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    35 KB EVO QUEST 2 !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)18:57 No.5229995  
    >"Sons, remember the dark days and the fear of the lobsters, remember how I commanded you to scateher in the seas to the glory of our species. But most important REMEMBER THAT THE LAST TIME ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DEFIED ME I IMPALED THE SHIT TROUGH HIM"

    -3 of the 11 rebel schools are intimidated. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)18:59 No.5230015
    Challenge the biggest of the unintimidated sons. His defeat will surely intimidate the rest!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:00 No.5230023
    Pick out one of your still defiant sons and make an example of him, kill all the males in his school, and divide the females among the schools that you have successfully brought back under your control.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:00 No.5230027
    >>5230015

    This
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:02 No.5230040
    Challenge and kill the largest of the dissenters.

    Also, we're starting to look like a Gyarados, we need to evolve Hydro Pump.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:02 No.5230041
    >>5230023
    this

    And while you're at it, take several of the weaker females into your school
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:02 No.5230042
    >>5230023

    By divide I mean evenly distribute, take the dead son's daughters/granddaughters and give them to the 3 loyal sons.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:02 No.5230050
    >>5230023
    This
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:02 No.5230051
    rolled 3 = 3

    Combine the fighting from this one
    >>5230015
    with the devide and conquer from that one
    >>5230023
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:03 No.5230057
    >>5230023

    This. And let him live, as a warning. If he acts up again, ever, kill him and eat him.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:03 No.5230059
    CONSTRICT with Serpent Body and Belly Spikes!

    Show them an old fish can learn new tricks!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:03 No.5230065
    >>5230041

    This.

    YOUR DOMINANT GENES WILL TAKE PRECEDENT OVER ALL THEIR FLAWED, RECESSIVE GENES

    YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM THE MOMENT I WAS BORN
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:04 No.5230068
    >>5230023
    Second.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:04 No.5230072
    You defy the biggest and meanest of your sons, he has a size of 6 feet. He looks a lot like you in the past: >>5228841
    But where the hell did he got those pointy reddish spikes? Anyway, attacking action?

    >SEVERE IMPALING
    >SEVERE HEADBUTT
    >BITE
    >FINSLAP
    >Other

    (you need 4 people voting for the same action)
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:05 No.5230074
    By the way, our next upgrade MUST be Enhanced Muscles, our slowness in close combat could be a devastating weakness if they all attack us at once.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:05 No.5230077
    >>5230072

    SEVERE HEADBUTT all the way
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:06 No.5230081
    >>5230072
    IMPALE THE FUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:06 No.5230085
    >>5230072
    are our spikes longer?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:06 No.5230087
    >>5230072

    Headbutt, his armor may be tough enough that our horn will glance off it, but if we can damage it first...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:06 No.5230094
    >>5230072

    Impale, no need for any wussy moves in matters of succession.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:07 No.5230095
    >>5230072
    Impale that son of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:07 No.5230097
    >>5230072

    Finslap, he's still useful to us. Don't kill him yet.

    By the way, how long are we now?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:07 No.5230098
    >>5230072
    IMPALE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:07 No.5230099
    >>5230072
    >>SEVERE IMPALING
    Stab that insolent bastard right through his smart ass mouth
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:07 No.5230100
    Impale ftw
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:07 No.5230101
    SEVERE IMPALING, F YEAR!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:08 No.5230106
    There are more than enough votes for impaling.

    CHARGE MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:09 No.5230111
    impale

    Alternately, constrict
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:09 No.5230114
    IMPALE.

    Avoid the spikes, they might be poison.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:09 No.5230116
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    Our children
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:09 No.5230122
    Impale.

    The dude OBVIOUSLY has poisonous spikes, which means constrict isn't an option.

    IT ALSO MEANS THAT HE HAS POLLUTED HIS GENEPOOL
    KILL THE HERETIC
    THE SPICE MUST FLOW
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:09 No.5230123
    impaling makes this fight into a slightly homoertic metaphor. also, wincest.
    so it's /tg/-related and also a bit like from some artsy movie.

    tl;dr: impale that little shit
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:10 No.5230129
    Poison spikes would be a worthy addition to our repertoire, actually.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:11 No.5230130
    >>5230085
    No.
    >>5230097
    10 feet.

    >You deal CRITICAL damage to your son. He can barely move.
    >You notice that some of the spikes in his belly pierced the bland parts of your face (insignificant injuries on eye and tongue) and some were engulfed. Suddenly you are not feeling well...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:11 No.5230132
    impale. Also, archived the first thread

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5227957/
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:12 No.5230138
    We need to evolve POISON RESISTANCE, stat!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:12 No.5230142
    >>5230130
    Roll 1d8 for resist poison. You must beat 3. At 8 you gain immunity to poison.

    To gain that trait you must breed with his females.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:12 No.5230143
    >>5230122

    If we kill him, we MUST eat him and gain his poisoned spikes.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:13 No.5230146
    >>5230130
    Finish him off, then use the experience gained to buy Poison Resistance.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:13 No.5230148
    >>5230130

    Evolve Liver and get rid of those poisons.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:13 No.5230150
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>5230142
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:13 No.5230151
    >>5230130

    Smack him with your tail, assuming it's armored and his spikes can't get to it.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:13 No.5230153
    >>5230143
    This is another option. The breeding is only if you want him to live
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:14 No.5230155
    rolled 8 = 8

    this might be fail due to not doing the dice properly
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:14 No.5230164
    >>5230155

    Hot damn, if only you'd rolled a little faster. We still avoided being poisoned, but man...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:15 No.5230167
    We need to pry open his shell before we can eat him.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:15 No.5230173
    >>5230142
    >>5230150
    >>5230155
    aw
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:16 No.5230179
    >>5230174
    Choke the bitch to death
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:16 No.5230180
    >>5230174
    Eat him and add his spikes to ours for SUPER CONSTRICT!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:17 No.5230183
    >>5230174
    Rip his shell up, eat his organs. Do not let his rebellion go unpunished.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:17 No.5230186
    Let him live if he surrenders. Mate with his women, gain spikes and poison resistance (do those things come together?)

