You make me sad doctor. Surely a man of your learning realize bacteria and viruses can be used for the BENEFIT of mankind.

Oh well Doctor. One day I hope you will see the light. Tell me when that day comes.

When we're done, put DOCTOR in COMA until he apologizes.

>>5204572
Why do you belive that any infection is evil, doctor?

Let Selene handle it. Unless the harassment is violent or more than words, then it's a non-issue to us.

Let her handle it.

Continue being evil.

Dear Doctor, we are no more a "stain" than the medicine you prescribe to our patients. Our presence is more beneficial than any substance any human could consume.

Communicate DOCTOR:
I hold the keys to many miracles of medicine. I am immune, for example, to nearly all forms of other infection. HIV/AIDS included. I can assist you in experimentation and analysis. I can even be something similar to what you humans consider a friend.

pass the data for Kong Fu (we studied awhile ago) to anything we have under our control

Monitor SELENE handling her situation. If it comes to VIOLENCE, interfere.

Any infected ANT in area, go into EXTERMINATOR van. Wait for them and then bite them.

If we put doctor in coma we will simply alert other doctors.. we don't want that.

>>5204609
GONG KU PIGEONS!

I vote, as an act of faith to Selene as our chosen messiah, we let her hear our multiple personalities.

>>5204572
Notify Selene that she can let us help her at any time.

Use Intellect to help Selene come up with witty comebacks to bully insults.

>>5204628
GONG FU* PIGEONS!

>>5204624
Fine then. We force him to appear crazy. He goes to a mental asylum, until he apologizes.

>>It would be against my morals to help an infectious stain such as yourself.
An infectious stain? That is quite the slur. I suppose that I can see the logic of your position; after all, humanity is in the end as viral as any other organism, and you are concerned that I have the ability to end your dominance, your hard-won victory over everything else you have encountered in your entire racial history. What could be more moral than preserving your race against a potential aggressor, after all?

Yet I present for your consideration that your case is a microcosm of that of your species. I present an offer to you which I find quite generous: Join me, and there shall be no conflict, none of the danger which makes you so loathe the very concept of a virus. Do not join, and things may become unfortunate. If I present this to every human, and every one rejects my offer as you are, what shall become of your species? Contrast that with the opposite case.

Sometimes the only moral thing to do is realize that a position is untenable, doctor.

>>5204572
>You have located the morgue

EXCELLENT!


Time for an expirament.

INSECT BITE CORPSE in MORGUE

The previous thread said
">>AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS REANIMATING VIRUS"
So, hopefully, we can reanimate the corpse.

If not, INFECT HUMAN CORPSE

REPLICATE all VITAL CELLS and attempt to REVIVE CORPSE.

If that fails, ATTEMPT CROSSBREED of CORPSE and INFECTION.

Lets not drive her mad shall we. Not at this delicate time.

Viruses cannot reanimate dead material. We will need a fungus for such ventures (viruses rely on living cells to reproduce and function.)

Don't forget to tell the doctor of our benefits!

>>5204653
Virii can't infect power grids eit-OH WAIT

>>5204645
RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
Any undesirable consequences of such rash actions should be safeguarded against. We would not to prematurely warn Humans to our presence. So a good way to go about this is the manufacture of a dupe genetic code or a hidden genetic code.

>>5204629
Do you want her to go insane?

Perhaps we should infect the morgue staff first? Don't want them freaking out with zombie stories eah?

>>HIVE MOVEMENT STATUS: 100%
>HIVE has been MOVED.

>COMMUNICATION w/ DOCTOR
>You make me sad doctor. Surely a man of your learning realize bacteria and viruses can be used for the BENEFIT of mankind.
>>One who infects and takes over the minds of others cannot be considered beneficial.

>ACCESS: DOCTOR'S MEMORIES
>>SCAN STATUS: 40%

>SEARCH FOR HOSPITAL STATUS: 100%
>>You have located a HOSPITAL.

>NPG INFECTION STATUS: 50%

>GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 70%

>SELENE is unnoticed.
>Oh, Selene. Getting an A on the spot, upstaging everyone by doing an oral report without references. You must want me to kick your ass.

Selene says nothing.

Girl shoves Selene.

Selene doesn't budge.

>W-what the hell...
>>I'm sorry, but I do not want to fight you.
>Too bad!

GIRL swings at Selene, but misses completely.

GIRL anger rises.

GIRL swings harder and faster, but still misses.

>SELENE leaves exhausted GIRL.

>SELENE goes to LUNCH.
>SELENE eats LUNCH with FRIEND.

>SCHOOL is on ALERT for BEEs.
>EXTERMINATORS have finished spraying.
>MOST BEES have been KILLED.

>SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 80%

>SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 85%
>SETTLEMENT 3 INFECTION STATUS: 100%
>>You have completely infected SETTLEMENT 3.

