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    170 KB Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)16:30 No.5062330  
    Current Quests: Regain Godhood, VENGEANCE!, Kick ass.
    Inventory: Little girl dress.
    Powers: Zappan beam.

    You are in a small village, somewhere and must somehow regain deity status before you get shanked by a roving Paladin.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:32 No.5062340
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:32 No.5062341
    Oh God... pun intended.
    Not this again.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:32 No.5062344
    Kill everyone and take their stuff.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:33 No.5062350
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:33 No.5062353
    Gnoll, this is the best quest you've ever made. Now if only your art would improve, it'd be perfect.

    Find mother and father of little girl you killed. Kill them and take over home.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:34 No.5062362
    >>5062330
    Clearly killing people and eating their souls will only get you so far.

    Amass enough power to be a significant enough threat one-on-one then go about subjugating the town. Build up a power base.
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:34 No.5062370
    We need a weapon. Or an animal companion. A fearsome one.
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:35 No.5062377
    >>5062353
    >>5062344
    These, but do it discreetly. Either wait until night, or find people alone on their own. Use your girlish charms to lull them into a false sense of security.
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:36 No.5062381
    Kill everyone and take their stuff. Make a zombie army and kill more people. Take their stuff as well. Make more Zombie. Repeat.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:36 No.5062388
    Run into inn.
    Demand pint of ale.
    Drink.
    Smash mug over innkeepers head.
    Loot.
    Steal any weapons he had lying around his bar,
    proceed to build a temple out the bones of the slaughtered inngoers. Demand that the villagers worship you. Regain godhood.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:37 No.5062390
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:39 No.5062405
    Conceal alignment, in case of roaming paladins with detect evil constantly on.
    Find a sharp object and stash it on your person, just in case.
    Observe town some more.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:39 No.5062410
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    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)16:40 No.5062416
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    >>5062353
    >>5062344
    >>5062381
    It occurs to you that you have no idea who the parents are or what they look like. Killing everyone is a good idea, but going about it might be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:41 No.5062423
    After making bone temple, ascend and cast Wrath of God.
    Everyone dies.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:42 No.5062425
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:43 No.5062435
    >>5062416
    Whose parents?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:44 No.5062442
    >>5062416
    Run up to a stranger crying blathering about how you don't know where you are and just try to get some general information.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:45 No.5062448
    Everse.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:45 No.5062450
    Use God-power to grow a penis.

    Proceed with raepan all the lolis in town.

    Use loli mindslave army to subjugate everyone.

    Profit.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:45 No.5062451
    >>5062435
    the parents of the little girl we killed, drained her soul, stole her clothing, and incenerated the evidense...dear god we have issues.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:47 No.5062464
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    Pretend to be the reincarnation of some good aligned deity. Let them worship you. Gain power. CRUSH THEM AND EAT THEIR SOUL!!! HARHARHAR!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:48 No.5062476
    >>5062390
    I'm sorry, no. You don't GET to sage an adventure game thread with an image from a Lucas Arts game.

    Get out. You've failed everything. I don't care for this quest either, but you've disgraced one of the best things in this pitiful world by using it in such a manner.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:48 No.5062479
    >>5062416
    Ask what is deadliest animal in region.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)16:49 No.5062482
    Can our beam light somebody's cloths on fire, thereby indirectly lighting them on fire?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:49 No.5062487
    >>5062425

    sauce on the artist plox?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:50 No.5062494
    Open a brothel, get fucked, enslave all the men with your magical vagina juice!
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)16:51 No.5062502
    >>5062442
    >>5062450
    >>5062464
    >>5062479
    My quest protagonists aren't stereotyped enough to railroad through anything ;_; How do I choose?
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)16:52 No.5062513
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    >>5062482
    They burned the corpse of the little girl, so I suppose that could happen.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:53 No.5062517
    >>5062502
    how all D&D nerds solve there problems
    roll dice
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)16:53 No.5062525
    >>5062502
    Determine if it is possible, then decide which of the remaining options will progress the story the most.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:55 No.5062538
    >>5062450
    Also how is this a vaible plan there is no ????
    also we are a god we prefer virgin sacrifices if we rape them then they are no longer virgins.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:55 No.5062539
    >>5062502

    Go with whichever one will ultimately result in the most sex.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)16:57 No.5062551
    >>5062539
    Fuck that, this isn't HURR quest or DURR quest.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:57 No.5062553
    I second acting lost so you can find out general town information.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:58 No.5062563
    >>5062513
    Whatever sounds like the most fun.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:58 No.5062568
    I think this quest was doomed to failure since you posted it on 4chan and went along with "be the little girl."
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:59 No.5062582
    >>5062538

    What are you, stupid? By raping them you are TAKING their virginity and thus completing the ritual of sacrifice!

