Let's carve the moon first. It's way faster.

Also did you switch drawing tools? Your pictures look different.

Take a shortcut through the neutral room to Buzzardloved.

But some things must come first.

>Give me a hug, boy.

>>5260884
AWW

>>5260884
Now that we have done the nasty in the present, we must ask Xom once more.

>>5260884

I can touch you noooooow

>>5260849
Conquer the city first. We'll carve the moon after we have Moradin's portfolio of CRAFTING.
Since we otherwise suck at it.
But, first, can we pay a visit to S-S-Satan and ask if we can have the portfolio for beer?

Can we warp over to Buzzardloved NOW? I thought the only enemy in Buzzardloved was Moradin, and he doesn't really care anymore.

>>5260913
Why visit? Just pray to him.

>>5260884
Go talk to Xom for a sec and ask him to be our champion.

>>5260926
Pray? What are we, lazy elves?

>>5260913
>>5260914
Now for Buzzardloved.

A few hops later and you find yourself crashing down on the walkway leading in.

...You make a mental note to fix that later.

>>5260933
We've already named Driblis our champion.

>>5260943
Fine, ask Xom for some polymorph spell or something. We're not magically inclined but who cares.

>>5260942
I wonder if Xom's severed arm turn into a shoggoth.

>>5260942
Summon a giant shield to bridge the break.

Musclebeard predictably shows up to stop you.

"I probably can't stop ye from trying t'kill me anyway, but I'd like t'know. What do ye want with Buzzardloved anyway? Ye were a terrible ruler."

>>5260959
You mean the one we let loose in that human city?

Killed by an undead monkey.

>>5260971
Weren't we going to make Presley the ruler?

>>5260942
Teleport the kobolds in. If they're not drunk yet, provide them with plenty of ale.

There weren't many kobolds who survived our brawl with Garrelf, weren't there? They should all be our champions, or at the very least chosen warriors, not just Driblis!

>>5260942

Kickass and take names. And dont bother with none of that fiddly taking names buisness either.

>>5260979
No, the one Moradin deforest off Xom while we were swinging him around.

Admit you intended on giving it to Presley.

>>5260971
"Because yer a prick."

>>5260971

"Oh, I know. I just made a promise, see."

"Alright, so i'm a bad ruler. We've established that. Thats why i intend to give the city to presley."
"oh and my followered needed a home, and you kicked them out. You're going down"

>>5260971

Buzzardloved is more than a dorfen fortress, it is a kingdom of those that the world has cast aside! Kobolds, Naga, and Dorf alike! I cannot allow your Xenophobic tendencies to prevent this kingdom from coming to fruition!

>>5260971
"... because it's mine."
"And ye didn't even gimme a chance to set things right, it was just BAM out goes the door for Beardbeard. And ye kicked mah friends out. And then made fun 'a Sunson. An' I got honor too. It ain't your kind of honor, but it's mine. I got PRIDE."
"I don't like you. An' I'm gonna kick your ass."

>>5260971
MORADIN HEAR MY CRY

DECLARE HIM KING, SAY YOU'LL DO WHAT HE SAYS, ONLY DO A LITTLE OF IT

HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

>>5261016

This guy put it pretty well, too.

>Because you're a prick. But nah, I'm gonna give it to Presley.
"...That bard fellow of yours? He seems a sensible type. Alright then. The city is his. As long as its not you giving orders, everything should be fine. I'd rather not fight you now that you can hit through my stoneskin."

>...Ye don't understand, Musclebeard. Ye kicked out my friends. Ye made fun o' Sunson. I got honor, too. It ain't yer kind o' honor, but its mine. Its Pride.

>I don't like you. And I'm gonna kick yer ass.

Wow, Moradin seems kind of... cowed.

>>5261044
Throws some mountains shapes like kobolds at him.

>>5261044
So much for being a pacifist.

Proceed to savagely beat moradin within an inch of his life...

.

Make him sober with our god powers.

