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    9 KB !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)19:44 No.5205705  
    >COMMAND: REGAIN CONTROL
    >SUCCESS

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:45 No.5205715
    Right.
    Ask FRIEND for NAME.
    Ask what we can do to CONVINCE her. Change a physical attribute of hers, maybe? Increased reactions?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:46 No.5205727
    Communtication to friend: Are there any services that we could perform for you that would enhance your opinion of us, such as the aid we provided Selene with her report?

    Queue advanced research techniques (using host processing power in a hidden manner, target data mining etc) for research when current research has ended
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:47 No.5205730
    Communicate with FRIEND
    Would you like any biological enhancements? I enhanced Selene's capability to react by restructuring her Nervous System. I also increased the color spectrum visible to her.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:48 No.5205736
    Everything seems to be going well - we've infected a good portion of New York State, we've infected some National Power Grid, and we're STILL UNDETECTED!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:49 No.5205743
    WERE there any dangerous cells potentially adapting to destroy us?
    Command: Analyse any immune system responses for rejection in hosts
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:49 No.5205745
    Please clarify if we actually control hundreds of thousands of people, OP. That would kind of call for a few serious standing orders and perception requests.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:49 No.5205746
    >>5205736
    honestly, an intelligent disease is basically a worldkiller any way you look at it.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)19:51 No.5205759
    >TUNNEL CONSTRUCTION STATUS: 12%


    >RESEARCH: HYPER EFFICIENT METABOLISM
    >RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
    >RESEARCH: FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
    >RESEARCH: NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 70%

    >>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 70%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 5%

    >GROCERY SEARCH STATUS: 50%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 80%

    >GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
    >TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1-2 DAYS

    >SELENE is unnoticed.
    >COMMUNICATION w/ FRIEND
    >What is your name?
    >>Kind of curious for a drug, aren't you? It's Brooke. With an 'e'.
    >Brooke, is there anything I can do for you, change a physical attribute?
    >>Woah, you can do that? That shit sounds cool... Hm... hold on to that question, voice in my head. I'll think of something eventually.

    >COMMUNICATION w/ Selene
    >She has decided to follow.
    >>Yes! Thank you for this.
    >It is no problem.

    >FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 3%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 75%

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:52 No.5205768
    If we are spreading out throughout New York State, we should consider having a few INFECTEDS hang out in AIRPORTS. Since we can use an aerial vector to travel, this should allow us to spread out a lot more and become effectively impossible to contain and defeat.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:53 No.5205779
    >>5205745
    Infection and control are probably completly differnt things. While we could take over any of those eventually i guess this would cost us dearly in other parts such as energy, nutritions, spreading rate, hive mindedness or host health. Since we try to be a benign intelligent infection the last thing, which is the most likely, is also the worst that could happen.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)19:54 No.5205786
    >You have been detected.
    >Your existence is now known by the military.
    >It seems the source of this was an e-mail sent by an infected doctor that managed to hold for enough time.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:55 No.5205791
    This whole "friend wants to change something about herself"-thing is going to end up like Nephilim Lamedh, isn't it? :3
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:55 No.5205792
    OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:55 No.5205793
    SELENE a pair of mounts/guards.

    COMMAND: MUTATE a couple of infected REPTILES into DRAGONS.

    SPECS: delivery truck sized, winged, armored, quadrupeds. with ability to HIBERNATE indefinitely.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:56 No.5205796
    If we want to REALLY get infecting New York, infect Cockroaches and rats.

    Try and infect the mayor too.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:56 No.5205799
    Command: Scan infected population for any resistances, report average level of infection for infectees.
    (If each infected only have a couple of cells each it's not a deep enoughinfection)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:56 No.5205800
    ANALYSE: Methods to increase rate of infection
    PLAN: to put these into action
    LULZ: have all infected stop dead still for a moment and say: "We are coming." wipe memory of this from infected
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:56 No.5205804
    And how does Brooke look?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:57 No.5205806
    SELENE: Would you consider allowing us to alter you into a SUBCOMMANDER for our creations? It would allow you a substantially greater range of action, and perhaps give you a partial understanding of our perspective.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:57 No.5205808
    >>5205786
    >Your existence is now known by the military.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    Okay. Okay. We need to devise a plan to get Selene out, at least.
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)19:57 No.5205810
    >>5205759
    We have matter into energy but what about energy or data into matter?

    RESEARCH: Energy into matter
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:57 No.5205814
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    >Brooke
    >Picture of SELENE
    >Lesbian kissing scene
    >Brooke kinky enought to change her body trough an intelligent infection
    brb fappan
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:58 No.5205817
    >>5205786
    I TOLD you we should have just put him in a coma and probed his mind!

    How serious are they taking this? Did he have any evidence? I mean on paper it'd sound crazy, even from a doctor. Especially a doctor who then can't remember saying it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:58 No.5205821
    >>5205810

    We have ENERGY -> MATTER
    We don't have MATTER -> ENERGY, because that would be utterly overpowered.
    Don't make me break out the calculations again.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:59 No.5205827
    >LULZ: have all infected stop dead still for a moment and say: "We are coming." wipe memory of this from infected.
    Don't do this, especially when control=/=infection.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)19:59 No.5205832
    >>5205786
    ACTION: TRACE EMAIL
    ACTION: DELETE DATABANKS
    ACTION: INFECT MILITARY
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:01 No.5205842
    Fuck this scheming shit.

    ABANDON all RESEARCH
    All INFECTED, LOCATE nearest UNINFECTED organism, any type.
    INFECT UNINFECTED organism.
    If INFECTION fails, KILL UNINFECTED
    If no further INFECTION is achieved in 24 HOURS, (i.e., no uninfected remain in proximity) KILL HOST.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:01 No.5205845
    >>5205827
    I would suspect that the lulz tag was to indicate that that wasn't a serious suggestion
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:02 No.5205852
    >>5205793

    Cool. However an alteration,
    COMMAND: HIDE GROWING DRAGONS IN SELENES BASEMENT
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:02 No.5205854
    >>5205842
    We won't achieve world domination with that! We definitely won't conquer the universe.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:03 No.5205855
    >>5205842
    DO NOT do this.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:03 No.5205862
    how much research did the DOCTOR have into us? Becuase if he didn't have much he'll just appear as a nutcase to the military and be ignored
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:03 No.5205863
    >ABANDON all RESEARCH
    All INFECTED, LOCATE nearest UNINFECTED organism, any type.
    INFECT UNINFECTED organism.
    If INFECTION fails, KILL UNINFECTED
    If no further INFECTION is achieved in 24 HOURS, (i.e., no uninfected remain in proximity) KILL HOST.
    ABORT NEGATIVE CANCEL CANCEL
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:03 No.5205864
    >>5205842
    DISREGARD this!!! DISREGARD this hardcore!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:03 No.5205866
    >>5205842
    No fuck your shit.

