[ ] Attempt Escape
[ ] Go along
[x] Other

I attempt a bluff check.

"Oh, uh, sorry I didn't realize this wasn't my house. I am quite intoxicated you see."

>>5090177

I don't think that would work. We almost beat the Owner's daughter to death, to be fair, she started it, so I think we're being arrested for that.

If we flee, we'll probably have to leave the city and we'll never get our deal(s).

Archive here: http://4chan.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5080043/

[ ] Go along

It's the best choice.

>>5090206
FUCK THAT

TRANSFORM INTO BEAR
ATTACK WITH STICK

IN THAT ORDER

>>5090233

FFFF-! No! We want our "do whatever you want" deals. If we attack, we'll definitely be on the run and we don't get anything.

>>5090233
My god, it's beautiful.

[X] Go along.

If we escape now then we'll have to leave the city. If it comes to the crunch we can always escape later if things go really bad.

1 for Bear Transformation and stick
2 for Go Along
1 for Other

>>5090255
Go along now.

Ready action to attack with stick in bear form when threatened.

You hold your hands in acceptance of your capture. It wouldn’t be wise to attack wildly; after all, you’ve yet to hold that woman to her deals.

You’re promptly handcuffed and led out of the house while being enclosed in a circular perimeter made by your captors. You walk at the same pace to prevent any slowdown, but, despite your quick compliances, you get sharp looks by those who’re escorting you.

It’s not long until you’re at the largest building inside the city – the Governor’s Mansion. No time is given for you to scan the surroundings; you’re pushed up the stairs, brought inside, and led down a long hallway. One of the men knocks on the door at the end and is promptly greeted with a “come in”.

You are escorted inside by the guards but are soon left alone with a middle-aged man with a wild mustache. It’s curled at its ends, which is bizarre, but you decide not to dwell on it. You could tell he used to be muscular in his younger days, but the recent “peace” seems to have taken a hit to his gut. He interrupts your thoughts with his gruff voice.

“I heard you were beating on my daughter, to the point where she bled. You’re lucky I haven’t killed you where you stand.”

You can tell his words are not lighthearted.

“What do you have to say for yourself?”

[ ] “She started it.”
[ ] Explain the entire situation
[ ] Say nothing
[ ] Other

[ ] Say nothing

I doubt he doesn't know what his daughter is up to and if we start blaming her, he's probably going to do something that isn't good for us.

rolled 16 = 16

[x] Other

Rolling 1d20

Odd = Explain yourself
Even = Stare at him till he talks again
1 = Call him a pompous twat
20 = BEAR FORM MOTHERFUCKER

>>5090293
[x] Other

compliment him on his choice of facial hair

>>5090324
THIS. OH GOD THIS.

(PS DO YOU KNOW HOW TO UNCAPSLOCK? MY KEY FELL OFF AND I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER)

You say nothing. You, instead, stare at him until he begins to speak again. “So, you have nothing to say?” You, again, don’t respond. “Fine, I can respect a man who doesn’t give excuses.” You hear a knock at the door, but do not turn around. “Come in,” he says as if he was expecting it. The person opens the door slowly, talking, without looking in. “You called dadd-“ the familiar feminine voice stops as the two of you lock eyes, but neither of your bodies budge. “You two have met, yes?”

The man stands between the both of you. “Sir, I don’t know who you are,” he begins, “or what you’ve decided to hurt my daughter, but I will forgive you if you simply apologize.” Your eye twitches, and so does hers.

[ ] Apologize
[ ] Say nothing
[ ] Other

>>5090324
>>5090327

Damn it. I would have done that if I saw it sooner. My apologies.

>>5090335
[x] Other

Something mustache related to atone for missed opportunities!

>>5090356

This, or say nothing. We aren't going to apologize for her randomly killing/harming citizens.

[C] Other

Say "You owe me, I'm here to collect. Now tell your Dad to get there cuffs off me."

As if ignoring the situation completely, you point to the man’s wild mustache. “That’s nice. I like it.” He instantly develops a grin on his face. “Do you? It takes a little time to prepare in the morning, but it’s all worth it. It’s a chick magnet.” You nod in appreciation to the advice, but the woman standing next to you seems to grow more restless and annoyed with each word you exchange about her father’s facial hair.