    With poisoned spikes and enhanced muscles, our slowness won't matter anymore.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:17 No.5230187
    >>5230174

    Uh, ok then.

    Send him off into the monster lobster territory alone to redeem himself by killing as many as he can before he dies.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:17 No.5230188
    >>5230174
    To be honest, >>5230150 was first...
    But hey, if we get immunity anyway, fine by me!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:18 No.5230189
    let him live. He was insolent but he is strong of body and will. Make him your favorite son but still mate with his women.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:18 No.5230190
    >>5230174
    Maim him, but leave him alive so that he can continue to breed.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:18 No.5230191
    Let him live, he's strong and brave at least. By the way, how long are we?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:18 No.5230193
    >>5230183

    It "dice+xdy+z(Optional Modifier)" for rolls
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:18 No.5230195
    >>5230174
    eat him and show dominance
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:19 No.5230204
    eat him and mate with his women.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:19 No.5230206
    >>5230179
    >>5230180
    >>5230183
    I accidentaly the post, anyway you keep IMMUNITY and kill your SON

    Now the 11 schools fears you.
    You've got 1 upgrade
    >Enhace size
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Enhace brain
    >Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >Random mutation (1/4 chance of being something adverse; 1/8 chance of being something awesome)
    >Enhaced muscle
    >Poisoned spikes
    >Pheromone suggestion -species only (surprise! Why did you think the rebellion didn't affected sharks?)
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:20 No.5230211
    All you people demanding that we eat him do realize we have no idea what the glands in his body that produces the poison look like, and could very well end up eating some of them and poisoning ourselves?

    Just fuck one of his bitches to get the poison spikes, and be careful about it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:20 No.5230216
    >>5230206
    Enhanced muscles OR Pheromone!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:20 No.5230218
    >>5230206
    spikes, or enhanced muscle! For CONSTRICT!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:21 No.5230220
    >>5230188
    Didn't saw it. Consider this a gift.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:21 No.5230224
    >>5230206
    Pheromones; then we don't have to deal with any more uprisings, and we can probably upgrade it into a non-species-specific form later.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:21 No.5230226
    >>5230206

    Enhanced Muscle. Poison can always come later.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:21 No.5230228
    poison spikes
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:22 No.5230232
    >>5230206
    >Pheromone suggestion

    Take this so we can breed a group of fish to control the other schools but that would be ultimately loyal to us.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:22 No.5230233
    >>5230206
    Enhanced size! We will be huuuuuge!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:22 No.5230234
    Poison spikes are for pussies. WE'RE RIP AND TEAR!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:23 No.5230237
    Enhanced Muscle
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:23 No.5230242
    pheromone
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:23 No.5230243
    >Enhaced muscle: +1 to CONSTRICT ATTACKS. You are pretty much heavy for ocean, you have -2 penalties in everything unless you got to the shore or the abisal deeps.

    You can gain 2 upgrades if you eat your son, but careful: >>5230211
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:24 No.5230246
    Lungs or brains please.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:24 No.5230249
    >>5230243

    Eat the son. I don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:25 No.5230255
    can we get poisoned spikes and such later?

    If not, get that.

    Otherwise, i vote claws.

    Also, can we get a sweetass picture of us killing/devouring our son?

    Also, let us send the males from his school into the wilds and mate with his females.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:25 No.5230256
    >>5230243
    we have immunity. Eat him.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:25 No.5230258
    >>5230243

    Breed with all viable females (meaning any with no risk of inbreeding complications), then bid your family farewell - you're going to the deeps to FUCK SHIT UP.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:26 No.5230264
    >>5230249

    Eat the son.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:26 No.5230266
    >>5230243
    Eat the son, bring the fucking upgrades!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:26 No.5230267
    >>5230243
    TO THE ABYSSAL DEEPS.

    MAYBE WE'LL MEET CTHULHU.

    AND IT'LL TURN OUT CTHULHU IS A CHICK.

    AND WE'LL FUCK HER.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:27 No.5230274
    Pheremones for safety.

    Our ultimate goal is to become some sort of faster more terrifying version of the Dunkelasauros, right? That giant armor plated fanged superfish?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:28 No.5230280
    Eat son
    adviceRhinocofish.jpg
    Become unstoppable force of sex and destruction
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:28 No.5230283
    >>5230267
    we'd need high pressure resistance first.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:28 No.5230284
    >>5230267
    OR WE CAN EAT HIM.

    WHATEVER
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:28 No.5230289
    >>5230267
    TO THE DEEPS! Once we have evolved sufficiently we will rise above and DESTROY!

    Also eat the son, i bet he tastes awesome
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:30 No.5230298
    >>5230267

    DRAWFAGS! A-fucking-SSEMBLE.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:33 No.5230312
    >You eat your son. You got 2 upgrades of your choice:
    >Enhace size
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Enhace brain
    >Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >Poisoned spikes
    >Pheromone suggestion -species only (you won't be able to get this again unless you find another empath species)

    His weird biochemistry is forcing a MUTATION:
    >1: You became blind
    >2: Your anatomy is more like a serpent/earth tortoise. And your weight makes swiming extremely slow.
    >3: Neck
    >4: glowing appendages
    >5: tentacles
    >6: your armor has shell shape. No bonus or penalties
    >7: fins became small fin.-shaped claws. No bonus or penalties
    >8: You can create small amounts of thermical energy.

    roll 1d8 and this time will be first post, even if im wrong at noticing.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:33 No.5230314
    Eat the son.