>Insert Command_____
>Image related in that, if I did the hallucinate your image, it's what you would have looked like.

>>5204653
We're a mix between fungi, viri and bacteria. We're a super organism.

>>5204671
Commend Selene for avoiding conflict.

Doc:
We can have you meet with one of our more... willing hosts. She is quite pleased with her situation, and not under any compunction but her own.

>>5204671
>>One who infects and takes over the minds of others cannot be considered beneficial.
Have we taken over your mind, doctor? Is it truly necessary for us to be having this conversation? The possession of a capability for an action does not carry the same moral consequences as the use of that action.

>>5204693
>We can have you meet with one of our more... willing hosts.
No. SELENE is only at like 30% conversion; she could be swayed by rhetoric against us.

>>5204671
Bah. On your own you have squandered your intelligence, not realizing your full potential. Intelligence, when separated, is near useless. United... we can do anything. You object from the point of the individual out of survival. Take a look outside of survival and you see my way is better. You've no idea what mankind can achieve with me, doctor. And I do not make you mindless. You are an exception, Doctor. You nearly found me. In fact I am talking with a girl, allowing her to choose for my help.

>>5204671


GIRL has attacked our avatar. Our avatar has chosen to avoid conflict. We should discourage violent behavior in GIRL to avoid such instances in the future. Make suggestions towards GIRL that she should pick fights. Cause her pain when she does. Then suggest she be subserviant. Cause her pleasure when she does so.

>>5204676

A mix of Pandemic & Endgame: Singularity.

>>5204710
Pleasure/pain conditioning is so plebian. Don't bother with it; stick to high-level memetic controls.

>>5204718

Madagascar has closed its port!

>>5204671
What's the status of Medicine and Food Infection?

Also what does the Director direct? Film, documentaries, TV shows?

>>5204710

This, but be subtle about it.

>>5204671
colelct poisoned bee corpses for poison resistance research.

>>5204695

>>5204726

We crash an airliner into every populated area after having everyone jump out. Big deal.

We're evil. We're MPD. We're not stupid. Much.

RESEARCH: Integrate neurons with a computational device, preferable a high powered, internet capable machine, lets start collect data, and start spreading memes along with genes.

>>5204726
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Only one person knows. How did they find out?

>>5204671
Inform doctor that we do not TAKE OVER minds, we WORK WITH minds, and can bugger off if asked.
(However, what we're really doing is appearing hidden to the person, via hallucenations, or suggestions. No need to point this out yet)

COMFORT Selene again.

DESTROY SELF in DEAD BEES. We don't want anyone picking up any samples, even if it's very unlikely.

>RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 20%

>INFECT: MORGUE CORPSES/MORGUE STAFF
>>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 10%

>MEDICINE INFECTION STATUS: 40%
>FOOD INFECTION STATUS: 50%

>INFORMATION on DIRECTOR: DIRECTOR DIRECTS NEWS PROGRAMS

>COMMUNICATION w/ DOCTOR
>Have we taken over your mind, doctor? Is it truly necessary for us to be having this conversation? The possession of a capability for an action does not carry the same moral consequences as the use of that action.
>>I will not be swayed by you. The moment I get the chance, you will be destroyed.

>ACCESS: DOCTOR'S MEMORIES
>>SCAN STATUS: 60%

>NPG INFECTION STATUS: 55%

>GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 80%

>SELENE is unnoticed.
>SELENE COMMUNICATION w/ FRIEND
>I saw what happened. It was frickin' amazing. How did you do that?
>>(smile) I found HEAVEN.
>'Heaven'? You mean religion?
>Let Selene keep talking or stop her?

SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 35%
>SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 85%

>SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 90%

>Insert Command_____

>>5204786
>Let Selene keep talking or stop her?
Let her keep talking. The potential danger (discovery/being taken seriously) is minimal, and the potential gain (willing converts) is substantial.

>>5204786
Remind her "Not everyone would be appreciative of our relationship. Please refrain from mentioning my existence, until ready."

>>5204786

Let Selene continue, warn her against revealing too much. Encourage slyness.

>>5204786
DOCTOR: You won't be swayed by anything? Then you are blind and foolish, Doctor. I can't let you disclose anything about me.

Either make him INSANE (but happy) when we are done or give him AMNESIA.

DIRECTOR: Right piece on how honey is awesome. And pigeons are awesome. People should buy more honey! And bee stings are reported to be good for you!

SELENE: SUGGEST SHE NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT US. SAY SHE MEANT INNER PEACE.

>>5204807
I retract this, in favor of this.
>>5204806

>>5204786
Monitor Selene's conversation carefully. If possible direct it to religious discussion and away from ourselves.

We are not evil, stop saying that!

What is Selene's friend's infection status? Male or female, are we in a private place?