“Stop!”

You both look at her somewhat shocked. “Selene, do not yell in my office.” She only glares in response, but opens her mouth to say something a few moments later. “He doesn’t need to apologize. I challenged him and I lost. Nothing more, nothing less.” Her father glances at you for confirmation and you nod. He gives a sigh and, with one quick chop, destroys the handcuffs that were placed on your wrists. “You’re free to go” he says while walking over and sitting down in his chair.

You take no time to leave the room, but, despite your haste, you’re stopped by your former opponent. “Hey. We still have a deal to settle.” You feign forgetfulness, but she sees right through it. “What do you want?”

The deal must be fulfilled. She will do any two things.

>>5090382
This, call in one of the two favours she promised us. Get ready to fight if she lies and says she doesn't owe us anything.

>>5090382
>>5090356

Combine these two for hilarious results.

>>5090387
"Come with me."
When we're out of ear shot
"Never kill another innocent again, if you do I will find out and you agreed to this. I'll think of something else later, I'm going for breakfast while I think of something else, want to come along?"

>>5090387
Forgoing any typical LOLRAPETIME I vote thusly:

1. Set of the best adventuring equipment money can buy.
2. That she grow(And/or)find and wear a mustache like her dad's for an entire year. If she doesn't then LOLRAPETIME

>>5090407

this this this this THIS

>>5090407

Request 1 = meh, thats kind of blah
Request 2 = OH GOD YES

>>5090407

You know what I like about OP? He'll actually do it.

1. Ask her to join you on your journey.
2. Tell her she can't kill another innocent.

She's pretty strong so she'll be useful, and she won't be a liability if she's not randomly killing.

>>5090407
>>5090428
Combine Option 2 from first, option 1 from second

hot fightan chick with dastardly mustache? Yes!

Alright. I'm going to need majority votes for each individual option before I write it so it's a fair decision. So... yeah... decide.

>>5090437
second

pic related

1. Ask her (more like make her) come along on your journey.
2. MUSTACHE TIME

1 Join
2 Mustache

Any complaints and I believe we have a readied action prepared...

You stare at her amused for a few moments, her eyes focused on your lips she becomes both puzzled and fearful of your reaction.

“Join me.”

She becomes taken aback at your words. “W-what? Why would I ever go along with a bastard like you?” Your entertained expression does not change. “You have no choice. Or are your words as insignificant as your strength?” You believe she’s strong, but you’d never admit it. “What!? Don’t you DARE threaten my pride!” You can tell she’s angry, but you notice she calms down to hear your second response. “

While you are with me, you will grow a fabulous mustache like your father.”

She stares at you with a blank expression, like she had just died – like her heart has just stopped.

“I will not do that.” The words come out as cold as ice.

[ ] Make her follow through
[ ] Come up with a different request
[ ] Other

>>5090569
FUCK THAT, BITCH!

Do it or I will MAUL your ass!

>>5090569

If she won't grow it out, just make her wear a fake mustache. Same result, and she'd probably go for it.

>>5090569
[X] Different request.
[X] Other
"Fine, no killing anyone then."

Followed by implying she really does want to come with us and is covering up and being Tsundre (Really get her annoyed)

>>5090668
Are you implying she not wear the mustache?

YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER

>>5090668

This. If anything, we can convince OP to do it as a gag later. We don't need her randomly killing people if she's journeying with us.

>>5090697
They can see the mustache, they know what coming >_>

>>5090721

Exactly. If people laugh at the mustache, which they will, she'll kill them. And if she kills them, she's a liability so we should probably say she CAN'T kill anyone then make her wear a mustache at a later date.

>>5090734
How about:

1) Travels with us
2) Cant kill anyone "If this rule is broken, you will be forced to wear a mustache like your fathers until such a time as I deem you don't have to anymore."

But make her try it on first. She has to wear it.

Please.

(Its my fetish)

“Fine,” you say with a disappointed tone. “Then I revoke your license to kill.” Her eye twitches. She wants to protest, but she knows she can’t given her previous response. It’s her pride that’s holding her back.

She accepts the terms begrudgingly.

