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    76 KB Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:21 No.5293446  
    Shoot me one line ideas for a campaign that can go the entire 20 levels of DnD (or at least 15 or so, then i can just stretch it out).
    >> 100 plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:25 No.5293469
    1. Thieves break into houses, steal nothing, refuse to leave.
    2. Thieves break into houses, redecorate poorly
    3. Threat of orcs.
    4. Threat of shooty, choppy orks from the distant future.
    5. Threat of distinguished and articulate orks from Victorian era.
    6. Virgin succubus cursed to never get laid desperately seeks assistance, slowly goes apeshit crazy.
    7. Map discovered on back of portrait of hideous man. Turns out portrait is map of Hideousmanface Mountain; map is portrait of guardian Map Golem.
    8. Rain of frogs plagues town. Man discovers frogs to be competent dance troupe. Man conquers national performance circuit.
    9. Local baker seeks perfect ingredients for ultimate cake, secretly constructs powerful Cake Golem.
    10. Philosophical zombies ponder meaning of love, pester passers-by.
    11. Noble wedding interrupted by aggressive eel salesmen.
    12. Attacked by snakes in wilderness environment
    13. Attacked by snakes in urban environment.
    14. Attacked by urban environment; allies found in form of friendly snakes.
    15. Sorcerer, for shits and giggles, trains ethereal filchers to interrupt people during sex.
    16. Party helps marauding demon warrior realize childhood dream of becoming stageshow dancer.
    17. During daily tour, prestigious magic academy looted by goblins disguised as ugly children.
    18. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by competing in mixed martial arts tournament.
    19. Advancements in magically powered musical instruments climaxes with crew of grunge rock pirate bards clashing with clan of heavy metal viking bards; town threatened by collateral damage from killer solos. Crafty punk rock gypsies armed with enchanted accordions seek to capitalize on ensuing mayhem; all are united in effort to stick it to uptight paladins trying to bring them down. Powerful vibes attract glam rock demons and dirty hippies.
    >> 100 plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:25 No.5293474
    20. Dungeons give chase.
    21. Bees get organized.
    22. Party endlessly pursued by screaming fans, accompanied by catchy 60s rock.
    23. Inaccurate historical re-enactment attracts ire of necromancer history buff.
    24. Passive aggressive druids extol virtues of peace, love, substance abuse.
    25. Captain Hampton attempts to use violence to stop the Halfling Pirates of Willygoat, who, although they are wee men, have big swords.
    26. Dwarves threatened by serial barber.
    27. Half-ogre lint merchant and half-drow nobleman's hot jailbait daughter harbor forbidden love.
    28. Effeminate prince mistaken for princess and dragon who has captured him harbor forbidden love.
    29. Earth elemental and gelatinous cube harbor forbidden love.
    30. Society plagued by freakish crossbreeds.
    31. Awakened animated door develops delusion of being world-class gourmet and tirelessly hunts for keys to sample and critique.
    32. Trio of skeletons discover their bones are pitch-perfect xylophones, start travelling percussion band, overcome prejudice, learn valuable life lessons, get laid.
    33. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by competing in biathlon; disqualified for using machine gun.
    34. Clinically insane duke hires party to kill invisible bugbears that turn out to be invisible hobgoblins with bad haircuts.
    35. Desert-dwelling cactus dryads pine for romance with travellers, endlessly complain about how their spiny bodies prevent intimacy, get kidnapped by group of masochistic yuan-ti in ironic twist.
    36. Tornadoes plan uprising.
    37. Volcanoes plot revenge.
    38. Meteors get their shit together.
    39. Fire, Water, Wind and Earth Elementals use life-draining magic ring in attempt to create Heart Elemental and complete ancient summoning ritual.
    >> 100 plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:26 No.5293480
    40. Kobolds blow it all up.
    41. Obnoxious scouts run around hitting people with bats.
    42. Elderly grave digger has chance meeting with Grim Reaper; heated weapon debate escalates into destructive duel.
    43. Gentlemanly British marksman hunts party for sport using only sheer grit, determination and steam-powered railgun.
    44. Sinister duststorms herald hobo revolution.
    45. Party stalked by assassin rumored to dual-wield katars, in actuality dual-wields keytars.
    46. High priest is secretly complex musical animatronic.
    47. Desert warlord sends party to blue dragon's lair to retrieve the keys to his camel.
    48. Mass pandemonium ensues when travelling troll barbarians pitch their tents in slightly inconvenient spot.
