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    49 KB Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)02:41 No.5198466  
    PROMETHIUM PRICES THESE DAYS ARE INSANE! I WENT DOWN TO THE STATION TO FILL UP, AND THEY WANTED TO CHARGE ME 4 THRONES A GALLON! BACK IN MY DAY YOU WOULD BE LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN FOR EVEN THINKING OF CHARGING 1 THRONE A GALLON!

    COST ME 200 THRONES FOR HALF A TANK!
    >> Guardsman Ted 07/19/09(Sun)02:45 No.5198505
    Venerated Dreadnaught, your battle brothers are resting, why must you wake now?
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)02:45 No.5198506
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    >>5198466

    Back in your day, the biggest Promethium producing planets were just starting to be mined.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:47 No.5198526
    Don't you think they'd give you a senior discount?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:50 No.5198550
    >>5198466
    Grandpa Dreadnought! Grandpa Dreadnought! Would you be interested in buying a brand new seismic hammer? It's only 40 thrones!
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)02:51 No.5198558
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    >>5198466
    200 thrones! You think that's bad! You should see how much it takes to keep one of our mobile fortress monasterys moving!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:53 No.5198589
    >>5198466
    Grandpa Dreadnought, don't you have a reactor core, instead of a promethium combustion engine?
    >> The IDread Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:55 No.5198600
    >>5198466
    Hey Gramps convert to a hybrid it what all cool dread's are doing.
    >> Guardsman Ted 07/19/09(Sun)02:56 No.5198604
    >>5198550
    No soliciting please.
    >>5198589
    That's only in the "newer" models.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:56 No.5198607
    >>5198589

    >Grandpa Dreadnought, don't you have a reactor core, instead of a promethium combustion engine?

    >reactor core, instead of a promethium combustion engine

    >Assuming he means his engine and not his flamer
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)02:57 No.5198612
    >>5198589

    Yeah, but they installed a fuckhuge flamethrower in him some time ago. Needs feeding.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:00 No.5198643
    All this has me considering buying the new Tauyota model.

    No one knows where they actually come from but damn at least I don't feel like I'll be eligible for taking a vow of poverty every time I fill 'em up
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:00 No.5198651
    >>5198607
    >>5198612
    I see an assault cannon, a Dreadnought powerfist CCW, and a underslung bolter/stormbolter/heavybolter. Where is this flamer you speak of?
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)03:01 No.5198660
    >>5198589
    Do you have any idea how hard it would be to convert an old style dreadnought to a hybrid!? We're talking serious money, man hours, hard to get parts, and not to mention the survival chance of the sarcophagus itself!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:02 No.5198683
    >>5198651

    Detachable weapons. What are you, still in M31 or something?
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)03:03 No.5198694
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    INFERNAL CONNECTION, LOAD FASTER, EMPEROR DAMN YOU!

    >>5198589
    >>5198600
    I MEANT FOR ME...
    >>5198607
    >>5198612
    NEVERMIND, THEY BEAT ME TO IT.
    >>5198550
    GET OFF MY PORCH OR I USE THE 200 THRONES I JUST SPENT.
    >> Tech Priest Naile 07/19/09(Sun)03:03 No.5198696
    Don't forget to come in for maintenance next Tuesday, Grandpa Dread. We got to get that squeaky whirlygig looked at and properly blessed unto the Omnissiah.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:10 No.5198761
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    Uh.. Papa Dread.

    Aren't you supposed to be.. disarmed.. so you don't incinerate the neighbors?
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)03:10 No.5198764
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    >>5198696
    >whirlygig
    I STILL THINK YOU ARE MAKING UP THAT PART TO CHARGE ME MORE FOR REPAIRS. I WILL GO TO ANOTHER TECHPRIEST, JUST SEE IF I WONT!
    >>5198651
    I WILL SHOW YOU "NO FLAMER"!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:10 No.5198768
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    >>5198696

    I agree with the Tech Priest; maintenance is very important. I nearly died from lack of maintenance.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)03:11 No.5198772
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    >>5198466
    IF YOU CONVERT TO CHAOS YOU CAN RUN ON EITHER COCAINE OR BLOOD! DEPENDS ON WHICH GOD YOU CHOOSE!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:11 No.5198776
    >>5198660

    Aww but worth the while I might say for with out that big bustling ozone-slaying thing of an engine..he will be able to move silently...
    >> Guardsman Ted 07/19/09(Sun)03:13 No.5198798
    >>5198764
    Venerated Grandfather, your orderlies are here with your supliments, please calm yourself so you can continue the Emperors holy word later.
    >>5198761
    Shhh; We had them disarmed, but we told them they were fully active, just without fuel.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:14 No.5198804
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    >>5198764

    It's real name is an actuator. Really, the lack of knowledge in the Imperium today...