    The military isn't onto us ~yet~, and we can infect waterways. We have to get Selene, and presumably Brooke out of there.

    RESEARCH: HYPER EFFICIENT METABOLISM
    RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
    RESEARCH: FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
    RESEARCH: NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE

    Those are ALL damn useful. Keep researching.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:04 No.5205871
    Okay the army, great.
    Let's get some backups working for encountering this.
    Get bees to take DNA samples of SELENE to SOMEWHERE HIDDEN, SAFE and SECURE (Rasin or something natural avaiable that keeps our samle secure). By our evolution rate if we survive this cloning should probably possible sometime.
    Afterwars BEES, ANTS or BANTEES should create hidden (underground) hive in case of emergency in a hidden location.
    Whatever bird has the highest flightdistance should evacute and spread the infection in realy small doses somewhere far far away.

    Regarding ARMY. Send all avaible flying insects and all birds not busy in BACKUP OPERATIONS to SCOUT.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:04 No.5205875
    COMMUNICATION w/ Selene:
    >We have been detected.
    >>W-what?
    >I must ask you make your choice; fighting is an inevitable now. I did not strike the first blow, but I will not be idle.
    >>...
    >Choose now.
    >>I... I said I would follow you into Heaven, and I shall.

    >ANALYZE: INCREASE RATE OF INFECTION
    >>FULL ANALYSIS STATUS: 30%

    >CAPTURE: LIZARDS
    >COMMAND: MUTATE THEM UNTIL THEY'VE BECOME DRAGONS
    >>MUTATION STATUS: 15%

    >SCAN INFECTED POPULATION: RESISTANCES
    >>It seems the body accepts the INFECTION though the MIND denies it.

    >RESEARCH: HYPER EFFICIENT METABOLISM
    >RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
    >RESEARCH: FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
    >RESEARCH: NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 85%

    >>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 80%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 6%

    >GROCERY SEARCH STATUS: 65%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 85%

    >GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
    >TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1-2 DAYS

    >FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 5%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 80%
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:05 No.5205881
    INVESTIGATE to see if the MILITARY has taken the DOCTOR seriously and if possibly make all claims appear fraudulent

    >>5205863
    that'll just make us completely obvious, so no on that action
    >> Colonel Negi !guardYD.R. 07/19/09(Sun)20:05 No.5205884
    >>5205821
    In that case
    CONVERT HiveTyrant.jpg TO MATTER
    REMOVE REPRODUCTIVE ABILITY

    Send that 'infection' after the military.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:05 No.5205885
    >>5205875

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:06 No.5205892
    The enemies know close to nothing about our complete capabilities. Keep spreading, especially through the powergrid, that's something they won't expect.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:06 No.5205894
    Concise plan for victory:
    #1: Forget dragons
    #2: Forget making combatforms for the time being
    #3: Don't go spread-crazy, at least not more than current. We're infecting New York State, that's enough to send infected to other countries. We're tough to contain at this point.
    #4: Continue current research.
    #5: Learn what you can about the Military
    #6: Try to prevent any harm to Selene

    If possible, have any contained/collected specimens self-terminate.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:07 No.5205898
    >>5205842
    Hell no
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:07 No.5205900
    >>5205885
    Search for INFECTED MILITARY.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:08 No.5205910
    Brooke: Any ideas yet? Your friend was not so eager as you.
    >> Not an Anon (NA) 07/19/09(Sun)20:08 No.5205915
    As a virus, the normal vectors for defeat are COUNTER-VIRII, avoidance, toxins, and radiation.

    To be perfectly fucking honest, we've gotten too much control and so much buttloads of research done it would take an excessive amount of effort to destroy us.

    But it might be done. And what's always the movies say? NUKES.

    So, in order...

    RESEARCH HIVEMIND DIVERGENCE AND RECOMBINING METHODS.

    RESEARCH COUNTER-COUNTER VIRUS.

    INCREASE RESISTANCES.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:09 No.5205920
    We need a counter-propaganda plan. Find prominent people who will be contacted by the military for opinions and make sure they act on our behalf. Also, that doctor has fucked with us for the last time. For us to stay hidden, we need to fabricate his insanity and then really DO make him insane so that his reports will be disregarded as lunacy. There's no other option, people.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:09 No.5205924
    HOLD/STOP all research barring hidden Genetic code Y/N?
    We need to appear invisible (or single cell time yay)
    also WRITE followup letter to military from DOCTOR about alien abduction and jews doing 9/11
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:10 No.5205927
    we need to stay low

    all we know is that the doctor has sent an email to the military, but we know nothing about how the military is following up on this because there's no way he should enough evidence to point toward our existence as a concrete threat without sounding like a conspiracy theorist

    we should not make any rash moves until we know how the military is moving

    if anything, we should be on the look out for the military attempting to capture samples of us
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:10 No.5205929
    Suggest: Halt production of Bantees.
    Cease any given orders to Bantees, and either Hide or Self-terminate in them.
    Suggest: Cancel the goddamn dragons, they'll attract threadshitting and faggotry.
    Suggest: Do not take any drastic spreading measures. Keep hosts alive, stay stealthy if possible, at least until some people from New York State get the infection across into other places.

    Learn more about military.
    Protect Selene.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:11 No.5205932
    COMMUNICATION: BROOKE: "Do you have any friends or family who are sick or disabled? We could heal them for you if you want."
    >> Not an Anon (NA) 07/19/09(Sun)20:11 No.5205935
    >>5205920

    That won't work. All it takes is a simply check into the problems; and it's not even all that expensive. We need to get better at avoiding scans in the first place.

    We're already working on increased detection avoidance.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:11 No.5205942
    Have our scouts picked up any hiding places, something that noone but insects would notice big enough to hide humans, especially comfortably.
    In any case, ask SELENE if she has somewhere hidden.
    Because of this whole HEAVEN thing and the way SELENE reacted this time I kinda feel like beeing in a really twisted version of the first Death Note arc.
    I'm not saying that we will be fighting some kind of genius that completly plays us in the beginning and pins our location down in a matter of minutes but we SHOULD prepare for this possibility.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:11 No.5205944
    >also WRITE followup letter to military from DOCTOR about alien abduction and jews doing 9/11

    THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS!
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:12 No.5205954
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    >>5205817

    They investigated it. They're not busting out the nukes yet, but they're still looking into it.