    We have poison immunity from a lucky break and a good roll, so we should take the chance to jump our evolution forward. We want to get that pheremone stuff as soon as possible, so we can become
    WAAGHfish, terror of the seas!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:34 No.5230327
    Pheromones and Spikes~!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:34 No.5230328
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>5230312
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:34 No.5230331
    rolled 4 = 4

    oh god I hope I don't fuck this up
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:35 No.5230333
    >>5230312
    claws and pheremones

    Oh god please let someone good at rolling get first roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:35 No.5230338
    rolled 1 = 1

    pheromones
    poison spikes
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:35 No.5230339
    >>5230328
    WELL FUCK

    oh hell, we don't need eyes in the ABYSSAL DEPTHS anyway
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:35 No.5230340
    >>5230328
    Smooth Move Asslax.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:36 No.5230344
    >>5230312

    Enhance brain.
    Develop rudimentary lungs.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:36 No.5230346
    >>5230328

    ...Well that settles it, we're going to the Depths, where we don't need to see.

    Develop poison spikes and enhance brain.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:36 No.5230347
    >>5230312
    >>5230328
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    TO THE DEEPS FOR SURE NOW. WE WON'T NEED EYES WHERE WE'RE GOING.

    BUT WE WILL NEED TO BE HUGE. INCREASE SIZE!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:36 No.5230349
    >>5230206

    Didn't you say Enhanced Muscle basically stops us from taking speed penalties in close combat? If that's changed, we would have voted for spikes.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:36 No.5230350
    >>5230328
    Yeah.
    That's it.
    Let's go to the blackwater abyssal depths.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:37 No.5230352
    I guess we are headed to the abyssal deeps.

    Unless we can eat enough eyes to go un-blind?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:37 No.5230355
    >>5230328

    well shit
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:37 No.5230356
    >>5230312

    Brain and Size, and the blindness pretty much makes the Abyssal region choice
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:37 No.5230358
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    >>5230255
    I also invite more drawfags.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:37 No.5230359
    >>5230340

    You're the ones who wanted to eat the son so badly. Why don't we take some more random mutations while we're at it?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:37 No.5230360
    We need to get some movement bonuses. Fins? Or lungs?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:38 No.5230367
    Okay, let's head DOWN AND DEEP.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:39 No.5230373
    We get two upgrades from eating him. I vote for size and spikes. Bring our shark-harem.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:41 No.5230388
    >>5230328

    we're never going on land now
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:41 No.5230389
    WHERE WE ARE GOING WE WON'T NEED EYES TO SEE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:42 No.5230398
    eat your whole tribe
    rhinocofish.jpg
    evolve to be god of the sea
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:42 No.5230399
    Make the fuck with your shark-harem. The strongest of the offspring should become the new protagonist.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:43 No.5230404
    Pheromones and brains.

    Let's become Cthulhu. I am dead serious.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:43 No.5230407
    Pheromones and brains, it is:

    >Pheromone suggestion: You can near control any female and a lot of males. Predators are now more prone to attack you due to the chemicals you exhude.

    >Brain: You and any future children are able of rudimentary abstract tought (cause-effect, comparison).

    PROTIPS:
    >Regain eyes: Avaible now in mutations.
    >develop primitive lungs is now ENHACED CIRCULATORY SYSTEM

    So, anybody against going to the deeps? You are now in command of 230 fishes and 30 sharks and no one is really prepared to go there.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:44 No.5230411
    We are in WATER, which means we can develop some kind of blindsight through motion detection.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:44 No.5230412
    Spikes are necessary because we're blind - if something gets the jump on us, a lethal defense mechanism will be crucial.

    I guess size for the other one?

    Lungs are pointless - why do we need to be amphibious if we're going to the bottom of the sea?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:45 No.5230418
    Deep is a stupid idea, our whole tribe could get killed.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:46 No.5230424
    >>5230418

    Don't bring them with us, then.

    >>5230407

    Breed more children with our superior, Deeps capable genes and have them follow after us when they're ready.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:46 No.5230425
    >>5230399
    PROTIP: One more brain advancing and there will be related options.

    BTW We are getting close in the timeline to the Late Devonian Extinction
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:46 No.5230428
    >>5230407
    They are less prepared to go on land, and we can't live in the shallows anymore.

    Our fin has been forced.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:46 No.5230431
    >>5230418

    Then lets fuck for a bit and lead the Ubermench into the depths. Tell the rest to chillax and await the return of the Deep Ones.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:47 No.5230433
    Guys, we're like the Kingpin. A fat fucker but will totally own shit! BUT WITH BONE ARMOUR! Expand our territory!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:47 No.5230435
    >>5230407
    Okay, lets not head for the deeps, since we don't have bodies built for it.

    Well, if we have pheremones and enough intelligence, couldn't we compensate for our blindness by controlling a group of fish to be a pack around us, and we turn with them when swimming? not the best fix, but it keeps us mobile while we try and figure out what to do.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:47 No.5230438
    Spend some time where we are mating with our females to increase our tribe's size.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:47 No.5230441
    Mate with Son's females.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:48 No.5230447
    >>5230425
    >The extinction seems to have only affected marine life.

    FFFFUUUUU

    We must do something about our survival.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:49 No.5230456
    DEPTHS!