    >>5198772

    Don't forget souls and disease.

    >>5198776

    Dreadnoughts don't sneak; I've seen evidence of this many times.
    >> Guardsman Ted 07/19/09(Sun)03:14 No.5198806
    >>5198768
    Hehe. good times. Good times.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)03:17 No.5198825
    >>5198798
    Hmmm...

    HEY DREADNOUGHT! ALL OF YOUR WEAPONS ARE EMPTY!
    >> Billy Mays 07/19/09(Sun)03:18 No.5198839
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    HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THIS NEW STORM BOLTER!

    DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY HERESY IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEED TO BE PURGE?

    THEN BUY THIS NEW STORM BOLTER AND START CLEANING THE HERESY FROM YOUR HOUSE!

    THAT'S RIGHT IT'S BIG IT'S STRONG IT'S HOLY IT'S THE NEW STORM BOLTER!

    CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL BUY NOW AND YOU'LL RECEIVE OUR BRAND NEW POWER SWORD!

    JUST 500 THRONE! 500 THRONE ONLY!

    BUY NOW!
    >> Guardsman Ted 07/19/09(Sun)03:19 No.5198845
    >>5198825
    Hey. I never said his weapons were Empty.
    >> Tech Priest Naile 07/19/09(Sun)03:21 No.5198856
    >>5198804
    Excuse me. Who is the Tech Priest here? It's a whirlygig if I say so. It whirls, and it gigs.

    WHIRLY. BLEEDING. GIG.

    Praise the Machine God.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:22 No.5198863
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    >>5198845
    And he could.. just.. you know.. STOMP ON PEOPLE.

    That's always more fun than just shooty or burny.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:22 No.5198866
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    >>5198806

    What would you know of that? It was my second time at the end of the universe; I'd forgotten to fix my ship, and I nearly flew into a black hole.

    >>5198856

    Oh, do shut up; I know more about machinery than your entire order.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:22 No.5198867
    >>5198804
    >Dreadnoughts don't sneak; I've seen evidence of this many times.

    You clearly have not met Creed.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:24 No.5198894
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    >>5198867

    I have; Creed doesn't work with Astartes vehicles.
    >> Sublime Expression of Righteous Fury 07/19/09(Sun)03:24 No.5198898
    >>5198863

    THAT'S THE SPIRIT YA GROT!
    >> Guardsman Ted 07/19/09(Sun)03:25 No.5198905
    >>5198863
    That goes without saying. Venerated Dreadnaughts do not have those fists for show.
    >>5198866
    Was that a Dr.Who reference? ...nevermind. When Nurgle and Slaanesh get drunk, they like to talk...loudly.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)03:25 No.5198908
    >>5198863
    He could still use his power fist too.
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)03:28 No.5198938
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    >>5198761
    DISARM? HA! THEY WILL HAVE TO DISARM MY COLD, DEAD CORPSE.
    AND I MEAN ALL DEAD, NOT JUST MOSTLY DEAD.
    >>5198798
    I HEARD THAT! I WILL SHOW YOU DISARMED! BEHOLD, HOLY FIRE!
    >>5198839
    SOMEONE HAND ME THE PHONE!
    >>5198804
    I HAVE SEEN A FELLOW DREADNOUGHT SNEAK BEHIND A WALL, THEN BURST THROUGH.
    >>5198863
    I LOVE A GOOD STOMP.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:29 No.5198946
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    >>5198905

    No, it wasn't. I'm several times older than the universe; it gets quite boring towards the end. The psychic wave of all the people dieing is quite invigorating.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)03:29 No.5198952
    >>5198856
    >>5198696
    Wait a second. Whirlygig...WHIRLYGIG! I should smack you just for saying that. My entire chapter would just laugh at you if you said that to them
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:31 No.5198968
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    >>5198938

    That's flanking, Dreadnought; they're different.
    >> Sublime Expression of Righteous Fury 07/19/09(Sun)03:33 No.5198984
    Clearly Rubric Marines require special rules for KILLING THE BUZZ, MAN.
    >> Tech Priest Naile 07/19/09(Sun)03:34 No.5198988
    Heresy up in here. Bleedin' non Mechanicus tellin' me how it is with the Holy Machines.

    I bet you don't even pray when you clean your guns.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:34 No.5198990
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    >>5198898
    >THAT'S THE SPIRIT YA GROT!

