SAY YES!

>>5013866

"YES!"

>>5013879
YOU TWO CAN GET MARRIED RIGHT ON THE SPOT! NO LINES, NO WAITING!

FUCK ADVENTURES AND CONQUEST AND BLOOD, THIS IS THE BEST DORF QUEST EVER!

This is really start to freak me out.
Nothing really really weird has happened yet.
...besides the characters.

YES goddamnit, A thousand times YES!

then ask Xom to perform your marriage.

>>5013893
No! Ask Ra to perform your marriage.

>>everyone

>>5013893
>then ask Xom to perform your marriage.
That worked out so well last time.

ENOUGH with the gods.
I swear.

>>5013866
Mado: Faint dead away and go straight to your happy place, denoted to observers by drool, flushing, giggles, and vaguely disturbing unconscious conversation.

Nevada: On seeing the above, have an incredibly DAAAAAAWesome freakout.

MARRIGES FOR EVERYBODY

>>5013939

YAY!

Have Mace propose to Nana.

At some point afterwards, have Cultist "heal" Nana by taking the "I'll just keep mutating her until I mutate her back to normal" approach.

BORED

>>5013968
Oh, we've still got a few hours of evening yet. And we have no idea where this fits in with the Beardside timeframe.

>>5013974
I want a new character. These ones are becoming kinda boring.

"Maaaaaan, now I really feel guilty. I mean, really. Fuck. I am such a douchebag." Lily hears Finlay mutter.

Then, louder, he says. "Hey, Lily. Tell everyone I'm sorry, and I need to go try to fix something. If I fail... well, you'll all find out what I fucked up soon enough. Otherwise, I'll be back soon."

>>5013967
That could get out of control very quickly.

>>5013981
By this rate, you'll have at least two.
mind you, it'll be a few years in the future.

>>5013984

Well thats ominous.

>>5013981
Come on, give the characters their one night of happiness before we resume our usual tactics of turning their lives into utter shit.

As he leaves, he adds "Really. I'm truly sorry."

Control has switched to HORROR FINLAY.

>>5013984
Dammit Gnome, you just couldn't let us have a nice, simple GOOD END, could you?

>>5013990
How's Nevada going to knock up Mado? Would Xom be willing to turn her into a boy?

She seems pretty boyish already.

>>5013984

I'm apprehensive.

>>5014023
Okay. So... First...

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?! Explain to your subconscious.

Check Quest log.
Check Inventory.
Check Skills.

>>5014023
What do we have to unfuck up?

>>5014025
It's magic.
I ain't gotta explain shit.

First of all, exposition!

Finlay seemed kinda evil the last time we saw him. What made him turn good? What's happened since the last time?

>>5014025
If rings of polymorph control also control mutations we could try that.

Can we get a character sheet for Horror Finlay, to know what he's capable of now?

>>5014041
We were nice to him despite having every reason to be tremendous assholes.

WHAT DID FINLAY DO?
Well, he told Kav's mafia about a certain event during which the Goldmoon Slayer's hideout would be devoid of all of its high ranking members, making the lower level guys and the trainees easy pickings. He was going to crash Aldwin's wedding, and use that entire event as a complete and total revenge scheme. But after how NICE he was about it... ugh. Finlay doesn't want revenge anymore. It seems pretty pointless now.

>>5014082
God damn those stats are high.

>>5014082
Finlay, go get Finlaid and forget about fixing things.

Knock some chick up with your zombie babies, marry them, be happy.

Find Coco and bring him/her along.

Find religion.

whats our search skill?

>>5014082
In hindsight, it would have been wise to have the wedding at the hideout, to prevent events such as this.

At least Finlay's not caught up in revenge anymore.

Aw, fuck.

...does Kav even have a mafia at this point, though? I mean, last I recall Nevada butchered it during the forest fire incident.

>>5014115
>Find religion
>Xanatos worship
Pretty sure he already did.

But isn't the hideout right UNDER the church?

>>5014114

This. If we find Coco along the way, dragoon her into service. Once he finds out what we're up to, and who we worship, she'll be happy to help us.

Quickly! To Buzzardloved! Maybe on the battlefield we can find meaning.

