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  • File : 1249922990.png-(11 KB, 458x370, Britguy.png)
    11 KB Britquest Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)12:49 No.5405035  
    You are Britguy. An average British citizen.

    Armed with a cup of tea and a hat, you prepare yourself to embark on your epic journey through "Ye Dungeon".

    What is your first action?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:50 No.5405042
    drink the tea
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:51 No.5405049
    find some crumpets
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:51 No.5405053
    Pour tea in ear.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:51 No.5405059
    Where the fuck is my monocle? Are their monocles in the dungeon? Let's get a monocle.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:51 No.5405060
    Apologize for being late.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:52 No.5405064
    >>5405049
    Then later on some strumpet amirite?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:52 No.5405068
    Be assaulted by a group of fangle-toothed youths with knives, have everything I carry on my person stolen and report the incident to the local Muslim police officer who beats me down for being an infidel.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:52 No.5405070
    Double check the location of the portable hole hidden deep in the hat
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:53 No.5405074
    Dither about trying to decide whether to enter or not until a woman convinces me one way or another.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)12:53 No.5405076
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    >>5405049
    You drink the tea. Yum.
    >>5405042
    You head off in the other direction to look for some crumpets.
    >>5405053
    There is no tea left, you drank it all.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:53 No.5405084
    Do whatever my nanny state tells me too before I get carried away by the thought police.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:54 No.5405088
    Invade France.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:54 No.5405092
    >>5405088
    via the chunnel
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:55 No.5405102
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    >>5405068
    >>5405084
    Oho, do I sense someone trying to start a britain vs america shitstorm...
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:55 No.5405104
    Defend myself when a robber enters my house and proceed to go to prison while the criminal goes scot-free and raids my home a second time while I am serving my time.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:56 No.5405106
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    >>5405088
    Heyyyy.... You're not Germany.....
    That should read
    >colonize Africa
    or something.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:57 No.5405117
    Do whatever my new slav overlords tell me to, let the niggers tread all over me and allow the Islamic extremists to cover my wife in a black bedsheet because it's "multi-cultural".
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)12:57 No.5405119
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    You have located a box of crumpets
    >>5405060
    You apologise profusely.
    >>5405059
    You note down that you should find a monacle
    >>5405070
    There is no portable hole within your perfectly maintained hat.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:57 No.5405126
    >>5405117
    >>5405104
    >>5405084
    >>5405068
    Aren't you a busy little samefag.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:57 No.5405128
    >>5405106

    No, we did enjoy invading france in our time.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:58 No.5405132
    Go speeding because I am late for work and end getting a longer prison sentence than a child-molesting pedophile.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:58 No.5405133
    ATTENTION /K/, YOU HAVE A BOARD. PLEASE REMAIN CONCENTRATED IN THAT CAMP LIKE STRUCTURE.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)12:59 No.5405143
    Go to prison because I actually go to church on sundays and such isn't allowed in an atheist-islamic nanny state.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:00 No.5405148
    I'll just ignore the obvious trolling, shall I?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:00 No.5405152
    Stay inside my home at all costs because if I don't, I will be attacked by violent youths who will only get ASBOs while I get a prison sentence for trying to defend myself.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:00 No.5405154
    >>5405068
    >>5405084
    >>5405104
    >>5405117
    >>5405132

    go the fuck back to /k/ you daily mail reading sister fucking redneck.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:00 No.5405156
    We should definately invade france rather than africa.

    If we invade africa, people will bitch about us oppressing third world countries and it'll stir up a shitstorm.

