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    95 KB RUDY QUEST PART 2, PART 1 Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:26 No.5032002  
    ARE YOU READY FOR MORE ADVENTURES OF RUDY MANN, ADVENTURER OF EXCELLENCE, AS HE TRIES TO STOP PROFESSOR MANBEING AND FIND OUT HIS TRUE PAST, ACCOMPANIED BY HIS TRIPLET WIVES?

    Rudy Quest Part 1 part 1 and part 2 here:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Rudy%20Quest

    COMMENCE SHOWDOWN!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:27 No.5032006
    All fucking right! Lets start punching some shit!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:27 No.5032007
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    Rudy finds himself in a cold hallway, lit only by two braziers.

    This must be another flashback!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:28 No.5032017
    >>5032007
    looks like he was in a club of some sort!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:29 No.5032019
    >>5032007
    START FREAKING OUT, MAN
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:29 No.5032029
    Who the fuck is that guy with the skull mask?

    punch the shit out of him then demand to know what the fuck is going on.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)18:30 No.5032040
    FUCK YES.
    PREP THE FISTS OF FATE.
    ARE THOSE SKELE MONKS BREATHING? IF THEY ARE FIRE.
    IF THEY AREN'T.
    FIRE ANYWAY.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:30 No.5032041
    So, wait, let me get this straight... you take an adventure that was appealing because the lead wasn't a testosterone filled "punch things until they blow up" bear wrestling wall of masculinity, and then create a perverse spin-off that acts more as a shallow, unapologetic parody of the original?

    I can't tell if I think this is great or if it offends me.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:30 No.5032045
    >>5032007

    I saw this movie. LOOK OUT, THAT FUCKER IN THE ROBE'S GONNA TEAR OUT YOUR HEEEEAAAAARRRRTTTT!

    Best to sucker punch the guy behind you and then knock out the one in front of you with a haymaker.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:30 No.5032046
    >>5032019
    what? Nonsense!
    We obviously just took a wrong turn on the way to the dining room, ask these pleasant gentlemen the directions and be on our way.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:31 No.5032051
    >>5032007
    Flashback? PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:31 No.5032058
    >>5032041
    >you take an adventure that was appealing because the lead was a furry chick

    I know what you're thinking.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:32 No.5032060
    Assess Inventory.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:33 No.5032070
    We'd best start making with the exposition. Just in case we ever happen to flashback to this point any time in the future and need to know what the fuck is going on with our mysterious past.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:34 No.5032084
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    WHAM!
    One impact the skull breaks apart in pieces: It's made out of stone!
    It seems the skeletons are just statues.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:35 No.5032089
    >>5032070
    What a capitol idea! no telling when some well timed exposition could prove useful.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:35 No.5032094
    What.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:36 No.5032100
    >>5032084
    Punch everything just to be sure it's not alive.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)18:36 No.5032102
    Hmm. Drawfag came prepared. We are becoming predictable.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:36 No.5032103
    >>5032084
    GET TO WORK ON THE OTHER ONE.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:36 No.5032106
    >>5032084

    Fuck! That pisses us off! Better smash in this shrine too. Whats with all this blood? That better not be our blood. We'll punch the shit out of it if it is.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:37 No.5032113
    >>5032084

    Well I'm impressed.

    It's time to look bewildered, while cradling our obviously-unhurt fist and looking around for any signs of puncha- erm, living life.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/28/09(Sun)18:37 No.5032122
    >>5032106
    I hope this is not Chris's blood!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:38 No.5032124
    >>5032084
    It would appear that we are somewhat lacking in Direction, we must examine our current situation such that we may determine the best direction in which to Punch.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:39 No.5032140
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    FUCK THEM IN THE BALLS!

    Inventory is PUNCHING MITTS, currently equipped.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:40 No.5032141
    >>5032058
    Not at all. I like women more than I like furries. If she had been a shy and reserved human it would've been just the same to me.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:40 No.5032143
    Let out a cry of FURY:

    I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! I AM HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP.

    Then demand to know what's going on.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)18:40 No.5032151
    >>5032140
    Find the doomsday machine.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:41 No.5032162
    >>5032140
    Punch the face thing on the wall, it looks punchable.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:42 No.5032177
    Take the braziers

    AND SHOVE THEM IN THE EYE SOCKETS OF THE GIANT SKULL, FIRE FIRST
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:44 No.5032195
    Investigate the blood. With our fists if we have to.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:44 No.5032200
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    Rudy finds no injury on himself, so the blood is probably not his, but it's FRESH! AND PLENTY!
    Coats upon layer of dried blood is covered in fresh liquids.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)18:45 No.5032208
    >>5032200
    shitfuck.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:46 No.5032210
    HOW ABOUT WE FUCK UP THAT BLOODY DAMN ALTAR
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:46 No.5032212
    >>5032200
    PUNCH THAT FUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:46 No.5032218
    >>5032200

    Fuck!