"...Very well. Beardbeard Godslayer, God of Strength - I challenge you to a duel of Divinity. Name your location."

Fight on Sunson.
Do it.

>>5261087
The first, oldest dorf mountainhome!

No way, we could hurt sunson.

Next best thing.

in a volcano.

oh wait moradin would kick our ASS in a volcano.

>>5261090
This

>>5261090

We don't wanna hurt the poor lad.

>>5261067
>within an inch of his life...
I like this, let not kill him. Just beat him down, demand the domain of brewing and then let him be.We don'e need all the stone and fire and crafting bulshit anyways.

Let's fight on the moon instead. Carve it for Garrelf WHILE fighting.

wait, we're fighting him?

whatevs.

>>5261087
Fight...at the molecular level.

>>5261107
THISTHISTHIS

>>5261107

This. Humiliating Moradin is enough.

>>5261108
Are we sure we want to do that? The whole face on the moon thing seems just cheesy.

The same arena we fought Heracles in.

>>5261125
Samefaggin: But I do support fighting on the moon.

>On top of Moonears.

"I accept."

>>5261107
This...and turn him into a little girl for losing.

Hey, Gnome.

ALE AXE BEARD PRIDE

I believe Hanseath here is the true essence of our dear friend.

Gods can challenge other gods to a duel of divinity? That seems kind of odd. Oh well, I guess we're getting it on now.

I vote for not killing him if possible as well.

This is where Gnome decides to end the series. Beardbeard is so gonna lose. I can call it you guys. And it will hurt.

>>5261137
Use extendo arms to sobering touch him.

>>5261161
We would've won even before we became god, if only we could have penetrated his stoneskin.

This time he will be curb-stomped.

Open the fight with TIMBERSERKER!

We can summon as many axes as we want right with our new power?
In which case does that mean we can do UNLIMITED AXE WORKS!?

>>5261176
Unless he was going easy on us.

>>5261182
THIS GODDAMN IT

>>5261182
Axes? We shall pull a castlevania...WE SHALL SUMMON A MILLION REAPERS!

UNLIMITED AXE WORKS.

Musclebeard charges.

>>5261137
I believe this should be our opening move.

Summon a cannon and fire yourself into the air to avoid his attack.

>>5261201
REAPER SKILL, ONE MILLION SCYTHES

>>5261209

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was Char, with the Neo-Zeon fleet behind him.

If he's charging INTO the axes we made...

>>5261201
Stand your ground! Take the bull by its horns!

Five words:

Blade Barrier, but with axes.

Enter the Stance of the Immovable Mountain. You're a dorf, this kind of thing should be second nature.

Now, if he's doing the Unstoppable Force Charge, this might create a shockwave that will reshape the face of Moonears, but we were going to do that anyway.

He tears into you, you tear into him. The force of your blows can be heard echoing on the planet below. Every strike is a bolt of lightning, every strike the sound of rent stone can be heard. The after effects of this battle will be seen for centuries.

>animated

Did Gnome leave?

>>5261280

FUCKING YES

>>5261280
I lol'd

>>5261280
Next, we'll make the chin less jagged.

>>5261294

Nah, it's fine.

>>5261280

Fuck Yes!

>>5261201
Someone needs to come up with a beardbeard chant for this.

>>5261307
I am the beard of my axe.
Steel is my body, ale is my blood.
I have killed over a thousand elves.
Known to undeath, but unknown to humility.
Though I have withstood the pain of conquering many kingdoms,
This beard will never rule anything.
So as I pray--UNLIMITED AXE WORKS!

That's what I got off the top of my head.

F5ing like the fist of the motherfucking north star.

>>5261326
A second thought, "stone is my body" would probably work better. Since he's a dwarf and all.

Did we win yet? If not, attack harder.

I haven't F5'd this hard since the final Ruby Quest.

I wonder if Pride is part of our domain of Strength...

>>5261326

This. Show him our moves.

