>Magma
>Not under the ground

You're a pretty fucking pisspoor scientist, anyway. LAVA. L-A-V-A.

>>5272064
Irregardless of this, the robot seems to be staring at you through the monitors. If you want to inwardly argue semantics, then go right ahead though.

JUMP ONTO THE ROBOT AND POUND ITS HEAD IN

where are the last threads? I missed the number 2 due to the ddos attack.

Spam it with the robot equivalent of /d/, wait for its head to implode.

>>5272099

I cast flare!

>>5272198

>>5272198
Search for traps pooky!

>>5272146
This, bring unto it robotic brain-hell. We're trollan trollan trollan.

>>5272198
ugh I liked the old series better

ALSO

Use the loli bots to kill the robot

>>5272137
Feeling more enraged than usual at the gal of any robot who would dare defy you, you leap from you pyramid and deliver a rather mighty blow to it's head.

Sentient plasma leaking out from the gaping hole you left creates a pretty darn spiffy light show..

>>5272207
>image title

Crush it with our super loli-powered battle armor.

>>5272252
Fire the science beam into its head and try to turn it off.

>>5272143
They surprisingly are archived at Sup /tg/.

I'm being pretty sincere when I say wow. I feel like a big deal.

>>5272252

Now, with direct access to its memory banks acquired, commence OPERATION MINDRAPE. Insert a receiver into its head and start dumping horrifying robot porn straight into its mainframe, it has no way of coping with that attack.

>>5272252
Celibrate our victory by building an even larger robot

>>5272268
Science beam, science laser. Same difference. Improbability escalates, the living plasma shrieks out as it fails it's directive spectacularly of trying to stop your choke hold on the world's dwindling oil supply.

Now all that is left is to find out who would dare send such a pathetic excuse of a robot after you.

Then again, the decision to do something else is entirely yours.

>>5272376
Trace its origin then reprogram it to attack the people who sent it.

>>5272397
This

>>5272335
Then this

>>5272376
We need space launch capacity now. If we can get up there and control the satellites, we have humanity by the testicles. Once we start moving in asteroids for use in orbital construction and planetary bombardment, we can start squeezing.

Also, start secretly manufacturing a wider variety of fembots to meet the needs of all of the extra men in Asian countries. And to control them, of course.

>>5272397
You quickly find it's creator's symbol. You know this emblem. You hate this emblem. You hate the woman who owns this corporation with every breath within your evil body. Every mitochondria that produces energy for every cell in your body creates it so that you may strike her down some day.

Elizabeth Lione of the feeble Lione computer and robotics company, benefactor of the Lione institute for "higher learning". She has been a thorn in your side since your very first invention ever. If it were not for the presence of your faithful Androids, you would unleash a black-tongued curse so foul it causes puppies to cry.

>>5272512

We must get revenge! Begin construction of the Lione killer virus.

>>5272512
We should totally mail a dead dog or something to her.

is the lione institute a university, or one of those schools for gifted children?

cause if its the latter...

>>5272524
You already have a vial of the virus for that sole purpose. it had always been on your list of things to accomplish. If only you had some of that damnable woman's DNA to finish it! It seems she'll live another day, but the virus you hold before you brings grim comfort.

>>5272608

Lets dispatch loli-assassin to get in her good books and then snag a bit of hair or somethign.

Alternativly, ask loli-bond if MI6 has any of her DNA on file

>>5272564

Make a robotic duplicate of her, do unspeakable things to and with it. Send a tape of the events encased in a robotic duplicate of ourselves, with the word "Enjoy" written in our most excessively ornamental penmanship upon a high-quality card attached to the package.

Either it enrages her beyond her capacity for rational thought, or we discover her poorly hidden lust for our scientifically manly physique with the hidden transmitter we attached to the robot's sensory array (eyes, ears, skin, etc.). Either way, we win.

>>5272614
Sending a request for Loli-Bond to find some form of DNA sample of Lione's you quickly learn how little they are letting her do spy-wise. Somehow slipping past being found out, MI6 pretty much has her going through all the spy training again. It appears as though the higher guarded secrets MI6 has may be out of reach for now.

