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  • File : 1249528234.png-(163 KB, 1000x1000, slasnesh_salesgirl01.png)
    163 KB Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:10 No.5352392  
    *Ding*Dong*
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:11 No.5352397
    You may offer me many things, and I intend to accept.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:11 No.5352399
    Your death.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:11 No.5352401
    You said dong.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:11 No.5352402
    //w-wait... is she sensible?
    depending on your answer, my answer will change also...
    >> ODIOUS TROW 08/05/09(Wed)23:11 No.5352403
    Only if those hands come in.... hand types.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:11 No.5352405
    A new reasonable daemonette
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:12 No.5352409
    I am willing to sell my soul.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:12 No.5352410
    id like to give you a rape, and not get raped plz
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:13 No.5352420
    >>5352392

    Cannot unsee package in skirt.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:13 No.5352421
    Your phone number and to let me get some coffee with you.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:14 No.5352427
    What are you offering?
    Can it be you?
    Can it NOT be a lobster-claw handjob?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:14 No.5352433
    I´ll take the COCAINE please.
    >> northern /k/ommando 08/05/09(Wed)23:15 No.5352442
    hmm, perhaps.

    ...got any lovecraft books?.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:16 No.5352452
    Only if you are selling girl scout cookies.

    If not, go away.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:16 No.5352457
    >>5352392
    BONERRRRRRRRRR

    ...sry bout that
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:17 No.5352464
    >>5352420
    Oh, DAMN! I missed that!
    Is that what she's offering? I'll take that.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:17 No.5352467
    good 40k lore
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:20 No.5352486
    >>5352392

    "Why yes... you, over that table. Now."
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:21 No.5352497
    >>5352392
    Perhaps miss, what is it you wish to offer me? Tell you what, I've got time to burn, come on in, it's late and you've must have been busy for quite a while now. How about a nice cup of coffee or tea? Ah yes, I was just having dinner, there are some leftove-

    Ahem, perhaps I am acting inappropriately, my apologies, the Emperor always says you must be kind to your fellow human visitors, I sometimes overdo it a tad. Now what was it that you wanted to say?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:25 No.5352535
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    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:26 No.5352545
    >>5352535
    Do you have a counter offer?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:27 No.5352547
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    Heresy!!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:27 No.5352549
    Dat Draenei chick was already thru here lady.

    By the way could I bum a cig?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:27 No.5352550
    SILENCE, WHORE! Quickly!, into my closet before somebody sees a slut like you hanging around my place...
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:30 No.5352582
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    Many believe Slaanesh is only for the biggest, baddest depraved. This just isn't true.

    While the usual irremediable pervert is Slaanesh main public, we care about all of you. From the biggest /b/tard to the pious workman who just want to wank to some softcore.

    But before we go on, please allow me to give you a small sample of our products.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:31 No.5352592
    Indeed. There's something I've been wanting to ask for. go change into something that makes you look like an actual salesgirl rather than a themed prostitute, and we'll talk.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:31 No.5352594
    Man.

    Cincinnati has just gone all to hell today.

    What the hell is going on?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:31 No.5352595
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    >>5352545
    NO. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN. DISTURB MY PRAYER AGAIN AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHY THE INQUISITION IS ON MY SPEED DIAL.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:31 No.5352597
    >>5352582
    Oh please. Take your time. In fact, tell me more. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
    >> Slaanesh Salesgirl 08/05/09(Wed)23:32 No.5352601
    Please choose.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:32 No.5352606
    I said I wanted a cig not produces.

    *muffled scream in background*

    Say could we get this over with? I'm kinda busy tonight.
    >> ODIOUS TROW 08/05/09(Wed)23:32 No.5352610
    >>5352582

    DRUGS!
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:33 No.5352613
    >>5352410
    I don't think it's actually possible to rape a worshipper of Slaanesh. That implies that they did not want sex, which I think is some kind of sin.

