An immense cave complex greets him with a dim light. Treasures upon treasures line a path to a fucking huge flight of stairs.
At the very top a platform on which the light focuses.

touch nothing, go up the stairs.

I saw this in a movie once. Kill the dam monkey. Then get the lamp

search treasures for 3 rings of equal value

Climb the stairs. What do we care for treasure? We'll punch that hurdle when we come to it.

>>5014216
Walk up the stairs manly like. You fucking own these stairs. Everything in this joint belongs to you.

dont take any of it
its all allready yours, why move it to prove that?
maybe look for thee equal rings, but nary more than a gaze, they are only women after all
stride those stairs, you manly man

oh shit! I see three rings of equal value. Snag that shit.

rolled 11 = 11

>>5014216
That pillow holds 3 rings. Are they of equal value? Or did some faggot mix 'em up?

Rudy decides to leave the treasure for now and walks up the stairs. He OBVIOUSLY has no trouble at all.
On the platform is another platform; A solid gold statuette rests upon it!

>>5014293
I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT WE WOULD PUNCH RINGS OUT OF OBSIDIAN.

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MAN DOES.

>>5014307
shit looks stupid, loot EVERYTHING and run.

>>5014314
We would need gemstones.

>>5014307
This has temple of doom written all over it. Punch the totem then get the hell out, grabbing the rings on the way

Punch the pedestal so hard that it breaks the trap that's no doubt lurking inside. Proceed to take all the loot.

>>5014307
What a garish knick-knack. Do we even need that shit?

>>5014307

PUNCH THAT SHIT EATING GRIN OFF THAT FUCKING STATUE'S FACE!

>>5014329
>>5014318

Really? Run away? Are we some kind of woman? Cause last I checked we were a suave fucking motherfucker. and suave motherfuckers don't run from shit. We don't take shit from no one, we fucking punch the shit out of whatever comes.

If theres a trap we'll just punch our way out of it. Like a man.

>>5014333
Seriously. Our manly aura has already claimed this quaint little horde, no need to bother ourselves looting everything like some kleptomaniac. Besides, we have a volcano to fuck up.

>>5014307
PUNCH OUT THE UGLY

>>5014384
>Horde
Fuck me, hoard.

>>5014384
THIS MAN SPEAKS TRUTH.

THAT VOLCANO STILL TAUNTS OUR MASSIVE MAN SHAFT'S POTENCE. WE MUST FUCK IT UP. AND THEN MAYBE FUCK UP BARON VON WHATSHISNAME.

grab statue and 3 rings of equal value

Rudy PUNCHES THAT PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING PLATFORM

FUCK.

>>5014443

Now... where did that volcano go?

>>5014450

Search the treasure for anything useful. If there's nothing that looks worth taking, move on.

>>5014450

Screw it. Punch our way down there and punch the statue for trying to run away from us.

>>5014491

I second this motion.

Also, did anyone archive the old thread?

humm i guess since were up with the punching we should punch through the stairs to get the solid gold statuette, then punch the rings into your pocket.(leave ring pillow mangled).

>>5014511

I did.

>>5014491
The damn statue is small-time, we have a fucking volcano that has not yet been made our bitch.

put the three rings on your punchin' hand to make your punches that much more powerful. Then, when you get back, if the rings are still intact, have the girls suck them off your fingers.

>>5014517

I believe you mean, "Leave the ring pillow immensly satisfied"

>>5014525

For all we know we could find a tunnel that leads to the secret volcano lair of that Darkbeing guy. Then we can punch him and the volcano AT THE SAME TIME.

>>5014543
Well we're probably not going to find it dicking around with some goddamn statue.

>animooted

Suddenly, everything begins to rumble!

>I AM THE GOD-KING OF THIS VULCANO. WHO DARES DISRUPT MY DOMAIN?

PUNCH THIS FUCKER! DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

>>5014574
MY NAME IS RUDY, MOTHERFUCKER. AND I AM HERE TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

>>5014568
So how many punches is this gonna take, fellows? My money's on two.

fuck-up the God-king....Verbally?

Punch him so hard he flies through the side of the volcano and then lands by the crash site. Then you can break his head open and use it as a shelter or something.

>>5014590

I've got THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE bet on just the one.

>>5014574
"Sir, I am Rudy. You have the count of 3 to succumb to my manliness before I introduce you to my fists. One..."

>>5014574
Well fuck me.
Tell him who the fuck we are, it's the least we could before we punch the fuck out of him.

THE TEETH ARE THE WEAKPOINT

>>5014637

Quick! Punch them for massive damage!

>>5014574
Finally, a boss fight!

new idea:
punch out teeth
get inside head
take control

>>5014658

Second.