    Turn around! Start punching!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:47 No.5032222
    >>5032200
    PUNCH THAT FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:47 No.5032225
    >>5032200
    It appears that there is a source of information and enlightenment regarding our current situation approaching even now! Let us inquire of him regarding our present location and situation, and then PUNCH HIS SPLEEN THROUGH HIS LEFT EAR!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:48 No.5032239
    Throw Altar at Approaching Figure
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:49 No.5032247
    >>5032200
    Apply badass blood warpaint to face.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:49 No.5032250
    >>5032239
    YES, THIS

    EVEN IF IT'S PART OF THE FLOOR
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:51 No.5032263
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    WHAM!

    The figure is now prepped for questioning!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:53 No.5032281
    >>5032263

    Explain that we are one MOTHER FUCKING RUDY MANN and he had best explain what the FUCK is going on before we fuck his shit up.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:54 No.5032284
    >>5032263
    Excellent! let us inquire of our new friend the specifics of the location at which we now find ourselves!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:54 No.5032290
    >>5032263
    NOW TOSS HIM INTO THAT SKULL SO HE LANDS ON THE ALTAR, RAISE KNIFE AND DEMAND AWNSERS.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:57 No.5032314
    >>5032263

    This. A gentleman should always introduce himself.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:58 No.5032322
    Kick the can!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:59 No.5032327
    Offer the dying man a cold drink to parch his throat before he concisely and accurately tells Rudy anything and everything he knows.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)18:59 No.5032329
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    Rudy announces his manly fucking self and demands to know what is going on!
    The figure merely gurgles and splutters,
    >"M.. Master.. I don't understand.. did.. D-did you not like the ritual?"
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:01 No.5032347
    >>5032329
    wat

    and

    "NO, I DID NOT. THIS IS SOME PUSSY SHIT! ANY SACRIFICE SHOULD BE IN A GOD DAMNED ARENA!"
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:02 No.5032352
    >>5032329

    Explain that the ritual didn't contain nearly enough squirming naked women. And that this is what he gets for failing us. What did he think was going to happen with such sloppy preperation anyway?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:03 No.5032362
    >>5032329
    I say! what a Fascinating turn of events!
    Obviously we need more information, apologize for the punching and then inquire about the specifics of what just happened, explain that we appear to be suffering some memory loss.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:07 No.5032405
    This ritual is not GENTLEMANLY enough.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:08 No.5032420
    >>5032347
    >>5032352
    >>5032405

    This. When Rudy does a motherfucking ritual, he doesnt shit around with it.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:09 No.5032429
    "Sorry, old bean. Once I begin punching I often forget to stop. Cheer up there, it's just a graze."
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:11 No.5032456
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    >>5032429

    Internal organs are overrated anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:12 No.5032458
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    Rudy announces his discontent!
    Sloppy preperation, no squirming naked women, and the decor? SO CHEESY!
    The figure humbly apologizes as it slumps to the floor.
    It answers Rudy's question as to what is going on between heavy wheezing,
    >"I don't.. kn.. know, master.. This.. this was.. all your orders..."
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)19:12 No.5032461
    >>5032329
    Not expected, yet within reason. Tie it in with the current events, and rudy is a part of this. Maybe the maker of the doomsday device? Why the rituals? Why the memory loss, and why the super strength?
    This is interesting., as drawfag is turning our fists into something that can harm us.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:14 No.5032477
    >>5032458
    ...can't we punch it back into him to make him better?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:15 No.5032488
    >>5032458
    WOAHWOAHWOAH

    STOP EATING THAT
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)19:15 No.5032491
    >>5032458
    See, this is why we don't eat hearts and drink souls.
    It's just bad for the eyes.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:15 No.5032498
    >>5032461

    Please, we /are/ the armeggedon doomsday device. Thats what we were doing in the crate.