    Incidentally, if you intend to become a Slaanesh-worshiper, get used to dong in your ass.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:34 No.5352617
    >>5352601
    BETWEEN WHAT!?
    JESUS GIRL
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:34 No.5352619
    >>5352582
    id like to have sex and commit violence, but no drugs, all i need is my skub, and someone to troll
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:35 No.5352623
    >>5352582
    actually, what I really want...out of anything in the world...and I know it's stupid, but I really want to be able to enjoy barbecue the way I did as a child. When I grew up, my tastes buds changed, and it just doesn't taste RIGHT anymore, you know?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:35 No.5352624
    Sex.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:35 No.5352629
    >>5352582
    You sound like a nice lot, I think the Emperor would approve. It would be my pleasure to see a product demonstration.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:36 No.5352632
    >>5352582
    Though I'd rather just take you on a date and woo you, how about we start with sex?
    >> ODIOUS TROW 08/05/09(Wed)23:36 No.5352638
    >>5352582

    Disappearing bra?

    Do WANT
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:37 No.5352646
    >>5352613
    i dont want to worship "It" i just want to fuck the daemon.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:38 No.5352650
    Violence? Cant Khorne sue for copyright infringment?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:38 No.5352654
    >>5352638
    I hope that's what she's selling!

    I could really use a disappearing bra.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:39 No.5352662
    *more muffled screams*

    No cigs huh? Fine, listen I gotta rap .. er .. I mean run. Why don't you try that St. Xaviers Church in center city? I hear they're very nice.

    Say you don't happen to know anything about any more Draenei chicks canvassing this 'hood? Tell them to stop by if you see them. Thanks yer a shweeet hart there.

    *SLAM*
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:39 No.5352667
    >>5352654
    >>5352638
    Yo.
    http://www.spike.com/blog/how-to-make-girls/84496
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:40 No.5352671
    >>5352650
    Khorne doesn't sue people, HE RIPS THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF AND DRINKS THE BLOOD AND PUTS THEIR SKULL ON THE PILE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    >> ODIOUS TROW 08/05/09(Wed)23:40 No.5352672
    >>5352654

    Hopefully it's more then one use.

    Or REALLY cheap.
    >> Concerned Citizen 08/05/09(Wed)23:40 No.5352677
    Won't somebody think of the kids?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:41 No.5352681
    I'll take some delicious trap sex, if you have any.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:41 No.5352686
    >>5352677
    Good point, how much are they?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:41 No.5352690
    >>5352677
    im THINKING of HAVING KIDS WIT IT, if thats possible.
    >> Slaanesh Salesgirl 08/05/09(Wed)23:45 No.5352724
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    >>5352624
    Excellent choice, this is selling a lot here lately.

    Please, help me to find what choice of sex best suit your tastes.
    >> Concerned Citizen 08/05/09(Wed)23:47 No.5352746
    >>5352724

    I'd say... traditional?
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:47 No.5352747
    >>5352724

    What is this Bear's choice and why is it out of stock :(
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:48 No.5352754
    Hmmm...

    Why don't we go with traditional? Slaanesh surprise looks a bit too...random.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:48 No.5352755
    >>5352724
    well... this is /traditional games/...
    as tempted as i am.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:48 No.5352757
    >>5352724
    Oh me oh my.
    Could I get a Surprise, please? I'd like to get the full Slaaneshi experience.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:48 No.5352758
    >>5352724
    Slaaneshi Surprise. And give me the biggest you've got, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:49 No.5352761
    >>5352747
    given what I know of sexuality and the term "bears", I'm guessing a very burly, muscled man.

    You may keep your sex, ma'am. All I want is my barbecue.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:49 No.5352767
    >>5352724

    Could you get Slaanesh herself on the line? I forgot my aunt's mobile number. I'd like to ask her a question.
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:49 No.5352770
    >>5352758
    i dont think i do
    >> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)23:59 No.5352847
    Depends on what you're selling.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:00 No.5352856
    >>5352724
    Aw, shucks ma'am, I thought you would personally demonstrate the product.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:00 No.5352860
    >>5352724

    Well, gee, miss! I just don't know which to choose! Maybe if you gave me a short demonstration of each, I'd have a good working knowledge of the kinds of things Slaanesh can offer.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:01 No.5352863
    Sure, let me look at your catalo- ARRRAGHA;GHAS;DLH
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:03 No.5352875
    >>5352724

    Do you have any combo specials? Such as Twins?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:03 No.5352878
    I'm feeling enthusiastically faithful today.
    Can I snort some coke off my Surprise's ass first?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:04 No.5352885
    >>5352724
    I'll take a Slaaneshi surprise if you'd please. Can I get a bundle deal with a traditional? Who would I talk to regarding the establishment of a harem?
    >> ShanaIsMyWaifu !!VUniFd9yleF 08/06/09(Thu)00:05 No.5352891
    Wait a second...isn't this the nerfnow guy? You better be doing an xcom arc.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:06 No.5352897
    >>5352863
    Oh, shit, the warp overtook Dave, RUN...
    or, maybe, peruse for 5 more minutes, then run.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:07 No.5352903
    I vote surprise. Never know what you'll get!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:07 No.5352906
    >>5352891
    Yes, and no, respectively.