    ...WAAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)03:34 No.5198992
    >>5198938
    >SOMEONE HAND ME THE PHONE

    Grandpa, you should have a built in vox unit. I don't think that you need a phone.
    >> Creed 07/19/09(Sun)03:36 No.5199006
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    >>5198867
    : D
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:36 No.5199007
    >>5198988
    You're back talking a marine that has been to the Black Library and a Terminator that is part of the Iron Hands. I think that you're outmatched in knowledge and strength.
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)03:37 No.5199010
    >>5198466

    Which rises a question. In a vast galaxy, wouldn't there be a different kind of flammable substance which can be used for flamers as a substitute for promethium? I mean, I'm sure the cost would be cheat or cost nothing at all. So why the promethium only?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:38 No.5199017
    >>5199010
    Because using anything other than the most holy promethium is HERESY.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)03:39 No.5199026
    >>5199010
    Technically, promethium is a general term for any form of fuel in the Imperium.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:42 No.5199042
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    >>5198988

    ...

    Oh, right; you think there are 'Machine Spirits'...

    >>5199010

    The Imperium uses a variety of flammable substances; Promethium is just the most common.

    >>5199007

    I've been both Libraries; the Black, and the Hidden. The Hidden is where Tzeentch is, while the Black is where all the information about the Warp is.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)03:43 No.5199049
    >>5199042

    But do you know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
    >> Tech Priest Naile 07/19/09(Sun)03:44 No.5199061
    >>5199007
    You've been reading books from the Black Library? Isn't the Black Library full of heresy, and held by the XENOS SCUM, the Eldar? What favors did you do those pansies to get into there? Sounds like DOUBLE HERESY to me.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)03:45 No.5199065
    >>5199049
    Cause it's holy and free of heresy? If it's not, any kid who eats it is a heretic.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:50 No.5199101
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    >>5199049

    Because of the cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite.

    >>5199061

    It's information on the Warp; you decide if it's heresy or not. Besides, I just entered it.
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)03:51 No.5199110
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    >>5199049
    BECAUSE IT IS THE HOLY BREAKFAST CEREAL OF THE EMPEROR!
    >>5198968
    TELL THAT TO BROTHER KOOL 'DA AID!
    >> looter 07/19/09(Sun)03:51 No.5199113
    >>5199006
    CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)03:52 No.5199118
    >>5199101
    RUBRIC, DID YOU EVER CALL SLAANESH OFF MY ASS!? I'VE BEEN FLYING THROUGH SPACE FOR THE PAST WEEK NOW! NEVER ONCE ENTERING THE WARP!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:54 No.5199140
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    >>5199118

    I never did; I said that just to see if you would run.

    >>5199110

    I will.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)03:55 No.5199145
    >>5199140

    >I never did call her onto you;

    Fixed.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)03:57 No.5199168
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    >>5199140
    UUUAAARRARRAAARGH!

    I'M GOING TO RIP YOU IN-HALF!
    SKULL BARGE, INTO THE WARP! TO TZEENTCH'S REALM!
    >> Arcbound 07/19/09(Sun)03:58 No.5199172
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    >>5198938
    >mostly dead
    I can fix that for ya.
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:59 No.5199177
    No violence.. no guns.. no death..

    Why isn't this thread a free for all yet?
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)03:59 No.5199184
    >>5199168
    ..Spoke too soon.

    Or too late as the case may be.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)04:00 No.5199191
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    >>5199168

    I would love to see you try, my friend.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)04:01 No.5199193
    >>5199177
    I thought that you hated fight scenes?
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:02 No.5199201
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    >>5199191
    YOU WERE SAYING!
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:04 No.5199217
    >>5199201

    Berserker! Berserker! Tell me more about that girl of yours!
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:05 No.5199233
    >>5199217
    LIKE WHAT?

    *rage is dieing a little*
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:06 No.5199235
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    >>5199110
    >KOOL 'DA AID

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    FOR THE EMPEROR!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)04:06 No.5199237
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    >>5199201

    I meant trying to kill me; I've broken through time so many times, seen the death and birth of the universe, lived tens of billions of lifetimes. It is impossible to kill me; you may defeat me in combat, yet I won't be killed.