After a quick conversation with "The Nameless, your frustration grows. It appears that Elizabeth wasn't afraid to get her hands dirty. She had hired him quite extensively for the past few years and not once had he ever seen her person to person.

Oh, by the way we might want to watch how many encrypted transmissions we send the British people's way. Their satellites may be cripple or destroyed, but you're pretty darn certain they'll eventually catch on to your clever ruse.

Frustrating. Rebuild the robot, send it rampaging through tokyo. Let the japanese government keep our friend busy while we deal with a way of tracking her down in person.

We should build something like ironman armor.

>>5272745

We need to get around this communication problem. Lets begin work on a system of satalites to replace the worlds communication network and control the majority of the world's non-face-to-face communication.

>>5272852

We have some. Our lolis transform into super robot power armor.

>>5272782
That has to be one of your more conniving ideas! Rebuilding it with gratuitous attention to detail, you emblazon it with a massive "L", making sure that quite a few fingers are pointed towards Liones and even more squinty and scowling eyes are directed at her.

>>5272890

Now. Laugh diabolically.

>>5272890

Dispatch our own robot to save the day!
That'll really grind her gears.

I think this was the plot to a megaman game, wasnt it?

>>5272918

Yes. Megaman 8. Dispatch Bass to help megaman save the city, get on dr.lights good books and then destroy his lab.

But I'm sure we would rather loot the city in the wake of this destruction.

>>5272890

Tokyo is in shambles. Now would be the perfect time to steal some high-tech technology.

For um. Spare parts of course. Cause our technology is far superior.

>>5272897
>>5272900
Double serving. Having your Loli-bots attack the mechanical menace was a stroke of pure genius! It only helped you more that the Japanese saviors looked like adorable and very marketable girls!

Collectors items are quickly created over night and you net a tidy profit from the odd sense of fulfillment people get for buying small toy versions of them. Your organizations money practically increases at a geometric rate.

And to think there were those amungst you who thought having our minions be little robot girls was a bad idea.

>>5273044
give each of the loli bots the action figures of themselves to play with.

Let us arrange for some sort of tap into Tokyo's investigation regarding tracking down Lione. If it looks like she's going to redirect attention at us, we'll be able to curtail it then and there, and if they end up finding her, we'll be there first.

Also, lets see what we can do about getting an animated childrens show based on the lolis. I mean, they're super-powered little girls who fight crime and play in a band. Thats just good material right there. We can spread the vineer of goodness over our evil actions and make our inevitable takeover all the sweeter.

>>5272854

This.

But add powerful weapons (such as lasers) w/ high accuracy.

You never know when some air-support could come in handy; and hell, convince the UN to fund the project (over charge them).

Just make sure you tell them that the weaponry is for defensive purposes if they find out.

Create an army of loli-bots to act as "protectors." Use them to conquer the world, search for that woman, and gain the trust of the people.

Second making an anime based off the adventures of the lolis

>>5273081
Damn first suggestions.

You go about purchasing the higher quality toys of each Loli bot and make sure they realize that you didn't have to do this for them. You also make sure they know if they break it you most likely won't buy them a second.

You're not too sure how well "The Nameless" is accepting hers considering the... circumstances surrounding her creation.

>>5273115

This.

>>5273184

Set the value of The Nameless' "Inner 'little girl'" to high.

>>5273184

That is too cute for its own good by half. We should talk to our assassin loli about her adaptation though. She is not being sufficiently loli and we should let her know that the sooner she acts the part, the happier she'll be. After all, we are not cruel masters. We are evil, but we are not cruel. Have we not treated our children well? Perhaps she wants some kind of pony... we can arrange for that. Make sure we emphasise that her accepting her new place in life would be for the btter, but we're not going to force her to do anything she doesnt want to.

Except of course, when we force her to do things she doesnt want to, but other than that we wont.

>>5273184
Back to business...what where we doing?

>>5273187
>>5273115

With the right manipulation anything is possible. The almost instant success of your Loli-bots defense of the city gains a begrudging if not respectable "Hai" from Takamatsu Omedazan, the Chief Lieutenant of Tokyo Police.