    That's how you do it, man. Not with bloody killings on an altar at sunrise, but with your horrible god-wang for hours and hours at a time until they pass out in a pool of bodily fluids.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:00 No.5062587
    >>5062513
    >>5062502
    Do what I say. Duh. Ask what the most dangerous thing around is. Conquer that, conquer all.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)17:00 No.5062592
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    >>5062464
    You approach a locale and regale him with the tale of your return as an ancient and benevolent god, returned from the aether to usher in an era of love and peace.
    He seems less than impressed.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:00 No.5062594
    >>5062553

    This.
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    Buy lamp oil.
    Burn the town to the ground, tell the survivors you are the fire god and you are angry. Make a temple out of ashes, cinders and burnt timbers. Make them worship you as a Fire God of Death.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:01 No.5062600
    Rape
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:01 No.5062601
    Sneak into a house to steal posessions
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:02 No.5062619
    >>5062592

    zap something by way of proof.

    Ask him for a map of town. Failing that, draw us a map of town, Gnoll.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:03 No.5062621
    >>5062592
    Give him a prove of your power. Find some evildoer and blast him. Extrapoints when you can frame the paladin.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:04 No.5062628
    >>5062592

    Okay, okay. That doesn't seem to be working. Change of plan.

    Ask him where to find the nearest collection of lolis. If he asks why, just tell him it's for SCIENCE.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)17:04 No.5062632
    >>5062592
    If he walks back to his house, light it on fire.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:04 No.5062637
    >>5062592
    "Just Kidding"
    in adorable manner
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:07 No.5062653
    >>5062592
    >>5062464

    You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to find a young naive adventurer, tell HIM your bullshit story, and make him do all sorts of errands for you to regain your godhood. When you've finally ascended, pull a reveal on him, and laugh at him for being a sucker. Unless he's become a complete and utter badass by that point, in which case, don't do the reveal, instead offer hot dickings, and kill him while his mind's still fuzzy with sex (assuming your's isn't fuzzy afterwards as well).
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)17:10 No.5062678
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    >>5062637
    "Whatever, brat. Get out of my way, I've got things to do."
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:10 No.5062690
    >>5062653
    But where is the fun in that? Why should he do all the funny looting and killing stuff?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:11 No.5062691
    >>5062678
    begin to cry
    attempt to attract a croud.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:13 No.5062720
    >>5062678
    Start crying an tell everyone he tried to rape you. Get him lynched AND EAT HIS SOUL!!!!
    >> Ted 07/01/09(Wed)17:14 No.5062727
    >>5062691
    >>5062690
    Godhood. Gentleman, you must remained focus. We need souls. Souls to power our ascension into the rightful place. Attracting crowds attracts heroes, and unless we have a plan to begin with, Heroes can kill us.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:14 No.5062730
    >>5062678

    CRY SOME MOAR!

    Attract a crowd!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:15 No.5062734
    >>5062678


    Wait a second... This guy is clearly evil. We must search around, if everyone in town is as evil as him... well...
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)17:17 No.5062747
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    >>5062691
    Commencing BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWing
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:17 No.5062753
    >>5062727
    Not unless they don't know your a demon. By now your just a little girl who gets pushed around by some villager. Heroes always help little girls. Unless the have seen "the ring", that is.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:18 No.5062759
    >>5062727

    That's what I'm saying, man! If we quietly and descreetly create an army of loli rape mindslaves to help us in our soul-sucking endeavor, we'd have the etire town under our thrall before the first hero appeared.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:19 No.5062763
    >>5062747
    Good, now try to attract the local cleric. Hide your alignment and try to become his apprentice. Try to corrupt him.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:21 No.5062782
    >>5062747

    I'm calling it, if no one responds. This town is clearly evil. If the town is evil, we should investigate the local church. It could be to an evil diety...

    Fellows, I believe this town used to be ours.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:21 No.5062791
    >>5062763

    Start by telling the cleric about the mean villager who pushed you in the dirt. Use your cuteness to paint him as a totally scumbag and get the other villagers to treat him like a leaper.

    Punish him for ignoring you.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)17:23 No.5062808
    >>5062782
    You don't have to be evil to be a jerk. Did anybody respond?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:24 No.5062816
    >>5062791
    Tell the cleric that the man is an agent of a dark god, harvesting souls for it's resurrection. Get him burned as a witch/heretic/demon worshiper and eat his soul
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:25 No.5062824
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    >>5062747

    a spider hears the call and come over to the girl
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:27 No.5062840
    >>5062747

    TAKE NO SHIT
    advicerudy.jpg
    PUNCH THAT FUCKER OUT
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:29 No.5062866
    >>5062824
    Use the spider as an epic mount!
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)17:30 No.5062870
    Pick up some rocks and throw them at him if nobody comes and nobody is around.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:30 No.5062875
    >>5062866
    Loli elder god riding a giant dire spider?