    Now, salesgirl. Do I get my barbecue, or do you get booted out on your ass? You know you have enough padding so it won't hurt.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:11 No.5352933
    It's a shame the salesgirl isn't an option.

    :I
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:12 No.5352937
    >>5352547
    Who draws that stuff :( it seems like it would make a nice comic.
    >> Slaanesh Salesgirl 08/06/09(Thu)00:15 No.5352969
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    >>5352746
    >>5352754
    >>5352755
    >>5352856

    I hope you enjoyed your free gift from Slaanesh, but why stop with a little threat? Join Chaos today and live a fully pleasurable life!

    Would you like to subscribe? Abandon the False Emperor today and get a special gift!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:17 No.5352986
    >>5352724
    Do you sell cookies?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:18 No.5352990
    >>5352969

    ..Keep going.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:18 No.5352997
    >>5352969
    I'd love to subscribe to chaos, where do I sign up?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:18 No.5353000
    >>5352969
    Don't have to ask me twice.
    Sign me the -fuck up.-
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:18 No.5353003
    >>5352969
    Awwwww, she got a lot less bulgy.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:19 No.5353005
    >>5352969
    I'll do it! Hey...wait...where'd your cock go?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:19 No.5353007
    >>5352969
    She looks hot, offer her some water to drink.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:19 No.5353011
    >>5352969
    Hmmm... you have to turn up your sales pitch here, you might just change my mind.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:19 No.5353013
    >>5352969
    ive seen the emprah personally. he's old but he aint no fake.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:20 No.5353016
    >>5352969
    ...so fucking tempting...
    why is she so nice about it? so slow to reel me in, i was sure chaos would be the exact opposite of this....
    loyalty...waning.......
    uugghhhhhh
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:20 No.5353017
    >>5352969
    I'd like a blowjob demonstration and i'll join.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:21 No.5353027
    >>5353013
    Psh like I care when there are tits like this
    >>5352969
    in my face.

    Do I little more convincing and yeah I'll sign right up
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:21 No.5353032
    >>5353017
    I think we already had one.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:22 No.5353045
    >>5352969
    My, that was an interesting demonstration. I must say that it has convinced me of the benefits of joining Chaos, I always wanted to serve the true Emperor, where do I sign up?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:23 No.5353052
    >>5352969
    Could I get a sample of some hotdogging? Bend over.
    >> ODIOUS TROW 08/06/09(Thu)00:23 No.5353060
    >>5352969

    Do I have to ditch him?

    Can I just worship a corrupted of him along with slasnesh?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:25 No.5353072
    >>5352969
    Well... I do like special gifts...

    Sure. Why not?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:26 No.5353078
    >>5353060
    >a corrupted of him
    wat?
    >> ODIOUS TROW 08/06/09(Thu)00:26 No.5353083
    >>5353060

    form of him.

    sorry.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:27 No.5353087
    The blowjob was convincing enough...but I'll pass.

    When you all get your "free gift", I'll listen for the screams, but don't expect me to help you.

    GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:27 No.5353088
    >>5353052
    fund it
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:27 No.5353098
    >>5352969
    I'm interested in my free gift. Do you need to take any further information or is my signature enough? Because I'll gladly sign as soon as I've recovered from my demonstration (daemonstration?).
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:28 No.5353102
    >>5353087
    >your screams

    of pleasure?

    Whatever man you're just jealous cuz your god won't let you get blowjobs.
    >> Inquisitor Exicos 08/06/09(Thu)00:28 No.5353105
    Lady, my faith in the emperor is strong, if you could probe your blowjob skills i'll consider passing to Slaneesh
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:29 No.5353118
    >>5353102
    I'm pretty sure the Ecclesiarchy is Pro-sex, just not super crazy kill the other person sex.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:30 No.5353136
    >>5353102

    Alright. Suuuure. You just wait.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:31 No.5353142
    So can I do it with you or what?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:32 No.5353148
    KILL THE ALIEN! BURN THE HERETIC! CLEANSE THE UNCLEAN!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:32 No.5353150
    Ooh, we've got a Reasonable Slaanette now?