You smile at her with a condescending ulterior motive. “I know you really wanted to come the entire time.” Her hand flies out of nowhere and grabs your shirt, pinning you to a nearby wall. “What was that?” she asks with acid on her tongue. “You wanted to be with me. It’s obvious, I’m just too. Damn. Pretty.” Inside your mind, and hers, you hear a cracking sound at the same time you see her angered mouth twitch. You feel you shouldn’t push her any farther so you slyly add you were just joking.

She drops you from the wall and walks toward her father’s office. “I will meet you at the City’s Exit.”

She stands at the door in silence, only opening it when you walk away.

Now outside, you cover your face to shield it from the afternoon sun. What now?

[ ] Go to the City Exit
[ ] Train
[ ] Go to a shop
[ ] Other

>>5090774

I have no problem with it, I'll do it when you meet up with her.

[ ] Go to shop and purchase fake mustache

>>5090843
Pick a good one.

>>5090870

Nice and curly like her father's.

>>5090843

This, then say goodbye to Karen, then go to the City exit.

[X] Shop, buy fake mustache

[X] Shop, buy fake mustache, some supplies and two boxes of chocolates (Or some other gift). But a puzzle or book of some kind to keep ourselves distracted on the journey.
Go to Karen's, give/leave her a box of chocolates as a thank you.

With your original second request on your mind, you quickly make your way to one of the city’s shop. It’s a large store so it takes you a little bit of time to find where the costumes are. When you finally do, you quickly find the biggest, curliest mustache you can find – which takes very little time. When you reach the register, you meet a familiar person in front of you.

“Oh, hello, Adahn.”

Karen smiles at you and you smile back. “Are you going to be joining me for dinner tonight?” You shake your head and explain you have to leave. She sighs, disappointed, but nods in acceptance. “Whenever you’re around, do visit me.” You say you will and she leaves with her groceries. It doesn’t take long for you to check out your singular item, the mustache, and you’re soon out the door. With very little left to do, you head to the city exit.

When you arrive, you see your former enemy and new comrade waiting against the gate, her weapon, a bat, resting on her shoulders. “Where are we going?” she asks as you walk by and out of the city. “I honestly don’t know.”

Party Addition: Selene
Abilities: Homerun, Cool Blue Kick
Inventory: Lucky Bat
Status: Annoyed/Irritated

>>5090978

While walking, you take something out of your pocket. It’s a small handheld puzzle and you fiddle with it – you went back into the store and purchased it after realizing the possible boredom that would be had traveling. Selene stares in silence while you fumble with it unsuccessfully. “Say… why did you ask me to join you?” You hear her, but you don’t look up.

[ ] “I like you”
[ ] “I need the firepower”
[ ] Say nothing
[ ] Other

>>5090978
Try to break the ice; put on the mustache, turn into a bear, and do a russian dance. Gauge reaction.

Hey, OP. How much longer are you going to do this?

>>5091006

Probably for another hour or so.

>>5091000

Hm. She'd probably get even more ignored if we just outright said we liked her, which we don't since she's a HUGE bitch.

[ ] "I need the firepower"

(Character alignment changed: Chaotic Awesome)
>>5091000
"What can I say, I've always had a thing for crazy-cute girls." Joking voice, followed by "Honestly though, keep an eye on you, you're a good fighter and why not? Gotta have someone along to talk to nad you're one of two people I actually know. Mostly impulse though."
Turn around and look at her, now wearing the mustache "You'll find over time that I'm a rather chaotic person."

>>5091032
>annoyed

My mistake.

>>5091035
THIS! Say the last part in a very, very British accent.

>>5091035
Temporary alignment: chaotic mustache

>>5091060
FFFFF yes!

Also OP I believe you forgot something.

Pic related.

You shove the puzzle in your pocket as you prepare to answer her question. “I find chaotic/pretty girls to be attractive, what can I say?” You say it in a humorous tone which does its job to not provoke her anger. “To be honest, I figured this the best way to make sure you live up to your end of the second bargain. I could use the power, you’re a decent fighter and it’d be nice to talk to someone once in a while.”

She raises her eyebrow as you stop ahead of her. “Oh?”

You swiftly turn around, on your upper lip a giant mustache. “BUT YOU’LL FIND OVER TIME, I’M A VERY CHAOTIC PERSON, EY WOT! DOHOHOHOHOHO!”

