Oh God... pun intended.
Not this again.

Kill everyone and take their stuff.

Gnoll, this is the best quest you've ever made. Now if only your art would improve, it'd be perfect.

Find mother and father of little girl you killed. Kill them and take over home.

>>5062330
Clearly killing people and eating their souls will only get you so far.

Amass enough power to be a significant enough threat one-on-one then go about subjugating the town. Build up a power base.

We need a weapon. Or an animal companion. A fearsome one.

>>5062353
>>5062344
These, but do it discreetly. Either wait until night, or find people alone on their own. Use your girlish charms to lull them into a false sense of security.

Kill everyone and take their stuff. Make a zombie army and kill more people. Take their stuff as well. Make more Zombie. Repeat.

Run into inn.
Demand pint of ale.
Drink.
Smash mug over innkeepers head.
Loot.
Steal any weapons he had lying around his bar,
proceed to build a temple out the bones of the slaughtered inngoers. Demand that the villagers worship you. Regain godhood.

Conceal alignment, in case of roaming paladins with detect evil constantly on.
Find a sharp object and stash it on your person, just in case.
Observe town some more.

>>5062353
>>5062344
>>5062381
It occurs to you that you have no idea who the parents are or what they look like. Killing everyone is a good idea, but going about it might be a problem.

After making bone temple, ascend and cast Wrath of God.
Everyone dies.

>>5062416
Whose parents?

>>5062416
Run up to a stranger crying blathering about how you don't know where you are and just try to get some general information.

Everse.

Use God-power to grow a penis.

Proceed with raepan all the lolis in town.

Use loli mindslave army to subjugate everyone.

Profit.

>>5062435
the parents of the little girl we killed, drained her soul, stole her clothing, and incenerated the evidense...dear god we have issues.

Pretend to be the reincarnation of some good aligned deity. Let them worship you. Gain power. CRUSH THEM AND EAT THEIR SOUL!!! HARHARHAR!!!!

>>5062390
I'm sorry, no. You don't GET to sage an adventure game thread with an image from a Lucas Arts game.

Get out. You've failed everything. I don't care for this quest either, but you've disgraced one of the best things in this pitiful world by using it in such a manner.

>>5062416
Ask what is deadliest animal in region.

Can our beam light somebody's cloths on fire, thereby indirectly lighting them on fire?

>>5062425

sauce on the artist plox?

Open a brothel, get fucked, enslave all the men with your magical vagina juice!

>>5062442
>>5062450
>>5062464
>>5062479
My quest protagonists aren't stereotyped enough to railroad through anything ;_; How do I choose?

>>5062482
They burned the corpse of the little girl, so I suppose that could happen.

>>5062502
how all D&D nerds solve there problems
roll dice

>>5062502
Determine if it is possible, then decide which of the remaining options will progress the story the most.

>>5062450
Also how is this a vaible plan there is no ????
also we are a god we prefer virgin sacrifices if we rape them then they are no longer virgins.

>>5062502

Go with whichever one will ultimately result in the most sex.

>>5062539
Fuck that, this isn't HURR quest or DURR quest.

I second acting lost so you can find out general town information.

>>5062513
Whatever sounds like the most fun.

I think this quest was doomed to failure since you posted it on 4chan and went along with "be the little girl."

>>5062538

What are you, stupid? By raping them you are TAKING their virginity and thus completing the ritual of sacrifice!

That's how you do it, man. Not with bloody killings on an altar at sunrise, but with your horrible god-wang for hours and hours at a time until they pass out in a pool of bodily fluids.

>>5062513
>>5062502
Do what I say. Duh. Ask what the most dangerous thing around is. Conquer that, conquer all.

>>5062464
You approach a locale and regale him with the tale of your return as an ancient and benevolent god, returned from the aether to usher in an era of love and peace.
He seems less than impressed.

>>5062553

This.

Buy lamp oil.
Burn the town to the ground, tell the survivors you are the fire god and you are angry. Make a temple out of ashes, cinders and burnt timbers. Make them worship you as a Fire God of Death.

Rape

Sneak into a house to steal posessions

>>5062592

zap something by way of proof.

Ask him for a map of town. Failing that, draw us a map of town, Gnoll.