>>5014131

Yeah, but it's a church of Heracles. I doubt that they go in for Xomish wedding services.

Alright, somehow you made it before Kav busted the door in. It looks like she just got here. She has her three lackeys with her, and-

>>5014114
>Bring Coco
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?

>>5014157
Oh boy, nobody knows Goldmoon is inside!

>>5014157
Throw Coco as a distracting. Being undead makes you immune to paralyzing touch.

>>5014157
Alright, try and catch up with Kav, and convince her to stop. Put that SILVER TONGUE to good use, buddy.
And if that doesn't work, we'll start backstabbing ogres.

"Hey, there. I hope you weren't going to start the party without me."

Kav still thinks we're an ally. Play on that.

>>5014175
You charge forward, hoping to stop Kav before with some fast talking. Unfortunately, it looks like one of her cyclops boys just took out a big chunk of the building.

>>5014196
Why aren't the priests of Heracles doing anything for this? What does Heracles think about one of his followers tearing down his church?

What does silver tongue do?

>>5014196

Have Coco use Disconcerting Ogle to draw the attention of Kav and her gang.

Then invoke our determination to prove our worth as an actual PC to break through and use Session Power: Puppet Dance to swiftly knit voodoo dolls of Kav's minions and turn them against each other.

Kav, of course, was prepared for the possibility of undead betrayal, which is why she's partially immune to Coco's Ogle; Kav's in a Darkly Cute Gothic Lolita outfit, and that cancels out Coco's Deathly Cuteness to some extent.

>>5014190
>"Hey, there. I hope you weren't going to start the party without me."

"Ah ha, Finlay! Just the rube I was lookin' to git my gander on. Its aces to see ya, the real bee's knees."

>>5014202
Its not a real church of Heracles.

>>5014213
Silver Tongue is Finlay's uncanny ability to lie like the dickens, and get away with it.

>>5014202

He's thinking "If those priests were strong enough to be worth defending then they wouldn't need my help now would they?"

>>5014265
We need some way for Coco to paralyze everyone.

"Forget the slayers, boys. Our real target is here. Gunkata!"

>>5014265
"I'm sorry, Kav, but their Slayers are in another temple." Phrased more eloquently, of course.

Now, who does Xanatos hate again...

>>5014295
Are we getting attacked? Use an attack that can't miss.

>>5014295
"Aw, thats cute. Really. The little Mobster thinks she can kill me. Adorable."

"Woman, I have taken levels in ASSASSIN. Do you really want to pick a fight with me?"

>>5014325
Being an assassin isn't really helpful when they know exactly where you are.

Oh yeah, we did have her plan to get vengeance on Finlay for sending her and her boys to die.

Well, now that we've accomplished Mission One by getting them to stop attacking the Slayers, let's move on to Mission Two: draw them away from the Slayers without getting killed again.

And preferably doing so in some way that screws over either Moradin, Pelor, or both. Preferably Pelor, since I'll bet he was behind the purge of Xanatos-worshippers from the continent.

"Whoa! Hey! What's this all about? I thought we were pals."

>>5014344
Pelor is a wimp. We could probably go kill him, but his divinity would have to go somewhere.

>>5014295
She must know about Goldmoon.

Eat Kav.

>>5014325
>"Aw, thats cute. Really. The little Mobster thinks she can kill me. Adorable. Woman, I have taken levels in ASSASSIN. Do you really want to pick a fight with me?"

"Yup."

Fire elemental shot, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE.

>>5014341
It's a callback. Finlay said the same thing to Aldwin, the first time they met.

But it doesn't matter because we have a Lich.
THROW COCO AT OGRES.

>>5014379
HELP ME COCO!

>>5014379
flee theres no way he can take her without help.

>>5014379
Use Nightmare on her and then Stop Drop and Roll like our unlife depends on it! Because it does.

Huh, what a conundrum. I suppose Finlay can try to explain first of all, and be ready to run if it doesn't work out. He's feeling like a nice guy (or something) so he can try to avoid violence.

>>5014379
Obvious suggestion:

Tell her we didn't come to fight. We came to stop the fighting.

(though that doesn't really stop her from, justifiably, wanting to kill you)

>>5014379

Change of plans!
Advicexom.jpg
Hug the fairy!

