Poke around in town. Practice people skills. Find out where we are, and regional information.

>>5064449
Oh yeah, time to get our evil on. Dawnlight murder, or has the night already been fruitful in its bloody ways?

>>5064449
1. Get out of bed.
2. Find children to play with. Play 'hide and seek', with you seeking.
3. Kill one, steal soul, hide body.
4. awesome.jpg

Is there an archive of the previous threads?

1. Find hammer.
2. Locate children.
3. ?????
4. Godhood!

>>5064449
Never be the same? Oh dear....

To repeat:

Step 1: Access into the church.
Step 2: Kill priest.
Step 2.5: Sneak into jail and release man who pushed you
Step 3: Blame death on him.
Step 4: As the funeral begins, set church on fire with stolen lantern oil.
Step 5: Nom all souls

>>5064525

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>>5064532
Something tells me that steps 1 and 2 have been executed...

huahuahuahuah

Get into the temples inner sanctum while they hold morning rites. Steal holy artifact.

>>5064539
Something has certainly been executed.

>>5064589
Hell yes. Quickly get the blame on that jackass.

Summon a dretch, there is now way it's stronger than you.

>>5064589
Did we get any new powers? Can we use the blood to summon a demon minion?

>>5064589
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING????

>>5064603
I vote a balor, easily controlled and all.

>>5064589
UNAMUSED SUN ICON IS UNAMUSED.

>>5064589
1. Bath in blood
2. Spray prisoner with blood
3. Make cut wounds on self
4. Blame prisoner

>>5064612
Hells no, summon Asmodeus, he's always good fun.

>>5064630
I think we are this world's equivalent of Asmodeus.

>>5064589
"HELP! THE PRIEST HAS BEEN MURDERED!!!!" I cry, catching the attention of several people walking toward the church for an early prayer.

Summon something, an imp will suffice for now. Blame murder on prisoner.

>>5064654
How are we going to kill several people at once?

>>5064623

>>5064607
You "find" an ornate sword, covered in blood. It must be this. Someone used it to hack up the priest, disembowel him and gouge his eyes out... Evil.

>>5064675
MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!

>>5064675
We won't do that! That's mean... We need to hold a funeral pyre. One for the entire church congregation.

>>5064679
1. Cut off arm
2. Give sword to prisoner
3. Blame prisoner

>>5064679
I was worried that holy objects and places might be a problem for us.

Pelor seems pretty Yaranaika; he would probably appreciate you propping up his priest's corpse so that his ass is covering his holy symbol.

>>5064673
Do not summon.
1. We are in a foreign place, a church no less.
2. People will be here soon, we may have tricked them with our innocent little girl form, but she starts to look alot less innocent standing next to a demon that isn't eating her.

>>5064715
We should wait after the burned church plan to summon any demons.

>>5064715
Te demon might also burst into flames instantly because it's a church I guess. Could we still use a pentagram to kill multiple people at once?

Get the sword to the dick who pushed us.. HURRY!

>>5064679
Kneel down, inhale soul.

Guys:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5023502/#5024099

Soul-eating time first, then swordblame.

>>5064729
Why raise suspicion with a pentagram?

Do summon demon (a small like an imp or dretch), have it 'attack' you when someone comes to investigate what you're screaming about.

>>5064679
Zombify
Become scared little girl fighting for selfless needs Make sure townspeople see

We get any powers from his soul?

>>5064775
+5 CHA

>>5064694
Since the plan was to blame the man that pushed you, you simply went and killed him last night and dragged the body here.
He came after you for revenge, the priest stopped him, the man killed the priest with the relic sword, you hide, he set the sword down to look for you and you stabbed him with it. It's all very simple and makes you seem very heroic for avenging the kindly priest from the evil rapist, demon worshiping madman.

>>5064786
But did we eat their souls?

Okay... I just realized my impatience is greater than my not wanting to run my quest at the same time as yours.
Sorry sir, no disrespect meant. Will still play contribute here, and I expect everyone else to do the same.
Wont post link, as that would just be over-the-top asshole-y.

>>5064786
YAY! Now drop the sword near the horrible pushing man, hide in the opposite corner of the church, and sob loudly as people enter for morning prayer...

>>5064786
uhhhhh....

>>5064786
Good show!

Run out of the Church screaming and crying about this.

.... son of a bitch. This is going to require another timeskip already.

Man, mortals are such a pain in the ass. With their flailing about and demanding explanations to deaths.

>>5064786
ring the bell of the church to gather the town act like you are suffering from post tramatic stress disorder.

>>5064813
PTSD does not lead to bell ringing, either leave the church running and sobbing, or hide in corner sobbing (timeskip to morning prayer)

Dammit Gnoll tell us if we had delicious soul breakfast or not! Vital to our plans.

>>5064854

Dammit, man! Of course we ate their souls, why wouldn't we?

Now, once the commotion dies down it's time to put our big plan into action. We'll need to grow a demon cock, impregnate all the women in the town, and when our devilspawn burst forth from their wombs the next morn we'll round up all the lolis in a five mile radius and rarpe them heartily.

Yes, yes. It's a foolproof plan!

>>5064934
No

We should use this to place doubt in the people of this towns minds. Make them doubt the protection of there god Palor. Then suggest they turn to (for lack of a better term for YOU) the elder god for protection.

>>5064966
>>5064836
Crying and "oh Pelor why do you hate me so"?

You run out screaming that the man killed the other man and cry very convincingly. The villagers are in shock.