>>5062592
Give him a prove of your power. Find some evildoer and blast him. Extrapoints when you can frame the paladin.

>>5062592

Okay, okay. That doesn't seem to be working. Change of plan.

Ask him where to find the nearest collection of lolis. If he asks why, just tell him it's for SCIENCE.

>>5062592
If he walks back to his house, light it on fire.

>>5062592
"Just Kidding"
in adorable manner

>>5062592
>>5062464

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to find a young naive adventurer, tell HIM your bullshit story, and make him do all sorts of errands for you to regain your godhood. When you've finally ascended, pull a reveal on him, and laugh at him for being a sucker. Unless he's become a complete and utter badass by that point, in which case, don't do the reveal, instead offer hot dickings, and kill him while his mind's still fuzzy with sex (assuming your's isn't fuzzy afterwards as well).

>>5062637
"Whatever, brat. Get out of my way, I've got things to do."

>>5062653
But where is the fun in that? Why should he do all the funny looting and killing stuff?

>>5062678
begin to cry
attempt to attract a croud.

>>5062678
Start crying an tell everyone he tried to rape you. Get him lynched AND EAT HIS SOUL!!!!

>>5062691
>>5062690
Godhood. Gentleman, you must remained focus. We need souls. Souls to power our ascension into the rightful place. Attracting crowds attracts heroes, and unless we have a plan to begin with, Heroes can kill us.

>>5062678

CRY SOME MOAR!

Attract a crowd!

>>5062678


Wait a second... This guy is clearly evil. We must search around, if everyone in town is as evil as him... well...

>>5062691
Commencing BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWing

>>5062727
Not unless they don't know your a demon. By now your just a little girl who gets pushed around by some villager. Heroes always help little girls. Unless the have seen "the ring", that is.

>>5062727

That's what I'm saying, man! If we quietly and descreetly create an army of loli rape mindslaves to help us in our soul-sucking endeavor, we'd have the etire town under our thrall before the first hero appeared.

>>5062747
Good, now try to attract the local cleric. Hide your alignment and try to become his apprentice. Try to corrupt him.

>>5062747

I'm calling it, if no one responds. This town is clearly evil. If the town is evil, we should investigate the local church. It could be to an evil diety...

Fellows, I believe this town used to be ours.

>>5062763

Start by telling the cleric about the mean villager who pushed you in the dirt. Use your cuteness to paint him as a totally scumbag and get the other villagers to treat him like a leaper.

Punish him for ignoring you.

>>5062782
You don't have to be evil to be a jerk. Did anybody respond?

>>5062791
Tell the cleric that the man is an agent of a dark god, harvesting souls for it's resurrection. Get him burned as a witch/heretic/demon worshiper and eat his soul

>>5062747

a spider hears the call and come over to the girl

>>5062747

TAKE NO SHIT
advicerudy.jpg
PUNCH THAT FUCKER OUT

>>5062824
Use the spider as an epic mount!

Pick up some rocks and throw them at him if nobody comes and nobody is around.

>>5062866
Loli elder god riding a giant dire spider?

FUCK YES

Some villagers wander toward the commotion and you make it abundantly clear that the man attacked you, a harmless little girl.

>>5062885
Scream "RAAAAAPE"

>>5062885

oh this is good. this is what we took the body of a little girl for. we will take the form of the innocent and use that innocence as our strength.

I wonder if we could disintegrate a hole in the ground large enough to make them all fall in. Then we could throw hay in there and light it on fire.

>>5062885

Explain that we were simply minding our own buisness, maybe playing a harmless joke and he went and attacked us! cry a lot and see if we can find a particularilly gullible individual to manipulate.

>>5062885

Tell them he said he wanted to do bad things to you, and sacrifice you to the Dark Gods. Grab hold of nearest woman and look terrified.

>>5062885
tell them that he pushed you down for making a joke and that he is a stupid head.

>>5062885
Cry, hope to be delivered to our parents.
Be tearful until we get home, at which point we should try to mindcontrol them and have them do our bidding.

>>5062885

Good, good. This is good.

Now, scan the crowd for little girls. Remember them, watch where they go.

We'll need them later. For raping.

>>5062939
What, do we get our energy from murdering young females?