    Don't you dare devour that heart, Rudy. Use a motherfucking fork, like a gentleman.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)19:17 No.5032520
    >>5032498
    That's one possibility.
    Hmm, this might not be the best place for this. I'll talk later.
    NOW, CRUSH THE HEART.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:17 No.5032522
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    WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAAHHH
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:18 No.5032537
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    WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:19 No.5032543
    Delicius.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)19:19 No.5032548
    >>5032522
    I'm glad we're a camera in the wall. No harm can come to us from the MONSTER we have become.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:19 No.5032549
    >>5032458
    shit. search for other people to interrogate?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:19 No.5032550
    Christ, this flashback must be from way the hell long ago because Rudy has got no manners at ALL.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:20 No.5032557
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    Rudy wakes up. He is exhausted.
    Last night he gave his three wives the fucking of a lifetime, at the same time, and - as a gentleman should - smoothly did it over and over untill dawn.

    The ladies are sleeping soundly next to him.
    It's beautiful weather.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:20 No.5032561
    Hey Revaew, don't forget your name 'n trip.
    >> Revaew !!oTGdgePkBLn 06/28/09(Sun)19:21 No.5032572
    >>5032561
    Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:22 No.5032577
    Well, lets get going. Punch that fucking propellor until it takes us to land.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:23 No.5032587
    Find top hat, punch fish out of ocean for food.

    Look around for signs of land.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)19:24 No.5032595
    RudyQuest: "No, leave the clothes on"
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:24 No.5032599
    Survey surroundings. Do we remember anything more from last week? Punch up some fish for breakfast and prepare breakfast in bed for our wives. Then give them a good dicking while we rescue us.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:24 No.5032606
    >>5032557
    can we see what rudy sees? whats around us?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:25 No.5032620
    this
    >>5032587
    and this
    >>5032606
    and where the hell is our hat?!
    >> Revaew !!oTGdgePkBLn 06/28/09(Sun)19:28 No.5032652
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    There is no sign of land anywhere, and Rudy is reluctant to move without knowing in what direction: He can survive, but the three lovely ladies might not make a journey that's too long.

    For now he thinks that its most proper to deliver his wives a proper breakfast after their first night together, and he prepares to punch the fish out of the water.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:28 No.5032654
    Tell the Sun to tone it down a bit. Rudy just woke up and there's no coffee or tea for possibly hundreds of miles.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/28/09(Sun)19:30 No.5032663
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    Ah man, this is getting good.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:31 No.5032676
    >>5032652
    some three or four hours later, a nearby continent experiances a freak tsunami.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)19:31 No.5032678
    >>5032652
    This may or may not be a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:31 No.5032679
    >>5032652
    Get punching.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:31 No.5032682
    >>5032652
    kay!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:31 No.5032684
    >>5032652

    Well, once we wake up the wives, lets ask them if they have any idea where we are based on their piloting knowledge. They should know the closest way to land.
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)19:32 No.5032688
    >>5032663
    My paranoia tells me you know something we don't.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:32 No.5032695
    >Momentarily regret killing your cultists. Maybe things wouldn't be so mildly inconvenient if they were still alive.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:32 No.5032699
    >>5032688

    Are you saying he has a-priori-gnolledge?
    >> Revaew !!oTGdgePkBLn 06/28/09(Sun)19:33 No.5032708
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    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:34 No.5032711
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    >>5032699
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:34 No.5032719
    Get that mermaid!
    >>  06/28/09(Sun)19:35 No.5032725
    he must of given them a real good fucking if they can sleep through him fucking punching the ocean
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:35 No.5032727
    >>5032708
    fuck mermaid
    make fish sticks
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:36 No.5032742
    >>5032708
    prehaps we should tone it down a bit next time...
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:37 No.5032747
    >>5032711

    Fuck! A mermaid! Yell out to her.

    I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! TELL ME THE WAY TO LAND OR I'LL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!

    Then, if she's hot, proceed to get engaged with her. We'll marry her when we get another ring.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:37 No.5032748
    Grab mermaid, begin questioning!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:37 No.5032750
    >>5032708
    interrogate the mermaid!!!
    >> Guadsman Ted 06/28/09(Sun)19:37 No.5032751
    >>5032708
    I KNEW IT.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:38 No.5032761
    Dont forget to catch some fish for our wives while we're at it. Can't lose sight of whats important. And make sure we dont wake them up either.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:38 No.5032765
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    >>5032654
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:39 No.5032769
    >>5032747
    NO! shes a woman top and fish bottom mermaid! fuck that shit. all the same though, ask her where we are and where the land is
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:41 No.5032796
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    >>5032747

    Are you really suggesting that Rudy marry every attractive woman he happens across?
    >> Revaew !!oTGdgePkBLn 06/28/09(Sun)19:44 No.5032817
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    Rudy pulls that motherfucking mermaid out of the air and slams her onto the wing.
    > "I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! TELL ME THE WAY TO LAND OR I'LL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!"

