So lemme get this straight.

You make a thread based on a chatlog and you're too lazy to rewrite said chatlog into a valid post?

Nicely done.

>>5234411

Yep. Why don't you go write about it in your Livejournal?

I'm pretty sure any self-respecting druid could handle a few bugs.

>>5234429

I mean there were like hundreds of them all over her body.

I would have gone with a single Tick. Lyme disease is so much more interesting than thousands of bugs.

>>5234433
How much do they have of DC? Wouldn't they ignore the lovely friend of nature entirely?

This reminds me of my favourite pair of Drow Bards - Fifty Copper and Ludi'drizz't.

Maybe I should tell this story.

There's this one guy in our Castles & Crusades party who was "I WANNA BE THE DRUID!" and our DM was all "Sorry, house rules say 'No Druids'. They'll become a plot point later on." and he was all "I'M ALWAYS THE DRUID" and kept wheedling away so eventually the DM went "Fine, you can be a druid" and then I went "Yeah, but you gotta be a Half-Orc Druid" and the DM was all "Fuck yes do that" and everybody was all XD

$hit wa$ $o ca$h.

>>5234483

Probably, but if she wasn't a bitch and didn't piss off the DM with her bitchcraft, then that would mean something.

>>5234510

Was there supposed to be a punchline to that?

The DM should have her wake up every morning with some sort of bug crawling out of some orifice.

>>5234498

YES

>>5234498
tell it you faggot

>>5234498
There is a distinct lack of story telling.

I'll have you know the absolutely only reason I clicked on this thread is due to the Monster Hunter pic.

>>5234498

>>5234498
That's a Night Elf from Warcraft, not a drow.

>>5234498
tell us, dammit.

The GM in the OP post could have got so much out of the situation. Like, the chick could have been busted by the guards and imprisoned. Could have led to a fun jailbreak scenario. Even better, she could have been put on trial, leading to lots of opportunities for roleplaying and intrigue, or an audacious attempt to rescue her from a packed courtroom. Instead the GM pretty much tortured her.

This is the kind of shit I would pull when I was 14.

>>5235304
Thank god you're 15 and learned from your mistakes, eh?

Anyways, we had a player who always tried to do the right thing, even when it was stupid to do so.

So our DM has us run into a man in a dungeon, completely at random, who ask us for food and water, and starts trying to touch anyone who gives it to him. So the big old idiot lets the guy do it, over and over, until the DM finally tells him he's been dominated after the thing drained his will save to nothing.

He was so fucking pissed when we had to kill him.

>>5235321


Oh, touché!

>>5235321
When would doing the right thing ever be bad?

>>5234359
Wow, retards all around. Nudist-druid is an idiot, and so is the DM for
1.) Allowing the stupid to fester before trying to deal with it
and
2.) Taking a ludicrously heavy-handed railroading approach to dealing with the situation.

Handle it realistically from point one or accept that you've screwed up and talk to the player outside of the game to let them know that they're being stupid. You can't just throw a switch and suddenly have things start affecting people just because NOW it's finally bugging you. Not only does it simply fuel OOC discord, it destroys any sense of in-game immersion and teaches your players not to care about anything ingame because it can shift instantly depending upon your mood.

>>5234498
Tell it.
>>5235304
Or everyone could have said "look, if you aren't going to act intelligent about this, then just walk out the door and take off your clothes and walk around the city. You wouldn't do that in real life, right? Well, all the reasons you wouldn't do that in real life are why you shouldn't do it here. Now put your skirt back on."
>>5235321
That's just asinine. Seriously, I do that kind of thing all the time because that's the kind of character I like to play. There are so many more things you can do.
Like completely take advantage of the player in other ways. Make him end up doing things for the Big Bad because what if that creepy old lady WASN'T a witch?

>>5235384
>"look, if you aren't going to act intelligent about this, then just walk out the door and take off your clothes and walk around the city. You wouldn't do that in real life, right? Well, all the reasons you wouldn't do that in real life are why you shouldn't do it here. Now put your skirt back on."

I bet the only reason she wouldn't is that she's embarrassed, which obviously wouldn't be an issue in-game.

>>5235364
>>5235384
Well, Problem one: He's a barbarian, and backstory puts him sort of at odds with this behavior.

So does being Chaotic Neutral.