Wait...is this Xiombarg the RPG?

>>5062936
We need more souls before we can do complicated things like mind control.

>>5062885
Tell them he touched you in a bad place.

>>5062941

Oh, god, what? Murder? A LITTLE GIRL?!

What kind of monster are you? Lolis are our greatest treasure! We rape them senseless and turn them into our devoted mindslaves, not murder them.

God, that's just... it's just sick, man. Sick.

>>5062970
Gnoll is serious this time, so stop it.

>>5062970
yes we can save the mindless loli slaves for when we are super powerful for now lets focuse on the task at hand MAKING THAT ASSHOLE PAY FOR PUSHING US DOWN.

>>5062885
Accuse him of being a rapist. Try to get the attention of the Paladin and learn his plans

>>5062929
You explain the man's intentions for you and some men restrain him, apparently he wasn't incredibly well liked in the community.

Can we interrogate the soul we ate, or is that not how it works?

>>5063020
hug the nearest person in while crying and as the man is dragged off give him an evil look and smile. (make sure he's the only one who see's)

>>5063020
Goooood. Now try to get him tortured and feed on his pain.No obvious feeding though. This will make you stronger.

>>5063020
oh god, I don't think this quest is right for me.

Something about locking a man up for the rest of his life on NO CHARGE WHATSOEVER is just so much more... horrible than killing someone. ugh. I'm gonna go look at some flowers or something.

Go to the church and ask about their god.

>>5063035

This. Then explain that you are lost and need a base of operation, i mean, place to stay.

>>5063051
We'll do something with the jail eventually.

>>5063054
Seconding this.

Timeskip several hours so the commotion can die down.

>>5063051
you have never played an evil rpg character have you. (and if you did you where playing them the wrong way)

>>5063051
Because holding him back means locking him up forever.

>>5063020

Xom is amused!

Wait, I'm not Xom! Anyway, do these:

>>5063035
>>5063054

>>5063020
Inspect the guy with the evil lookin' face in all the images.

Why's he got that sharktooth grin?

>>5063069
I hardly EVER play evil characters, in fact. and when I do, I generally get non-intelligent minions, or kill people and raise them as non-intelligent minions.

Just can't stand a lifetime of horror.

>>5063020
Maybe we could use him later after we take care of all these simple minded folk we should offer him a job position.

>>5063071
well, it's medieval times, right?

you get locked up and then not let out ever in those times.

>>5063084
>Just can't stand a lifetime of horror.

We still haven't found out what happens to souls we eat.

>>5063091
You mean no Habeas Corpus?

>>5063099
oh shit, I forgot about the soul eating.

This entire thread is just too horrible for me. I'm going to go start PALADINQUEST doodles for a while until I can draw. and then PALADINQUEST.

>>5063091
because "restrain" means exactly the same thing as "imprison"

>>5063099
wtf do you think happens? The get digested.

>>5063077
I think that's a beard.

>>5063112
Well, usually you don't restrain someone for a bit after they push a little girl over and then walk away for no reason...

I think he has the idea that they're gonna put him in the local jail cell because he assaulted a little girl. The restraining is just so he doesn't get away.

>>5063035

>>5063124
That's the orkiest beard I've ever seen...

I thought artists usually drew beards and shit as complete shapes, not squiggles.

>>5063131

>>5063131
ask the lady if the bad man is going to jail.

>>5063131

Now. To get the information we require.

>>5063131

Extend your soul-sucking tendrils of evil into the woman's womb and impregnate her with your hellspawn.

>>5063117
I thought souls couldn't be destroyed? Wouldn't you run out of souls?

So I figured maybe we had one we could question now, sapping its energies and such.

We need a dagger/knife/sharp rock.

>>5063131

Ask the nice lady about religion.

>>5063192
Could always raid a farm or something nearby.

>>5063164
That's... actually a fairly good idea. As long as she doesnt notice right away that is.

>>5063201
On top of that, we could grab some farm animals or something, get some bread, or do ebil things to cattle while we're there.

... We could scare the town shitless over the next few days by making scary things happen around town. Cattle mysteriously gutted open, bones of chickens left on the ground, dogs mauled by a mysterious predator, buildings falling apart, fires erupting out of nowhere.