If we can just instantly kick this guy's ass, then it means the protagonist is a total Mary Sue (like he wasn't already), instantly losing my appeal to the Quest.

He can redeem his Sueness by not being able to effortlessly curb-stomp the guy.

>>5014674
Mary Sue-ishness doesn't really apply if the story doesn't take itself seriously. It's exhibition.

>>5014674

He's been a Mary Sue since the beginning, bro.

>>5014674

Nonsense. He's clearly just a Solar Exalt. They punch everything and then use Manliness and Suaveness to charm the shit out of people they don't feel like fucking up.

>>5014637
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!

my money is on the eyes.

>>5014674

I think your missing the whole point. Namely, that we are one Mr. Rudy, who doesnt take shit from no one and fucks shit up. We came into this world punching, and by god we're going to make sure that anything that gets in our way is going to go out with a punch to. If they don't go down, well, then I guess we'll just have to try harder.

>>5014691
Well yeah, but so far it's just been cool. But when he can fuck up a god without breaking a sweat, it crosses the line and becomes obnoxious, (>>5014689) whether the story takes itself seriously or not.

>>5014708
How do you know that thing is actually a god?
stfu and try to stop people from enjoying the thread.

>>5014674
GOD OR DEMON
WHAT AM I?
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO CHOOSE MY PATH.
THE POWER OF
MY GODHAND
NO EVILDOER WILL GET PAST.

Let's change it up.
>DRAGON KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER

>>5014708

If we can fuck up this god, then clearly he aint no big deal of a god. Besides its already been foreshadowed that we're like, the apocolypse incarnate or something.

>>5014730
yeah, we DID come from an ancient box. we're an ARTIFACT asskicker.

Obviously, we need to claim godhood for ourselves, then charm ALL the bunnies!

>>5014729
we should slap him and challenge him to a duel in a ridiculously manly way.

>I AM RUDY
>AND YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO SUBMIT TO MY MANLINESS

>ANI-FUCKING-MOOTED

>>5014760

START PUNCHING. EVERYWHERE!

>>5014752

ADD TO SIDEQUESTS:
BECOME GOD OF SEX AND MANLINESS...AND PUNCHING

>>5014774
gb2/dammit/ Hiro

>>5014776

I think we're allready there, friend. I think we're allready there.

>>5014760
...And, that's my cue. Rudy is now, in my personal and highly subjective opinion, a Mary Sue. I will now abandon the thread and leave the rest of you to enjoy it, as you apparently can do so much better than me.

>>5014752
That's just unnecessary. We have three women already. Any more is a tedious task.
>>5014760
FUCK YEAH.

>>5014785

Have fun. If you're at all capable.

Right. Now. Where did we put those rings?

>>5014785
>WHINE WHINE WHINE

>>5014785
And nothing of value was lost.
>RUDY KICKS DICKWAD IN THE NUTS.

>>5014785
He isnt worthy of RuDys manlyness

It looks like the vulcano is collapsing!

>>5014760
Climb up and go inside his mouth!
I bet there's more to this motherfucker
find the truth behind him AND PUNCH IT SENSELESS

>>5014807

oh fuck no. Punch the shit out of any rubble that dares collapse on us.

And grab the rings while we're at it. Its time to marry us some bitches.

>>5014807

GRAB THE THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE AND BOLT OUT OF THERE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

>>5014785
so, it's some kind of new, composite mary-sue? who, exactly, is viewing themselves as rudy?

>>5014807
Casually stroll out, grabbing those rings on the way. Rudy isn't going to let some pussy of a volcano get the better of him.

I'm confused why exactly is Rudy getting married?
What's the motive there?

>>5014819

I thought Rudy would be the kind of guy who is way too manly to be sated by only 3 women. Why would he want to marry them?

Grab the rings and punch your way out!

Move leisurely, until it seems like the volcano will actually crush him unless he picks up the pace. Adjust pace accordingly, so he struts out the entrance JUST as a huge cloud of dust comes billowing out.

humm all i can see are 2 choices Lung at the god-king and beat him till the volcano stops...or take the three rings and tell the GOD-KING OF THIS VULCANO to stop, exsploding.

>>5014829

Cause we are fucking suave. Thats why. Why did you think we were after the rings of equal value in the first place?

>>5014847

To sell them so he can get robotic arms for more punching.

>>5014854

Why the fuck would we need robot arms? You can't punch shit with robot arms. Our punching fists are the endall beall of punching technology.

>>5014854
pshht, like any suave gentleman would want robotic arms. A real man fights with his own hands.

I just hope that when we manage to reach the exit there's a badass explosion to jump away from in the manliest way possible.

Fuck. I wish I could stay up and see how this ends.

Just assume my response to everything that happens is "punch the fuck outa shit"

>>5014867
No, you stroll out of an explosion like a REAL gentleman.

