>>5346089

"You must have bought that description from the store, because it was pretty general."

Let's head into the Tavern and look for more party members.

>>5346102
Sick burn, we should go to the Inn and get some clues about this Lich.

>>5346102
"Shut up."

>>5346114
Glare back.

>>5346114
"Just saying man."

Well, we know we can't trust Gaylord's eyes, lets have a look around town in our own badass style.

TO THE TAVERN!

>>5346127

^

Supposed to be
>>5346114

>>5346114
Ask Faglord why has to be so damn hostile.

Oh boy. Another quest thread.

I sure am excited about all these Quest Threads that keep showing up. I can't wait for more. I hope another three dozen appear tomorrow.

>>5346127
>>5346108
You head to the tavern. It's mostly empty, aside from the barkeep and two halflings sitting down at different tables.
One wears white robes, the other wears a black cloak.

>>5346153
Go tell the Halflings a long, boring tale.

>>5346138
>>5346149
And I'm sure the players and OP are feeling pretty enlightened by your scorn, lone Anonymous, and chastened as well. Watch as they stop post haste to spare your tender feelings.

Don't want to make a totally unrelated bump, but enjoying this so far.

Approach the two, and ask for information about the Lich and/or if they would like to help us.

Approach the one in white, you make up the Badass quota in this party after all.

>>5346153
Talk to the little chaps, I am sure they are quite the gentlemanly type.

>>5346153
White-robed one seems to be a cleric. Approach him.

>>5346153
The black robed one is biting off our style, lets see what the white one's up to.

>>5346166
What scorn? Did you not read the post correctly? It said clearly that I was excited about the prospect of yet another quest thread. This statement should show you that I am not of the opinion that this entire genre has been driven into the ground by the volume of people making threads which mysteriously disappear, just aren't good or a mixture of both.

>>5346170
>>5346174
>>5346177
>>5346183
>>5346184

>Information on the Lich
They've both heard of the Lich. It regularly terrorizes their town, after all. It lives in a dungeon to the west.
Boy, they'd sure like to get back at it for wrecking their town so much.

>White-robes, who you are?
"I'm Gloria Swiftfoot, a cleric of Garl Glittergold. Pleasure to meet you."

>>5346215
ENQUIRE AS TO WHETHER HER FEET ARE THE ONLY QUICK THINGS ABOUT HER.

>>5346215
ask the name of the black robed one

Run for President of the Town. Loot the treasury.

>>5346215
"B-But Glittergold is dead! Satan took his place!"

>>5346229
Do it!

>>5346214
Ah. Right. I forgot that, 4chan being a bastion of serious conversation, positive reinforcement, and generally pleasant people, it was entirely untoward of me to assume that post was sarcastic and in the vein of several vocal posters who dislike the Quest thread genre because it takes time away from Warhams and "Would you fuck it, /tg/?".

>>5346229
Heh...

>>5346233
"I have no name... If you must call me something, call me...
Nimblesword!"

>>5346252
are you some kind of rogue or something?

>>5346252

Ugh. A rouge. "Typo" on purpose.

>>5346252
Facepalm at him and offer both of them to join the party.

>>5346252
We need to kill this.

>>5346229
>>5346238
>>5346245
"Um... I guess I'm pretty quick with my hands, too! Like when I cast spells and stuff."

>>5346275
"With your hands you say. Good, good."

>>5346275
"Nice..."

>>5346252
"Must get pretty annoying not being able to be called for, or anything. If you were to join us what could you bring to the party, other than irritation over a lack of a name?"

And then...
TO THE GENERAL STORE!

>>5346241
Duly noted, Sir. We all misread signals at times. It might not be clearly visible to tell that I greatly in favour of the way that Ruby Quest, which was original, well planned and well executed, spawned a veritable horde of poorly planned copycat threads like so much Chinese knockoff brands by every third person with a tablet, a protaganist and no real story to speak of.

It reminds me a little of that Nations Game that was populr here for a while. It was interesting and novel the first few times then just kept occuring over and over again with multiple variant versions also popping up. Until you've seen these threads more often than you've seen Barack Obama decide that it's vitally important for television networks to tell the nation what he had for lunch.

At some point, some people might just be really, really sick of the overexposure.

But not me. I love quest threads.

>>5346289
"I wouldn't tell you to call me Nimblesword if I didn't have a reason"
He shows off some quick blade skills

>>5346299
++Intelligent
-Huge Faggot

Hide threads that are displeasing.

