[Return]
Posting mode: Reply
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
File
Password(Password used for file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • ????????? - ??


  • File : 1246077084.jpg-(177 KB, 400x586, 111128.jpg)
    177 KB Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:31 No.5012785  
    A female Dragonborn invites you to the local tavern for drinks. She may be a member of your party, a stranger, or some local personage. She continually buys you alcohol, then, near the close of the night, leans in and puts her hand on your thigh, licking her lips, and tells you it's been a long time and she's in the mood for a "smoothskin". What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:33 No.5012808
    Dang her, then steal her equipment and run. What else would a fa/tg/uy do?
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)00:33 No.5012812
    Fuck her, continue campaign. Nothing big happened.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:35 No.5012830
    Run the fuck away.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:35 No.5012832
    >>5012808

    Bang, not dang. Someday, maybe, I'll learn to type and proof read.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:35 No.5012838
    Make her molt from pleasure, then turn those scales into badass armor.
    >> bearford !!xjhLi8WTrZS 06/27/09(Sat)00:36 No.5012844
    >>5012832

    I'd dang her too, don't worry, you are in good company.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:36 No.5012845
    in during scalies
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:36 No.5012846
         File : 1246077375.jpg-(11 KB, 250x237, Gob.jpg)
    11 KB
    >she's in the mood for a "smoothskin"

    Bad News, dollface.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:36 No.5012849
    Poison my dick, bang her, steal equipment, sneak away quietly.

    What, I'm a rogue.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:37 No.5012852
    >>5012785

    Say, "Me too," and leave.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:37 No.5012854
    Roll my Insight check (obviously this is 4th ed, if not, Sense Motive), then depending results:

    -If legit, fuck her
    -If false, kill her (or try anyway)
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:38 No.5012860
    No. Fucking. Way.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:38 No.5012861
    Ask her if she could get knocked up from a human, because I don't want to be left with some half dragonborn bastard child looking for me later down the road. If no, then she's getting bumped
    >> Cultist Yang 06/27/09(Sat)00:38 No.5012862
    I'm enjoying some lovely scaled pussy tonight.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:38 No.5012865
         File : 1246077526.jpg-(101 KB, 457x500, 2284525937_8e28629ee5[1].jpg)
    101 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:39 No.5012874
    Fuck her, while crying and feeling dirty.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:39 No.5012877
    Look, it's not furry to fuck a Dragonborn. It's not furry unless you would choose a Dragonborn over a human or elvish woman.
    >> Commissar Fuklaw (ret.) 06/27/09(Sat)00:40 No.5012884
    >>5012812
    That is heresy, soldier.

    I hope you said something else, and I simply misunderstood you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:41 No.5012902
         File : 1246077715.jpg-(518 KB, 1133x866, Awesome Dragoness Swimming.jpg)
    518 KB
    I don't know where the other one of this is, where she has this bad ass sphere of magic and cool pose/armor...but fuck if I don't like this artist.
    My internets if anyone can sause it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:42 No.5012903
    Sure, okay. I want to know if they have cloaca. It's like vaginal and anal intercourse AT THE SAME TIME! After that, I steal that sweet dagger and escape. Then I come back and tap that ass again.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:44 No.5012928
         File : 1246077878.jpg-(39 KB, 335x335, 1245689997880.jpg)
    39 KB
    >>5012902
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:44 No.5012931
    My debased appetite allows only one answer.

    [spoiler]Spend all my money of liquor and recreational substances before passing out in her dragon cleavage, leaving her unfulfilled.[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:46 No.5012947
    I get on my knees under the table and eat her out until her eyes cross.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:48 No.5012973
    Take her to the bedroom, then re-enact "The Lusty Argonian Maid."

    All of it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:52 No.5013003
    >>5012973
    I've never seen that...but what is is significant about the "All of it" part.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:53 No.5013009
    i shoot her in the face with my crossbow and loot the body. not because shes a lizard. not because shes dragonborn.

    but because shes 4e shit garbage that should be sat on fire.
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)00:53 No.5013018
    >>5012973
    I laughed because it was funny but then I cried because I got the reference immediately.
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)00:55 No.5013032
    >>5013003
    Argonians are the lizard people from TES4: Oblivion.

    Lusty Argonian Maid is a smutty book that you come across a few times in your adventures.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:55 No.5013033
    >>5012973
    Thief of virtue is a much better book...

    Back on topic, I put on my wizard hat...
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:55 No.5013038
    >>5012785
    slap her ass and thank Xom
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013047
    >>5012785

    Wonder what she means, considering how hairy I am.

    >>5012861

    Good news. If it is possible and if it is a girl in their society you are only expect to hang around for about 3 years. After that she will raise the child herself.

    >>5012877

    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:57 No.5013053
    >>5013009

    > sat on fire.

    That's more a Tiefling thing, though it seems reasonable to handwave Dragonborn having just enough resistance to fire to lie on hot coals unharmed. You are now imagining Dragonborn on Tiefling lesbian sex on a bed of hot coals.

    >>5013003

    Morrowind. "The Lusty Argonian Maid" is a notoriously terrible "erotic" play written by some foppish Imperial. It's about a ridiculously manly noble (the author's idealized self-insertion) and his shy, impressionable, buxom Argonian maid named Lifts-Her-Tail. The parts of it you can read are actually fucking hilarious; the whole thing's a clusterfuck of shameless innuendo and bodice-ripper parody.
    >> Asian Women's Handball Championship !!oUKJ9/i8Ftx 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013063
    >>5012785

    Honestly, depends on the group.

    If it's me and my college group, then yeah fuck her. We aren't little kids, we understand organisms like their jollies and that a campaign can have some stupid shit like that without being ruined.

