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    36 KB Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)05:58 No.5175040  
    a squad of Catachans hunt a Kroot Shaper through the jungle, as it hunts them
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:00 No.5175045
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    The Imperium attempts to hold off a Tyranid invasion
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:00 No.5175050
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    I chuckled.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:01 No.5175052
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    I Feel The Warp Overtaking Me!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:02 No.5175057
    I've always thought of doing a Catachan based force with Kroot mercs as support.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:03 No.5175069
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    an ex-sister of battle is sent to a train a small force of conscripts to fight a renegade planetary governor
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:05 No.5175082
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    Documentary on Ork Kulture
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:09 No.5175103
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    Dark Eldar torture a low level psyker
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:10 No.5175112
    Emprah: The Early Years
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:10 No.5175113
    Mad Max 2? What? It was:
    Mad Max
    Road Warrior
    Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:11 No.5175116
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    Xenos, everywhere
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:12 No.5175122
    mad max 2: road warrior
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:13 No.5175134
    IT WASN'T CALLED MAD MAX 2! At least, not ever here in America. It was JUST Road Warrior.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:14 No.5175140
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    a captured guardsmen turns to the ways of "the Greater Good" and fights alongside the remainder of a tau task force
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:16 No.5175155
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    300 Space Marines stare down the largest WAAAAAAAAGHH in history
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:17 No.5175163
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    I... I haven't got one for this, but I would really like to.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:19 No.5175172
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    5 Space marines defend a world from xenos despite not having their holly bolters.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:19 No.5175177
    an Inquisitor goes across Tallarn killing anyone searching for a hidden treasure. All those who seek it are accused of taint and stare down the barrel of his gun
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:20 No.5175185
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:21 No.5175188

    probably something inquisition
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:22 No.5175193
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    Renegade Chem-cham allies with corrupted machine spirit in a tank and chaos beastmen to take on the Imperium
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:22 No.5175197
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    a dead guardsmen must travel through the warp in order to save his loved one from certain taint.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:22 No.5175200

    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:23 No.5175203
    But who is the Inquisitor? I know Paco is a Scum, and I'm guessing Angel Eyes would be considered a Guardsman (And Officer) But Blondie?
    He strikes me as a "Noble Scum" not Inquisitor.
    >> helpful /co/mrade 07/16/09(Thu)06:23 No.5175205
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    Please, proceed...
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:24 No.5175214

    Karl Jericho, bounty hunter, in the ash wastes, up to no good as usual.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:24 No.5175217
    The mousy by-the-book Valkyrie pilot turned Inquistorial prisoner she drags along behind her is disappointed to be ignored, but kind of saw it coming.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:29 No.5175247
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    ok deep breath..................

    a small squad of ratlings are tasked with destroying a tainted artifact. they are accompanied by an Inquisitorial Psyker, a short Ogryn, Srg. Harker and an Eldar Ranger. They soon find themselves caught up in a massive WAAAAAAAGGGHHH stirred up by chaos.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:30 No.5175254
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    2 Space Marine Scouts bravely defend a Thunderhawk pilot from Orks.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:32 No.5175268

    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:34 No.5175279
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    the machine spirits got angry
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:34 No.5175280
    Man, I remember that movie.

    I loved it as a kid, wonder if I'd still like it at this point.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:37 No.5175295
    Space Marine Scouts? Really?

    They'd be either Catachan Vets(due to the stealth and close combat) or Stormtroopers.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:39 No.5175306
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    An Arbite with a Hand Cannon hunts down a Chaos Cultist.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:41 No.5175315
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    Imperium citizens born in the lower class of a fringe world aspire to legitimatize their family name amongst the world's nobility, although this forces them down morally ambiguous roads, as they find enemies within the local Guardsmen, the political infrastructure of the system and even their own families.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:43 No.5175321
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:43 No.5175323
    >>5175163I... I haven't got one for this, but I would really like to.

    Eldar ranger wanders into a backwater exodite world
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:45 No.5175331
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    the Dark Age
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:45 No.5175333
    They're an elite version of the standard troops there.

