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    184 KB Wutquest 2.5 - No, John, you are the Worms! . 08/03/09(Mon)23:08 No.5330638  
    Part 1 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5321206/

    Part 2 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5327835/

    Good luck, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:09 No.5330648
    I exit wutquest and begin to search for pictures of little boys on my hard drive.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:11 No.5330666
    >>5330648
    Does it look like there's an exit button?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:11 No.5330675
    God dammit I am so fucking sick of seeing mediocrequest feat. half assed drawfag on the front page.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:13 No.5330694
    up up down down left right left right A B start select
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:15 No.5330716
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    >>5330694
    Well, you pressed start. That's good enough.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:16 No.5330728
    >>5330716
    What the hell loading? This game is drawn in MSpaint, how does it need loading? Is my graphics card that out dated? Hmmmm....

    I get my car keys and drive to Fry's Electronics to buy a new graphics card.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:18 No.5330739
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    >>5330728
    While you're gone, the game finishes loading.

    You are a worm. You recently ate. Your stomach hurts a bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:19 No.5330751
    >>5330739
    I'm still at Fry's. I search through the inventory at the store, looking for the best deal. I have $400 dollars saved up from my graduation.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:21 No.5330765
    >>5330739
    OH FUCK A GUY WITH AN HP SWORD IS GOING TO CUT US IN HALF!

    TURN THE LOADING BAR AND EQUIP IT TO DEFEND OUR SELF!
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:21 No.5330775
    >>5330751
    Hm. They have a low-end for $120, a medium for $150, a high-end for $210, and a 1990s card for a couple shiny nickels.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:22 No.5330782
    >>5330775
    medium seems like the best bet right now
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:23 No.5330793
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    >>5330765
    You crawl towards the loading bar. However, it's just out of reach. Do you want to risk it?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:24 No.5330799
    >>5330775
    I think I'll buy the medium, I don't want to skimp out on quality, but I want to still have some money left over. While thinking about this, I wonder what the rest of my computer's specs are. I call my brother and ask him to check my comp's specs, to see if there are any other parts needing upgrades.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:24 No.5330804
    >>5330793
    bite on to edge of picture, grab bar with tail
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:24 No.5330805
    >>5330782
    Congratulations! You bought your video card and then got it installed into your computer for free. It's only too bad that everything had already loaded.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:27 No.5330840
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    >>5330804
    You bite onto the edge and slink your tail out, grabbing the loading bar. Your stomach feels like it's about to burst.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:30 No.5330865
    >>5330840
    Equip the loading bar.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:30 No.5330867
    >>5330840
    equip loading bar, prepare to fight tiny man weilding hp bar.

    enter konami code.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:30 No.5330868
    >>5330840
    Eat the loading bar.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:31 No.5330883
    >>5330805
    But wait, if I installed it, then would I of needed to turn the computer off, then the game would of had to reload? Oh well, with this new graphics card I can finally start playing a real game. I go to a torrent site and begin torrenting STALKER. Its been a long day so I think Wutquest can wait for some other time, so i minimize it and once again begin my quest searching for my hidden stash of pictures of little boys on my computer.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:34 No.5330915
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    >>5330865
    You equip the loading ba-

    Oh no! The level 2 maid got out, tearing you in half. However, you now get to control the maid again.

    We better get out of this dungeon.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:37 No.5330941
    >>5330915
    Duel weild loading bar
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:39 No.5330975
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    >>5330941
    The loading bar is pretty huge, but you manage to wield it. You are slowed down a bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:40 No.5330983
    >>5330975
    how did we get skinny?
    was that a tapeworm or something?

    also ENTER THE FUCKING KONAMI CODE!
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:42 No.5331013
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    >>5330983
    We cut our stomach open to release all the water.

    Anyways, you enter the Konami Code and all your stats skyrocket. Now, if only you knew what your stats meant.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:43 No.5331026
    >>5331013
    Fire Maid Beam, examine stats to see if anythings changed.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:46 No.5331053
    Fill in the stats

    Stat 1 sex power
    Stat 2 Maid Power
    Stat 3 Hax Power
    Stat 4 Blah Power
    Stat 5 Gay Power
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:47 No.5331062
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    >>5331026
    You fire the Maid Beam. It is noticeably more colorful.
    Also, this means that you are at least level 6.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:47 No.5331066
    >>5331013
    Find Pun-Pun, kill him, assume his awesome power.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:48 No.5331086
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    >>5331053
    You know, these choices REALLY make a difference in the game.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:49 No.5331090
    >>5331062
    remember the good times you had with the beret, shed manly tears, find thor, get revenge.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:50 No.5331103
    >>5331086
    Fine

    Health
    Strength
    Int
    Cha
    Dex
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:51 No.5331115
    >>5331066

    This. Quickly, you have little time before he becomes immortal.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:52 No.5331122
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    >>5331090
    You fly off to battle Thor. You soon spot him and prepare for battle. (Queue Pokemon Battle Music, guys!)
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:52 No.5331127
    >>5331103
    no let str be are dump stat, if we use the HPSword it will get stronger with out health, no need for str.

    replace that with san. i have a feeling were going to need it.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/09(Mon)23:53 No.5331137
    >>5331122
    smash with loading bar, slash with hp bar, maid beam, clean corpse.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:57 No.5331182
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    >>5331137
    You kill Thor quite quickly with the maid combo. But it takes a while to clean his corpse. Anyways, now you have to find something else to do.
    >> . 08/03/09(Mon)23:58 No.5331190
    >>5331127
    Your sanity's already at 0, so no need for that.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/09(Tue)00:00 No.5331212
    >>5331182
    Party in Valhalla like originally planed
    >> . 08/04/09(Tue)00:06 No.5331264
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    >>5331212
    You party for all eternity.

    Good End.

    WutQuest 3 will begin tomorrow with a whole new character and a whole new situation. Until then, remember to keep your axes sharpened and your humor dry.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/09(Tue)00:09 No.5331286
    >>5331264
    not bad... a little short though
    >> . 08/04/09(Tue)00:10 No.5331296
    >>5331286
    Sorry, I wanted to give a bit more of a conclusion to WutQuest 2's plot



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