Punch our way out of box.

go back to bed.

Is that a red buttan?

Push the shit outa that thing!

Examine green light.
Check inventory

>>5012334
RUDY TAKES NO SHIT!
He punches the lid RIGHT OFF!

The moaning of airplane engines reaches his ears! He seems to be in a CARGO HOLD.

ENTER COMMAND
> _

End Simulation.

Examine surroundings. See if we can find some sort of sign or markings. Is our box labeled anything? Do we seem to be experiencing turbulence or any sort of motion indicitive of us being in a plane?

See if we can open any of these other boxes. Hopefully we'll find ourselves something to defend ourselves with should someone try to mess with us.

kick down the door. proceed to have our way with any stewardesses.

Don't know if quality.

Will wait and reserve judgement.

>>5012402

Punch our way out of the airplane.

DUMP CARGO

Cargo hold? Awesome. Open the door/hatch and use the lid of the broken crate as a parachute!

Kick open door. Demand to know what the fuck is going on.

Inventory contains
2 PUNCHING MITTS

They are currently equiped!

ENTER COMMAND

> _

Punch that fucking door down. We aint taking that kind of shit.

Is that door mad-doggin you? SHOW THAT DOOR WHO'S BOSS!

Open some boxes. Maybe we'll find something of value.

Seconding kick the DOOR in.

There is no doubt that Rudy is on a plane that is in the air, FLYING!
Turbulence a plenty.

The boxes are marked with FRAGILE and ANTIQUE.
They are marked by years - Perhaps it's for a museum?!
It goes from 1000 AD to 1800 AD. What year should Rudy open?!

use MOTHER FUCKING FISTS on SMUG ASS DOOR

>>5012445
equip mitts! look for more loot!

open more boxes! more i say!

Open the oldest we can find. Higher tech means more punchan.

What was our box marked as?

turbulence ain't shit. OPEN THE DOOR

Open 1000 AD, IMO.

What the hell was the red and green light then?

Rudy opens the oldest box and has gained
THE MOTHERFUCKING BARBARIAN GARB
and a
SWEET ASS SPEAR

HE'S GONNA KICK DOWN THE DOOR NEXT, GUYS

Punch all the boxes with rapid-fire fisticuffs

>>5012479
>>5012479
open somthing from the 1800 im hoping for some thing like this

>>5012526

Targets.

>>5012541
NO! OPEN BOXES UNTILL HE FINDS ONE WITH A HAT IN IT!

Yell out, as loud as you can:

We are mother fucking RUDY THE BARBARIAN! We will fuck you up!

>>5012541
needs a hat bro

No! Find some REAL garb. God dammit. Go Roman at least!

Empty bowels into box.

we have an entire plane full of possible loot, at least open the boxes untill we find some extra gear incase the spear breaks

c'mon, folks. Stop trying to dress up your dolly and BREAK A MOTHERFUCKING DOOR.

>>5012590

This spear is nothing compared to our fists of power. If it breaks, all the better.

>>5012541
KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN.

SCREAM AS YOU FIGHT:
GLORY AND FAME
BLOODN IS OUR NAME
SOULS FULL OF THUNDER
HEARTS OF STEEL

open ALLLLL THE BOXES

WOODEN BOXES
METAL BOXES
NOTHING IS SAFE FROM OUR GRIP.

RUDY STORMS INTO THE COCKPIT, YELLING LOUDLY:
>GLORY AND FAME
>BLOODN IS OUR NAME
>SOULS FULL OF THUNDER
>HEARTS OF STEEL
>I AM RUDY THE MOTHERFUCKING BARBARIAN HERE TO FUCK YOU UP

There's only attractive women here!

Inspect chest for tits.

>>5012619
Rudy is feeling way embarrassed!

>>5012619
FUCK THEM UP

>>5012619
Oh snap, charlies angels bunny style

>>5012619
>>5012631
He said he was going to fuck them, and they ARE bunnies.

