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    11 KB DrowQuest Part 2 Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:01 No.5346089  
    Previous Thread:

    >What's around?
    "I've looked around town. They don't have much. An Inn, a tavern and a general store."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:04 No.5346102

    "You must have bought that description from the store, because it was pretty general."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:06 No.5346108
    Let's head into the Tavern and look for more party members.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:06 No.5346109
    Sick burn, we should go to the Inn and get some clues about this Lich.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:07 No.5346114
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    "Shut up."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:09 No.5346125
    Glare back.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:10 No.5346127
    "Just saying man."

    Well, we know we can't trust Gaylord's eyes, lets have a look around town in our own badass style.

    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:10 No.5346129


    Supposed to be
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:12 No.5346137
    Ask Faglord why has to be so damn hostile.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:12 No.5346138
    Oh boy. Another quest thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:15 No.5346149
    I sure am excited about all these Quest Threads that keep showing up. I can't wait for more. I hope another three dozen appear tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:16 No.5346153
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    You head to the tavern. It's mostly empty, aside from the barkeep and two halflings sitting down at different tables.
    One wears white robes, the other wears a black cloak.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:17 No.5346160
    Go tell the Halflings a long, boring tale.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:18 No.5346166
    And I'm sure the players and OP are feeling pretty enlightened by your scorn, lone Anonymous, and chastened as well. Watch as they stop post haste to spare your tender feelings.

    Don't want to make a totally unrelated bump, but enjoying this so far.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:19 No.5346170
    Approach the two, and ask for information about the Lich and/or if they would like to help us.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:20 No.5346174
    Approach the one in white, you make up the Badass quota in this party after all.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:20 No.5346177
    Talk to the little chaps, I am sure they are quite the gentlemanly type.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:21 No.5346183
    White-robed one seems to be a cleric. Approach him.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:21 No.5346184
    The black robed one is biting off our style, lets see what the white one's up to.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:25 No.5346214
    What scorn? Did you not read the post correctly? It said clearly that I was excited about the prospect of yet another quest thread. This statement should show you that I am not of the opinion that this entire genre has been driven into the ground by the volume of people making threads which mysteriously disappear, just aren't good or a mixture of both.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:26 No.5346215
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    >Information on the Lich
    They've both heard of the Lich. It regularly terrorizes their town, after all. It lives in a dungeon to the west.
    Boy, they'd sure like to get back at it for wrecking their town so much.

    >White-robes, who you are?
    "I'm Gloria Swiftfoot, a cleric of Garl Glittergold. Pleasure to meet you."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:28 No.5346229
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:29 No.5346233
    ask the name of the black robed one
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:29 No.5346234
    Run for President of the Town. Loot the treasury.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:31 No.5346237
    "B-But Glittergold is dead! Satan took his place!"
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:31 No.5346238
    Do it!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:32 No.5346241
    Ah. Right. I forgot that, 4chan being a bastion of serious conversation, positive reinforcement, and generally pleasant people, it was entirely untoward of me to assume that post was sarcastic and in the vein of several vocal posters who dislike the Quest thread genre because it takes time away from Warhams and "Would you fuck it, /tg/?".
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:32 No.5346245
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:33 No.5346252
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    "I have no name... If you must call me something, call me...
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:35 No.5346261
    are you some kind of rogue or something?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:35 No.5346264

    Ugh. A rouge. "Typo" on purpose.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:37 No.5346271
    Facepalm at him and offer both of them to join the party.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:37 No.5346272
    We need to kill this.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:37 No.5346275
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    "Um... I guess I'm pretty quick with my hands, too! Like when I cast spells and stuff."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:38 No.5346285
    "With your hands you say. Good, good."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:39 No.5346289

    "Must get pretty annoying not being able to be called for, or anything. If you were to join us what could you bring to the party, other than irritation over a lack of a name?"

    And then...
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:40 No.5346299
    Duly noted, Sir. We all misread signals at times. It might not be clearly visible to tell that I greatly in favour of the way that Ruby Quest, which was original, well planned and well executed, spawned a veritable horde of poorly planned copycat threads like so much Chinese knockoff brands by every third person with a tablet, a protaganist and no real story to speak of.

    It reminds me a little of that Nations Game that was populr here for a while. It was interesting and novel the first few times then just kept occuring over and over again with multiple variant versions also popping up. Until you've seen these threads more often than you've seen Barack Obama decide that it's vitally important for television networks to tell the nation what he had for lunch.

    At some point, some people might just be really, really sick of the overexposure.

    But not me. I love quest threads.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:43 No.5346317
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    "I wouldn't tell you to call me Nimblesword if I didn't have a reason"
    He shows off some quick blade skills
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:43 No.5346318
    -Huge Faggot

    Hide threads that are displeasing.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:44 No.5346323
    Politely express a mild belief that she's exaggerating. Inform her that you will purchase her next round of beverage if she can impress you with her skills.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:45 No.5346330
    "Don't start crying or anything. I guess you can tag along, might trip a- find a few traps for us."