>>5346275
Politely express a mild belief that she's exaggerating. Inform her that you will purchase her next round of beverage if she can impress you with her skills.

>>5346317
"Don't start crying or anything. I guess you can tag along, might trip a- find a few traps for us."

TO THE GENERAL STORE!

>>5346323
Go with it.

>>5346271
>>5346289
>>5346330
You tell them both to not go anywhere, you and your party are going to take on the Lich and could use their help.
They agree to wait for you and help you out when the time comes.

You have found the General Store.

"Hi, welcome to the General Store. We sell stuff here."

Recruit them both, steal stuff from the general store

>>5346358
Why are we at a store when we have no money? I do not think this was very well thought through.

>>5346358
"Got anything incredibly powerful, and completely unlikely to be found in a general store?"

>>5346392
We can just do what we did last time

>>5346395
>"Got anything incredibly powerful, and completely unlikely to be found in a general store?"
"Yeah, maybe. It's possible I guess."

>>5346413
cast sleep on him and rape him then steal stuff

>>5346413
"Show me."

Better not. Are the others with us? Are we alone?

"Would you be so kind as to show me your inventory?"

>>5346413
I love it!

>>5346444
>>5346440
You are currently alone. Your party went to the Inn, as it's pretty late in the day.

>"Show me."
"Nah, I'm kidding. I don't have anything that wouldn't generally be found in a general store. If I did, it wouldn't be general, would it? Ahahahaha."

You can see that the store has most of what you would expect from a general store to have. I'm not listing the entire inventory damn it.

Unfortunately, all the clothes here are halfling-sized.

>>5346493
Damn, well I'm out of ideas.

>>5346493

Kill him.

Buy a new shirt for Fiona

>>5346515
I like it!

We do not have any money. Leave. Enter tavern.

>>5346515
Short'n'sexy halfling-sized shirt? Yeah. Roll with it.

>>5346553
Trade some stolen goods for the shirt. She'll love it!

>>5346555
>>5346550
>>5346515
But a shirt? With what money, good sirs?

..Oh
>>5346564
Fair enough then. You trade your old threads (which you replaced with your new threads. They are exactly the same in appearance, but these ones offer +1 to AC) for a halfling-sized shirt. I'm sure she'll love it.

>>5346553
Off to the tavern. Nothing has changed since I last posted it. What's up?

Trade half of your watermelon for the shirt. Make sure it has an open back.

>>5346596
Present your present to the fine lady.

Save the shirt till after the ordeal with the Lich, for now we rest, for soon the time of battle will be upon us!

>>5346631
This. You don't want to be a show-off and show your present right away, as there's no reason to give gifts.

Timeskip to showdown

>>5346680
No.

TRAINING MONTAGE

>>5346631
This sounds good.
You head to the Inn and save your game.
I'm signing off for the night.

PAUSE SCREEN:
Evilelf Bondageslave, Chaotic... Something Drow Sorcerer.

Current Quest(s):
Find and Defeat/Ally With Lich
Seduce Fiona?
Seduce Gaylord?
Seduce Gloria?
Kill Nimblesword?

Inventory:
Bed Roll
Torch
20 days rations
A bag
80 feet of hampen rope
Flint and tinder
Waterskin
Tent
Watermelon

GP: 0

Current Party:
Fiona SwordPunch, Human Fighter
Gaylord Treehug, Elven Ranger
Gloria Swiftfoot, Halfling Cleric
Nimblesword, Halfling Rogue


Lemme just say that I did not expect participation at all with this. Thanks for making tonight entertaining, /tg/.
If all goes well and you guys liked it enough, I might do it tomorrow as well. I'm not sure.

Well, night.

Damn it, forgot my signoff pic.

>>5346697
You forgot "Become an Evil Overlord". Oh, and your actual pause screen too.

Damn, now I'll have to wait for tomorrow.

>>5346697
I have to say, I really enjoyed your drawing to go with the game.
Has a lot of umph to it.

Blarg, I finally join in, and it ends for the day... Oh well maybe next time.

>>5346697
The game was quite good. Not as good as Dorf Quest was, but good nonetheless.

>>5346764
Nothing's ever as good as DorfQuest.

Someone needs to do an AbolethQuest.

Bump. I was here last night, but had to go. What's have a missed? The other thread 404'd