Better get to work.

Fuck them the fuck up!

Ravish them all!

>"What's the difference between 'ravish' and 'rape'?"
>"Nobody objects to being ravished."

>>5012619
Put the smooth moves on them!
Lacking that, waggle your junk right in their face to assert dominance.

>>5012632
>FUCK THEM UP THE BUTT
Fixed.

>>5012619
railroading faggot

Rudy returns to the cargohold to find a better suit.
WHAT YEAR SHOULD HE PICK THIS TIME?!

>>5012619
gay

1800s

Then hug stewardesses

>>5012674
>>5012674
>>5012674
>>5012674
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!
RAILROADING!

>>5012674
YAY! 1800's!

>>5012674
huhzaa back to the loot. 1800s please

>>5012674
OP'S A RAILROADER!

The bunnies didn't look like they were wearing any clothing.. Why does Rudy need to wear clothing?

Also why didn't he fuck them up like he said he would?

>>5012668
1800s?! RUDY IS NOW A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER!
He re-equips his punching mitts.

HE PONDERS HOW TO TALK TO THE LADIES!
FUCKING THEM SEEMS A LITTLE STRAIGHTFORWARD

>>5012674
1870

>>5012701
>Also why didn't he fuck them up like he said he would?

Good question. I was kinda hoping he'd skewer them or beat them up and then watch as the plane went down to crash into something or somewhere awesome.

>>5012674
NINJA PIRATE ZOMBIE ROBOT

Also,
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW THE GM IS DOING SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO DO RAILROAD RAILROAD

>RUDY FUCKS THEIR SHIT UP.

>>5012701
he needs fucking clothes. the ones hes wearing are barbarian clothes, and can only be used for rape or the pillage

>>5012711
>FUCKING THEM SEEMS A LITTLE STRAIGHTFORWARD

They are bunnies.. Sex is like saying "Hello" to them.

>>5012711
Chinese! Talk to them in Mandarin Chinese!

>>5012711

Yell, as loud as you can:

I am Rudy the suave motherfucker! Explain what the fuck is going on or I will charm the shit out of you!

>>5012711
ok, find somthing to smoke, light up and then storm the cockpit to demand a logical explanation for all this bullshit! then when one of the women gets hystarical slap them. it'll make them horny as hell

>>5012726
>he needs fucking clothes

No, not rly. These quests aren't really meant to be incredibly detailed in an artistic sense. Clothing doesn't matter.

>>5012746
do this! then slap one

>>5012720
that could've been an one hell of an awesome way to start this out.

OP, I am disappoint.

RUDY STORMS DOWN THE DOOR ONCE AGAIN!
HE SCREAMS TO THE WOMEN THAT HE IS RUDY AND HE IS GOING TO FUCK THEM UP AND THEY BETTER FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

>>5012746
please please please do this one

>>5012777
slap one to make them talk

>>5012777
Now twirl your monocle, and place it correctly on the right eye. Then twist your mustache.

The women are HIGHLY AROUSED by such display of (gentle)manliness!
They seem well prepped to answer any questions now, including sex.

_██_
(ಠ_ృ)

>>5012807
what was i doing in that box?
who am i?
where are we going?
why are your clothes still on?

>>5012807
Ask for one to be on your dick. The other to massage your shoulders, and the third as to what the hell is going on. But urge the third to continue flying the plane.

>>5012828
agreed

>>5012807

Ask them what the fuck is going on, why you were in the fucking box, if this suit makes us look fat, what the fuck they were doing, and which order they would like to receive our manly fucking fists.

>>5012807

Do both at once! Make them scream their answers, you suave bastard. Make Bond proud!

DEVOUR THEIR SEXY, DELICIOUS BRAINS

>>5012807
>including sex
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)

>>5012905
>DEVOUR THEIR SEXY, DELICIOUS BOOBS

One of the ladies informs Rudy that she has no idea why he's there and that she and her triplet sisters are only the pilots.
The only thing they know about the cargo is that its precious antiques and costumes for a special exhibition led by Professor DARKBEING.

