Laugh all evil like and curse the world.

What's our setting/time period? Modern? Fantasy? Steampunk? Future?

First I make myself into a very attractive woman that resembles The Baroness from G.I. Joe and cultivate a German accent.

Open Box

rolled 5 = 5

>>5250528
Hide check until this guy's done. Rollan, cuz I might as well.

First I use my various fronts of cultivate information about my enemy, while sending out Minions to attempt to assassinate him. One at a time of course, so he can trace them back to me.

While he's doing that, I have my scientists build a slow moving evil death trap for use when I capture my nemesis.

I do all this while sitting in a reclining leather back swivvle chair and laughing.

First get rid of Narbon, that woman will be trouble...

rolled 12 = 12

>>5250549
Fuck. I suck at hiding. Grapple checks, I can do that. Get ready for sexual interforced.

carry the box and climb up the ladder

>>5250517
You let out a healthy evil laugh. As if all their crimes against your superior intellect could keep you down.

>>5250525
It is currently the YEAR 2000, far off into the distant and staggeringly advanced FUTURE of planet earth.

>>5250562
You can't hide from him so you'll force yourself onto him?

Find a phonebook and see if you can locate a minion procurement service.

Walmart has one, so can we.

Climb the ladder?

Open box of evil shit - retrieve evil tool shit. Build a lolibot to do your bidding.

Create a virus that wants to become cancer but the white blood cells just HAD to interject...

I'm hoping that box contains some kind of self-transmogrification ray that can make me into the evil little girl.
>>5250528
This is fine too, though.

>>5250623
Yes, obviously.

(Sorry guys but I'm pretty much going for whoever responds first to the posts. it makes it easier for me to keep up.)
>>5250638
You are fairly certain you can find your local minion employment services easily once you procure said phonebook.
>>5250643
Opening the box, you find it filled with a plentiful amount of spare parts to do with as you please. It seems those ass hat scientist stole everything else just because of some "radiation scare".

Those dicks.

rolled 7 = 7

I attempt to assemble a robot assistant that will do my evil bidding.

>>5250696
Whoops, forgot picture.

>>5250696
>>5250710
Damn, does that mean we were one post away from having a delicious Baroness stick figure avatar with a German accent instead of just laughing pointlessly like some kind of tool?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>5250710
See where stairs go

>>5250710

Get a real job

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

I reach into my coat and pull out my pet cat, Nero. I open the lid to Nero's jar and take a deep whiff of the preservative fluids before pulling Nero's fetal body out of the jar and petting his damp fur.

>>5250757
This guys is on to something. I still want us to create a lolibot though.

>>5250765
We need loli gynoid maids with machine guns.

>>5250703
You jumble together a rather unnervingly life like loli minion, wasting time and resources on a whim. Why do physical labor when you can make it appear that you a forcing a "child" to do it for you?
>>5250717
Pretty much. Tough luck, but maybe next few post can get to it. Maybe.

>>5250774
I seem to be fail posting pretty well so far. Here's the picture.

>>5250774
Nah, making the same suggestion over and over to see if it comes in "first" would just be annoying, selfish, and prickish of me.

>>5250778
Use Young Child Robot as Stool, why should one so evil as yourself have to stand?

>>5250778

*bond music*

>>5250789
You take a seat on the child like robot's back without any form of complaint.
>>5250807
For some odd reason, James Bond music seems to be leaking in from somewhere... odd.

>You are not a mad scientist, you are an enraged scientist.

"Don't get mad, get angry"

[Not playing, just running the mouth.]

>>5250827
>For some odd reason, James Bond music seems to be leaking in from somewhere... odd.
Oh god. OH GOD. RUN.

>>5250834
...

o_o

I think running would be a good choice.

>>5250827
PREPARE THE DOOM CANON
Our plan cannot fail! Ride the loli to the control room.

>>5250834
>>5250848
activate robot's motorcycle form, no one this evil should need to walk or run .

names Hansen

Chris, Hansen

>>5250834
>>5250848
Unnerved by the obvious death trap your underground bunker has become as the James Bond music starts to head to it's climax, you GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!
>>5250870
>>5250875
Riding your loli to the control room will take time and right about now, you can't stand the idea that you FORGOT to put the motorcycle mode in! That's practically basic villainy 101!

>>5250907
Remember that you did install Jet Pack mode in your robot.
Equip Jet Pack and zoom off while you ready your DEATH CANNON.

Enraged? We must prepare a hellish cocktail filled with wondrous drugs off all sorts. This will then be hidden in the body and can be activated to dispense the concoction into the bloodstream. In the event of capture I suggest we have a means to do some damage. Also bombs that blow up when life fails in the body. If you're going for an evil character why not take every advantage you can get.

>>5250907
Examine shit. Make plans to upgrade loli to mark 2, terminataru modu.