    49. Reformed Illithid working as hair stylist falls under suspicion.
    50. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by steam.
    51. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by clockworks.
    52. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by love.
    53. Miraculous self-replenishing canned food ration 'Salient Blue' challenges ethics when discovered to be made of trolls.
    54. Twin Beholders come to town and make everyone feel self-conscious.
    55. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by recruiting rock band, records hit single 'Hopeless (nec)Romantic.'
    56. Sinister cult believes key to peace and happiness is painting everything blue.
    57. Bored Thor throws killer pool party in Valhalla.
    58. Bored Eris throws killer rave on Mount Olympus.
    59. Bored Buddha launches aerial raids.
    >> 100 plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:27 No.5293485
    60. Threat of Communists.
    61. Disgruntled rebel fighters attempt to crash airship into king.
    62. Ambitious rebel fighters attempt to crash moon into king.
    63. Philosophical rebel fighters attempt to crash king into himself.
    64. Undead army ravages countryside with well-choreographed dance numbers.
    65. Evil tyrant outlaws eyebrows.
    66. Large, upscale inn terrorized by wildly dancing yet stoic man.
    67. Gnome enforces guarantee.
    68. Fiend hunter paladin declares he must kill all the tieflings; later discovers, no, he is the tieflings.
    69. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by becoming ramp-jumping daredevil, succeeds in jumping bulette over 27 ill-tempered kythons.
    70. Threat of goblins with guns.
    71. Threat of goblins with artillery.
    72. Threat of hobgoblins with artillery that launches goblins - who have guns.
    73. Eccentric dictator outlaws all weaponry; decrees international issues will be resolved by giving each other high-fives. All world problems are solved.
    74. Impregnable floating fortress besieged by orcs with hang gliders.
    75. Rogue ties bundles of Rods of Wonder together to create Wonder Shotguns.
    76. Powerful sorcerer born with single large fang believes himself to be reincarnation of legendary demon king, begins war to end the earth; turns out the rest of his teeth are just kind of small.
    77. Powerful barbarian whose moustache grows to look like clock hands believes himself to be the one true clock, endeavors to smash every other timepiece in the world in order to become the Highlander.
    78. Powerful cleric who continuously manifests stigmata-like supernatural wounds believes himself to be second coming of a god, incites holy crusade; turns out he's just a clumsy fucker.
    79. Empire sieged by macho, sideburned elves; kingdoms fall one after another, as no one believes they exist.
    >> 100 plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:28 No.5293490
    80. Gibbering mouther aspires to become famous scat singer.
    81. Master thieves break into museum and steal priceless portrait.
    82. Master thieves break into castle and steal crown jewels.
    83. Master thieves break into showbusiness and steal our hearts.
    84. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by challenging party to race around the world.
    85. Face-scalded mad man goes on serial axe-gnawing spree.
    86. Barbarian hordes burn down capital city.
    87. Barbarian hordes burn down the ocean.
    88. Barbarian hordes burn down the sun.
    89. Spunky teenagers travel through time to stop cosmic porcupine-looking thing from annihilating planet; become their own grandparents.
    90. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's strongest medicine.
    91. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's gnarliest blunt.
    92. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's tastiest tea; enters a berserker rage when one party member adds milk.
    93. Nation becomes infested by sandworm who are attracted to things with no rhythm; entire continent becomes perpetual dance number.
    94. Fledgling lich captures our hearts with story of ambition, hot blackguards and flying zombie sharks.
    95. Fire-breathing, hammer-throwing tarrasque kidnaps princess; local sewer worker heroically pursues.
    96. Party endlessly pursues dastardly villain who wields a bronzed hammerhead shark and bleeds shotgun shells.
    97. Halfling monk just starts punching people in the crotch, all the fucking time.
    98. Notorious mummy sorcerer defeats paladin nemesis by dousing self in lamp oil, igniting and tackling him into a black hole. Everyone else in universe realizes that this is the most awesome thing that will ever happen, falls into deep depression.
    99. Paladin achieves ultimate power by replacing stick up his ass with immovable rod.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:29 No.5293496
    I worshipped my god, and tilled my land, until my god took them all from me.