Its been a long, grueling battle, but the two of you are on your last legs. You conjure more axes. You'll need everything you have to survive the next-

-wait. No! You don't want him dead! Fall the other way!

>>5261374
Maybe he's just unconscious.

I don't think he's faking, it's undorf like to bluff.

>>5261374
CATCH HIM.

IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, PRAY TO DRIBLIS TO DO SO.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>5261374
Luckily, being the champion of Xom gives us the power to extend our limbs. Send out an arm and catch him!

>>5261371
>>5261374
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

>>5261394
THIS

TRY NOT TO COLLAPSE AND TRY NOT TO FALL ALONG WITH HIM

>>5261394
Use summoned axes to catch him, that way we wont get fucked up if he's faking

Also we're catching him with axes, that's badass and dorf-y

Summon a giant flying axe, surf down and catch him with it.

>>5261391
You forget that that is exactly how we ripped out his eye.

*sigh*

Save Moradin.

He may have been a jerk to us, but we're trying to prove a point here, not take his life.

Quick, rotate the moon so he lands on an ear. We can do it, were STRONG!

>>5261374
QUICK SAVE HIM!! HE CAN'T DIE IT'S TOO ANTICLIMACTIC!!
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY.

Be prepared for anything sneaky he may throw at you. Like a PRIDE attack that will gouge out our other eye.

>>5261411

Move Mountains -> Moonears.

Let him die.

>>5261405
Well, yeah, but Beardbeard is chaotic evil. It's very much like him to feint. I can't see Moradin doing that though.

Also, save Musclebeard/Moradin.

I remind you people, HE challenged US.

>>5261432

I'm beginning to wonder if Beardbeard is Evil or just plain fucking crazy Neutral at this point.

>>5261442
True chaotic.

>>5261440
Only technically. We told him we were going to beat his ass before he challenged us though, and he was going to let us go before then.

No.

>>5261417

PRIDE is Beardbeard's schtick. It'd be more like Moradin to STONE.

NO. EXTEND DAMMIT. NOOO.

WHEN I SAY NO I MEAN NO DAMMIT.

>>5261461

That works too, if we managed to catch him.

We have to take him to the neutral room somehow. All wounds heal there!

GET BACK HERE ASSHOLE.

I swear, passing out on the edge of that kind of drop... What kinda of God are you?

I think beardbeard is about to turn gravity upside down with his hands.

>>5261465
Suddenly our old elf friend comes out of nowhere and grabs him...

>>5261477
Well, haul him back up. Mutate if you have to. We healed our mutations up now that we're a god, right?

>>5261477

Nice.

>>5261477
Moradin. You son of a bitch. What kind...
What kind of Dorf are you?
We just wanted to beat the shit out of you. Is that so wrong? We wanted to prove something. And you...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

You give up so easily?
When we come for you, you try to just roll over? You tell us you don't want to fight? You try to just give up, after everything you said to us? Because we might hurt you?
WHAT KIND OF DORF ARE YOU, GODDAMNIT?!
You...

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME GODDAMN PRIDE?!

>>5261480
Actually the arm holding you up is pretty badly torn. You're pretty sure you don't actually have an elbow holding it together, just some sinew. Its a wonder you can hold on at all. Try as you might, you just can't haul yourself up there, or even get the leverage to toss Musclebeard up.

>>5261507

Create LADDER out of FLOATING AXES?

>>5261507
AXE CATCHING TIME

>>5261501

This.

Also, oh shit.

>>5261507
Well...can we mutate? Or grow wings or something? Or maybe call over Sunson to give us a lift.

Quick make the uh...Axe skybarge!

>>5261507
Wait, can;t you just portal before you hit the ground?

>>5261501
"What... What are you doing, lad?"
>Moradin. You son of a bitch. What kind...
>What kind of Dorf are you?
>O just wanted to beat the shit out of you. Is that so wrong? I wanted to prove something. And you...
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

>You give up so easily?
>When we come for you, you try to just roll over? You tell us you don't want to fight? You try to just give up, after everything you said to us? Because we might hurt you?
>WHAT KIND OF DORF ARE YOU, GODDAMNIT?!
>You...