>>5012916
凸[◣_◢]凸

DARKBEING!? DARKBEING!!!?

Mother fucking Darkbeing! I WILL FUCK HIS SHIT UP!

>>5012935
Darkbeing you say? Well judging by the name, he must be...

A philanthropist.

>>5012935
so rudy is an antique or a costume?

Ask where the plane is going and when its going to get there.

>>5012935
RUDY FINDS THE PROFESSOR
RUDY FUCKS THE PROFESSOR UP, WHILE SHOUTING IN A VERY GENTLEMANLY MANNER "LET'S HAVE A PROPER GO AT IT!"

>>5012935
Ask for clarification on "Darkbeing" and the date. Be gruff and manly about it. Tap the two to switch places. with your cane.

>>5012953
agreed we can totally trust this guy

>>5012935
Probably the fastest quest to have porn in history.

Also yay, triplets.

>>5012935
Propose to all of them. Hard to find more perfect ladays than that.

>>5012983

Fuck them all first. Want to try before you buy, if you catch my drift.

>>5012935

He seems like a dapper fellow. ASK IF HE NEEDS ANY SHIT FUCKED UP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_mHl4F8fAs

>>5012990
I second the fucking. Then we need to find DARKBEING.

>>5012964
>>5012964
thats the way!

Rudy readjusts his monocle nervously!
DARKBEING?!
He doesn't know who that is, but he is going to FUCK HIM UP!

He asks more about the Professor in a gruff and manly tone, while he lets two of the sisters switch places every few seconds.

>>5012990
fucking is thirded. also, ask where the plane is headed

>>5012983

>>5013039
where is the plane headed and how much time to we have to prepare a manly course of action?

Thank them for the information, then suggest they engage the autopilot so an insane, passionate 4-way can commence

>>5013048
This. Then we must turn it around and find DARKBEING. That fucker probably put Rudy in a box.

Try and recall any information about yourself. Ask the ladies if they would like to be your fly honey assassin bodyguards.

Professor DARKBEING, as the third sister explains, is a wellrespected philantrophist, who will be earning his first noble price in a few days, at which point he will also present his latest archeological discovery, known to the public only as.. THE ARMAGEDDON DEATH MACHINE!

Rudy will only ask them to marry once he acquires THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE.

>>5013066
>>5013066
this, and tell them they are now a part of our party

>>5013083
The Noble PRICE
THAT FUCKER IS EVIL
Also, sex, turn plane around to find DARKBEING.
Add subquest, find three rings of equal value.

>>5013078
Rudy takes a moment to dive into the depths of his mind, trying to remember anything about himself - But instead of memories, EVERYTHING IS BLOODRED!
He suddenly hears the voice of a woman cry out to him.

COMMENCE FLASHBACK!

>>5013083
recall personal backstory and recruit sisters for newly formed battle posse

allright, lets search some more of the plane while we wait to get there
take a sister to help search, and another to coo and whisper in our ear

Tell the one between Rudy's legs to watch the teeth!

Tell one of the sisters to check the crates for Victorian era dresses for the lot of them. Rudy is a dapper motherfucker and they sure as hell are going to adhere to his sense of fashion.

Welp, theres go the sisters.

>>5013116
>>5013118
>>5013125
>>5013129

Get on this when you recover from the flashback.

Hopefully the flashback will help you regain your masterful skill in the gentlemanly art of pugilism.

Rudy finds himself atop a pile of rubble and bones. In the middle a flagpole sticks out, sporting a symbol of a CLAW!
COULD THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS PAST?!

However, before he can find out more, there are more pressing matters --

>>5013159

are those a pile of skulls or Sectoids buried up to their necks?

>>5013159
Like ejaculating into the mouth of whichever sister happens to be there at the moment?

