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    133 KB Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)05:15 No.5189800  
    Ladies. Gentlemen.

    Pardon me, but I am trolling you.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)05:18 No.5189818
    Well, at least you're a polite troll. What did you want to incense us over, say?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)05:18 No.5189819
    Not now please, Come back in an hour or so.
    >> Slade 07/18/09(Sat)05:31 No.5189876
    I think I would like to be trolled tonight with a main course of 4th Ed vs 3rd Ed, grilled to medium well,
    with a side order of D&D alignments are wrong, with some sage rub.

    And for the second course, I will have a religion debate, well done.

    And something from the 40k codex are shit wine cellar, ten years to date, to drink. Thank you waiter.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)05:36 No.5189902
    >>5189800
    I'd prefer to hear more about your specials tonight.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)05:38 No.5189909
    >>5189902

    Come to my Japanese-Italian fusion troll restaurant, where we have world-famous Katana Copypasta!
    >> The Scribe 07/18/09(Sat)05:44 No.5189923
    In my campaign, trolls are members of the white race.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)05:47 No.5189932
    >>5189909
    >>5189876
    I like where this thread is going...
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)05:47 No.5189934
    >>5189923
    Good contribution, Diane.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:03 No.5189978
    If it please you sirs, the soup of the day is a well simmered Linking Atheism to Fascism with a special recipe from poland, and the main course is a stuffed Musclegnolls Image dump with the in-house Indie Games are Indie Because They Are Inherently Flawed dressing.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:06 No.5189995
    Gentlemen, please! Why do you suffer this cur's inept flings at anger-milking when you can be driven to volcanic heights at my PROPER troll cuisine restaurant, staffed with the most infuriating half-baatezu troll waiters in the realms?

    WE NEVER WASH THE FORKS.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:06 No.5189996
    Might I have some scaly fetish dragon shitpost with that?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:09 No.5190009
    >>5189996

    Oh sir, you're in for a treat tonight. We'll have sent to your table with our new waiter from kara-tur, who will take at least twenty minutes to thoroughly assure you that his people are superior and that even the dragons bow to his ancestors.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:13 No.5190028
    I beg your pardon, gentlemen.

    I have to request that you be fat over in the 'Fat Humanoids' seating section. A goblin with medium-well cow flanks on a stick will be your guide. Thank you for not distressing our otherwise attractive clientele.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:14 No.5190036
    >>5190028
    You will, of course, be paying for two seats.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:18 No.5190059
    I'll have a pinch of touhou with that, please.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:19 No.5190062
    (shouting from outside) Why're yer nobs doing over in that fancy restaurant, eh?

    TOO GOOD FER STREET TROLLIN'?

    WHY, I'VE BEEN SERVIN' GOOD, OPEN-AIR FAMILY-STYLE TROLLIN' FROM THIS HERE CART FOR FIFTY YEARS!

    AIN'T NOBODY IN THAT FANCY HOLE GONNA BEAT ME SPECIAL 'WOMEN ARE BIOLOGICALLY INFERIOR, NO EXCEPTIONS' RECIPE, PASSED DOWN FROM ME GRANDA WHEN EE DIED SERVIN THE SIMBUL HERSSELF!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:21 No.5190071
    >>5190059

    If I may be so bold sir, the 'Cirno Statted as a Darklord in Ravenloft' appetiser is especially good this evening.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:22 No.5190075
    >>5190062
    -4 str does sound pretty good right about now.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:24 No.5190078
    I'm terrible sorry everyone, but will the sir who ordered the 'Pregnant Necrons unbirthing Khaine' triple-course please report to the counter.

    We seem to be having some issue with your credit.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:24 No.5190083
    You know, my good man, I'm feeling adventurous tonight. Bold. -Saucy-, even.

    I'm going to do it.

    I'll have the "eat it and it's free" Jim Profit To Autosage.
    >> Spanish Flea !!TRanvZl56g3 07/18/09(Sat)06:26 No.5190091
    Holy fuck this board is gay.

    Reminds me of the WoW RP servers.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:26 No.5190095
    >>5190083

    I...