We could make these people's lives a living hell.

>>5063231
We can't do anything other then minor disintegration.

>>5063195
do this but stealthy
ask her "why would a kind and loving god allow an evil man like that to exist."

Tell her we're lost and need a place to stay.

Whine and bitch about how your life's been sucking lately in an attempt to get more sympathy, as well as some possible lodging.

>>5063254

Fuck that. I saw we follow the bitch home, knock her up with our devil tentacles, and turn her into a factory for demon clones of ourself.
Shit would be so cash. Think of all the evil we could do with ten copies of us running around.

>>5063297
but...
we can't DO that
we aren't equipped!

>>5063297
WE ARE LACKING IN POWER
I agree having a hell spawn would be awesome but lets wait until we have the power to do so.

>>5063254
That will suffice if we're creative enough.

>>5063251
... no comment?

>>5063297

We could cast distintigrate 10 times faster and receive an average of 1/10 the soul power we would by doing it solo. think man. Once we've consolodated our power we'll do this, but until then we have to play things smooth.

>>5063335
We have to acquire the previously mentioned sharp object before we can gut the cattle.

>>5063251

Sounds like a good way of attracting unwanted attention. We need our conquest to be swift and total or subtle and undetectable.

>>5063328

GODDAMMIT fine.

Go out into the forest and zap squirrels with our death ray until we get enough XP to level, THEN go and impregnate that bitch with our devilspawn.

>>5063282
"Because there are bad gods too and we must be ever vigilant against their corruption."

Oh goody... A local priest... touching you...

>>5063335
too conspicuous, I think. start with a few QUIET killings and reapings, and then turn up the havok. then, once the town is rattled, continue the killings for a while, and try to get at least one minion. Use that minion to start infighting amongst the villagers, one group VS another. The minion takes the leadership of one group, we assist them to destroy the others, and bam. new cult for us, and a mostly intact village.

I say ask the lady about the town.

Wait until man is alone, then kill him. Claim self defense, get soul.

>>5063376
Grab his crotch and smile. :3

>>5063376
HE is the one!

Attempt to gain entry into his home, drive him mad from the inside out- or simply murder and consume his powerfully holy soul.

>>5063376
>priest
>touching you
I've got a plan for our next manipulative act.

Timeskip until the hubbub quiets down.

>>5063376
Recoil, pretend a man's touch now disgusts you but apologies to the priest for this.

>>5063376

Ask the priest about evil gods. how do they come to power? what do the good gods do about them? are there not people protecting us from them? What obstacles would someone trying to become a dark god face? how do dark gods gain in power? are there any dark cults in these parts? should we be concerned.

WE ARE CURIOUS CHILD! WE DEMAND ANSWERS!

>>5063376
Priest of Lythander?

WE MUST CONVERT THE NON BELIEVER! He probably worshiped us in secret anyway. Use your wiley loli ways to convert him.

>>5063376

"Are you a priest? Um... I'm lost. Do you know where my home is?"

>>5063366
Gotta start somewhere.

And it's not really that bad, if you don't gut every single one of them.

If the heat gets too bad, we disappear again. The name of the game is not to get caught, nor to have anyone notice until the morning after the deed was committed.

>>5063426
ALL OF THIS
and ask him to show you more about the "good gods"

>>5063131
Awesome, I lol'd. Continue your helpless charade and get information from the villagers.

People, we need to think Lawful Evil/Neutral Evil right now. Chaotic Evil will most likely fuck us over right now. We need to be subtle, as well as patient, about this.

>>5063376

Bare with it, and smile. One day, it shall be you who shall be doing the touching...and whether he'll like it or not is to be seen

Go find some animals and a sharp object. Use the sharp object on the animals to create a blood pentagram for summoning a minor demon servant.

>>5063459

Second.

>>5063438
Play nice. We can dick him over shortly.

>>5063470
A well orchestrated terror campaign could do wonders for your ebil points.

Plus, you can manipulate the townfolk after the terror takes root.. "O NOES, I'b BEEN ATTACKED," Or "Can I stay here tonight? My parents are Dead :(," "I know of somebody who could help..."

Gnoll... Gnollll...