    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:45 No.5346333
    Go with it.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:50 No.5346358
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    You tell them both to not go anywhere, you and your party are going to take on the Lich and could use their help.
    They agree to wait for you and help you out when the time comes.

    You have found the General Store.

    "Hi, welcome to the General Store. We sell stuff here."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:51 No.5346368
    Recruit them both, steal stuff from the general store
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:55 No.5346392
    Why are we at a store when we have no money? I do not think this was very well thought through.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:56 No.5346395
    "Got anything incredibly powerful, and completely unlikely to be found in a general store?"
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)09:56 No.5346397
    We can just do what we did last time
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)09:59 No.5346413
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    >"Got anything incredibly powerful, and completely unlikely to be found in a general store?"
    "Yeah, maybe. It's possible I guess."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:00 No.5346419
    cast sleep on him and rape him then steal stuff
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:03 No.5346440
    "Show me."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:04 No.5346444
    Better not. Are the others with us? Are we alone?

    "Would you be so kind as to show me your inventory?"
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:06 No.5346455
    I love it!
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)10:11 No.5346493
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    You are currently alone. Your party went to the Inn, as it's pretty late in the day.

    >"Show me."
    "Nah, I'm kidding. I don't have anything that wouldn't generally be found in a general store. If I did, it wouldn't be general, would it? Ahahahaha."

    You can see that the store has most of what you would expect from a general store to have. I'm not listing the entire inventory damn it.

    Unfortunately, all the clothes here are halfling-sized.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:13 No.5346505
    Damn, well I'm out of ideas.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:14 No.5346509

    Kill him.
    >> A Mook !3GqYIJ3Obs 08/05/09(Wed)10:15 No.5346515
    Buy a new shirt for Fiona
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:20 No.5346550
    I like it!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:21 No.5346553
    We do not have any money. Leave. Enter tavern.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:21 No.5346555
    Short'n'sexy halfling-sized shirt? Yeah. Roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:24 No.5346564
    Trade some stolen goods for the shirt. She'll love it!
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)10:28 No.5346596
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    But a shirt? With what money, good sirs?

    Fair enough then. You trade your old threads (which you replaced with your new threads. They are exactly the same in appearance, but these ones offer +1 to AC) for a halfling-sized shirt. I'm sure she'll love it.

    Off to the tavern. Nothing has changed since I last posted it. What's up?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:29 No.5346598
    Trade half of your watermelon for the shirt. Make sure it has an open back.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:34 No.5346628
    Present your present to the fine lady.
    >> A Mook !3GqYIJ3Obs 08/05/09(Wed)10:35 No.5346631
    Save the shirt till after the ordeal with the Lich, for now we rest, for soon the time of battle will be upon us!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:43 No.5346678
    This. You don't want to be a show-off and show your present right away, as there's no reason to give gifts.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:44 No.5346680
    Timeskip to showdown
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:44 No.5346682
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:45 No.5346690
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)10:47 No.5346697
    This sounds good.
    You head to the Inn and save your game.
    I'm signing off for the night.

    Evilelf Bondageslave, Chaotic... Something Drow Sorcerer.

    Current Quest(s):
    Find and Defeat/Ally With Lich
    Seduce Fiona?
    Seduce Gaylord?
    Seduce Gloria?
    Kill Nimblesword?

    Bed Roll
    20 days rations
    A bag
    80 feet of hampen rope
    Flint and tinder

    GP: 0

    Current Party:
    Fiona SwordPunch, Human Fighter
    Gaylord Treehug, Elven Ranger
    Gloria Swiftfoot, Halfling Cleric
    Nimblesword, Halfling Rogue

    Lemme just say that I did not expect participation at all with this. Thanks for making tonight entertaining, /tg/.
    If all goes well and you guys liked it enough, I might do it tomorrow as well. I'm not sure.

    Well, night.
    >> Anonymous !HR5Ox5Wiks 08/05/09(Wed)10:47 No.5346701
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    Damn it, forgot my signoff pic.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:48 No.5346708
    You forgot "Become an Evil Overlord". Oh, and your actual pause screen too.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:52 No.5346729
    Damn, now I'll have to wait for tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:53 No.5346731
    I have to say, I really enjoyed your drawing to go with the game.
    Has a lot of umph to it.
    >> A Mook !3GqYIJ3Obs 08/05/09(Wed)10:54 No.5346746
    Blarg, I finally join in, and it ends for the day... Oh well maybe next time.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)10:57 No.5346764
    The game was quite good. Not as good as Dorf Quest was, but good nonetheless.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)11:33 No.5346955
    Nothing's ever as good as DorfQuest.

    Someone needs to do an AbolethQuest.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)15:13 No.5348645
    Bump. I was here last night, but had to go. What's have a missed? The other thread 404'd

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