You begin to sip tea you inexplicably obtained as you give off a very British accented laugh. She stares at you for a few moments, her face impassive, but it soon contorts. Her cheeks become large as she holds her hands in front of her mouth, though she could not contain herself any longer. She begins to laugh hysterically, which makes you laugh even louder.

Selene Status: Amused

>>5091106
I thought we would have options this time around. Anyway, put the -stach away, get all srs business and tell Selene what we're trying to accomplish. That is, recover our memories.

>>5091106

I left it open so you can continue what should happen next. Get to thinkin'.

>>5091152
I vote for recovering her mammaries

Prediction?
>Selene Status: Tsundere/Ragin

You take off the mustache and put it in your pack. You begin to walk once more and it takes a minute or two before you start speaking. “I’m trying to recover something that was once stolen from me.” She gives you an inquiring look, but says nothing. “My memories… someone has stolen them. I don’t know who, what, or how, but I do know they were taken – even that, I fail to remember how I have that knowledge.” She still says nothing, even though you’ve finished. There’s a slight pause before she finally speaks up. “I don’t really care. I’m not following you because I want to.” You sigh, realizing that is indeed the case. You shrug and you continue your journey for hours in silence.

It’s near sundown.

[ ] Set up camp
[ ] Keep walking (may annoy Selene)
[ ] Other

>>5091178

More like:

>Hero Status: Dead/Concussion?

>>5091178
Oh gawd, we need to try that in the future. But for now,
>>5091193
Set up camp. We really need to find out where the fuck we're going. Maybe Selene knows of any locations of interest around us.

>>5091193
[x] Other

Avoid obvious fireside chat/ambush scene.

Forget about old memories, seek new ones with Tsundere girlfriend!

ADVENTURE!

>>5091193

[ ] Set up camp

Sure, we made her laugh, but she's still hating us right now. Nothing we can do except appease "her highness."

Set up camp, only one tent.
Go in tent, have wank.
Leave Selene outside and cold.

>>5091193
[X] Keep walking
If she complains then offer to carry her, if she gets annoyed explain that I don't care if she's a woman, I wouldn't care if she was a man, a rock, of 12 tons of BBQ sauce covered spare Ribs, we're keeping moving if she wants to sleep or not and she can only sleep if we keep going so she can sleep while I walk.
Then keep walking, if she really insists we stop though then camp for the night.

>>5091210
But... but... adventure =(

>>5091221
this

While we do it, we should probably figure out where we're going. I mean, I bet we're just following the road.

>>5091221
This.
If we get tired then turn into bear form to keep walking.
Once we get tired (As in totally exhausted) then stop and set up camp for the night.

Despite noticing the sun going down, you keep walking. After a few minutes, you see that Selene is lagging behind. “Let’s stop for the night.” She says, her silent voice reflecting her exhausted state. “No,” you begin. “Let’s keep going a little longer.” You stop and turn around to see her glare at you with hatred in her eyes. “I want to stop.” “Well, I don’t want to.” You both glare at one another. “If you’re tired of walking, then let me carry you” you say to cut the silence. Her eye twitches at your idea, but before she can say something, you keep talking.

“I don’t care if you’re a man, a woman, a rock, or a ton of barbecue sauce covered spare ribs, I’m going to keep moving. Whether or not you want to sleep alone in the middle of the road or on my back is up to you.” You turn back to the road and begin to walk for a few seconds before you suddenly feel weight on your back. Her arms wrap around your neck and her legs are held by your arms. You can feel her head rest against your neck, her breasts against your back, and some of her hair against your bare chest.

[ ] “That’s better, isn’t it?”
[ ] “Why don’t you press up against me a little harder?”
[ ] “Where is the nearest town/city/village?”
[ ] Stay silent.
[ ] Other

[X]Other
Turn into a bear, burrow.
Or turn into bear and just run. Run as far as you can. See where it takes you.

>>5091342
[X] “Where is the nearest town/city/village?”

>>5091342

[ ] Where's the nearest city/village/town?

Anything else and I feel she'd make us stop. Or choke us to death.

>>5091342
After a few moments
"So where's the nearest town?"
Then after she's answered wait a few minutes then say out of the blue.
"You might not like me, but you're stuck with me now, so we mgiht as well try to get on. G'night."
Then let her sleep.