>>5250907

does she at least have machine gun jubblies?

>>5250930

she has no jublies

that's part of the reason hansen is after you in the first place

>>5250927
Also plant said bomb on Loli
Just in case

>>5250922
Thank god for JET PACK LOLIS!

Pressing a few buttons located on her wrist, the abomination of science compacts and extends, wrapping around your waist before you take to the skies!

You take a few seconds to feel TOTALLY SWEET and then think of where to go next. Your volcano island has already been compromised and the rest of your bases have been stripped by your jealous peers! (Those guys are some huge ass holes!)

You may decide to either choose one of your bare but somehow still cliche hide-a-ways or you may choose to start another up elsewhere.

What do you do?

>>5250964
start UNDERGROUND DESERT BASE

I feel like a dry-heat today

>>5250964
new one, Hansen might already know where the other hideouts are.

>>5250929
T-800

Go to some kind of America, USA small town and set up your SHOPPING SUPERCENTER SECRET BASE. Ensure that you keep up your policy of no unionization, etc. while slipping mind control serum into their coffee during their one-hour (read: 30 minutes) break.

>>5250964
Your only option is to track down one of your old rivals and swallow your pride long enough to pretend to ask for help, then cleverly usurp control of their base, thereby re-establishing your own power while simultaneously showing them who the greatest scientist really is.

This will make sense later.

>>5251011
Yess.... Hide in plain sight. I like it!

>>5251011
>>5251012
you guys don't feel like some secluded, out-in-the-middle-of-nowhere DESERT BASE?

It's the best way to lay low! just look at area 51!

>>5251011
YES!

Gentlemen. We need a volcano. Artificial or natural. It is the only way. No matter where we settle, we must begin construction of our secret volcano base, post haste! We will need the lava for our doomsday device.

Also, lets see if we cant find some dorfs to work for us. We'll be hard pressed with only one minion.

>>5250992
Firsties gets it.

Mostly because I can't take the time to check the thread every five seconds and draw.


You go about the almost ridiculous idea of constructing an underground base in the desert. In no way does this seem illogical or even impossible to you.

It may be because you have a loli-bot who's laser eyes can created massive glass tunnels. Obviously this is highly dangerous to try and step around in, let alone place world destroying machines in.

Next step?

And for the spiteful anonymous who wants to know what happens if we die? Directly linked to your heart is a canister of gray-matter world destroying nano-bots... oddly this is the same reason the science community kicked you out. Bunch of pussies.

Have our Loli go out and commit crimes. We'll need the funds. Have her be cute about it though so that no one will try to stop her.

Whoever did the sup/tg/ archival for this thread failed spectacularly.

"Bad Gay Quest: You are a mad sodomist. Your shit has been packed up really tight. Are you a bad enough dude to get revenge?"

>>5251043
Well, there is only one thing to do for right now. LAUGH
hahaahaahAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>5251043
Have our mecha-loli minion tunnel down a ways, then sculpt ourselves an appropriately sinister underground office.

>>5251043
FUCK YES

NOW HOPE DESPERATELY THAT NOBODY TOUCHES THE WALLS

>>5251059
just mail licorice asking for "either a title change or complete removal, whatever strikes you fancy."; but not bad-vote bomb it, or it'll stay that way.

Oh man. I am laughing so hard right now. My jawbones kind of ache a little.

>>5251043
Make some stylish above-ground glass domes- you can throw people in them, and it'll be like an easy bake oven.

>>5251103

Have loli shape glass so that there is a dome above entire base area that acts as a giant magnifying glass. Have single entrance into this, with a single safe path.... That leads to nowhere. Upon an enemy entering the dome, a lever is pulled, and mirrors redirect SUPER FUCKING MAGNIFIED SUNLIGHT onto the safe path. The real entrance exit is a tunnel leading to a pub that has a device in it that causes no one to ever wonder why there is a pub in the middle of the fucking desert.

>>5251063
Two for one special! You cackle with sheer evil as you send the childlike loli bot on a crime spree. Some how the populace of nearby desert towns are helpless in the wake of these obnoxiously cute thefts.

You now have 500,000 dollars worth of cash and items useful in the construction of underground bases.

It may not seem like much compared to the 3,000,000,000 dollar melt ray you used to have but you have to start somewhere.
>>5251075
This seems ill-advised...
>>5251103
This idea is genius and evil and is now done.

>>5251149
Well, might I suggest we first attempt to do something about our amazingly shatterable base? Maybe go the mine shaft route and wood panel a tunnel? Also, it'll look so quaint, nobody'll believe it's an evil base. maybe. idunno?

>>5251149
PLACE CAKE BATTER IN ABOVE GROUND DOME

WAIT

>>5251149
Begin designing blueprints for an army of lolibots, upgrade existing lolibot.