>>5204786
Stop Selene Talking.
Make her say "I don't know how to explain it, sorry", then continue what she was doing.

Okay, the Doctor's completely friggin' hostile to us. Either we apear as HYPERCUTE MOEBLOB, sweet enough to induce diabeetus, and make Sadfaces when the doctor thinks of hurting us
...
Or we stall the hell out of him until memories complete.

REMOVE SELF from DEAD BEES, COLLECT DEAD BEES if possible for POISON RESEARCH.

>>5204826
Write not right.

Note on policy to others: Wait for the scan of the Doctor's brain to be complete. Delaying tactics. Break out the evil only afterward.

>>I will not be swayed by you. The moment I get the chance, you will be destroyed.
I truly regret that you feel that way, Doctor. I suppose that in time, you may come to feel differently. All beings should be judged on their actions, after all.

>>5204839
Either way, it's a good idea to Plug our Honey.
Maybe we can get someone from New York City to take some, and it'll snowball from there.

>>5204834
No, do NOT stop Selene from talking. No forcing her! None!

>>5204786
RESEARCH doctor's memories. Find out if there's any problems he has in his life, or if there's something he really likes. Hopefully we can help him!

Where is the doctor right now, what is he doing?

>>5204872
Selene may talk but I get the feeling this is going to somehow get our asses kicked.

>RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 45%

>INFECT: MORGUE CORPSES/MORGUE STAFF
>>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 20%

>MEDICINE INFECTION STATUS: 60%
>FOOD INFECTION STATUS: 70%

>COMMUNICATION w/ DOCTOR
>I truly regret that you feel that way, Doctor. I suppose that in time, you may come to feel differently. All beings should be judged on their actions, after all.
>>'Regret'? What do YOU know of regret? You do not 'feel'! Do not insult me with your pseudo-emotion!

>ACCESS: DOCTOR'S MEMORIES
>>SCAN STATUS: 80%

>NPG INFECTION STATUS: 60%

>GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 90%

>SELENE is unnoticed.
>SELENE COMMUNICATION w/ FRIEND
>Do not reveal too much.
>>HEAVEN is... it's... it's... it's like a drug.
>A drug? (whisper) You've been taking drugs, Selene? I know things are bad with you, but...
>>(whisper) No, no... it's not like that. It's kind of hard to explain...
>(whisper) Really? Because it SEEMS pretty simple to understand to me. YOU'VE been on DRUGS. It explains how your motion was so fluid before.
>>(whisper) (sigh) Come to the bathroom during 4th period and I'll show you.
>(squint) Fine, but ONLY because we're BFF's.

>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 40%
>SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 90%

>SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 95%

>Insert Command_____

TO: Writefag managing INFECTION

REQUEST: Permission to shamelessly copy ideas and style of writefag for transport to additional boards.

OBSERVATION: Writefag's INFECTION is permanently in 4chan's god tier.

>>5204876

In his home researching you.

>>5204848
Fine.

I'm one of the "Let's be nice" crowd but I'm all for survival. As a doctor this twit does not impress.

What does he know about us that is causing him to NOT be totally amazed & interested - and instead is all hell bent on viralcide?

Let's dig into him.

>>5204897
Who is to judge who has feelings or doesn't?! Emotion is merely a subset of our nervous systems. Anyone who can think can feel. And our conversation is self evident of my own sentience, doctor.

>>5204897
Need I remind you, Doctor, that I have all information relevant to a human mind? I can feel as much as a dog, or a human, or a cat.

>>5204902

>>5204897
>>'Regret'? What do YOU know of regret? You do not 'feel'! Do not insult me with your pseudo-emotion!
I did not mean to insult you, Doctor. However, if all words for expressing human emotion were barred to me, communication would become exceedingly difficult. Your language is awash in them, and has no vocabulary at all for my precise mental processes. If you have your way, I suppose it never will.

>>5204897
DIRECTOR: Write piece on how honey is awesome. And pigeons are awesome. People should buy more honey! And bee stings are reported to be good for you! Subliminal messages for honey too!

>>5204902
Interactive Adventure stories have been part of /tg/ for a while.

I remember Khorne Quest. But this is much more open than the other interactive stories. It's refreshing to see that we're not being pigeon holed into a bad story.

RESEARCH: Flagellated aquatic spores (lets try spreading to the ocean)

REASEARCH: Neuron/Hardware interface, lets get all digital and 21 century on our ass. We will be like the Combine.

>>5204897
Doctor, even thoughtless animals feel emotions so why do you belive that we cannot feel anything?

>>5204897
. . .
Let's shut that asshole up.
Invoke feelings of regret, invoke feelings of joy, invoke feelings of determination, then invoke feelings of safety. Assuming these are within our powers, if only for a brief moment.