    When I found her would she still love me.

    The war would have killed us all, we pray this new land spares our lives.

    Wherever I go it is there, and one day I will be strong enough to destroy it.

    We have spilled enough blood for them to grant us our freedom, how much more for the rest of our kingdom?

    Okay kinda shit but it is late and I am trying. Get off my back!
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:29 No.5293497
    100. All of the above.

    (oops i found 100 moar! dump continues)
    101. Celestial stadium crashes down, holds a "Mr. Multiverse" pageant.
    102. King is kidnapped by ninjas. Players take a temporary level in "Bad Dude" during the rescue.
    103. Giant shapeshifting constructs wage war within civilization, disguising themselves as wagons, barrels, cottages and ballistas.
    104. Warforged devises complex mathematic equation to reproduce biorhythm and becomes a seeker of the song
    105. Taverns are swept up in competitive craze that uses a team of bards to produce an illusionary rhythm/dance game. Orcs begin to form teams and dominate.
    106. Gnome bards and illusionists collaborate to invent the first raves. Morning commerce is brought to a screeching halt.
    107. Bardic college sells out to rich, tasteless orcs seeking degrees. Causes media notoriety as their works revolve entirely around how big their hoards are.
    108. Princess kidnaps a dragon.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:29 No.5293498
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    >21. Bees get organized.
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:30 No.5293503
    109. Frost-themed lich freezes town, protection of his phylactery in the streets turns into a hockey match.
    110. Drow men beg for help building self-confidence, attempt to form a masculinist movement.
    111. Horselord attempts to cease equine oppresion in city.
    112. King rules that all citizens wear masks in his likeness. King is actually a mask for his advisor, a master of masks, trying to mask the nation with his maskulinity.
    113. Illusionist painter turns caricatures of the adventurers into ugly lopsided competitors.
    114. Kobold New Year causes fireworks riot and brings chromatic dragons into the nearby city for distant family reunions.
    115. Up and coming Treant band "Meaty Greens" causes plant uprising.
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:30 No.5293507
    116. Earth elemental steps and sits on people to avenge his kin.
    117. Giant's cloud castle blocks the sun, jeopardizing an entire region's crops. An arcane academy trains heroes as primitive astronauts to combat the giant in a magic ray firing ship.
    118. Necropolitan street race circuit raises hell and illegal bets.
    119. Heroes spy on hobgoblin battalion to track them to their hidden base. The battalion gets themselves and the adventurers lost in a desert.
    120. Two rat familiars of an wizard's academy secretly plot world conquest.
    121. Heroes become outcasts in a nation of carnies.
    122. Metal construct runs laps full speed through walls, houses and castles without rest. heroes make various attempts to stop the metal.
    123. Gnome-kobold marriage takes place, heroes try to prevent all-out war at the reception.
    124. LOL BODYSWAP.
    125. An order of holy knights become despised by virtually everyone. They seek out people to help them learn the "pal" in "paladin."
    126. Heroes manage a tribe.
    127. Heroes manage a band.
    128. Heroes manage their finances.
    129. Magic item causes a man to become a versatile construct inspector.
    130. Party explores an empty castle, only to find it in a completely different land every time they walk out. Discover it's being carried off by an indecisive formian colony
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:31 No.5293513
    131. Potion brewers across the land have their memories of ingredients wiped and replaced with soda recipes.
    132. Chaotic clerics of Fharlanghn tamper with town intersections to lead into completely different planes.
    133. Obese head of a thieves guild sends jetpack riding assassin after adventurers.
    134. Giants form a collectivist nation and invent cross-continent rock catapults. Mutually assured boulder fights loom over the horizon.
    135. Prince runs away and becomes an escort.
    136. Bachelorette sea witch starts hurricanes out of lonely rage.
    137. Heroes are pursued by deadly mobs of housecats.
    138. Warriors of the underdark fight tooth and nail in a tournament with their eyes exclusively on 3rd place.
    139. Dwarf fighter competes in a dance-off to win back his wife. Old habits die hard and blood is shed.
    140. Quickdraw goblins rule a desert town.
    141. Wealthy dwarf avenges his parents' death by fighting crime in the night.
    142. Tiefling, half-elf and half-orc youths swamp marketplaces with subcultures of self-harm, tight clothing and bad music.
    143. Celestials and fiends take their eternal battles to the card tables.
    144. Giant intelligent bastard sword crashes through royal castle and claims kingdom for his affiliates.
    145. Low ceilings make for literal dungeon crawls.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:31 No.5293515
    >1. Thieves break into houses, steal nothing, refuse to leave.