>>5013159
indeed there are
look here GM: >>5013158

>>5013159
if by pressing matters you mean one of the sisters pressing her tits into Rudy's face

PILOT TRIPLET SISTERS have joined the party!
Gained 3 Victorian Dresses!

Subquest added:
THE THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE

>>5013219

Shit whos piloting the plane!

>>5013219
I hate to say this, but... Who's flying?

>>5013219

wait. who is flying the plane now?

>>5013219
I do declare. This thread just got EXQUISITE!

>>5013219
>>5013225
>>5013228
>>5013233

>>5013219
Since when do a bunch of horny BUNNIES ever wear clothes?

Someone needs to check the fucking rulebook.

...someone needs to be flying the god damned plane.

>>5013219

Also, lets make sure we satisfy each of these women to the fullest before we move on. Don't want to be leaving any loose ends, do we?

>>5013225
>>5013228
>>5013233

pilotingmind

>>5013225
OH FUUUUUCCCKKK

>>5013225
>>5013228
>>5013233
>>5013240
we'regonnacrashmind

>>5013245

Attempt to use your psychic powers to make them spontaneously orgasm. If Rudy lacks psychic powers, see what can be done about rectifying that.

This is the best rubyquest ever. I mean rudyquest. lolz.

>>5013253
they turned on auto pilot...right?

Action stations! Report condition One throughout the fleet! All hands report to duty!

>>5013253
Crash on deserted island with three triplets, make a bunny-cat hybrid tribe.

>>5013253
SEARCH FOR PARACHUTES! OR SUDDENLY DISCOVER THE ABILITY TO FLY/TELEPORT!

>>5013278

Launch Mobius 1 to fly cover.

Autopilot?

Also..

>Horny bunnies
>wearing clothes

Pic related

>>5013253
Well, I'm out of ideas. Just hope we're +20,000 feet.
Wait
old cargoplane.
fuck.

>>5013253
PILOT THE PLANE

>>5013278

YEEEEAAAAAHHH!

since when do bunnies wear clothes?

GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS! NOW WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!

Grab parachute. Have ladies cling tenaciously to his manliness. jump out of plane

Fuck this shit! We're motherfucking Rudy! Punch the goddamn plane until it stops fucking crashing!

NNNYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWWW

SEARCH FOR PARACHUTES OR FLOATATION DEVICES

Have the ladies get back to flying the plane. Once things are under control, ask them their names.

Hard mode: Make the pilot fly while fucking her.

>>5013331
FUCK, OUR PLANE IS SEE THROUGH.

Mercy kill EVERYTHING.

>>5013331
parachutes deploy!

Have "We're all going to die" desperation sex with three bunny girls.

Punch the plane until it rights itself

>>5013342
>HARD MODE
Alternativly, GET THE FUCK OUT WITH LADIES

>>5013345
Wonder Woman's going down! Pull up! Pull up!

>>5013331
CRASH THAT BITCH INTO THE GODDAMN VOLCANO.

>>5013331
OH NO! WE COULDN'T HAVE DRESSED AS A BARBARIAN, BEATEN THEM UP AND MADE THE PLANE CRASH ONTO AN ISLAND THAT WAY? NOOOOOO! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN TOO AWESOME! INSTEAD WE HAVE TO GO PLAY DRESSUP AND THEN MAKE THE PLANE CRASH!

RAILROADING FAGGOT!

Fuck yes. Aim the plane at the volcano, jump out the back with the ladies in your arms, and parachute to safety. Give the volcano the finger as you descend.

>>5013374
I like your style friend.

>>5013384

punch the plane as you jump out, the three ladies clinging to your brawny body

save the bunnies with our manlyness and charm! its the only way!

PUNCH THE ISLAND AS YOU LAND!

>>5013342

Fuck that, their names are part of a life that no longer exists. Having met Rudy they can never be who they used to be.