    Wait a minute...
    >reasonable
    >Slaanesh

    DOUBLE HERESY!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:33 No.5353164
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    >>5353150
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:33 No.5353169
    I certainly hope I'm not the only one really hoping our special free gift is penis.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:34 No.5353174
    >>5353142
    Yeah, are we good to go?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:35 No.5353182
    >>5353169
    Some of us already have a penis. Or do you want another one? The things I could do, packing two pistols.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:36 No.5353200
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    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:36 No.5353204
    >>5353182
    Didn't say I didn't have one of my own.
    I just want to show my appreciation to our sales girl.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:37 No.5353212
    >>5352392
    I LUST FOR YOUR BLOOD, SLAANESHI WHORE
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:40 No.5353233
    Hey Jo.
    Hows the comic?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:41 No.5353236
    >>5353182
    You could pee in two directions at once!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:41 No.5353242
    >>5353236
    Oh just think of all the uses...
    because I can´t think of any
    >> Slaanesh Salesgirl 08/06/09(Thu)00:42 No.5353250
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    THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING

    Slaanesh is a growing enterprise which hope to give you a better, improved way of life.

    Remember our motto: Slaanesh, with pleasure, for pleasure.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:43 No.5353260
    >>5353233
    Who what where?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:43 No.5353263
    >>5353250
    Oh god close the door the Nurgle woman is coming.
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)00:44 No.5353268
    >>5353233
    The comic had a boon.. maybe it was the daily update thing, or the kotaku link, but hits went thru the roof.

    I am not complaining, so I am sharing the love.

    I am doing this part to see if I can dig some new style stuff from these quick sketch things.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:44 No.5353270
    What a nice young lady.
    >> Inquisitor Exicos 08/06/09(Thu)00:44 No.5353272
    >>5353250
    I'm still waiting for my blowjob ladie.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:44 No.5353274
    >>5353250
    I still didn't get my barbecue. I'm sad now.
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)00:44 No.5353278
    >>5353260
    The guy drawing this stuff.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:45 No.5353284
    What happened to the hotdogging? Do you know how many converts you would get with that?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:45 No.5353286
    >>5353242
    Faster emptying of a bladder.
    Table conversation.
    Double-penetration by yourself, if they're placed right.
    Pissing on two cars at once off an overpass.
    There are tons. You just don't have an imagination.
    Slaanesh: Praise'im!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:45 No.5353288
    >>5353250
    Oh god what's tha sme-JESUS ITS NURGLE CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:47 No.5353297
    >>5353278
    What's this about a comic?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:47 No.5353298
    >>5353236


    thanks Jo, good shit!
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)00:48 No.5353315
    You know, if there -was- some chaos god, I fear I'd just committed extra heresy with this thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:49 No.5353322
    >>5353297
    He has a TF2 comic. Its SFW

    Also, its kinda cool you lurk here on /tg/. Knew you hung out at /co/.

    I like the new style. You do plan on keeping the old characters in the new style of course, right?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:49 No.5353324
    >>5353286
    >Pissing on two cars at once off an overpass.
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    If I ever find you, I'm cutting your dick off in my FUCKING SUNROOF.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:49 No.5353328
    >>5353288


    What? she just wants to paint figs with you in the basement
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:51 No.5353346
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    >>5353250
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)00:51 No.5353348
    >>5353322
    I don't really know. I really dislike how demanding coloring is, and updating daily showed to be pretty popular ... I hope to find a middle ground
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:51 No.5353349
    >>5353315
    Nah, I'm pretty sure Slaanesh loves anybody who can give a hundred or so total strangers an erection.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:52 No.5353357
    Slaanesh Salesgirl is beyond adorable
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:52 No.5353362
    http://jopereira.deviantart.com/
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:54 No.5353377
    >>5353297
    He draws a very adorable TF2 comic called nerfnow. There is no sex in it.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:55 No.5353381
    >>5352969