    I've become a permanent fixture to the universe.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:07 No.5199246
    >>5199237
    I HELPED TZEENTCH TAKE A PSYKER FILED PLANET, HE OWES ME ONE!
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:07 No.5199247
    >>5199233

    Like the time that girl of yours died, causing you to join Khorne! Have you ever ask Khorne to revive and in return, you slaughter something to please Him?
    >> Mârquis dé baguette 07/19/09(Sun)04:09 No.5199259
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    Some body call for some WITCHCRAFT?
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:09 No.5199260
    >>5199247
    KHORNE...Khorne can only resurrect those that follow him. I made entire system run red with blood. But because she served the Emperor, Khorne has no hold over her soul and thus, can't revive her.
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)04:11 No.5199271
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    >>5199237
    YOU ARE GETTING AWFULLY UPPITY LATELY. EVEN IF YOU CAN NOT DIE I OUGHTA TAN YOUR HIDE... METAPHORICALLY OF COURSE.
    >>5199193
    SHE DOES, BUT, SAVE LAST WEEK, MORE AND MORE PEOPLE END UP DEAD IN MY HOUSE... AND IT IS NOT MY FAULT!
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:12 No.5199281
    >>5199260

    So what you're saying is that...she doesn't love you enough to switch to your Chaos God? Not quite sure if the revenge was a necessity.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)04:13 No.5199292
    >>5199271
    Well, as long as I'm here, we shouldn't have to worry about berserker killing anyone. At least not someone who serves the Emperor.
    >> Totally Not Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)04:14 No.5199295
    >>5199260
    THEN WHY DON'T YOU SERVE THE EMPEROR?
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:14 No.5199303
    >>5199281
    I can't talk to her you idiot. Chaos doesn't work that way. I doubt that she even knows that I've turned.
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:15 No.5199308
    >>5199292

    Now that ain't true. I remember the last person you punched was me who was an Imperial servant.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)04:17 No.5199322
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    >>5199246

    Tzeentch wouldn't destroy me, because he knows he can't; trying to destroy my soul is like trying to destroy the entire universe at once. I've been anchored here.

    >>5199271

    Please, do not try; I enjoy your presence. I'd hate to kill you.
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:18 No.5199327
    >>5199303

    You know how Tzeentch works? He could probably hook her up somewhere in the warp where people died and shown her you doing all the stuffs, then some emotions thing happen and etc plus a few soap opera drama...you and her could become the biggest couple killing machines ever seen in the galaxy...provided if she loves you enough to switch but we don't see that's happening, do we?
    >> Sublime Expression of Righteous Fury 07/19/09(Sun)04:18 No.5199332
    >>5199322

    >> I am from the Thousand Mary Sues
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:19 No.5199340
    >>5199295
    IF THE EMPEROR WAS TRULY ALL POWERFUL THEN WE DID HE LET HER GET RAPED, TOURTERED, AND RIPPED IN HALF BY TRYANIDS!?

    WAS A NOT A LOYAL FOLLOWER AND YET I GOT NOTHING! I SAW HER...I saw her on her death bed. The only way they would let her live is if they made her a servitor. I KNEW THAT WE HAD TECHNOLOGY TO KEEP HER ALIVE AND HAVE HER KEEP HER MIND BUT SHE DIDN'T GET IT BECAUSE SHE WAS JUST A FERAL WORLD CITIZEN!

    EMPEROR MY ASS!
    >> Totally Not Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)04:19 No.5199342
    >>5199327
    How did you my pl- You see nothing
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)04:21 No.5199351
    >>5199332

    Actually, part of today's thread from me is a reference to the end of Mother 3; I beat it today.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:21 No.5199352
    >>5199327
    IF HER SOUL WAS IN THE CHAOS WARP I COULD BUT SHE'S NOT THERE! SHE'S WITH THE BLOODY EMPEROR!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:22 No.5199361
    >>5198660

    It's gonna cost about $15000, with overnight parts from JAPAAHN
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)04:22 No.5199363
    Hey there Grandpa Dreadnought. I had a question. Have you ever been an Ironclad Dreadnought?
    >> Arcbound 07/19/09(Sun)04:22 No.5199366
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    >>5199271
    So, Grampa, last time I saw you you nuked your home to clear out the orks.

    What's been shakin' since?
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:23 No.5199374
    >>5199352

    The thing is when a person dies, the spirit goes to the warp first. And since warp is part of the Chaos Gods' domain....you get the idea. She doesn't love you enough.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:24 No.5199377
    >>5199352
    Would you do anything to bring her back?
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)04:26 No.5199385
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    >>5199363
    NOT WITH THOSE TINY LEGS! I LIKE BEING ABLE TO WALK WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT TRIPPING OVER A PEBBLE.
    >>5199340
    I BELIEVE THE RIPPED IN HALF PART, BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE THE TYRANIDS TORTURE OR RAPE. ARE YOU PERHAPS THINKING OF THE DARK ELDAR? I KNOW THEY DO.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:26 No.5199391
    >>5199374
    IT GOES TO THE WARP FIRST THEN STRAIGHT TO WHOEVER THE SOUL WAS LOYAL TOO!