    If we invade france, no-one will give a fuck. Well, except the french.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:01 No.5405158
    >>5405148

    You could go to the local cafe and order another cup of tea, and possibly a fry up.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:01 No.5405159
    Do whatever the police tell me to because they are the law in this beautiful surveillance state that we live in.
    >> plaguemarine !1nhvsU2lj6 08/10/09(Mon)13:02 No.5405164
    Bump because the faggots keep ruining a good start topic
    >> sega 08/10/09(Mon)13:02 No.5405166
    >>5405068
    >>5405084
    >>5405104
    >>5405117
    >>5405132
    >>5405143
    >>5405152

    Fucking fuck, this is not your political shiteating ground. Get. Out.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:02 No.5405168
    >>5405156
    And besides, France has better dungeons anyway, I read it in a guide to europe's dungeons.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:02 No.5405171
    >>5405159

    We get it, our law and justice system isn't as good as it was, you can stop posting now.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:03 No.5405175
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    >>5405156
    You set sail from Dover, packing the crumpets in your boat. It's time to give those Frenchies a darn good thrashing.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:03 No.5405185
    I am an American, and I have no idea what these posts are talking about.

    >>5405117
    >>5405068
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:03 No.5405186
    bemoan my modern police state and the fact that there is nothing i can legally do to defend myself if attacked short of the knife actually standing on it's own in my chest. mugger should have binned that knife.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:04 No.5405189
    >>5405175

    You forgot to bring some longbow archers with you, you cannot defeat france without longbows, it just doesn't seem right.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:04 No.5405191
    Try to defend myself with a gun-- no, illegal, okay a knife-- nope, illegal again-- how about some mace-- no, even more illegal. My fists? No?
    Illegal?

    Okay, I let the thug step all over me because I am a law-abiding citizen.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:04 No.5405193
    >>5405175

    Could we represent a British stereotype other than the jolly tea-drinking Londoner?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:04 No.5405196
    >>5405175
    We should get some orangina if we arrive.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:04 No.5405199
    I stand and ponder the state of modern-day life. Does this dungeon represent our infinite cycle of sleep - work - sleep? Does the oppressive, dank, darkness relate to the feelings of utter apathy towards my fellow man?

    Fuck that, I draw my stabba and go about my business killing kobolds.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:04 No.5405201
    >>5405193

    The jolly tea-drinker IS the stereotype.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:05 No.5405209
    Lose my job because some Polish bastard decided to come over to London for free and he expects money to be poured on him.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:05 No.5405211
    >>5405191
    DEFEND yourself with TEA and HAT
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:06 No.5405216
    INSPECT BOX.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:07 No.5405219
    Make a small racial comment in my own home.
    Have my home raided by the thought police.
    Have all of my belongings and my home stolen from me and handed to slavs because I made a joke.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:07 No.5405220
    >>5405199
    Britains dungeons are lame, if you wanted to crawl around in the dark and damp, you could GO OUTSIDE!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:07 No.5405222
    What date is it? Are we in Victorian times?
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:07 No.5405227
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    >>5405189
    You head back to Blighty in order to collect some longbowmen.
    >>5405193
    You replace your Top Hat with a more cultural Baseball cap.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:08 No.5405232
    No longer allowed to celebrate any event that took place over fifty years ago because it's not multi-cultural enough.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:10 No.5405244
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    >>5405227
    any AUSTRAILIAN bowmen?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:12 No.5405264
    Convert to a foreign religion because it's multi-cultural.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:12 No.5405266
    ITT: STEREOTYPES AND RACISM
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:13 No.5405273
    I jus want some orangina :/
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:13 No.5405277
    Allow the police to rape my family because the police have more rights than the standard citizen.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:13 No.5405279
    >>5405244
    I don't think we brought Australians to Agincourt
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:13 No.5405284
    Return to airstrip 1 to inform thought police of my traitorous nephew who recently used the world sedition in a sentence.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:14 No.5405295
    Be forced on to the streets in favour of giving a parasitic tribe of self-righteous Africans with no respect for others a roof to live beneath.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:17 No.5405322
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    >>5405295
    >>5405284
    >>5405277
    >>5405266
    >>5405264
    >>5405232
    >>5405219
    >>5405209
    >>5405191
    >>5405159
    >>5405152
    >>5405143
    >>5405133
    >>5405132
    >>5405117
    >>5405104
    >>5405084
    >>5405068
    While stopping off in Blighty you go and vote for the BNP.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:19 No.5405339
    >>5405322
    I got a chuckle
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:20 No.5405349
    Do an American one next time, a fat redneck who sleeps with his sister.