    Any other group? Probably just sneak away.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:58 No.5013070
         File : 1246078719.jpg-(48 KB, 600x600, AdventureBaff.jpg)
    48 KB
    I bounce her boobs around and hope her daughter doesn't interrupt.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:59 No.5013076
    Let my head drop onto the bar, comment on how good the cold bar top feels on my face, complain about the room spinning as I purse my eyes shut, then lean up, look her straight in the face and say, "If you said what I think what you said, sure, I've got no other plans; I'm up for it."

    Then, the next morning, wake up, look next to me, feel bad and pass back out.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:59 No.5013082
    >>5012902
    tsampikos
    http://g.e-hentai.org/g/120607/1299cddbab/
    fap away
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)00:59 No.5013086
    >>5012877

    It's still not furry if the Dragonborn has bigger tits than the human or elvish woman, and is willing to try more adventurous things.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:00 No.5013092
    I say, "Then let's go." softly into her ear. She takes me by the hand and leads me to a room up stairs, locking the door behind her. She Tosses pushes me onto the bed, smiling wickedly. : You know, Last time I had me a smoothskin, I broke him..." The smile grew wider as she tore off her tunic. I stand back up and say, "You should worry about being broken yourself," and I pull her close, kissing her har, almost violently. I could her her moan as the kisses continued, but while I was focus on her mouth she, and her hands were focused on me. A talon slipped down into my small clothes, finding me harrd and at the ready. She threw back on the bed once more, smiling that wicked little grin. She lifted her skirt, exposing herself to me for the few short seconds it took her to straddle me. She swung her hips wildly, foregoing foreplay. Before I knew it I had finished, and she had not tp long afterwords. Wait, she didn't, She's still going. Her pumping getting stronger with each thrust, it's starting to hurt. Oh god! As I try to pull myself away, she pins my arms with hers, pulling herself close enough to kiss me. AAHH! OH GODS!! WHY???!! I CAN HEAR BONES SNAP NOW, I CAN HEAR THEM CRUNCH AND GRIND INTO DUST! I SCREAM AND I SCREAM BUT NOTHING CAN DRAIN AWAY HER WILD MOANS AND OUTBURSTS. DEAR RAVEN QUEEN, END THIS SUFFERING NOW, PLEASE!! SHE WON'T LISTEN, SHE JUST KEEPS GOING!! PLEASE, BRING ME TO PEACE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:02 No.5013103
    >>5013082

    I am now weirded out at how many of his pictures I already have...

    I do have to say, the ginger dragoness is masterfully pulled off.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:02 No.5013108
    >>5013092

    Someone has a low Fortitude defense.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:02 No.5013112
         File : 1246078971.gif-(925 KB, 500x345, 1212064644331.gif)
    925 KB
    >>5013092
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:03 No.5013115
    Take a long draught from my stein, look her deeply in the eyes and reply ''I have waited a long time for this moment''.

    So yeah I would do it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:04 No.5013126
    >>5013092

    Death by snoo snoo!
    :D D: :D D: :D D:
    'tis the glorious way to go! (and you never have to pay child support; take that!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:05 No.5013137
    What do you care, you filthy xenophile voyeur?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:06 No.5013144
    So. The general consensus seems to be that a Dragonborn is fine too.

    I'm surprised there hasn't been more trolling about furries or 4E or 4rries or whatever shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:07 No.5013146
    I'm only have a fortitude SAVE. No chance for a Save for broken pelvis.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:07 No.5013149
    >>5013112
    >>5013126
    Snoo snoo mind
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:08 No.5013160
    >>5013144

    you really should lurk more.

    in fact, you should lurk forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:09 No.5013169
    >>5012877
    its not furry at all, i would choose whoever was most attractive out of the three present or who was the most willing and adventurous.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:09 No.5013173
    >>5012902
    tsampikos
    notorious furry artist extraordinaire
    >> Inquisitor Tom 06/27/09(Sat)01:10 No.5013177
    I'd quietly whisper: "Damnatio tuum."
    And then blow the back of her heretical skull in with my bolt pistol.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 06/27/09(Sat)01:10 No.5013178
    I'd fuck her senseless.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:10 No.5013185
    Insight check for motive. If true I cast shield on my dick and proceed to fuck the bitch until she firebreathes in ecstasy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:11 No.5013195
    >>5013146

    Dragonborn are a core race in 4E. 4E has done away with saves in favour of defenses, i.e. Snoo Snoo: Strength vs. Fortitude, on hit the target's pelvis is crushed.

    So, you're right, you don't get a save. But if the Dragonborn's Snoo Snoo attack doesn't score high enough to beat your Fort DEFENSE, the attack "misses" i.e. your pelvis is not crushed.

    (I feel fucking retarded typing this shit out)
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:13 No.5013211
    >>5013177

    I'd quietly whisper: "Hell yes."
    And then blow in the back of her heretical throat with my "bolt pistol".
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:13 No.5013212
    I'd be surprised she likes slender human women.

    Most dragonborn females like the barbarian build, really.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:13 No.5013217
         File : 1246079636.jpg-(54 KB, 386x675, Dragonborn_F.jpg)
    54 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:14 No.5013218
    Hit that. I need lots of worshippers to help me ascend to godhood, and with my Cha she'll count as a worshipper the next morning.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:17 No.5013247
         File : 1246079823.png-(478 KB, 432x1000, Dmilf.png)
    478 KB
    Eh, what the hell. Picture time.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:17 No.5013252
    >>5013212

    How do you know? Maybe Dragonborn, like humans, tend to be very attracted to comparatively slender, "graceful" races. For them that would be humans, since elves would seem flimsy and anorexic next to them, while humans would be pleasingly lean while still having some meat where it matters WHY AM I PUTTING SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS

    >>5013218

    You, uh, probably should have invested more in Con and Endurance.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:20 No.5013283
         File : 1246080011.png-(78 KB, 478x362, 1238693602526.png)
    78 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:20 No.5013284
    >>5013252
    if he gets his pelvis crushed its his own fault
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:21 No.5013310
         File : 1246080104.png-(74 KB, 430x496, 1238693010107.png)
    74 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:22 No.5013314
    >>5013284
    Agreed.