>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME GODDAMN PRIDE?!

"...Yer right, boy. Its about time I had some Pride."

>>5261544
I think this is going to be pretty neat.

>>5261558
OH SHIT HE'S GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE

HE'S GONNA CUT THE LINE...OH FUCK THE LINE IS YOUR ARM!

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

He twists in position, and with a blade made of obsidian, Musclebeard cut through his own leg.

NOOOOOO!

>>5261589

Ohshi-

Jump after him. Fuck if he's getting away that easy.

ARGH YOU MOTHER FUCKER WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH FOR YOUR DIVINITY! WE'LL REVIVE YOU!

Xom finds this hilarious!

>>5261589

Manly tear time, yes?

Summon a lassoo.

>>5261589
NO XOM DAMN YOU
GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME

>>5261589
CATCH HIM WITH AXES FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

>>5261589
Solemnly accept his Pride.

>>5261589
JUMP AFTER HIM, DAMNIT. NO.
IT WILL NOT END LIKE THIS.

... "Aye."

Moradin's chosen his path.

Goddamn it /tg/ let the dorf have his fucking pride.
He chose this for himself. Respect that.

Don't ruin his moment. He's made his choice, accept it with your own pride.

>>5261626
>>5261635
>>5261641
>>5261644

...For Pride.

>>5261649
VICTORY AT SEA!

>>5261589
FUCK ARE WE COLLECTING DIVINE LIMBS OR SOMETHING

Well, we were told we would never be stronger than Musclebeard.

This seals it - we never defeated him.

>>5261649
What about OUR Pride?! He's stealing it!
Damnit, Moradin! You're supposed to...!
You're supposed to...
...
It wasn't supposed to be this way.

You are strongly tempted to dive after him... But you hesitated, and the moment is gone. It is a bitter pill, but you accept his pride.

Farewell, Musclebeard.

>>5261716

I have the sneaking feeling that Fate is going to pop up soon.

Might as well haul ourselves up with our other arm.

Keep Moradin's leg if we can. We can use our new Crafting divinity to fashion his leg bone into an axe handle, maybe.

well...god damn..throw the leg onto our pile then.

>>5261727
Eww, dude. Don't be gross.

>>5261716
Flip him off. Also Garelf on flying motorcycle to rescue him.

>>5261723
Well, he has popped up every other time we won a duel for divinity.

One day we'll wind up with a Frankenstein's Monster of fallen gods.

That will be a good day.

>>5261716 >>5261723
... Fate.
Goddamnit. Get Fate on the line. Now.
We're... we're telling him to put it down, in that faggy little book of his, that Musclebeard had Pride.
And he better not give us any lip.

Salute our fallen foe.

Let him know we would have liked to have had one more armwrestle with him. To see who truly was the strongest.

Wait... he challenged us. Does that still mean we get his godhood? I mean, as opposed to him just failing to get ours. He is a god after all, right? Can he still die if he has his divinity?

"So ah... Need a minute, BB? Or should we get this divinity thing out of the way?"

>...Fate. In your little book. Put down that he had Pride.

"...Really? That's what you want me-"

>Shut the fuck up and do it.

"...Okay then."

And the monster of revenge claims another victim.

>>5261792

Manly fucking tears. Fuck Yes.

>>5261798

Beardbeard claimed his life, but restored his pride.

>>5261792
Also, give us that godhood.

It's ours now, we may as well keep it. Throwing it away seems disrespectful to his legacy.

Alright. Bam, Presley is King.

Bam if they can follow the laws they're a citizen.

Bam, ring up Kav and ask if she'd like some divinity.

>>5261815
And wahay, this way we can keep an eye on Buzzardloved even better, since we have a divine prescence there.

So, guys, I know he had a glorius death and everything...