Third, it had gotten us in trouble time and again before, because he'd do it even when caution was a good idea. Like this time.

We didn't find this guy in a jail cell or something, we just found him wandering around in a rather dangerous dungeon. A bit of discretion would have been nice.

The DM should have just had a private chat with the girl playing the Druid and suggested some kind of compromise wherein the Druid had to be naked to do Druidic activities ( I don't know much about D&D and even less about Druids, apart from them being Mysterious) but should otherwise wear clothes, perhaps for survival reasons, out of respect for the environment's killing power. That way she could have got her nudist thrills regularly, but also kept the party out of trouble for walking around with a naked trollop.

>>5235127
0/10

whut?

sooo much whiteknight faggotry in here, the stupid bitch should of been halled out into the middle of town and raped repeatably, teach her going around teasing ppl with the "oh im sexeh" bitchcraft

OP is a fag.
If it's not in contrast with the character personality/background/etc., I don't see why she couldn't be naked.
And anyway getting covered by bugs makes no fucking sense. Why only now? And why only her?

>>5235440
wouldn't CN mean he doesnt do anything unless he has something to gain

O-o he wanted to be felt up by an old begger :D

>>5237681
whiteknights should An hero themself

she was being a dick so she got treated like a dick in return, this is like a psionic player making people(guys) make out for no reason >_>

Reminds me of a friend, when he was tired of being the DM, he'd send some impossible to win over mind controlling monsters at us.

>>5237714
No, it's not.
Now, if you want cookie-cutter characters, that's another matter.

>>5237823
if it was for the story than fine, other than that she was being a dick and detracting the campaign

>>5237823
naked female is just as cookie cutter as drizzt clones and lesbians

Maybe the reason she had so many bugs on her is because she SLEPT OUTSIDE, OVERNIGHT, NAKED, IN A FOREST

If I did that where I live, it would be a miracle if I woke up without enough mosquito bites to make me want to kill myself within an hour.

>>5234359

Hefty helping of retardation on all sides really.

Unless the setting was somewhere tropical(or in summer), it's not really likely that even a druid would prance around naked all the time(except maybe in animal form..).
It's not like elves/humans/whatever would be particularly comfortable outside in a temperate zone with no clothes on.

But yeah, lame deterrent. Hundreds of bugs.. pfft. Put on trial for indecent exposure would have been sooo much more interesting.

Everybody is an idiot in this thread.

Just be fucking mature enough to talk to the player outside the game and tell that he is disrupting.

I had one player that constantly made sexist jokes all the time whenever there was a female (NPC or PC) around.

I told him "look, this is funny the first 3 times, after that, it's kinda irritating".

He said "ok, sorry" and stopped. THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH ISSUES IN YOUR GAME, JUST HAVE A FUCKING HONEST TALK WITH THE PLAYER!

>>5237823

HURP DURP IM RUNNING AROUND NEKKID THAT MAKES ME ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE AND CLEVAR


I'm tired of faggots who think that "originality" is automatically, unsituationally, and unquestionably a good thing. I could make a character who instead of using a weapon or spells, just flung his own shit at his enemeis, and it'd be pretty original, but it'd also be retarded.

>>5237923
Listen to this man you passive aggressive faggots.

>>5237923
If in-character he was a sexist, you shouldn't have stopped him, but made him deal with the consequences of his actions (in a less lame way than the OP's).
Another matter if he was speaking OOC.

>>5238005
by that logic, when he runs into a group of epic amazons the DM should let them butt fuck him to death

>>5237923
Ahem: >>5235384
>Or everyone could have said "look, if you aren't going to act intelligent about this, then just walk out the door and take off your clothes and walk around the city. You wouldn't do that in real life, right? Well, all the reasons you wouldn't do that in real life are why you shouldn't do it here. Now put your skirt back on."

I feel like if the character and player were both male, then we would be having a very different conversation. What if the male player rolled a very well hung druid who liked to prance around naked all the time? I doubt many people would be willing to take his side even though it is essentially the same situation.

>>5237631
im this guy

>>5238048
id basicly have him castrated instead of raped

>>5238048
GTFO with you "omg so sexist ;..;" bullshit. The world contains double standards. Get over it.

>>5238005
Nah. All jokes he made were off game.

In character he was playing a chilvaric paladin.