    Sir is aware that he might die in the attempt?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:27 No.5190101
    >>5190091
    I'm sorry, we're still ordering. It's a little early for the desert cart.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:28 No.5190107
    >>5190091

    Waiter! What IS that appalling smell?

    I simply must try some.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:29 No.5190113
    >>5190095
    Ahhhh, excellent. This must mean you have the Self-Serving Objectivism garnish again, it was out of season last time.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:30 No.5190119
    >>5190101
    >desert cart

    Bravo! Excellent grammatical trolling, good sir!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:33 No.5190138
    >>5190113

    If I may confide in you sir, the 'Hypocritical Eugenics Agenda' always had dearer ingredients put into it.
    Most customers tend to order Objectivism on a 'dare' as opposed to a sense of refinement, so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:38 No.5190154
    >>5190059

    Indeed it is a fine choice for second course. It does have a rather overpowering flavor, though, to the point it has been compared with a hijack of one's mouth. Could I recommend some AntiAnimu with it to soften the taste a bit?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:42 No.5190174
    >>5190119
    It's my own recipe, I thought I'd try it on such a crowd of refined palates. I call it the "Typed That Too Fucking Fast".

    >>5190138
    Perhaps I'll change that order, then; I honestly forgot how much I love the way the Agenda is prepared. I order this so often, you see.
    Could I get you to put the Facebook Stalking on a side plate? I find the Eugenics mixes strangely with the Fake Girlfriend.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:48 No.5190191
    >>5190154
    I only wanted a pinch of it, to add some flavor to the otherwise bland futa dump.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:50 No.5190194
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    How are your time loops? Apparently they're a popular seasonal recipe.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:52 No.5190200
    >>5190194

    The chef is not experienced in them, but he is confident he could pull it off, if you wish to order one.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)06:59 No.5190223
    >>5190194

    The chef is not experienced in them, but he is certain he could pull it off, if you wish to order one.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)07:03 No.5190230
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    >>5190223
    >>5190200

    Didn't I already... um, nevermind. How are your time loops? Apparently they're a popular seasonal recipe.
    >> Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 07/18/09(Sat)07:05 No.5190239
    begone troll
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)07:58 No.5190431
    >>5190239
    That's JUST what was missing! Thanks for adding a pinch of sagefaggotry!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:00 No.5190440
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    I have but ONE question....why do we call them trolls?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:05 No.5190456
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    >>5190194
    >>5190230

    Here's your order, sah!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:46 No.5190680
    Could I have a four course dish of tripfaggotry, please? RMD, Jim Profit and both Edwards, please.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:49 No.5190697
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    Sup, I heard there was some trolling going on.

    Mind if I join in?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:52 No.5190712
    >>5190697
    You can join in anywhere you like.
    >> Radical Edward !!hhPKJpmISjL 07/18/09(Sat)08:53 No.5190722
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    >>5190440

    Back in my day we used to call them forum monkeys!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:57 No.5190747
    >>5190722
    Hi there!

    You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

    Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:57 No.5190748
    >>5190680
    If I may be so bold, the establishment is having a sale on bottles of LogicNinja if sir requires something to wash his meal down.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:59 No.5190755
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    Am I doing it correctly?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)08:59 No.5190757
    >>5190747
    Holy shit. You still have bottles of Stale Troll Bot in the wine cellar? Waiter I'll have two.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:03 No.5190768
    >>5190755
    This isn't a thread for elfing.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:09 No.5190792
    How's the weeaboo shitscribble? Forgive me, but I've got a date tonight, and I'd like something light to settle my stomach.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:11 No.5190802
    I'll have another serving of Radical Edward, please.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:13 No.5190813
    >>5190792
    If sir want something light there are a couple of Tripfag teppanyaki going on at this moment.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:17 No.5190832
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    OH GODS A TROLL!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:25 No.5190860
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    Oh.....oh god.....

    I don't think I can finish all my Jim Profit. Somebody want to give me a hand?