But what with the kobolds and the dwarves and all...

well, what I'm trying to say is that we're gonna need a new barkeep, right? And he was pretty much the best in the buisness. I say we give him the same offer we did herc. Plus it'll give us a chance to see our sweetheart again. And this time we'll bring lillies.

LET'S HAND OVER HIS DIVINITY TO DRIBLIS

>>5261815
We're pretty irresponsible. You think Presley would be interested in some of the more... honorable aspects of Musclebeard's divinity?
Maybe he could even share them with Krann...?

I think we might need to be a little conservative about just handing divinities out. Look what happened to Shiva.

>>5261831
Moradin was the god of rock... so we can make Presley the god of rock music!

So... if we're like, two gods now... can we have two champions? What happened to Mordin's old champion now that boss man is out of the way?

>>5261845

Oh wow, I second this

>>5261846
He probably moved in to be our responsibility from now on.

Our dorf is starting to grow up, I think.

"You know, Beardbeard... With this, you're the god of Strength, War, Ale, Crafting, and Stone. You know what that reminds me of?"

>...What?

>>5261792
Take the divinity. You gave Moradin his pride. He would want us to have his power.

>>5261870
He's gonna challenge us.

Shouldn't we get one champion for each of our domains?

"...It reminds me of Dorfs."

Fate snaps his book shut.

>>5261870

Thor?

>>5261881

...Oh shit!

...Wat.

>>5261881
I... I...

D:

>>5261880
Yeah, but I think all gods would just rather pile them all up on a single poor soul. Let us do the same.

Driblis is now DOUBLE-CHAMPION.

Inb4 shitstorm

>>5261881
What?

Honestly, Gnome, you're no good at ending things. They just come out of nowhere, like halfway through or something. First you build massive epic plots and then suddenly end them all in one go.

>>5261881
Dribbles quest activate!

wat?

What?

WHAT!?

It cant be the end... theres so much left to do...

we have to take over the rest of the gods and defeat fate in the ultimate showdown, and abandon our divinity where no one can ever get at it and live in a world where everyone makes there own fate and their own strength and their own place in life.

You cant end now!

>>5261881
999/1000 Points

AFTER-SESSION DRAWING TIME

DRAW THE >>5259973!
>Can you imagine, a lone kobold in a bar, some fifty empty beers in front of him, and all around, passed out drinkers who couldn't keep up?

ALSO DRAW DRIBLIS THE DOUBLE-CHAMPION

WE NEVER GOT XANATOS PREGNANT

>>5261892

Well, this is pretty much what we've pushed for.

I think Beardbeard's story is just about done.

Bearbeard has more than enough power to do the rest of the stuff on the list.

>>5261881
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER

But, now I'll never know how this relationship ends?!

Driblis quest activate!
Reclaim the former glory of the Kobold people! Build massive mines that honeycomb the planet!
Weild the master sword and wreck shit!

That was a rather disappointing final battle. I liked the other fights in Dorf Quest because they were detailed and strategic, but in this one, we pretty much skipped the actual battle.

>>5261904
>>5261906

Fuck that! Theres always more over the next horizon. The story lacks a satisfying denounment, it cant end now!

>>5261912
Find Garelfs girl mentally broken into loving you...heheh...

>>5261909
Take Chaos far enough and you get Order.
Weird, huh? Take, for instance, the wilderness. It's the most chaotic place around right? Until you realize that it's like a big clock, and if you take any gears out dollars to donuts it'll fall to bits...

Didn't Fate say we'd never beat Moradin in outright strength?

Gnome! Explain yourself!

>>5261916

I feel like the reshaping of the moon was like the part where the credits were rolling and then the short, bittersweet cutscene afterward.

And then the obligatory list of what everyone went to do and got accomplished.

>>5261925

We didn't, Moradin killed himself.

Well, we wanted to make BeardBeard the dorfiest dorf to ever crack stone. Can't get much more dorfy than this.

...and hopefully this means he finally is kinda okay at crafting.