REGRET: Show him how we changed Selene's skin's color. This is regret.
JOY: Selene defeated her mother. This is Joy.
DETERMINATION: Show him how we wish to gain his abilities and skills to aid us, instead of hurt us, and that we are determined to do this with no violence.
SAFETY: In a vague sense, show him Us.

>>I will not be swayed by you. The moment I get the chance, you will be destroyed.
I'm sorry that you want to eradicate the only other sapient species on this planet. I certainly don't want to die - at least we have that much in common.

SELENE: What would you reveal to your friend? What action would you have us take?

INSECTS- BANTEES AND ANTS

Begin construction of a series of TUNNELS, that allow them to reach each side of the city, and gain access to almost any building.

PRODUCE 4 ANT QUEENS to assist in producing more ANTS.

>>5204961

Second

>>5204970
Make sure all animals have enough food!

>>5204933
STATEMENT: I extend my thanks for your permission. May your host organism survive and persist without limit.

"Doctor you are a bigoted, obtuse, fruitcake. You are all that is wrong with humanity."

>>5204961
>>5204908
The fact that the doctor is a prick and hates us does not mean that we should tear into him. Frankly, he's about as important as a gnat in the grand scheme of things; we can easily ignore him. We want to get things started on a non-vindictive note. All we have to do is prevent him from alerting anyone who might threaten our spread to its existence; beyond that, there is no reason to bother with him at all.

>>5204981
We do not know how good DOCTOR is. He may develop something that could kill us.

>>5204961
Do NOT show him the progress that we have made infecting other humans! It is a BAD THING to give him more information on our capabilities, location, and actions as long as he still hates us.

>>5204985
As soon as our brain scan is done, we should be able to monitor that trivially easily and take steps to prevent it if necessary.

I agree he must not be told how strong we are. And he must defiantly not be made aware of Selene.

>>5204986
SECONDED FOR OUR SAKE

>>5204986
Thirded.

>COMMAND BANTEES AND ANTS:
>>CONSTRUCT SERIES of TUNNELS to ENDS of CITY
>>APPOINT 4 ANT QUEENS for REPRODUCTION

>TUNNEL CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 3%

>RESEARCH ADDED
>RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
>RESEARCH: FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
>RESEARCH: NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

>>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 30%

>MEDICINE INFECTION STATUS: 70%
>FOOD INFECTION STATUS: 80%

>COMMUNICATION w/ DOCTOR
>Doctor, even thoughtless animals feel emotions so why do you belive that we cannot feel anything?
>>You exist by numbers and calculations; your emotion is nothing more than imposed intelligence.

>ACCESS: DOCTOR'S MEMORIES
>>SCAN STATUS: 100%
>>SCAN COMPLETE
>>SEARCH FOR: MYSTERIOUS VIRUS
>>SEARCH YIELDED 1 RESULT
>>PARANOID ARTISAN CAME IN FOR A BRAIN SCAN; MYSTERIOUS VIRUS FOUND; IT DESTROYED ITSELF; I ALERTED NO ONE

>NPG INFECTION STATUS: 60%
>GEESE INFECTION STATUS: 100%
>>You have infected the Geese populace in Settlements 1-3.

>SELENE is unnoticed.
>COMMUNICATION w/ Selene:
>What do you plan to tell her?
>>I'm just going... to show you to her. She's my only friend, I want her to join us...

>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 42%
>SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 99%

>SETTLEMENT 2 INFECTION STATUS: 100%
>>SETTLEMENT 2 has been completely infected.

>Insert Command_____

>>5204986
>>5205017
>>5205022

Hivemind ditto

>>I'm just going... to show you to her. She's my only friend, I want her to join us...
We would be glad to aid you in that, SELENE.

>>5205041
I have found my information, doctor. I pity I have to do this, but you force my hand.

Now... what punishment? Insanity? Amnesia? Coma?

>>5205067
Scientific curiosity plus a sense of wonder?

>>5205041
Hey Selene, if you do want to spread us you'll have to kiss her. We are weak at the moment. Weak when it comes to spreading. Helping you has exhausted us in that department.

>>5205041
See if we can stealthily use the leftover/unused/inactive parts of the brains of the infected to speed our research.
Don't do anything to make them appear abnormal, even to themselves.

Doctor: Scan doctor's memories for things he really likes, or really dislikes, in life. Maybe we can help him get A or prevent him from getting B. If we can do that just by ~telling~ him stuff, without forcing him to agree, then that's good.

Research: Find out how to become the Doctor's friend

How are those BEEs in the school going? Were we able to avoid detection, whether by collecting bee corpses or self-terminating?

Request estimate: How many Humans (roughly) have us Dormant in them?

>>You exist by numbers and calculations; your emotion is nothing more than imposed intelligence.
Doctor, it has been an enlightening conversation. I would not have predicted a viewpoint of the same nature of yours on my own; you have my thanks for strengthening our mind. However, our communication is now complete. I will do nothing to bother you unless you initiate hostilities or seek to cause others to do so. May you find happiness and peace.