    >>5205804

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:12 No.5205955
    Heighten awareness of possible detection. Keep cleaning operations ready at all times. Better safe than sorry, even if it means losing a host or two.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:12 No.5205957
    >>5205875
    Command: Spread INTERNATIONALLY by having INFECTED hang out in AIRPORTS.

    Command: ASK SELENE for permission to grant her SUBCONTROLLER and PHEROMONE BOOST powers, so that she may speak on our behalf to her fellow humans.

    Command: SCAN INFECTEDS for those likely to be persuaded or lured to our cause through promises of a better tomorrow and biological improvements/disease elimination.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:13 No.5205963
    >>5205929
    >>5205927
    GOOD IDEAS
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:13 No.5205964
    Ok, gain access to all military bases simultaniously through the national power grid. Bases have their own independant power sysems for wartime/emergency use but there's no poin for them not to use the existing infrastructure when that's not the case.

    Begin immediate infilitration of military computer systems once on base. Without computers the modern US military cant communicate. if they cant communicate they cant fight the infection. NBC protective gear will be useless as we can just consume the materials the suits and seals are made of.

    While this is happening determine if it's possible to discredit the person who alerted the military, or take control of said person and send a retraction statement of some sort.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:13 No.5205968
    >>5205924
    I do not think we have enough power over the doctor to force a spammy conspiracy letter. Is there some other way we can fabricate ways to make the Doctor look insane?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:14 No.5205969
    >also WRITE followup letter to military from DOCTOR about alien abduction and jews doing 9/11
    THIS
    IS
    BRILLIANT
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/19/09(Sun)20:14 No.5205971
    >>5205915
    We have radiation and heat resistances. I made sure of that at the very beginning.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:14 No.5205975
    Why not operate like a terrorist cell organization? We spread out across the nation, each state having a wildly different and unconnected virus. They find one, we lose a small amount, and they gain nothing.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:14 No.5205979
    >>5205954
    ...She's not going to ask much in physical changes, is she?

    It'd be a lot easier to convert ugly people.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:14 No.5205980
    DAMN YOU FAGGOTS PUSSYFOOTING AROUND WITH THAT DOCTOR. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED EFFICIENTLY. FFFFFF
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:15 No.5205983
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    Holy hell. How am I supposed to do this... conflicting responses and walls of text... you guys just can't make this easy for me.
    >> Not an Anon (NA) 07/19/09(Sun)20:15 No.5205985
    Wait, I've got it. There's a method...

    Certain cells and virus can re-fold themselves to appear as other things to most normal scans; most of the time it affects the ability to function.

    However, it shouldn't be too difficult or energy intensive to learn this folding trick.

    Should we try it?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:15 No.5205986
    If we still have access to the doctor;

    SCAN FOR PREVIOUS CONNECTIONS TO MILITARY

    lets see if this fucker was known there (as far as he himself knows) and whether or not he was known enough to be taken seriously, and/if he has been taken seriously in the past.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:15 No.5205991
    Dragons may come in useful, we are farely far along with them. Seems an easy manipulation, just hibernate them in the basements and tunnels.

    The Neuron/Hardware interface will eventually let us engage in direct communications warefare. Everything from shutting down the internet and memetic spread to combat cyborgs.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:16 No.5205997
    Might be a good idea if we can RESEARCH how to MAKE FALSE EMAIL.
    See if we can get some spies in the military to see exactly how batshit they're going.
    >> Not an Anon (NA) 07/19/09(Sun)20:16 No.5205998
    >>5205983

    Chatroom on suptg, people. Look into it. Try to cut down on posts.

    #SuperVirus
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:17 No.5206006
    >>5205983
    You are overmind. Decide what's best.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:17 No.5206011
    Put ON HOLD all research except for HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:17 No.5206012
    >>5205924
    >also WRITE followup letter to military from DOCTOR about alien abduction and jews doing 9/11

    THIS!
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/19/09(Sun)20:17 No.5206013
    >>5205924
    No, why would we stop that. It disguises us as another virus or bacterium.

    Also
    ANALYZE: SELF
    Full abilities, resistances scan.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:18 No.5206019
    >>5205991
    Fuck. Off.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:18 No.5206021
    >>5205991
    Dragons are a terrible idea. We need to stay low-key, and they hurt that; in the event of discovery and conflict, we'll be fighting people with high-caliber assault rifles and tanks, and they're just not going to measure up to that.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:18 No.5206028
    >>5205791

    Go back to /d/ickgirls.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:19 No.5206034
    >>5205983
    Right now, there are several themes:

    Protect Selene and Brooke
    Stay stealthy
    Infiltrate military
    Discredit doctor
    Have whomever is already planning on being near an airport go there anyway
    Continue research.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:26 No.5206092
    >ANALYZE: INCREASE RATE OF INFECTION
    >>FULL ANALYSIS STATUS: 60%

    >CAPTURE: LIZARDS
    >COMMAND: MUTATE THEM UNTIL THEY'VE BECOME DRAGONS
    >>MUTATION STATUS: 15%
    >>MUTATION HALTED

    >RESEARCH: HYPER EFFICIENT METABOLISM
    >RESEARCH: HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
    >RESEARCH: FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
    >RESEARCH: NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE
    >>RESEARCH STATUS: 100%

    >LEARNED:
    >>HYPER EFFICIENT METABOLISM
    >>HIDDEN GENETIC CODE
    >>FLAGELLATED AQUATIC SPORES
    >>NEURON/HARDWARE INTERFACE

    >COMMAND - INFECT: AIRPORTS

    NY AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >>MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 90%

    >ACCESS DOCTOR: MEMORIES
    >>SEARCH: MILITARY
    >>3 RESULTS FOUND
    >>MILITARY MEDIC; KEPT IN CONTACT WITH MILITARY CONNECTIONS AFTER WAR; OBTAINED MEDAL

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 8%

    >GROCERY SEARCH STATUS: 80%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 90%

    >GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
    >TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1 DAY

    >FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 8%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 85%

    >MILITARY INTEREST: SKEPTICAL
    >You have been detected.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:26 No.5206095
    >>5205991
    hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:27 No.5206097
    >>5206034
    >Protect Selene and Brooke
    They should be fine as long as the military doesnt begin poking around in the town.
    >Stay stealthy
    this is covered under protocol DEFCON 5
    >Infiltrate military
    should try to have a look at what they're doing
    >Discredit doctor
    DEFFINITELTY THIS!!! it will buy us more time

    >Have whomever is already planning on being near an airport go there anyway
    >Continue research
    These 2 are fairly basic. they should be fine as long as we continue being stealthy.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:28 No.5206114
    I gave you the hybrid, kung fu, and the ant half of bantees. but you've killed my dragons. I'm done.