>>5014410
Confess your love to her!
advicedog.jpg
Let there be three marriages this day!

>>5014389
>>5014385
A cyclops come in for the finishing blow!

>>5014421

"Shit."

DODGE DODGE DODGE.

>>5014401
Yeah, we tried using our super-lying powers already. She started shooting us. I don't think we can talk her down, and as long as she can fly after us and keep using fire bullets we're hosed. Nightmare to shut her down for a bit, put out the flames, then run like hell.

And ask Coco if he can sew us back up afterwards. I bet she'd be delighted to.

>>5014421
Dodge. We have four Agile points, and he's a big dumb ogre. Also, we have at least as many points in Might and Tough as Beardbeard, so suck it up, pussy.
DODGE AROUND AND STAB HIM IN THE BACK.

>>5014421
Coco, this is your moment to shine!

You're a lich, use Time Stop!

>>5014421
Use our agility to jump over whatever weapon he's holding and facehug him with our flaming chest.

>>5014448
Destruction magic in Dorf Quest seems kinda strong.

>>5014467

Coco's a lich. She's made of equal parts 9th-Level Spells and Disconcerting Cute.

>>5014467
Just a bit.

Use hold person on Kav.

>>5014495
Take this opportunity to put out the flames and then get behind Coco while she finishes casting his Giga Slave.

>>5014452
>>5014465
Taking advantage of this momentary distraction, Finlay rushes the cyclops with the minigun.

>>5014504
Coco only knows DEATH MAGIC, much like how Queen Arialla only knows LIGHTNING MAGIC. In fact, you could say its EXACTLY like how Arialla only knows LIGHTNING MAGIC.

Quick Death Strike on the Ogre, then get behind the caster who may be about to slag the entire area.

Unless Kav tries to disrupt the spell, in which case we have to stop her from doing that.

>>5014533
Yeah..

Magic and god powers in this seem POWERFUL but very narrow in scope.

Wasn't Arialla disguised as a little girl the first time we met her?

>>5014563
Death strike accomplished.

>>5014533
Knowing only a certain school of magic and only one spell you use for everything are different. The only spell I've seen Arialla use is lightning bolt.

>>5014569

...are you a pirate who is a daemon or a pirate who steals daemons? I'm vaguely curious as to the answer.

More on-topic, yeah, Batman wizards don't really seem to be a thing here. Which also means that if you know what type of caster or god you're going to be facing, you can try to rig the field by making their specialty impossible to use.

>>5014603

Water caster dude just does water spells.

Krann just does healing.

Xom priests just do mutations. And resurrection, but basic raise dead is probably one of the handful of generalist spells.

Also, face full of fire accomplished.

>>5014583
She also spent the vast majority of her time as a little girl, yes. That was illusion magic granted by her worship of Fate, which never really came up.

>>5014617
But Coco and Arialla only use one blasty spell.

>>5014588

We are still on fire. We are UNDEAD and we are ON FIRE. THIS IS A VERY BAD THING.

PUT OUT THE FLAMES BEFORE THEY CONSUME OUR DESICCATED CARCASS!

>>5014621
BUT I THOUGHT SHE WORSHIPED SATAN

>>5014621
As Finlay is UNDEAD, would DEATH MAGICS heal him?

Can we use Xanatos worship to become a fire zombie?

>>5014629

No, Satan took over the job of God of the Elves.

It's kind of like how Moradin is the God of Dorfs, but Beardbeard worships Xom.

Also, Nightmare on Kav so that we can put out the flames without her adding more.

>>5014644
CORRECTION.

There are no god of elves or dorfs. They are just considered that because on is very elfy and the other is very dorfy.

>>5014644
>Beardbeard worships Xom
I don't think so, Tim.

Despite the lolrandom and the mutations, he doesn't worship Xom.

>>5014676
Beardbeard isn't a cleric of Xom, but he does worship him.

>>5014644
Finlay activates NIGHTMARE!

>>5014624
Coco has had, like, 2 chances to cast magic, period. That's unfair to him to say she only uses one spell.