    IE: Vets or Stormtroopers.

    Scouts is just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:50 No.5175361
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:53 No.5175377
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    A Chaos artifact travels the galaxy, and fucks people's shit up.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)06:56 No.5175396
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    Catachans battle Tau in an unwinnable war.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:00 No.5175415
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    You know.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:03 No.5175431
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    He's a Bloodletter. She's a mutant psyker. He's an Horror of Tzeentch.
    They form an unlikely trio to fight a powerful Inquisitor out to revive the Emperor and a Krieg Stormtrooper on steroids.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:06 No.5175454
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    Imperial Stormtroopers stumble across an Eldar webway portal where they discover a planet under siege by necrons.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:08 No.5175460

    If THAT isn't a campaign idea to get your dick wet, I don't know what is.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:09 No.5175461

    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:13 No.5175476

    Just got into that movie, it's made of win, particularly the part where the aliens get baked and fly* the starship.

    *: Crash
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:24 No.5175511
    That's not the movie poster. But the show makes a good one too.
    A team of 2 Guardsmen, an Adept, and a Tech-Priest use an old Webway to combat foul Xeno.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:24 No.5175512
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    There's a sequel, too.
    A Rubric Marine joins our trio, this time they're fighting a Farsight Enclave Tau commander which rebelled againt the Greater Good. He's got an army of Vespids, a Krootox bodyguard and a sister which is more and more prone to be tainted by Tzeentech.
    The prize is a legion of War Titans guarded by a living saint and an old Adeptus Mechanicus.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:28 No.5175525
    i enjoy this thread
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:46 No.5175597
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    Two elite near-human praetorian servitors from the Adeptus Mechanicus lead a massive servitor battle force against a Heretek in control of a Chaos artefact.

    They wake up an unknown amount of time later and must stop the new Heretek from using the primitive xenos who inhabit the local cave systems to create a mutant army of supersoldiers.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:51 No.5175611
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    A game about the role of the Inquisition, all the fucking time, on a scale small enough to be appreciated by the Imperial Citizen.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:52 No.5175619

    A small squad of Stormtroopers with an Administratum drone, civilian with past experience with xenos, an incompetent wet-behind-the-ears Schola Progenium graduate Lieutenant and an extremely advanced servitor/skitarii take on an apocalypse formation of a new breed of genestealer infestation.

    This time, it's war.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:53 No.5175620
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    A documentary about a fairly typical planet in the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:56 No.5175632
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    An Arbite is reassigned to a quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, but soon discovers a disturbing conspiracy amongst the town elders.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:56 No.5175634
    Using future scenes from Terminator to describe the Dark Age of Technology feels like cheating.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)07:59 No.5175645
    Tau sympathizing filth! KILL THEM ALL!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:01 No.5175656
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    >>this thread
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:04 No.5175667

    >Amanda Tapping discovers a webway to my bedroom where she is besieged by semen.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:11 No.5175687
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    A Guard task force travels through a ork-infested death world in search of a radcal inquisitor.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:13 No.5175693
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:16 No.5175707
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    Two civilians are searching a lost rhino.
    They discover a very powerfull eldar artefact.
    Some slaanesh demons pretend to take it back.
    At the end, they defeat a keeper of secrets.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:19 No.5175720
    More like the Imperium sends an assassin to eliminate Night Haunter.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:20 No.5175723
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    And inquisitor searches for a Holy Artifact on a feral world, recruiting those he deems worthy from the planet's populace.
    They encounter heresy and warp-beasts at every turn, and at one point are forced to resort to cannibalism.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:21 No.5175727
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    Acolytes want to become champions for Slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:22 No.5175734
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:30 No.5175758
    Wouldn't that be a feudal world?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:31 No.5175764
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    Genestealer rebellion breaks out in the city. An inquisitor must find and kill the patriarch before exterminatus.
    >> How I Imagined It Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:31 No.5175765

    A disillusioned veteran guardsman that's (counts as Marbo/) a step above your average Death Cultist is ordered to hunt down and terminate a renegade Stormtrooper Officer guilty of Heresy. He has to work his way through the war between Imperial Guardsmen and the Tau and their Sympathizers.