    Or a handi-wipe?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:27 No.5190874
    >>5190860
    Sir was warned. I'll get the staff to clean it up presently sir.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:28 No.5190876
    >>5190747
    DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE???
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:34 No.5190898
    I; havn't had any "LOL I'm a kender" for a while, it might be considered bland but it actually does have a delicate flavour
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)09:57 No.5191001
    >>5190860
    quick take it to the Saucier
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:10 No.5191062
    A side dish of copypasta would hit the spot right now.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:12 No.5191075
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS THREAD. It does quite make my blood boil red and anger me.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:29 No.5191172
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    Alan Merrick's Troll Cuisine weblog:
    Quickfire Chapter - Rolleyes Chain Restaurant

    This is unprecedented on my part. Due to reader recommendation and request, I am about to review a representive of the populist 'fast-troll' establishment Rolleyes. Details to follow.

    "HEYA! Welcome to Rolleyes, what'll it be?"
    (passable smirk. Rolling of eyes upon my approach and observation of combover well done, as expected.)

    Number three, please.

    "That's a trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls comin' right up! Like some circular reasonin' seasonin' with that?"

    Very well.

    "Two gold pieces, sir!"

    I pay. I do not expect much. My thoughts drift to Grav Tellark's heady blend of animal rights rhetoric and militant feminism...if I only were expecting such a feast.

    If only- ah. Ah.

    Interesting.

    The mascot is a fat elf with feline ears. His expression, I...it's, here, a sketch.

    XD

    My mood stirs. Could this be acceptance?

    I begin the meal.

    Characteristics:
    Borderline enraging, superficial subject matter, easily absorbed tidbits and portions, yet sizable as a whole.

    In summary: I could see why this has caught on with the younger races. If I have to, recommended as a gateway troll source.

    Three out of Five stars.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:33 No.5191199
    >>5190802

    Hey. Hey.

    Sell ya a microwave Radical Edward cup-dinner. It ain't got the tripcodes and smilies but it's pretty much the same otherwise. 3 gold, four for 10 gold.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:41 No.5191273
    Waiter, I would like to order Flare with Cynder, but I cannot quite decide which wine would go best with it. What would be your recommendation?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:44 No.5191291
    >>5191273
    The red wine made from She is my Waifu grapes is especially well aged, sir.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:45 No.5191300
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    Mesdames et messieurs.

    I am pleased to announce the grand opening of my world-troll gourmet restaurant. All my planes-renowned material will be on the menu, and all manner of beings will be trolled for.

    Finally, my undead brothers will be gladly served at my establishment! 'Kill Yourself Again - It's Not Worth It' has proven to be a crowd pleaser during my tours in Ravenloft and I'm confident that you will not regret the full course.

    For the mortal races, perhaps my famous "Rape Violates? - One Might Say the Same of All Religions" will satisfy! The humans certainly think so, and I have had three riots and six assassination attempt awards to this credit!

    And lastly, the planes-touched and outsiders...my keynote sigil comedy chef's "Nothing You Do Will Matter : Doomguard Ascending, or Should I say Descending" will utterly fail to amuse indeed!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:45 No.5191304
    >>5191273

    Well, most of our customers enjoy our fine metathread whine, but we also have some well-aged sagefag whines in our cellar. Which would sir prefer?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:48 No.5191320
    >>5191273
    I'd recommend our finest Sergalria, sir.
    Would you like some Dragonborn breast with your meal?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:49 No.5191324
    I don't know why you snooty faces are being so selective with your wine when you could be drinking sweet, sweet 4th edition slushies. Never fails.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:50 No.5191339
    >>5191291
    Jolly good then. Flare and Cynder for me, Clip-Magazine with greentext for the missus, a bottle of She is my Waifu, and let's see... a bottle of Deagle sherry.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:51 No.5191343
    A most excellent thread. Cheers and -4 str.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:54 No.5191365
    >>5191304
    Which one would you recommend to accompany touhou cheese?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)10:59 No.5191399
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    TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:01 No.5191411
    >>5191365

    In my experience sage is usually considered to go well with touhou. May I also suggest a side salad of strawmen and non sequitur? We have a special offer on all logical fallacy dishes today.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:02 No.5191416
    >>5191411
    A full christfag vs. atheist happy meal? I'm in.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:02 No.5191417
    >>5191411

    Stormwind fallacy for me then, please, along with some munchkin stew.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:10 No.5191440
    (clinks wineglass)

    Sirs, I have most distressing news. The evening's main course of Gamist, Narrativist, Simulationist: Sixty People Try To Convince Each Other Simultaneously has been tainted.