>>5251155
You know that with your clever camouflage, no one will ever discover the true entrance to your new and VERY secret base.

Though, you do wonder if your baking domes might be a bit much...

>>5251192

I think we just rolled a 1 on our disguise check.

>>5251192
Connect to the internet and troll people on imageboards.

I hatch a sinister plan to have the remaining Harry Potter films directed by Michael Bay unless I am paid One Billion Dollars!!!

And get to go on a date with Emma Watson, loli bots in tow.

>>5251160
You bake 40 cakes!
That's as much as four tens and that's terrible!

>>5251218
I second this. Although, replace Harry Potter with ALL MOVIES and add Boll.

>>5251235

Now, fill the cakes with poison and send them to our former collegeues in the scientific community as a "Peace Offering".

>>5251218
>>5251273
You quickly discover that your imagination for evil acts is almost inhuman!

The sounds of panicked sobbing comes from the other end of the phone. You almost wonder if this is TOO EVIL.

>>5251235
Organize a tea party. A tea party of evil proportions.

>>5251309
Next, I contact the Monopoly guy and convince him to become a Wall Street Raider with me. Together we will pull the strings of the defense industry to bring them under our control.

Join the republican party

>>5251354
jhfchgjguig ugyhffyjdsrfsedrsfdggggggfffffgdgfdfffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

>>5251273

Uwe Boll is my ace-in-the-hole. I shall unleash him when the time is right for a Halo movie.

>>5251324
Nobody came to your evil tea party...

Maybe it was the poison cake or maybe it was because everyone you used to know hates your guts.

Rather disappointing...

>>5251367
You foul bastard!

>>5251381
Wait, we have two loli robots now?

Make produce five different colored Lolibots which can combine into one giant robot!

build / hire more minions grow your evil org

>>5251381
They shall be made to pay for not accepting our generously offered poison cakes!

Have a tea party with Lolibot, while scheming how to get back at them.

>>5251381

If it was the poison cake, then no one would have *left* the tea party. Very well.. if the world won't come to my tea party, I shall take my tea party to the world!!!

>>5251386
You do? Oh.

You mean the new upgrade Loli-bot right. I tell ya, those voices in your head did ask for it a few times. Still a bit short on resources for the whole army.

You pretty much had to build the second out of scrap on your free time while the other slave away to finish your base.

>>5251448
Whoops, picture.

>>5251461
Well, no time for playing with the lolibots, construct blueprints on how to combine them into a giant robot. Also, renovate the secret base. Have to be stylish and all.

>>5251461

Have your lolibot engrave everything to improve their accuracy. Epic depictions of your exploits and future exploits, along with your MANLY PHYSIQUE.

>>5251510
But.. currently you've got kicked out from the your Scientist Group, fled from Bond.. and had your Loli-bot steal money. Surely you must do evil stuff before you can engrave it! And besides.. arn't the walls glass?

>>5251510
Speaking of manly physique, we should construct a suit of super-powered body armor.

>>5251531

Engravings in glass are done with either lasers, acid, or diamond-cutters.

All three things are things evil villains enjoy.

Follow these lists to the letter.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordListCellblockA

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordListCellblockB

>>5251397
Shrugging, you go about your work making the three extra loli-bots.

Even among robots there is always that... one.

Have them become a pop-band sensation, rake in the profits. Use it for evil.

Build a loli suit of armor with a box of scrapes.

>>5251605
Call them them the Gurl Power Rangers. Also, tell the emo that you don't love her, over and over.

>>5251605
THIS.

Begin kidnapping people and sewing time bombs into their chests with month long timers before setting them free shortly after.

>>5251605
But they are also highly skilled assassins when they are not being the hit sensation "GLITTER SPARKZ".

>>5251605
>>5251644
>>5251664
Funded.

I think we went too fat with the lolis. are we an evil genius or a freaking babysitter?

>>5251581
This took a turn for the hilarious.

>>5251681
And if a secret agent should come, he'd be too dumbly good to attack a sweet, innocent little girl.

With machine gun hands.

>>5251681
>fat
I MEANT "FAR" FAARRRRR

fucking spellchecker.

>>5251681 fat with the lolis

FUND IT.

>>5251681
Speaking of which.. Perhaps we should build a Robo-Nanny?

>>5251711

Make it a really hot "girl next door" type babysitter nanny. She shall also be our consort. And primary bodyguard.

>>5251711

A Robo-nanny with the manners, personality and looks of Baroness from Cobra.

>>5251728

This.

We are the greatest evil genius ever.

>>5251605
You're not quite sure what a "Pop Band" is, but being a scientist, you're allowed to hypothesize. You're best guess is it's a metal band.

Going forward on this notion, you quickly program the Loli's to rock way to hard. They are an over-night success.