    "Thieves" actually own the house, cops are idiots.

    Not that it would ever actually happen...
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:32 No.5293519
    146. Adventurer's new best friend is a Joystealer.
    147. Elf and halfling boy bands square off.
    148. Barbarian warlord's birthday approaches. Chaos ensues.
    149. Aristocrats of a city popularly store all of their magic treasures at the top of tall spires. Magic feedback gives the spires arms, legs, sentience and a demand for rights as citizens.
    150. An all-undead band by the name of "Lich's Bitches" returns to revive a demonic troll.
    151. Epic barbarian hosts a "heaviest motherfucker alive" contest. Participants pack as much crap as they can carry to win. Tiebreaker is a foot race.
    152. Horselord/blackguard terrorizes land with manless cavalry.
    153. Svirfneblins invent bouncing rubber cannonballs.
    154. Barbarian hordes discover the hot air balloon.
    155. Teenage prince and princess of separate lands create long and angst-ridden drama. The people call out for a dragon.
    156. Metropolitans become necrosexual.
    157. Necropolitans become metrosexual.
    158. Sahuagin queen becomes ruler of all pirates. Ports are pillaged of only their fish, jewelry and chocolate.
    159. Dwarf lord and a dragon have a steamy affair, leaving both their hoards unguarded.
    160. Sea hags pick up sunbathing. Coastal trade comes to a screeching halt.
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:32 No.5293522
    161. Hextor clerics monopolize postal service by riding Achaierais.
    162. Newbie vampires get stuck in clocktower.
    163. Clocktower gets stuck in Tarrasque.
    164. Tarrasque gets stuck in ice.
    165. Ice gets everyone stuck.
    166. King picks up steambike riding, goblin bikers attempt kidnapping.
    167. Mountain colony of dancing, spectacle and suit wearing dopplegangers fight against an aberration invasion.
    168. Heroes enroll in adventuring academy, cue highschool drama.
    169. Fire elemental becomes a cleric of Heironious. Hextor clerics immediately finance a fire brigade.
    170. Mimics invade town, people are afraid to open their doors at the risk of a surprise punch to the face.
    171. Lizardfolk steal sizable amount of the bananahoney produced by a howler wasp colony. Entire jungle turns to hell.
    172. Mindflayers with magic crossbows! Ray gun massacre!
    173. Blackguard raids 40 villages of their cakes, and that's all kinds of terrible.
    174. Four psionic juveniles with clubs wage all-out war on animals, aberrations, property and the elderly, believing themselves to be the sole hope of an alien invasion.
    175. Sea trolls learn to windsurf. No ship is safe.
    176. Dragon Turtle kidnaps myconid royalty, Adventurers not sure which castle she's in.
    177. Wereboar bugbear lord attempts to topple a small elven province with 88 of his finest men.
    178. Halfling militia forms when many are sick of being picked up and cuddled and incite a race war.
    179. New continent reveals stone age culture. Adventurers rule tribes and fight dinosaurs.
    180. Class of warmages seek conquest and derive their power through their excessively styled hair, but are helpless in the presence of baldness.
    >> Retrospectre !YQpEKin0R2 07/30/09(Thu)03:33 No.5293525
    Wizards are scheming to create a device that will steal the world from the gods.
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:34 No.5293534
    181. Gnome effigy master by the name of Dr. Wire wreaks havoc with multiple theme-oriented constructs.