    Go to India and kill a bunch of them
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:21 No.5405353
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    After retrieving some longbows you set sail from Dover... once again.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:22 No.5405368
    Denounce my white British heritage and desperately try to paint myself brown or get a slav accent so I have more rights.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:22 No.5405371
    get ye flask
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:23 No.5405372
    >>5405353

    Hunt sea monsters for practice with longbow
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:24 No.5405389
    >>5405353
    Trade a longbow to those french elves for an orangina.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:24 No.5405390
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    >>5405371
    You cannot get Ye Flask
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:26 No.5405416
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    >>5405371
    You take a swig from your flask.
    >>5405372
    Behold! The mighty Kraken appears!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:26 No.5405421
    >>5405353
    Is anyone waiting for us in France or do we have the advantage of surprise?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:27 No.5405431
    Do whatever the Europeans tell us to because we're willingly their bitch.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:27 No.5405434
    >>5405421
    You are arriving unexpected. However France is currently the least of your worries.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:28 No.5405444
    Aim for Krakens mouth
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:29 No.5405470
    >>5405416
    The kraken appears to be running out of complaints, now is our chance... to.. erm
    we drank the tea...so we are slightly caffinated. BONK THAT THING! WITH A LONGBOW!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:30 No.5405480
    >>5405416

    Start a heated conversation with the Kraken!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:31 No.5405494
    Do we have any Bodkin arrows for our Longbows? We can't use our Longbows without Bodkin arrows!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:32 No.5405505
    Do whatever the Kraken tells you to because it's an ethnic minority.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:33 No.5405520
    >>5405505
    Hows the weather?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:34 No.5405524
    Not only did we not get a monocle, you took away our top hat? sage.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:35 No.5405533
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    >>5405444
    You take aim with your longbow.
    >>5405470
    You are unable to bonk it while taking aim.
    >>5405480
    The Kraken is apparently French, he doesn't understand what you're saying.
    >>5405494
    You have: Bodkin and flaming arrows. And Crumpets.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:36 No.5405544
    >>5405533
    Shoot the beastie in it's mouth.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:36 No.5405547
    >>5405544
    Roll for accuracy (1d100)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:37 No.5405557
    >>5405533
    as long as we have those crupets we are in no risk of being eaten, fire!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:38 No.5405562
    Bows and arrows are dangerous weapons. Forget the kraken, hand them into the police now so they can be destroyed.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:39 No.5405572
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>5405562
    We're in international waters!
    rollin if anyone else hasn't rolled.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:40 No.5405583
    >>5405572
    Your shot veers off into the distance.
    >>5405557
    The kraken attacks, you lure him away with a crumpet. You have 5 crumpets left.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:41 No.5405593
    rolled 85 = 85

    I though the British were like elves and hardly ever miss with their bow! Take another shot!
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:43 No.5405607
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    >>5405593
    Your arrow lands directly in the Kraken's eye. It is now infuriated but inaccurate.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:44 No.5405611
    >>5405593

    Excellent shot old chap
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:46 No.5405636
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>5405607
    Fire a flaming arrow at it. I'm sure this will not end poorly due to the centuries of pollution and oilspills etc.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:47 No.5405651
    >>5405636

    We are in the water also...
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)13:49 No.5405664
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    >>5405636
    Your boat is now on fire.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)13:51 No.5405688
    >>5405664

    Brilliant! A fire-boat! Just like we used to blow up the Spanish navy! Sail it into the Kraken and hope for the best!
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:00 No.5405766
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    >>5405688
    You sail into the Kraken. The sea monster erupts into flames, your boat is no longer on fire due to the splashing.