>>5251752
OH YES!.jpeg

>>5251752
Yes! Now to make a contract with Satan so you get royalties for each album based on advertising.

>>5251752
Use funds to begin construction on a giant subterranean battleship that can did through the the earths crust and terrorize the cities of the world.

>>5251752
I kidnap all the important geneticists in the world to create my new evil band. Half-Bowie and Half-Freddie Mercury and part snake makes up the lead singer. The rest of is a four-headed eight armed Beatles amalgamation with a bassist based on Flea and a flea.

>>5251766
And by royalties, he means souls.

This is how you run a quest, Reaver! You double railroading faggot.

PLACE SEVERAL SMALL DESERT ANIMALS (SCORPION, FOX) INTO THE DOMES DURING YOUR FREE TIME, OUT OF BOREDOM. AND TO TRY TO INVENT POPPED SCORPIONS, ALONG THE SAME METHOD AS POPPED CORN.

Hey OP, want to adopt a name?

Get a tripcode, to prevent other asshole scientists from impersonating you.

>>5251805
>>5251812
I have no idea how to get a trip code even though I've been lurking for practically half a decade. Oh, as for the nanny bot who looks like the Baroness? I dunno. I think I should move into photoshop and actually try instead of doodling in ms paint.

Unless the image attached actually is fine enough.

>>5251839

It is. Fund it.

>>5251839

No, I like your style the way it is. Later on, other drawfags may provide fanart in a more elaborate style, but for now, stick figures are fine too.

>>5251839
The 4chan FAQ off the main page explains tripcodes. You can also find tripcode generators online if you want a specific string in your tripcode, though they have an annoying tendency to be in Japanese.

>>5251839
well, this is gonna be my most abstract fap yet. here we go!

>>5251839
If it's easier to draw, do it. Otherwise, stick to what feels better to you. Also, goddamn robbo nani.

>>5251839
>Female white michael jackson

I don't know how to feel any more.

Does this mean we're going to turn into Cobra with more loli robots and less fail?

>>5251839
that's pretty good in ms paint for on the fly... hmmmm hmmm!

>>5251766
>>5251789
You are a man of SCIENCE!
The idea of "Satan" and "souls" is sadly out of reach.

>>5251860

Program nanny-bot with moonwalk routines. Seduce world leaders with dancefloor-conquering moves.

Create a more evil facemask replacement for the monocle, it's a HUD that's fully registered for evil.

>>5251860
Man I fucking knew I should have gone for photoshop on that one. Later on I might actually scramble a quick group shot of them all together.

Not tonight but I will get around to it.

>>5251880
FINE THEN! LET US CREATE OUR OWN ROBO-SATAN! THIS PLAN CANNOT FAIL!

Drop a genetically engineered elephant onto a child and steal its candy.

>>5251900
Also, going to sleep. Awesome topic OP.

>>5251884
I'm pussying out on this.
>>5251887
You decide on a more intimidating mask and at the same time, finally test an idea you had been working on when it first came up. The Lolis do in fact connect up together into a powerful robot. Why stop there though? Why not give yourself all of their strength?

You step withing your powered Loli armor now known as "Lolimus Omega".
>>5251900
Why create a mechanical Satan when you could match and even surpass it's power?

>>5251980
Withing - within.
Typo'd. My bad.

>>5251980

Terrorize the population of the desert. Make yourself king of the new nation of Desertveria. All shall bow down to your power-armored might.

Build a volcano for our fortress of doom.

New Evil Idea: Create a hair regrowth tonic that actually grows EVIL KILLER hair. Release it on the market, and watch as all bald men the world over start an evil rampage for you.

>>5251992
Man. I really want to draw something akin to that but I think I need to take a break for tonight. It's getting late for me.

Not sure if I'll continue this or start a new one sometime.

I think I figured it out.

>>5251992

Also, build a walking pyramid. Like the Pharaohs of old you shall roam the desert and lord over the populace.

>>5250511

Make a black hole.

IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS.

As a die-hard DF player
magma cannons

>>5252027
You only get this because I am testing my trip code.

>>5252062

FUCK YEAH!

>>5252062

Seriusly bro, we need lava and magma cannons.

>>5252059
FFFF-

Because I'm a fan of Dorf Fortress, the scientist now has them.

>>5252103

Now. Time to build a doomsday device. Let operation "Flood the world with lava, wait until it cools and then populate the world with loli robots".... COMMENCE!

>>5252118
Damn. It finally got to the level of awesome scientist.

Sorry. I'm going to sleep. I might have the drawing of all seven of them up sometime within this week though.

>>5252129

Just so long as you continue the quest someday, bro.

Build a time machine and join forces with myself on the other end.

>>5252118

That sounds fine, but Michael Bay will sue me for breach of contract : /