    When we return with exotic evolutions, all will bow to our alien wrath!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:49 No.5230460
    >>5230435

    I vote for this.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:49 No.5230463
    >>5230435
    hunt the seas at the center of a massive school. Your children will serve as your eyes. turn when they turn. Dive when they dive.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:50 No.5230469
    We don't got to the Depths to find Cthulhu, we go to the Depths to BECOME Cthulhu!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:50 No.5230471
    Now is not the time to make love! We must find the nearest species of whatever and ENSLAVE THEM!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:50 No.5230472
    >>5230447

    i dunno, search for caves were we can become more land-based/amphibian? we'd be safe from the extinction and have no problems with blindness.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:50 No.5230473
    Crap! We need lungs! They say that the oxygen levels dropped in the seas.

    And we are big, we need a lot of oxygen.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:50 No.5230475
    >Late Devonian Extinction

    shitshitshit we need to get on land fast

    >>5230435

    This sounds like a good temporary fix.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:51 No.5230488
    Make with the lungs. We need to get out of the oceans before the LDE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:52 No.5230501
    1. Find species with water/land capabilities
    2. Enslave, breed and eat
    3. ????
    4. Profit
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)19:53 No.5230506
    >>5230438
    >>5230431
    TIMESKIP:

    The food is scarce. Your TRIBE had become savager but their numbers are halved. A lot of fishes are going upwards. You have 11 new sons. Armored serpent-like creatures with no eyes but tougher and smarter than anyone save for his father.

    Your sons had reunited with you in council, they clearly think that all their brothers are quite retarded and that is time to create a new TRIBE with the armored serpents in command.

    The other part of your SCHOOL wants to give it a try to go upwards. Some of your descendants seems to be able to breath there, but they have no armor.

    Your sons wants an answer from you.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:54 No.5230517
    hey ho hey ho, off to land we go
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:54 No.5230518
    Yeah, shit has affected the placoderms. Well, we are something like that. We need to become able to breath from air. And because of the extinction, the food supply will be low, so we need to become predators of the coastal reigons, or develop a slow and/or alternate metabolism.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:55 No.5230524
    >>5230506
    Allow the ones who can breathe to go above, because they cannot survive with you.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:56 No.5230533
    oh man it's just like Darwin imagined it
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:56 No.5230537
    Stop freaking out - LDE affected mostly jawless water creatures and warm-water creatures.

    We can still go to the depths and have a high probability of surviving whatever it is that caused it.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:56 No.5230538
    >>5230435
    I like it, we are probably one of very few creatures to use pack tricks right now, so it should make us pretty damn effective.

    Hrm, if the extinction period is coming up, wouldn't either getting on land or heading deep enough protect us? Well, we aren't built for the deeps, so wouldn't that just leave land as an option? Plus, becoming amphibious would really just give us more options.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:56 No.5230540
    >>5230506

    OH GOD! IT THE HORUS HERESY ALL OVER AGAIN!

    Talk to new sons and agree but time is not yet. Then secretly sneak away with unarmoured kin and leave them to their new kingdom/doomed fate. Win/Win!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:56 No.5230542
    >>5230506

    Heavy is the head that wears the crown...of bone.

    I can't get rid of the other retarded sons. I need them to be my eyes. I don't want to offend my more evolved sons; I'm the toughest thing alive, but I'm not sure I could take them all.

    Fuck it, try to go on land with the few fish that supposedly can. Tell your armored serpent sons that now they are the rulers of the sea.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:56 No.5230543
    >>5230506
    We stay the fuck down here. Threaten to kill any that try to leave. We'll then eat them. Food problem solved. What other creatures have we encountered? Any good candidates for breeding?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:56 No.5230544
    >>5230506
    The Armored Serpents shall rule the seas! Damn the idiots and the air breathers.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:56 No.5230547
    Go up, try to evolve ability to breath out of water. Also get sight back.
    >> Gnoll !1u4YNSY0gk 07/22/09(Wed)19:57 No.5230550
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    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:57 No.5230556
    It's clearly time to dominate the surface world. Nothing will be able to harm us.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:58 No.5230567
    Go to the depths. Evolve an unstoppably powerful circulatory system that will allow us to tough out any problems, then become massively fucking smart.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:58 No.5230569
    >>5230506
    The retards must be killed, to decrease the strain on the food supply and prevent pollution of the gene pool.
    >> Lil piece o´fluff 07/22/09(Wed)19:59 No.5230571
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    Dum de dum de dum, surfing the web... let´s see what /tg/ is doing...

    Hmmmm, an evolution game? Fish? Evolving physiOHMYFUCKINGGODEVOOHMYSHITTHISISAWESOMEYEAAAAAAAAAH!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:59 No.5230581
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    TO THE DEPTHS

    We will become Cthulhu!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:59 No.5230584
    Eat the retarded sons for biomass. Spare the airbreathers and go up top with them.

    Tell your serpent sons that they rule the seas now.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)19:59 No.5230585
    >>5230544
    Yeah cause we're the only thing left down there now and what are we? CARNIVORES! What are we going to do? Eat and breed ourselves to dominance? Go to land, goddamn it!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:00 No.5230586
    >>5230538

    >Well, we aren't built for the deeps

    We are, that's the whole point - we're getting too big, but our bulk can handle deep sea pressures fine. A good portion of our offspring can't, however.