    FUCK YES
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)17:32 No.5062885
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    Some villagers wander toward the commotion and you make it abundantly clear that the man attacked you, a harmless little girl.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:33 No.5062894
    >>5062885
    Scream "RAAAAAPE"
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:34 No.5062900
    >>5062885

    oh this is good. this is what we took the body of a little girl for. we will take the form of the innocent and use that innocence as our strength.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)17:36 No.5062919
    I wonder if we could disintegrate a hole in the ground large enough to make them all fall in. Then we could throw hay in there and light it on fire.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:37 No.5062927
    >>5062885

    Explain that we were simply minding our own buisness, maybe playing a harmless joke and he went and attacked us! cry a lot and see if we can find a particularilly gullible individual to manipulate.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:37 No.5062929
    >>5062885

    Tell them he said he wanted to do bad things to you, and sacrifice you to the Dark Gods. Grab hold of nearest woman and look terrified.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:37 No.5062931
    >>5062885
    tell them that he pushed you down for making a joke and that he is a stupid head.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:38 No.5062936
    >>5062885
    Cry, hope to be delivered to our parents.
    Be tearful until we get home, at which point we should try to mindcontrol them and have them do our bidding.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:38 No.5062939
    >>5062885

    Good, good. This is good.

    Now, scan the crowd for little girls. Remember them, watch where they go.

    We'll need them later. For raping.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:39 No.5062941
    >>5062939
    What, do we get our energy from murdering young females?

    Wait...is this Xiombarg the RPG?
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)17:39 No.5062945
    >>5062936
    We need more souls before we can do complicated things like mind control.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:41 No.5062956
    >>5062885
    Tell them he touched you in a bad place.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:42 No.5062970
    >>5062941

    Oh, god, what? Murder? A LITTLE GIRL?!

    What kind of monster are you? Lolis are our greatest treasure! We rape them senseless and turn them into our devoted mindslaves, not murder them.

    God, that's just... it's just sick, man. Sick.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)17:45 No.5062982
    >>5062970
    Gnoll is serious this time, so stop it.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:47 No.5062989
    >>5062970
    yes we can save the mindless loli slaves for when we are super powerful for now lets focuse on the task at hand MAKING THAT ASSHOLE PAY FOR PUSHING US DOWN.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:49 No.5063004
    >>5062885
    Accuse him of being a rapist. Try to get the attention of the Paladin and learn his plans
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)17:51 No.5063020
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    >>5062929
    You explain the man's intentions for you and some men restrain him, apparently he wasn't incredibly well liked in the community.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:52 No.5063029
    Can we interrogate the soul we ate, or is that not how it works?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:53 No.5063035
    >>5063020
    hug the nearest person in while crying and as the man is dragged off give him an evil look and smile. (make sure he's the only one who see's)
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:54 No.5063041
    >>5063020
    Goooood. Now try to get him tortured and feed on his pain.No obvious feeding though. This will make you stronger.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:55 No.5063051
    >>5063020
    oh god, I don't think this quest is right for me.

    Something about locking a man up for the rest of his life on NO CHARGE WHATSOEVER is just so much more... horrible than killing someone. ugh. I'm gonna go look at some flowers or something.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)17:55 No.5063053
    Go to the church and ask about their god.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:56 No.5063054
    >>5063035

    This. Then explain that you are lost and need a base of operation, i mean, place to stay.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)17:56 No.5063058
    >>5063051
    We'll do something with the jail eventually.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:56 No.5063061
    >>5063054
    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:57 No.5063062
    Timeskip several hours so the commotion can die down.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:58 No.5063069
    >>5063051
    you have never played an evil rpg character have you. (and if you did you where playing them the wrong way)
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:58 No.5063071
    >>5063051
    Because holding him back means locking him up forever.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)17:59 No.5063074
    >>5063020

    Xom is amused!

    Wait, I'm not Xom! Anyway, do these:

    >>5063035
    >>5063054
    >> Maus 07/01/09(Wed)17:59 No.5063077
    >>5063020
    Inspect the guy with the evil lookin' face in all the images.

    Why's he got that sharktooth grin?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:00 No.5063084
    >>5063069
    I hardly EVER play evil characters, in fact. and when I do, I generally get non-intelligent minions, or kill people and raise them as non-intelligent minions.

    Just can't stand a lifetime of horror.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:00 No.5063086
    >>5063020
    Maybe we could use him later after we take care of all these simple minded folk we should offer him a job position.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:01 No.5063091
    >>5063071
    well, it's medieval times, right?

    you get locked up and then not let out ever in those times.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:02 No.5063099
    >>5063084
    >Just can't stand a lifetime of horror.

    We still haven't found out what happens to souls we eat.
    >> Maus 07/01/09(Wed)18:02 No.5063105
    >>5063091
    You mean no Habeas Corpus?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:03 No.5063109
    >>5063099
    oh shit, I forgot about the soul eating.