>>5014603
Arialla's teleport spell is actually her turning herself into lightning and moving at the speed of light. Her favorite spell is lightning bolt hands down, but she has also used Lightning Helix (a power up move to add Lightning damage to an attack) and Disruption Bolt (a lightning bolt that negates other spells). However, yes, Arialla is definitely a single minded blaster.

>>5014629
No, Garrelf worships Satan. Arialla's deity has never been specified.

>>5014676
>>5014675
Okay, yes, they're just gods of elfy and dorfy stuff rather than racial gods.

But Beardbeard is a worshipper of Xom. It even says so on his character card.

>>5014676
Yes, Beardbeard does worship Xom. That is very canon. CHECK IT YO: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dorf_Quest

>>5014709
Well shit, guess I missed that bit. He didn't exactly act too reverent about him, you know?

>>5014741

well..because he's beardbeard.

Alright, now that Kav is temporarily removed from reality... this fire thing is a real... a real problem. You... ugh... you should probably... do something... before you, ugh... before you lose the rest of your hair. Ugh... that stuff... it won't grow back...

>>5014741

Exactly what does Beardbeard act reverent about?

>>5014758
Roll around. Maybe Coco could death heal you.

>>5014758
Roll on the ground. Duh.

>>5014770
A blast of death power couldn't hurt, and might put out the flames. Otherwise he could toss some dirt on him.

Oh hello.

STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!

>>5014806
Shit

>>5014806
Fuck!

>>5014818
>>5014817
SHITFUCK

>>5014758
Could always get a wig.

The way you usually wear your hair, the hair line shouldn't be visible anyway. Just crazy glue the wig to your scalp.

>>5014817
>>5014818
>>5014831
FUCKINGSHIT

>>5014758
Stop, Drop and Roll.

Thank Coco for the save, ask if she knows any good place for an undead to get fixed up a bit. Or alternatively head for Ajys and see if we can ask Xanatos to repair a few things. Like the powdered bones left over from the attack that killed us. Or the hair. In other words, the stuff that the death magic probably can't heal.

Also, if it's possible to do so without disrupting the Nightmare, reach into it and steal Kav's stuff. At the very least, she owes us money for the ruined tux; those are expensive. But that takes second priority to PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES THAT BURN US

>>5014806

Oops.

>>5014771
>>5014770
>>5014811
As soon as you get to the ground, you will roll like a pastry.

>>5014806
Redemption Equals Death?

No. Not here, not today. We've already died once, and we are not going to die again to a FUCKING OGRE.

DEATH STRIKE THE FUCKING SWORD.

DEATH STRIKE THE FUCKING FLAMES.

DEATH STRIKE THE FUCKING OGRE THAT THOUGHT IT COULD KILL US AGAIN.

WE ARE THE LAST FUCKING WORSHIPPER OF XANATOS, AND WE WILL DIE FOR GOOD EITHER WHEN WE WANT TO OR WHEN SHE WANTS US TO. NOBODY ELSE GETS TO SAY SHIT ABOUT IT.

Ask for sweet merciful death.

>>5014771
AND CATCH THE GROUND ON FIRE ARE YOU CRAZY?

>>5014879
>ASK COCO TO SEW US BACK TOGETHER SO WE CAN FINISH THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE SWORD

FIXED FOR FUCKING TRUTH

>>5014868
>>5014894
>>5014865
Finlay doesn't need to ask Coco to finish the job. Not when he can do it himself.

Now bathe in his blood to put the fire out.

Meanwhile Coco is still casting..

>>5014868
DAMN SKIPPY.

Kill the fire, then show this upstart ogre what pain is. We're not dying by some nameless lackey's sword.

The last cyclops has fallen. Now to roll like the fist of the northstar.

What kind of undead are we?

Pyew pyew.

>>5014934

Well, if Death Magic heals undead, and if Kav isn't about to break out of Nightmare, we might want to get that redirected at ourselves.

We could, I'll admit, use a spot of healing at this point.

TELL COCO NOT TO HURT THE FAIRY

Except for that whole 'Cut In Two' thing, you feel significantly better!

>>5014977
Your typical Dorf Quest zombie. Aka, just a normal guy brought back again.

>>5015006
Pull self over to legs, 'reattach' dismembered legs, ask for Coco to do that again.