    182. Barbarian holds a "hugeness" contest followed by a wrestling match.
    183. Devil rises from infernal depths in search of the most "metal" man alive to imbue with his powers.
    184. Orcish tribes "reinvent the wheel" as a rolling death machine.
    185. Dwarven king is dying without an heir and looks for the most rugged looking man alive to take his place.
    186. Circus full of cat burglars and bomb jugglers comes to town.
    187. Evil monastery attempted to train a rust monster in their ways, instead creating a rust monster on speed.
    188. Kraken wizards construct giant flying bathtubs to terrorize landdwellers.
    189. Socially inept commoner finds a +2 keen "exotic bastard sword" and immediately goes out to become an assassin.
    190. Warlocks all over the land bend over in preparation of their simultaneous pact renewal. Demons flood the world but commit no horror other than public indecency.
    191. Anthropomorphic cultists invade and do the unspeakable. Heroes just happen to find a slew of fire-producing weapons and items.
    192. Necropolitan pimp writes a best-selling self-help book. The damning ritual of his unlife becomes available on coffee tables the world over.
    193. Performer somehow becomes a military advisor and turns bootcamps into schools of dance.
    194. Enemy marshal "Harry Pep" trains invading soldiers to charge into combat in barrels.
    195. Adventurers are assigned to "rid the kingdom" of the lecherous and clearly insane cleric "Grigor Tinrasp," but the man somehow survives every attack on his life.
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:35 No.5293538
    196. Young fiend commits violent and terrible acts on the world and hides away in a dungeon made out of permanent dimension doors and bags of holding.
    197. Masked lord plots gunpowder assassination against the wrong monarch.
    198. Rocks die, everyone falls.
    199. Dice falls. Everyone rocks.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:39 No.5293558
    rolled 5 = 5

    So...what would a d200 look like?
    >> MOAR plothooks dump time 07/30/09(Thu)03:43 No.5293575
    i dunno, but it would be pretty dicey thing to roll.

    bum dum tish
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:46 No.5293594
    You would have to make a SAN check if you looked at it.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:50 No.5293620
    Master of the Abyssal surrenders post. Hijinks ensue. Only the Hedgehogs are safe.

    Party hired by chain smoking Sting look-a-like to travel to a cursed recently built keep.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:53 No.5293629
    Barbarians on Bears menace Queendom.
    Bears on Horses menace Queendom.
    Freddie Mercury menaces Bears.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)03:56 No.5293645
    Failed painter becomes world ravaging barbarian.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:00 No.5293665
    >134. Giants form a collectivist nation and invent cross-continent rock catapults. Mutually assured boulder fights loom over the horizon.

    "Upper Volta with catapults."
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:01 No.5293671
    All genitals become awakened.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:01 No.5293674
    >"Grigor Tinrasp,"

    R.S. Putin. No relation.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:02 No.5293678
    Were rabbits attack earth on orders of female neckbeard.

    Were rabbits late for important appointment, dig hole in middle of royal park.