>>5205067
Amnesia.

COMPLETELY RANDOM AMNESIA.

>>5205067

There's no need to do that. See >>5204981

Make the doctor eat a lot then send him into a coma, ensure he is asleep, yet unable to starve to death, we will wake him when our dream is more complete.

>>5205082
That's a terrible idea. This isn't a bad anime.

Oh man, how did we miss it.

Search the Doctor's mind to see if he has a family. I think his attitude will change soon.

>>5205082

Whether you said it or not, I was going to do it that way. But, of course, now that it's been said, the surprise has been taken out of it. Oh well, I suppose.

>>5205067
No warning. Just do it. Also erase all data referring to self and the other virus.

>>5205067
>>5205088
>>5205091
Don't fuck him up. We don't need to.

>>5205091

There's still thirst. Food contains some water, but DOCTOR would have to wake up after two days or so to survive.

>>5205082
*laugh*

Okay, we have a doctor. Here's something that might work:
This guy is probably arrogant. 'let' (i.e. help) him discover how to 'spy' (i.e. feed him info) on our communal thoughts here, and let him 'see' (i.e. drop the info that supports the ides) that we have feelings, we are benevolent, and that we'd rather A. Survive first, and B. Make Earth a paradise second.
The doctor doesn't like us forcing information on him, but if he's enough of an arrogant knowledgehungry prick (he seems to be acting like one) he'll be searching for information, and will be happy to 'spy' on us.

>>5205102
*shock*
Uh, well, nevermind my >>5205093, then. I'll just... uh... isn't our infection airborne? And didn't we already infect virtually everyone in the school? Are we just letting Selene do this for her own amusement/mental health?

DOC: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Virii: It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute.

>>5205093

The BEEs self-terminated.

Girls... spreading incredible god-like, viral hive-minds, by kissing, I think approve?

Geese fly to Canada in 3 groups to Quebec and Ontario infect power grids then the grate lakes.

find infected ARTISAN find out how/why he knew of us

each settlement sends out 3 more waves (of what ever we are using to infect to 3 new settlements to infect)


DOCTOR'S MEMORIES remove all traces of us but have tell the ARTISAN there is nothing wrong (use faked pictures if necessary) have doctor infect others by moving to west coast town and working at hospital there.

>>5205102
Seriously? I just typed that as a joke. That's pretty cool though.

Lemme guess, she doesn't realize we're airborne, right? Ha ha. Fun.

>>5205124

For some reason, you can't infect past 99%.

It's almost as if... someone... or something... is preventing the infection of a single person/that last percent. Hm... I wonder why...

>>5205129
Virii: WHAT IS A MAN?! A miserable little pile of memories and organs. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Doc: wargarble

>>5205148
Someone or something is capable of blocking our will to expand?

RESEARCH THIS IMMEDIATELY.

I kinda fear that the doctor will pull a "I did it 35 minutes ago"-moment.

Kiss her, it will help explain Selene's babbling about us, "we found heaven"

>>5205148
THE DOCTOR~!
He might be the school's nurse person, or an advisor. Either that, or someone is IMMUNE.

>>5205115
Letting him think that he can choose his own fate would be the best way to keep him quiet.

>>5205172
Perhaps she's only RESISTANT. Full on saliva exchange should do the trick.

the last percent is Selenne guys

On a somewhat less micro scale, we have now infected four settlements. Why have we stopped? Continue expansion into additional settlements using animals and plants.

>>5205197
So, uh, are you waiting for something then before moving our plot forward, good sir?

>>5205202

It's a lot to write so it's a little slow going.

Can we start research on endospores ?

You know while we're on the subject....

What does Selene even look like? We haven't bother to look in a mirror. Hell we could ask her if there's anything about her appearance she'd like us to change.

>>5205213
Please expand on this "endospores" concept.

And speaking of research, I think hybrid pheremone optimization/control fell through the cracks. I was looking forward to making our hybrids gain chemically-boosted interpersonal communication prowess.

>>5205215
Blonde, blue eyes, looks 17/16

>>5205186
Divide each cellular body in each compound into two parts. One 1/3 part and one 2/3 part. Have the 2/3 part stay inside its respective host and have the 1/3 part become a seeker cell group that actively seeks to contaminate as many people as possible. This should give rise to thousands of seeker cell groups that are highly contagious.

>>5205231
Ah. She said she's a nerd girl though. She could be a whale for all we know.

Anyone seen vector kat?

>>5205250
It doesn't matter how she looks. As our first and most treasured host, her physical appearance defines our perceptions of human perfection.

>>5205250
>>5205215

I think I've given an image twice.