>>5273152

Your conversations with the head of the UN, some Swiss dude name "Yurgin Von Swissawitz" go exceedingly well. You doubt that Elizabeth will be able to trouble you immediately as investigator after investigator comes knocking on her door.

Just to make sure things "run smoothly" though, you offer to send one of your Loli-bots to help with the investigations, claiming her superiority in detecting W.M.D.s, be they radioactive, explosive, or biotic.

You "Mary-Sue", your Loli-bot sporting the Pony tail off immediately to "help with the investigations" for obvious reasons.

Oustanding. We have minions, we have henchmen, we have a base, we have infiltrated the worlds governments, we have severly inconvenienced our arch-enemy, and we have taken down bond.

What is next for the mad-scientist on the go? We will need to upgrade of course.

Let the construction of our moon-base... COMMENCE!

>>5273254

Thats... a very good question. What were we doing, Scientist? Give us a list of our current resources and objectives.

>>5273295

Our Loli-bot should have a portion of the virus on hand in order to make sure we get our just revenge. Hopefully she can snatch some DNA while she helps with the investigation and can covertly get it into Elizabeth's system through a covert injection.

>>5273295
>for obvious reasons.
Wait, I dont get it, why did we send mary sue?

That whole post is kinda confusing actually. Could you rephrase?

>>5273329
You're not quite there in resources or even support from the other nations for such an endeavor... Not quite yet.
>>5273342
I'll try and be brief if I can.

The Scientist
-You Obviously

The Nanny
-The Baroness
-An android based of of the Baroness, need I say more?

Frankensassin
-The Nameless
-The undead corpse of the assassin, you based on of your lolibots off of.

Pig Tail Loli #1
-Moon Beam?
-Bella?
-Shy
Pig Tail Loli #2
-Star Shine?
-Jasmine?
-She's the more bold of the two.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
These two Loli names were kinda uncertain

Pony Tail Loli
-Mary Sue
-She a nerd

Buns Loli
-Lolita
-She's obnoxious

Emo Loli
-Raven
-She's dark and edgy

Assassin Loli
-The Nameless
-She's a Loli based off of a renown assassin who in turn, assassinated the assassin
-Shit is awkward

Bonds Loli
-Janet Bond
-You trapped James Bond in a fucking Loli's body you sick bastards

Resources
-(5-10) Billion Dollar(s)

-(1) Goddamn Lava shooting Pyramid that can fly.

-(1) Oil Refinery that you "borrowed from some Arabians

-A Bad Ass Mask

Your goals might be:
-Revenge
-Elizabeth Lione, the fucking bitch.
-There are still many, many others in your scientific community you despise.

-Domination
-You are evil obviously.

>>5273418
Let's have the nameless-loli and bond-loli fight to the death for your amusement.

>>5273418
We should attempt to make contact with Elizabeth Lione so we may mock her with our success.

>>5273426

Yes. This will be a perfect way of getting bond-loli promoted in MI6. And we can just bring the loser back from life afterwards. We can tell everyone that the loser was just a robotic duplicate.

>>5273369
For obvious reasons- being everyone believes whatever comes out of a Mary Sue's mouth as long as she's the center of attention.

Everyone knows the basic rule; anyone's reaction to the "Mary-Sue" is either extremely positive or negative.

As for my confusing post. Abridged version:

Japan respects you and agrees to defensive measures.
UN agrees because it makes them look good to support a hero.
You send Mary Sue because she'll lie. She'll lie very, very good.

>>5273448

Perfect. And what is the nature of the scientific community we are trying to get revenge on?

I say we disprove/alter one of the fundamental studies the entire field is built on. That'll show them what fools they are.

Lets take over a candy factory and issue a recall to a very popular brand of sweet.

We'll take 'taking candy from a baby' to a whole new level.

Loli world tour "The A-cup diaries"! Japan loves us plenty, but the rest of the world not enough!

PS Ensure random GIANT LIONE MONSTER ATTACKS, enough to get MOAR LOVE but not too much as to arise suspicion

>>5273431
do this
we have yet to mock her this is a foudamental part of being evil.