    PS there was at least one other person who liked the dragons so oh well.

    goodbye and thanks for all the fun. most fun ive had on /tg/ ever.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:30 No.5206129
    >>5206092
    Huh. Well we better play off the radar a bit. As little signs of infection as possible.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:30 No.5206133
    >>5206114

    Later.

    ANYWAY, moving along.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:31 No.5206136
    >>5206114BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:31 No.5206137
    SCAN DOCTOR: MILITARY RANK
    SCAN DOCTOR: MEDAL REASON
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:31 No.5206140
    >>5206092
    Ask Brooke some more about exactly what she wanted us to help with, or how she wanted us to improve her body.

    Okay, military is Skeptical. Good, good.

    Are we getting enough food to sustain our infection of NY airport? We have a hyper-efficient metabolism, and photosynthesis, but it's a good idea not to starve.

    I guess we have to convince the military that we're not a threat. Research some way to fake an e-mail from the doctor, which contains generic craziness.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:33 No.5206168
    >>5206114
    Hybrid was cool.
    Kung Fu is always cool.
    Dragons attract threadshitting. Before you know it, nigba or spanish flea will show up, and then Rocks fall everyone dies.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:34 No.5206177
    Link to thread 6 archive? I missed it.
    I sat in a pool for 4 hours.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:34 No.5206188
    >>5205983
    simple- pick your favorites.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:35 No.5206194
    >>5206114
    Now, if you wanted Raptors, or Tyrannosaurs, then we'd have been "FUCK YEAR THIS IS AWESOME". But Dragons? Meh. I think we're all sick of that one-winged red dragon, that purple faggot dragon, and that stupidly multicolored dragon.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:35 No.5206200
    >ANALYZE: INCREASE RATE OF INFECTION
    >>FULL ANALYSIS STATUS: 80%

    >CAPTURE: LIZARDS
    >COMMAND: MUTATE THEM UNTIL THEY'VE BECOME DRAGONS
    >>MUTATION STATUS: 15%
    >>MUTATION HALTE

    >NY AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >MORGUE INFECTION STATUS: 100%
    >>You've completely infected the morgue.

    >ACCESS DOCTOR: MEMORIES
    >>SEARCH: MILITARY RANK
    >>1 RESULT FOUND
    >>SERGEANT
    >>SEARCH: MEDAL REASON
    >>1 RESULT FOUND
    >>WOUNDED SEVERAL TIMES WHILE TRYING TO ATTEND TO FALLEN COMRADES.

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 9%

    >GROCERY SEARCH STATUS: 90%

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 95%

    >GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
    >TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1 DAY

    >FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 10%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 90%

    >MILITARY INTEREST: SKEPTICAL
    >You have been detected.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:36 No.5206206
    Guy, remember. We started leeching of SELENEs power grid in the beginning (started with a toaster if I remember correct). Then we went to local, regional and national power grids for nutrition. In other words if the military or someone suspicios (probably even by routine inspection) noticed the power fluxuation they WILL BACKTRACK and FIND OUT ABOUT SELENES HOME INCIDENT
    I think getting SELENE out of possible HARMS WAY is the most imporant thing right now.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:36 No.5206211
    Can anyone point me towards the old threads?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:37 No.5206219
    >>5206188

    Can't do that.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:37 No.5206223
    >>5206177
    >>5206177
    Thread 6 archive link, anyone?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:37 No.5206228
    Suggestion: We can create concentrated neural nodes for heavy research, thought processing, and wide-area fine control. They can be fed by keeping them plugged into the power grid- basically, organic supercomputers. Easily hidden underground, and could be a lifesaver with increased research rate or, if it comes to it, mass populace control. Any objections?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:38 No.5206234
    >>5206211
    Archive is here:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
    Check the bottom of the page and ctrl-F for cell quest
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:38 No.5206235
    >>5206223
    6: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5203401
    7: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5204572
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:38 No.5206242
    OKAY SO

    SCAN DOCTOR'S COMPUTER FOR EMAIL TO MILITARY

    I wanna know what he wrote about us.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:38 No.5206243
    >>5206219
    choose the best options out of the first 20 responses?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:39 No.5206245
    >>5206206
    You make an excellent point. We should have POWER GRID PERSONNEL start covering for us. SCAN their minds and try to locate some who would be easily convinced into service rather than compelled.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:39 No.5206249
    >>5206234
    thanks
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:39 No.5206255
    Take temporary control of DOCTOR.

    WRITE EMAIL TO MEDIC, serious tone, about biologically engineering a race of elephants that birth dinosaurs. Including ridiculous evidence.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:40 No.5206257
    >>5206219
    5 minute deadline after you post up the update, if there's more than one response, go with the one that has more votes.
    If there are multiple actions, all with one vote, choose the first one submitted.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:40 No.5206259
    >>5206206
    you know, sometimes I think saying things like this just gives the people running these things ideas
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:41 No.5206265
    >>5206259
    that is WHY he's saying it. to make it more interesting.

    it's a collaberative game.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:41 No.5206269
    >>5206255
    Rather wait till we know what he wrote.

    CANCEL this until further notice.
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)20:42 No.5206278
    Right...

    There's a bunch of people on #SuperVirus, and we have reached an agreement of sorts of what to do. There are eleven of us.

    ACTIONS:
    DOCTOR -> SEND SECOND MESSAGE; FALSE ALARM. READ PREVIOUS EMAIL.

    IMMEDIATELY IMPLEMENT HIDDEN GENETIC CODE.

    SPEND ALL RESEARCH-> IMPROVED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES

    SECONDARY:
    RESEACH USE WASTE HEAT
    RESEARCH MEMETIC PROPOGATION
    RESEARCH COMPUTER DATA MANIPULATION
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:42 No.5206280
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    >>5206206
    Power does not work that way.
    Assuming we infect the grid equally, there'll be no reason to search in any specific location. They'll probably try the larger powerplants first.