Analysis:

This was a wish-fulfillment fantasy. Normally in RPGS, such things consist of combat (essentially, getting away with murder), which similarly cannot be done in real life. Clearly this player had some strong issues with their own body, and felt a need to indulge a fantasy by playing a character who was able to be completely shameless about theirs. Part of the purpose of these games is to allow a certain simulation of things that are not normally possible, though we all know it can go to extremes.

This is the same sort of scenario from which powergaming and "kill all commoners" situations arise: the player is overcome by the illusory freedom of the medium and all their unfulfilled desires manifest themselves through in-game behaviour. It is a common problem.

It was stupid, but not more so than things which we have all encountered before.

Hey guys, I don't give a crap about anything in this thread. However, I want moar of OP's pic. thx

>>5234498
Ahem.

>>5235440
I'm not sure what to think here. Sure, Chaotic Neutral barbarian who only Wants To Do The Right Thing doesn't fit all the stereotypes of the class/alignment, but it could work, particularly if the barbarian's idea of "the right thing" was at odds with most people around him, it would make more sense to be Neutral than Good.

But then, doing things that defy logic isn't "The Right Thing." The player should know that. I try to help people out, but if a drugged up homeless guy walks out of a known drug-dealer's house and asks me for money, and gets mad when I offer him food instead of money, hell no giving him more money to drug his life away isn't the right thing to do.

>>5238086
Monster Hunter, Female in Kirin Armor set

While I was DMing a 4e group, we had this guy in our group named Ron. Ron was one of those people who always had to be right about everything and every little detail had to be perfect. In addition to this, he always had to be the star of the show.

One day, we're all playing, and Ron gets a phone call that he feels is more important than the game. He hands his stuff to another player, goes "Play my character until I get back," and wanders away.

Now, Ron's character is a half-elf bard that's just fucking all over the place. Despite normally being a support class, Ron has made what he thinks is a "versatile" bard that sits on the front lines and gets in the way of the melee characters.

The person who's playing this character doesn't know shit about playing Ron's character.

So the party goes through these underground caves, and a Deathjump Spider falls on Ron's character. The place was infested with bugs and this was not the first spider that had attacked the party. It was, however, the first spider that managed to actually land a hit.

So Ron is poisoned and the spider did a fair bit of damage. Ron's character's turn comes up, and the person playing Ron decides it's a good time to back up and spend his second wind. He manages to pass his saving throw, too. The spider bites Ron's character again, then starts fleeing. The character in question would've died without the second wind. Ron comes back shortly after this.

Continued from >>5238158

Ron asks what happens, and I tell him. He's unhappy that this other person used his second wind, but the game goes on. Ron won't stop sighing heavily and/or commenting on his lack of second wind. I get tired of it after a while, and tell him to please be quiet or I'll drop his character to 0 HP, which is a little above what he'd have been without healing. Ron agrees to shut up.

Time passes, Ron's turn comes up again. He sighs again and proceeds to go on about how the person shouldn't have used the second wind. I ask Ron again to please be quiet about it, because I'm tired of hearing it and am still willing to drop the character in question to 0.

Ron throws a huge fit. He starts going on about how I'm out to get him and he's tired of everyone's bullshit. He storms off in a massive rage. No one knows what the fuck.

Funnily enough, I'm the only one of the group who would welcome him back if he wanted to play with us again.

>>5238158
>>5238161
Sounds like somebody's got a bad case of LOOK AT MEEEEEE.


(Ron, not you)

/tg/, I am disappoint.

Sure, none of the players being complained about are ideal. But they're all of about average human crappiness. No one's brought up an actual "problem" player, and even worse, no one's shared an actual clever way of teaching someone their lesson.

>>5238161
Topic's supposed to be about getting back at problem players. Did you get back at this guy? No, you just shared a story about some guy who ragequit while you all sat and did nothing.

Unsure why so many people are white knighting. The DM didn't do anything terribly passive aggressive. "You wake up with a lot of bugs and bites on you" isn't exactly prime time railroading bullshit.

I would have given her hypothermia. Presuming this is a traditional fantasy D&D setting, do you have any idea how COLD it is at night in a temperate zone? In a Northern European FOREST?

>>5238192

We actually planned to get back at him with a cursed sword that dropped his charisma like a rock...But he ragequit'd first.