>>5273551

We need to ensure that all of these robots point towards Lione as well. That could be kinda tricky. Perhaps we should consider biological threats as well?

or, masterstroke! we create our very own robot rival (who is also still against Lione) and have him build the machines/evade the authorities so that we dont get suspected at all.

>>5273426
There's the whole "distance" problem there. It was a rather entertaining idea though.
>>5273431
Oh god yes! If only...
>>5273436
Read my response two spaces up.
>>5273464
The Ring Of Ten: A mysterious and rather shady scientific administration brought about during the wars of the 1990's.

Their goals were separate but they were to keep in check with one another in order to regulate the science of all the world.

You betrayed them when you decided to delve into the devil's science of atomic theory instead of something more safe like intrinsic fields or string theory.

You were but one of the ten. Nine betrayer. Nine lives that must be destroyed or avoided for your plans to come into fruition.

>>5273597
Let's give Raven a real body with combination nanotechnology and synthetic human fiber. Laugh if she doesn't like it.

Sweet. Plot.
Ask the nameless what she knows about the other 9.

>>5273610
Don't be silly. Where is she going to keep that body? Her closet is allready full of gothy clothes. She'd best not be expecting us to put her brain in that body. We built robo-lolis for a reason. Maybe later when we need to be doing some super-infiltrating, but until then that body is just going to take up space.

>>5273610
This. But without laughing.

>>5273610
...Really?

For some reason this feels rather counter productive. Could you explain this better?

I was under the impression our lolibots allready had synthetic skin and nanotechnology.

Pending further explenation, lets ask nameless if she was ever employed by the other 9, and if she knows anything about them.

>>5273657
Make raven into a real girl. FOR SCIENCE.

>>5273657
Provide Raven lolibot with a synthetic human body, rather than a metallic one. Observe changes in behavior and possible improvement upon combat efficiency. Also, give her some nano-edge katanas with handles shaped like unicorns.
Laugh if she doesn't like it.

>>5273696

I dunno. Has she earned it? We're not a blue fairy here, gentlemen, we're a mad scientist. We deal with robots, not with miracles.

Though perhaps if we could do so without reducing her combat effectivness, make her into a sort of biological robot undetectable by typical means, pending she maintains combat abilities, of course.

>>5273696
Although that is acceptable too. What other way to prove SCIENCE than to play God?

Dont forget, Raven has a career as a crime-fighting, bass-playing loli super-hero to consider. We may not wish to risk our plans quite yet.

>>5273671
Well until I know what the whole real girl thing is about.

Deciding to squeeze the more sentient of the two "The Nameless" for information on the nine, you are bombarded by mixed information.

Considering your brain scans are infallible you can only guess as to why she's giving you the information in an odd order.

Elizabeth, you already know of. She's the one more inclined towards robotics and was the more official head of the Ten.

The rest though...

One was proficient in biomechanic design.

One was more inclined towards advanced psychotherapies still in testing.

One was into gene splicing.

One was studying reptiles and ways in which we could apply their adaptations to modern uses.

One was on the verge of new surgical techniques not even dreamed of.

One was into applied Laser technologies that make even you advanced systems seem embarrassingly lacking.

One was researching ground breaking human to computer A.I. Interface technology.

And the last was studying poisons almost avidly, his latest study involving spiders and other such insects.

>>5273810
We wish for raven to be a real girl, in order that she can be cuddl-FOR SCIENCE. SCIENCE!

>>5273820
I think we may need to eliminate and replicate the studies of the guy who's into biomechanics before we can try that. Anyway, I'm off to sleep.

Hmm... right now Elizabeth is going to be too busy to be a problem for us. But the rest of these worry us. Let us begin an investigation into the probable location of each of these scientists by monitoring the technological progress of these fields over the past ten years by area in which the technology was discovered. If there was a lot of recent surgical advances in india, for example, we could start looking for the surgeon there. Also scan for all rumors that could relate to these scientists (people with odd genetic anomolies, mental patients disapearing, freaky lizard-men, death-rays and unusual power usages, strange computer viruses, unusual instances of poisoning, etc)

We'll have our revenge yet. Oh yes, we shall.