    Were rabbits "late", prince blaimed.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:04 No.5293693
    Royal princess addicted to Accountants and Actuarial Tables; suspicion that game causes worship of Extra-Planars from the world of Pure Law.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:05 No.5293700
    King divides Kingdom amongst three sons. PCs are his bardic troupe of fools.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:09 No.5293727
    NPC retainer has incurred a debt to purchase religious costume for his daughter who has come from age. City blighted with continuous rain of rocks due to curse.

    Monsters of all species send mixed units to support peasant uprising that is attacking religious authorities.

    King is evil, Grand Viser is good, and is secretly plotting to overthrow King.
    >> I apologized on 4chan 07/30/09(Thu)04:16 No.5293760
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    >18. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by competing in mixed martial arts tournament.

    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:18 No.5293769
    Insane gnome in underground lair forces halflings to ride lobotomised giants and destroy the city. Claims NG extraplanars will shortly attack.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:21 No.5293777
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    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:26 No.5293805
    Dwarves have dug too deep, and unleashed a long held back tide of good, sparkles, rainbows, and unicorns at the centre of the world. Party has to stop the apocalypse of unification with the godhead and preserve free will against the will of the creatrix. Bonus points for Good / Lawful Party.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:30 No.5293829
    Carebear Dwarf Fortress?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:31 No.5293839
    Epic world ending fight between law and chaos. Baron von Munchausen as BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:33 No.5293847
    I think you mean BCRG. Big Chaotic Random Guy.
    >> I apologized on 4chan 07/30/09(Thu)04:36 No.5293871
    Right. I've archived this due to it's high levels of win and/or god.

    But also so I can read it when I get back from work.

    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:38 No.5293883
    Party are food health inspectors by Royal Warrant with unlimited powers of entry, search and seizure. Forced by constant court demands to act as a Secret Police and Political Police. But every arrest must be made on food safety grounds.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:43 No.5293919
    The party have been fighting North of the Wall of Barriers for the last 20 years against the irrepressable horse milk drinking barbarians. But magic has infested the ground, and corrupted the world, and the gold has run out for allies, food and supplies. The last time you encountered a barbarian warband (10, on foot, one goat) you traded elf-flesh for goatsmilk. The time before the barbarians were elves.

    You've been horseless for the last ten years, and when the officer of your troop of 200 (current strength: 5) "ran off" last night, you decided on a blood pact to return to civilisation or die trying.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)04:52 No.5293964
    I remember that list, good times.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:31 No.5294106
    The local magistrate is unjust, He is battled by a band of rangers who wear tights.
    The local magistrate becomes a dashing hero of the populace and fights against the King's unjust laws, He is opposed by a band of loyalist rangers who wear tights.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:34 No.5294126
    Imagine if you contributed content instead of whining?
    >> GURPSfag 07/30/09(Thu)05:35 No.5294130
    The PCs try to rescue a princess from an evil dragon turtle, but she always seems to be in another castle.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:36 No.5294136
    A group of raiders hires the party to escort them and protect them from merchants.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:37 No.5294142
    The party are militant atheists. *Militant* atheists. 30 level game.
    >> Bringer of Truth 07/30/09(Thu)05:40 No.5294153
    Evil witch escapes from the demiplane she was imprisoned in 10,000 years ago, powerful wizard orders his construct to recruit five adventurers with attitude to stop her.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:46 No.5294174

    ...While it's massively altered for the circumstances, I think you've just given the players in my campaign the excuse I needed for them to beat down a good-aligned god.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:47 No.5294176

    I played that years and years ago, but shit went downhill for the rest of us real quick after the GM's girlfriend joined and started playing a male character that not only got to join the team but was made out to be cooler than the rest of us.

    We all quit eventually, but apparently the GM is still doing essentially the same concept today.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:47 No.5294179
    Chief of the Guard hires a living construct, a loli detective, and a non-talking dog.
    Play using Call of Cthulhu.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:49 No.5294183
    Thanksyou. For source material read Phillip K. Dick's autobiography, the VALIS triology.