    Also: Codpiece=Condom in this case? *Thinks of that one Dethkloc episode*
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:23 No.5013325
         File : 1246080211.png-(218 KB, 819x801, 1238692282061.png)
    218 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:25 No.5013347
    >>5013284

    Yeah, just means he bit off more than he could chew. There's nothing wrong with asking to be on top if your frail caster-class bones can't handle cowgirl.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:27 No.5013370
    >>5013347
    I'm sure there is a spell for that.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:27 No.5013373
    I am a commoner. I kick and scream and on a successful escape artist roll, I'll escape from her clutches.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:29 No.5013394
    >>5013373

    A commoner has very little chance of successfully escaping from a halfway competent adventurer, particularly a melee-focused one, even more particularly a Dragonborn (they're quite strong).

    Reverse-rape ensues.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:30 No.5013396
    I'd do it. As much as I could. Wouldn't regret it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:30 No.5013398
         File : 1246080622.jpg-(1.48 MB, 1752x1536, 1230384717159.jpg)
    1.48 MB
    >>5013373
    You escaped!

    Unfortunately, you have other problems...
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:31 No.5013406
    >>5012947
    lol....cloacal kiss
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:35 No.5013451
         File : 1246080948.png-(553 KB, 603x800, 1238697244646.png)
    553 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:41 No.5013517
         File : 1246081308.jpg-(431 KB, 800x800, 1242244902924.jpg)
    431 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:53 No.5013634
    Are we done with the dragon tits now? I only have two pictures left.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:56 No.5013663
    >>5013634
    more posting less asking, my dear anon
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)01:58 No.5013680
         File : 1246082336.jpg-(81 KB, 800x888, elanesse.jpg)
    81 KB
    >>5013310
    >>5013283

    While the /tg/ drawn dragonborn are fairly good looking, albeit inhuman, I prefer to just use dragonborn to refer to any sort of draconian humanoid.
    >> ruck 06/27/09(Sat)02:01 No.5013709
    i could be a scaly
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:01 No.5013712
         File : 1246082512.jpg-(78 KB, 858x1334, Dragonborn.jpg)
    78 KB
    >>5013663
    TITS AWAY
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:02 No.5013718
    >>5012973

    *golfclap*
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:02 No.5013720
         File : 1246082569.jpg-(122 KB, 794x1024, 274580 - Dragonborn Dungeons_a(...).jpg)
    122 KB
    PYEW PYEW PYEW
    >> Dudeman !unnzV56QdA 06/27/09(Sat)02:02 No.5013722
         File : 1246082575.png-(2.24 MB, 800x640, ghoul.png)
    2.24 MB
    Run like fuck because it's obviously a ghoul in disguise.

    Radioactive scum.
    >> Dudeman !unnzV56QdA 06/27/09(Sat)02:03 No.5013735
    >>5012846
    Gah. Fuck.

    Dudeman: Master of being late. :(
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:04 No.5013745
         File : 1246082680.jpg-(297 KB, 777x1200, laythedragon.jpg)
    297 KB
    CAN YOU WIN THE GAME?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:06 No.5013757
         File : 1246082773.jpg-(182 KB, 816x632, 1242155139622.jpg)
    182 KB
    I BROKE MY CAPS KEY, WHAT DO I DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:06 No.5013761
    ask her "your room or mine?"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:06 No.5013763
    >>5013745
    >THE GAME
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:07 No.5013771
         File : 1246082845.jpg-(48 KB, 388x600, Dragoness Lol.jpg)
    48 KB
    Have one on me, if you're out of them.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:12 No.5013825
    >>5013757
    His dick. It's glowing.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:13 No.5013840
    >>5013757
    Just put "Berserker" in your name field
    >> Inquisitor Tom 06/27/09(Sat)02:14 No.5013850
    >>5013840
    I think that's Heresy to encourage such things.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:14 No.5013856
    >>5013825
    It's so the women can check him out at the rave.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:14 No.5013865
    I'm probably to drunk to consent by now.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:19 No.5013913
    >>5013825
    With an awesome power!
    Her velvety grip tells him to defeat you!
    Take this: his thrusts, her moans, and all of their spooge!
    SHINING DRAGONBORN ORGASM!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:20 No.5013928
    >>5012785
    I say, "No, yer' drank..."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:21 No.5013937
         File : 1246083710.jpg-(253 KB, 772x590, SuperTGWarsDBDuo.jpg)
    253 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:27 No.5013980
    >>5013053
    >Dragonborn on Tiefling lesbian sex on a bed of hot coals

    Oooh. Sounds fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:32 No.5014033
    >>5013913
    >>5013980
    >>5013825
    GET ON THIS!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:33 No.5014047
    >>5014033
    I also demand clit lasers.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 06/27/09(Sat)02:35 No.5014061
    Fuck her.

    And that's all I'm going to say.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:36 No.5014071
    Even better: Friction = Heat
    Thus: They are rubbing against each other, and having such furiously hot sex (in more ways than one), they are ON FIRE
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:37 No.5014077
    >>5014061
    Wait, What regiment are YOU from.
    Did we have a recruitment drive recently?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:40 No.5014111
         File : 1246084837.jpg-(194 KB, 758x585, sage.jpg)
    194 KB
    >>5013937

    ...wh-what is that picture from? I think the one I have here goes with it, but I always just used it to sage threads. I didn't think it actually *went* with something.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:41 No.5014125
    >>5014111
    One of the Dragonborn MILF artists did Super Robot War versions of several character/memes.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 06/27/09(Sat)02:44 No.5014152
    >>5014077