    This entire thread is just too horrible for me. I'm going to go start PALADINQUEST doodles for a while until I can draw. and then PALADINQUEST.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:03 No.5063112
    >>5063091
    because "restrain" means exactly the same thing as "imprison"
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:04 No.5063117
    >>5063099
    wtf do you think happens? The get digested.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)18:06 No.5063124
    >>5063077
    I think that's a beard.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:06 No.5063126
    >>5063112
    Well, usually you don't restrain someone for a bit after they push a little girl over and then walk away for no reason...

    I think he has the idea that they're gonna put him in the local jail cell because he assaulted a little girl. The restraining is just so he doesn't get away.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)18:07 No.5063131
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    >> Maus 07/01/09(Wed)18:07 No.5063134
    >>5063124
    That's the orkiest beard I've ever seen...

    I thought artists usually drew beards and shit as complete shapes, not squiggles.
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    >>5063131
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:11 No.5063160
    >>5063131
    ask the lady if the bad man is going to jail.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:12 No.5063163
    >>5063131

    Now. To get the information we require.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:12 No.5063164
    >>5063131

    Extend your soul-sucking tendrils of evil into the woman's womb and impregnate her with your hellspawn.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:13 No.5063176
    >>5063117
    I thought souls couldn't be destroyed? Wouldn't you run out of souls?

    So I figured maybe we had one we could question now, sapping its energies and such.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)18:15 No.5063192
    We need a dagger/knife/sharp rock.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:15 No.5063195
    >>5063131

    Ask the nice lady about religion.
    >> Maus 07/01/09(Wed)18:16 No.5063201
    >>5063192
    Could always raid a farm or something nearby.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:19 No.5063231
    >>5063164
    That's... actually a fairly good idea. As long as she doesnt notice right away that is.
    >> Maus 07/01/09(Wed)18:21 No.5063251
    >>5063201
    On top of that, we could grab some farm animals or something, get some bread, or do ebil things to cattle while we're there.

    ... We could scare the town shitless over the next few days by making scary things happen around town. Cattle mysteriously gutted open, bones of chickens left on the ground, dogs mauled by a mysterious predator, buildings falling apart, fires erupting out of nowhere.

    We could make these people's lives a living hell.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)18:21 No.5063254
    >>5063231
    We can't do anything other then minor disintegration.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:23 No.5063282
    >>5063195
    do this but stealthy
    ask her "why would a kind and loving god allow an evil man like that to exist."
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:24 No.5063286
    Tell her we're lost and need a place to stay.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:25 No.5063295
    Whine and bitch about how your life's been sucking lately in an attempt to get more sympathy, as well as some possible lodging.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:25 No.5063297
    >>5063254

    Fuck that. I saw we follow the bitch home, knock her up with our devil tentacles, and turn her into a factory for demon clones of ourself.
    Shit would be so cash. Think of all the evil we could do with ten copies of us running around.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:26 No.5063322
    >>5063297
    but...
    we can't DO that
    we aren't equipped!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:27 No.5063328
    >>5063297
    WE ARE LACKING IN POWER
    I agree having a hell spawn would be awesome but lets wait until we have the power to do so.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:27 No.5063333
    >>5063254
    That will suffice if we're creative enough.
    >> Maus 07/01/09(Wed)18:28 No.5063335
    >>5063251
    ... no comment?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:29 No.5063349
    >>5063297

    We could cast distintigrate 10 times faster and receive an average of 1/10 the soul power we would by doing it solo. think man. Once we've consolodated our power we'll do this, but until then we have to play things smooth.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)18:30 No.5063361
    >>5063335
    We have to acquire the previously mentioned sharp object before we can gut the cattle.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:30 No.5063366
    >>5063251

    Sounds like a good way of attracting unwanted attention. We need our conquest to be swift and total or subtle and undetectable.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:31 No.5063370
    >>5063328

    GODDAMMIT fine.

    Go out into the forest and zap squirrels with our death ray until we get enough XP to level, THEN go and impregnate that bitch with our devilspawn.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)18:31 No.5063376
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    >>5063282
    "Because there are bad gods too and we must be ever vigilant against their corruption."

    Oh goody... A local priest... touching you...
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:31 No.5063379
    >>5063335
    too conspicuous, I think. start with a few QUIET killings and reapings, and then turn up the havok. then, once the town is rattled, continue the killings for a while, and try to get at least one minion. Use that minion to start infighting amongst the villagers, one group VS another. The minion takes the leadership of one group, we assist them to destroy the others, and bam. new cult for us, and a mostly intact village.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:32 No.5063380
    I say ask the lady about the town.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:33 No.5063395
    Wait until man is alone, then kill him. Claim self defense, get soul.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:33 No.5063398
    >>5063376
    Grab his crotch and smile. :3
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:33 No.5063401
    >>5063376
    HE is the one!