    HIDING FROM IF YOU'RE AN ELDAR!
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)04:28 No.5199403
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    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:29 No.5199406
    >>5199385
    THE TYRANIDS RIPPED HER IN HALF AFTER SHE WAS USED BY THE DARK ELDAR THANKS TO THE ELDAR TRICKING HER!
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:31 No.5199428
    >>5199391

    Which rises an argument that Tzeentch could have snatch her first to set the plan in motion. Or are you suggesting that the God Emperor is powerful than all the Chaos Gods. You sure shown a lot of faith to the God Emperor who you thinks providing an eternal salvation to her by the Emperor, so she could rest and waiting for you when you died which you two could be reunited is wrong.

    Good job, man.
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)04:33 No.5199438
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    >>5199366
    OH YOU KNOW... BUILT A NEW HOUSE, SACRIFICED A WHOLE TURNIP CROP IN A CHILI COOK-OFF (THE NEW CROP IS COMING IN NICELY, ALMOST RIPE ENOUGH TO MY COFFEE TABLE, THE USUAL.
    >>5199406
    THAT IS... INCREDIBLY UNLUCKY. SMELLS LIKE TZEENTCH TO ME.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:33 No.5199441
    >>5199428
    I'M GOING TO...I'M GOing to...I'll be at a bar if anyone needs me...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:33 No.5199444
    >>5199428

    >You sure shown a lot of faith to the God Emperor who you thinks providing an eternal salvation to her by the Emperor, so she could rest and waiting for you when you died which you two could be reunited is wrong.

    .....wat?
    >> Fuuka: Bitch Queen of /tg/ 07/19/09(Sun)04:35 No.5199453
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    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:35 No.5199456
    >>5199438

    Exactly! It does smell like Tzeentch which my theory of Him creating the best couple killing machines in the galaxy through soap opera drama! But no! She stays with the Emperor! Which means she doesn't love him enough!
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)04:36 No.5199459
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    >>5199406

    I'd expect both kinds of Eldar to trick people; I had a fling with a Wraithguard once.

    >>5199428

    The Emperor is on the same power level as exactly one Chaos God.

    >>5199438

    I'll ask him, if I ever go back to the Impossible Fortress.

    >>5199441

    I have some several billion year old cases of fine wine.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:36 No.5199462
    >>5199441
    What would you do If you can bring her back?

    Would you do everything?
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:43 No.5199513
    >>5199459
    That would be nice.
    >>5199462
    I don't know. It's been so long.

    Ah how I remember though. Kind with animals BUT RUTHLESS WITH PEOPLE! SHE WAS THE BEST DAMN COMMISSAR I EVER KNEW! HER MERE PRESENCE WOULD MAKE THE SOLDIERS CHARGE TOWARDS THE ENEMY LESS THEY WANTED TO FEEL HER WRATH!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:46 No.5199536
    >>5199513
    So you love her.

    But will you bring her back if you can?

    Would you do thing you can't even imagine to bring her back?
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:46 No.5199545
    >>5199513

    Which rises an argument that she couldn't be the BEST DAMN COMMISSAR you ever knew since the galaxy is so vast that there is a positive possibility that there are a lot more commissars who were better than her.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)04:48 No.5199557
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    >>5199513

    I'll send some to your ship, although you might receive something other than the wine...
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:49 No.5199570
    >>5199545
    DO YOU KNOW ANY THAT COULD MAKE A SQUIGGOTH RUN IN FEAR!?

    >>5199536
    I WOULD DO ANYTHING EVEN IF...IF HAD TO SPEND A NIGHT WITH SLAANESH AGAIN!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:52 No.5199585
    >>5199545
    >she couldn't be the BEST DAMN COMMISSAR you ever knew
    >you ever knew
    >the galaxy is so vast

    Fucking hell namefag. Just fucking hell.
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:52 No.5199591
    >>5199570

    Since I have never met her, I have no idea. But I could also claim that I have seen several commissars who could make some big nasty monsters run in fear.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)04:56 No.5199619
    >>5199591
    She kept it as a pet afterwords!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)04:57 No.5199631
    >>5199570
    >I WOULD DO ANYTHING EVEN IF...IF HAD TO SPEND A NIGHT WITH SLAANESH AGAIN!
    >I WOULD DO ANYTHING
    >DO ANYTHING
    >ANYTHING

    Heheh then...This is going just as planned.