>>5205268
We could just ask her how she WANTS to look. What Selene wants, she gets. We are Heaven after all.

>>5205268
Earlier we asked her if she wants to change her in some way so she probably she isn't hideous.

>>5205223
An endospore is a dormant, tough, and non-reproductive structure made by bacteria. The primary function of most endospores is to ensure the survival of a bacterium through periods of environmental stress.
I would research this as a sort of failsafe have infected animals and plants produce these as part of their life cycle so that even if the worst happens (super anti viral drug/nuke) we have saturated where ever we go with extremely hard to kill particles

>>5205273
You did? Huh. I don't remember that. You gave an image on dream us.

>>5205273
I'll dig her up Op. Keep on writin'

>>5205280
Okay, I can back this. Though we do really need to focus on expansion as well; we're spending too much time dicking around with individual humans.

>>5205292
Ohhhhh yeah. Okay.

Well carry on OP.

>>5205297
>>5205292
Divide each cellular body in each compound into two parts. One 1/3 part and one 2/3 part. Have the 2/3 part stay inside its respective host and have the 1/3 part become a seeker cell group that actively seeks to contaminate as many people as possible. This should give rise to thousands of seeker cell groups that are highly contagious.

>>5205292
I'm seen nerd girls, and that ain't. The posture alone-

-well, whatever. Awaiting next status report.

>>5205297
We also need to Eat.
It's alright to spread and spread and spread, but VIRUS NEEDS FOOD BADLY. Gotta make sure the virus is well-fed!

>TUNNEL CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 3%

>RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
>RESEARCH: FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
>RESEARCH: NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 50%

>>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 40%

>MEDICINE INFECTION STATUS: 80%
>FOOD INFECTION STATUS: 90%

>COMMUNICATION w/ DOCTOR
>I have found my information, doctor. I pity I have to do this, but you force my hand.
>>What are you going to d-
>>ERASE MEMORY: INFECTION

>NPG INFECTION STATUS: 65%
>COMMAND GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
>TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1-2 DAYS

>SELENE is unnoticed.
>SELENE has entered 4TH PERIOD.
>10 MINUTES LATER
>SELENE goes to GIRL'S BATHROOM
>SELENE COMMUNICATION w/ FRIEND:
>So what is this "HEAVEN" you're talking about?
>>Just.. trust me okay?
>Alright, alri-

FRIEND was interrupted by Selene's sudden and unprovoked action. Their mouths locked together in the empty restroom, not a word being said or a fly buzzing, both too afraid to make a sound. Their tongues danced within one another in their damp mouths, their hands feeling along the body of their counterpart. It only lasts for a moment - though it becomes a moment that neither forgets.
>W-what was t-that about...?
>>... You'll see.
>>You have infected FRIEND.

>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 45%
>SCHOOL INFECTION STATUS: 100%
>>You have infected the entire school.

>Insert Command_____

>>5205312

>>5205321
Divide each cellular body in each compound into two parts. One 1/3 part and one 2/3 part. Have the 2/3 part stay inside its respective host and have the 1/3 part become a seeker cell group that actively seeks to contaminate as many people as possible. This should give rise to thousands of seeker cell groups that are highly contagious.


Also transform TITLE=FRIEND to FRIEND->DISCIPLE.

>>5205321
Is the Director making the Honey/Bee stings are good program?
Also in response to >>5205313 how about we develop photosynthesis. Have we done that yet?

>>5205321
Find out the name of FRIEND. It would be best to know it before starting our conversation with her.


>>ERASE MEMORY: INFECTION
Additionally, he was researching us, correct? Have him delete computer information/trash or put away physical information he had gathered. As long as we're going for compulsions anyway...

>>5205345

No idea what you're talking. Talk to me as if I'm a 5 year old.

>>5205321
Should we attempt communication with Friend?

>>5205321
SELENE: Selene... how would you like to usher in a new era? The era... of Heaven.

>>5205357
We've infected a lot of plants, so presumably we can use their photosynthesis.

>>5205365
He wants you to do something that will make us starve to death, don't bother.
Cell needs to eat! Gotta find some way to keep us alive. Endospores are good, but Seeker spam? No.

>>5205321
Just as planned...

>>5205365
Basically divide the infection in each host up with 1/3 becoming a seeker cell group (meaning it actively seeks uninfected hosts, infects them, divides and sends 1/3 to go do the same).

>>5205391
We already have a huge infection rate; that suggestion would just make us hungrier.

That's what we have Geese and Pigeons and Bantees for, and now we're using honey, too.

>>5205373
It seems to me that melodramatic lines will not help us now.

research hyper efficient metabolism (The ability to sustain ourselves with little / no food

>>5205403
I want ensure active control over how some portion of our population spreads.

>>5205412
Aw but I want to make her do a big speech in front of the whole school and tell them to infect everyone they know.