    Attempt to gain entry into his home, drive him mad from the inside out- or simply murder and consume his powerfully holy soul.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:34 No.5063407
    >>5063376
    >priest
    >touching you
    I've got a plan for our next manipulative act.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:34 No.5063418
    Timeskip until the hubbub quiets down.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:35 No.5063419
    >>5063376
    Recoil, pretend a man's touch now disgusts you but apologies to the priest for this.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:36 No.5063426
    >>5063376

    Ask the priest about evil gods. how do they come to power? what do the good gods do about them? are there not people protecting us from them? What obstacles would someone trying to become a dark god face? how do dark gods gain in power? are there any dark cults in these parts? should we be concerned.

    WE ARE CURIOUS CHILD! WE DEMAND ANSWERS!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:36 No.5063432
    >>5063376
    Priest of Lythander?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:36 No.5063436
    WE MUST CONVERT THE NON BELIEVER! He probably worshiped us in secret anyway. Use your wiley loli ways to convert him.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:36 No.5063438
    >>5063376

    "Are you a priest? Um... I'm lost. Do you know where my home is?"
    >> Maus 07/01/09(Wed)18:37 No.5063448
    >>5063366
    Gotta start somewhere.

    And it's not really that bad, if you don't gut every single one of them.

    If the heat gets too bad, we disappear again. The name of the game is not to get caught, nor to have anyone notice until the morning after the deed was committed.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:38 No.5063459
    >>5063426
    ALL OF THIS
    and ask him to show you more about the "good gods"
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:39 No.5063463
    >>5063131
    Awesome, I lol'd. Continue your helpless charade and get information from the villagers.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:39 No.5063470
    People, we need to think Lawful Evil/Neutral Evil right now. Chaotic Evil will most likely fuck us over right now. We need to be subtle, as well as patient, about this.

    >>5063376

    Bare with it, and smile. One day, it shall be you who shall be doing the touching...and whether he'll like it or not is to be seen
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)18:40 No.5063473
    Go find some animals and a sharp object. Use the sharp object on the animals to create a blood pentagram for summoning a minor demon servant.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:40 No.5063478
    >>5063459

    Second.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:41 No.5063496
    >>5063438
    Play nice. We can dick him over shortly.
    >> Maus 07/01/09(Wed)18:42 No.5063499
    >>5063470
    A well orchestrated terror campaign could do wonders for your ebil points.

    Plus, you can manipulate the townfolk after the terror takes root.. "O NOES, I'b BEEN ATTACKED," Or "Can I stay here tonight? My parents are Dead :(," "I know of somebody who could help..."
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:42 No.5063502
    Gnoll... Gnollll...

    Goddamnit, do this like right when you wake up or something.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:43 No.5063508
    >>5063473
    Too blatant. We need to manipulate, people, work our way up. Blood and sacrifices once we got some stability, or when it will take us from badplace to stable (like getting loli clothes).
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:44 No.5063523
    >We need to be subtle, as well as patient, about this.

    This quest isn't likely to last the necessary hundreds of panels to do subtle and patient manipulation.

    Not without timeskips.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:47 No.5063547
    >>5063473
    >summoning a minor demon servant

    Problem, what if the demon is more powerful than we are right now?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)18:47 No.5063555
    >>5063547
    Rape occurs.
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 07/01/09(Wed)18:49 No.5063570
    >>5063547
    Minor as in weak motherfucker. Like an imp. We just need something fast or that can fly.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:50 No.5063582
    >>5063523
    That doesn't mean we should start carving up cattle and drawing pentagrams. I mean we should essentially fuck this town over from the bottom up, like we have done so far - kill one at a time, stealthily, divide and conquer to get a taste for killing again. This village has enough bodies and blasphemous potential to get us up to a more bloodlust-rampage level.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:51 No.5063584
    >>5063555

    No no, the minor demon would obviously see the hateful core of fathomless evil within Loligod's heart and would sneak into town under the cover of night and kidnap a little girl -which Loligod and her dark minion would joyously take turns raping mercilessly in an old abandoned grain silo.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:52 No.5063598
    >>5063570
    I can easily picture an imp stabing us in the chest with it's tail or something.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:52 No.5063601
    Are we really going to enact some long term circuitous plan to slowly destabilize a fucking tiny village?

    Just sneak out and kill one per night until they're all gone or we feel like leaving.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)18:53 No.5063607
    >>5063584
    That's... kind of specific...
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:54 No.5063621
    This rape stuff is dumb.

    Just eat people when no one's looking.

    And can we try to remember to eat their memories this time?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)18:56 No.5063634
    >>5063607
    Find more children to strangle. That as fun
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:57 No.5063646
    >>5063634
    The priest is in a position of athority if we corrupt him the town will fall in line.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:57 No.5063650
    >>5063601
    That's more like it. It's subtle in that it's not exactly "RAPE THE WHOLE VILLAGE IN PUBLIC" but it's got some pace to it.