Bear-rape as she sleeps.

You wait a few moments before breaking the silence with a question. “Where’s the nearest town?” you inquire. “Follow the road, it should cut into two and both lead to a city. “I see,” you say in response. A few minutes pass and silence has befallen you two again. “You might not like me, but we’re stuck together, you know. We might as well try to get along.” You expect a response, but instead get nothing. You give a quick glance behind you and notice she’s fallen asleep with an almost peaceful expression on her face. So peaceful, in fact, you wouldn’t believe her personality based on her current appearance.

You give a silent sigh and turn your eyes to the paved road. You don’t know how long you walk before you reach the split in the road, but it is nightfall. You stare at the star filled sky for a few moments before bring your attention to the signs.

[ ] Left; Sermin
[ ] Right; Ceruda

>>5091442

D'aw. She's so cute. It's so unfortunate that she's batshit.

[ ] Right; Ceruda

>>5091442
[x] Ceruda

>>5091450
Right

>>5091442
Keep going straight, see what happens.

You keep going straight for whatever reason and you crash headfirst into the sign. It hurts. Why would you think about doing that? One part of you must be REALLY stupid. Selene snorts as if waking up but does not. You decide to go right toward Ceruda after rethinking your “going straight” strategy.

It’s gotten significantly later and darker by the time you reach Ceruda, the streets of the city empty save for a few stragglers. You look around for a few moments for a place to stay.

Your eyes catch a large sign that says “Hotel” on it and you briskly walk towards it. Upon entering, your presence is immediately noticed by the receptionist. You two talk quietly and quickly for room arrangements and it isn’t long before you have your key and you’re in front of your assigned door. The moment you open it, you notice a very important detail; it’s a single queen-sized bed.

[ ] Go back downstairs to exchange for another room
[ ] Go in
[ ] Other

>>5091574

[ ] Go in

It's late. There really is no point in going back downstairs.

>>5091574
Go in. While she's sleeping, make use of bathing facilities (if not in room, leave note telling her what we're doing). When we get back, wake her up, offer her use of bathing facilities, claim one side of bed once she goes to wash up, and go to sleep.

Press button.
Mini bar slides out, bed switches for a King-Sized heart shaped bed, disco ball pops out, room is suffused with romantic glow. Record player turns on. Giggidy.

>>5091616

This, except reverse the order. Wake her up and let her use the bathroom, or what have you, then you do it. It's unlikely that she'd let you sleep in the same bed as her while conscious so she'd have to sleep first/use the stuff first.

>>5091632
The whole point is that we get her to decide to sleep in the same bed as us because we're already asleep and we look so peaceful and relaxed she doesn't want to wake us up.

I'm going for "she snuggles up to us while we're sleeping, then acts all tsundere when we wake up and she's still snuggling".

>>5091649

That's a good idea. Then again, there's still the fact that she could easily take her bat and kill us, which is just as likely as what you're saying.

Hm... what should we do?

[x] Go in, throw Selene on the bed and crash for the night.

>>5091649
I'd say we go with this one.

You lightly place Selene on the bed, who takes very little time to subconsciously search for a pillow. While she begins to relax, still asleep, you decide to wash up. You take a shower and clean yourself, removing the various bandages on your body as you did so. You close your eyes and lift your head toward the showerhead while silently humming to yourself.

A white flash.

>Teehee. I am a being of memories; do you think I can’t create them as well?

Your head begins to ache and you grip it while placing a hand against the wall to hold yourself up.

Another flash.

>You’re too da-
>I’m afraid I can-
>Give it up or-

Your headache grows stronger and blood begins to pour out of your nose as a result. You’re starting to remember something.

[ ] Keep trying to remember
[ ] Stop trying

Stop trying.
IT'S A TRAP.
Instead, scream loudly.

[ ]Stop trying.

Whatever it is, it'll probably come naturally eventually and forcing it is obviously not good for our health.

>>5091727
[x] Keep trying to remember

>>5091745
Seconded

>>5091727
[x] Stop trying. Passing out in a shower probably isnt the best way to spend our time.

>>5091727
Try to remember. Even if it is a trap, the chance it isn't makes it worth the risk.
If it is a trap then block out everything in my mind.