    Former member of Argentum Prime's 1st, now part of the Inquisition.
    >> Goblin Samurai !kt9KaaFQCE 06/27/09(Sat)02:47 No.5014172
    Take her home, as a goblin being called "smoothskin" is a compliment, I'de palm a blade though, because she said she was in the mood for a smoothskin, which means she might want me as a snack. You never know with those dragonborn, crazy lizards.
    >> Daemonette Bob 06/27/09(Sat)02:50 No.5014191
    >>5014077
    Ted is on? That's rare.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:52 No.5014204
    >>5014191
    I should be asleep.
    And what the fuck.
    >> Daemonette Bob 06/27/09(Sat)02:53 No.5014212
    >>5014204
    What?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)02:53 No.5014214
         File : 1246085637.jpg-(78 KB, 733x555, Super :tg: Wars - Cutebold.jpg)
    78 KB
    >>5014111

    I belive the set is called Super /tg/ wars; I have all of them I believe
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 06/27/09(Sat)02:54 No.5014219
    >>5014212
    Oh, Bob.

    I have a letter for you from your wife.
    >> Guardsman Ted 06/27/09(Sat)02:55 No.5014227
    >>5014212
    You know what?
    I gave up with Mike broke the dimensional barrier and I had to murder my clones that leaked through.
    I don't care.
    I'm going back to the barracks.
    >> Daemonette Bob 06/27/09(Sat)02:57 No.5014236
    >>5014219
    I Don't have a wife!...Or..Oh god.
    >> Daemonette Bob 06/27/09(Sat)02:58 No.5014247
    >>5014227
    Ok.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 06/27/09(Sat)02:59 No.5014263
    >>5014236

    Yup, remember that time you were piss drunk in Cadia?
    >> Daemonette Bob 06/27/09(Sat)03:01 No.5014281
    >>5014263
    ...Goddammit.
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 06/27/09(Sat)03:03 No.5014294
    >>5014281

    What should I tell her when she asks me about you?
    >> Daemonette Bob 06/27/09(Sat)03:05 No.5014315
    >>5014294
    Tell her...I Got reassign K.I.A or something!
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 06/27/09(Sat)03:07 No.5014338
    >>5014315

    Okay... what about the baby?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:08 No.5014359
    >>5013092
    your sir win an internets
    >> Daemonette Bob 06/27/09(Sat)03:09 No.5014372
    >>5014338
    What Baby?!
    >> Guardsman Alexandros 06/27/09(Sat)03:10 No.5014378
    >>5014372

    Oh fuck, I knew I was forgetting something... uhh...

    CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE A DADDY!
    >> Daemonette Bob 06/27/09(Sat)03:12 No.5014388
    >>5014378
    GOD EMPEROR DAMMIT!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:15 No.5014424
    Scream "XENOPHILE".
    Jump out of the window.
    Let gravity/water/thieves gain another kill.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:19 No.5014476
    wat?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:23 No.5014505
    I'd launch into a dissertation on thermodynamics, horticulture, the properties of heated coal, and Monty Python references.

    Further reactions would depend on her own.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:26 No.5014531
    >>5014505
    Why not just say that you use Monty Python to explain James Burke books? It wouldn't have made you look quite like a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:31 No.5014576
    >>5012785

    Do her.
    In the ass.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)03:47 No.5014699
    I cast flare!
    >> The Dead King, Akalmar 06/27/09(Sat)03:59 No.5014810
         File : 1246089590.jpg-(565 KB, 1280x960, 1244360584433.jpg)
    565 KB
    "........ I'll tell one you're in the mood."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:03 No.5014837
    Is this a fuck thread? It is a fuck thread isn't it?

    Hmmm to fuck or not to fuck, is that a question?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:09 No.5014887
         File : 1246090163.jpg-(74 KB, 750x600, 123068380e.jpg)
    74 KB
    "IGNORE ME!"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:44 No.5015189
    >>5013757
    Hold shift when you don't want caps.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)04:46 No.5015210
         File : 1246092409.jpg-(308 KB, 588x764, ignoreme.jpg)
    308 KB
    >>5014887
    IGNORE ME
    >>5013825
    Maybe they're in Shadowrun and that's a hobgoblin with a cyber penis sticking it to a dracoform?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)05:03 No.5015351
    >>5015210
    So I can now have a rave in my dick, in a dragonborn, while I'm at a rave?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:52 No.5016011
    >>5015351

    In Shadowrun you can have a rave in your dick while the person you're fucking (who looks like a dragonborn) has a rave in your pussy and then you jizz psychedelic drugs into her and both of you start to glow wildly as your color-shifting artificial skin goes into rave mode and all of this is happening, at a rave, where everyone else is doing the exact same thing.

    Yes, Shadowrun is like that. The core rulebook devotes a fair bit of time to saying "literally anything you could possibly want to fuck can be found or made and then fucked if you have the money or connections." There are mages who project into the Astral and have mind-sex with spirits, for fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:54 No.5016027
    Vomit alcohol all over her?

    I'm really not a great drinker.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)06:55 No.5016039
    >>5016011 cont'd

    Should say "her pussy," not "your pussy." You never know with cybered sex partners though.

    And in all fairness, I should mention that the backdrop of utter depravity is meant more for atmosphere, to underline the dystopian feel of the society. Any halfway decent GM won't have the players rolling anal circumference or anything, but he might throw in a disturbing plotline about human trafficking in the sex trade to provide plenty of moral quandaries for the runners.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)07:09 No.5016112
    Fuck it, I'm drunk. Why not?

    Alternatively. I take off my cloak to reveal I am a Warforged. I HAVE NO PENIS AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN DRINKING!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)07:15 No.5016139
    >>5016112

    As a Warforged, you have the advantage! Pay an Artificer to fit you with an alcohol-powered pneumatic super-dong perfectly sized for a discerning Dragonborn female. While you're at it, obtain dongs optimized for of all the other sentient races. Every single one of them. Go down in history as the Little Warforged who Could (And Would If You Asked Him Nicely (No Fatties))
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)07:15 No.5016141
    >>5016112
    SCIENCE CAN FIX THAT!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:04 No.5018162
    laugh and then keep laughing 'cause I'm a happy drunk.