    >>5063607
    Let's start by talking to the priest, following him, and then Zappan him in private. Also eat him.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)18:59 No.5063658
    >>5063607

    Let's get this moving, Gnoll. Before the creepy people creep the thread to death.

    Timeskip. Take a cue from Prototype. Eat someone. Steal their memories so we know more about what's going on and get more power.
    >> Gentleman 07/01/09(Wed)18:59 No.5063662
    Tell the priest your parents was killed by evil men in the woods, to get admited as an orphan into their tempel. From there, desecrate the home of the good gods and kill their priest to gain more power.
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 07/01/09(Wed)19:00 No.5063668
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    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:00 No.5063671
    >>5063607

    Lets get the priest alone, then kill him and devour his soul. Holy man soul is sure to be extra tasty. And hey, if he resists, we can claim we just thought he was trying to rape us like the other guy.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:00 No.5063674
    >>5063662
    why kill him when minipulation is so much monre fun.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:01 No.5063677
    >>5063607
    gnoll, the longer you give us to decide something, the more off topic we get. just take a few of the first good answers, merge 'em together, and go to maintain a proper snappy pace.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:01 No.5063685
    Just wondering, but what distinguishes our godhood from any CE MM entry that's able to mimic human form? That is, how could we "corrupt" anyone when we don't have any corruptive teachings to give them?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:01 No.5063687
    >>5063674
    Because killing him is instant satisfaction.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:03 No.5063701
    >>5063677

    The man's right, Gnoll. You can't let this drag on too long or it gets WAY off kilter.

    Now, make with the raping of the little girls, chop chop!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:03 No.5063702
    >>5063687
    well why not minipulate him to give us people to kill?
    >> Dickteeth the Vampire 07/01/09(Wed)19:03 No.5063703
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    LOL DICKENPOX.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:04 No.5063716
    Smart Internet users hang at: http://www.EnonTalk.com/ (Enon = Anon)

    Are YOU smart?

    > ggnfoosymgglffmngyvgodnhgvsyyjphmghkkfigndnvscdffkmgn
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:04 No.5063717
    >>5063702
    That's like 50 more drawings than we need. When the funeral happens we could just burn down the church and absorb the dead souls of those who died.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:04 No.5063719
    by the way, imagespammers, you aren't ever helping things. Assuming you just want the quest to be over with to allow more room for your 40k threads, editionwars, painthinning, and whatnot, it's better to just use a single sge with no text and then buzz off.

    If you imagespam, we'll just continue on more threads anyway.
    >> Gentleman 07/01/09(Wed)19:05 No.5063723
    >>5063702

    I think we can agree to at least start manipulate him to get us into the temple to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:05 No.5063728
    >>5063717
    >burn down church at funeral

    oh shit

    we need someone to die, but otherwise this is a great plan.

    GO MAKE A CORPSE
    >> Step by step for church damnation fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:08 No.5063746
    >>5063728
    Step 1: Access into the church.
    Step 2: Kill priest.
    Step 3: Blame death on someone else.
    Step 4: As the funeral begins, set church on fire with stolen lantern oil.
    Step 5: DO YOU FEAR THE REAPER
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:11 No.5063771
    >>5063746
    >step 2.5: sneak into jail and release man who pushed you

    >step 3: blame murder on HIM

    FIX'D

    also, fuck yes, awesome plan.
    >> Gentleman 07/01/09(Wed)19:12 No.5063779
    Gnoooooll, feed our magnificance!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:12 No.5063783
    >>5063746
    This. Most definitely this.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:13 No.5063787
    >>5063771
    I agree we should do this; the amount of awesome evil in this plan is goddamn palpable.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:14 No.5063803
    >>5063787
    really, you like it?

    It's the first time I actually TRIED scheming, and I figured a small change to an already established plan would be a good start.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:15 No.5063808
    >>5063746
    >>5063771
    DO EEET
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:16 No.5063815
    >>5063803
    Plus, given our information, the man who mocked us seemed to be unliked, so he'll be put to death.. MOAR DELICIOUS SOUL
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:17 No.5063826
    >>5063803
    Yes, the plan feels much more complete now.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:19 No.5063839
    >>5063746
    >step 4B, the alternate: poison the catering at the funeral
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:21 No.5063850
    I hope gnoll didn't go unconscious and/or get his soul sucked out by a dark god or something.

    that would suck.

    Though I really love this quest- I wonder if someone with shitty, shitty art could take up its mantle...
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:21 No.5063855
    >>5063839
    The funeral is now proceeding. Free Kool Aid is also available.