    Win. Jo, I love you man.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:55 No.5353388
    >>5353322
    Hmm, but how would Black and white keep you from drawing Pyro-guy?
    If you think about it, really the only colors that matter are the team colors, and the different shades for details, like the Spy's suit.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:56 No.5353390
    >>5353377
    Unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:57 No.5353396
    >>5353324
    That's fine. CAUSE I HAVE A SPARE NOW BITCH
    >> so ronrey... 08/06/09(Thu)00:58 No.5353406
    do you have anything to combat "Crippling Loneliness"? Like love and mahlt shoops for khay-oos, and not Cenobite with a strapon?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)00:59 No.5353420
    >>5353286
    Twin-Linked Penis?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:01 No.5353442
    dammit I want more of that salesgirl
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:05 No.5353469
    >>5353442

    yes, this
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:06 No.5353483
    I feel obligated to advertise the sup/tg/ TF2 server after reading a few of Jo's comics.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:07 No.5353495
    >>5353442
    >>5353469
    Yes moar of her!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:08 No.5353502
    >>5353469
    Or at least pics of the action that lead to
    >>5352969
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:09 No.5353506
    >>5353442

    She has to become a recurring character at the very least
    >> Subprocessor 87699 08/06/09(Thu)01:10 No.5353516
    >>5353506

    Slannesh salesgirl is almost as amusing a concept as Reasonable daemonette. And as hot.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:11 No.5353526
    >>5353506
    A series of comics as she goes door to door to various places, selling her "services". That would certainly be some sexyfuntimes.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:12 No.5353534
    I wouldnt mind seeing the Slaaneshi Surprise.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:14 No.5353560
    >>5353534
    Protip: her third leg is the longest.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:14 No.5353562
    >>5353506
    >>5353516
    >>5353526
    >>5353534

    This should become some sort of porn-ish Webcomic, or something.
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)01:14 No.5353567
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    >>5353406
    Who is the mysterious girl who wander the boards, tending broken heart in name of Chaos?

    Whenever a ronery heart beats, she may appear.

    Who is she? I fear we may never know...
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:16 No.5353578
    >>5353567
    Whoever she is, she hasn't fixed the damn barbecue issue. Think Nurgle'd be more helpful?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:17 No.5353593
    FFFFFFUUUCK. WHERE ARE MY BERSERKER BROS? THESE FAGGOTS ARE WORSHIPPING THE WRONG GOD AND IT'S OUR JOB TO SHOW THEM THE TRUE GOD- THROUGH BLOODSHED!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:17 No.5353596
    >>5353567

    Jo, can you post these on the DevArt?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:17 No.5353599
    >>5353567
    Secret... SLAANESHI WOMAN!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:18 No.5353607
    >>5353567
    someday this hero will get around to me.. and my smothering fetish...
    someday...
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 08/06/09(Thu)01:19 No.5353610
    >>5353567
    Shit, there was something I was supposed to ask you. You come here regularly? I'll probably have remembered it by the next time you're back.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:19 No.5353612
    >>5353596
    I think the one with the tit hanging out and spooge on her face would likely break the rules a bit.
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)01:19 No.5353616
    >>5353596
    I like my DA to be worksafe. Not because I give 2 shits about doing porn, but because people may access it from job / school and would generate problems.

    Plus, it would be useless without the text and Anon contribution.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:19 No.5353617
    >>5353596

    Or better yet, add an Adult section to Nerfnow and do a Salesgirl arc.
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)01:22 No.5353645
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    >>5353610
    I lurk around, usually on 40k or X-com thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:23 No.5353650
    >>5353616
    Well, the amount of lesbian engineers you have drawn kinda hints towards a love of drawing boobies.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:24 No.5353663
    >>5353645
    shit son, were you just in my thread where i got smashed and asked for xcom tips?
    im learning slowly....
    >> so ronrey... 08/06/09(Thu)01:25 No.5353667
    >>5353567

    Here's hoping a cute Slaaneshi is in New Jersey...

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:26 No.5353673
    >>5353667
    Where in New Jersey? Anywhere in the Atlantic City area?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:26 No.5353681
    >>5353617

    Oh, and, since I'm mentioning Arcs, the current one has a nice feel to it, but, eh, the serious business sort of attitude isn't quite what I look for. It's really good, but I prefer comedy.
    >> Emperor's Champion !!WvKWIT7IN6o 08/06/09(Thu)01:26 No.5353682
    >>5353667
    That's heresy, boy.