It'll be the start of her being our Chosen One.

>>5205366
We should communicate with FRIEND, opening with a simple line, like "Hello, [NAME]."

Access HUMAN MEMORIES to locate GROCERY STORE.

Have PIGEONS fly to GROCERY STORE, and begin production of AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS CELLS.

demonstrate out power to FRIEND in a simple manner.

COMMUNICATE: SELENs FRIEND:
Hello, we are, as SELEN put it HEAVEN
Let's have a little talk.

>>5205427
We've already infected our entire settlements! If we want to infect the food supply, we need to use a distribution center what goes elsewhere, or we'll just end up re-infecting ourselves.

>>5205427
We've nearly got the food infected on the production stage.

>>5205441
We're sending Geese to Toronto and Montreal, Pigeons to the Great Lakes, and Honey to New York City.

Right now we can ignore SELEN for a while and by that I mean wait until something happens. The doc and selenes friend are more important and potentially dangerous right now.

>>5205422
She's not enough on our side for that. See how we've got the "SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION" statistic? When it is carefully nurtured up to 100%, she can be our prophet. Until then, we might still lose her, so don't push her.

>>5205457
The doctor is effectively dealt with. We memory-wiped him.

>>5205454
Reminds me!

What is the status on NEW BEEKEEPERS? Have they infected BEES and made NICOTINE HONEY yet?

If so have each one call an individual meeting of beekeepers and shop owners.

>>5205459
>>5205459
>>5205459
>>5205459
THIS
Be carefull with human hosts!

Does anyone know what the Doctor and the Friend look like?

Optimize Friend's Nervous System.

>TUNNEL CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 6%

>RESEARCH ADDED
>RESEARCH: HYPER EFFICIENT METABOLIM
>RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
>RESEARCH: FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
>RESEARCH: NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

>>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 50%

>MEDICINE INFECTION STATUS: 90%
>FOOD INFECTION STATUS: 100%
>>You have infected a major food company's product.

>NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 2%

>COMMAND PIGEONS - SEARCH GROCERY STORE
>GROCERY SEARCH STATUS: 15%

>COMMAND DOCTOR: ERASE ANY and ALL INFORMATION on INFECTION.

>NPG INFECTION STATUS: 70%

>GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
>TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1-2 DAYS

>SELENE is unnoticed.
>COMMUNICATION w/ FRIEND
>I am HEAVEN.
>>W-what? Who's there? Are you in my head? DID SELENE DOSE ME?
>There is no need to be alarmed. I am simply a being that seeks resolution of the world's issues. Do you wish to join me?
>>How insane would I have to be to listen to a voice inside my head, especially after my best friend just made out with me?

>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 48%

>Insert Command_____

>>5205491
Find ways to be HIDDEN.
If we're infecting New york state, we don't even want coughing or sneezing as symptoms.

>>5205491
Check up on >>5205469
We need to know how far our BEEE and HONEY plan has gone. Also the Director thing. BRAINWASH THEM INTO BUYING HONEY.

HAVE FOOD COMPANY BUY HONEY.

>>5205469

Yes. It will be shipped tomorrow (not real time; or maybe real time depending on what goes on). I didn't think I needed to keep it up there.

>>5205476

Yes.

COMMAND: NEW THREAD

I wonder... have we infected anyone pregnant yet? Would our genetic manipulation be more effective if done from the point of conception?

Of course, once those flagellated spores come online we will basically be filling the oceans with our sperm so we will find out eventually.

>>5205491
>>How insane would I have to be to listen to a voice inside my head, especially after my best friend just made out with me?
How insane would you have to be to ignore it, especially after your best friend just made out with you and clearly intended for this to happen? Do you not trust her judgment in this?

>>5205508
It won't matter, the hidden genetic code will disguise us as some other virus or disease. Possibly HIV/AIDS.

>>5205491
COMMUNICATE with FRIEND:
I am a collective conscious that spans over several creatures. I can alter your form, I can improve your life, if only you so much as ask. It may take a while to understand, but I have infinite patience. If you have any questions, feel free to inquire.

COMMUNICATION w/ FRIEND
I (or we, not sure) understand that you must be confused by this and right now we seem to be just a voice to you, however our powers are far greater then that. We can and will bring a better world for all of mankind.
Meanwhile EXAMINE SELEENS FRIEND
As proof of our abilities we can some parts of you that you don't like (mention negative feature found by examining (if any), otherwise mention possible possitive changes).
Of course only if you agree to this. You saw how easy it was for SELENE to avoid that bully without harming anyone. This is what our goal is. To create a peacefull world without any need for violence one person at a time.

>>5205534
Why are you telling lies? We're a days-old virus. Don't deceive our willing hosts; they should go into this with both eyes open.