    Anyways - instruct half of the blind/armored sons to seek out the school that appears to have evolved amphibious lungs and breed with their females with the aim of going on land. Take the remaining half as well as any females with the same size and armor and head to the deeps.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:00 No.5230589
    >>5230550
    Can't.... stop.... laughing.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:00 No.5230591
    >>5230520
    Once you get to land (or the deeps) safely you'll get one upgrade. You have no upgrades but you'll need to gain only one more to advance and this is the list:

    >Enhace size
    >Develop rudimentary lungs
    >Develop circulatory enhaced for pressure
    >Enhace brain
    >Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >Enhaced muscle
    >Poisoned spikes
    >Random mutation: The worst thing can be becoming unable to metabolize meat (1) and lose limbs (2). The best thing is lesser telekinesis (8). Regain eyes are somewhere in the other options.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:00 No.5230595
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    >>5230550
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:01 No.5230599
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    >>5230550

    YOU, SIR...

    ARE THE GREATEST ARTIST...

    THAT EVER LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVED
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:01 No.5230604
    >>5230591
    Develop circulatory enhanced for pressure.

    WE SHALL BE WHAT IS FEARED FROM ABOVE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:02 No.5230613
    LUNGS!!!!!! I WANT TO BREATHE!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:02 No.5230614
    leave the seas to your armored serpent sons. You must accompany your lesser children to the surface. They need your protection.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:02 No.5230616
    >>5230591
    Enhance Circulatory system. Go to the depths.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:03 No.5230622
    >>5230591

    Go to the deeps, develop enhanced circulatory system.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:03 No.5230630
    Fuck, we are built to go down into the depths, where eyes are useless.

    Lets go down and become a mighty eldritch fish monster race!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:04 No.5230634
    Go deep, enhance circulatory system to withstand pressure.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:04 No.5230636
    >Develop rudimentary lungs

    Let's try to go to land and have those lungs.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:04 No.5230638
    VOTING ENDS HERE. I'LL COUNT ALL THE VOTES BETWEEN THIS POST AND >>5230506

    We'll go to the Deep and become Cthulu?
    Or we'll go the surface and diversify??
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:04 No.5230639
    >>5230591
    circulation FOR THE DEPTHS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:04 No.5230640
    >>5230614

    Wait! You instruct your sons to take the seas while you conquer the lands and then you can make an alliance made of awesome win! NONE CAN STOP YOU!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:04 No.5230641
    >>5230581
    Look at 450 Million B.P.

    That's us.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:05 No.5230644
    Going to the depths would be serious awesome. But we will need to be able to conquer the surface sooner or later.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:06 No.5230663
    You know we are just kind of like snakes, if we do develop lungs, we won't have to get legs, but we will still be blind as fuck, which means we will starve.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:07 No.5230670
    >>5230591
    Lungs and the land - it's a vast and uncharted expanse of territory to plunder.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:07 No.5230671
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    Where we are going we don't need eyes to see.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:09 No.5230682
    >We can still go to the depths and have a high probability of surviving whatever it is that caused it.

    This fuckers, Natural History Lesson: Devonian Extinction was though to be caused by massive climate change and affected marine life that had grown dependent of the warm coastal waters.

    GET THE FUCK DOWN INTO THE ABYSS and the extinction won't reach us because surface climate fluctuations MEAN SHIT ALL DOWN THERE.

    --Why do you think all the "living fossils" (Cealocanths et al) have been found at the depths? Its because they aren't effected by the majority of evolutionary pressures that cause their shallower relatives to go belly up: Climate is stable and you can ALWAYS find food in ditrus of biomatter that constantly floats down from other ocean layers--

    tl;dl WHO THE FUCK CARES IF THE TRIBE CAN'T SURVIVE THE DEPTHS TAKE THOSE WHO CAN AND MAKE A NEW TRIBE
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:09 No.5230689
    LUNGS AND LAND
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:10 No.5230694
    >>5230682
    This, every word.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:11 No.5230699
    >>5230682
    DINGDINGDING
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:11 No.5230703
    >>5230682
    Environmental pressure leads to evolution and adaptation - the harsher climate is the shallows, which will either make us stronger, or wipe us out.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:11 No.5230711
    >>5230682
    WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DINOSAUR OR A COELACANTH?

    THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:12 No.5230719
    >>5230711
    >WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DINOSAUR OR GREAT LORD CTHULHU?

    You're right, the answer is obvious.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:13 No.5230721
    >>5230711
    WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DINOSAUR OR CTHULHU?

    THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:13 No.5230724
    >>5230711
    Yes, the second choice because it's more original, more entertaining and not an IWIN button.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:14 No.5230728
    We will die on the land, its high calorie demands would cause us to starve due to blindness.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:14 No.5230736
    >>5230724
    Dinosaur is ILOSE.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:15 No.5230737
    >>5230724
    You seem to forget that WE ARE BLIND.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:15 No.5230741
    >>5230728
    ITT: People assuming that sight is the only sense.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:15 No.5230744
    >>5230736
    maybe
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:16 No.5230752
    >>5230711
    >THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS

    Yes it is, I would rather survive until I can IMPALE SOME MOTHER FUCKING SUBS. If we go on land and become dinosaurs /tg/'s "HURR BIG AND RIP AND TEAR" train of though will pretty much guarantee we aren't going to fit in the dromeosaur "light and fast" clique and thus never get to go Aves and be doomed to die in the KT boundary extinction.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:16 No.5230754
    >>5230741
    Because fish are known for their sharp senses...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:17 No.5230760
    >>5230741
    Well we haven't developed a sonar just yet, or thermal vision, or anything else.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:17 No.5230762
    >>5230741
    We have bony ridges and spikes all over, we can't use vibrations.

    Also we never developed smelling, just the ability to pump out pheromones.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:17 No.5230763
    I think everyone needs to be reminded:

    Dinosaurs are extinct.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:17 No.5230768
    FUCK YOUR EYES

    DEVOTE MUTATION TO SONAR
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:17 No.5230770
    We need to take the risk and head for land.

