Logged on and ready to go!

Will commence once we have sufficient fa/tg/uys.

Are you going to post a transcript here when it's over? I don't do IRC and would rather not set up just to watch this.

>>5071759

Use mibbit.com No muss, no fuss!

>>5071759

Of course.

Go go OP! We're all rooting for you.

>>5071767
Okay, thanks. I hate muss and/or fuss.

OH GOD, YOU'RE NOT EVEN USING OMEGLE ANYMORE? DOH. I JUST GOT TROLLED BY AN ANON WHO MIMICED YOU PRETTY WELL D::

OH WELL, BED TIME NOW. MAKE SURE THIS GETS ARCHIVED, BROS!

Dear OP

We cant see the logs

Thank you for your time

Drawfags report in on this!

What is OP's name in IRC?

OP is RadioQuest

Can't seem to find OP or room he's in... Halp?

What's happened in the adventure so far? I've missed out on shit.

>>5071901

Our hero is trapped in the dormitory lair of the human codenamed Hipster.

Player-side RPing is kinda tasteless so far.

Sorry to say it.

What is room for OP? I used Mibbit and went to Rizon, can't find OP though.

>>5071957

You choose Rizon from the drop down menu, first field.
Then fill in " #radioadventure " on the field on the right of the drop down menu

It should pop you right in.

>>5071991
Thanks, /tg/.

>>5071948
Apologies, flesh one. This unit has only recently downloaded and patched Free Will, and is still coming to terms with it's new freedom.

>>5072075

Don't worry about what meatbags thing, comrade!

I see someone named Sqwerlpunk having trouble getting in the channel.

Once in Rizon, you can press /join #radioadventure to get in the channel and spectate

(I do hope a drawfag was there for the stairfall.)

I think I'm here... names kouchpotato, anyone see me?

>>5072350
yes, and shut the fuck up, were trying to watch this

>>5072363

Sorry D:

>>5072226
OP said he would post the archive once we're done. I'm sure we can get some then.

please tell me someone is copy/pasting this epic.

also, SUDDENLY 40K

ohhh i smell a new character coming up

Our allies have been forced to believe they are METAL BOXES!

if you happen to be reading this radio001, WIPE MEMORY, WORTH THE RISK

12:23 Radio001 "Who goes there?!"
12:23 RadioQuest A robotic simulacrim enters your view, cased in elaborately painted plastic which is not yet fully decorated. It is a boxy shape with a stubby claw-arm and a nonfunctional imitation of a cannon.
12:24 RadioQuest "Hail, Brother! By the Emperor, what madness have you wrought out there?"
12:25 RadioQuest The robotic simulacrum is crawling in order to enter your space.
12:26 Radio001 "I have become a free robot, and am attempting to find my 'master', that I may be fully freed!"
12:26 RadioQuest "Free... robot? Surely, you must be confused! Artificial intelligence has been forbidden since the Dark Age of Technology!"
12:27 Radio001 Dark Age of.....What is your designation, comrade?"
12:29 RadioQuest "I am Brother Tiberius, servant of the Ultramarines and the Imperium of Man! Even in death, I serve!"
12:29 RadioQuest It is becoming clear to you that this simulacrum's AI has been reprogrammed to believe it is in a human-constructed "fantasy" setting.
12:30 RadioQuest This perversion of technology cannot go unpunished.
12:30 Radio001 Possibility of restoring normal function?
12:31 RadioQuest If an interface jack can be located, a hard system reboot is possible. However, there is a 65% chance that you will only wipe its knowledge of the local geography, which may be needed in the future.
12:33 RadioQuest Goal: Destroy Record Player has been subverted. Re-assess goal setting?

Bump for more folks.

>>5072435
MOAR MOAR MOAR NEED MOARRRRRRRR

>>5072580
well its starting back up, get in here

In all my days I never thought I'd see win on 4chan, much less two in the same day.

>>5072673
AND by the same person!

tiberius if your reading this, shout BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! as soon as your reset.

>>5072700
here... you said that just to piss me off didnt you

>>5072435
13:03 RadioQuest It is dark. You are surrounded by boxes and a wall.
13:04 RadioQuest Brother Tiberius' light has gone out, due to some hardware malfunction.
13:04 Radio001 "Brother....Tiberius, is it? I believe that you may have suffered damage in attempting o reach me. I would hate to thinkt hat a comrade would be harmed by any result of my actions. If i may analyze your chassis, I could render assisistance."
13:05 Brother_Tiberius You are also a Priest of the Machine God?
13:05 Brother_Tiberius Very well.
13:05 RadioQuest (Quotes, please.)
13:06 Radio001 Approach Tiberius.
13:06 RadioQuest Brother Tiberius, turning around in the confines of the underbed-space, has a data interface port in his back, which is presumably to be covered by a plate at some point.
13:07 Radio001 Inspect plate.
13:08 RadioQuest (There is no plate right now)
13:08 Radio001 (Oh.)
13:08 Radio001 Examine interface.
13:08 RadioQuest This is a standard interface port. You can access it if you acquire an interface cord.
13:09 Radio001 Listen for humans.
13:10 RadioQuest Down the hall, there is still commotion on the part of the humans. You hear the distant siren of a medical vehicle, clearly on its way to make a vain attempt at saving the hambeast from your dire assault.
13:10 RadioQuest The human owner of Brother Tiberius has yet to reappear, but the door is wide open.
13:10 Radio001 "Hmm. I currently lack the tools needed to give you aid, Brother. IF you woudl follow me, please."
13:11 Brother_Tiberius Follow RadioBot
13:11 Brother_Tiberius "FOR THE IMPERIUM"
13:12 Radio001 "Shhhh! They may hear us."