Goddamnit, do this like right when you wake up or something.

>>5063473
Too blatant. We need to manipulate, people, work our way up. Blood and sacrifices once we got some stability, or when it will take us from badplace to stable (like getting loli clothes).

>We need to be subtle, as well as patient, about this.

This quest isn't likely to last the necessary hundreds of panels to do subtle and patient manipulation.

Not without timeskips.

>>5063473
>summoning a minor demon servant

Problem, what if the demon is more powerful than we are right now?

>>5063547
Rape occurs.

>>5063547
Minor as in weak motherfucker. Like an imp. We just need something fast or that can fly.

>>5063523
That doesn't mean we should start carving up cattle and drawing pentagrams. I mean we should essentially fuck this town over from the bottom up, like we have done so far - kill one at a time, stealthily, divide and conquer to get a taste for killing again. This village has enough bodies and blasphemous potential to get us up to a more bloodlust-rampage level.

>>5063555

No no, the minor demon would obviously see the hateful core of fathomless evil within Loligod's heart and would sneak into town under the cover of night and kidnap a little girl -which Loligod and her dark minion would joyously take turns raping mercilessly in an old abandoned grain silo.

>>5063570
I can easily picture an imp stabing us in the chest with it's tail or something.

Are we really going to enact some long term circuitous plan to slowly destabilize a fucking tiny village?

Just sneak out and kill one per night until they're all gone or we feel like leaving.

>>5063584
That's... kind of specific...

This rape stuff is dumb.

Just eat people when no one's looking.

And can we try to remember to eat their memories this time?

>>5063607
Find more children to strangle. That as fun

>>5063634
The priest is in a position of athority if we corrupt him the town will fall in line.

>>5063601
That's more like it. It's subtle in that it's not exactly "RAPE THE WHOLE VILLAGE IN PUBLIC" but it's got some pace to it.

>>5063607
Let's start by talking to the priest, following him, and then Zappan him in private. Also eat him.

>>5063607

Let's get this moving, Gnoll. Before the creepy people creep the thread to death.

Timeskip. Take a cue from Prototype. Eat someone. Steal their memories so we know more about what's going on and get more power.

Tell the priest your parents was killed by evil men in the woods, to get admited as an orphan into their tempel. From there, desecrate the home of the good gods and kill their priest to gain more power.

>>5063607

Lets get the priest alone, then kill him and devour his soul. Holy man soul is sure to be extra tasty. And hey, if he resists, we can claim we just thought he was trying to rape us like the other guy.

>>5063662
why kill him when minipulation is so much monre fun.

>>5063607
gnoll, the longer you give us to decide something, the more off topic we get. just take a few of the first good answers, merge 'em together, and go to maintain a proper snappy pace.

Just wondering, but what distinguishes our godhood from any CE MM entry that's able to mimic human form? That is, how could we "corrupt" anyone when we don't have any corruptive teachings to give them?

>>5063674
Because killing him is instant satisfaction.

>>5063677

The man's right, Gnoll. You can't let this drag on too long or it gets WAY off kilter.

Now, make with the raping of the little girls, chop chop!

>>5063687
well why not minipulate him to give us people to kill?

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>>5063702
That's like 50 more drawings than we need. When the funeral happens we could just burn down the church and absorb the dead souls of those who died.

by the way, imagespammers, you aren't ever helping things. Assuming you just want the quest to be over with to allow more room for your 40k threads, editionwars, painthinning, and whatnot, it's better to just use a single sge with no text and then buzz off.

If you imagespam, we'll just continue on more threads anyway.

>>5063702

I think we can agree to at least start manipulate him to get us into the temple to begin with.

>>5063717
>burn down church at funeral

oh shit

we need someone to die, but otherwise this is a great plan.

GO MAKE A CORPSE

>>5063728
Step 1: Access into the church.
Step 2: Kill priest.
Step 3: Blame death on someone else.
Step 4: As the funeral begins, set church on fire with stolen lantern oil.
Step 5: DO YOU FEAR THE REAPER

>>5063746
>step 2.5: sneak into jail and release man who pushed you

>step 3: blame murder on HIM

FIX'D

also, fuck yes, awesome plan.

Gnoooooll, feed our magnificance!