    Do we want to stop now and be consigned to the dustbin of evolutionary history and have our descendants gawked at by odd furless rats in strange vessels?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:17 No.5230771
    >>5230752
    Unless we EVOLVE INTO A BLIMP OF DESTRUCTION! WE WILL BE THE FIRST HINDENBURG
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:18 No.5230772
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    The answer is obvious.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:18 No.5230774
    >>5230737
    Bro, EVERYTHING IS BLIND DOWN THERE

    THERE IS NO LIGHT
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:18 No.5230780
    >>5230752
    you're thinking too much science and not enough rule of cool.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:18 No.5230781
    Guys. Let's just wait for the votes to be counted and see what comes up.
    Cthulu or Dinosaurs both are good paths to take.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:19 No.5230789
    >>5230754
    >Sharks, yo.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:20 No.5230791
    Here's the plan:

    1. Go deep sea
    2. Develop a feeding system that allows us to live off of the undersea vents
    3. Develop telepathy
    4. Telepathically control land creatures
    5. ???
    6. PROFIT
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:20 No.5230796
    >>5230780
    I want to hurt you, but I can never hurt you the way your post hurt me.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:21 No.5230803
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    >>5230791

    And then the land creatures create an organization to stop us...
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:22 No.5230806
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    DUN DUN DUN
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:22 No.5230811
    >>5230636
    >>5230614
    >>5230613
    >>5230585
    >>5230584
    >>5230556
    >>5230547
    >>5230542
    >>5230540
    >>5230538
    >>5230517
    11 votes for land.

    >>5230622
    >>5230634
    >>5230630
    >>5230616
    >>5230616
    >>5230604
    >>5230586
    >>5230581
    >>5230567
    >>5230537
    10 votes for Deep.

    Since we got two really strong fronts in both sides (down there are deep support)...

    The Ancestor talked upon his kin:
    "This is, my sons the time when we'll have to face big desitions. But this is not my time anymore. This is now your age. Come to me my beloved twins."

    Two of the armored serpent step in His side.
    "I'll be back to the one of you that will prove worthy".
    His spirit splits between his two sons.
    One is a eyeless, hornless, heavy armored 11' sea serpent with menacing spikes that can emit dim light. He will be the leader of the 9 smarter (primate-level intelligence) sons.

    The other one is a primitive-scaled snake, 7 feet long with the gift of breath and a long horn. He will protect as a god the fishes who brave to the surface.

    TEAM LAND AND TEAM DEEP! HEAVEN OR HELL!

    PS: I know this seems asspulled, but if you want to know what the fuck is going on ask the Ones Who Dwell in the Deep. They have the answer. Remember what I said in: >>5230425
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:22 No.5230813
    >>5230789
    Which we command, but only in the sea!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:23 No.5230815
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    >>5230811
    Also drawfaggotry
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:24 No.5230836
    >>5230811
    Do we upgrade points for each? What happens to the father?
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:25 No.5230842
    >>5230811
    sound and fury signifying nothing. Are we land or sea?
    >> Team Deep Member 07/22/09(Wed)20:26 No.5230851
    >>5230791
    Here's our next move.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:26 No.5230852
    >>5230811

    Shit just got real.

    Anyway, I support Team Land.

    LEGS AND LUNGS ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:26 No.5230853
    >>5230811

    >desitions

    lol.

    So, what, are you going to try and run two things at once or are we going on land?
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:27 No.5230865
    Okay, from now on, we split up. Posters who wanted the land, make your name reflect that; same for the deep.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:28 No.5230871
    GO TEAM DEEP!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:28 No.5230872
    >>5230811

    NOOOO THE PROGENITOR

    GODSPEED YOU KING OF THE CARIBBEAN, YOU SULTAN OF THE SEA
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:28 No.5230874
    Reporting In!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:28 No.5230876
    >>5230815
    Predicting eternal war between both factions.

    Let's kill those pussy surfacers. So wimpy they couldn't handle it down here.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:28 No.5230878
    >>5230861
    Team Deep. It's got to be Team Deep.
    >> Team Land 07/22/09(Wed)20:29 No.5230886
    Behold the king.

    The king of kings.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:29 No.5230887
    >>5230861
    Deep yo, we must establish the undersea cities!
    >> Team Derp 07/22/09(Wed)20:29 No.5230889
    Sure, why not.

    TO THE DEEPS
    >> TEAM DEEP 07/22/09(Wed)20:29 No.5230892
    TEAM DEEP ALL THE WAY
    >> GILLS ARE FOR PUSSIES !4hgyRH.7K. 07/22/09(Wed)20:29 No.5230895
    Team Land member here, only the ignorant and BLIND would deny the path of progress.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:30 No.5230897
    fuck yeah, team deep. let's be the motherfucking cthulhu up this bitch!
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:30 No.5230904
    >>5230865
    This.
    >>5230853
    Hint about OP: barely knows english.

    Things will get tougher. I expect one of the teams to perish, so those are your stats:
    Deep One:
    Vitality 8
    Attack 2 (finslap) - 7 (severe headbutt)
    Speed 1
    Blind

    Land One:
    Vitality 7
    Attack 2 (finslap) - 7 (Impale)
    Speed 2
    Blind
    >> Team Land 07/22/09(Wed)20:30 No.5230905
    you have ginormous balls, op.