    Well then you must as I say.
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)04:58 No.5199634
    >>5199619

    ......got me there. Son of a bitch.
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)04:59 No.5199637
    >>5199438
    Do you sell those turnips perchance? I got an amazing recipe for a meat stew that calls for turnips.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)05:01 No.5199650
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    >>5199631

    Well, looks like I won't have to go back to the Impossible Fortress after all.

    How're you doing?
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)05:02 No.5199653
    Grandpa, you still here?
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)05:05 No.5199676
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    >>5199637
    I AM A REGULAR AT THE FARMER'S MARKET.
    >>5199653
    YES YES, JUST READING A GOOD BOOK.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:05 No.5199679
    >>5199641
    >BUT ONLY IF KHORNE SAYS IT'S ALRIGHT!
    Khorne you would risk the Chance of getting her back.
    For Khorne.

    Where was Khorne when she was kill?
    Where was he?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:09 No.5199703
    >>5199679
    Gankin' Doodz.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:09 No.5199704
    Man this some is good wine.

    >>5199679
    KHORNE WAS THERE WHEN I WANTED VENGEANCE! KHORNE AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING HER BACK TO LIFE, BUT WE ALWAYS FAIL!
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:09 No.5199708
    >>5199704
    >is some
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)05:10 No.5199713
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    >>5199704

    What?

    There was actually wine in there?

    ...

    God damnit, Tzeentch.
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)05:13 No.5199726
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    OH EMPEROR DAMN IT, I NEARLY FORGOT! IT IS A BIT LATE NOW BUT...

    I WILL NOT BE RECEIVING VISITORS NEXT WEEK. I HAVE... FAMILY OBLIGATIONS TO ATTEND TO.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:13 No.5199729
    >>5199713
    There are a lot of wine bottles.
    >>5199676
    HEY DREADNOUGHT! YOU WANT SOME BILLION YEAR OLD, UNOPENED WINE? I'LL TRADE YOU!
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)05:14 No.5199733
    >>5199726

    ....they're still alive?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:14 No.5199734
    >>5199704
    And why is that?
    Khorne is failure.
    He can't win.
    You can't bring her back without my help.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)05:15 No.5199735
    >>5199726
    See you later venerable Grandfather.
    >>5199713
    What did you try to send originally?
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:15 No.5199738
    >>5199676
    What is your book? Mine is the Necronomicon. Some bloke named Lovecraft wrote it.

    Ooh, here's my favorite part: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)05:16 No.5199745
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    >>5199729

    Damnit. I told Tzeentch to put Slaanesh in there.

    Now, I'll have to get a new case of wine and start all over again.

    >>5199735

    Slaanesh.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:17 No.5199749
    >>5199734
    ...ttttzzzZZZZEEEEEENNNNNTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HELPED ME WITH ANYTHING!? YOU JUST LAUGHED WHEN RUBIRC LET SLAANESH LOOSE ON ME!
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)05:19 No.5199757
    >>5199733
    Battle brothers.
    >>5199745
    What is with you and setting Slaanesh loose on him?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:19 No.5199758
    >>5199749
    Oh.

    That.

    Was.

    An Accident.

    I can still bring her back.

    For a little price.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:21 No.5199764
    >>5199758
    I wouldn't be an Admiral of a Skull Armada if I didn't at least ask what the price was.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)05:22 No.5199770
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    >>5199757

    It's funny. I'll have to show you some time; the Warp isn't a good place for that, though, so maybe later.

    >>5199749

    He laughs at a lot of things.

    >>5199758

    Do you really have to mislead the boy like that?
    >> Grandpa Dreadnought 07/19/09(Sun)05:24 No.5199779
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    >>5199733
    SOME OF THEM HAD OFFSPRING WHICH IN TURN HAD MORE OFFSPRING AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.
    >>5199729
    HMMM... IT WOULD GO WELL IN MY COLLECTION...

    WHAT? OH DAMN... A STORM APPROACHES. SOUNDS LIKE A BIG ONE. I HAVE TO GO SET UP SOME PROTECTION FOR THE TURNIPS. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE AND I WILL SEE YOU IN A FEW WEEKS.
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:24 No.5199781
    >>5199758
    Tzeentch, if that really is you, I would like to offer a wager. A simple game in exchange for the Berserker's girl back.

    Simply put, I wish to battle logical paradoxes.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:25 No.5199784
    >>5199764
    The Price is this.

    You have to follow my order for a thousand years.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)05:25 No.5199792
    >>5199770
    How high is the possibility of corruption for a 98% mechanical marine?
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:27 No.5199805
    >>5199784
    I present this to you, Mr. "Lord of Change."