    His escort is a group of conscripts led by a veteran sergeant.

    My god do I love that movie. Second thing I put on my iTouch- first being Aliens.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:31 No.5175766
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    you wanna know what i do? I'm a gladiator promoter. Was a happy gladiator promoter until a while ago.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:34 No.5175774
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    A group of guardsmens are sent do investigate a colony that reveals itself to be infested with genestealers.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:39 No.5175793

    No, it actually works, given how awesome the idea is.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:40 No.5175797
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    The planetary governor's daughter has been kidnapped by a slaaneshi cultist. An inquisitor must consult a daemonhost to find his whereabouts.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:50 No.5175859
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    A group of Eldar must escape Holy Terra and return to their home world before a cultist sacrifices them to overthrow the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)08:59 No.5175906
    The Tau
    The MArines
    The Ork
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:00 No.5175914
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    A group of Imperial citizens hold out against a plaguebearer onslaught of an agri-world.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:06 No.5175939
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    Five heretics and an undercover Inquisitor try to start an uprising, but are foiled by the said Inquisitor, and they try to figure out who among them is the rat.

    I feel as though I can't do this movie justice. I'm sorry.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:07 No.5175945
    This needs to be archived!

    1 Vote!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:08 No.5175951
    not plaguebearers, plague zombies
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:09 No.5175955
    Emprah was not Jeebus, he was Judas. This is canon.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:10 No.5175960
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    Come on, what to do with this ?
    >> Ծ_Ծ !!RXLZs10VSMs 07/16/09(Thu)09:11 No.5175963
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    An imperial world is beseiged by Tyranids, who are being hunted by a lone Kroot Shaper.

    If the tyranids nomnomnom the world to death, imperials are boned. If the Kroot gets back to its homeworld and tells its mates about how much sport we are, imperials are boned.

    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:12 No.5175972
    Just replace everyone with Imperial Guardsmen.
    Hell, keep the van, too.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:22 No.5176026
    In 0.174.72.M40, a crack Imperial Guard veteran unit was condemned by their Commissar for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security penal world to the Hive Secundus underground. Today, still wanted by the Inquisition, they make their living as soldiers of fortune.
    If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Alpha Team.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:27 No.5176042
    They are wanted by the Arbites, not the Inquisition...
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:29 No.5176049
    Well, maybe you should have fucking written it then.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:32 No.5176063
    In 0.174.72.M40, a crack Imperial Guard veteran unit was condemned by their Commissar for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security penal world to the Hive Secundus underground. Today, still wanted by the Adeptus Arbites, they make their living as soldiers of fortune.
    If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Alpha Team.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:33 No.5176069
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    Praetorian Guard regiment fights Orks despite long odds and the risk of annihilation.
    >> Lil piece o´fluff 07/16/09(Thu)09:37 No.5176087
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    CAG: Commissar Advocate General.

    A Navy Commissar and an Imperial Guard Commissar investigate cases related with the violations of the Imperial Creed in their respective services under command of a High Commissar, and with Commissar Cadets to aid them in their endeavours to prove or disprove the charges laid against their clients.
    >> Lil piece o´fluff 07/16/09(Thu)09:42 No.5176106
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    Following in his father´s footsteps as a naval aviator, Lieutenant Commander Harmon Rabb Junior suffered a crash while landing his Thunderbolt on a Warpstorm-tossed carrier in space. Diagnosed with space blindness, Harm transferred to the Navy´s Commissar Advocate General Corps, which investigades, defends, and prosecutes the Imperial Creed.