I suggest we either finish our current vendetta with Elizabeth, or go after the AI interface. Elizabeth sounds like a good plan, let's destroy one person before moving on to the next, and she has already enraged us.

>>5273810
Okay, ask which was the one with the bug face.

>>5273696
I sort of want to use this argument >>5273734 but, there does happen to be a valid point coming from this >>5273740.

>>5273671
She pretty much can't get much realer than this without involving a tub worth of stem cells and spitting in the face of maybe every church official in the world.
>>5273774
Should we dare risk such a sterling career/source of income? We do have to worry about our Loli-bot/daughter's future don't we?

Guys, I'm just going to put this out there...

Shit just got real.

I say leave her a robot. But prepare a body, for science purpose. We'll transfer her conciusness over later.

>>5273894
>involving a tub worth of stem cells and spitting in the face of maybe every church official in the world.
So you aren't doing this why?
You're rich as all hell.
Do eet.

>>5273894
She will be real. Yes. It has been prophesied by the Sybil. Yes, yes.

Come on, I wanna know more about Bug Face.

Augment self in order to increase str, dex, and con. Dex is given very, very high priority. Our intellect cannot be further augmented.

>>5273879
Huh? What are you going on about? He clearly has a mustache.

>>5273957
Augment dexterity to levels that would seem superhuman compared to some of the fastest currently existing superhumans.

Let's get our resources together and track Elizabeth down. If she deals with robotics, we can eat her brains and gain her knowledge, further powering out own lolibots.

>>5273957
My mistake then.

>>5273957
I'd still like to know more about him.

>>5273980

See, i think the real question here is wether or not we're going to make her (and the rest of the 9) into loli-bots as well. That way we could keep their knowledge and have them thouroughly in our revenge.

>>5274015
That's not a question. Lolibots are a certainty.

>>5274015
You're right, and I completely forgot about our diabolical plans to loli our enemies. My mistake.

Fine then, we shall find Elizabeth, loli her, and then use her knowledge to better our lolibots. However, if and when we do this, we should double check all the shit she does, just to make sure she doesn't program our own lolibots to kill us right at the climax, when we stop the hero and dominate the world.

If the procedure with Raven is successful, prepare mindless clones of important world leaders and figures of power (economic, social, religious, etc). Then begin capturing them one by one and transfering their minds into the new bodies (which have been engineered through an unholy fusion of nanotech and biology to be under your control and obey you).

>>5274034
THIS IS NOT HOW THINGS ARE DONE. They will all become lolis. All of them.

>>5273977
You Jimmy-rig some of the attachments normally used for the Loli mech to make a Reflexive Exo-suit. You can now leap taller, run faster, and punch harder, but only for a short time. Obviously this is just a quick patch up until you can get something more sleek and energy efficient.

Also, it might be preferable to find some form of reliable knowledge on a few of the more important areas of your own dexterous development.

>>5274044
If they are lolis, they can't very well resume their previous position without notice. Subverting and controlling key positions of power will be extermely usefull in delaying and bungling our enemies, until we are ready to annihilate them. Let's do it.

What leads do we have regarding Elizibeth?

Also, lets see if we can come up with a blank clone body we could program as we want. So we can try to infiltrate the government more.

>>5274066
It's a clever idea. Now all we need to figure out how to get past the security force guarding each individual world leader and in a timely fashion.

Ever since 1998, U.S. presidents have been reduced to one-year terms just so the American public doesn't have enough time to bitch at them.

Other countries also happen to have multiple people in power. This could be a bit complicated.

Also for now, you decide against wearing the Exo Suit until shit hits the fan.

I want more info on Moustache Face. Just tell us what our villain knows at least.

>>5274112

Lets get the nameless plotting on ways to bipass these security concerns. She is a former assassin after all, right?

>>5273866

Lets get started on this. We'll have to do it sooner or later.

>>5274167

Agreed. We should also start preparing general anti-poisons and giving ourself poison resistance too in preperation for fighting the poison guy.