    I put forth: This statement is not true.
    If you are able to confirm that statement, you win.
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)05:28 No.5199814
    >>5199770
    Oh please it was your Idea and Slaanesh drugs me.
    >>5199781
    No thank.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:29 No.5199817
    >>5199784
    GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINAXE!
    >>5199781
    ???
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)05:29 No.5199818
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    >>5199792

    Dangerously high; same as every living thing. Besides, I'll just ride with Berserker's Armada; you can teleport on when the time is right.

    >>5199805

    Oh; for a second there, I thought you were going to play 'The Oldest Game.'
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:30 No.5199826
    >>5199784

    Pffff. Thousand of years are nothing when it comes to someone infused with Chaos energy, causing him ageless and not to mention can be brought back to life. He's fucking bored to death especially the fact that all he did was blood and skulls. So thousand of years are nothing to him.
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:30 No.5199827
    >>5199818
    Well, we all just lost that game.
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)05:30 No.5199828
    >>5199817
    Oh well I'll just go play with her soul a little bit more.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)05:33 No.5199847
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    >>5199814

    We both have a lot of plans; how do you know it isn't yours?

    >>5199828

    Oh, I do enjoy messing with souls; may I join you?

    >>5199827

    Not 'The Game,' the 'Oldest Game.'
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:33 No.5199849
    >>5199828
    I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER! THE POSSIBILITY OF THAT IS AS GREAT THE CHANCE OF YOU KILLING RUBY BOY OVER HERE!>>5199818
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)05:34 No.5199853
    >>5199814
    If you're going to pretend to be me, please try not sounding like a complete moron.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)05:36 No.5199862
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    >>5199849

    I was bluffing earlier, you know. Tzeentch can't kill me while I'm in the armor, but he can take out my soul. I'm dead as a door nail if that happens.
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)05:37 No.5199869
    >>5199847
    Feel free to join in.

    >>5199849
    Don't count on it Berserker.

    She's losing her Sanity and soon I'll send her over to Slaanesh and she'll be lost forever.
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:37 No.5199871
    Well, I must sleep. I have a long trip through the warp scheduled and sleep during warp travel always makes Commissar D...... Restless.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:39 No.5199880
    >>5199869
    OW, DAMN IT STOP! I CAN FEEL THAT!
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)05:40 No.5199884
    >>5199869

    Whoa whoa whoa, I though we have settled the fact that his girlfriend(who she doesn't love him completely) is with the Emperor.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)05:41 No.5199892
    >>5199871
    Take my Thunderhammer...you might need it.

    I'll be leaving now. This is turning into a chaos thread anyhow.
    >> Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 07/19/09(Sun)05:41 No.5199895
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    >>5199869

    Okay; I'll be there soon.

    With that, /tg/, I must bid you adieu.
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)05:41 No.5199896
    >>5199880
    Then serve me and she I'll be reunited with you again.
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.5199901
    >>5199892
    No, I have something far more powerful.


    Love.
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)05:42 No.5199904
    Lets see how many 9's this will get.
    I'm having a wager with Kairos.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:43 No.5199909
    >>5199896
    CAN I AT LEAST MAKE A DEAL TO KEEP YOU FROM TOUCHING HER?
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)05:44 No.5199922
    >>5199901
    ...Yeah...I'll be going.
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)05:44 No.5199923
    >>5199909
    What do you have in mind?
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:45 No.5199925
    Palendrome get.
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)05:45 No.5199929
    >>5199909
    Ok, according to kairos he owes you 10 bucks for those 9's
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:47 No.5199942
    >>5199925
    Shoot. Off by 10.

    >>5199922
    You don't really believe that do you? I'm in it for the sex. Warp travel is a bitch for entertainment.

    >>5199915
    And this is the palindrome.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:48 No.5199948
    >>5199923
    ...I HAVE A GARDEN FILLED WITH PLANTS AND CREATURES THAT NOT EVEN YOU KNOW ABOUT. YOU CAN HAVE IT.
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:48 No.5199952
    >>5199948
    Give him your bear.
    >> Battle Brother Mike 07/19/09(Sun)05:49 No.5199953
    You know what? I'm going to some planet to drill some oil for promethium.
    >> Terminator !iSsP9f7qHA 07/19/09(Sun)05:49 No.5199959
    >>5199942
    I figured that's what you meant but did you have to use such a cheese phrase?
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)05:50 No.5199963
    >>5199948
    Oh I doubt that Berserker.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:50 No.5199966
    >>5199952
    Mach killed my bear.
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:51 No.5199976
    >>5199959
    Dramatic value. Also: inb4 52M get
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:52 No.5199981
    >>5199963
    ONE OF THE PLANTS WORK LIKE A GIANT VIRUS. INFECTING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WITH CHAOS! I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT SO THAT ANYONE INFECTED WILL SERVE KHORNE, BUT IT CAN BE ALTERED TO HAVE THE INFECTED SERVE YOU.
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)05:55 No.5200000
    >>5199981
    That? I Got that somewhere in my Library.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:55 No.5200008
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    >>5200000
    LIBRARY GET
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)05:56 No.5200010
    >>5200000
    Emprah fukken damnit Tzeentch.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)05:56 No.5200012
    >>5200000
    CAN IT ALSO GIVE THE INFECTED PSYKER ABILITIES?
    >> Emporer's Star Child 07/19/09(Sun)05:57 No.5200018
    >>5200000
    inb4 just as planned
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)05:58 No.5200029
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    >>5200000
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:00 No.5200037
    >>5200000