    There, with fellow CAG Commissar Major Sarah McKenzie, he now fights in and out of the courtroom with the same daring and tenacity that made him a topgun in space.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:45 No.5176126

    Get out if you value your life.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:51 No.5176153
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    2 wisecracking brothers, both acolytes of the Officio Assassinorum, go renegade and slaughter their way through the corrupt officials of the hive city of New Boston, becoming folk heroes, while pursued by an eccentric gay inquisitor.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)09:57 No.5176180

    Illiterate mooks.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)13:17 No.5177396
    Actually, that's Necromunda.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)13:20 No.5177416
    300 Dire Avengers fight off an endless horde of Daemons while the seers close the game.

    This is actually official GW fluff.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)13:51 No.5177615
    >>He's a Bloodletter. She's a mutant psyker. He's an Horror of Tzeentch. They fight crime.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)13:55 No.5177626
    Gimli is not a short Ogryn, he is Squat in the service of the Imperi
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)14:02 No.5177666

    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)14:10 No.5177719
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)14:23 No.5177823
    So then, what would Battle Royal be?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)17:58 No.5179516
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:31 No.5179759
    archive this
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:39 No.5179816
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    A lone imperial citizen is accused of heresy, goes on suicide mission to take down the corrupted inquisitor responsible for his persecution.
    >> Ghost !4u16FlNpwo 07/16/09(Thu)18:41 No.5179829
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    I like how black people are always orks

    A storm trooper sergeant assigned to Penal Duty helps a prisoner overthrow the corrupt and inbred planetary leader only to find that in doing so the literary and once kind and loving prisoner is in fact more corrupt and vile than the original governor.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:46 No.5179865
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    Documentary about the Black Crusade
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:47 No.5179874
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    39,000 years before the events of the 41st millenium, humanities first contact with the proto-tyranid splinter fleets and the warp is made
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:49 No.5179884
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    A tech priest slowly turns to chaos
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:50 No.5179905
    First thing I thought about that pic : http://www.blastwavecomic.com/
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:50 No.5179906
    A Tzeentch cultist saves an Imperial Citizen from a bunch of gangers on a lower level of the corrupt Hive World Londos II. He takes her in, teaches her the ways of change, then sets her free. Upon leaving the Cultist's chambers, the Inquisition is notified of her heresy and begins to hunt her down. The Cultist saves her and shows her his master plan.
    The Cultist dies at the hand of an Inquisitor and his guards. The citizen begins to worship Tzeentch and sends a Rhino full of explosives into the Governor's manor.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:51 No.5179912
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    A high-ranking Imperial commander seizes a prison ship, threatening to EXTERMINATUS the planet below if his ransom demands are not met.

    An Adeptus Mechanicus techpriest with little to no previous combat experience, together with a rebellious Callidus Assassin and a squad of guardsmen, must infiltrate the ship and power down the weapons before the planet is destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:51 No.5179916
    Seconded FUCK YEAR
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:52 No.5179923
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    For got my pic, lols
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)18:53 No.5179932

    samefag detected
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:00 No.5179979
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    While a noble commisar tries to end a rebellion of a bunch of traitor guardsmen, his wretched step-daughter is manipulated by a lord of change to overthrow the commisars plans.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:01 No.5179984
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:03 No.5180005
    Thanks for your request.
    It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    This thread has been requested 2 times now.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:05 No.5180020

    Fucking christ, does nobody know of SupTg?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:08 No.5180037
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    A bunch of Inquisitors dispensing justice
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:08 No.5180038
    Except for the fact that... nevermind.
    Absolutely perfect. In every. ****ing way.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:09 No.5180040
    Newfags and summertards don't.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:12 No.5180062
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    a smooth-talking former juve-ganger who eventually became an arbite travels to a neighboring hive world in search of answers about the murder of his old friend, another former ganger. he is joined by an aging, by-the-book judge and his rookie protoge, and must overcome civil corruption and an inflexible arbite beaurocracy in order to expose an interplanetary spook smuggling operation.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:13 No.5180074

    A group of civilian children are drafted as space marine candidates. The strongest among them will kill the rest, and he will be trained.