    The mermaid screams and pleads,
    >"Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! I know of only one land!"
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:44 No.5032818
    >>5032796
    I fail to see a problem with this plan. Rudy must achieve HAREM END.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:44 No.5032821
    Don't hurt her, and apologize for your brutish behavior. You mistook her for a Deep One for a moment.
    Also apologize to your wives for the rude awakening.

    Politely ask what this land is that she speaks of.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:44 No.5032823
    I think Rudy is missing something important... bunnys are not carnivores, Rudy is though, as we have already seen.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:45 No.5032829
    >>5032817
    RIG HER FISH ASS UP TO OUR CRAFT AND HAVE HER LEAD THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:45 No.5032830
    >>5032796
    I believe he's suggesting that we're so suave that it is inevitable.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:45 No.5032833
    >>5032817
    Inquire about said land, while twisting the monocle.
    Also, suggesting tripname change to Reaver.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:46 No.5032841
    >>5032817

    Calm her down, assure her you mean her no harm unless she gives us any shit. Then proceed to woo the fuck out of her with our manlyness. Once under our sway, demand she show us the way to land immediatly.

    Also, introduce her to our wives, and explain how much you love the fuck out of them. Don't want 'em to be getting jealus or anything.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:47 No.5032856
    Fuck yeah. Rudy has almost as much love for fine ladies as he does raw unadulterated GAR flowing through his mitts.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:47 No.5032857
    Tie the mermaid to the front as a decoration. Every good ship needs one,
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:48 No.5032862
    Lets not screw the mermaid, we are a suave cat not some Innsmouthian dolt. Besides the triplets may be upset with such manners and that would be ungentlemanly.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:50 No.5032893
    Let us not marry the mermaid. See if we can keep her on as a maid or servant of some sorts though. It wouldnt be fair to keep her away from our manliness for too long, now that she's been exposed to it.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:52 No.5032911
    >>5032862
    What would be ungentlemanly is not screwing the mermaid. How dare we deprive her of such pleasure?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:52 No.5032916
    Mermaid as a ship ornament could point out the way... but we don't want to piss off undersea kingdoms, at least not while our wives are floating above them.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:53 No.5032919
    >>5032817
    do not marry the mermaid, also start acting more sauve. enough of this childish bullying
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:53 No.5032923
    >>5032911
    Cats do not fuck fish, they devour them in a non sexual way
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)19:53 No.5032926
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    Rudy's wives forgive him immediatly; They love him too much to be angry, and are intrigued by the mermaid.

    The mermaid explains that the only land with bipedals that she knows of is at the bottom of the ocean. She has heard that most bipedals who don't live there aren't able to make the journey without being inside large "marbles".
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:54 No.5032928
    >>5032911

    Well, if she begs for it, I guess it would be rude to refuse, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:54 No.5032932
    Rudy is one suave motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:54 No.5032934
    Regardless of what Rudy chooses to do with her, inform her that her name is now Calypso.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:54 No.5032935
    >>5032916
    Who cares? Rudy would just punch the hell out of them!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:54 No.5032938
    >>5032916
    agreed, she might be a pricess or somthing. start acting a bit nicer. but continue to exude manliness.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:54 No.5032939
    Indeed, only humans or maybe dragons would do that!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:55 No.5032948
    >>5032926

    Demand that she provides us with 4 such marbles immediatly.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:55 No.5032953
    >>5032935
    why fight an undersea kingdom when we could be allies with it? ask her her name and ask her the way to land
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:57 No.5032969
    Behind every great man is a harem of almost as great women. Perhaps asking Alecto, Tisiphone, and Magaera for their thoughts on the situation would not be out of the question.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:57 No.5032971
    >>5032926
    ask her about the marbles. and ask her about her self
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:58 No.5032983
    Gently yet imperatively REQUEST, 4 such marbles! We must meet her people, and the undersea would make a great honeymoon spot.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:58 No.5032986
    >>5032953
    That goes against what Rudy has been doing so far.

    Ask where they can get a "marble" with one nice big bed. ;D
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:58 No.5032990
    >>5032953

    No. A Gentleman never asks a girl her name. A Gentleman just knows. Her name is calypso, whether she likes it or not.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:59 No.5032994
    >>5032969
    ask the wives after we find out this mermaid's name, situation and ranking in her underwater society
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:59 No.5032995
    >>5032926
    Did we ever found out where the plane was originally going? Also, ask the sisters about this "land" the mermaind speaks of.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)19:59 No.5033000
    >The mermaid explains that the only land with bipedals that she knows of is at the bottom of the ocean.