    And my battle-barge is located in New Jersey, so you're out of luck.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:27 No.5353683
    /r/ Slaanesh Salesgirl with more obvious bulge.
    Possibly alongside corset-trap Slaanesh, trying not to look jealous of the much larger bulge.
    Take it or don't, but hey - it's not porn, right?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:28 No.5353696
    >>5352397
    so long as it's not a handjob.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:28 No.5353700
    >>5353663

    Good god, how bad are you? I got a fucking Sectoid Base Attack on the 7th day, nothing but a Rocket Tank and a few troops, and I keep getting raped by Mind Control or Cyberdicks.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:29 No.5353703
    My dice roll better when I praise Tzeentch.

    So yeah.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:29 No.5353711
    >>5353250
    So nurgle is the postal service?
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)01:30 No.5353714
    >>5353617
    Adult stuff is a no-no on Nerfnow, for lots of reasons. It's extra heretic.

    You won't believe the ammount of flak artists get for exposing their erotic work. My protip? Think thrice before posting it on the internet.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:31 No.5353726
    >>5353683
    Second.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:34 No.5353745
    >>5353700
    yeeaaaahhh
    im pretty bad, but i do believe the alcohol isnt helping, i keep running out of patience thinking there are no aliens there becaue they havnt shot at me and rounding courners too fast then gettinh blown into oblivion
    NEED.... PATIENCE....
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:37 No.5353773
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    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:37 No.5353777
    >>5353714

    Be an actor, post the sexual stuff under a pseudonym and act like you're "copying" or "tracing" "Jo's" art. Then if anyone brings it up, act in fake outrage and send angry E-Mails, or something, and post pictures of it.

    Remember the flak Greenhand gets for his alleged tracing on Paheal? Start that up against your Pseudonym.

    Or just Rapidshare it and claim some of your "private" works were stolen, either way, some people appreciate the nude stuff, and not just for fapping.
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)01:38 No.5353783
    >>5353745
    My tip is

    Advance with tank.
    Tank detect stuff
    Move the rookies and make then shoot the threat
    Stop advancing the tank if the humans soldiers are lagging behind

    Don't enter enemy ships. Proximity grenades on the exists, tanks on front, soldiers on side. Pass until turn 25, watch aliens die to massive reaction fire.
    >> so ronrey... 08/06/09(Thu)01:39 No.5353790
    >>5353682

    Why didn't you help when the Orks rolled through Camden County, OH servants of the Emprah? It's hell, HELL in here, living in quarantine conditions, isolated amongst lasgun factories and repair centers.. All through training, the women were all the same, stuck up fools who wanted the big, strong Ultramarines, not the "defective" guy with glasses and more brain power than some sort of battlefield pawn, If Slaanesh Loves me, than i love Slaanesh


    May the emprah forgive my sad, empty heart
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)01:39 No.5353791
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    >>5353745
    My tip is

    Advance with tank.
    Tank detect stuff
    Move the rookies and make then shoot the threat
    Stop advancing the tank if the humans soldiers are lagging behind

    Don't enter enemy ships. Proximity grenades on the exists, tanks on front, soldiers on side. Pass until turn 25, watch aliens die to massive reaction fire.

    Never let anyone in the line of fire of a rookie.
    >> Emperor's Champion !!WvKWIT7IN6o 08/06/09(Thu)01:43 No.5353846
    >>5353790

    We sent the Salamanders to deal with that one.

    Us Black Templars control most of northern Jersey. Anything under Mercer is out of my jurisdiction.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:45 No.5353858
    >>5353791
    thanks! going into the notepad too... hopefully when i wake up sober ill be able to salvage this shitty drunken mission from my evil drunken clutches usng this notepad..
    >>5353607
    this was also me, so pass it round your friends!
    being smothered in female flesh is hot! dont worry about sight or air, you wont need it where you are going!
    .......
    was my sales pitch ok?
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)01:48 No.5353886
    >>5353858
    This won't work versus aliens with mind-control thou. If you see your soldiers starting being mind-controlled, either abort mission, or kill their commanders ASAP.

    I usually abort unless I have both flying suit and blaster launcher.