    Team Land, UNITE.
    >> TEAM DEEP! 07/22/09(Wed)20:31 No.5230910
    >>5230895
    THAT IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR BEING A PUSSY WHO COULDN'T HANDLE IT DOWN HERE. GO BACK TO YOUR AIR, WIMP.
    >> Team Land 07/22/09(Wed)20:31 No.5230914
    I have seen the glory of the coming of the horn.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:31 No.5230917
    Team deep ones

    We will be the reason the ocean remains unexplored.
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:32 No.5230925
    >>5230904
    Enhanced circulation and enhanced brain power (telepathy?) GO!
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:32 No.5230926
    FUCK YES TEAM DEEP!

    Come on, lads! Let's go all the way to the bottom!
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:32 No.5230927
    >>5230904
    Oh man, what happened to constrict?
    >> GILLS ARE FOR PUSSIES !4hgyRH.7K. 07/22/09(Wed)20:32 No.5230928
    >>5230910

    We probably should stop insulting each other to keep the thread tidy.

    TO TEAM LAND:

    What is our first move?
    >> TEAM DEEP 07/22/09(Wed)20:33 No.5230939
    Fuck yeah, i just hope we don't find out that the Megalodon is hiding down there too.
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:33 No.5230941
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    amidoinitrite?
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:34 No.5230942
    >>5230928
    Agreed. No need to create enmity. We shall conquer the world with unity!
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:34 No.5230943
    We need to go Deep.
    We have to go Deep.
    >> TEAM DEEP FUCK YEAH BIOLOGICAL ACCURACY 07/22/09(Wed)20:34 No.5230945
    >>5230895
    >only the ignorant

    Funny cause we are the smarter faction

    >One is a eyeless, hornless, heavy armored 11' sea serpent with menacing spikes that can emit dim light. He will be the leader of the 9 smarter (primate-level intelligence) sons.

    >the leader of the 9 smarter (primate-level intelligence) sons.
    >> TEAM DEEP! 07/22/09(Wed)20:34 No.5230946
    >>5230904
    OKAY. RIGHT. FIRST THING, WHAT SPECIES DO WE KNOW LIVE AROUND HERE. REPORT.
    >> DEEPMAN 07/22/09(Wed)20:34 No.5230951
    GO TO THE DEPTHS

    SWIM TOWARDS THE NEAREST GLOWING THING

    EAT WHATEVER IS USING THE GLOWING THING AS A LURE
    >> puɐן ɯɐǝʇ 07/22/09(Wed)20:35 No.5230963
    >>5230904
    Boldly forth! We must develop into a horrendous environment-crushing civilization, and then dump all of our toxic wastes into the ocean trenches.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:35 No.5230964
    >>5230836
    You got 1 upgrade
    GENERAL UPGRADES:
    >Enhace size
    >Enhace brain
    >Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >Enhaced muscle
    >Poisoned spikes
    >Random mutation: The worst thing can be becoming unable to metabolize meat (1). The best thing is lesser telepathy (8). Now the mutations are 1/8 fuck 1/8 cool and 3/4 lame/weird

    LAND:
    Snake-like eggs (you have frog-like eggs)
    Prensile tongue

    DEEP:
    Echolocation.
    Charming lights (prey)
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:35 No.5230971
    >>5230914
    >Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

    Heh. Eyes.
    >> TEAM DEEP 07/22/09(Wed)20:35 No.5230977
    Only in the deep will we be truly endarkened.
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:36 No.5230980
    >>5230904
    whoops land is not blind, is breath capable
    >> TEAM DEEP! 07/22/09(Wed)20:36 No.5230985
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>5230964
    WE'RE THE RISKY, SURVIVING TEAM. RANDOM MUTATION IS GO.

    GOD I HOPE I DON'T FUCK UP.
    >> DEEPMAN 07/22/09(Wed)20:36 No.5230986
    >>5230964
    is it one upgrade in each category?

    ENHANCE DEEP ECHOLOCATION AND BRAIN SIZE, LAND GETS TEENSY DICKS.
    >> GILLS ARE FOR PUSSIES !4hgyRH.7K. 07/22/09(Wed)20:36 No.5230989
    >>5230964

    TEAM LAND

    I suggest we take one of
    >Develop articulated fins with small claws
    >Enhanced muscle
    >> Team Derp 07/22/09(Wed)20:36 No.5230990
    >>5230964

    Echolocation, obviously.
    >> TEAM DEEP FUCK YEAH BIOLOGICAL ACCURACY 07/22/09(Wed)20:37 No.5230996
    >>5230964
    >Echolocation.
    This, need to know whats coming
    >> DEEP 07/22/09(Wed)20:37 No.5230997
    rolled 3 = 3

    Lets see this random here
    >> GILLS ARE FOR PUSSIES !4hgyRH.7K. 07/22/09(Wed)20:38 No.5231006
    >>5230985

    So we get something wierd/lame trait instead of a potenially useful evolution.

    Great Job :|
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:38 No.5231010
    When it comes to us, go Echolocation first, then we will build on brainpower
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:38 No.5231011
    >>5230946
    Gulper Eel, Giant Squid, Anglerfish, Vampire Squid, Frilled Shark, Shrimp, Tube Worms
    >> TEAM DEEP 07/22/09(Wed)20:38 No.5231012
    Echolocation!
    >> puɐן ɯɐǝʇ 07/22/09(Wed)20:38 No.5231013
    >>5230980
    >whoops land is not blind, is breath capable

    In that case, we need some claws. Can't drag yourself out of the muck properly with only flippers.
    >> TeamLand 07/22/09(Wed)20:39 No.5231015
    Random mutation
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:39 No.5231016
    >>5230946
    Constrict does 6 damage. Greater Constrict will be once you grow to 20 feet.