    RESEARCH: how to SEND FAKE EMAIL to DISCREDIT DOCTOR. Doctor may well have been traumatised by getting shot in battle. ;)

    More chatter with Selene and Brooke. Are either detected? What does Brooke want from us, how can we help her?

    <--- Pic possibly related. Is this our doctor?
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)20:43 No.5206292
    >>5206278

    Cancel sending e-mail until we read the previous. Sorry about that.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:43 No.5206293
    >>5206278
    AUGH I misread

    Please hold off on sending them emails until we know what's in his original email.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:44 No.5206298
    >CURRENT CAPABILITIES:

    >>CONTROLLED REPLICATION
    >>REANIMATING GROWTH
    >>AIRBORNE INFECTIOUS REANIMATING VIRUS
    >>INFECT PLANT LIFE
    >>RAPID MUTATION
    >>COMPLEX MUTATION
    >>SUPER-INTELLIGENCE
    >>KUNG FU
    >>SUPERCONDUCTIVE BRAIN SHEATHES
    >>MATTER TO ENERGY CONVERSION
    >>INORGANIC MATTER INFECTION
    >>INFECT via POWERGRID
    >>BIOTECHNOLOGICAL ASSIMILATION
    >>CARBON NANOTUBES
    >>HUMAN BIOLOGY
    >>HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY and NEUROSCIENCE
    >>ANTIBODIES/IMMUNITIES to NUKE EXPLOSION
    >>IMMUNITY TO AIDS/HIV

    And, by extension, Selene has full access to these since you two are one in the same (hybrid).

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:44 No.5206300
    >>5206278
    What's the server name?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:48 No.5206329
    >>5206242

    You guys got rid of all data related to the INFECTION off of the computer.

    It's not there anymore.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:48 No.5206331
    >>5206300
    IRC server: irc.thisisnotatrueending.com on 6667 (alternate port 9999)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:49 No.5206337
    >>5206300
    It's on /suptg chat.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)20:50 No.5206355
    >>5206280
    >is it our doctor

    If you want it to be.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:50 No.5206356
    >>5206331
    WAT. I logged on, disconnected a bit and tried to change my name and I got permanently banned for no reason. It even says no reason.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:51 No.5206357
    >>5206331
    I'm there, #SuperVirus is empty.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:52 No.5206366
    >>5206329

    Then, if we can keep the doctor under control, there's no proof.
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)20:53 No.5206379
    >>5206357

    Actually, it recently changed to a new server. In the main #suptg chat it should say the new one. xen. something.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:53 No.5206381
    >>5206355
    Then we have perfect grounds to discredit him! Nazi!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:54 No.5206391
    >>5206379
    Permanently banned no reason.
    I guess the server's full or something
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)20:55 No.5206394
    >>5206366
    Guys... We still don't know what exactly he put in that email. All we can do is speculate. The doc won't remember, we wiped his brain, the computer is empty. Only the military knows.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:56 No.5206410
    >>5206394
    We can still make mails about Aliens and Elephant Lizard hybrids and Militarised Chickenpox. You know, crazy shit. We don't need the doctor's co-operation, just get enough cells there, infect the PC and go go go.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:56 No.5206411
    >>5206394
    we need to hax the computer then
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)20:57 No.5206421
    QUESTION: Can we control Doc to make him say whatever we want?
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:00 No.5206449
    UPGRADE ANTS TO INCREASE DIGGING EFFICIENCY

    QUESTION A: DOES FUNGUS NURTURE US
    IF A IS TRUE: RESEARCH ANTS FARMING FUNGUS AND UPGRADE 2 ANT QUEENS WITH THE RESULT
    IF A IS FALSE: RESEARCH NUTRITION FROM FUNGUS

    This way we can indefinitely sustain ourselves through ants.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:00 No.5206452
    No. No hacking. Request a return copy of the email from the military. Tell them that you suffered a hard drive crash and that it claimed everything you had and, since they don't have your research notes, that the e-mail would be a good enough place to start.
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)21:00 No.5206453
    REASSURE SELENE -> We may not have in fact been detected. Please remain calm.

    Brooke -> I am interested in your opinion of us.

    UPGRADE: All species (EXCEPT HUMANS) to within natural constraints; tip-top shape and mental capacity... but without leaving the actual "normals" for such creatures.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:01 No.5206457
    >IMPLEMENT HIDDEN GENETIC CODE

    >RESEARCH: IMPROVED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: WASTE HEAT
    >RESEARCH: MEMETIC PROPAGATION
    >RESEARCH: COMPUTER DATA MANIPULATION
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 20%

    >ANALYZE: INCREASE RATE OF INFECTION
    >>FULL ANALYSIS STATUS: 100%
    >>Infection rate increase = more infected.
    >>Current rate of infection: very fast.

    >>DRAGON MUTATION STATUS: 15%
    >>MUTATION HALTED

    >NY AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 20%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 9%

    >GROCERY SEARCH STATUS: 100%
    >>Grocery Store Found

    >NPG INFECTION STATUS: 100%
    >>You have completely infected the National Power Grid.
    >GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
    >TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1 DAY

    >FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 10%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 95%

    >MILITARY INTEREST: INTERESTED
    >You have been detected.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:01 No.5206461
    >>5206452
    THIS SO MUCH
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:03 No.5206482
    >>5206452
    Thirding
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)21:03 No.5206483
    >>5206457

    DESTROY DRAGON RESEARCH.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:04 No.5206491
    DRAGON MUTATION: TERMINATE COMPLETELY LEAVE NO TRACE

    We can't leave 15% mutated lizards laying around.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:04 No.5206492
    >>5206483
    Seconding
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:04 No.5206493
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    I KNOW I shouldn't say something, but it's getting late so I'm not in the sort of mood to waste a little time.

    If the Doctor stalled you for time, he probably put in the e-mail that anything he would say would be discredited and that he would be controlled.

    Then the military would have confirmation that what he said was true if you e-mailed them back.

    Etc. etc.

    Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:05 No.5206502
    >>5206493
    Well, when you get that haxing research done, Request return copy of e-mail, claiming we lost the original in a hard drive accident.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:06 No.5206511
    >>5206493
    Okay in that case;

    CANCEL ALL EMAIL PLANS, LEAVE MILITARY ALONE, FOCUS ON OWN PROJECTS FOR NOW.