>>5261927

Prologue?
Yes, it's kinda crappy, I was trying to remember how the original went from memory and blazed through it.

>>5261925
That was when we were a mortal.

Hmm...next Gnome should maybe try a quest where we aren't the main character.

Well, I'm not as disappointed in this one as the Aldwinside end, but I still think we could use a bit more closure. Oh well, it might not be something that requires more threads.

>That was a disappointing final battle
That's because it wasn't a final battle. It was tying up loose ends. The final battle was against Garrelf. That was the real final battle.

There is going to be an epilogue, and it is going to be right now. It'll be a "what are they doing now" sort of thing. Sorry for the abrupt ending... but Beardbeard is out of places to climb higher, and honestly he doesn't want to climb higher anymore. Getting stronger has killed everyone he's ever liked (except Presley and Driblis). He's fine with being a God. He has earned his legacy.

He is retiring from adventuring to lead his people to glory. His people being the kobolds, of course.

It's a good place to end, anyone complaining is being silly

We're a god, we have the power over everything that makes us, us and we have our kingdom back with our rightfull ruler and a rightfull champion

There's really not much we can't do that we wanted to

good end gnome, been great watching this all unfold

Fuck you guys. This was the perfect end.

All that other plot bullshittery? Garrelf's dead. Satan's jinnified. Buzzardloved is reclaimed. Presley is king and Driblis is double-everything.

Beardbeard smashes through your plot, becomes the god of dorfs, carves the moon in the likeness of his dead friend SIMPLY FROM THE DAMAGE CAUSED BY THE BATTLE AGAINST THE OTHER FUCKING GOD OF DORFS, MORADIN HIM FUCKING SELF.

Then a short, bittersweet ending with few regrets and everything to look forward to.

This is how Beardbeard rolls.

This is the ending.

This is the beginning.

Someone needs to make a tldr; pic of Dorf quest.

you know, i would have liked to know what was up with the djinn dealie. oh well.

What about Garelf's soul? Isn't that like property of "Satan" now? What do we do about that?

>>5261955

This is an Internet Quest. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Epic, studded with Win, and encircled with bands of Awesome.
On the item is an image of a Dwarf and a God in Tears of Manly.
The Dwarf is talking to the God.
The image relates the ascension of Beardbeard to God of the Dorfs in the year 2009.

Thank you Gnome. It has been an Honor staying up until 6am for you.

>>5261955
NOW DO SOME DRAWING! >>5261901

>>5261975
EPILOGUE OF GARRELF BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF GLITTERGOLD-DJINN-SATAN AND TAKING OVER HELL AND BECOMING THE GOD OF ELVES

I like how the archive of this thread is like "THIS THING IS FUCKING LONG AND NEVER GOING TO END". And then it ended.

>>5261968

>>5261976

Second.

Whats next for the king of quests?

Beardbeard waited. The torches above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were gods in the world. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the mountainhomes were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a dorf for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the craftsdorfs and he said to dad "I want to be in the shops daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY GODS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the mountainhomes of the world he knew there were gods.
"This is Garrelf," the radio crackered. "You must fight the gods!"
So Beardbeard gotted his axe and chopped up the tarp.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the gods
"I will laugh at him" said Xom and he fired his blessings. Beardbeared worshipped at him and tried to follow him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the gods" he shouted
The radio said "No, Beardbeard. You are the gods"
And then Beardbeard was a divinity.

Garrelf was initially bound to Djinn's soul, and suffered eternal torment until the geas he could not finish was completed. Eventually, Djinn's next Champion finished the quest for him, and Garrelf was sent to the Hells.

He is doing well there.

>>5261992

Are /tg/ quests only applicable? There's been a awesome one going on at /quest/.

I think we spent too long going around without any real direction or goal. Stuff like Aldwin going after Goldmoon for the first time was fun, but most of the time we were either cleaning up after our messes (see: getting components for resurrections and regenerations) or doing random things on a whim (see: Mado trying to become a follower of Ra, Beardbeard's quest for godhood).