    You lose your baseball cap.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:02 No.5405782
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>5405766
    >You lose your baseball cap.
    Its on now france.
    Fire another flaming arrow at the kraken.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:03 No.5405786
    >>5405766

    We should use this opportunity to heat up any tea/crumpets that we have left, also, put on your other hat.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:06 No.5405813
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    >>5405782
    You hit the Kraken in the mouth, it's insides are now on fire. Let's hope they're not volatile.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:06 No.5405817
    >>5405786
    You begin roasting crumpets over the Kraken, also, you re-equip your top hat.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:07 No.5405823
    We should apologise.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:08 No.5405838
    >>5405817

    I demand a monocle as fat lootz for killing the kraken
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:08 No.5405840
    >>5405823
    I like it!
    How would we do that?
    diplomacy roll?
    sail away slowly shaking our head?
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:11 No.5405858
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    >>5405823
    You apologise. Rather rudely the Kraken ignores it and explodes.
    Various things from inside the kraken land inside your boat.
    A partially digested crumpet.
    Some goopy fleshy stuff
    A monacle

    Level up!
    choose a class.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:12 No.5405864
    >>5405858
    Dorf
    Or sorcerer
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:12 No.5405865
    >>5405840
    Let's take this opportunity to get away. Change the direction of the rudder and move past the kraken while it's distracted. Or wait until it's dead and then collect it's delicious fried corpse. French love disgusting food. Use it as a Trojan squid!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:13 No.5405868
    Pirate
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:13 No.5405872
    >>5405858

    Let us be the gentleman class.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:13 No.5405873
    Butler
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:14 No.5405881
    Grifter
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:15 No.5405887
    I'll wait until you atleast partially decide on a single class out of these.
    Pirate, Gentleman, Sorcerer, Butler, Dorf.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:15 No.5405890
    >>5405881
    I was going to say Ripper but this
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:16 No.5405894
    Ammendum: Grifter is added to the list.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:17 No.5405906
    Queen-lover
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:18 No.5405907
    English Dorf= Win
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:18 No.5405912
    I vote grifter.
    >> [Subject Name Here] 08/10/09(Mon)14:19 No.5405918
    Gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:19 No.5405923
    >>5405887

    What the fuck? No Hooligan? I want to be a damn Hooligan!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:20 No.5405931
    >>5405923

    These are character classes, sir. Hooligans have no class.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:21 No.5405938
    >>5405931

    Neither do most Brits. Anyone who's been to the country would know this.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:22 No.5405941
    >>5405931
    http://instantrimshot.com/
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:24 No.5405958
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    You are now a level 2 Grifter.
    You gain the skills:
    Cheating[20]
    Swindling[30]
    Shady Dealing[50]
    You have a new ability! Swindle
    You have a new ability! Cheat

    What is your next course of action.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:25 No.5405966
    >>5405958
    cheat our way to france?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:27 No.5405979
    Grow sideburns
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:30 No.5405991
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    >>5405966
    You cheat the laws of physics and arrive in France.
    >>5405979
    You now have sideburns.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:32 No.5406010
    >>5405966
    Get some hats
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:33 No.5406014
    Declare war.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:33 No.5406020
    Go to the Louvre, pee on the culture
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:34 No.5406025
    and pick up a bottle of orangina, those frenchies cannot make a propper cuppa, and it probably will help defeat any scurvy we gained on our voyage.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:35 No.5406027
    Swindle france
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:35 No.5406031
    >>5405991
    Seduce the one hundred most comeliest and well-shaven lasses in this fair new land.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:36 No.5406033
    Chevauchée time baby!

    YEEEE HAWE!
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:38 No.5406046
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    >>5406014
    You declare war... nobody hears you.
    >>5406020
    >>5406025
    On your way to the louvre you bump into border patrol, your thirst for orangina grows.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:39 No.5406049
    shoot him in the face.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:39 No.5406053
    >>5406046
    Swindle him out of all his earthy possessions, then beat him to death with the ones you don't want.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:40 No.5406057
    >>5406049
    Thats not very sporting...
    >grifter
    nevermind!
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:40 No.5406062
    Start a soccer riot. Use the days of rioting as cover for your dismantling of Paris
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:41 No.5406064
    Swindle him out of his gay hat.

    Then burn it in front of him.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:41 No.5406067
    English longbow FTW!

    *SHOOT HIM*
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:42 No.5406073
    Guy's if you're going to shoot him atleast roll for accuracy (1d100)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:42 No.5406079
    rolled 98 = 98

    FLAMING ARROW!
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:43 No.5406087
    >>5406073
    Also roll for swindling (1d100, must get under your swindling skill to pass)
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:43 No.5406088
    >>5406079

    Jolly good shot, sir.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:43 No.5406091
    >>5406073

    While we're at it, could you give us a general idea of what's a hit, what's a miss, critical, etc?