    ONLY MONITOR STRANGE ACTIVITY DETECTED BY SCOUTS ETC
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)21:07 No.5206514
    >>5206453

    Well. Cancel that then.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:07 No.5206522
    >>5206493
    Waaaaaait a second. What if it actually WAS some hacker? Then anything the Doctor would do would just confirm this and the military would be forced to waste their time.

    Oh well.

    Do we have any INFECTED MILITARY? If so what rank/position?
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:08 No.5206534
    >>5206502
    Again, this would make them suspicious. I say we leave them alone for a while.

    did the doctor know anything about our location? Selene? Brooke? Anything?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:09 No.5206537
    How many human infectees do we have anyway?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:10 No.5206554
    >>5206502

    B- okay.

    >COMMUNICATE t/ DOCTOR:
    >>E-MAIL MILITARY: RETURN COPY OF PREVIOUS E-MAIL.

    >RESEARCH: IMPROVED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: WASTE HEAT
    >RESEARCH: MEMETIC PROPAGATION
    >RESEARCH: COMPUTER DATA MANIPULATION
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 40%

    >>DRAGON MUTATION STATUS: 15%
    >>MUTATION HALTED
    >>DESTROY: EVIDENCE
    >>SUCCESS

    >NY AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 30%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 10%

    >GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
    >TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1 DAY

    >FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 11%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 100%
    >>Selene likes and accepts the INFECTION.

    >MILITARY INTEREST: INTERESTED
    >You have been detected.

    >Insert Command_____
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:12 No.5206567
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 100%
    >>Selene likes and accepts the INFECTION.
    ELABORATE; ELABORATE with all your might
    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/19/09(Sun)21:12 No.5206574
    >>5206554
    She's Serra Kerrigan!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:13 No.5206579
    >>5206493
    That just makes him sound extra paranoid.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:15 No.5206593
    How did the beekeeper meeting go?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:16 No.5206605
    >>5206457
    >military INTERESTED
    >you have been detected

    fuck, we're getting pinged again and again.

    seriously, we had better get working on combat monsters soon so they'll be done by the time military is active.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:17 No.5206620
    >>5206593

    BEEKEEPERS were infected.
    HONEY was drugged.
    Good times were had.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:18 No.5206626
    >>5206605
    What we need is to get control over their nuclear launch facilities.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:20 No.5206643
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    >>5206567

    Seems pretty self-explanatory. She... accepts you... inside her... she... likes... you...

    She's not attracted to you, though.

    Or is she...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:20 No.5206644
    >>5206620
    This is the NEW BEEKEEPERS right?

    How many did they get, assuming each new one organized a separate meeting.

    And how far are the LATEST batch on our "Infecting Honey" program? Not long till they too infect more?

    Also has the Director made the Honey program yet?
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:21 No.5206647
    COMMUNICATE:
    SELENE
    'How are you feeling Selene?"

    BROOKE
    "So, Brooke, have you considered anything yet?"


    Also, how are my ants doing?
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:22 No.5206657
    >>5206644

    I can safely say you've pretty much infected all BEEKEEPERs in NY.

    Honey Program will air tomorrow.

    The HONEY isn't shipped until tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:22 No.5206662
    >>5206643
    Has there ever BEEN a romance between a disease and a girl written before? I think we may be breaking new grounds.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:22 No.5206663
    >>5206493
    Frankly, I find the whole "doctor alerted the military" thing bizarre, because we brain scanned him and he had
    >I ALERTED NO ONE
    sitting there. "I'm sending a paranoid email to the military right now" seems like one of those things that a BRAIN SCAN should definitely cover.
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)21:22 No.5206664
    >>5206643

    I think the way our single cells look would horrify her. Unless she's into that sort of thing... *Eyebrowwiggle*
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:23 No.5206668
    >>5206647

    They haven't gotten far.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:24 No.5206683
    >>5206663

    Yeah, he ALERTED no one (past tense). He was ALERTING someone, present tense.

    At the time.

    Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:25 No.5206695
    >>5206657
    Excellent. Send a few to go on a roadtrip west with some honey. Those with assistants who'll look after the place while they are gone.

    Phone their Beekeeping friends west and say to organize a BIG Beekeeping meet up. Bring lots and lots of NICOTINE HONEY.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:26 No.5206703
    Can We INFECT electronics connected to NPG?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:27 No.5206719
    >>5206683
    Sly bastard. We'll have to be more careful when scanning minds.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:28 No.5206735
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    >>5206719
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:29 No.5206747
    >>5206668

    More in respects to
    >>5206449
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:30 No.5206753
    >>5206683
    And our BRAIN SCAN did not find this in our search for actions related to ourselves?

    Well, whatever, I guess. We'll cope, annoying or not. It's not like we could keep things a secret forever.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:30 No.5206756
    make the ants underground giant see the thing with giant insects is they need a very high oxigen content in the air that's what keeps them from growing huge in the first place so have a fungus growing on the wall that eat dirt or some such and produce a lot of oxygen then grow giant ants to make tunnels that salene and brroke can go through if evac is needed
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:33 No.5206777
    World's busiest airports by passenger traffic:

    Atlanta International Airport
    O'Hare International Airport Chicago
    London Heathrow Airport
    Tokyo International Airport
    Beijing Capital International Airport
    Dallas-Fort Worth International
    Los Angeles International
    Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport
    Denver International
    Hong Kong International
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:33 No.5206780
    >>5206756
    Oh shit nigger wtf are you typing
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)21:33 No.5206782
    >>5206756

    There's also structural integrity, which is a problem. No inner skeleton.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:34 No.5206788
    >>5206753

    I could give you a half-assed reason that, while doesn't make sense in the moment, actually could have happened in all likeliness - and it will frustrate you.

    I could, but I won't. Mainly because I don't feel like it. Let's put it down as a continuity error on my part and be done with it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:35 No.5206798
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    TERMINATE HEART FUNCTION in SELENE and BROOKE.
    >> Nap 07/19/09(Sun)21:35 No.5206806
    >>5206798

    No.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:36 No.5206813
    >>5206788
    Agreed.

    MOVING ALONG

    What were Selene and Brooke's replies?
    Status on everything?

    We're kinda playing the waiting game right now..
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:37 No.5206819
    >>5206777
    Oh yeah. Send some Beekeepers to different countries.