    One of the ogre serving boys answered the call of nature, as it were, in the main cauldron.

    We apologise for any pleasantness this might result in.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:14 No.5191462
    This establishment doesn't serve Shitty Homebrew? I would be enraged if not for the fact that your offering of 40K stole from Starcraft was handled with surprising dignitas.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:14 No.5191464
    Excuse me kind sir, but i believe there happens to be a Well-mannered-intelligent-conversation in my Mary Sue Soup.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:16 No.5191475
    >>5191464

    I am SO mortified, sir. This is completely unacceptable, and your table will be enjoying free refills of tripfag discussion threads for the rest of the night.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:17 No.5191481
    >>5191462

    No, but we do have some of the classic sage for homebrew if sir would like.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:22 No.5191507
    >>5191481

    I might be in the mood if you top it off with Sagefag Spams in Earthflame Thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:25 No.5191522
    I would like to order the Tripfaggotry, with a side of Objectivists Are Trolls Even Though All The Bitching Comes From Their Opposition.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:26 No.5191537
    Would it happen to be a right place, to order some well seasoned alpha male pasta?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:27 No.5191539
    >>5191507

    Certainly, sir. Would you like to argue with the trolls for a while before they're slaughtered? I believe replying to trolls is considered an essential part of any good sagefag thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:28 No.5191542
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    >>5191537

    Of course, sir. We have just had a fresh shipment from /b/ this morning. Would you like some of /a/'s famous wikispam to go with it?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:28 No.5191543
    I'm feeling adventurous. Tell me, Garçon, how is the Sergal Shitstorm?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:30 No.5191551
    >>5191539

    Hear that, darling? They have trolls you can argue with! And you say I never take you anywhere classy.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:30 No.5191552
    >>5191542
    Oh, certainly. /a/ spams are known for their spicy weaboosnes.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:31 No.5191554
    >>5191539

    One reply each will do. Don't want them too well done, do we? (hearty aristocratic laughter)
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:31 No.5191558
    >>5191543

    Exquisitely exasperating and resurgent, sir, dipped into our finest Unified Setting sauce before being baked into delicious drawfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:32 No.5191562
    Waiter! Table's all out of greentext. Cheers.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:34 No.5191570
    >>5191558
    I assume said drawfaggotry has a sufficient portion of bad porn? If so send a small portion of Sergal Shitstorm directly to my table.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:35 No.5191577
    >>5191562

    Our apologies, sir, here is a fresh batch of complimentary HURR DURR.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:36 No.5191589
    >>5191522
    Waitress, this post has a little too much meta in it. Would you kindly thin it out for me?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:38 No.5191602
    >>5191570

    Very good sir, the chef will get right on it after the kitchen staff have finished debating whether he exists or not for the previous customer's order of religion argument with flying spaghetti.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:42 No.5191623
    Excuse me sir, I`d like to order a full plate of furry porn spam, I heard it`s a specialty.
    >> GTVA Colossus !moot/UIi/o 07/18/09(Sat)11:43 No.5191630
    My pretentious comments could do with some more implying, waiter.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:46 No.5191645
    >>5191577
    You're serving Hurr and Durr together now? Pah!
    I told you folk that as soon as the big boards started doing it, *everyone* would follow suit!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:46 No.5191646
    Garçon! I wondered if you have some Ruby Quest threads archived? I was told there was a particular batch with some delicious saging.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:46 No.5191653
    >>5191630

    We'll have i twice as passive aggressive and with more uses of the word 'pseudo' for you in five minutes, sir.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:51 No.5191677
    >>5191623
    A full plate? I can see you've never ordered furry porn spam here before; your table will be making dismayed noises when they put that down. Wanna split it? I'm kind of empty after trying to choke down all that Jim Profit.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:52 No.5191681
    I love you guys so much. We need an archive, stat.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:53 No.5191690
    >>5191681