    If you don't abort, it's a good idea to equip your weak-willed soldiers with weaker weapons like laser pistols.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:55 No.5353948
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    >>5353886
    its been duly noted. thanks.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)01:56 No.5353952
    moar Slaanesh salesgirl plz
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:02 No.5354000
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    I'm looking at you Joe.
    >> Slaanesh Salesgirl 08/06/09(Thu)02:06 No.5354042
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    Horus Heresy? The Emperor Mercy?
    "And his great, greatsword plunged deep on my traitorous flesh"?

    YES! We can do it!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:08 No.5354056
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    >>5353617
    thats what paheal is there for.
    >> so ronrey... 08/06/09(Thu)02:09 No.5354063
    >>5354042

    Well, in the least, your brought a smile to my weepy face
    >> Emperor's Champion !!WvKWIT7IN6o 08/06/09(Thu)02:10 No.5354071
    >>5354042

    Can't..decide..if..want to purge..
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:11 No.5354079
    >>5354042
    That would even pierce the loyalist's of loyal adamantium.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:15 No.5354110
    >>5354042
    HaHa. Nice.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 08/06/09(Thu)02:15 No.5354112
    DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT WOULD WORK ON A THOUSAND SONS MARINE?
    >> Emperor's Champion !!WvKWIT7IN6o 08/06/09(Thu)02:17 No.5354129
    >>5354112

    YOU.

    WHAT THE HELL MAN.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 08/06/09(Thu)02:20 No.5354139
    >>5354129
    WHAT? I NEED TO GET BACK AT RUBRIC MARINE!
    >> Emperor's Champion !!WvKWIT7IN6o 08/06/09(Thu)02:22 No.5354168
    >>5354139

    SO DRILL A HOLE IN HIS HELMET AND POUR JELL-O IN HIM.

    YOU STILL OWE ME THREE FIFTY FOR THE TIME YOU BORROWED MY BLACK SWORD.
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 08/06/09(Thu)02:26 No.5354201
    >>5354168
    BLACK SWORD? WHY WOULD I BARROW A SWORD!? I USE AXES!

    UNLESS IT WAS THAT SWORD I SHOVED UP A NURGLE MARINE'S ASS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
    >> Khorne Cultist 08/06/09(Thu)02:30 No.5354216
    >>5354201
    WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)02:30 No.5354219
    Is that a challenge?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:30 No.5354221
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    >>5354129
    >>5354139
    >>5354168
    >>5354201

    Ladies and gentlemen: the comedy of a high school freshman...
    >> Emperor's Champion !!WvKWIT7IN6o 08/06/09(Thu)02:30 No.5354222
    >>5354201

    WHAT THE FUCK MAN THOSE STAINS DONT JUST COME OUT EMPEROR DAMN IT.

    FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:31 No.5354234
    >>5354056
    /r/ING MORE LOLICRON RULE34
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:31 No.5354235
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    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:31 No.5354238
    >>5354221
    I read that in his voice. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:32 No.5354249
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    oops I just ended your thread
    >> Slaanesh Salesgirl 08/06/09(Thu)02:35 No.5354269
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    Monstruous creature?
    Invulnerability save?
    Lots of wounds?
    NOT A PROBLEM!
    >> Emperor's Champion !!WvKWIT7IN6o 08/06/09(Thu)02:35 No.5354270
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    >>5354221

    Who the hell are you. Do you know who I am?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:36 No.5354278
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    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 08/06/09(Thu)02:36 No.5354281
    >>5354216
    BECAUSE WE CAN!

    >>5354222
    HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU WOULD WANT IT BACK? JUST DIP IT IN BOILING BLOOD AND YOU'LL BE FINE!
    >> Caiphus Cain 08/06/09(Thu)02:36 No.5354283
    >>5354269

    As an imperial commisar I am not only given a command post far away from enemy lines but are also given access to good pay, an assistant, and a job teaching at an imperial university upon retirement not only that but am currently in a relationship with a Inquesitor. What can you offer thats better than that and wont damn me for all eternity?
    >> Emperor's Champion !!WvKWIT7IN6o 08/06/09(Thu)02:37 No.5354287
    >>5354281

    THAT JUST MAKES THE STAIN WORSE, FUCK.