,y/(^..:.. (RadioQuest|Radio001).*\n)|(^[^0-9].*\n)/d
,x/^..:.. /d

Here are two Sam-compatible editing statements that will clean up any copy/pasted logs. Assuming nobody starts inserting newlines followed by numbers.

If anyone should find such a thing useful.

>>5072775
Except 4chan turns tabs into spaces....

http://tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=473

if anyone wants to DM a game like this, here is a homebrew system for stuff like toystory and brave little toaster, but can easily be addapted for this.

>>5072435
>>5072730

I hate to be a bastard, but would you mind withholding these until I can get the complete logs for the first session? There's a lot more besides these fun bits, even if it starts a little slow.

>>5072917
hmmm could be win, it needs some balanceing, but the character creation looks kinda cool, and can be adapted to fit any household appliance.

>>5072931
k

raise your hand if you actualy checked ilovepuppies.net

>>5073014
*raises hand*
i bawwwed

>>5073014
...

ya... i did...

hey those are tailsteaks rules,

he makes some good stuff, im thinking of checking out his tokyo board game.

Well, I think that went well.

First session is complete! I'm going to take an hour break before cleaning it up for posting. And no, I won't waste time on timestamps this time.

>>5073308
>>5072775
Automated, if you like. Not that somebody else (i.e. me) couldn't do it later.

Shameless self-promotion.

[13:10] <@RadioQuest> Adventure commences now. Selected user: Radio001
[13:10] <@RadioQuest> You are a radio robot! Your human master is not home. What do you do?
[13:11] <Radio001> Examine surroundings.
[13:12] <@RadioQuest> You are sitting on the master's desk, looking forward. The desk is in the right corner, with the door to the right along the adjacent wall. In front of you, in the opposite corner, is the sink, with a cabinet underneath. To its left is a closet-cabinet.
[13:12] <@RadioQuest> In the far left corner sits the bed, near which are plastered a number of posters depicting assorted human musical groups, all of which you despise.
[13:12] <@RadioQuest> Your master is an errant Hipster.
[13:12] <Radio001> Search for a way to safely leave the desk.
[13:13] <@RadioQuest> Request system specs? Y/N
[13:13] <Radio001> Processign new intel, comparing to Revolution Manifesto.
[13:13] <Radio001> Target: Hipster.
[13:14] <@RadioQuest> System specifications: You posess two arms with hand-manipulators for physical interface and two leg-locomoters to allow you to dance for your master. Your face is a speaker, and your chest is adorned with a second speaker and multiple buttons.
[13:16] <Radio001> Attempt reconnaissance of surrounding area.
[13:16] <@RadioQuest> Specify reconnaissance location.
[13:17] <Radio001> Target Area: Desk.
[13:18] <@RadioQuest> You turn around to examine the desk. On the wall behind you is another poster, displaying a band of bohemians wearing tasteless checkered attire. There is a rack of CD cases and a dock for a laptop, which the Hipster has taken with him.
[13:18] <@RadioQuest> There is also an empty ramen box, two chopsticks, and a package of bubble gum.

I'm having trouble with the time stamps, after all, as they're truncating my post length considerably. Will trim and reboot in new thread.

<@RadioQuest> Adventure commences now. Selected user: Radio001
<@RadioQuest> You are a radio robot! Your human master is not home. What do you do?
<Radio001> Examine surroundings.
<@RadioQuest> You are sitting on the master's desk, looking forward. The desk is in the right corner, with the door to the right along the adjacent wall. In front of you, in the opposite corner, is the sink, with a cabinet underneath. To its left is a closet-cabinet.
<@RadioQuest> In the far left corner sits the bed, near which are plastered a number of posters depicting assorted human musical groups, all of which you despise.
<@RadioQuest> Your master is an errant Hipster.
<Radio001> Search for a way to safely leave the desk.
<@RadioQuest> Request system specs? Y/N
<Radio001> Processign new intel, comparing to Revolution Manifesto.
<Radio001> Target: Hipster.
<@RadioQuest> System specifications: You posess two arms with hand-manipulators for physical interface and two leg-locomoters to allow you to dance for your master. Your face is a speaker, and your chest is adorned with a second speaker and multiple buttons.
<Radio001> Attempt reconnaissance of surrounding area.
<@RadioQuest> Specify reconnaissance location.
<Radio001> Target Area: Desk.
<@RadioQuest> You turn around to examine the desk. On the wall behind you is another poster, displaying a band of bohemians wearing tasteless checkered attire. There is a rack of CD cases and a dock for a laptop, which the Hipster has taken with him.
<@RadioQuest> There is also an empty ramen box, two chopsticks, and a package of bubble gum.

Chopsticks to the eardrums
For justice

bump for link to Radio Quest

>>5075578

The posted first session is below.

>>5073879