    And 'then' I whip it out.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:05 No.5018173
    1. Lizards don't have lips
    2. Goddamn furries
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:09 No.5018198
    >>5016139
    so very epic.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:11 No.5018205
    >>5018173

    A dragonborn chick may not have lips, but if she gives anal I don't give a shit
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)12:12 No.5018212
         File : 1246119148.jpg-(401 KB, 1500x750, exterminatus.jpg)
    401 KB
    This whole thread is retarded.

    Mammals and reptiles have completely different anatomy, there's just no way you can combine the two.
    -different number of heart chambers
    -reptiles don't have one orifice for all waste and reproduction
    -reptiles don't have a uterus
    -reptiles have complete different metabolisms and brain function and a complete different number of chromasomes. They're just from an entirely different tree of the animal kingdom from mammals. We're talking millions of years of divergent evolution.
    -reptiles don't have mammaries, a feature only found on mammals. SO LIZARDWOMEN WITH TITS ARE RIGHT OUT.

    In conclusion, you are talking about humans with lizard head and skin. In other words, you're a bunch of fucking furries.

    Pic very fucking related.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:13 No.5018215
    I shoot her in the stomach with my ion pistol.

    "I have a mission, and it ain't fucking the local wildlife."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:14 No.5018222
    >>5018212
    Yeah, dragons totally are lizards.

    Fuck off man.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:14 No.5018224
    no
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)12:15 No.5018226
    >>5018212
    er, reptile DO have one orifice for all excretive and reproductive functions, typoed
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:15 No.5018234
    >>5018212
    firstly they are a legitimate fantasy race not a sexual fantasy like sergals, second its fucking D&D, science does not apply in any way and third who gives a fuck if it is furry? most of us fap to what we want and i gnore faggots like you.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:16 No.5018235
    It is a monster.

    I kill it and gain experience.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:16 No.5018239
    >>5018205

    Cloaca, dude. She has nothing to give BUT anal.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:16 No.5018241
         File : 1246119374.jpg-(40 KB, 480x360, dungeonmaster.jpg)
    40 KB
    >>5018212
    I'm sorry. What part of not having to explain shit did you not understand?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:16 No.5018243
    >>5018205
    Signed, good sir
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:18 No.5018260
    >>5018239
    she is a dragon not a lizard so its impossible to use real world reptiles to say for sure.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:19 No.5018270
    >>5018234
    >>legitimate fantasy race

    lol wut

    There's no "legitimate" fantasy races, just ones that suck and are lame and others that don't. Dragonborn are very much in the former category.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:21 No.5018277
    Actually, I dare to say that Dragonborn are the ONLY redeeming feature in 4e fluff.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:21 No.5018280
    Since I'm easier when I've gotten a bit of booze in me, I agree, and then feel like a slut in the morning. That is until I've seen I've boned a pseudo-dragon, and get confused about whether this should be awesome or not. Otherwise, I might escape if she gave me too much, cause then...well you know. It doesn't want to work.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:22 No.5018291
    I would--
    --breath that dragon
    --shred those scales
    --slap that tail
    --hit it till her eggs hatched
    --bloody those talons
    --ask her if she took the snatch feat
    --target every defense
    --unleash the wyrmling
    --power attack
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:23 No.5018303
    >>5018270
    how are they lame? they are humanoid dragons, what's not to like?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:23 No.5018308
    >>5018291

    -hit it like a lance-wielding paladin with Spirited Charge
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:24 No.5018311
    >>5012852

    Winner.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:24 No.5018313
    I'm pretty sure I'd take the offer. Sure, it'd feel weird afterward, but I'm sure it'd be fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:25 No.5018319
    >>5018308
    don't forget to smite
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:27 No.5018341
    "Sounds great. Bahamut clearly made your women to be whores, since he gave you tits despite the fact that you don't produce milk for your offspring."
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:28 No.5018357
    >>5018235
    plus
    >>5018341
    equals--
    >I would favor that enemy.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:30 No.5018363
    >>5018341

    >despite the fact that you don't produce milk for your offspring.

    Yes, they do. Try reading next time.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:30 No.5018372
    >>5012785

    If her lips run that far back along her cheeks I would wonder just how wide she can open her mouth. Maybe dangerously wide? Safer to say 'No' than to risk becoming a bulge in her midsection.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:32 No.5018391
         File : 1246120378.png-(33 KB, 736x736, Awesome.png)
    33 KB
    Titfuck.
    >> Ô¾_Ô¾ !!RXLZs10VSMs 06/27/09(Sat)12:33 No.5018394
    I hope for a natural 20.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:33 No.5018397
    tl;dr stick it in her pooper and barrel roll
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)12:35 No.5018413
         File : 1246120504.jpg-(16 KB, 400x344, IN_JAIL.jpg)
    16 KB
    >>5018303
    This is the same faggotized logic that gave us emo vampires.

    Evil monstrous races should remain evil and monstrous and far off. They're supposed to be challenging adversaries, not a resource for creating munchkin characters and mary sues.

    Offspring of monsters and humans should be rare and it should carry great stigmas and a strong urge to behave in an evil fashion. The young should be fucked up and irredeemable.

    The point is for them to be a) powerful b) evil and twisted enough to fuel a plot on their own.

    For these same reasons, they should NEVER EVER be a PC race. Similarly, the following should never be a PC choice for race (ditto for half-human hybrids):
    -demons
    -drow
    -illithids
    -beholders
    -dragons
    -orcs
    -goblins
    -trolls
    -ogres
    -gnolls
    ... and so on.