    another victory for chaos....
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)06:00 No.5200038
    >>5200000
    Oh Just as Planned.
    >> Tzeentch 07/19/09(Sun)06:00 No.5200039
    >>5200018
    Just as--

    DAMN YOU, STAR CHILD!
    >> Emporer's Star Child 07/19/09(Sun)06:01 No.5200046
    >>5200038
    >>5200039
    Paradoxes of the temporal sort!
    >> Tzeentch !UbiEnJHhlY 07/19/09(Sun)06:03 No.5200057
    >>5200039
    Who are you?
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)06:03 No.5200058
    Seriously Tzeentch, what do you want in exchange for her safety. Make it quick. It's 5:04 am.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:03 No.5200059
    >>5200038
    >>5200039
    Oh god what
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)06:05 No.5200070
    >>5200057
    tripfag all you want changeling it still doesn't stop you from being anywhere near my talent.
    And I have no idea who the above Tzeentch is, maybe it's Kairos.
    >> Tzeentch !UbiEnJHhlY 07/19/09(Sun)06:06 No.5200073
    >>5200058
    Well then like I said serve me for a thousand years.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:06 No.5200079
    ITT: Proof that Tzeentch has a serious problem with schizophrenia.
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)06:07 No.5200082
    >>5200073
    Rates are terrible, the 999 year contract is alot better plus you can always get him to sign up again.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)06:08 No.5200084
    >>5200073
    Resurection = a thousand years.
    Safety = a thousand years.

    You sound like a bad salesman.
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)06:10 No.5200091
    >>5200084
    Entirely too predictable to be me.
    >> Tzeentch !UbiEnJHhlY 07/19/09(Sun)06:10 No.5200093
    >>5200084
    By doing that she'll be safe and resurrected.
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)06:11 No.5200096
    >>5200093
    "safe" and "resurrected".
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 07/19/09(Sun)06:13 No.5200112
    My personal Khorne demonettes just finished my check up. Turns out I didn't feel you hurting her after all.>>5199880 What I felt was demonic energies gripping one of my hearts. But it grabbed my heart instead of hers which means you tried to trick me into believing that you could actually hurt her.
    The deal is off...before it starts.

    Now I'm going to bed. I haven't slept in a week thanks to Rubric.
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)06:15 No.5200122
    >>5200112
    Looked pretty slaaneshi to me.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:15 No.5200123
    >>5200112
    So mike was right!>>5199884
    >> Tzeentch !UbiEnJHhlY 07/19/09(Sun)06:16 No.5200125
    >>5200112
    Hahahaha yes yes I'm sure it is.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)06:17 No.5200131
    >>5200122
    What looked slaaneshy exactly?
    >> Tzeentch. 07/19/09(Sun)06:18 No.5200139
    the Daemonette.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)07:03 No.5200387
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    ...Just as planned.
    >> Dudenaught 07/19/09(Sun)07:17 No.5200456
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    YO GRAMPS, WHAT'S THE YELLIN' ABOUT
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)07:28 No.5200501
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    Avatar, name AND tripfagging at the same time?

    son, i am disappoint
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)07:39 No.5200556
    >>5198694
    Grandpa dreadnought, It's time to take your meds. that's a storm bolter, not a flamer.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)07:42 No.5200565
    >>5200556
    now the question is where the fuck he put the promethium...
    >> Slaanesh 07/19/09(Sun)08:10 No.5200678
    Grandpa Dreadnaught! Grandpa Dreadnaught!
    what ever happened to Grandma Penitent Engine? :(
    she used to make me brownies
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)10:25 No.5201576
    >>5200678
    why did I d'aww at that.
    >> Conscript Narl Haxtes 07/19/09(Sun)12:13 No.5202287
    SHIT! Am I late?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)12:42 No.5202516
    >>5202287
    Only by several hours.



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