Who are the gods of this world anyway?

>>5064982

We should now do this >>5064966

>>5064982
Collapse in blood on church step, make big show of things, contemplate power gained from souls consumed

>>5064986
does it matter for all we know we are the only god present in this world.

>>5064982
She looks like she's smiling in that pic. Cry better.

Have we a name to praise? One so god-worthy that it belongs to us.

>>5065006
You assume I actually have things planned more than one post ahead.

>>5064986
Probably D&D stock *or* same as DorfQuest;
see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dungeons_&_Dragons_deities#Core_deities
or
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dorf_Quest#Gods
respectively

>>5065015
Considering the fact that we had a plan that should take at least 5 more pictures, not-allowing for twists, I think you have more than 1 post in mind.

>>5065015
Just do what all dieties are as guys who really don't give a fuck about the world occationally selecting a champion or creating a creature to do "their biding" because they are to lazy to do it themselves.

>>5065018
Vecna seems oddly appropriate.
Iuz also seems likely.

>>5064986
In the last thread we found out the priest works for Pelor so I'm betting it's the basic Greyhawk setting.

>>5065077
Dorf Quest also has a Pelor. It's a commonly used god.

uhhh... Let them in?
>>5064982

>>5065090
It's the stock name for "Sorta-Proto-Judeo-Christian God of Light and Life". In other words, if it has churches, sun symbols, morning prayer and stained-glass windows, it's Pelor. It's a nice, easy translation between reality as we known it and Abrahamic-God-free fantasy

If we're deciding what gods we have, my vote is for the Unified Setting cosmology. That works especially well with us having ceased to be gods, and working on re-ascending.

I think you guys are thinking about this too much.

Gnoll, you do not have the capacity to run good quest threads. Just stop, please.

>>5065251
We need a name dammit.

>>5065254
Suck my 7 foot tall 3 dicked herm-dino fursona's dick.

>>5065254
He fails horribly at some of the basics, but the concept is so good that it's a good quest thread anyway.

>>5064982
Faint for added drama get. Ham it up, you want to appear as innocent as possible here!

>>5065254
>>5065289
Seriously, someone feed gnoll or something, he's got a great thing going here but god damn he is slower than plants

>>5065365
Gnoll, email me and I'll tell you how to increase your output by 200%

>>5065376
If you threaten him with yiffing there will be hell to pay

>>5065376
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>>5065412
I don't yiff random people off the interbutts. I'll get AIDS.

>>5065365
>he is slower than plants
..I'm not sure WHY, but for some reason this phrase is incredibly hilarious.

He's hesitant to post because he knows eventually there's going to have to be some hardore god-on-loli rape action.

>>5065441
Gnoll just has a sleeping problem.

>>5065441
He will probably give us an oppertunity once we get powerful to change our appearance. To something more fitting of an overlord.

>>5065450
More like procrastination.

>>5065462

No, the point is that we have to keep our little girl disguise, or the forces of light will find us and destroy us again!

Gnoll was the unmentioned third victim. FACT

>>5065462

Upgrade? No way, nothing is quite as scary as an evil little girl.

Except maybe an evil little girl raping you with her demon cock.

I vote that Loligod dresses like a fucking viking, it'd be the trifecta of terror.

>>5065376
My God, he'll be like the Star Forge of drawing!

>>5065365
>Seriously, someone feed gnoll or something, he's got a great thing going here but god damn he is slower than Valve

I like gnoll because his quests are genuinely poster-controlled.

Reaver (rudy quest) claims to do it on the spot, but it's obvious he does it ahead of time and goes "Just as planned," when someone/everyone shouts "Punch the shit out of everything!"

This is not to say Rudyquest isn't awesome, but Godquest is more interactive, albeit at a slower pace.

>>5065476
Yeah I know but eventualy we will reach a point where the forces of light can't do jack shit.

>>5065572

Lies. NOTHING is slower than Valve.

Valve make games slower than Roboute Guilliman heals in STASIS*.


*wtf is what that?

>>5065589
However we have planned out an entire plot, so..

It's only on step 3 ffs.

Isn't there anything modern medical science can do to help?

>>5065613
Steroids.

Bump for continuation.

>>5065613
Vivid, terrifying dreams during sleep-wake transitions.

Never realised that wasnt normal for people.

>>5065906
What? GWaaaaaaaAAah! I had that throughout my childhood!

Oh, man. Sorry for the delay.

Okay, back to the story. So like, you're totally burned down the church and ate all the sould and junk. Wait, there's still a little girl left!

Oh, man. What do you do?

>>5065971
not gnoll... infact prolly the same person who drew the male to female-post-op furry in my freakin thread yesterday.
Screw you asshole.

>>5065971
RAPE. RAPE WITH YOUR NEWLY AWOKEN TENTACLE POWERS.

All kidding aside, see if you can't persuade her to become your first minion. Promise her power and candy.

>>5065971
DEVOUR SOUL

REPLACE SOUL WITH SAME SOUL

GET ZOMBIE

>>5065971
What the file name says.

>>5065971
...THAT'S GNOLL'S A SPAH!

>>5065985

Horrid tentacle raep ensues, followed by a brief period of cuddling.

She becomes your first minion, for she has been seduced by your EVIL! (and also your demon penis)

>>5066119
ENPUHF

OMG WE'RE CTHULU!

GNOLL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO STOP AT LEAST LET US KNOW.

I know those last 2 frames weren't by the real Gnoll, but I hope they are canon.

>>5066457
I concur