    The legit PC races are elves, humans, dwarves, halflings and (maybe) gnomes. If it wasn't a player character in LOTR, it isn't a player character in DnD.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:35 No.5018419
    >>5018303
    It takes two good things: humans and dragons, and makes it into a stupid gimmick race for furries.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:36 No.5018425
    >What do you do?
    Wonder briefly why a Dragonborn is hitting on the skinny, nerdy mage instead of the burly, muscled Fighter, before shrugging it off and letting her have her way with me.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:36 No.5018428
    >>5018413
    Man I hate dragonborn too but I want to make it clear that I'm completely distancing myself from this fag.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:37 No.5018431
    >>5018413
    you sound very angry over something so trivial. i dont play D&D but base don what i know you want to severely limit the game which seems to go against the point.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:37 No.5018432
    >>5018413
    > Always chaotic evil is the only way to go.
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)12:41 No.5018454
         File : 1246120902.png-(341 KB, 400x543, do_not_want_nyet.png)
    341 KB
    >>5018413
    I beleive in the following ironclad rule:
    Monster + Human = NPC offspring.

    Also, good aligned dragons are heresy.

    Dragons are always chaotic evil, they're always red and they always fly and breathe fire. Any other type of dragon is an attempt to justify the existence of dragon-human offspring and furfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:44 No.5018481
         File : 1246121083.jpg-(3 KB, 75x75, WoWScrnShot_012906_132016.jpg)
    3 KB
    >>5018454
    Ey mon
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:46 No.5018492
         File : 1246121167.png-(128 KB, 370x370, furawesome.png)
    128 KB
    >>5018419
    >implying humans are good
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:46 No.5018495
    >>5018454
    Closet furry detected.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:46 No.5018497
    >>5018454
    see? you keep trying to add bullshit limitations to the game world. what kind of idiot wants all of his dragons to be angry, monsters who murder people? are intelligent dragons that irritating to you?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:47 No.5018501
    >>5018454
    yeah WELL FUCK YOU
    my dragons are orange and lawful evil and they like virgin sacrifices!
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)12:48 No.5018519
    >>5018432
    For powerful monsters, yes. They should be "always chaotic evil" because there isn't supposed to be any possibility of them joining the PC's party as an ally or otherwise side-tracking from being a dangerous adversary. They're in it for themselves and even if the player characters are evil themselves, they'll stills see them as an interference to their evil plans. It should also be obvious why letting players roll up such creatures as player characters is retarded.

    The whole notion of wanting to role play as the big bad is lame and leads straight to the creation of mary sues and other ridiculously overpowered vehicles for ego stroking.

    These are obvious fucking traps for shitty DMing and I can't believe that people are still letting players get away with this shit. Unless of course the DMs are furfags themselves and they just want more fetish bullshit to fap over.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:50 No.5018529
    My only 4E character is LG and also a dragonborn, so I'd tell her she's had too much to drink.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:52 No.5018540
    >>5018519
    Didn't I already call you out as a shitty troll? That means you're supposed to stop.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:52 No.5018545
    >>5012902
    Hehe, it looks like her right leg is the tail (the tail is leg), emerging from her ass.
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)12:55 No.5018568
    >>5018497
    Dragons should NOT be on the side of the PCs except maybe in very narrow circumstances as quest givers and one-off plot devices. And good luck doing this without it seeming retarded that they don't get off their asses and help the PCs.

    They're too fucking powerful to become heavily involved in any storyline except as adversaries. Let's put it this way- what if Bilbo had convinced Smaug to ally with the dwarves in return for a cut of their mining profits? The battle at minas tirith would have been over in like 10 minutes. Dragon breathes fire, orcs die, the end.

    I also think it was a bad idea to create younger age categories of dragons so that low level players get to kill dragons. All dragons are supposed to be ancient and powerful. You're not supposed to be going around slaying dragons and demon princes at level 5.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:55 No.5018581
    >>5018413
    That's incredibly dumb. I'll take note of your trip, and remember you as a retard.

    Your theory only works in Middle-Earth and any sludge Tolkien imitation.

    Luckily, not every setting follows your hamfisted concept.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)12:57 No.5018592
    >>5018568
    The idea behind getting a quest from a dragon is the same as getting a quest from a wizard or a king.

    "I'M TOO FUCKING BUSY TO DO THIS SHIT, I PAY YOU 2000 SILVER TO DO IT!"
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)12:57 No.5018594
         File : 1246121851.jpg-(17 KB, 224x266, laughing_teddy_roosevelt.jpg)
    17 KB
    >>5018581
    >Your theory only works in Middle-Earth and any sludge Tolkien imitation.

    Implying that D&D is not a Tolkein imitation.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:01 No.5018619
    >>5018568
    >all dragons are supposed ot be ancient and powerful

    again this does not make sense, it is perfectly logical that infant or 'teenage' dragons would be around and they would most likely be the impetuous kind that goes around burning towns and eating cattle which will attract adventurers. of course they should still be very powerful but not nation destroying.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:02 No.5018628
    >>5018594
    >implying that everyone plays DnD in a LOTR derived setting
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:03 No.5018633
    >>5018568
    dude starting race in 4.0

    and i would bang the shit out of her.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:05 No.5018652
    >>5018568

    >too fucking powerful

    I activate Contigency: Celerity and beat the Dragon at his Initiative and then cast cast Maximzied Shiver Touch with Arcane Reach\Spectral Hand. Now that it is Helpless I let the FIghter-types go whack at it with Coup de Grace attacks till it fails that Fortitude save.

    Now what were you saying about Dragons being powerful..?
    >> Ipunchdragons !!bkjjJesuy4U 06/27/09(Sat)13:06 No.5018656
    >>5018581
    all tripfags are retards you dumb nigger
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:06 No.5018658
    Actually, I thought about this, from the "roleplay-me"-perspective (as I'm already in a relationship I can't plain out say "yeah" in my mind, it's a priciple I have hard-wired in.), and I actually think I'd react to how completely bitchy she is.