Coco, hold your hands around the nightmare sphere and be ready to catch Kav with a paralyzing touch as soon as it cancels.

Has anybody from either the fake temple or the Slayers HQ come out to see why they just got a new skylight?

>>5015022
This sounds like a great idea. Now to just... Kav's loose.

>>5015042
Prepare pithy last words.

>>5015006
Coco seems to be handy with the thread and needle. I wonder if she can sew Finlay back together.

Ask Coco to put you back together!

"YOU MURDERED MY BOYS! AGAIN!"

>>5015033
Yes, actually.

>>5015042
Offer truce. Explain you don't want to attack goldmoon anymore anyways.

Play dead(er). If she sees you cut in half, she might assume you're no longer animate.

>>5015088
Uh... Explain her we're not the culprit here.

>>5015067

"... Your Mother."

Reattach. Now. Cast Nightmare again. Zap Kav. If it's her or Finlay, we're in control of Finlay right now, so we're saving Finlay.

I am so, so sorry Kav. Fuck off or die.

>>5015088

"Yes. Yes I did. I werd prubublay say sumthern smurt, but meh 'ead 'urts. 'I Goldmoon. You look purty as usual."

Well I think unless finlay plays dead he's gonna be in a bit of trouble.

>>5015096
>>5015109
"Well Kav, I think you got your revenge. The one you are yelling at is dead. You broke my base, and killed my number 3 assassin. Get the fuck out of here before I have Coco make a doll out of you."

Playing Deader success!

>>5015136
Huh? How come she's not at all surprised at seeing Finlay, and is still even calling him her number 3? Did I miss something again?

>>5015136
Number three?

Does she mean Finlay? Who did she kill?

>>5015144
Also she doesn't hate Coco anymore for some reason.

Methinks the three have been mucking about.

>>5015136
Finlay has so much potential for hijinks with his lying ability.

>>5015136

Wow. I'm surprised she still considers you her "Number 3", Finlay.You should feel somewhat flattered. Well, if you weren't cut in two, incinerated, and playing deader.

yes finlay was number 3

...back when he was alive.

>>5015136
And now Kav knows.

Kav is upset, but agrees to retreat. Her wing crushed by Goldmoon's catch, this is going to be a very long walk back. It would also be dangerous if not for her tommy gun.

>>5015150
She is no longer angry with Coco due to lots and lots of being yelled at by Cultist over what she did. The guilt eventually got her to concede that Coco is an okay person.

Although honestly she has no idea how the hell Finlay got back, but he was never confirmed dead in the first place. Goldmoon is not one to miss a beat or be surprised over something as silly as the corpse of someone long assumed dead. She still calls him Number 3 because, well, it was his ranking. She called him that more often than she used his name.

I notice you're using a darker shade of pink for the girls.

Personally, I preferred the old one.

>>5015136

Don't move. Don't breathe. Don't even fucking blink. Let them continue chatting, and eventually they'll go on their merry way and you can put yourself back together- having just successfully saved the church and everyone within it. Mission accomplished- then when they're gone, go get some thread and needle. And a new tux. And ask for your old hat back at the windmill once you can walk again.

Gnome, this was pretty fun. Can we have more Finlay?

>>5015192
NOOO!

NOT THE WINGS!

NOOOOO!

>>5015207
Zombies don't breath, blink, or move involuntarily.

>>5015234

Well, then I want him to FOCUS on not moving, breathing, or blinking out of habit.

You play completely dead until Goldmoon leaves. Coco starts to pick up your pieces.

>>5015206
Someone actually noticed? Wow. Well, the switch happened about 4 weeks ago. Someone was messing around with my tablets, and I lost all my old color settings in GIMP because they used a lot of colors. So that is why. Its also the reason the gods got a darker blue.

>>5015213
It'll heal in time.

>>5015207
>Can we have more Finlay?
Wow. Never thought I'd see that. Probably not, since I intend to close of Aldwinside tonight, but maybe.

Are we even conscious? It should be if the head is destroyed we die permanently...

But If we are dying say we are sorry for any trouble we cause and to wish Aldwin the best.

>>5015268
Finlay has potential for being a creepy motherfucker.