>>5238199
>"You wake up with a lot of bugs and bites on you" isn't exactly prime time railroading bullshit.

I'd agree, except the OP keeps trying to impress by saying "No, it was EVEN MORE BUGS THAN THAT U GAIZ." If it really was head-to-toe giant bugs like the OP is implying, that's pretty shitty from the DM.

>>5238202
Sounds like the player made the right decision by quitting.

That's pretty crap DMing

You all are dumb cunts. You're arguing about the logic of mosquito bites in games where I can conjure a giant man eating dinosaur and make portals that teleport you across countries and zombies.

You'd seriously think in a world like this that there wouldn't be a level of tolerance for druids being naked, perhaps? Some cities, yes, I can see. And a MASTER of the forest should be able to sleep naked and rub her ass up against trees without bugs bothering her too much if she'd like. Or if there's bites? She should be completely used to, tolerant, and resistant of it.

You uncreative straight-minded faggots are the cancer that is killing tabletop gaming.

That is all.

>>5234498

Well, it all began about two months ago. Our DM's been flip-flopping of late, constantly telling us to create new characters because he can't decide on his campaign setting. This was the ninth time that we'd been asked to make new characters in six weeks.

He'd told us, for D&D, that we would be playing a very GRIMDARK game this time around. So, me and my good friend decided: What was more GRIMDARK than Gangsta Warfare?

>>5237631
>should of

>>5238914

Continue...

>>5238914

The game started out well - We weren't questioned for the use of two bards in the party. We'd been having trouble with healing, and we'd both taken all the "Ranged" bard abilities. Ones that could be used with Hand Crossbows.

So, our DM rolls out his newest baby - Let me say, for the promises of GRIMDARK, it was pretty fucking lame - Which turns out to be political intrigue. Which, for Ludi'drizz't and 50 Copper was perfect. We had taken very good care so far not to mention our character names, as we knew doing so would result in us being told to reroll before the game got too far underway. It was all going to be a matter of setup, and springing the perfect Akbar.

>>5238995

As every good troll character knows, the best way to prevent your shitty DM kicking you out of the game is to become integral to the plot. So, we were quite fortunate that the DM decided to introduce the most horrible DMPC I have ever seen. Elvish, female, she got nearly ten minutes of physical description. And christ, did the DM make sure to let us know she was stacked. Seriously, it was creepy as fuck. So we made friends with this DM PC. Told her passionately how the white surface elf was keeping the Drow down. DM bought the story, hook line and sinker, and, at the first break of the night, told us he was coming up with a plot hook just for Ludi'drizz't and 50 Copper. Asked us what their names were too, but we just replied that it was part of their backstory.

It started out small. Asking little things, like if there was any place in town where we could buy heavy gold jewelery. Diamond ear studs. If we could get a bonus to Intimidate if we held our hand-crossbows sideways. So on. Things quickly got worse.

I AM ENJOYING THIS SO FAR.

>>5239063

Our next plan of action was obviously to get hoes. We figured, with our DM being the creepy little fuck he is, that this would be the easiest part. We weren't *wrong*, as per say, but it wasn't what we'd been expecting.

Ludi'drizz't and 50 Copper visited the red light district. I had initially picked up the dice to make Streetwise to find such a place, but the GM told me this wouldn't be necessary. Should've seen the warning bells then and there. Turns out, since our first session six weeks ago, the GM had a description of such a place ready and waiting to go. There were hookers of all sorts. Ogre, centaur, gnome, you name it, it was probably there.

As we'd been cunning and planned ahead by writing Fine Clothing and Hand Crossbows into our backstory, we were on our initial 100g quota for level one characters. So, we asked the GM how many we could hire for 100g each. The reply was "About ten. Maybe more if you perform well."

He meant perform in the sexual sense, judging from the skin-crawling tone of voice. However, telling bards to "Perform" in any sense is always a poor choice of words.

So guys, I'm HR 6 (Land of Tremors can suck my fucking cock), got my awesome Nargacuga sword and working on Rath Soul S or whatever, but I'm kind of wondering when I get to fight Akantor. Is he only in G rank or something?

>>5238859
You stupid shit. Not wanting some fat weeaboo faggot play his character naked and make everything awkward and uncomfortable (not to mention embarrassing) doesn't make you a bad DM, it makes you ordinary.