    How the fuck would I get even remotely interested in this semi-human (I like to think of the as that) who's apparently rather hard and scaly all over, who then also has the guts to simply say "fuck me, I'm in the mood for one of your kind"? My ego wouldn't take it. I have no supremacy issues, but there's no way I'd let it come to that kind of shit. I'd wait until she fucking begged me for some sex before I'd consider it.

    And it's not easier since she's a dragonborn, I prefer human.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:08 No.5018669
    >>5018594
    Planescape
    Ravenloft
    Darksun
    Al-Qadim
    Spelljammer
    Council of Wyrms
    Ebberon
    Ghostwalk

    Eheh, you fail.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:08 No.5018673
    >leans in and puts her hand on your thigh, licking her lips, and tells you it's been a long time and she's in the mood for a "smoothskin".
    Waver a bit on the bar stool, then ask "Well, do you want to eat me, or do you want to eat me?"
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:11 No.5018694
    I cast level 3 eroticism and she turns into a real beautiful woman

    I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:13 No.5018706
    >>5018413
    dick bag get your self 4.0 and talk you out dated newfag
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:14 No.5018711
    >>5018694
    Good thing she has a vagina of holding, otherwise this might be painful.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:20 No.5018752
    >>5018694
    Fails, you didn't put on a robe and wizard hat.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:22 No.5018761
    >>5018706
    4.0, hell, just put down the 2e books.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:26 No.5018794
    Epic wizards should NOT be on the side of the PCs except maybe in very narrow circumstances as quest givers and one-off plot devices. And good luck doing this without it seeming retarded that they don't get off their asses and help the PCs.

    They're too fucking powerful to become heavily involved in any storyline except as adversaries. Let's put it this way- what if Bilbo had convinced Gandalf to ally with the dwarves in return for a cut of their mining profits? The battle at minas tirith would have been over in like 10 minutes. Epic wizard casts meteor storm, orcs die, the end.

    I also think it was a bad idea to create younger age categories of epic wizards so that low level players get to kill epic wizards. All epic wizards are supposed to be ancient and powerful. You're not supposed to be going around slaying epic wizards and demon princes at level 5.
    >> GURPSfag 06/27/09(Sat)13:27 No.5018798
    >>5012785

    >>"It's been a long time since I've been in the mood for a smoothskin."

    I smile slightly, leading her upstairs back to the room I had rented earlier. I walk to the back of the room, gently taking the covers off of the cheap cot, watching the dust rise up as the scaled creature slowly removes her clothing.

    "So," she says, "You don't talk much, do you?"

    I silently shake my head, removing my shirt and throwing it to the side of the bed. Turning around I can see her standing there, almost nude. Supple thighs and muscular arms framing an ample scaled busom. It's almost too much, but I must wait a bit longer...

    She walks over and strokes my chest with her claw. "I've heard a bit about you, actually. They say you and your compatriots saved a local town not long ago from some evil cultists. Pretty brave for a new guy like yourself."

    I grin, moving back away from her and turning again to remove my pantaloons, the sweaty things falling to the wooden floor. I hear her sit down on the bed as the wood gives a mighty creak.

    "So, before we get down to this, where are you travelling here from?"

    I look over at her reclining her body across the bed. I open my mouth and speak to her for the first time all night, letting loose a grin that rendered her speechless.

    "The Far Realm."

    For once this night, she is the silent one, gazing at my true form as it rips apart the skin of the adventurer who failed to come back from the cultist's den alive. For one second, she gazes upon my majesty as it looms, tentacles writhing and looking to consume. The shadow of my form stretches over her as her eyes widen, reflecting the horrifying and astounding image of the last thing she will ever see back into my uncaring, hungering maw.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:29 No.5018814
    >>5018798
    fuckwin.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:29 No.5018819
    I would probly do it. Any setting where a dragon born is allowed into the tavern in the first place its going to be ok to fuck one. Maybe not completely accepted (you know like banging the fatty), but damnit, every now and then pride has to take a backseat to your "Rod of Lordly
    Might" if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:31 No.5018836
    I sure hope she doesn't eat smoothskins.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:31 No.5018840
    >>5018798
    GOOD END... kind of.

    More like
    AWESOME END
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:32 No.5018845
    >>5018794
    Gandalf was level 5.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:32 No.5018847
    >>5012785
    stick it in her cloaca
    >> Asian Women's Handball Championship !!oUKJ9/i8Ftx 06/27/09(Sat)13:33 No.5018860
    >>5018798

    Best response.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:33 No.5018863
    >>5018836
    You bet she does.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:35 No.5018873
    >>5018836
    I'd orgasm, but only if she shrunk me first
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:36 No.5018889
    >>5018845
    Gandalf is a demigod

    :/
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:42 No.5018928
    >>5018889
    Yeah, but most D&D mages can cast circles around him. Gandalf was a shitty wizard.
    >> I_CLUB_SEALS 06/27/09(Sat)13:44 No.5018933
    >>5018928

    He was the best wizard in the setting, and wizards aren't mortals in it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:45 No.5018939
    >>5018928
    He defeated the Ballcock, that has to count for something.
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)13:48 No.5018948
    By DnD standards, Gandalf was a shit wizard who never did anything.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:49 No.5018955
         File : 1246124962.jpg-(141 KB, 1050x1050, SI-npc-Sheer_Meedish.jpg)
    141 KB
    Hey stranger, buy'us a drink, hic..
    >> GURPSfag 06/27/09(Sat)13:49 No.5018956
    >>5018948

    By D&D standards, genocide is lawful good as long as they were goblins.

    Your point being?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:50 No.5018958
    >>5018928

    IIRC, the gods of the setting told him "okay, you can stay, but you can only use your cantrips from now on" or something. Some bullshit about not destroying the world.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:51 No.5018961
    >>5018939

    Would have been funnier if you said Beat the Ballcock.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:52 No.5018967
    >>5018948
    You truly are the shittiest trip ever.