    Yes it is an autobiography.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:51 No.5294191
    Seriously speaking, party attempts to investigate/neutralise a city destroying, tunnelling collossus. IE first have to figure out what it is, facing off against urban enemies, by the time they know what they are up against they should be high enough level to fight through to a convienient cave entrance, and then through the Underdark, in order to have an epic finale battle with BBEG on the creatures back after its been forced to surface.
    >> SirBriggz 07/30/09(Thu)05:55 No.5294218
    Final Fantasy 1 Redux. No need for character background and entire campaign planed out.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)05:59 No.5294239
    Party is mid level and dropped into a forest by a wizard to kill the enemy, all of the enemy.

    (The enemy is the forest).
    >> SirBriggz 07/30/09(Thu)06:00 No.5294247
    Berserk the Campaign. You can either play the story of Griffith (warfare, duels and intrigue) or the Guts story (brutal one on ones, fighting your own demons and revenge)
    >> SirBriggz 07/30/09(Thu)06:02 No.5294259
    Bad guys stole your 50sp hooker and you didn't get your moneys worth.
    >> SirBriggz 07/30/09(Thu)06:04 No.5294261
    Your party wakes up real pissed and just start killing.
    >> Wars/m/an 07/30/09(Thu)06:05 No.5294263
    1. Mad Gnomish Scientist creates Golems of pure and unique iron, one Greater then the other and piloted by flying barrels

    2. Goblin Enginner at the same time fashions three vehicles to combine in weird ways to form battle construct

    3. Bizarre fusion of Lion, Hawk, Shark, Dolphin, Mole, Wolverine, and the Bravest Man Alive terrorizes peaceful symbiotic country

    4. Mage fashions insect-like battle armor for combat, aided by annoying fairy familliar

    5. Bumbling but lovable half-orc twit and two kobold kidnap Halfling construct designers and force to develop awesome battle armor. Adored by all despite having pathetic battle record
    >> SirBriggz 07/30/09(Thu)06:07 No.5294274
    Eyes of Grummush have banded together under one banner to wage their crusade on the weak races.
    >> SirBriggz 07/30/09(Thu)06:11 No.5294299
    Ancient war machines buried under the sands be gin to breach the surface. It starts with the smaller and weaker units, but as the the campaign goes on the larger more powerful begin to reach out.
    >> SirBriggz 07/30/09(Thu)06:13 No.5294306
    You are Gladiators that are only let out to fight for the amusement of your primordial lords.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)06:15 No.5294316
    Goblins hire you to defend their dungeon from adventurers for a year.
    >> SirBriggz 07/30/09(Thu)06:19 No.5294327
    I like that.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)06:21 No.5294332
    Fighting random monsters in random city with random adventures with random weapon, one step from death - 1-10 levels.
    Everything was a dream, but you know who did this - 10-20 levels.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)06:23 No.5294333
    Can't claim it's original. There was supposed to be some game for computer made on the premise of you doing that. Haven't heard about it in ages though.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)06:25 No.5294341
    dungeon keeper 1 and 2, fun games
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)06:52 No.5294426
    Sounds like something from Vietnam.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)06:55 No.5294438
    No, no. This was about three years ago, and it was going to be first person.

    It weren't Dungeon Keeper.
    >> Wars/m/an 07/30/09(Thu)07:25 No.5294533
    Players forced to fight in gladiator arena, lambasted and jeered by crotchety but hilarious pair of old fogeys!
    >> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)07:29 No.5294547
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    >> I apologized on 4chan 07/30/09(Thu)12:03 No.5295964
    3 awakened toads against an increasingly unfair set of obstacles and opponents.
    >> I apologized on 4chan 07/30/09(Thu)12:07 No.5295990
    Players must compete in a game of skill and reflexes against a young Deaf, Dumb and Blind Wizard.

    Players go to investigate a mysterious loss of contact from a remote magical research outpost. Turns out to be nothing.

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