There's an interesting world and cosmology built up here, but nothing much happened in it, so there wasn't really much to do. Dorf Quest is probably what happens in fantasy settings in the downtime between world-shaking events.

>>5261968

Here's my quick shot attempt at the TL;DR of this whole thing.

>>5262023
We're not asking him to not end it, we're asking him to start a new one.

>>5262034

I know, but he also had tried to end it several times earlier

>>5262023
>>5261992
After this I am making a quest called Amaranth on /quest/, instead of here. Flynx will probably kill me for this, but: http://64.86.28.46/kusaba/quest/

There it is. Try not to kill the server.

Amaranth will probably not start for a few weeks, but when it does it will be every Saturday like Dorf Quest was. In my downtime I also run Crossover Quest on the same board.

>>5262043
/tg/ Isn't worthy of quests anymore? D:

>>5262050
Summer.

Shit sucks.

>>5262043

How many Rounds do you plan to do for Crossover Quest?

>>5262050

I think it's easier to run a quest there, as threads do not autosage and they are never deleted.

I remember back when I first went to /quest/; there was five quest on the main page, with a new one every day or two.

>>5262022
>Dorf Quest is probably what happens in fantasy settings in the downtime between world-shaking events.
Beardbeard WAS the world shaking event.

>>5262050
...That's a very good question actually. /quest/ was made to help people get off the ground and start a troll-free questing community. I'm not entirely sure I need the shielding against trolls. I will have to think it over at not-6am.

Mado and Nevada, after their honeymoon, became a lethal assassin pair, and never leave each other's sides. Nevada has mellowed out considerably, and Mado has toughened up, as a result of each other's influence.

>>5262070
4 rounds. I will run out of characters otherwise.

Kav kept gathering more boys, and they kept dying stupid deaths. Kav reportedly ended up quitting the mafia business for a legitimate firearms sales industry, but no one believes her.

>>5262094
>...That's a very good question actually. /quest/ was made to help people get off the ground and start a troll-free questing community. I'm not entirely sure I need the shielding against trolls. I will have to think it over at not-6am.

It'd be awesome if you would stay here. Trolls will leave once the summer's over, anyway.

>>5262094
Well we hope you stay, would hate to lose another good one.

>>5262118

I'd imagine; but, by the time your new quest and break after the quest finishes, you'll probably have some new characters for the slaughter. I also hope to see fGhost.

Make sure to give the next quest more direction. Dorf Quest was a lot more fun when we were actually doing something.

It might be fun to have a spinoff starring the Goldmoon Slayers.

>>5262134
I am a big fan of fGhost...

In between adventuring in Beardbeard's name, Driblis settled down with a nice Fisherbold. He swears he did not cuddle her for her nose.

Cheska has long since forgotten about Arialla by the time he let her out, 300 years later. She had gone completely and entirely insane.

I don't think of the kobolds as being his chosen people exactly, Beardbeard just has a soft spot for the underdogs. And the Kobolds as a people are certainly that, Beardbeard just took them under his wing.

He is the god of Dorfs after all. Kobolds are to be like the beloved little brother to them now.

Least I asked Gnome to stay. If he doesn't, it will be a loss for all of /tg/, but at least I will know I have tried.

>>5262148
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DRAW A KOBOLD DRINKING DORFS UNDER THE TABLE?

>Can you imagine, a lone kobold in a bar, some fifty empty beers in front of him, and all around, passed out drinkers who couldn't keep up?

>>5262148

How could you not bee one?

Dohoho.

Bad puns and references aside, >>5262166

I'd imagine so; I don't really see why Arialla deserved that. She's no Katejina Loos, although they had a similar fate.

How'd beardbeard fare with getting in xanatos' pants?

What's Beardbeard do with the leg he got during the fight?

Presley went on to make Buzzardloved into a haven for freedom and music. It became a very successful town, populated by a wide variety of races, most notably kobolds.

He and Krann also had a child. NEVER AGAIN.