    At least Anymouse, Edward I, Edward II, RMD, Jim Profit and Profit acknowledged they were trolls.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:52 No.5018972
    >>5018961
    Now it's to late :(
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:55 No.5018983
    He also wasn't keen on spellcasting too much.

    Also, /tg/ has once again made me go to fchan. I know I am not alone in going there.
    >> Drawde !F8wHraWURw 06/27/09(Sat)13:57 No.5018991
    Um. I was never a troll, and there was only one of me. I just switched names.

    Also, really, by DnD standards Gandalf wasn't that great. A DnD wizard would have had fifty something retarded spells that could let him fly and drop the ring in himself. Or just Wish it gone.
    DnD wizards are retarded though.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)13:59 No.5019000
    I hope everyone realizes they fucked up on archiving this on sup/tg/. They got the "shitty DM stories" thread instead.

    They might want to try again.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)13:59 No.5019002
    >>5018928

    Tell that to the Balrog he soloed.
    >> The Ghost of Charles Bronson !!N2VlCVgmNHF 06/27/09(Sat)13:59 No.5019004
         File : 1246125562.jpg-(49 KB, 289x241, butthurt.jpg)
    49 KB
    >>5018967
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:00 No.5019009
    >>5018983
    Fuck, I do that too, only I usually go to Paheal, fchan is just baaad.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:00 No.5019010
         File : 1246125634.png-(14 KB, 100x100, lookingaroundcornersmaller.png)
    14 KB
    >>5012852
    Lawful Dick
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:02 No.5019018
    >>5018928
    Yeah, it wasn't like he fought a demon for days straight after falling to the center of the earth and running up a staircase to a mountain afterwards. I mean, it's not as if his god found that so bad-ass he brought him back to life, either.
    >> GURPSfag 06/27/09(Sat)14:04 No.5019035
    >>5019010

    Pretty much. Killing stuff is cool, kids!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:11 No.5019087
    >>5019009
    lo, fchan has a 'lusty argonian maid' thread
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:17 No.5019120
    >>5018212

    Dragonborn have breasts, so they can't be mammals.

    My guess is that they are Monotremes since they lay eggs but suckle their young, so rather than fucking a lizard you would be fucking a platypus.
    >> Lore Guard 06/27/09(Sat)14:20 No.5019132
    >>5013169
    Which is the Dragonborn. Human on human action, although nice when nothing else is about, is not very exotic or 'adventurous' unless she is of some exotic human sub-race.

    An elf is only a little more exotic but so humanoid that she's might as well be a skinny pointy-eared human. Besides, you just KNOW she's gonna imagine you're an orc through the whole thing. She's obviously looking for some rough sex but is afraid to just jump into bed with an ogre just yet so she's working her way up. A dark elf boy toy was the first step and you're just the next. Unless it's a dark elf woman, of course. None that's gonna be some crazy bondage BDS&M shit right there.

    So seven times out of ten, I would pick the Dragonborn. I'd also pick the werechick, the giantess, the half-orc (And if orcs are just green skinned tusk mouthed tall muscular people, then a full orc is better), the tiefling, the merwoman and any other sufficiently sex monstrous race. I'm not a furry, I'm just a xenophile. XENOPHILE BROTHERS UNITE!!!

    Sisters are fine too.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:21 No.5019140
    >>5019120

    BRB, re-fluffing dragonborn as anthropomorphic platypuses.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:22 No.5019148
    >>5019140

    Would the poisonous heel spur give them a level adjustment?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:23 No.5019158
    >>5019148

    Nah. We'll just drop one of their other racials in 4e.
    >> The Sandman !!ZUKCVYzSAiY 06/27/09(Sat)14:24 No.5019162
    >>5019148

    Just make that the replacement for acid-type Dragon Breath.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:25 No.5019164
    I'd fuck the dragonborn, join her party and make a shitty weeaboo webcomic out of it.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:25 No.5019166
         File : 1246127132.jpg-(51 KB, 269x750, 4einaboobsheel.jpg)
    51 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:28 No.5019186
    What does a dragonborn girls feet taste like, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:30 No.5019206
    >>5019186

    Rice paper with a thin layer of dirt.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:35 No.5019245
    >>5019186

    Like licking a lizard
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:38 No.5019269
    >>5018413
    By that logic, the only PC race should be humans. And we should all play TRUE NEUTRAL. And NPC Classes only!
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:42 No.5019294
    >>5019245

    So it makes you high? No wait, that's frogs.

    GENTLEMEN!

    I propose a journey to the land of the bullywugs to lick them ALL.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:47 No.5019330
    >>5012785
    >What do you do?

    Punch my DM in the face for being a secret furry.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)14:49 No.5019349
         File : 1246128596.jpg-(91 KB, 683x900, D&D_Dragonborn-chan.jpg)
    91 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)15:03 No.5019444
    She's probably a member of my party, so either it'll be awkward afterwards, or I get myself one hell of a set up. I'm willing to take that chance.

    I fuck her. Hard.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)15:13 No.5019500
    >>5019349
    Looks more like a daemonette or Mink.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)15:23 No.5019580
    >>5019500
    Mink?
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)15:45 No.5019761
    This really wouldn't be that difficult. I'm inebriated, so I've got little resistance to such a suggestion. I take with her to bed and bang the fuck out of her. It'll probably be a strange next few days, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)15:56 No.5019843
    >>5012902
    >>5013082

    Here's her FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/tsampikos/
    >> Anonymous 06/27/09(Sat)16:14 No.5019971
         File : 1246133665.jpg-(223 KB, 585x607, Mink___Dragon_Half_by_bobbin.jpg)
    223 KB
    >>5019580
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KCy1q7MWAQ

    Don't worry, it doesn't make more sense if you know the words.



    Delete Post [File Only]
    Password
    Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]