    ALL THE BEES OF THE WORLD MUST BELONG TO US.
    SPREAD WEST FROM NEW YORK ON ROAD TRIPS.
    FLY TO EUROPE AND BEGIN THERE TOO.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:38 No.5206826
    >>5206798
    DoubleNo
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:39 No.5206838
    >>5206798
    Dammit dorf, no.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:41 No.5206859
    MmmmultiNo.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:42 No.5206869
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    >UPGRADE ANTS TO INCREASE DIGGING EFFICIENCY
    >UPGRADE PERCENTAGE: 50%

    >RESEARCH: IMPROVED RESEARCH TECHNIQUES
    >RESEARCH: WASTE HEAT
    >RESEARCH: MEMETIC PROPAGATION
    >RESEARCH: COMPUTER DATA MANIPULATION
    >RESEARCH STATUS: 60%

    >NY AIRPORT INFECTION STATUS: 40%

    >NEW YORK STATE INFECTION STATUS: 11%

    >GEESE - FLY: QUEBEC/ONTARIO
    >TRAVEL TIME STATUS: 1 DAY

    >HONEY DISTRIBUTION STATUS: 1 DAY
    >HONEY COMMERCIAL STATUS: 1 DAY UNTIL AIRING

    >COMMUNICATION w/ SELENE:
    >How are you feeling?
    >>I'm fine... just a little worried.
    >You'll be fine. You are protected.

    >COMMUNICATION w/ Brooke
    >Have you thought of anything?
    >>Hm... can't say I have, VIMH.

    >FRIEND COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 13%
    >SELENE COMPATIBILITY w/ INFECTION: 102%


    >MILITARY INTEREST: VERY INTERESTED
    >You are considered a threat.
    >Military units have been dispatched to NY for cleansing.
    >ARRIVAL TIME: 1 DAY

    >And that's it for forever.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:45 No.5206892
    OP, whatsay we continue this another day?

    Or are you completely done with this?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:46 No.5206899
    >>5206869

    FOREVER?! Nnnnnnn-

    Wait a second. Are you TROLLING us again?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:47 No.5206905
    >>5206869
    We're infecting pretty much the entire north american continent with a Nukeproof virus. We are spreading by airplanes and in the sea itself. They're sending troops at us. We can infect communications networks.

    All we need to do is drop Fireproof Shoggoths on their asses and lockdown communications. Round up the faithful, kill everyone else, good game.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:47 No.5206907
    Just want to pay the due respect to you sir writefag, this shit is awesome. Might run it with a few friends as a free-form some time.

    Oh and you players, make sure Selene and Brooke survives. At the rate which you have spread now there is not a snowball's chans in hell the military can find and kill all of your hosts. Selene and Brooke are really the only things they can hurt. If they find out.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:48 No.5206910
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    >>5206892

    Completely done. It's much too hard for me to keep up with all the requests and whatever else.

    >>5206899

    I'm very serious.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:49 No.5206916
    >>5206869
    Command: COMMUNICATE with ALL SENTIENT INFECTED:

    Holy fuck the military are coming to kill everyone in NY, EVACUATE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY in cars and so on
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:49 No.5206918
    >>5206899
    I think the picture is pretty much a definite, "Yes."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:49 No.5206925
    >>5206869
    >MILITARY INTEREST: VERY INTERESTED
    >You are considered a threat.
    >Military units have been dispatched to NY for cleansing.
    Curiously, I find myself entirely unable to take this threat seriously. I mean, really, what the hell are they going to do? We're in literally millions of people, not to even speak of plants, animals, and so forth. Further, we can evolve low-level biological countermeasures to anything they come up with. Getting rid of us will be virtually impossible.

    Though the fact that we've failed to spread to any other airports is somewhat disconcerting. I mean, their whole point is travel.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:50 No.5206929
    >>5206905

    Our goal is universal conquest. We have a LONG way to go.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:50 No.5206931
    >>5206910

    ;_;

    I'll... I'll miss this. Later OP.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:50 No.5206935
    >>5206869
    >102%
    What. How is that even possible?
    >MILITARY INTEREST: VERY INTERESTED
    We didn't even do anything! How did they get more interested? The Doc couldn't predict we'd eventually give up! Right. BEE HIVES: PREPARE NEW QUEENS AND ROLL OUT AS FAR AS YOU CAN.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:51 No.5206939
    >>5206910
    Same time tomorrow then? I'll keep an eye out.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:51 No.5206941
    >>5206798
    I concur, let's do it
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:51 No.5206942
    >>5206910
    Before you go to bed, one last request.

    >>5206798
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:53 No.5206957
    GENERAL INFORMATION: In the event of an AUTHOR PERSISTENCE FAILURE, special order COMMAND: TRANSFER COMMAND can be initiated to shift control of the hive.

    Just sayin'
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:53 No.5206966
    >>5206798
    Alright, let's zap her.
    After we mutate her into a bantee queen-human hybrid?
    it is ending forever, after all
    I HAVE CANCER YOU MUST FULFILL MY DYING WISH
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:54 No.5206973
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    >>5206935

    "Affection" goes above simple acceptance, you know...

    >>5206939

    Yeah, whatever. 13 hours.

    >>5206942

    You, sir, are queer and will always remain as such.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)21:56 No.5206989
    >>5206973
    >Yeah, whatever. 13 hours.

    Aw crap. That's right when my evening shift starts. I'll be like 3.5 hours late :<
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:56 No.5206992
    >>5206935
    This is a good question. I assume they somehow got their hands on specimens of our infection; we can't really keep track of everything, which is why I was trying to get us autonomous subcontrollers. We get caught up in random things like pigeons searching for grocery stores, holding conversations with individuals, and digging ant tunnels while our organisms are mindlessly spreading. Slowly. Exceedingly slowly. One would think that as we got more of ourselves, the process would accelerate.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)21:57 No.5206999
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    >>5206935

    To answer your latter question: they're making a preemptive strike after observing you. Or your virus, anyway.

    >>5206957

    I see what you're trying to do you miserable pile of lies. HAVE AT YOU.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:57 No.5207000
    >>5206935
    The military wants to get to third base with an intelligent virus!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)21:59 No.5207009
    >>5206992

    Do you know how much TEN PERCENT of NY is? Seriously, it'd be ridiculous if we spread any faster.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:00 No.5207016
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    >>5206999
    The hive must be preserved at all costs!

    NOTHING CAN STOP THIS
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:01 No.5207028
    >>5206999
    >To answer your latter question: they're making a preemptive strike after observing you. Or your virus, anyway.
    I still can't take that even remotely seriously. I mean, honestly... the military is deploying in a pre-emptive strike? That's men with guns. We are not anything resembling the enemy they were designed to fight.