>>5274117
He's mother fucking number 6! God damn it. They're fucking Mysterious. Mysterious!

For all you know he could be a 30 year old Mexican named Jose'. he could be mowing lawns to afford his ridiculous experiments!

See how our LoliBond is doing back at M16.

>>5274228
Mowing lawn... Jose.... 30 years old... six....

Okay, I have all the information needed to discern who he is.

>>5274240

We just checked on her. We should be looking to the future! We should be looking for signs of the other scientists.

Also, what ever happened to that "stealing candy from babies" thing. lets do that. >>5273503

>>5274228

You seem mad, scientist. Perhaps we shold consider abandoning the "first post always" policy now that we're starting to see the development of a bit more plot? Or would that be giving up too much of a gimick? What say you, corrup/t g/eniuses?

>>5274240
The encryption maintains it's security for now but you feel like you might be pushing it. You also think it may have been a call at a more awkward moment.

All things considered, she appears to be doing well...

>>5274305
Actually, I was grinning the entire time I was drawing this. It just felt appropriate. I was close to pulling a "Double Nigger" comic out of my ass for it actually.

>>5273503

This. Lets get the evil going again.

>>5274322

Lets do some research on our own, find a major villain, then tip Bond offf on him. That should accelerate Brittain trusting her a bit.

>>5274341

Good to know you're enjoying this as much as we are, dude.

>>5274357
Ignoring your Loli-Bond's confusion for a moment, you call up a few people within the Japanese candy market.

Everyone has to start somewhere. Taking on M&M's or Skittles would be too lengthy an undertaking. After a few deals are made, you now own enough shares in different pocky making companies to keep them under your control.

With your financial wizardry, you cause company profits to rocket. This is mostly due to a few of your revolutionary inventions involving certain cooking processes you are too lazy to do yourself. Who would after a hard day full of SCIENCE?

You control a rather large amount of the Japanese snacks and candy market but you know there won't be quite enough tears as you'd enjoy if you perform a recall now.

Bond finds herself rather appalled by your devious plot but listens on regardless.

We should add an addictive quality to pocky now. Like, nicotine or some shit. But make it subtle, with science.

That way, it'll be harsher when we finally recall it, and then we can re-release it with jacked up prices so that our fortunes grow even more.

>>5274366

Lets do this.

We'll explain the plan to bond (thus justifying the phone call), then get to work on creating an evil robot spy (traceable to Lione) shota which we will program to go creating crime and terrorism in britain.

Once lolibond captures the nefarius mastermind, and tells MI6 that its Lione responsible, they'll trust bond a lot more and we'll have another government after our enemy.

Replace sugar with nasty sugar replacement or stuff that is more inductive to plague and cavities. And diabeties.

So we don't piss people off for harvesting all the worlds oil we should corner the market on alternative energy sources (and at the same time promote them so we still look like good guys) and copy right several uncreated forms of energy including one fusion generators and one the is harness's the power of human souls.

>>5274482
Shota eh? Doesn't sound too good there. Why not a hulking mountain of a man. That is more intimidating and will win more respect when defeated.

>>5274477

Genius!

>>5274492
The logical extension of your last suggestion is anger powered robots which PIERCE THE HEAVENS. I approve.

>>5274477
The formula is changed subtly. The addictions will be setting in withing next week, but moving on to more pressing matters might need to happen soon.

Loli-Bond waits.

>>5274492
How about one that eats souls and shits electricity. So people will buy it, it will use the souls of people from an alternate universe.

>>5274482

This.

We shouldnt keep lolibond on the line much longer, raises the risk of capture.

When we find these fuckwits, they shouldn't just die. They should be forced to watch their experiments and studies warped; changed. The destructive power inherent to each of them.

>>5274587

Of course. Thats why we're going to turn them into lolis under our control.

>>5274610
They have to retain some shred of themselves. I wouldn't recommend Loli's, just stealing their research and applying it in dastardly ways.

I think >>5274510 has a point. Perhaps a hulking brute or bespecled science-type would be better. someone might make the link between a shota and our lolis.