    METAL. FUCKING. GLEN.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:00 No.5033012
    >>5033000
    We don't wanna go there. That place is boring.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:01 No.5033014
    Thank Mermaid with MANLY SEX
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:01 No.5033019
    >>5032994
    >>5032983
    this!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:01 No.5033021
    >>5032990
    I believe that's age. And 87 in mermaid years.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:01 No.5033025
    >>5032926
    Oh hey, you did change the tripname, awesome. Anyway, like the others have said, more information from the sisters.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:03 No.5033032
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    >>5033000

    That dummy is gonna get fucked up.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)20:03 No.5033042
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    Rudy's wives say that they're excited and would love to visit an underwater city.
    However, the mermaid states that this is a city of -bipedals-, NOT of her kind. She continues that she lives in another underwater city which does not support bipeds at all, yet the underwater bipeds sometimes try to raid it.
    When she also states her name she is quickly interrupted by Rudy, who names her Calypso. She silently accepts.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:05 No.5033053
    >>5033042
    Time to go treasure hunting, :D
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:05 No.5033056
    Ask Calypso if her people have any tales regarding a cult whose worshipers wear strange skull-like masks, or perhaps utilize a claw shaped emblem.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:05 No.5033057
    >>5033042

    Well? Lets get going then. Ask her to lead you to just about above the location of the underwater city, then punch a hole in the water big enough that you can surf the wing down. Fuck marbles, we're motherfucking Rudy.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:05 No.5033058
    NO... the eyes... he is the dummy...
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:05 No.5033059
    >>5033042
    Add sidequest, fine way into underwater bidpedal city.
    Add sidequest: discover past.
    Add mainquest: STOP EVILBEING
    Add group member: Calypso
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:07 No.5033071
    Rudy vs Dummy. Immovable Evil meets Unstoppable Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:07 No.5033072
    >>5033042
    Tell wives to entertian the mermaid as you use the propelor and spare metal from the wing to craft a makeshift submarine.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:08 No.5033075
    >>5033057

    This. A thousand times this.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:09 No.5033087
    Where are the coat tails?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:10 No.5033091
    >>5033087

    Scouting around.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:10 No.5033092
    >>5033072
    This
    a man should be able to use his brain as well as manly strength to get from point A to point B.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:11 No.5033094
    Rudy's a vampire.
    Mind control, strength, and DAPPER.

    Thank you, OP, for your crusade to redeem vampires as being awesome again.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:11 No.5033097
    >>5033056
    this, and ask the mermaid if she would like to join the group so we can investigate the mermaid's underwater city and findout about the biped's city before traveling there
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:13 No.5033109
    >>5033094

    If he's a vampire, whats he doing in the sun without being all sparkly?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:13 No.5033112
    >>5033042 She silently accepts.

    DAMN RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:14 No.5033119
    >>5033109
    he's like blade
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:14 No.5033121
    Dracula walked around London in the day, he just was more active and powerful at night... as I am sure our young ladies can attest.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:16 No.5033136
    so now that we know rudy is a vampire, lets head to one of the cities, first though lets see whats available to us. whats in our inventory/lying around?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:18 No.5033152
    >>5033136

    Punching mitts. Pay attention.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:18 No.5033154
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    >Rudy

    >Vampire
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:18 No.5033156
    >>5033136
    EQUIP VAMPIRE FANGS
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:18 No.5033161
    >>5033097
    >>5033136
    this nd this GM
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:20 No.5033173
    If that plane wing was fairly standard it would have a motor and likely a wing-full of fuel. Perhaps we can rig it up?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:20 No.5033178
    He's not a vampire. He's too damn manly for that.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)20:20 No.5033180
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    The mermaid informs Rudy that they are, infact, right above said city.
    Rudy tells the ladies to hold on, and raises his fist..

    >animooted
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:22 No.5033193
    >>5033180

    Fuck. Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:22 No.5033194
    >>5033180
    depending on which city we're right above this could either be really good or really bad
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:23 No.5033200
    >>5033180
    Holy shit. Rudy IS a vampire king or some shit. That explains everything - even the GENTLEMAN suit.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:23 No.5033201
    >>5033180
    wait...isnt everyone going to die once we hit the bottom?...
    >> Inquisitor Tom 06/28/09(Sun)20:24 No.5033204
    You just kow it's fucking R'Lyeh and Rudy is going to fuck Cthulhu's shit the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:25 No.5033212
    >>5033201
    except for rudy maybe
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:26 No.5033217
    >>5033180

    FUCK YEAH!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:26 No.5033218
    >>5033201