    >>5230791

    BTW A new feeding system needs mutations ( i know it seems Im forcing this on you, but... )
    without mutation
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    limited options
    >> TEEM DEEP 07/22/09(Wed)20:39 No.5231018
    We are citizens of the deep sir, WEIRD is out forte!
    >> TEAM DEEP FUCK YEAH BIOLOGICAL ACCURACY 07/22/09(Wed)20:39 No.5231025
    >>5231011
    None of those have evolved yet bro
    >> TEAM DEEP! 07/22/09(Wed)20:39 No.5231026
    >>5231006
    EH. COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. WOULDN'T YOU REALLY HATE ME IF I HAD GOTTEN A 1?

    ALSO IS IT THE CLOSER TO AN 8, THE MORE USEFUL? 6 AIN'T BAD.
    >> Team Derp 07/22/09(Wed)20:39 No.5231028
    >>5230964

    >Snake-like eggs (you have frog-like eggs)

    That's rather confusing, it might be because of your difficulty with english, but snake eggs and frog eggs are quite different. Frogs lay huge clutches of soft eggs that cling together, Snakes lay a few soft eggs that harden once they dry.
    >> Team Land 07/22/09(Wed)20:39 No.5231029
    BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSS

    I assume we're trying to work towards eventually becoming human.
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:41 No.5231039
    Stick with Vent Feeding, and you'll never go hungry again!
    >> DEEPMAN 07/22/09(Wed)20:41 No.5231045
    >>5231028
    HE MEANS THEY HARDEN YOU HANDSOME DEEP SEA DEVIL YOU
    >> GILLS ARE FOR PUSSIES !4hgyRH.7K. 07/22/09(Wed)20:41 No.5231046
    >>5231029

    Fuck primates, our ultimate goal should be to become Chrysalids
    >> TEAM DEEP FUCK YEAH BIOLOGICAL ACCURACY 07/22/09(Wed)20:42 No.5231054
    >>5231028
    I think he means that right now Team Land HAS fish/froglike eggs

    and choosing the mutation will GIVE THEM amniotic eggs
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:43 No.5231061
    >>5231025
    Not even Tube Worms and Shrimp?
    >> Deep Bob the Deepest 07/22/09(Wed)20:43 No.5231071
    >>5230964
    Echolocation
    >> TeamLand 07/22/09(Wed)20:44 No.5231073
    >>5231028
    hes saying we currently lay goopy frog-like eggs and we can evolve to have hard shelled snake eggs.
    >> Team Land 07/22/09(Wed)20:44 No.5231077
    >>5231046

    Funny, it doesn't seem like those are the ones in charge these days.
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:45 No.5231083
    We've gotta go ecolocation.

    When you start posting this at a later date tripguy, you should do individual threads.

    How large are we now? what happened to our father?
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:45 No.5231085
    ENVIROMENT:
    Land: Swamp. insects and small lizards. You see the trail of the mysterious Climactichnites.

    Deep: >>5231011

    DEEP TEAM choose echolocation. Now you are able to move in water like if you were able to see.
    TEAM LAND has chossen upgrade?

    Also, awaiting actions from teams.
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:45 No.5231086
    Echolocation. We need to see whats coming.
    >> Anonymous 07/22/09(Wed)20:45 No.5231088
    Would telepathy also allow us to locate prey? Can we do something to get a better chance at it?
    >> LANDS BRO 07/22/09(Wed)20:46 No.5231099
    >>5231013
    Seconded.

    Drag ourselves out and slash the next thing we see and feast on tasty land flesh!
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:46 No.5231102
    >>5231085

    Begin to claim territory and scout out for potential threats.
    >> DEEP ONE 07/22/09(Wed)20:47 No.5231121
    >>5231085
    WE SEARCH OUT FOR A RACE TO MATE WITH. WE ARE SMALL IN NUMBERS, THIS IS OUR TOP PRIORITY. WE MAY ALSO FIND SOMETHING TO EAT.
    >> DEEPISH ONE 07/22/09(Wed)20:47 No.5231127
    Find some squid/octopus like creature to eat and get tentacles.
    >> DEEPMAN 07/22/09(Wed)20:48 No.5231133
    >>5231085
    TEAM DEEP USES ECHOLOCATION- GO FOR THINGS ROUGHLY SMALLER THAN US, UP TO THINGS A LITTLE BIGGER THAN US.
    >> TEAM DEEP FUCK YEAH BIOLOGICAL ACCURACY 07/22/09(Wed)20:49 No.5231150
    >>5231102
    this please, and if anything fucks with us, HEADBUTT and devour
    >> Team Derp 07/22/09(Wed)20:49 No.5231152
    >>5231085

    Stake out territory and hunt - the giant squid seem to be the biggest threat for now (fast, large and powerful), so try to avoid them if possible.
    >> Team Deep 07/22/09(Wed)20:49 No.5231153
    hold up, team land gets bonus eyes?

    That's not cool. We should get bonus smell or something.


    Also, why'd we loose our horn? that horn was badass.

    I vote team deep sets about getting a badass weapon.

    also, are we autosagin in here?
    >> !rYqHGMt8io 07/22/09(Wed)20:51 No.5231174
    >>5231102
    LAND creature develops articulated fins. You are one step to develop reptile legs. Right now you still crawl but you can climb. Remember you have the intelligence of feline predators.

    >You devour delicious insects. You got one extra upgrade
    You know the general and land upgrades: >>5230964
    >FEET upgrade avaible.

    >>5231088
    Lesser telepahty allows you and your kin to work as a gestalt and locate pseudo-sentinent beings. You are immune to surprise attacks. and once you got telepathy new upgrades become avaible



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