>>5014867

jump? more like walk out of completely unscathed, while spouting a one-liner

>>5014884

But running is more cinematic!

>>5014863

Well what if he got a cane. Don't gentlemen need a cane to twirl about as they stroll around.

Rudy snatches up the three rings as he runs out, punching rocks out of the way.
Behind him the vulcano's god-king gets buried under the rubble of his own home.

>>5014892
While doing something equally badass. Like putting on sunglasses, or in our case, adjusting our monocle.
"Looks like that volcano..."
*adjusts monocle*
"...couldn't take the heat."

>>5014905
That's not very manly way to escape.

>>5014791
Funny thing is, judging from how most threads attract people who hate whatever subject is talked about, none of us can apparently have much fun unless it's Crazy Awesome, like this. Just sayin'.

Crazy Awesome, that's what the guy is, not a Mary Sue.

>>5014909

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

airboat.jpg

>>5014905
>>5014923
what?
PUNCHING FALLING STONES NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR YOU!?

>>5014923

FUCK THAT, RUNNING IS AWESOME. REAL MEN RUN.

>>5014941
He should've just walked out casually, in such a manly way that the rocks would change course mid-air to avoid hitting him.

>>5014946
400 BABIES

Meanwhile, it's not looking too good on the rest of the island!

>>5014958

SAVE THE LADIES!

>>5014958
Nooooooooooooo! Quick girls, make for the water or something!!

>>5014958
RIP OFF PLANE WING
GRAB FUTURE WIVES
TOSS PLANE WING INTO OCEAN
SURF WAVE THAT COMES FROM ISLAND EXPLODING

>>5014986
this, though i think flapping the wings with our badass strenght might be a bit manlier than surfing.

>>5014986

THIS.
HOLY SHIT THIS.
DO THIS.

>>5014958
Escape plan.

Get the bunnies on the plane. Pick up plane. THROW PLANE.

Then jump after the plane and ride on top to the mainland.

start the plane?

>>5015026
And if the wave is too much of a pussy, PUNCH THE WATER

What the fuck is up with all these quests? Seriously.

>>5015037
We crashed that motherfucker like a real man.
>>5015035
This sounds pretty awesome, too. The only thing that would make that more awesome is tossing the plane at the edge of the volcano so that it explodes us into the air, and we surf along top of it, guiding the plane through sheer MANpower.

"We can go ANYWHERE."

ALLOW ME TO DISPLAY MY APPRECIATION OF THIS THREAD BY WAY OF SHITTY MSPAINT-SCRIBBLE.

>>5015092
Motherfucker is gentleMANLY

>>5015092

>>5015122
Weaver has some big tits in this pic.

>>5015145
His/Her gender is always been a tad ambiguous, so everyone just imagines him/her as a girl since we're all rutty weasels.

>>5015092
This is my next character concept.

Thaneborn Barbarian who acts as the party's diplomancer. And pure melee combatant.

Monk multiclass/hybrid feat to get the unarmed strike.

>>5015155
Well sure, weasel, but those are some BIG tits.

>>5015200
Blame the artist.

He's a pervert.

Is it me or did Rudy call it quits for the night?
Fucking OP, how dare he leave us at a cliffhanger!

>animooted so hard

>>5015092
>OP approves
>Last name being Mann is now canon

>>5015271

>>5015271
HOLY SHIT YES.

>>5015271
FUCK YEAH!

>>5015271
You know..

We had that MANLY MAN thread recently, and I laid the smack down about what a REAL MAN is. Not this stupid bullshit modern society pushes as manly, which is just encouraging people to be Neanderthals.

No.

A real man is a GENTLEMAN TO THE CORE. Well dressed, well groomed, polite, educated, well read. He also knows how to punch the ever living fuck out of someone if need be.

>>5015271
FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME

OP, I want you to know something.

You will never feel loneliness ever again. Because I will always love you.

BROFIST, MOTHERFUCKER.

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>>5015334

>>5015271
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE CRUEL WATCHER OF THE ISLE

HE SLEEPS
WAITING

AND ONE DAY HE WILL SEEK HIS REVENGE ON YOUR LINE
ON YOUR CHILDREN
AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN

ONE DAY
THAT REVENGE WILL COME

>>5015360
Giygas? Is that you?

>>5015360
And we will be there, to protect our children and family. Maybe not in body, but definitely in spirit. We will PUNCH YOUR GODDAMN LIGHTS OUT.

>>5015383
Earth to doofus! It's not Gigyas, it's Cjopaze!
The evil Lovecraftian Horror behind all the madness and ungodly wrongness or RubyQuest! Now with cinnamon and sugar in every bite!