    Not if they know whats good for 'em
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:26 No.5033220
    Rudy catches the mermaid and his wives when he hits bottom, if necessary, flashing them a dapper smile and a tip of his hat.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:27 No.5033236
    >>5033220
    how are the wives going to breath down there? i mean rudy is a vampire and the mermaid has gills, but what about the ladies!?!?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:27 No.5033240
    >>5033220

    Addendum:

    He waves his fist menacingly at the ocean if it threatens to envelope them. It saw what he did to that island, it had better not fuck with Rudy.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:28 No.5033247
    He's not a goddamn vampire. He's way to fucking manly for that shit. He's some kind of armegeddon machine or something. Pay attention.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:28 No.5033248
    >>5033236
    Marbles were only said to be needed for the journey, not for staying there.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:29 No.5033251
    >>5033236
    they may need mouth to mouth
    I'm sure that mermaid bitch will help out.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:31 No.5033266
    Turns out THE THREE RINGS OF EQUAL VALUE are actually rings of water breathing.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:32 No.5033273
    >>5033247
    fine he's warforged or a golem or somthing but still, how are the wives going to avoid drowning?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:33 No.5033276
    >>5033266

    Excellent.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)20:39 No.5033312
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    >animooted

    Rudy lands in some kind of large hallway ending in a huge door. Strange marbles surround the door.
    The entire places is made in a shifty architecture, looking almost organic.

    The smell of rotten fish is overwhelming.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:43 No.5033336
    >>5033312
    Let's find Cthulhu and kick his ass. I'm sure he knows the location of DARKBEING. We should also suck his blood if we are a vampire.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:43 No.5033340
    >>5033312

    Yell out.

    I AM MOTHER FUCKING RUDY THE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! SOMEONE BEST EXPLAIN THIS PLACE BEFORE I FUCK THIS SHIT UP!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:44 No.5033343
    >>5033336
    No Cthulhu is a very civil dapper guy. We should have a very pleasent conversation with him.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:44 No.5033348
    Punch the geometry until it stops being non-euclidean.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:48 No.5033389
    Since Calypso has no legs, I guess Rudy will have to carry her. I hope she can control herself while being in prolonged close proximity to his gentleMANLINESS.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:49 No.5033390
    Kick that large rock back up there and plug that hole before water starts rushing in... Then put down the girls, Well maybe not the mermaid she may not be able to slither well.

    Then proceed to ring the doorbell, or something, ask for the master of the house, and that he should have his manservent look at that ceiling before it starts leaking.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:49 No.5033395
    >>5033312

    Courteously brush aside Calypso's newfound affection for you (you haven't got a ring for her yet anyways) and find out what nonsense is going on at the bottom of the sea.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:52 No.5033414
    >>5033312
    patch the roof and look around
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:53 No.5033423
    >>5033414

    Yes, we wouldnt want to be rude or anything. Punch that debris back into place.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:54 No.5033432
    can we fix the hole before all our bitches drown?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:55 No.5033440
    Indeed, a gentleman always respects another man's property.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)20:56 No.5033446
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    Rudy quickly tosses the rubble back into place, the sheer force crushing it to fit and close the gap with enough strength to keep out the ocean's fuckton of pressure. Just a small bit of water manages to seep through.

    On the other hand, the mermaid doesnt seem to be feeling to well without fluids.
    And Rudy's wives don't do very well with this intense smell of rotten fish around!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:57 No.5033452
    >>5033446
    shit, we shoulda gotten rid of the mermaid before patching up the hole....what now chaps?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:58 No.5033468
    Fuck your wives to get their minds off the smell and then ejaculate onto Calypso so she has fluid.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)20:59 No.5033475
    >>5033446

    We have powers beyond imagining, yet can not protect the ones we cherish.

    Such is the burden of demi-gods.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:00 No.5033481
    >>5033446

    Start giving the wives mouth to mouth. Our minty fresh breath should counteract the smell of rotten fish. Let's then go punch down that door in the background and introduce ourself.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:01 No.5033499
    >>5033481
    wait, what if the door leads to water or somthing? look around, what else is around us?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:02 No.5033505
    Build a makeshift glass tank, put the seeping water in it, and put it over the mermaid's head.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:03 No.5033510
    Let us move to a differing local, lets go open that door, carry the mermaid.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:03 No.5033511
    >>5033468
    yes.

    also, what does rudy see?
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)21:14 No.5033596
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    Rudy kisses his wives to get their mind of the smell, then pulls a marble out of the wall, punches it hollow, fills it with water and dumps it on the mermaid's head.
    BAM! PROBLEMS SOLVED.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:14 No.5033600
    So we're in an underwater city?

