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    296 KB Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)07:08 No.5253187  
    Spider-Dwarf vs. Doctor Orktopus

    a /co/ & /tg/ coproduction.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)07:23 No.5253229
    I am unsure how to respond.

    My first thought is an Elf would be able to get appropriate Dex far easier.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)07:24 No.5253235
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    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)07:35 No.5253273
    Spider-dorf, spider-dorf
    Does whatever a spider ought
    Can he swig, from a beer?
    Just look down over here,
    Hey y'all, here sculls the spider-dorf!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)07:44 No.5253293
    Is he strong? Listen Mac!
    He cuts out tunnels with an ax.
    Climbs a wall, without fear
    Using hairs, from his beard
    Look out!
    There goes the spider-dorf.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)07:52 No.5253305
    Dok Ork is a roight proper Mekboy innihe? Wot wif dem twistee bitz an all .
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)07:57 No.5253319
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    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)08:04 No.5253333
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    Saved so fucking hard
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)08:15 No.5253364
    Guys you cant do this its summer
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)08:19 No.5253373

    Whoops. Back to the shitflood, then.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)08:21 No.5253384
    Oh my god...
    >> Count Bleck !BleckQqW0M 07/25/09(Sat)12:13 No.5254507
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    Zog, dats sharp!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:16 No.5254524


    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:20 No.5254551
    Spider man would be more of an elf.

    Faggy, tight clothing, gangly body.

    Now if it were a dwarf, we're looking at Batman, Wolverine, or the like.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:35 No.5254621

    Come on now, elves don't have a monopoly on homoeroticism.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:40 No.5254648

    Both Batman and Wolverine are far to tall, fast, and agile to be one of those little bearded vermin. They're not elves either, but no way in hell are they dwarves.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:41 No.5254657
    Thor is a Dwarf.
    >> 4n0n 07/25/09(Sat)12:42 No.5254663
    wolverine is a troll, as pointed by odin.

    batman is a rouge halfling.

    superman is a DMPC.

    WonderWoman is an elf.

    who else?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:44 No.5254674
    goshdarn, forgot to clear the name field.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:45 No.5254689
    >wolverine is a troll
    Half-Orc barbarian would be closer, IMO. All the Troll has in it's favour is they both regenerate and have claws.

    >batman is a rouge halfling.
    Halfling? lolwut? He's a Human Rogue.

    >superman is a DMPC.
    >WonderWoman is an elf.
    Can't argue with these two.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:46 No.5254690
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    >too tall
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:48 No.5254709
    Nightcrawler is a Drow (especially in 4E)

    Wolverine is a Shifter.

    Thor is a Genasi.

    And Batman? Well if Batman isn't a human then he is a Bugbear. :|
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:52 No.5254738
    Couldn't Batman pass as a vampire?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:57 No.5254768
    T'was a joke. in one of the avengers comic, he met odin who was seeking for his son to make a arranged wedding. odim mistooked him for a troll and proceeded to beat the snot out of him.

    it didnt tooked long and they convinced odin that wolverine wasnt a troll, but when spider man discovered that wolvie had purposely set him up, he point to wolverine and claims him to be a troll. odin then proceeds to bash him again...
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)12:58 No.5254775
    thanks to twilignt, nothing will ever again pass as for vampires.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:02 No.5254800
    Sure it will.

    We will only have to wait a few years for someone to make bad ass vampire movie again.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:06 No.5254822

    Is there a such thing as a vampire movie that isn't faggy for this reason or that?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:08 No.5254842
    Vampires are faggots at the very core of thier being, you can't have a vampire themed work and then not have it be filled with complete faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:08 No.5254843
    Let the Right One in was pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:09 No.5254846
    Besides I am not gonna bother watching Twilight anyway and you are all being a bunch of fags for making such a big deal out of it.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:14 No.5254884
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    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:22 No.5254935
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    From one guy with fancy gadgets to another...
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:28 No.5254960
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    Spammers cannot overpower the might of pure patriotism!
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:29 No.5254966
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    >too tall


    He's canon 5'3"

    Fucking movies.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:33 No.5254990
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    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:34 No.5254998
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    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:37 No.5255016
    I had a Dwarf that used a beard made of fire.

    He was awesome. Wish I had used some Ghostrider inspiration now though.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:38 No.5255022
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    And, of course...

    >> TheLionHearted !HAGYQOveO. 07/25/09(Sat)13:40 No.5255027
    Shouldn't his beard be missing a few patches. Like his head?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:42 No.5255039
    notice how short it is? he cut off bits of it that wouldn't grow proper.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:48 No.5255068
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    So awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)13:56 No.5255109
    would be so much cooler if the girl with the sword was pissing the sheep girl's back ;_;
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:12 No.5255193
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    > Vampires are faggots at the very core of thier being, you can't have a vampire themed work and then not have it be filled with complete faggotry.

    Are you so sure about that?
    >> northern /k/ommando 07/25/09(Sat)14:20 No.5255223
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    >Vampires are faggots at the very core of thier being, you can't have a vampire themed work and then not have it be filled with complete faggotry.
    is that so?.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:25 No.5255235

    Hive mind
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:27 No.5255241
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    Well, Hellsing is pretty gay. I can't think of a single character that would encourage a straight male to watch it.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:28 No.5255243
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    Jack disapproves of your faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:28 No.5255246
    No it wasn't. The posts were 8 minutes apart.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:28 No.5255249
    I like vampires but I thought hellsing was stupid.