As such, inform them that their names are now Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera.

>>5013287
>>5013322
>>5013336

>>5013404
punch the three ladies as you jump out, clinging to the plane your with brawny body

>>5013468

Also, from now on, they need to wear little A, T and M buttons so that... other, less manly people, can tell them apart. We'll allways remember their names, cause we're RUDY THE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER, but others might have trouble.

>>5013476
YES!

>>5013476
EXCELLENT! Land in a manly fashion on solid ground, with the ladies swooning around you.

>>5013476

Do not utter a one liner on the way down. That shit is not classy.

>>5013476
LOOK AT THOSE MANLY ARMS GODDAMN

>>5013476
now guide the chute down to the safest looking landing spot and proceed to rename the women

WE'RE NOT TAKING THAT SHIT! PUNCH THE MOTHER FUCKING GROUND WITH THE FORCE OF A CRASHING PLANE!

>>5013476
got time for a quickie before they land?

Wherever we land, we punch the first new person we see and demand to know where the fuck we are

>>5013547

Check the bunnies to see how wet they are.

This is the best Quest ever.

Rudy remains completely silent and manly as they touch down.
The ladies are even more infatuated with him now, swooning and staring.

Suddenly, Rudy breaks the silence by saying: Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera.
The ladies immediatly understands that these are their new names that go with their new lives.

>>5013640
Now: Begin repopulation.

>>5013640
Those names are awesome.

We will vanquish that volcano. It usurps our dominance and virility.

I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS THREAD, GNOLL

THIS IS HOW YOU DO INTERACTIVE STORIES CORRECTLY

>>5013640

Damn, we are one manly motherfucker.

Get the ladies started on building a temporary shelter. We need to do a bit of exploring.

The girls must be worn out from that experience. Punch together a shelter and make with some tender loving til morning.

>>5013640
REPOPULATE
Add subquest: find and fix the plane.

See what we can recover from the crash.

If Rudy finds a group of seven stranded castaways, begin punching and do not stop.

>>5013640
Catchy.
Cast your manly gaze upon this island.
if your name was Robin, this island would know it's master.
But you are RUDY.
Stride down the beach purposely, surveying this island domain.
For it WILL be bent to your will.

>>5013671

This. Emphasis on the punching. Don't take any shit from no trees.

>>5013657
by railroading?

>Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Furies

>>5013710
Calm down. It's not like this is weaver or anything. Names are just names. Bitches can be just bitches.

>>5013710
Moar like "the furries"

>>5013710
More like The Furries

Rudy sends Alecto, Tisiphone, and Megaera off to build shelter, who immediatly follow his command and run off.

Rudy, however, is going to have more than just words with that MOTHERFUCKING VULCANO!
RUDY IS GOING TO FUCK THAT ROCK UP!

>>5013737

Shit yes. Pistols at dawn!

As soon as Rudy finds some pistols.

>>5013737

FUCK YEAH! Punch anyone who stands in our way too!

>>5013689

>bawww the OP didn't do exactly what I wanted

Quit being a little faggot. He did what most of the majority votes wanted him to do, only straying a few times, and the entire thing was awesome anyway. Just shut up and go away.

>>5013737
Fuck yeah! Mano a Volcano! That motherfucker is writing checks that it can't cash!

>>5013657

Sudden twist: Its Gnoll all along.

>>5013710

>>5013737
Fuck year, it's fist of the motherfucking north star time!

We're going to punch that fucking volcano till it's cries for help get us rescued.

Then we punch our rescuer and demand they take us to safety.

>>5013737

While I agree with the plan, keep an eye out for angry natives shooting poison darts. That shit stings.

>>5013725
LOL YEAH DAWG. Man if this were weaver we'd be fucked.

Punch the Volcano til it emits S.O.S. in smoke signals repeatedly

>>5013737
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST DRAWQUESTER EVER.

NOW LET'S GO FUCK US UP A VOLCANO.