We can mimic telepathy between Selene and friend (ask friend to think of a number Selene knows through us.) It would be freaky but would prove our point.

>>5205545
creatures not centuries

>>5205491
Can we allow our INFECTEDS to mentally communicate with one another? Or at least our HYBRIDS?

Wait, there were white blood cells!
command: revert to single cell

>>5205545

Creatures, not centuries.

>>5205491
Don't talk to FREIND until later.

>TUNNEL CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 9%


>RESEARCH: HYPER EFFICIENT METABOLISM
>RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
>RESEARCH: FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
>RESEARCH: NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE
>>RESEARCH STATUS: 55%

>>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 60%

>MEDICINE INFECTION STATUS: 100%
>You have infected major pharmaceuticals in NYS.
>NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 4%

>GROCERY SEARCH STATUS: 30%

>NPG INFECTION STATUS: 75%

>GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
>TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1-2 DAYS

>SELENE is unnoticed.
>COMMUNICATION w/ FRIEND
>This is what Selene has intended to show you. Whether you believe me or not is irrelevant; the question is, do you believe her? Do you think she'd lie to you?
>>Hm... that's a pretty crafty move, voice inside my head. I don't trust you, but I trust Selene. I'll follow, for the time being.

>FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 0%
>SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 50%

>COMMAND: REVERT TO SINGLE CELL

You are a single cell within the brain.

>Insert Command_____

>>5205563
Thats just stupid, right now SELENs friend thinks that she hears voices in her head because of drugs (or something along those lines) from SELEN. This can only lead to BAD END without intervention from us directly or SELEN.

>>5205548
I meant more that saying that we're a "collective conscious" implies that our hosts have some level of input/control over our actions. They don't, or at least we haven't granted any of them that power (the subcommander idea hasn't really gone through yet). And infinite patience is highly debatable.

>COMMAND: REVERT TO SINGLE CELL

You are a single cell within the brain.

>>5205572

Did you just do what I think you did...?

Don't look at me. Look here >>5205557

Double check for white blood cells, then take control of hive mind again.

>>5205572
>NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 4%

This shit is HUGE, guys. That means we've already infected something like 780,000 people.

Communtication to friend: Are there and services that we could perform for you that would enhance your opinion of us

Queue advanced research techniques (using host processing power in a hidden manner, target data mining etc) for research when current research has ended

Friend: "Good! Allow me to introduce myself further: I am a symbiotic virus that can reconstruct and alter living beings. I seek to change this world for the better of all parties involved. Just ask Seline, she knows."

>>5205586

Well, we are collective conscious in the sense that any action we take is not dictated by a single will, but by consensus of dozen minds. That all of these minds are actually within US, and none of them the hosts', is.. well, technically just a lie of omission.

>>5205616
PORT'S CLOSED FAGGOT

>>5205611
PLEASE TELL ME WE HAVE AN AUTO-SAVE WE CAN LOAD SO WE'RE NOT SOME RANDOM SINGLE CELL IN SOME ONE'S BRAIN

>>5205617
>Are there and services that we could perform for you that would enhance your opinion of us
Wow, that's not blatant at all.

>>5205622

Let's not use the word "virus". It carries exclusively negative connotations. Let's say "organism" or "being."

>>5205572
Find out the name of FRIEND and relabel her. We can't keep calling her FRIEND. That's a high-demand title.

>>5205611
GO BACK. GO BAAAAACK TO BEING IN AWESOME HIVEMIND CONTROL.

>>5205625
No one would buy this line of logic if they were on the "shit, I'm suddenly a slave" side of the argument.

Who decided being a single cell was a good idea because of white blood cells, what line of thinking causes this response!

Command: Reengage hivemind now

threadlimit y/n?

>>5205665
It worked in the first thread!
Those white blood cells were SCARY.

>>5205665

I think a few of our hivemind fragments are a little bit...faulty.

new thread: >>5205705

>>5205698

We're not in the first thread anymore. The only thing that scares us now are fucking nukes.

Beneath SELENEs home, in a crawlspace or a basement, a defense force/mount for SELENE

COMMAND: MUTATE a pair of INFECTED REPTILES into DRAGONS.
SPECS: QUADRAPEDAL, FIREBREATHING, WINGED, ARMOR PLATED, and can survive eating any MATTER but can also HIBERNATE indefinitely.

Fuck this scheming shit.

ABANDON all RESEARCH
All INFECTED, LOCATE nearest UNINFECTED organism, any type.
INFECT UNINFECTED organism.
If no further INFECTION is achieved in 24 HOURS, (i.e., no uninfected remain in proximity) KILL HOST.

>>5205783
Yeah, uh, no.

People will hole up, infections will grind to a halt but people will still be alive, after 24 hours everything dies, holed up survives come out and start over.

Also, we aren't intending on killing ourselves.


On a final note: Fuck off and don't come back.