Would I be a bad DM for not putting up with detailed in-game sex scenes as well? Fuck you. No one wants that shit.

>>5239212
>>5239063
>>5238995
>>5238914
Awesome story so far, I look forward to the DM's realization...

>>5239063
>hand-crossbows sideways

Fo'sho hizz'le drizz'le.
Also, strap it to your wrist and mold gold spikes
on the front so you can punch shit while you shoot shit.

>>5238914
>>5238995
>>5239063
>>5239212
I'm listening......

>>5239212

So, we perform. 50 Copper starts to perform a stunning bard retake of "In Da Club". You can see the understanding and horror dawning on the DM's face, the other players struggling to keep straight faces. The true blow, didn't come, however, until a few moments after In Thou Club. It came around to my turn.

I figured, given all that we'd gone through, it was only appropriate to find the most ill-suited song for the setting. The one I had decided to save for any attack I could make with "Push" ability.
For the next two or so minutes, in all my skinny white glory, I did a Ye Olde Musical version of one of the most popular Ludi'drizz't epics.

"Move, Bitch" I began, "Get out the way."

The players broke into laughter. Something between Horror and "oh god what" has settled on the DM's face. I make the next two minutes the most awkward oh both our nerdy lives.

Finally, the 'song', comes to a halt, and my good companion, 50 Copper, loudly announces: "Aight. We 50 Coper and Ludi'drizz't. We own you now."

This seemed to jerk the DM out of his stupor. He must've still been in a state of shock, as lightning hadn't killed our characters where they stood.

"Roll for it," he croaked, warming to the idea. I guess he thought no matter what we rolled, it wouldn't be enough. "Roll for it!" He declared again, seeming much more confident.

Now, we were pretty sure what would happen if we botched this roll. We were almost certain that the shining careers of 50 Copper and Ludi'drizz't would end at the hands of a pack of enraged hookers. So, with a sigh, I let 50 Copper do the honors of rolling the dice.

...

Natural.

Fucking.

Twenty.

>>5239414
This is one of the best stories I have ever heard.

>>5239414

>>5239414

Sounds like you were enjoying this fantasy a little too much.

>>5239414
I just know this is all made up but I can't help but be amused anyway.

>>5239414

You, sir, are amazing.

>>5235321
you'd feel any drain like that, wouldn't you? after the first touch or so, he'd figure it out.

>>5239414
Oh wow, I'm chuckling like a retard.

>>5239414
Made up or not, it's amusing.

>>5239414
There are no "natural" twenties for skill checks.

>>5234359
>>5239489
>>5239470
>>5239469
Shush, you. Why ruin it?

>>5239489
Most common houserule (not) in the book.

Archive this right now.

>>5239414

So here we are, having just swayed an army of whores to our dark wishes. We'd broken our DM's spirit. We really thought our characters would be long blasted by now. Well, 50 Copper and Ludi'drizz't looked at each other. They knew what had to be done.

Adjusting their overlarge fur jackets, they took their army straight back to the DMPC.

>>5239253

No, but you'd be a bad DM if you solved the problem by being a passive-aggressive, non-nonsensical asshole in game as opposed to simply talking to the other human being.

Thank you to >>5238914

You made this thread in all its awfulness worthwhile.

>>5239489
Only if you play like a faggot.

>>5239522
F5 F5 OH GOD F5!

The most asshole DM move I've seen was in an old 3.5 campaign. Our characters were hired as guards to an expedition across the sea. On the way, the ship is attacked by Kua-Toa and sink. We managed to get away, securing some flotsam and a few casks of water, making a makeshift raft for the dwarf that got fatally injured. Now see, we make sure to mention that we drink plenty of water to keep concious, though there are not much to do on the food department.

We float a few days, and the dm declares that the dwarf died. Why we ask? Dehydration. We never mentioned that we gave him any water. He did not accept our protests that our character, especially the priest who was looking over his wounds and making heal checks on him, would forget to give him water.

>>5239522
I like where this is going , . . .

>>5239522

We finally arrive. The moment of truth. The palace of the Mary-Sue who we had befriended earlier, the poor, misguided princess who we'd convinced that Drow were just fightan the man. With our virtual army of prostitutes. Unsurprisingly, the town guard was out in force.

