A Time Traveling Tech-Priest and his plucky girl side-kick.

its about a guy writing a quest thread, duh.

said sidekick is inexplicably a female gnoll cleric

>>5234023
That sounds a little too loopy.

Together, they fight crime.

A halfling who wants to be a hero. He looks like a girl and has a hard time saying no.

You start in a coastal metropolis with nothing but cotton pants and shirt, a belt and a map of the city.


Um.... wait....

>>5234018
and a stunningly handsome Commisar cursed with immortality.

>>5234018
>>5234026
>>5234047
So something like this?

>>5234018

The quest involves tracking down a rogue time-traveling Xeno of unknown type as he attempts to alter history to prevent the creation of the Imperium of man.

The Xeno wears a red trenchcoat and a large hat.

>>5234085
Okay, so we've got Inspector Gadget in the 40k universe. /tg/ is receptive to your quest ideas, but they aren't quite biting yet. You need a tweest - what's it gonna be?

>>5234098

He likes men.

>>5234098

He fucks the shit out of bears.

>>5234098

We're are capable of drawing quite quickly at an acceptable quality level.

>>5234098

The quest doesnt shy away from adult content.

>>5234117
Hoof. This is meant to be satire, you know. I can't figure out whether your suggestion or the rapid descent into perversity is the bigger insult.

>>5234098

For every major change make or fail to prevent, we cut back to the 'present' of 40k, and see how that change has effected the setting. Thus ensuring that the player's actions feel as though they have weight on the larger scale.

>>5234106
>>5234110
>>5234117
>>5234126

The Hard Gay Exploits of Inspector Gadget in SPAAAAAAACE!

>>5234098
Without the imperium his race wouldn't exist.

>>5234126
>>5234117
>>5234110
Okay, so you decide to hook /tg/ on some mediocre full-on bear porn art.

The reaction is instant. Your thread becomes 12 times more popular, but is then assaulted by an anon spamming furry porn. What do you do?

>>5234137

Meant nothing by it, anon. Simply thought that a fast hand would be a good twist to draw people in. More of a hook than a twist though it occurs to me. Sorry if I offended.

>>5234155
Cry like a bitch and ragequit

>>5234155

Move away from the bear fucking and more into the furry smiting.

>>5234155

I counter spam with gnomes, halflings and female dwarves, getting accused of derailing the thread in the process. Anonymous starts calling me nasty names, then I get banned. Thread gets deleted.
Just as planned.

The world is saved once more, but for how long?

>>5234155

Wait him out. He's just one pathetic troll.

So if a Meta Quest Quest is about roleplaying a guy making a quest thread, what would a Meta Quest, with just one Quest in the title, be?

>>5234188
The extra quest is postmodern.

>>5234170
>>5234167
>>5234172
You turn against the furry spammer, raging, insulting furries and posting fnatasy porn from your own folders. A lot of people of people on /tg/ are certainly entertained by this bitchy u-turn but the quest lies long abandoned, 50 posts up. Amidst the cries of troll, the furry whiteknighting and porn images, you seem to have lost sight of all the hard work you put into 15 minutes of doodling.

What is your next step?

>>5234188

It would be the quest we're trying to create, I guess?

>>5234237

troll /tg/ with flare

>>5234237

Wrap up the current thread with a quick cliffhanger, come back tommorow with a new thread and clean slate.

>>5234237

Post camwhore pictures.

>>5234274

This. Do the rest of the quest in live-action using nearby items and people.

>>5234260
>>5234245
You post a last image with an apology under your tripcode, then for added lulz starting spamming flare under Anon. The result is spectacular, and you lean back in your basement with a wry grin on your neckbearded face. Another day, another hollow internet victory.

>>5234274
Aww shit, I wish I'd seen this. Oh well, there's always Meta Quest Quest part doox.

(Not really)

>>5234291

Wouldnt mind a part 2 some day.

>>5234283

You know.... that's not a bad idea at all.

>>5234283

Fund it.

This is the best quest thread I have ever read.

Someone archive this shit.