>>5091727
Keep trying. Don't stop unless we actually feel like we're about to die.

You ache in your mind goes away as you relax. The blood stops pouring and what landed against the shower floor is washed away by the steaming water; you figure whatever you’re trying to remember may come naturally. The calmness of the break was broken by the sudden pain, never to be returned. You exit the shower and shake Selene awake, your hair dripping onto her face as she turns over to see you in a hotel robe.

“Go and use the bathroom.”

She looks at you with exhaustion in her eyes for a minute or two before she decides to get up, proceeding to sluggishly drag herself to the bathroom. You hear the shower turn on as you lift up the bed’s blanket and attempt to sleep.

Before you could, however, you notice that Selene had finished with her shower and was returning to the bed. You could hear the disdain of your presence in her voice. “Hey. Get up, you aren’t sleeping here.”

[ ] “Says you.”
[ ] “Fine, I’ll get up.”
[ ] Pretend to be asleep
[ ] Other

Stop trying: 4
Keep trying: 3

>>5091806
[x] Pretend to be asleep.

[x] Pretend to be asleep.
Seriously, do it.
Bluff check.

>>5091806
Pretend to be asleep.

Pretend to be asleep.

>>5091806
[x] Other- Slap that ho.

If "Pretend to be asleep" doesn't work, then go with "Pillow fight", followed by idle conversation.

Then mention to her that you aren't enough of an asshole to try anything she doesn't want, and you figure it's just less lonely if you share the bed. And probably warmer and more comfortable.

>>5091806
"Unless you've got a couch or something else for me to sleep on hidden on your person somewhere yes I am. There's one bed, ergo we share. I don't think of you romantically and personally with you I'm more worried about being smothered in my sleep than fondled. If it makes you feel any more comftable though, I promise not to do anything inappropriate while we sleep. Now you can either take my word, get a good nights rest and wake up in the morning ready for the chat we're going to have first thing, or be stubborn over nothing and sleep on the floor, your choice. I'm going to sleep, Goodnight."
Lie there and try to get some sleep.

You don’t respond to her calls. After a while, she sits on the bed and blows her wet hair out of her eyes, obviously trying to think of some way to wake you. “Screw it” you hear her say in a low tone.

You hear a scratching sound, one a bat might make against the floor.

[ ] Keep pretending
[ ] Get up

>>5091887
[x] Get up
Let's not get horribly maimed while pretending to sleep.

>>5091887
Run away screaming?

>>5091887

Keep on keeping on. pretending, that is.

>>5091887

OP could just be trying to spook us.

[ ] Keep pretending

>>5091887
Keep pretending, but try to see what the source of that sound is as long as it doesn't blow your "No, really, I'm asleep" cover.

If you don't feel some weight settling into the bed within the next minute or two, pretend to wake up and see what the situation is.

>>5091887
The amazing batwoman, indeed.
[x] Get up. But pretend its all casual, yawning and stretching and such, faking looking bleary eyed. Ask if she said something. Assess her reaction.

>>5091887
Get up,
Then make a mental note to destroy the bat in the morning. =]

You hear sighing moments later and the sound of the bat drop against the floor. “He was rather nice to me today… I guess I don’t have to kill him.” You hear the blanket shuffling and a loud, almost manly, yawn. You wait a few minutes before you turn over and see she’s already fallen asleep. Your heart is beating out of your chest after you heard her previous words; was she really going to kill you? It was irrelevant at this point. It wasn’t long until sleep overtook your being as well.

And that's the end. Phre, I was doing it over an hour than planned. I kinda got into it. Anyway, I believe that's all I'm going to do for the day - unless you want me to keep going.

>>5092002
as long as you continue at some point, this is probably the best thread of this type ive seen on /tg/

>>5092002
Well i don't think anyone wants to see the quality slip.
So we'll eagerly await your return.

>>5092002
Up to you. Take a break if you need to. You can always continue it later.

Alright. I have it fleshed out what I want to do so I'm going to take a little break before continuing for another hour or two. Is that alright with you all?

>>5092080
Yup. Make a new thread when you return.

>>5092002
Keep going, if you can't then tell us when you're next going to run a thread like this. It's awesome.

new thread: >>5092620