    Anime characters have fucking stupid powerlevels
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:29 No.5255251

    They're still about the same thing and posted right after one another you giant faggot.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:31 No.5255256
    But that's not how Hivemind WORKS. If there's more than 3 minutes difference in post times, it's automatically assumed that the second poster saw the first, and rolled with it. The fact that they were right next to each other in the thread means NOTHING.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:31 No.5255257
    hivemind has to be within the same minute to be a hivemind, and please dont call people idiots, we like to be polite here on 4chan
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:33 No.5255260
    >> Rogue Kitty 07/25/09(Sat)14:33 No.5255263

    Yeah, be polite, you worhtless faggot.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:34 No.5255266
    Are... Are you getting off on them being polite?

    "Yeah, just' like that... Be Nice to me... OH YEAH."
    >> Longrat !WaAAGHm8tg 07/25/09(Sat)14:35 No.5255267
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:35 No.5255269
    the major. always the major.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:45 No.5255301
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    Hellsing is complete faggotry
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:48 No.5255306

    Only a fucking queer would not want to slam-fuck schrodinger in the ass while nibbling on the back of his neck
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)14:55 No.5255336
    >only a gay person would refuse gay sex
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)18:30 No.5256865
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    Hellsing is fucking awesome.

    Whats not to like about it. Alucard dresses like a pimp, has bad ass guns, a Vampire that doesn't go on about his feelings and he never feels guilt over excessive murder. Also there is a chick with huge knockers.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:25 No.5257264
    Yeah like remember that part where Alucard was starting to lose and all he did was just go "Okay now I'm more powerful" and won.

    Then he did this over and over and fucking over?

    Yeah Hellsing is awesome, it's like Dragonball Z with extra faggotry crammed into it.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:31 No.5257318

    You don't read Hellsing for the tense fights - the outcome is always obvious whenever Alucard is involved.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:35 No.5257338
    >Foregone conclusions are entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:37 No.5257357
    Still better then any of the immortal American superheroes that also wont die.

    Manga/Anime does not have monopoly on hard to kill characters.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:38 No.5257361
    Take a look at any video game, ever.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:43 No.5257396
    Well, sure. You don't watch Hellsing because "Oh my gosh Arucard is in trouble, how will he get out of it now????"

    You watch it because you think "Heh, Arucard's going to kick that guy's ass. I wonder how much of him will be left?"
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:43 No.5257404
    The only thing Hellsing pissed me off is when Anderson died.

    Stopped reading after that.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:43 No.5257405
    Weaboo cunt, love your country.
    ProTip: Japs hate you because you're not Jap, and we nuked them twice and ass raped their emperor.
    Video Games are by their nature NOT a foregone conclusion. You can lose. Multiple times. You can try again, but it's not like you walk up to the console and press "I WIN" six tiems and get FMV for your trouble.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:44 No.5257407
    I believe this thread started with awesome spiderdorf.

    Stop with the vampire faggotry already.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:47 No.5257434
    That must be REAL entertaining for like 5 seconds. Oh he won again...? How did he do it this time?

    An escalating threat anime, where regardless of how the threat escalates, there's never ANY doubt never mind of defeat, but even of a good fight.

    Sounds su-fucking-perb.

    I though people only read Hellsing for tits and Nazis.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:52 No.5257463
    So, just because someone prefers the entertainment media produced by some other country, they must hate their own country?
    Does liking Pizza mean you're an Italian sympathizer?
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:53 No.5257470
    Damn straight you fucking pinko raghead.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:55 No.5257483
    >I though people only read Hellsing for tits and Nazis.
    Naw there are also vampires that are not Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)19:56 No.5257498
    Also I am Euro-trash so I am free to choose as I wish.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:02 No.5257532
    Not according to Brussels...
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:03 No.5257539
    If your first choice for Vampires is Hellsing, and apparently your only other choice is Twilight... Wow... you need to get out more, literacy wise.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:09 No.5257573
    I know there are more choices of vampires but Hellsing is still win.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:14 No.5257606
    I second this worthy statement.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:15 No.5257616
    Yes, Tits and Nazis are cool.

    I just can't get behind "I winz coz I'm reverse Dracula." He pisses me off. He's essentially just a Kamen Rider, but with blood drinking. And hell, even most riders have a challenge before they just win effortlessly.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:30 No.5257696
    Actually it is revealed in the story that Alucard is Dracula. For some reason they call him Alucard after he is enslaved.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)20:33 No.5257716
    where in my post did I make myself seem like a retard?

    Anyone who's seen Hellsing for more than an instant has made the Alucard Dracula connection. Cause it's fucking pianfully obvious.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:03 No.5257911
    >Glorious nippon is sugoi
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:06 No.5257927

    Argumenting on 4chan is mind-numbing.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:15 No.5257998
    Animie tries to hard with powerlevel faggotry.

    The only way for them to make a character "badass" is for them to act like an asshole and push them over 9000.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)21:29 No.5258107
    Powerlevel faggotry is everywhere. Especially 40k.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)22:15 No.5258444
    theres some foreshadowning on it. the original hellsing met dracula in shambles, grieving the lost of his loved one. for some odd reason he decided to keep him in the hellsing HQ and call him their ultimate weapon.

    truth be told, it really looked like both knew that integra was gonna be his lover reincarnated, and thus alucard agreeded to "wait" until then. alucard is really dracula in any way, wich just raises the mary sue levels off the chart.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)22:19 No.5258471
    This is the opposite of true.
    >> Anonymous 07/25/09(Sat)22:36 No.5258590
    You're making the mistake of thinking that just because Alucard is an unstoppable force, the plot progression and outcomes for all of the other characters is a forgone conclusion. It's the side characters that really made it for me, Alucard is mainly as you have so rightly pointed out, just God from the machine.

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