    Something like that. I imagine the Imperium would have a program like that on most worlds.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:13 No.5180076



    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:20 No.5180113
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    A techmarine, while on a mission far from his chapter's homeworld, is separated and forced to abandon five of his servitors. The five set out by themselves to find their lost master, and fulfill their only duty.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:31 No.5180200
    In the Imperium, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Adeptus Arbites, who investigate crime, and the Inquisition of man, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:32 No.5180210
    They say every action has a reaction

    and a scavvies reaction is a fucking thing to see.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:35 No.5180237
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    a lone techmarine follows a time-traveling c'tan back to ancient terra to prevent him from assassinating the Emperor of Mankind as a child. he is assisted by a strong-willed techno-barbarian warrior-woman who may or may not be the mother of the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:38 No.5180260
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:52 No.5180363
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    A fastidious yet sexy Ordo Malleus inquisitor must team up with an unorthodox but equally sexy Ordo Xenos inquisitor to uncover a plot by chaos cultists to resurrect a daemon army in the depths of a hive city using eldar technology. their frequent mishaps and the massive collateral damage they cause in the course of their investigations has earned them the nickname "the Heretical Pair."
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)19:59 No.5180399
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    A former Imperial Guard Officer recruits his old comrades and destroys a Chaos Cult that had taken over the jungle planet of Columbia. He shoots down an aerofighter with a bolter.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:00 No.5180404
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    On an agri-world, a desperate man escorts another desperate man to his fate...the prison transport, headed to the Yuma-310 penal colony.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:04 No.5180430
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    Rival inquisitors feud over narco-trafficking. A betrayed squad of guardsmen, left to die. And one adept who can bring the truth to light.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:06 No.5180446
    >On an agri-world, a desperate man escorts another desperate man to his fate...the desperate prison transport, headed to the desperate Yuma-310 penal colony.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:07 No.5180450
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:17 No.5180511
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    4 Inquisitors of the Ordo Malleus are hunting demons on a hive world and are trying to stop the resurrection of the Demon Prince Zuul.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:38 No.5180676
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:46 No.5180739
    Holy shit, I just watched this too
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:53 No.5180790
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    An agent of the Arbites is dispensed by the Adeptus Mechanicum to eliminate sentient servitors from off world colonies who are now on Terra. The agent later suspects that he is, in fact, a sentient servitor himself, created by the Adeptus Mechanicum to do their dirty work.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)20:58 No.5180825
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    The biography of Sly Marbo
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)21:18 No.5180970
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    AdMech Explorator vessel on survey mission is beset by its rouge AI and lone survivor is drawn into a warp rift after seeing an artifact of archeotech.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/09(Thu)21:20 No.5180987
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    Learn the story of a Chapter Master, who freed a world from a chaos sorcerer.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:13 No.5182303
    o god yes
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:16 No.5182335
    sticky this, archive this, someone preserve this
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:19 No.5182358
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    no summary needed
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:19 No.5182362
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    Eldrad is a dick to primitive Mon-Keigh, ends up out-dicking himself for good, creating a new Primarch/Star-child/Emprah in the process?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:27 No.5182416
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    When a retired veteran Stormtrooper is assassinated, only the rogue Inquisitor he once worked with wants to investigate. Evidence mounts that there is a conspiracy to kill the Emperor's strongest servants on the planet, who once formed the Inquisitor's retinue - a Sister of Battle, a techpriest, and an Alpha-level Sanctioned Psyker, and a genius implanted with Space Marine gene-seed. Little do they suspect that the conspiracy's aim is far beyond mere heresy...
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:29 No.5182429
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    what would be the setting for this movie?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:40 No.5182514
    the warp
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:43 No.5182530
    preview for the dvd came on as i started reading that.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:50 No.5182587
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    The video of civilians who are under attack by some new creature that Tzeentch has made and the PDF can't stop it.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)00:59 No.5182673
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    an Ogryn, Cultist and a washed up guardsman go bowling
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:03 No.5182715
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    >John Goodman
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:12 No.5182768
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    A techpriestess is charged with rooting out what is first thought to be a chaos cult but instead turns out to be a recently awakened machine spirit.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:12 No.5182770
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    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:14 No.5182786
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    A storm trooper squad is sent to a forge world to find out why an emergence lock down has accrued. They discover that the place is filled with heresy... and it's spreading.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:14 No.5182790