>>5063746
This. Most definitely this.

>>5063771
I agree we should do this; the amount of awesome evil in this plan is goddamn palpable.

>>5063787
really, you like it?

It's the first time I actually TRIED scheming, and I figured a small change to an already established plan would be a good start.

>>5063746
>>5063771
DO EEET

>>5063803
Plus, given our information, the man who mocked us seemed to be unliked, so he'll be put to death.. MOAR DELICIOUS SOUL

>>5063803
Yes, the plan feels much more complete now.

>>5063746
>step 4B, the alternate: poison the catering at the funeral

I hope gnoll didn't go unconscious and/or get his soul sucked out by a dark god or something.

that would suck.

Though I really love this quest- I wonder if someone with shitty, shitty art could take up its mantle...

>>5063839
The funeral is now proceeding. Free Kool Aid is also available.

Originally I chose flames because of the Dark God sending those sacrificed to hell.

Problem with framing: Out only real weapon is a zappan beam. I imagine that's kind of distinctive. Nobody knows we have it, but nobody else has one either, so a clear frame is impossible.

>>5063857
oh shit, how do we murder the priest anyway?

strangulation I would say, but that may not work as we are the little girl. Drop something heavy on his head? a large rock rolled from above?

>>5063857
We didn't zap the little girl to death, we strangled her. Priests are no different than little girls. They both like little boys after all.

-rimshot-

...Is that a symbol of Pelor?
Oh dear.

>>5063850
I don't think the art is a problem. I think that Gnoll just waits too long to decide what he wants to happen.

We need to think locally for the time being. We're still stuck in the body of a little girl. We need somewhere to rest.

We need to suck up to the priest to get somewhere to stay.

>>5063886
That or he's waiting for somebody to hit the right keyword.

GOORRAM PIXELBITCHING!

Dammit Gnoll! Post or give us an update or some shit!

Side note: Ask the priest to sleep in the church as shelter, choke him, release the prisoner, and cause an alarm that "The prisoner escaped and strangled the priest!!" Girly screams of terror are needed.

>>5063955
Don't start shit yet! We're a fucking little girl - if we get found out, we're dead!

Gotta find some way to increase our power and current knowledge of the situation.

Aww... I had a variant of that planned out, but you went and got specific on me.

Alright. You ask the priest if there is anyway for you to stop the bad people in the world, like the ones that killed your whole family and left you with no one to take care of you.
The priest takes you in and says that if you want, you can become a disciple of Pelor and spread light and love all over the world...

>>5063974
the plan can always change as we progress.

>>5063974
say you would like to learn
then while the priest is turned away rub your hands together evily and smile.

>>5063974
Agree, and go to the church. Wait for night to fall and enact operation: Burning Church.

>>5063974
"Of course mister, I don't want bad people in this world"

Inside, I chuckle maniacally.

Accept.

In the night, sneak out, kill someone and eat their soul.

This time try to steal their memories so you get more background info. Or keep their soul around as a quirky sidekick.

>>5063974
Do I sense a timeskip coming on?

Tell the priest that you're interested in becoming a disciple. Follow until you're alone with him. Then kill him and steal his soul.

>>5064003
no paitence we should learn what we can and then burn it down if too much happens in one day it will look suspicious. (Gnoll use time jumps if necesary)

>>5063974
To the church! The moment he's alone, deathray! Especially if this results in some blood-on-altar, followed by soul nommin'

>>5063974

Accept, and learn.If you must, do a time skip, or even a training montage.

>>5064045
How exactly can you do a training montage for becoming a priest?

Don't forget to find lantern oil, Gnoll. Say you are scared of the dark and need a lantern to go to sleep. CANDLES WON'T CUT IT MISTER!

Logically, I think, we need to seduce the priest using powers.

How much time do we have approximately? Are we expecting to get vanquished any time soon?

>>5064082
But we don't have shotacon penis :(
>>5064087
That would ruin the story!

>>5063974
"Pelor? I heard that he was a little bitch"

>>5064093
WE

ARE

A

GIRL

PENIS NOT REQUIRED

>>5064105
Priest: "Haha, those were just talking about you."

>>5064113
Youre.... missing the point he's trying to make...
He's saying priests like little boys.
Idiot.