    The archival services have already been contacted and downvoters are standing by, our address is:

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5189800/
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:54 No.5191695
    >>5191681
    A splendid idea, a 4chanarchive link spam would be the perfect dessert!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:55 No.5191698
    >>5191677
    If you say so, sir. Well then, I`d also have some I CANT SPELL FOR SHIT cream with it.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)11:57 No.5191708
    This is quite the shindig you have going on here, I must say.
    >> GTVA Colossus !moot/UIi/o 07/18/09(Sat)11:59 No.5191718
    >>5191653
    Excellent, your pseudosalad is particularly piquant today.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:00 No.5191724
    May I order the MR. RAGE chicken? I hear that it is terribly spicy and unusually retarded.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:03 No.5191735
    /tg/, I want to carry your anal children.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:20 No.5191837
    >>5191681

    Monsieur, I would avv to ask you to please refrane fromme langauge of dis nature. You harr spoilin' the AMBIANCE.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:21 No.5191849
    I SAY! My good fellow, my daughter would like your very finest HERP DERP to go!

    Thing is, she's terribly, terribly spoiled and won't eat the DERP at all, so I'll be in your debt if you could somehow make it all HERP.

    Your cheffies up to it, eh?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:25 No.5191878
    (overheard from a nearby table)

    'Bleedin' 'ell, dis place is posh! Dey puts Godwin's law in da biskits! An' Davey, we splits the bill or I'll hafta knife yer, nothin' personal.'
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:30 No.5191913
    (overheard from another, different table)

    '-right, I'll keep some for you............Oh man watch her go. Whoo! Can you believe she actually finished the whole Positive Fifty Minute Video Review of Twilight by a Wiccan by herself? I am in fucking love.'
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:34 No.5191937
    I'll have a dash of edition war with that.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:52 No.5192069
    Now, now. Last orders please, the kitchen's closing for the night.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:56 No.5192090
    Could I get a half order of How Does I Get Woman to go?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)12:59 No.5192104
    >>5192090
    Care to take a faggot assburger for free? They're already running a bit stale.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)13:42 No.5192390
    Waiter! I'll have some cheese with my sagefag whine!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)15:09 No.5192901
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    >>5192390

    I am sorry sir, we are closed during nighttime. There will be more trolling tomorrow morning as always.

    In the meantime, if you are interested in cheese and whine of the weeaboo variety, there is a wonderful place in /a/ that never closes, I believe it is called the Endless Eight. Or perhaps you would like to visit the famous God Tier restaurant of /v/, their console wars will have quite a familiar aroma to many an edition war connoisseur.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)15:11 No.5192908
    I love you, /tg/. Manually.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)15:15 No.5192922
    GOD DAMMIT ALL I WANTED WAS SOME I TROLL U DRANK!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)15:41 No.5193073
    People, people! I suggest that we start our night time bar roll! Me myself am going to /v/, then /mu/ and then little detour to /a/. After I'm fully loaded myself, I might go to /b/. If I'm still standing and sober enought, I might grab few spams from various boards, mainly /e/ and /h/. I think I'm going to need someone to drive me home, becouse after all that rage, spam and trolls I'm in no shape of driving.

    So, anyone willing to join me?
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)15:45 No.5193102
    >after all that rage, spam and trolls I'm in no shape of driving
    >in no shape of driving

    YOU MUST EITHER BE A WOMAN OR A LIBERAL, AND YOU'RE GETTING NO HELP FROM ME EITHER WAY.

    No charge sir, tell your friends to come tommorrow if you like, we'll certainly have a table for you.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)15:49 No.5193118
    >>5193102
    Sure I'll come. This is a lovely place after all.
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)15:51 No.5193125
    Who wants to dumpster dive for good Powergaming Doesn't Mean You Can't Roleplay Well bits? They almost never spoil in there!
    >> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)15:54 No.5193149
    I still have a bottle of vintage tripfag whine. Anyone with me?



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