>>5262222

Garrelf pretty much used Krann as his personal consort, and both he and Presley were Shadar-kai, how do we know that Garrelf wasn't really the father all along?

>>5262222
>had a child
>NEVER AGAIN.
...We're never going to get this explained, are we?

>>5262229
> Naga + Shadar-kai.
Think about it.

>>5262191
Arialla did not deserve it, no. But it is her epilogue.

>>5262200
>Xanatos

Xanatos and Djinn hit it up really well shortly after Fate introduced the two of them. They sit and talk for hours about things that bore the hell out of Beardbeard, so he gave up on being anywhere near them.

>>5262261

Well at least she found somebody, this is acceptable to me.

Did Coco ever get hugged again?

>>5262261
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I really hate that damn djinn guy. I was hoping we could get the old Satan back. Oh well, probably nothing left of him after all those months we were recovering anyway.

>>5262261
Did Djinn ever get the rest of those leylines? What other changes did he make?

Goldmoon eventually left the guild in Aldwin's hands, convinced he would have the good judgment to keep the place true to her virtues. She was not disappointed.

She fills her free time with nightly gossip sessions with Mah-mee. Mado also joins them when Nevada is at the bar with the boys.

>>5262261

Indeed. Also, thank you both, /tg/ and Gnome. I'll be having a debate with myself for days which had it worse between the two.

>>5262301

>Goldmoon eventually left the guild in Aldwin's hands
>left the guild in Aldwin's hands
>leaving an assassination guild in Aldwin's hands

...

I'm not sure how to react to that.

>>5262301
Best idea anyone has had in the history of forever.

>>5262280
No.

Good show Gnome, I've enjoyed the DorfQuest from the start. If you're going over to tgchan, goodbye, I think their ID system is silly.

>>5262353

Oh man, that's depressing...

>>5262353

;_;

>>5262353
Poor Coco...

>>5262353
This is the saddest thing I have seen. Coco deserves a hug.

>>5262353
; ~;

>>5262353
You cruel son of a bitch.

>Kobold drinking people under the table
"CAN'T ANY O' Y'PANZIES KEEP UP WI' ME!?"

What ever happened with that guy we sold the dragon eye to for the resurrection or whatever at the beginning of the game?

>>5262418

When I first looked at the picture, I thought he had a mustache.

>>5262418

>>5262432
ffffffff who cares about him.

>>5262432
Man, those were simpler times. I sorta liked this thing slightly better back then.

>>5262465
Sorry, I meant to ask what happened with the eye we sold to that guy.

>>5262477
Probably made a nice soup.

>>5262432
The Priest of Xom? He's still resurrecting fools who dare to brave stupidly tough monsters and bring him their organs, never knowing just what he is making with them...

>>5262513
That... isn't soup, is it?

>>5262513

When did Beardbeard get usurped? Or is he going to stay in his position, like Fate and Xom?

>>5262530
You kidding?

He kicked the ass of a powerful god.. then got MORE POWERFUL THAN THAT. He has all the fighting potential of both godhoods.

I think his eventual curse is that, once he gets bored of being a God, no one is around to kill him and take the divinity.

>>5262547

While Beardbeard is awesome, he is just a dorf. There may be will be a person later with the ability to usurp him, even if it does take longer than a millennium.

>>5262547
I suppose then he'd follow the Xom way and do something like find some random kid on the street and give it to them.

Alright. That is it. The end of Dorf Quest. I'm sad to see it go, but glad it ended where it did.

I will be lurking, /tg/. Good night.

>>5262530
>>5262547
>>5262556
Come on guys, I like the setting right now. We don't need to look forward hundreds of years or whatever just to get depressed over beardbeards demise.

And besides if he gets bored he can just transfer or split his divinity off.

>>5262562
Good night, sweet prince.....waaaaaait I said that wrong.

>>5262574

I just wanted to know; of course, I just want to know a lot of things.

>>5262562

Good night, sweet prince.