>>5013827

Second

Examine surroundings for delicious exotic island meats.

>>5013843
and cheeses

>>5013848

and RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE

>>5013860
THREE in fact.

>>5013860
Good Idea.

Volcano = GEMSTONES.
PART 1 OF SUBQUEST.

>>5013860
PUNCH RINGS OUT OF VOLCANIC OBSIDIAN. THEN THEY ARE OF EQUAL VALUE.

Rudy PUNCHES his way through the jungle to the foot of the vulcano, where he is blocked by some sort of SHRINE of a crouching man holding two unlit torches! Judging by the skulls, people get sacrificed here.

There is a BRAZIER with an ongoing fire next to it.

Now that Rudy is not accidentally causing the plane to crash, ponder the meaning of that flashback.

>>5013737
He should've told them to get themselves ready for when he gets back. They are going to get the fucking of their lives.

All 9 holes are going to get a work out.

>>5013894

Punch fire onto the torches

>>5013894

Punch that fucker in his big stone teeth. If that doesn't work, light the torches.

>>5013902

FUCK THAT! PUNCH OUR WAY THROUGH! NO SHIT!

>>5013894
Skulls. I think we've found a clue.

>>5013894
SACRIFICE the ugliest or least horny of the bunnies.

Await reply from ancient diety.

PUNCH ancient diety.

Await reply from ancient diety.

Solve the puzzle.

Oh right. FLASHBACK! THINK ABOUT IT!

>>5013894
set two skulls on fire. place flaming skulls onto the torches.

Light the torches.

>>5013915

A gentlemen of learning is above such primitive pagan rites.

>>5013894
PUNCH THAT GODDAMN SHRINE, LIKE A PROPER GENTLEMAN.

Light torches by focusing sunlight with your monocle.

>>5013931

Fuck the monocle. GLARE that fucker into submission.

RUDY PUNCHES THE FUCKING BRAZIER INTO THE TORCHES

Adjust your cravat dramatically.

>>5013956
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>5013956

Fuck Yeah! We are the manliest adventurer ever!

Is it bad, that more that I read, more that I want to be a bunny girl? Or is that just /tg/ in me speaking?

Anyway.

Adjust your cravat in front of the statue. There can only be one death machine on this island.

>>5013977
ADJUST CRAVAT WITH COCKY PHRASE.

USE OUR RAZOR SHARP WIT TO CUT THROUGH THE HEAVENS

>>5013956
As soon as both torches are lit a grinding noise begins. The shrine's teeth slowly seperate AND ARE THEN PUNCHED IN BY RUDY.

A dark opening is revealed.

>this thread

>>5013993
dive into the opening, Punch-bringers first!

Step inside, let eyes adjust to darkness.

Proceed onward with a gallant stroll and an eye out for goddamn traps.

Punch the darkness.

>>5013977
/tg/ already did it's time as a bunnygirl. Now we are manly GAR cat guy, dammit!

>>5014027
I missed most of that time. Excuse me to still going through the steps.
Also
GET IN THERE AND ADJUST TOPHAT.

Before continuing, Rudy dusts off his hands and readjusts his cravat whole solemnly uttering the phrase,
>Sometimes you just have to bite down and take it, chap.

>>5014070
No spoilers on /tg/, bro.

>>5014091
Yeah, tags don't work.

>>5014091
should of used something like bite me.
but thats not very gentlemanly.

>>5014091
Well, that was a clue as to who you are as well.
I like this game.

1. Dig immense chamber beneath the sacred grounds you've just desecrated.
2. Pile in it the most sinister things the ancient ruins hold.
3. Construct an enormous complex to go on top of it.
4. Flood the valley.
5. Sire incestuous rabbit / cat children.
6. ???
7. RubyQuest.

>>5014192
.......Oh god.

It all makes sense.

Where do the bird and goat strains come from then?

Continued here >>5014203

Uh... enter?