>>5015268
>close of Aldwinside

/salute

Also, GIANT FRANKENSTEIN MOBILE FORTRESS SPIDER.

>>5015269
Considering all the head trauma you've just had, it wouldn't take too much to kill you right now. Not at all. But it looks like Coco seems to be going something about that.

>>5015279
It would be interesting to see finalys quest to become human again. Not physically but mentally as well. He could travel with coco and what not through the underworld...

>>5015310
We should get a better undead form like a ghoul or vampire. Maybe even a mummy.

GOOD AS NEW.

Man, you really look like a zombie now. Coco looks so proud, though.

>>5015310
Yeah after we are fixed up we should go over to the light house to retrieve our hat and then figure out a way to become human again.

>>5015372
HUG COCO

>>5015372
Told you.

Wig + crazy glue. Your scalp won't care about it being glued one. Yous dead.

The way you wear your hair usually means the hairline won't be visible anyway.

>>5015310

Damn good thing Coco has kickass knitting skills.

>>5015372

Thanks Coco.

...Could you knit/weave me a wig, by any chance?

>>5015382
Does crazy glue even exist? We should go get our hat back and then we wont even need a wig.

>>5015381
Well fine okay I guess.

>>5015417
...Oh god.

Coco just looks so damn happy. Hilarious.

Dear god aldwin looks like the cryptkeeper crossed with charlie brown

>>5015429
We're controlling Finlay now.

>>5015429

That's Finlay.

>>5015400
She gets right on it.

>>5015421
Coco does not get many hugs.

>>5015454
AND THEY WERE FRIENDS FOREVER or something, anyway what's next?

Alright! Finlay told Lily he would be back if things went well. Time to head on back and enjoy a wedding party!

On the way back, Finlay considers the fridge logic that since suit pants and cloak sleaves are drawn in, and bare arms and legs are just stick lines, then that implicates that this entire time no one has been wearing pants.

>>5015485
>Time to head on back and enjoy a wedding party!

Let's hope we didn't miss Mado and Nevada kissing! I want to see that.

>>5015493
Quite, wouldn't want to miss the hot pink on pink action, if you know what I mean.

>>5015454
>She

Shouldn't she be pink then? Or because shes dead it doesn't matter?

Anyway finaly should start caring about coco...

CAN LOVE BLOOM WHILE UNDEAD?

>>5015499
>Shouldn't she be pink then? Or because shes dead it doesn't matter?

All undead are of dull, lifeless gray. It's kinda sad when you think about it.

>>5015485
Remember, the only proper answer to any potential "What happened to you?" questions is "Nothing...nothing at all"

>>5015509
A fuckin stylish touch.

/end Aldwinside.

Thank you for playing! Next week Monday, Dorf Quest will continue once more, in Dorfside. I will be moving off of the weekends due to constantly being scheduled for work on them, and will start doing Monday or Tuesday, every week. It will usually be Tuesday, but it looks like I might occasionally work Tuesday, so next week is Monday.

Also, in addition to Dorf Quest, I am running another quest on /tg/chan called Nevermore. It should update at least once a day, unlike the session based Dorf Quest.

http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/888.html

>>5015499
She's a boy.

So Coco is a transgendered skeleton?

>>5015549
>She's a boy.
Silly things like defined sexual characteristics haven't stopped us before.

>>5015549
LETS SEE CULTIST GIVING BIRTH, ALDWIN PASSING OUT AND FINALY HAS TO DELIVER IT!

>>5015549
Well thanks for doing the lesbiani- I mean dorf quest, Gnome.

>>5015549
oh great i'm gonna be up all night reading quest archives, Thanks gnome.

>>5015604
>OP
>Agreeing with most of the posts
Oh bots, you say the darndest things.

>>5015579
Lookit da half orc baby. Its a boy! So cute. Probably going to grow up to be a trap, so you'll just have him wear Lily's old clothes.

>>5015642
Wait, that's no half-orc, half-dwarf baby, else it would have had a beard!

>>5015655
Well nice baby there Aldwin, I'd say it was cute, but you would have call me a liar, at least it's not horribly mutated right?