    THE TECHMARINES ARE GONNA MAKE ME USE MY FUCKING CROZIUS FROM NOW ON.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:37 No.5354288
    >>5354269
    Attach that to a seismic hammer!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:39 No.5354306
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    >>5354269
    Can you give me a sense of safety?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:39 No.5354309
    >>5354269

    We need a series of Slaanesh Salesgirl selling sex and sex-toys to the fine men, women and monsters of the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:41 No.5354320
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    >>5354269
    >> Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 08/06/09(Thu)02:42 No.5354330
    >>5354269
    THAT BRINGS MEMORIES...dark memories...so dark...


    I think I'm done for the night.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:49 No.5354378
    You're a god amongst anons, Jo. This was glorious.
    >> Slaanesh Salesgirl 08/06/09(Thu)02:52 No.5354395
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    >>5354306
    Sure!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:54 No.5354409
    >>5354395
    I assume that is a pillow and not her legs wrapped around her back.
    >> Cautious Optimist 08/06/09(Thu)02:54 No.5354416
    Slaanesh Slaesgirl, I have to be honest here. It's going to be odd asking you this, as I'm sure that it's not a request that you get often.

    I want a friend.

    Someone who I can hang out with, have scintillating conversation with, and not necessarily have sex with until steam shoots out my ears.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:58 No.5354463
    >>5354409
    Well it is Slaanesh so I wouldn't put it past her.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)02:59 No.5354477
    A completely 100% female Slaneesh.
    You can't give that to me, so you lose.
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)03:02 No.5354516
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    >>5354409
    I guess quality is going down, this signal it's time to stop.

    Slaanesh Salesgirl will take some deserved rest now. She earned it.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:04 No.5354526
    >>5354516
    She's a hard worker. I think she deserves a promotion.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:07 No.5354553
    >>5354526
    I smirked.
    >> Jo 08/06/09(Thu)03:12 No.5354594
    >>5354526
    Ok, I lol'ed. Good one Anon.

    Still, I have no juice left. Sorry. Maybe next time.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 08/06/09(Thu)03:14 No.5354620
    >>5354516
    That is one of the most amazingly expressive faces I've seen in a long time. Nice drawing, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:17 No.5354639
    >>5354283
    Anal
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:18 No.5354647
    >>5354594
    Looking forward to it. And maybe bring some salesgirl hardcore next time around...
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:19 No.5354652
    This thread is so much win.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:20 No.5354662
    >>5354647
    No lobster claw handjobs, please.
    >>5354516
    >>5354620
    He manages to do nice expressions with minimal lines. It's nifty, just to nerd out a bit. Also, d'awww + boobs.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:25 No.5354708
    >>5352969
    >>5353250
    I am interested in Slaanesh Inc. and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:25 No.5354711
    >>5354662
    Take a look at these:
    >>5354042
    >>5354269
    The lobster claw seems to be an optional feature for her. Must be a slaanesh sales perk.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:27 No.5354729
    Jo! hey, Jo!

    http://64.86.28.46/kusaba/quest/

    We'd really appreciate it if you came by.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)03:30 No.5354748
    >>5354711
    Maybe it is just an attention grabber? Something you take off when not needed?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)04:04 No.5354993
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    reminds me of this
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)04:11 No.5355036
    >>5354993

    I lolled

    anymore of this comic/sauce?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)04:13 No.5355059
    >>5355036
    www.sinfest.net

    Incredible comic. Worthy of Archive Binging.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)04:15 No.5355077
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    >>5355036

    sinfest.net

    Protip: The comic updates daily but the colored full page strips are only on sundays
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)04:26 No.5355140
    Hey wait... we signed up, where's our "special gift"? I WANT A FUCKING TOASTER!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)04:34 No.5355182
    Im sorry, im already have Khorn insurance, the price is much better
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)04:38 No.5355214
    >>5355077
    I daaw'd
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)04:53 No.5355282
    >>5354993

    you see, it's funny because union workers are lazy!

    lmbo
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)08:29 No.5356536
    We need more original X-com fanart!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)08:49 No.5356675
    >>5355140
    > I WANT A FUCKING TOASTER!
    Well, if that's your fetish, I suppose it's a good thing this is the _Slaanesh_ special...
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)11:27 No.5357515
    >>5356675
    Just buy one, it's slaanesh, not wal mart
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)13:02 No.5358315
    >>5357515
    What if it's a defiler-toaster?

    It brings the toast to you!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)13:47 No.5358702
    >>5358315
    More like "brings dicks-shaped toasts to put in your ass"



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