    GO KILL ANDREW RYAN.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:15 No.5033608
    >>5033596
    Now he needs to be a gentleman and knock upon the door, requesting to see the Master of the house when it is answered.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:16 No.5033613
    >>5033596
    Who's awesome? You're awesome!

    >>5033510
    This. Plus, start punching shit that's in the way. It always worked for us before. Use catpire powers on anyone who tries to attack us.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:16 No.5033619
    >>5033596

    Goddamn, what a smooth motherfucker.

    Now it's time to get down to business. Start looking for some people to get some information.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:16 No.5033621
    Check the door to ensure there is not a vast ocean waiting just beyond it, than punch it open and announce yourself.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:23 No.5033670
    No matter what else we do, ensure that we make it quite clear that we are...

    a) MOTHER FUCKING RUDY.
    and
    b) HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:24 No.5033676
    Interrogate door.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:30 No.5033726
    Knock politely upon the Door and introduce yourself.

    for you are as >>5033670 pointed out

    a) MOTHER FUCKING RUDY.
    and
    b) HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP.


    I believe general plans here should be seeing to the well-being of the women, obtaining more information about the world and our arch-nemesis
    and seeing that there is a lasting peace between the merfolk and the city inhabitants, possibly by Punching all people in charge to insure such peace.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)21:39 No.5033813
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    Rudy takes the mermaid in his manly arms, who is temporarily stunned by the sudden proximity to manliness. He then proceeds to knock on the door politely.

    There is no response.

    He kicks the door down and rushes in with his wives close behind - just as the mermaid regains her senses and screams in objection!
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)21:40 No.5033824
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    MOTHERFUCKING RUDY
    HERE TO FFFFFFFFFFFF
    FFFFUUUUUUCCCKK
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:40 No.5033825
    >just as the mermaid regains her senses and screams in objection!

    Women.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:41 No.5033833
    >>5033824
    Dual wield the fish monsters and use them to fight the big guy.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:42 No.5033840
    Kill the Deep Ones, awaken Cthulhu, have tea with Cthulhu and ask some questions.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:42 No.5033845
    >>5033813

    Give her a look that lets her know that no matter what, nothing is going to go wrong as long as we're in charge.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:43 No.5033847
    >>5033824
    HUG CTHULHU
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:43 No.5033848
    Rudy regains his composure and introduces himself.

    I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY, SIR? I HOPE I AM NOT INTRUDING BUT WE ARE SOMEWHAT UNSURE OF OUR LOCATION. MIGHT WE SIT AWHILE AND TALK AS ONE GENTLEMAN TO ANOTHER?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:43 No.5033851
    >>5033824
    Don't punch cthulhu.

    That would be ungentlemanly and he hasn't done anything to you, has he?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:44 No.5033858
    >>5033824
    FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:44 No.5033860
    >>5033824
    Ask him if he would like some tea and for plesant conversation.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:44 No.5033861
    >>5033848

    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:45 No.5033870
    It doesn't take much of a gentleman to know that Cthulhu is a terrible, evil being.

    YES, WE WILL PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF CTHULHU
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:45 No.5033872
    Have an orgy with your wives and Cthulhu.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:47 No.5033883
    >>5033872

    That would be ungentlemanly as Cthulhu has less than or equal the number of wives that we have.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 06/28/09(Sun)21:47 No.5033884
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    This whole thing is pretty fishy. Don't just flounder around, fin-ish them off!
    KEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:47 No.5033885
    >>5033870
    How would you know if Cthulhu is evil? The only one's saying it are crazy sand niggers and equally crazy swamp niggers. Who would you believe, Cthulhu himself or some niggers?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:47 No.5033887
    >>5033870

    This is not some lonely abandoned tiki god. Cthulhu deserves at least a modicum of respect.

    In any case, if Rudy truly is some sort of Armageddon Factory they no doubt have quite a lot in common.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:48 No.5033894
    O, I get it. This is one of those "Did you just punch out Cthulhu?" moments and we're doing it literally.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:51 No.5033911
    Devour his heart! gain his power!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:52 No.5033916
    >>5033833
    Fuck yes. Then have tea.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:52 No.5033918
    Demand an apology from Cthulhu, he has clearly stressed our harem!

    How un-gentlemanly of him!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:54 No.5033938
    >>5033824

    You there, with the madness inducing physiology! Knock it off!
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)21:55 No.5033941
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    >animooted

    Rudy gives the panicked mermaid a reassuring look.