    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:26 No.5182858
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    An arbites is being considered to become an acolyte and accompanies Inquisitor Alonzo Harris for a day to see if he has what it takes. He discovers the inquisitor has been corrupted by chaos.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:36 No.5182925
    archive this!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:39 No.5182945
    did it, just needs one more now
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:42 No.5182962
    ill be that one
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:47 No.5182991
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    an Air Caste surprise attack on the Imperial Navy leaves it crippled
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:49 No.5183000
    i would pay money to see that
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:49 No.5183004
    god amongst men
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:52 No.5183018
    this is both original and funny
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)01:54 No.5183037
    A day in the life of an Arbites.
    >> Xom 07/17/09(Fri)02:04 No.5183104
    A budding young unsanctioned psyker aggravates a weakening in the veil around a hotel causing his troubled father's possession by a daemon.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:06 No.5183111
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    A Chaos psyker masquerades as a nanny in order to infiltrate the home of a high ranking member of Hive London's central banking establishment. After using her powers to first rid herself of potential rivals, she then turns her nefarious gifts upon the hapless children in her care. After contacting a sleeper cultist within the Hive, she transports the children to the Warp, where they are shown sights which finally drive their minds insane. Their father begins to suspect trouble and decides to take the children to work with him in a desperate attempt to shield them, but all he succeeds in doing is playing right into the pysker's hands by taking the corruption exactly where she wants it to be. The insane children almost immediately cause havok in the Hive's primary bank, leading to civilian rioting on the streets and mass hysteria. Unable to shield his mind, the father too loses his grip on sanity and returns to the bank to finish what his children started. His words twist the Chief Financial Administrator's mind beyond reason, and soon the man lies dead amongst the ashes of his monetary empire.

    As the psyker flies off into the sky, her mission complete, her cultist agent on the ground co-ordinates a massive public spectacle where hive citizens fly kites upon which are scrawled blasphemous symbols of Chaos. This is the signal to the orbiting Chaos warships that the Hive's capacity to resist has been broken, and as the psyker disappears into the clouds, the faint outlines of dropships can be seen in the distance.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:07 No.5183119
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    I gotta hear this one.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:07 No.5183122

    "Is that right, Marbo?"
    "Alright, get your stupid fockin' grav-chute."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:09 No.5183137
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    A chaos champion has been brought back to life to get vengeance on those who killed him and reclaim the world in the name of chaos.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:09 No.5183142
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:11 No.5183152
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    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:13 No.5183166
    A Bridge Too Far
    Pulp Fiction
    The Rock
    Heat (1995)
    Deer Hunter

    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:17 No.5183191
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    The remains of a small Imperial Navy task force, the sole survivors of a necron incursion, make their way to safety, dodging pursuing necron fleets and dealing with the demands of the attending rogue traders and civillian survivors.

    Unbeknown to the survivors, the necron are among them.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:21 No.5183210

    A pair of luckless Imperial citizens crashland on an uncharted feral world, only to find an elegant fortress to Slaanesh. Unable to survive on their own, they agree to live with the cultists, and slowly lose their minds. Before they are fully corrupted, a pair of Dark Eldar, who had been undercover in the cult, make their presence known, kill the head cultist, and then take the entire facility back home. Somehow, Asshole and Slut manage to make it out alive, but are left to an unknown fate at the hands of the feral world.