    Ie 75+ critical success, 50+ hit, 25+ miss, 1+ critical failure.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:44 No.5406097
    Loot his Corpse
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:44 No.5406104
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>5406087

    I use cheat to use my swindling skill.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:45 No.5406110
    >>5406097
    Probably just a bunch of croussants.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:45 No.5406112
    >>5406104
    I'm pretty sure you're cheating the wrong way, isn't high good?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:45 No.5406115
    And retrieve our ammunition.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:46 No.5406119
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    >>5406049
    >>5406064
    >>5406079
    A marvellous shot! His head erupts into flame, his hat burns to a cinder.
    A quick search of the corpse reveals a baguette and some onions.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:46 No.5406121
    >>5406112

    He said for swindling we have to roll under our skill level for it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:46 No.5406130
    >>5406119

    Can we equip our monocle?
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:47 No.5406131
    >>5406091
    That seems like a good table to use.

    >>5406112
    The higher your skill, the easier it is to roll under it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:49 No.5406150
    Use HEAD to set fire to nearest field. Or hovel, or forest, or border patrol station.

    Chevauchée! Chevauchée!
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)14:53 No.5406180
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    >>5406150
    The nearby village of Cherbourg is now aflame. In the distance you can hear screams.
    >>5406130
    The monacle is already equipped, I forgot to draw it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:55 No.5406196
    Righteous!

    We have restored the authority of the Crown to these barbarian lands.

    What's up next guys?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:56 No.5406207
    Spot of tea to celebrate?
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)14:56 No.5406211
    >>5406196

    India anyone?
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)15:01 No.5406253
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    >>5406207
    You settle down to have a cup of tea.
    Nearby is a door with "Le Dungeon" written above it.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:01 No.5406254
    >>5406211

    Yes!

    Onto india, and then china.

    We need our supply of Opium
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:02 No.5406264
    >>5406150
    Burn the thatched roof cottages to swindle the locals into believing it to be the work of a dragon.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:03 No.5406268
    >>5406253

    Look around inside for the passage to India.

    Or maybe some Indians.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:06 No.5406296
    We should probably take the time to recruit some Gurkhas from Nepal.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)15:09 No.5406327
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    >>5406254
    >>5406268
    You enter the dungeon... inside there is a small corner shop. Behind the till is an indian man.
    >>5406264
    The villagers are all dead.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:10 No.5406340
    >>5406327

    He looks suspiciously Pakistani to me....
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:11 No.5406344
    >>5406327
    >The villagers are all dead.
    War. War never changes.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)15:11 No.5406348
    >>5406340
    You are a white British citizen. You do not care for political correctness.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:12 No.5406351
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>5406327
    Swindle him into thinking he's a Gurkha in our army.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:13 No.5406364
    >>5406348

    But political correctness is what our culture is based on!
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)15:13 No.5406368
    >>5406351
    Your swindle roll fails. He tells you where the gherkins are.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:18 No.5406415
    Swindle him out of his money because you need to get to the gherkins.
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)15:26 No.5406481
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    >>5406415
    The Indian kicks you out of his shop. The entrance to the dungeon has now closed.
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)15:37 No.5406586
    Burn down his shop! That bastard must pay!
    >> Scribblefag !!TntyIYrwfxL 08/10/09(Mon)15:41 No.5406631
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    >>5406586
    You burn down the shop and prepare for the long crawl through the dungeon.

    It appears interest has died off. I'll pick this up again tomorrow.
    >> Sly Mambo !hafP3Oag4g 08/10/09(Mon)15:45 No.5406664
    Detect evil.
    If evil is detected, use prepared response

    >>ARHGHFJGLFLBLARRHHSMITEEVILSMITEEVIL
    >> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)16:29 No.5407089
    >>5406631

    Continue on to Paris. Everyone knows that the French have never defended Paris successfully in the 20th/21st century!



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