    >MERMAID CALYPSO HAS JOINED THE PARTY

    That said, Rudy can't punch or throw things right now! He's carrying a lady!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:56 No.5033950
    >>5033941
    Stop making me gay for him.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:56 No.5033953
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    >>5033848
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:59 No.5033971
    >>5033941
    Rudy throws the Mermaid up in the air, ripping his shirt open so the buttons fly off and brain the Deep Ones surrounding Cthulhu. He catches the mermaid again and, slinging her over his bare chest, tells her to hold on tight.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)21:59 No.5033972
    >>5033941

    Hand Calypso to wives, proceed to FUCK SHIT UP.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:00 No.5033980
    Give Cthulhu a reassuring look.

    Then talk to an empty part of the room as if it is a huge horrible monster about to attack our friend Cthulhu. "Convince" this invisible monster that Cthulhu is really an upstanding chap and he really shouldn't kill him and eat his face.

    Tell the monster to clear off an leave everyone Cthulhu and everyone else alone or else, so help him, Ruby will put down the mermaid.

    Having seen off the invisible most ruby then winks to Cthulhu (Bluff skill being stretched to the max) and says there is no need for thanks, treasure will do nicely...
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:02 No.5033990
    >>5033980
    Also see if they would enjoy a conversation about the current economic downturn.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:04 No.5034006
    >>5033972
    We can't put down a woman, that would be DISRESPECTFUL, and everyone knows Rudy wields his power solely due to the HONOR he carries within him.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:04 No.5034007
    >>5033972
    This. Dual wiel the deep ones. Then have tea.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:04 No.5034009
    >>5033980

    What the fuck do we need treasure for? we're motherfucking Rudy. Deception is hardly gentlmanly.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:05 No.5034027
    >MERMAID CALYPSO HAS JOINED THE PARTY

    Rudy makes a mental note that when he returns to civilization he must construct a steampunk fish-bowl walker so she can operate outside of water. Heat rays optional but highly recommended.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:06 No.5034035
    Lay down the fucking law right now. Tell Cthulu and his Sharkacon friends to Leave the mermaid's people alone or there's gonna be a whole lot of punchin goin on!
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:07 No.5034045
    >>5034009

    Dracula decieved like a bitch though...
    >> THE BETRAYER !KHARNbz/u6 06/28/09(Sun)22:07 No.5034046
    >>5033980
    >ruby

    wat.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)22:07 No.5034049
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    Rudy proceeds to politely introduce himself and start up a conversation.
    >"I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY, A SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY, SIR? I HOPE I AM NOT INTRUDING BUT WE ARE SOMEWHAT UNSURE OF OUR LOCATION. MIGHT WE SIT AWHILE AND TALK AS ONE GENTLEMAN TO ANOTHER?"

    The two monsters are slightly taken aback by this loud manly voice, but want nothing of it. They don't seem to understand English!

    Behind them, the great monster seems to awaken, its tentacles writhing and strange appendage spreading
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:07 No.5034051
    >>5034006

    True. Looks like we'll have to throw her up in the air, Punch some Cthulhu ass, then catch her gingerly.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:10 No.5034075
    >>5034049
    draw a picture in the ground of Rudy and Cthulhu enjoyinh tea.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:11 No.5034078
    Repeat our introduction to Cthulhu. Hopefully, his Old One telepathy will allow him to understand us.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:11 No.5034082
    >>5034049
    Did...did we just seduce Cthulhu?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:12 No.5034084
    >>5034049
    WELL THERE GOES DIPLOMACY.

    LET'S PUNCH OUT CTHULHU.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:12 No.5034087
    >>5034051
    I demand shirt-ripping. The buttons could ping out and smash through the skulls of the guards, leaving us ready to sling Calypso over our shoulder and get on with the bare-chested punchan.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:13 No.5034092
    >>5034078
    what do you mean? he understood us perfectly, he is merely signaling his manservant to bring out the fine china that we may sit and talk.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:14 No.5034095
    No need to attack yet. None of the monsters have done anything ungentlemanly to the best of our knowledge.

    Calypso said that they are raiders, but the situation may be more complicated than that.
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:14 No.5034096
    does rudy shit scones and piss tea?
    >> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)22:14 No.5034098
    >>5033971

    This.
    >> Reaver !mE1ODcDVTM 06/28/09(Sun)22:18 No.5034125
    Let's roll, bro
    >>5034120
    >> Lore Guard 06/28/09(Sun)23:18 No.5034648
    >>5034098
    No
    >>5034082
    This



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