    Originally I chose flames because of the Dark God sending those sacrificed to hell.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:21 No.5063857
    Problem with framing: Out only real weapon is a zappan beam. I imagine that's kind of distinctive. Nobody knows we have it, but nobody else has one either, so a clear frame is impossible.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:24 No.5063872
    >>5063857
    oh shit, how do we murder the priest anyway?

    strangulation I would say, but that may not work as we are the little girl. Drop something heavy on his head? a large rock rolled from above?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:24 No.5063876
    >>5063857
    We didn't zap the little girl to death, we strangled her. Priests are no different than little girls. They both like little boys after all.

    -rimshot-
    >> Ted 07/01/09(Wed)19:24 No.5063881
    ...Is that a symbol of Pelor?
    Oh dear.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:24 No.5063886
    >>5063850
    I don't think the art is a problem. I think that Gnoll just waits too long to decide what he wants to happen.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:25 No.5063890
    We need to think locally for the time being. We're still stuck in the body of a little girl. We need somewhere to rest.

    We need to suck up to the priest to get somewhere to stay.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:28 No.5063919
    >>5063886
    That or he's waiting for somebody to hit the right keyword.

    GOORRAM PIXELBITCHING!
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:31 No.5063955
    Dammit Gnoll! Post or give us an update or some shit!

    Side note: Ask the priest to sleep in the church as shelter, choke him, release the prisoner, and cause an alarm that "The prisoner escaped and strangled the priest!!" Girly screams of terror are needed.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:33 No.5063972
    >>5063955
    Don't start shit yet! We're a fucking little girl - if we get found out, we're dead!

    Gotta find some way to increase our power and current knowledge of the situation.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)19:33 No.5063974
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    Aww... I had a variant of that planned out, but you went and got specific on me.

    Alright. You ask the priest if there is anyway for you to stop the bad people in the world, like the ones that killed your whole family and left you with no one to take care of you.
    The priest takes you in and says that if you want, you can become a disciple of Pelor and spread light and love all over the world...
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:34 No.5063988
    >>5063974
    the plan can always change as we progress.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:35 No.5063999
    >>5063974
    say you would like to learn
    then while the priest is turned away rub your hands together evily and smile.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:36 No.5064003
    >>5063974
    Agree, and go to the church. Wait for night to fall and enact operation: Burning Church.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:36 No.5064005
    >>5063974
    "Of course mister, I don't want bad people in this world"

    Inside, I chuckle maniacally.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:36 No.5064010
    Accept.

    In the night, sneak out, kill someone and eat their soul.

    This time try to steal their memories so you get more background info. Or keep their soul around as a quirky sidekick.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:36 No.5064011
    >>5063974
    Do I sense a timeskip coming on?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:37 No.5064013
    Tell the priest that you're interested in becoming a disciple. Follow until you're alone with him. Then kill him and steal his soul.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:37 No.5064023
    >>5064003
    no paitence we should learn what we can and then burn it down if too much happens in one day it will look suspicious. (Gnoll use time jumps if necesary)
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:38 No.5064027
    >>5063974
    To the church! The moment he's alone, deathray! Especially if this results in some blood-on-altar, followed by soul nommin'
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:40 No.5064045
    >>5063974

    Accept, and learn.If you must, do a time skip, or even a training montage.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:42 No.5064065
    >>5064045
    How exactly can you do a training montage for becoming a priest?

    Don't forget to find lantern oil, Gnoll. Say you are scared of the dark and need a lantern to go to sleep. CANDLES WON'T CUT IT MISTER!
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:44 No.5064082
    Logically, I think, we need to seduce the priest using powers.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:44 No.5064087
    How much time do we have approximately? Are we expecting to get vanquished any time soon?
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:45 No.5064093
    >>5064082
    But we don't have shotacon penis :(
    >>5064087
    That would ruin the story!
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)19:46 No.5064105
    >>5063974
    "Pelor? I heard that he was a little bitch"
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:47 No.5064113
    >>5064093
    WE

    ARE

    A

    GIRL

    PENIS NOT REQUIRED
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:48 No.5064117
    >>5064105
    Priest: "Haha, those were just talking about you."
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)19:48 No.5064125
    >>5064113
    Youre.... missing the point he's trying to make...
    He's saying priests like little boys.
    Idiot.
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)19:49 No.5064131
    >>5064117
    *snort* *giggle*
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:49 No.5064132
    >>5064113
    Yes we are a girl. We are trying to seduce a priest. Penis required.

    >>5064125
    You gonna start blob-quest back up?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:51 No.5064142
    >>5064132
    oh shit, I loved blob quest.

    remember the rope? I remember the rope.

    good times.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:51 No.5064147
    Obviously, we need to corrupt the priest. Accept his offer, but slowly question his ideals and his morals. Then, when he's at his weakest, reveal your true nature to him. He will obey.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:52 No.5064156
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    >>5064125
    >>5064131
    >implications that all priests are homosexuals, even if they're not catholic
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)19:52 No.5064157
    >>5064132
    I would like to, but I feel like making it opposite this choose-a-quest-path-thing would be bad, I wouldn't want to take the viewers of this thread away and I wouldn't want to not have any...