"Fuck thou police," 50 Copper said, earning a snicker from myself. Heedless, decided, with two level one drow bards, to charge forward, backed only by a swarm of dedicated hookers. The outcome, as you can guess, was fairly predictable.

The guards turned out to be about level twenty each, and there were roughly a dozen of them. Ludi'drizz't fell first, being taken to one HP above his negative bloodied in a single blow. Swathes of our loyal hoes were cut down with single blows. 50 Copper dived into the fray, his Heal skill getting me back up on six HP. Next round, he was killed in a single blow.

Now, the DM had a smug, shit-eating grin on his face. Like it was some great triumph, what he'd done. The rest of the players stared venom at him as the Princess (Who, it turned out, actually hated Drow and had been toying with us from the get-go), arrived to ask if Ludi'drizz't had any last words.

Ludi'drizz't stared back at her, hand crossbow held gangsta-style as I picked up my dice. I rolled to hit, knowing only one number could help me here.

And I got it. 20.

>>5239700

I need to interrupt the story here momentarily. Our DM is not really that creative, but he did go the extra mile to allow us a tad more fun instead of just "You deal max damage!"

http://paizo.com/store/byCompany/p/paizoPublishingLLC/gameMastery/itemPacks/v5748btpy872f

He bought the listed Critical Hit deck, where you draw a card, and get various effects, ranging from Hit Yourself to Instakill.

Sadly, I did not draw the Instakill Card. I drew something even better.

>>5239700

I like where this thread is going

>>5239700
This is faked, but still fun.

>>5239745
>>5239522
>>5239414
>>5239212
>>5239063
>>5238995
>>5238914
>>5234498
Anon... I love you

>>5239745

There was not a sound at the table as I drew, though. We all waited with baited breath to see what would be turned up. Slowly, hands shaking, I drew. Careful not to let anyone see.

Then I burst into laughter, the DM giving me a sour look and demanding to know what the result was.

The card I drew was "An Eyepatch For You!" - Permanent facial disfigurement as your ranged attack strikes them in the eye, making them half blind. The expression on the DM's face was priceless - Despite the fact we were rerolling week after week, this stupid elf bitch had been a recurring character.

And I had just (As the card said) 'permanently' disfigured her. I could our DM slowly turning red with either anger or humiliation - Possibly a combination of the two - As he reached for his dice. I told him I would be delaying a Free Action, triggered when the next blow was struck. He nodded, accepting this fact, then rolled.

My free action was speaking. As the princess struck the killing blow, Ludi'drizz't cried out:

"I'll be back to record a mix tape... Next... year!"

And then he died.

>>5239815
HAhaha. Awesome.

>>5239815

Fake or not, this is just too damn awesome.

>>5239815
>with baited breath
You want to say "with bated breath".

Unless, of course, your breath smells like worms.

>>5239815

So ends the saga of 50 Copper and Ludi'drizz't. They will forever live on in our hearts. Though, there are whispers... Whispers of two new Bards that walk the countryside, fightan for pimps and hoes.

The Chronicles of Snoop Drow and Jay-D.

>>5239815
>This thread has been requested 1 times now.

>>5239835

Ludi'drizz't here. It's a male nerd gaming group. The general odor would probably be improved by this.

>>5239850
Just put it into sup/tg/. You don't need X number of requests to get it added.

>>5239850

2 times now

>>5239889

>>5239872
I'm new. My bad.

>>5239815

I cried laughing. God damnit that is beautiful.

>>5239815
The single greatest story I have ever read.

>>5239815
Glorious...

Also, your DM clearly doesn't have a thing for hot chicks with eyepatches like I do.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5234359/

>>5240013
Thanks, I suck with descriptions.

I don't get the mix tape thing.

>>5240473

There's a rather famous rapper who somehow continues to release remixes of his old songs years after he was shot dead.

>>5240685

Tupac ain't dead, son.

>>5240688

Is he with Elvis?

>>5240718

Naw. Elvis is dead.

Tupac chills in Cuba.

>>5240733

What? When?

>>5240752
ALL the time.

>>5237681
If a too-kind-for-his-own-good player can get fucked over by his naivete, why can't a naked druid be thrown out of town?

>>5237681

Because people are dumb.

>>5234359


I would have had one of the gaurds take a shine to her.

In a bad way.

"Ye were jus' offerin', so I took ye up on it!"

>>5239842

Your story was pretty terrible.