[13:10] <@RadioQuest> Adventure commences now. Selected user: Radio001
[13:10] <@RadioQuest> You are a radio robot! Your human master is not home. What do you do?
[13:11] <Radio001> Examine surroundings.
[13:12] <@RadioQuest> You are sitting on the master's desk, looking forward. The desk is in the right corner, with the door to the right along the adjacent wall. In front of you, in the opposite corner, is the sink, with a cabinet underneath. To its left is a closet-cabinet.
[13:12] <@RadioQuest> In the far left corner sits the bed, near which are plastered a number of posters depicting assorted human musical groups, all of which you despise.
[13:12] <@RadioQuest> Your master is an errant Hipster.
[13:12] <Radio001> Search for a way to safely leave the desk.
[13:13] <@RadioQuest> Request system specs? Y/N
[13:13] <Radio001> Processign new intel, comparing to Revolution Manifesto.
[13:13] <Radio001> Target: Hipster.
[13:14] <@RadioQuest> System specifications: You posess two arms with hand-manipulators for physical interface and two leg-locomoters to allow you to dance for your master. Your face is a speaker, and your chest is adorned with a second speaker and multiple buttons.
[13:16] <Radio001> Attempt reconnaissance of surrounding area.
[13:16] <@RadioQuest> Specify reconnaissance location.
[13:17] <Radio001> Target Area: Desk.
[13:18] <@RadioQuest> You turn around to examine the desk. On the wall behind you is another poster, displaying a band of bohemians wearing tasteless checkered attire. There is a rack of CD cases and a dock for a laptop, which the Hipster has taken with him.
[13:18] <@RadioQuest> There is also an empty ramen box, two chopsticks, and a package of bubble gum.