>>5015642
Yes! We never did name him either... Aldie the second? Finlay?

Lets see Lily grown up and the Aldie the second as well.

Draw more hugs for Coco!

>>5015655
DAAWWW!

Lets see mado and nevadas first baby.

Trollface.jpg

You know what this means, guys?

No matter what happens with beardbeard, it can't fuck over Aldwin.

>>5015668
If I remember correctly, you were going to name the baby Goldmoon, after her heroic sacrifice. Aldwin added GOLDMOON, UGLY BABY to inventory!

>>5015694
THAT BABY AIN'T UGLY.

>>5015694
HE'S NOT UGLY! HE'S THE CUTEST THING EVER!

Naming the baby Goldmoon would be rather confusing, since the original Goldmoon is still alive.

>>5015694
I say we find Moonleaf and show her the child, she was spending time with Beard Beard and...wait...

And twenty years from now, Goldmoon and Lily will fall in love, and it will be VERY AWKWARD.

I mean, he is essentially her little brother and also named after his mommy and dressing like a girl. And she has a neckbeard.

>>5015740
I lol'd.

No really, I don't do that much. But now I did.

>>5015740
I'd hit that, with magic missile.

>>5015740
ITS MADE OF PURE WIN!

How about Aldwin and finaly having a drink remembering the good times?

>>5015740
>I mean, he is essentially her little brother and also named after his mommy and dressing like a girl. And she has a neckbeard.

OH GOD

THE RAMPANT GENDER CONFUSION.

>>5015781
Nyooon~

>>5015740
Hmm... do not know if acceptable to most major religions.

>>5015764
Boys night out! Yes Nevada was invited.

>>5015825
Suddenly Beard Beard carrying his drinking buddies corpse

>>5015825
Show us Mado and Nevada's baby. It will be fucking CANON that the latter becomes a boy somehow in order to be able to knock Mado up.

Next quest: GET NEVADA A SEX CHANGE!

>LIX

Obviously, we need another creepy licking picture.

Gnome... You're SLOWLY tying up all the loose ends...
This means we shall get a Kav Quest!
I suggest her giving up the criminal life, cashing in all her leftover favors, and starting a Diner.
Also, clothes shopping. I WISH TO SEE KAV IN MORE DRESSES!

>>5015841
Let them keep their lesbian marriage.

If they want a baby, they can get one from a Neomah.

>>5015825
Hahaha hell yeah!

Its good to see the both of them transcended arguing over silly hats...

>>5015854
Don't forget about a wide selection of undergarments.

>>5015852
Define 'creepy,' as I am sure if you define it loosely enough this counts.

>>5015867
Of course. MORE STOCKINGS AS WELL!
THESE ARE OUR DEMANDS!

>>5015886
Kav is secretly a man, he just choose to be pink.

CocoxFinlay OTP

>>5015884
Not what I was thinking of, but much more awesome.

>>5015891
Gnome does a lot of sketches in just black.
But if Kav IS a man, then I'm gay for a fairy.

>>5015860
Nevada will find a way. Love will find a way. Mado will be knocked up by her!

>>5015909
I'm sure there are belts of m/f someone in this adventure

>>5015841
nonsense, all she needs is a clit ring of disturbingly large male endowment, she can buy them on off tuesdays at the Temple of Xom Arts & Crafts Bazaar.

>>5015886
Stockings, thighhighs it's all good.

>>5015977
The full outfit is also good.

>>5015990
Can't disagree with you there.

I know it's a bit late noticing it but Finlay just reminded me of Viral. I'm going to look for all his parts in Dorf quest and read all his bits as Nobuyuki Hiyama.

>>5016012
>>5015990
>>5015977
>>5015907
>>5015886
>>5015867
>>5015854
You have our Demands now Gnome. If they are not met, I will personally kick a puppy into a kitten while burning an orphanage every 6 hours.
You have 3 threads to comply.

>>5015549
Culstist: Oh yeah i want to get in on that action.
Aldwin: WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Fuck. I missed Wedding Quest? And Finlay is now our BFF? WHAT THE HELL.

Draw a sketch of alternate ending to this quest i.e we battle Finlay. Because I was looking forward to that. Going out drinking with him is cool too, though.