    Internal jockying, and the head cultists failed attempt to create a warpspawn lead to the revelation that a pair of the cultists are in fact Dark Eldar who have been waiting for the cult to become large enough to warrant taking home.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:23 No.5183222
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    A well to do Medicae and his wife are slowly brought into the clutches of a slanneshi cult.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:23 No.5183223
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    An Imperium citizen discovers the his planet is slowly being taking over by Tau via subliminal messages.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:27 No.5183239
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    Local PDF fight off xenos (Uh... hrud?)
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:27 No.5183240
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    We've done this one before
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:30 No.5183265
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    2 Noise marines set out on a quest to find a holy artifact that has the powers to bring Khorne to the mortal world. and make their music awesome
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:32 No.5183275
    Please Bill&Ted
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:35 No.5183289
    i lol'd hard
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:38 No.5183301
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    Two schola progenium flunkies travel through the warp at the behest of The Changer of Ways to pass their final exams.

    Apparently they grow up to become two of the nine highlords on terra....
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:39 No.5183309
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    A Space Marine Champion must defend the Emperor's honor in a fist fight with an Ork Warboss.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:39 No.5183310
    someone sticky/archive this shit
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:39 No.5183311

    The world is under attack by unknown xeno forces. The only people who can save the world, are a PDF pilot, which a wife and kids, a radical adept from the Astrotelepathica, and drunk, retired PDF pilot turned air borne exterminator (Vaashian bloodwings are pesky little fuckers)

    When a local inquisitor gets caught up in this mess, lossing his beloved concubine to these aliens, he resorts to heretical methods to destroy these aliens, including the use of a rogue machine spirit, using the xenos own technology, and (At one point) attempting to reason and make peace with the xenos!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:40 No.5183316
    Cloverfield was so Tyranid it hurt!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:41 No.5183329
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:43 No.5183338
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    A Slanneshi cult infiltrates a Schola Progenium facility....
    >> Lore Guard 07/17/09(Fri)02:45 No.5183350
    Is it as awesome as it sounds and looks and oh god I don't know shit about it but the poster gives me an erection.
    >> femanon 07/17/09(Fri)02:45 No.5183352
    shokushu is better
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)02:52 No.5183387
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    an ab-human pilot ace who makes a living as a merc hunting pirates is challenged to a duel by an off duty Imperial Navy pilot, who has the hots for the ab-human's woman
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)03:00 No.5183436
    wow, this thread........wow
    >> Manyfist !!TggEaf+C4RP 07/17/09(Fri)03:01 No.5183448
    More like:

    Two Gamma-Level Psykers on a Primitive World use "Magic" glasses to spot out an infestation of Genestealers. They race against the clock to expose the truth to the PDF before the 'Nid hive arrives.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)03:12 No.5183509
    too easy
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)03:22 No.5183574
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    A group of AdMech techpriests, explorers, scientists and their Imperial Guard attachment are stranded on an outpost on an ice world with a shapeshifting xeno.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)03:34 No.5183644
    A really pissed off Necron...
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)03:39 No.5183673
    i lold my breakfast out of my mouth
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)03:39 No.5183680
    was waitin for that
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)04:03 No.5183812
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    A sister of Battle tries to prevent the awakening of necrons.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)04:05 No.5183819
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    Everyday life of a psyker.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)04:05 No.5183822
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    a Rogue Trader attempts prevent heretical Death Korps detachment from aquiring a Chapter Relic of Blood Angels that somehow ended up to Tallarn. The Death Korps end up having their souls and bodies evaporated by the spirits of Blood Angel heroes.

    Said RT also defeats a Death Cult assassin in 1 round of shooting with a stubber.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)04:11 No.5183854
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)04:55 No.5184129
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)05:53 No.5184440

    ohgod /r/ing Amanda Tapping as a Techpriestess
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)05:55 No.5184449
    Best techpriestess ever.

    "Blow up a sun?"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)05:57 No.5184462
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)06:17 No.5184587
    I still have a Dark Heresy campaign I'm planing based on this movie
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)12:01 No.5186475
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    Tyranid Bio-Titan attacks a primitive world. Ripper swarms plague the subways.

    Nothing can stop it.

    The end
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)12:05 No.5186496
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    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)12:14 No.5186545

    you just rolled how many tens?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)12:16 No.5186555
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    Exterminatus. Just as prophecised.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/09(Fri)12:24 No.5186618

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