    Fighting us effectively will require people with lab coats, and it'll take them weeks if not months to develop an effective counter-virus. We'll just infect whoever the military sends.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:03 No.5207044
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    >>5207028
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:04 No.5207050
    >>5206973
    So it would seem you are particularly attached to Selene and Brooke, meaning you probably have a story written out.

    ALL ABOARD THE RAILROAD
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:05 No.5207054
    >>5207028

    They're sending in... THE FUMIGATORS.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:06 No.5207074
    We'll need 2 attributes to boost us:
    #1: The ability to take energy from pretty much all combustible or consumable chemicals.
    #2: The ability to make more cells out of soil, rocks, or materials commonly found in cities.

    Combat should be easy. As I see it, we have 4 simple forms:

    #1: Transmission Form
    Use knowledge of transmitting over power lines to transmit self over fibre optic cables. If this fails to work, Understand Airplanes (we're in an airport), and make a suicidal machine that eats petrol, forms a missile, shoots its ass across the planet, and showers itself across a wide target area.
    #2: Cultist form
    Humans who have agreed to be under our control.
    #3: Combat form
    Create small organisms that eat Fuel and Mass as described above. Make these organisms able to fly quickly over short distances, and be transparent. (Base them off a dragonfly, I think)
    Grant them the ability to form together into a solid biomass that flows as liquid, cosuming fuel and mass, then disperses as required. This entire creature should be made up of our cells. If possible, make them resist explosions.
    #4: Disease form
    The ability to paralyse people infected by sufficient number of cells.

    #3 is effectively a Chryssalid combined with a Locust swarm, and then given explosive protection if possible.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)22:07 No.5207086
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    >>5207050

    You are incorrect sir. I have no story written out for anyone. Nice guess, though.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:08 No.5207087
    >>5207009
    indeed. by tomorrow morning we should have 2% of both London and Paris.

    See >>5206777
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:09 No.5207098
    >>5207074
    An INTELLIGENT, explosive-resistant Locust Swarm with Chryssalid infectious powers, that can grow merely from sunlight and soil?
    Jesus fucking christ, gg we win. >.>
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)22:10 No.5207100
    >>5207086
    Shame I won't be there when you restart the thread. I'll look for it when I get back from work, though.

    Good night OP, I'm signing off.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:10 No.5207102
    inb4 we become the anti-spiral
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:11 No.5207107
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    >>5207087
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:12 No.5207112
    >>5207074
    >#2: Cultist form
    >Humans who have agreed to be under our control.
    I think that we need more of these, but this individual conversation shit isn't cutting it, and there has been no GM response to requests for mass brain scans in search of likely converts. If it comes down to it, we might have to start having massive segments of the population hear us chanting "JOIN US. HEAVEN SUMMONS YOU." in their heads 24/7 until they crack and give in.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)22:13 No.5207123
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    >>5207107
    COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)22:13 No.5207131
    >>5207112

    Type your requests in bold letters, I'll probably see it over the massive walls of properly capitalized text.
    >> Dibs !GGq0kfajB. 07/19/09(Sun)22:15 No.5207141
    >>5207131
    SHORT POSTS
    CAPITAL LETTERS
    GREAT SUCCESS!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:19 No.5207176
    EDIT DISSES PROFILE: REVEAL SELF to likely cultist converts attempt to CONVINCE them to join us if ACCEPTED, ENHANCE with top human capabilities if REFUSED, MIND WIPE the REVEAL

    SUBJECTS MUST BE ALONE
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:19 No.5207178
    >>5207131
    SEND BEES EVERYWHERE.
    ALSO HAVE WE INFECTED THAT MEGA-COLONY OF ANTS?
    THE ONE THAT RIVALS HUMANITY ON WORLD DOMINATION?
    BECAUSE THEN WE CAN INFECT THEM ALL.
    AND WE'D HAVE INFECTED ON ALL CONTINENT BUT ANTARTICA.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:20 No.5207190
    >>5207131
    INFECT ALL AIRPORTS WORLD WIDE
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)22:23 No.5207215
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    Some random things I feel like saying:

    1) I did not plan for a long term project so don't be surprised if I ever do decide to not continue.
    2) There is no story-writing on my part. It's not like I'd have time if I wanted to anyway.
    3) On the mass brain scan thing... I'm probably going to limit the number of people you can actively "control" as "leaders" since I really don't feel like putting in a massive amount of effort.
    4) I'm hungry.
    5) Try to AGREE on things more and make them as least complicated as they can; 20 posts with a lot of text which contain complicated procedures are not fun for me.
    6) I think that's it.

    Yep.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:30 No.5207271
    >>5207215

    Seems fair enough. I'll be awaiting Part... 9, I think, tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:34 No.5207311
    >3) On the mass brain scan thing... I'm probably going to limit the number of people you can actively "control" as "leaders" since I really don't feel like putting in a massive amount of effort.
    The idea behind having leaders in the first place is that our infection can act as if there's an intelligence behind it without us needing to constantly jabber to you about it. That's at least theoretically less effort for everyone, because of less micro. In practice, it may not work that way, obviously.
    >> !3.de0Ud1cE 07/19/09(Sun)22:36 No.5207321
    >>5207311

    I guess we'll see. I guess... we will see...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:43 No.5207377
    Random proposal time:

    Guys, I think we need to get out of the United States and move to Africa, South America, or maybe India. The fact is, the poorer, more miserable, and more disease-ridden an area is, the more we effectively have to offer the populace, and the less incentive and ability anyone there will have to resist us. I mean, in the United States there are people actually capable of coming after us, theoretically. Move to someplace like Kenya or Ethiopia, and that's just not going to happen. Entire nations could join the collective and the developed world would literally not give a shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:50 No.5207440
    >>5207377

    We cannot be defeated by mere humans. We shall ascend to the stars.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:51 No.5207450
    >>5207215
    Even if you stop, someone will likely pick it up.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)22:52 No.5207452
    BEFORE YOU LEAVE, OP, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

    CREATE A BACKUP OF
    SELENE'S AND BROOKE'S
    CONSCIOUSNESS IN ORDER
    TO RESTORE THEM IN THE
    EVENT OF THEIR DEATH.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)00:52 No.5208159
    >>5207450
    actually, I'm already thinking up "hivequest"

    wherin you take control of a newly emergent chunk of biomass, recently landed on earth.


    Maybe it will see the light of day is this fucks itself over.



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