    Also, I freaking love God Quest, and wouldn't want to diss Gnoll in any way. I think I'll wait until this session dies down, or gnoll gives me the thumbs up, but I think I'll be plotting/drawing while I wait.

    OT:
    Wouldn't light and holy-stuff hurt our evil soul?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:52 No.5064161
    Seduce priest and become an acolyte, keeping him trapped by his own guilt, too distracted to learn of your true nature. Slowly work to win over the villagers trust. One night some time from now, drug the priest and then suffocate him in his sleep. Before this however, slowly twist Pelor's doctrine whenever in private consultation with any of the locals, working your own doctrine in. Once the priest is out of the way you'll have more free room to work your own teachings in. Finally, complete your subjugation and destruction of the town by locking your followers inside the temple and burning it to the ground. All those tainted souls, burned alive inside a temple dedicated to good... that's fucking evil mojo.
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)19:53 No.5064163
    >>5064156
    I never implied that, I was explaining what HE was implying.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:53 No.5064170
    >>5064147
    Yes that is exactly what I was going for and when that moment arrives we should offer him wealth, power, women, and immortality.
    >> Gentleman 07/01/09(Wed)19:54 No.5064175
    Get into the church, attempt to steal holy artifact.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:54 No.5064176
    >>5064157
    well, I imagining CONSUMING light stuff gives us an extra kick of power, as it's removing some power from the forces of good and directly converting it into energy for evil acts.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:54 No.5064178
    >>5064157
    Darn. Was hoping to get mah BLOB ON!
    >> Blobulous !!XyGEEZRM1QC 07/01/09(Wed)19:54 No.5064182
    >>5064176
    >>5064175
    Oooh ooh this!
    >> furfag !fURFaGCuMs 07/01/09(Wed)19:56 No.5064199
    >>5064093
    why not use the superior tripcode?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)19:57 No.5064205
    Why don't we brainwash/convert the priest into follow us, and subsequently the whole town? Or is that an option?

    Then you can decide whether or not you want a cult or just have a little kool-aid party and dine on the aftermath.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)19:57 No.5064206
    >>5064161

    I would do this one... but it would take several threads...
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)19:58 No.5064213
    >>5064199
    Don't know it, but yiffing is so much more in style.

    >>5064205
    Our only option is waiting for Gnoll to finish drawing.
    >> DOOMRIDER !NANNANNANA 07/01/09(Wed)20:03 No.5064252
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    >>5064213
    !fURFaGCuMs : #[\%i`/TG
    !FURRY.3ap. : #S=47)?qY
    !Y/PeDo/F4g : #`3bYHtD5

    I prefer my tripcode anyway.
    ON TOPIC:
    keep up the good work gnoll... GIHIHIHIHI.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:07 No.5064283
    Wait until night and attempt to sneak into several households. Kill the parents while they sleep, under similar circumstances to the girls. The villagers will not likely suspect a little girl to be the horrific monster slaying people in their beds. Have the priest and the doogooders of the comunity build an orphanage. Lead the children astray and convince them that Pelor has failed to protect them and their parents, have them turn on the church and their carers, similarly slaying them in their sleep. Take your followers and build a temple dedicated to *insert god name here*, in actually, you.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)20:08 No.5064299
    >>5064252
    Neat. I'll use those when I become a pest on /g/ and need to disappear.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:08 No.5064301
    >>5064283
    niiiiice.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/01/09(Wed)20:11 No.5064323
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    The priest gives you a place to rest and during the night, you hatch a diabolical scheme...
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:13 No.5064330
    Awesome thread is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:14 No.5064341
    Learn Pelor's Teachings
    <Advice Ur-Priest>
    Put Holy Powers to Unholy Ends
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:14 No.5064342
    >>5064323
    Get under the covers so we don't catch a chill.
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)20:14 No.5064345
    >>5064323
    We sure are looking flat today.

    Operation:Choking Fire-Death can now begin.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:18 No.5064362
    Finally!

    Sneak out the window and eat someone!

    Do we get soul-points from eating any animals, or only humans?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:18 No.5064369
    Thread's hit autosage, make a new one?
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:20 No.5064378
    >>5064369
    I say he should
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:20 No.5064379
    >>5064161
    >>5064283
    This thread has got my evil going.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:28 No.5064434
    >>5064362
    Do animals have souls? ¯\(º_o)/¯
    >> fur !vxHMYIFFME 07/01/09(Wed)20:29 No.5064435
    >>5064434
    No.
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:37 No.5064489
    We better be getting a super gory .gif for this wait...
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)20:42 No.5064518
    >>5064449
    Part 2b is heeeereeeee
    >> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)21:23 No.5064818
    >>5064283

    And then RAEP TIEM!

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay



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