>>5015236
Yes, I'm a pervert, I'd rather not be responsible for derailing the thread though.

>>5015284
Cheers, wasn't expecting that to happen in the slightest, working on a 'colored' version of the Rudy pic now.

>>5015434
I still maintain its name is Perogra. Cjopaze is a stupid name.

Ruby's grandpa is so fucking hardcore.

>>5015360
you really want to mess with Rudy's kids? Dude's gonna father a small army Catabbits with those three. And they will all inherit The Punching Gene. If one Rudy can fuck up a tiki god in one punch, imagine what several Rudys can do to you.

>>5015434
See, this is where Rudy would come in and BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT THING.

And don't give me some bullshit about how he's dead or it's an alternate reality.

Rudy doesn't give a shit.

>>5015440
Each of those chicks bears Rudy a son. And they all end up being Ruby's fathers by doing the same woman in a quick succession.

>>5015236
Would be better with ANATOMICAL DETAILS

>>5015441
>And they will all inherit The Punching Gene.
I can think of someone who's got a mean right hook.

>>5015441

Sure, but the punching bloodline will be diluted. It'll only be enough to, say, rip Filbert in half.

>Animooted

>END OF PART 1
This was done entirely without preperation, so it's all YOUR INPUT that made this AWESOME AS FUCK.
THANKS FOR ENJOYING

>>5015494
dude you really need to take a Bio class that teaches about DNA and Chromosomes.

>>5015508
I bet he's Exalted.

>>5015508
Impromptu wedding atop a Mann-Propelled plane wing. IMPOSSIBLE WIN END!

>>5015508
Aaw shucks, it was nothing.

>>5015508

FUCK YES YOU ARE AWESOME.

I can't wait for Part 2!

You guys are looking at this backwards. Trying to figure out how to get Ruby's awesomeness out of him and still account for Tom is way off.
No, Rudy is not the ancestor of Ruby, nor of Tom.

He is their son.

>>5015529
That makes sense. I approve.

>>5015529
OOHHH FUUUUCCKKK

>>5015494
Which is why we punched out the volcano god. As a testament to our virility. The punching gene will NEVER BE DILUTED.
>>5015508
No, Anon. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS AWESOME. NO DRAWQUESTER HAS HAD THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO ANIMATE THEIR QUESTS. YOU STAND AS AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.

I thoroughly enjoyed every second, and will now play a gentlemanly barbarian in honor of RUDY MANN, HERO OF EVERYTHING.

When is part two going to be? This is the best thing I've seen on all of 4chan in awhile!

>>5015529
They must be proud of him.

...Actually, he's probably gone to adventure in order to seek acceptance from them. They always bugged him about it.

>>5015570
Tom taught him how to be manly. Ruby taught him manners.
He's not proving anything. He's just gentlemanly as fuck.

>>5015575
THIS.

RUDY HAS NO NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

HE JUST SPREADS THE WORD OF GENTLEMEN EVERYWHERE, LEAVING ASSHOLES RUINED IN HIS WAKE.

I declare this quest to be pure undiluted WIN.

>>5015575
>Rudy was taught manners by someone who flips off at doctors and in that picture is sexually harassing some poor boy (They weren't even involved in any way when that picture was made)
>Poster is implying that Ruby isn't manly (true manliness is gender-neutral)

I'm not sure what to think of this.

>>5015565
>op here
>i have no clue

>>5015742
Well, OP, you got a name or something we can refer to you by?

And if you have some free time coming up (if you work at all), why not do it then? /tg/'ll certainly be on the watch for you.

>>5015758
We shall name him Dragonite

Next time, we need to find and fuck up more tiki gods. Or wipe out a cannibal tribe. Or take the ladies on a romp through some catacombs for some lovely jewels.

I guess I should have a name so you guys can tell my posts apart.
How about Revaew.

I do have some free time, so part 2 might be soon.

This took fucking forever to do. I need to use something other than paint for the pixel shading and shit.

>>5015892
How soon?

>>5015892
I would have gone with "Beaver", personally.

>>5015929
You know, that made me think of Cleaver.

Which, considering the content of this quest, is perfectly suiting.

Revaew, I'd just like you to know that I was having an absolutely shitty day before I saw this. Now I'm going to sleep with a huge smile.

Aw hellfuck, how do I always catch the tail end of Draw Quest threads like this?

This is good for mary-sue level mentality, certainly not expecting anything deep but fun nonetheless.

I'm pleasantly surprised /tg/ is still producing awesome stuff like this. Good job everyone.

>>5015892
How soon is soon? I missed most of this and would like to go through all of a session. It's a nice quest. A bit like Ruby Quest and Dorf Quest mixed together. About as violent and silly as Dorf Quest, but with the manners and very artistically similar to Ruby Quest.