>>5064117
*snort* *giggle*

>>5064113
Yes we are a girl. We are trying to seduce a priest. Penis required.

>>5064125
You gonna start blob-quest back up?

>>5064132
oh shit, I loved blob quest.

remember the rope? I remember the rope.

good times.

Obviously, we need to corrupt the priest. Accept his offer, but slowly question his ideals and his morals. Then, when he's at his weakest, reveal your true nature to him. He will obey.

>>5064125
>>5064131
>implications that all priests are homosexuals, even if they're not catholic

>>5064132
I would like to, but I feel like making it opposite this choose-a-quest-path-thing would be bad, I wouldn't want to take the viewers of this thread away and I wouldn't want to not have any...

Also, I freaking love God Quest, and wouldn't want to diss Gnoll in any way. I think I'll wait until this session dies down, or gnoll gives me the thumbs up, but I think I'll be plotting/drawing while I wait.

OT:
Wouldn't light and holy-stuff hurt our evil soul?

Seduce priest and become an acolyte, keeping him trapped by his own guilt, too distracted to learn of your true nature. Slowly work to win over the villagers trust. One night some time from now, drug the priest and then suffocate him in his sleep. Before this however, slowly twist Pelor's doctrine whenever in private consultation with any of the locals, working your own doctrine in. Once the priest is out of the way you'll have more free room to work your own teachings in. Finally, complete your subjugation and destruction of the town by locking your followers inside the temple and burning it to the ground. All those tainted souls, burned alive inside a temple dedicated to good... that's fucking evil mojo.

>>5064156
I never implied that, I was explaining what HE was implying.

>>5064147
Yes that is exactly what I was going for and when that moment arrives we should offer him wealth, power, women, and immortality.

Get into the church, attempt to steal holy artifact.

>>5064157
well, I imagining CONSUMING light stuff gives us an extra kick of power, as it's removing some power from the forces of good and directly converting it into energy for evil acts.

>>5064157
Darn. Was hoping to get mah BLOB ON!

>>5064176
>>5064175
Oooh ooh this!

>>5064093
why not use the superior tripcode?

Why don't we brainwash/convert the priest into follow us, and subsequently the whole town? Or is that an option?

Then you can decide whether or not you want a cult or just have a little kool-aid party and dine on the aftermath.

>>5064161

I would do this one... but it would take several threads...

>>5064199
Don't know it, but yiffing is so much more in style.

>>5064205
Our only option is waiting for Gnoll to finish drawing.

>>5064213
!fURFaGCuMs : #[\%i`/TG
!FURRY.3ap. : #S=47)?qY
!Y/PeDo/F4g : #`3bYHtD5

I prefer my tripcode anyway.
ON TOPIC:
keep up the good work gnoll... GIHIHIHIHI.

Wait until night and attempt to sneak into several households. Kill the parents while they sleep, under similar circumstances to the girls. The villagers will not likely suspect a little girl to be the horrific monster slaying people in their beds. Have the priest and the doogooders of the comunity build an orphanage. Lead the children astray and convince them that Pelor has failed to protect them and their parents, have them turn on the church and their carers, similarly slaying them in their sleep. Take your followers and build a temple dedicated to *insert god name here*, in actually, you.

>>5064252
Neat. I'll use those when I become a pest on /g/ and need to disappear.

>>5064283
niiiiice.

The priest gives you a place to rest and during the night, you hatch a diabolical scheme...

Awesome thread is awesome.

Learn Pelor's Teachings
<Advice Ur-Priest>
Put Holy Powers to Unholy Ends

>>5064323
Get under the covers so we don't catch a chill.

>>5064323
We sure are looking flat today.

Operation:Choking Fire-Death can now begin.

Finally!

Sneak out the window and eat someone!

Do we get soul-points from eating any animals, or only humans?

Thread's hit autosage, make a new one?

>>5064369
I say he should

>>5064161
>>5064283
This thread has got my evil going.

>>5064362
Do animals have souls? ¯\(º_o)/¯

>>5064434
No.

We better be getting a super gory .gif for this wait...

>>5064449
Part 2b is heeeereeeee

>>5064283

And then RAEP TIEM!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay