>quest

Smash a meteor into the whole of the Highland Gams.

>>5469751
Indeed it is.

Lets get sherloli and co. to investigate the games, follow up on bond's lead as it were.

Maybe we should consider entering our own candidate in the games?
How's Nameless doing these days?

>>5469786
Th undying abomination you made from his corpse or the loli-bot?

Use our contacts in the U.N. to get us seats to the games. I also have a feeling we'll have to compete against our rival in the games as well, so we may need to modify our liver to withstand copious amounts of alcohol.

>>5469795
The undying abomination of course.
Unless little children are allowed to compete.

Consider growing a beard to fit in during the games.

>>5469808
Are little children allowed to compete? Cause we're basically set if they are.

Build a Highlander-bot to compete in the games. We enter him in so we can infiltrate the stadium/whatever abd case the joint. Put cameras in Highlander-bot so he can check out the dressing rooms.

Forge some documents ensuring that your lolibots are, in fact, 21 years old (china did it easily enough)

Which of our lolis is best at piping and drumming? Maybe we can dye her hair red and use her. That way she'd excel at both the heavy events and the artistic ones.

Pretty much all of our creations can drink and lift thousands of pounds, so we're good whoever we send.

>>5469826

and make it look like Mel Gibson.

Highlolinder. There can be only one.

>>5469906
I agree with this, except make sure she's in a kilt, and she has to talk like Sean Connery.

>>5469786
You dial her up and have her get to snooping.
>>5469801
Done on the tickets, as for the liver. We'll get to it in a second.
>>5469821
Considering...

Also, Loli-Bond calls.

>>5469922
Yes my dear? So unlike you to call me for a change. Good news I trust? Have you met a cute boy perhaps?

>>5469917
Seconding this

>>5469922
"Yes? What is it?"

>>5469933

Put on a sickeningly huge smile while doing this.

>>5469917
Thirding. Make sure she has a claymore. Also make sure she can drum, pipe and dance just as well as she can drink and throw heavy things. Of course she should 'legally' qualify as 21 for the sake of ensuring we can enter this competition.

Hrmm... they seperate the men's and women's events, dont they? We'll have to make sure a "computer error" winds up entering our girl into the men's competition.

>>5469982

Or we can make robo-dwarf.

Just to be sure... Lolibond is still, mentally, a straight male, right? As in attracted to females? Or did our monkeying with things wind up with him potentially developing actual crushes on cute guys?

>>5470043
We're not sure. She gets flustered when we imply she's interested in a boy though, so we keep saying so because it's fun to annoy her.

>>5470043

Honestly, we turned a man into a puppy and an assassin into a little girl, we shouldn't care if we screwed with his mind at this point.

>>5469922

Talk to 3 and ask for her to give us a quick update on the basics of the games and well known competitors.

>>5469933
>>5469972
"...Do you always have to make sure I don't enjoy this?"

Loli-Bond looks rather unnerved at your evil countenance.

"I... Wait, what was I going to- Oh, right. I did some research and it appears that the Highland Games is probably a safe bet.

I just thought I'd let you know so... I'll be going now."

>>5470068

We are damn creepy...

>>5469982
Outstanding. Lets get to work on this.

"oh and bond... Stay safe...." Dibolical laugh.

>>5470068
>"...Do you always have to make sure I don't enjoy this?"
"Why whatever do you mean? We're just taking an interest in your development and growth as you blossom into a young lady. Its what any good father would do for his little girl."

We should seriously do some research into the games and find out which competitor is likely to be our enemy before we go into it.

If we end up facing some sort of highlander type with our highlanderloli... how are we gonna lolify the dude? There can be only one, remember?

>>5470123
Just transplant the brain into the highlanderloli perhaps?

Who are we after now? biomechanical dude?

>>5470105
>>5470081
We're putting these in this order.

>>5470122
Good idea...

>>5470123
We need something better for that, we should turn him into a Sober, Tea Drinking British Man when we lolify him.

>>5470152
Good sir... are you proposing we butlerfy this man?

>>5470152


He'll be our butler, what better then turning a strong drunkard into our nancy servant boy.

Make sure our highlander loli has one of those little hat things
And a set of bagpipes that can be used as any number of deadly deadly weapons, including but not limited to blowdarts and gas attacks.

>>5470183
Plus a broadsword with a flask in the handle.

Gentlmen... I present our soon to be new superweapon.

I wonder if we shouldnt lolify him anyway... just in case.

>>5470214
He could work either way, but I'd like to keep him as an adult just for the variety.

>>5470214
We lolified our Maid. Why not our butler?

>>5470237
Because his child form is frighteningly girly?

>>5470183
Little hat things?

>>5470245
Outstanding! All the better!

>>5470250
A Scottish Beret, I think. Like so.

>>5470250
Called a tam.

For added hilarity should we consider a fake beard? Like one with very obvius straps and things?

>>5470296
Make it a real beard.

>>5470296
>>5470314
No beards. She'll be manly enough with Sean Connery's voice. A beard would cause the world to implode, and just look silly.

I love how this quest lends itself so well to planning ahead. Really suits the 'evil genius' thing.

>>5470326
Keep a spare beard in our enraged scientist tool cabinet in case we need to implode the world.

I made one, but I didn't like it. I might be exaggerating. Like this one?

Are freckles scottish? Maybe we should add freckles?

Love it Sci. Now lets get her in the games!

>>5470347

Fantastic, send her our with some of our minions undercover. While she's flying out check back for intel on the games.

HA! I cant wait for her to get a chance too use that Claymore. That'll be awesome. It's like, twice the size of her.

>>5470385
The funny part will be that she could probably swing it harder than anyone else at the games with her robotic strength.

>>5469922
We never got to talk to the nameless.

>>5470385
It'll be like Guts...only cuter and deadlier

>>5470381
You send her off in the Minion Vehicular Transporter with a small but elite squad of your minions.
>>5470433
You want to have a conversation with a zombie that barely retained his knowledge on how to kill QUIETLY?

>>5470478

It'd be interesting to say the least.

Our Minion Vehicle Transport looks so cool, and yet very conspicuous, it's the perfect super-villain vehicle.

>>5470478

Very well. While waiting for the results of her mission, let's get up to some evil business. How about we create a super-powered hair remover? If we make it soluble in water, we could infect the water supplies to the locker rooms for the Highland Games. Think of the mass panic caused when every burly scotsman there suddenly losing his beard! In the confusion, perhaps we could kidnap our rival.

>>5470532
Perfect, also taint their beer, make it incredibly weak and lower their alcohol tolerance.

We must investigate things first.
Have baroness scan through some stuff and get us the complete profiles on all entrants. We'll keep an eye out for anything suspicious.

Have 3 go into the personal files of the contestants and go into any personal information we can get.

See what we can do about becoming a major sponsor in this years games. It'll be good for candy/music/tvshow buisness. Plus it'll give us an excuse to be there.

as we get ready to enact operation hair remover, lets see if we can talk to the scottish authorities about framing it on our current nemesis.
What number are we after again?

>>5470595
Not sure, but he's probably the bio mechanical specialist.

>>5470488
You asked for it.

>>5470615
So he can turn his head 180 degrees, we can do that AND make our eyes turn red, we're twice as frightening.

>>5470615
You know, really? We're kinda used to that by now. Ask him where his better half is. That little nameless scamp is always getting off to somewhere.

While we're doing that, do this >>5470562

We need get to the plot, let's see what Sherloli, The Baroness, or 3 have for us.

>>5470676
Agreed. At the very least we need to know which number our future butler is going to be.

Everything is pretty much set, all we need is the info and then we can get into the epic competition.

I'm just glad the anti-loli brigade seems to be taking the night off. I'm really surprised we got highloli made without complait.

I've got a good feeling about Highlander loli. I can see her as the protoman of the group. Allways off on her own, playing music and bein' mysterious.

>>5470737
I've never been a fan of having everyone we face become a loli, but now that we have 3 and the minions there's enough adult presence to make it so that they aren't the entire cast.

>>5470771
Good point.

Say, did we ever do anything with that virus that, on command, turns everyone in the world into lolis? we should see about making our minions proof against it (unless we decide otherwise of course)

>>5470789

I don't think we ever actually made it.

>>5470633
You ask the undead assassin for the whereabouts of his Loli-counter part. Immediately you realize that he probably won't be able to answer even if he knows considering his state.
>>5470562
While the undead abomination sorts through it's memories, you turn to ask Baroness-bot to look up the list of competitors from the highland games.

It turns out that through some special "loop-hole" the Scotsmen have no way of denying your Highloli-der from participating.

The list of the other competitors is somewhat intimidating though. Some of the competitors have gone so far as to claim they can "eat lightning and shit thunder and wash it down with five hundred gallons of hard brew".

>>5470821
Well let's see how highloli-der is doing at the games.

>>5470821
Have baroness go through all their back records. Find out how many of these people have histories of competition or strongmanning, and get the results from said competitions. We're looking for someone coming out of nowhere here.

May I just say how glad I am that we have The Baroness?

>>5470882
Medical records as well? Hmm.. no doubt they would get doctored. Be sure to have the manly-detector tuned as we go through the list, will save time sniffing him out. Perhaps ask about prefered beers. Offer them and taint with soething that will mark the guy we are looking for with a detectable scent or something

Once we find the guy, how are we gonna deal with him? We just gonna challenge him to a highlander-off?

>>5470929
Probably going to compete with him in the games and the winner gets the rights to the other.

>>5470821
Wait, wait. I though were lollified him? You mean we just made loli versions of people?

Now I need to know. Do we just kill people and clone little girl versions of them (Ala X-23) or do we turn people into lolis. And by what means. In fact, I am sadly in the dark on what Scientist's specialty was supposed to be.

>>5470976
We turn people into lolis. We build robot-loli versions of them and then put their brains inside, essentially. I think.
What I'm asking is how, once we track him down, we'll convince him to come quietly/fight him to the death.

>>5470976
The nameless is a special case, we reanimated his body AND made him into a loli. We usually turn them into lolis directly.

The scientist was a specialist in atomic energy I believe.

I'm sure once we've shattered his manly pride we should have little trouble capturing him and turning him into our little buttler girl.

>>5470992
'Convince' him with a claymore through the spine.

Perhaps sabatoge the giant logs that they throw around? Make one suddenly triple in weight and crush him.

I think our specialization in atomic energy is what allows us to have human-sized robots going around. From what we've seen of Elizabeth (the robot expert) she uses giant robots, likely in part due to the power requirments. Though I could be wrong about this.

>>5470952
hmm, we should let him win 1st with our Lolilander a close second, and, as he speeches off about how better he is and blah blah blah we hit him over the head with a beer mug and then proceed with the lolification.

We've won too much, if we lose this once any spying enemy will think of it as a weakspot and foolishly attempt a direct attack...opening the bastard up for severe lolification.

I actually would like a little shota Walter.

>>5470866
Let's go ahead and check in on her.

>>5471089
I laughed hard.

>>5471089
>>5471104
I couldn't resist.

>>5471089
Um... you know the caber is supposed to come down, right? You're supposed to toss it in the air in such a way it flips over, and then its supposed to land (short end out) facing 12oclock from where you threw it. Or something.

Lets hope the judges were too impressed to notice. Who else is doing suspiciously well?

>>5471089
Very impressive. But even so, she might want to limit it to somewhat human levels during competition. Not enough to lose, but the caber should at least land within view.

We should be able to see the competition now, hopefully he'll be glaringly obvious with mechanical parts all over him, but I doubt we'll be that lucky.

>>5471136
Its still in view.
You may need a telescope, but its still totally within view.

>>5471076
We'll have to find someway of mixing this with whatever he currently looks like, as is our style. I can see a little shota walter, but I think for continuities sake it should still, technically, be female. Just for that added bit of humiliation for someone so manly, you know?

>>5471134
Check manliness spikes when others compete.

>>5471134
>>5471055
These will work together, methinks. We don't win according to the rules, but our sheer manliness wins the cowd over so they don't object when we challenge our target to a duel.

>>5471193
I see what you're getting at with this. It sounds risky though... I think for now we should try our hardest. You never know, our competitor may actually be able to face us at this point.

Some of the crowd boos and hold a few curses under breath, but suddenly erupt into cheers when a massive Scotsman takes the field.

"T'was a foine throw lass but I'll have ta show you how it's really done."

>>5471218
That's what I'm saying! Compete at a superhuman, awe-inducing level that avoids full marks by technicalities such as those of the caber toss. Then, challenge the one who does achieve first place, who WILL be our target, and thoroughly humiliate him.

>>5471252
>>5471251
Disregard that, I forgot we're dealing with Scots. Fuck. At least we've found our target.

>>5471251
Oh shit! This dude looks rite dorfy! lets see how he handles his wood.

>>5471251
"Go ahead old man" Say this while drinking gallons of ale and slapping a barmaid on the ass.

>>5471295
This. But in that charming, scottish way.

Also, start doing some subtle x-ray scanning. Not the kind that'll hurt anyone, just the kind that'll show us if he's got a biomechanical arm or something.

>>5469745
>You're information sources have led you to believe one of your rivals is at the Highland Games.
>You're information sources
>You're

We are our own information source, yes.

Doesn't matter he probably wouldn't be hurt by it regardless of how strong it is.

>>5471382
I just dont want to give any of our minions cancer

... yet.

>>5471251
Is that an 8 tattooed on his chest?

>>5471430
It looks like it, aye.
Not very subtle.

>>5471430
oh shit. We could be dealing with a whole line of augmented minions here.

When can we cross over the Evil Genius quest with the Unspeakable Abomination quest?

I want to see some Ted the Pimp all up in this motherfucker.

Hey Scientist at the end of the last thread I had requested if you could make a picture of Nanny Minion reading a bedtime story to Sherloli and Watson I don't suppose I could still ask for one could I?

Oh Shi-
What if that scotsman is really just a decoy...what if the whole games are just a decoy?

Shit shit! I smell UBER trap!!!

>>5471306
PLus send in nanites to take skin flake samples. we can engineer a tailor-made drug to put in his beer. If he wins, we can toast to his victory. If he loses, wedrink to show good sportsmanship. The drug will knock him out and we can cart him off ina a minion-staffed ambulance.

>>5471476
For some reason I don't think a man who tattoos his code name for the secrete association of scientists of which he is a part would be that clever.

>>5471476
Good thing we aren't physically present, just a (somewhat) disposable minion

>>5471486
Lets ask him who 5471134 is

>>5471486

So.... I'm pretty sure he just busted a hole in the space-time continuum. To win a pole-throwing contest.

Gentlemen, I think we may have met our match.

>>5471472
I actually wanted to post that shit when you requested it but 4chan decided I was done for the night. Wouldn't even let me post.

>>5471503
>>5471134

>>5471503
It's this guy>>5471134

We have 8 already, dont we? Wasnt he the laser dude?
I think this guy is just a minion/result of testing from our current target. Lets see if our loli and him cant bond over some drinks and figure out who he works for/used to work for.

Get a minion Sniper team set up. No matter what he does he's not going to win this match.


Also BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5471134

Oh shi- Metaknowledge!!! We're screwed now!

>>5471516
Holy fuck. I dont think I've D'awwwed so much in my fucking life. Good job good sir. Way to go above and beyond.

>>5471516
FUCK YES ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME SCIENTIST EVER!!!

>>5471538
Our sniper team never does anything, the last mission they just sat around while a guy got his head cut like a cantaloupe melon.

>>5471134

would be who 5471134 is

>>5471556
Requesting an image with the minion sniper team sitting around playing cards completely ignoring their job.

Ok, now we scan him for augmentation. He's definatly been modified, but is he the man we're looking for?

>>5471556
Yes, but then Determined Minion revealed himself

>>5471612
I suppose some good came out of it, but really, these guys have to be the laziest minions we have.

>>5471516
When did determined minion get eyelashes?

>>5471716
Thats nanny minion, not determined minion.

>>5471722
ah, where's determined minion then?

>>5471523
Done.

They both proceed to get shit-face drunk before cow-tipping, then trailer-tipping, then house-tipping. Then they go for a quick swim and FLIP a whale over.

Even though she does ask, Patrick McGruffin seems very tight lipped as to who it was he works/worked for.

>>5471765
Then clearly we need to get him DRUNKER
DRUNKER WITH TRUTH SERUM!

>>5471746
MIA after the mission in Brazil.

>>5471765
Use loli "Charms" to get the information.

>>5471765
o god she is so adorable.

>>5471775
I agree with slipping a serum into his drink. Perhaps something that not only makes him more pliable but perhaps oh lets just say a little more "supportive" of our way of thinking. If this works he should become the big brother figure to Highlolider. Together they gather support for us in the Scottish Highlands. This means some tough ass minions in the future.

>>5471575
Here you are.

>>5471765
Hmmm.. Perhaps she doesn't want her newfound friend to get lolified and tells him to run away!
Thus you are faced with the unhappy prospect of grounding your loli for a month!

>>5471838
We have a truth serum? When did this happen?

>>5471853
We never invented a truth serum? What kind of evil scientist are we? We'll just have to go with the classic truth serum; BOOZE

>>5471853
When the insane voices in your head willed it to be.

>>5471853
How hard can it be? In fact, I'll bet we built something along those lines into Highloli-der's bagpipes.

>>5471871
Actually, I think we just built in hidden Booze Holders.

>>5471853
Hmmm......good point. We'll just have to stick with the most classic form of truth serum ever given to man in all the world's history DELICIOUS ALCOHOL. Have Highlolider challenge him to a friendly drinking competition. Her being an android will allow her to drink copious amounts of DELICIOUS ALCOHOL with no ill effects. When he's ripshit hammered then we pry the information from him.

>>5471909
If this doesn't work we'll at least be able to see the single most awesome bar fight ever recorded. Just imagine it two of the most powerful Scots ever getting into a bar fight throwing tables, knocking men into orbit and pounding kegs like shots. Now imagine one of them is a little girl.

(Their cops. They fight crime.)

>>5471942
This could be a hit television show.

>>5471979
It'll definatly make for a great episode of the loli anime.

Is anyone else worried that the current phase of our plan involves outdrinking a biomechanically altered scottsman?

>>5471765
We should keep this guy around when we turn his master into our butler. Maybe make him our emissary to Scotland, supplied with all the liqueur he can drink. Maybe we could have him win local office and use his position to add some batshit crazy Scotsmen to our minion ranks.

>>5471838
>>5471853
>>5471859
>>5471866
>>5471871
You have her go ahead and give the HUGE Scotsman a dose of the serum. While he doesn't appear to be saying much of anything yet, he is looking a little dizzy.

He suggests that they both get more alcohol to clear their heads.

>>5472046
Our loli-bots can't get drunk. He's still part man, we'd win eventually.

>>5472053
Lets do just that. Then interrogate him friendly like over drinks. We'll explain our point of view on things too so he's really all for supporting us.

>>5472053
The Highloli-Der will have to learn that the job comes first. Now get this man some alcohol!

Now that he's actually tipsy we should totally have a kickass drinking contest like in >>5471909 and maybe a bar fight. He would enjoy it so much that he would call Highlolider his best drinking buddy and tell her everything over a strong ale.

>>5472107
Sounds like it would work, hopefully he would spill his beans.

>>5472062
He's may still be a man, but our loli can only contain so much liquid.

>>5472240
alcohol is flammable

>>5472073
>>5472074
>>5472107
>>5472162
They drink, they fight, they brag, they boast, and in the end Patrick McGruffin finally concedes in telling your Highlander-Loli all about his work and the Scientist.

The drunken description of the scientist quickly turns from just an annoying man who won't stop talking, to how he's part of some "sort o' seekret Ssscience group".

"If you want to put the man down and me out of a' job though, ye better have a better payin' one fer me. Takes a lot of money to stay this drunk."

He gives a roaring laugh as if the idea is a joke before clinking his massive beer mug against hers.

>>5472240
Take a break and urinate pure alchohol?

>>5472271
Whoops, forgot his tattoo.

>>5472273
While you stop to pee, tell the Scot that you do have such a job in mind. Offer him to turn to your side, when he accepts get more detailed information.

>>5472271
Oh god. How is that you manage to draw such adorable things, Scientist?

Offer him a job. On the spot. Proffessional Drinking Buddy. Job pays twice what he earns now in addition to all the drink he can drink.

>>5472310
And potential for future growth, pending our designs for Scotland.

>>5472310
I agree, for once, I think we have met a man so manly, that we shouldn't lolify him if we can help it. Offer him a job on your team. Pay him in booze.

>>5472310

Instead of drinking buddy, how about we group him with the highlolider and they can be our agents we send out when we want to utterly destroy something and drink all of it's booze.

>>5472338
Perhaps we should create a Booze Substitute as well? Have them go to a country and drink up all the booze in sight, and while theres an Alcohol drought we can bring them drugged beer that makes them our slaves or something!

>>5472271
Subtly offer the man one such opportunity. Have it be said so it could be easily laughed off as a joke or drunken slur. Afterall with all our liquid income we could keep this man quite happily at the bottom of a tankard after he helps highland loli and the minions bust down our rivals door and capture him. We could defiantly use a man on the inside. Also make a friendly gesture to gain his trust, pay his tab.

>>5472355
I dare think that his tab may cost as much as our flying magma spewing death pyramid.

>>5472355
Little Highlander Loli, flashing around her cash.
Little Highlander Loli, walks around smashed.
Little Highlander Loli, runs into some thugs.
Little Highlander Loli, breaks their ugly mugs.

>>5472362
I think money is pretty trivial for us now. We're probably billionaires by now with all of our sales.

>>5472378
I wouldn't underestimate this man's drinking ability. Combined with the intimidation factor he's probably had that tab all of his bearded life.

>>5472393
All the more reason to pay it off.

>>5472393
Then I suggest this: >>5472351 to make up the costs of his tab. Plus still keep him stinkin drunk.

>>5472375
I love you.

>>5472310
>>5472320
>>5472328
>>5472338
>>5472351
>>5472355
>>5472362
>>5472378
This is how you make friends with an alcoholic Scotsman.

He agrees on the spot after you have the Highlander-Loli pay his tab.

>>5472424
Fuck yeah. Now spill all the details about your leader.

Now, lets find out who he works for and why he has the number 8 tatooed on him like that.

>>5472424
Awesome, now we can give us the specs of our enemies base and we can finally put all of our destructive science to some use.

Lets take him back to base and give him a once over. Find out what he's made of, as it were. We should be careful. He might have a transmitter or tracking device inside him.

You know when all is said and done you're going to have to do a huuuge "pose a team" type picture featuring everyone including all the side characters like this right? Seeing highloli-der perched on his shoulder during a team shot is going to be too awesome to not get done. We'll have that promoted minion and nannyminion in there too. all the side charaacters. It'll be awesome.

>>5472567
Ruby quest had one so why not the Bad guy quests? It would be huge admittedly but so damn awesome.

Is BadGuyQuest on 1d4chan yet? It really is the best quest around right now.

Gonna consider wrapping it up round about heres Sci? Its getting kind of late and I doubt we'll be able to assault a fortress or anything in the time remaining.

>>5472437
>>5472493
>>5472517
Patrick tells you all about "Mr. 4". We'll assume it's his number obviously. he attempts to tell you about 4's base but seems confused on what exactly you want to know. It's big, very sturdy considering, and is somewhere near the Loch Ness

Getting a little distracted, he decides to tell you the story behind his number 8. Whether or not it is true is up to you to believe. Supposedly, he spotted the Loch Ness monster. Diving in and chasing after the beast, he eventually wrestled the monster for eight days. Eventually the monster pussied out, passing out in a headlock and he tossed it back into the lake.

>>5472534
That'll take some time and a much much larger transport than the one we sent her in on.
>>5472567
Oh God.

>>5472677
Yeah. I really do need to call it for now. It's getting way late. Could whoever keeps archiving my forum go ahead and do it? I don't have a fucking clue how that works.

Be ready for Bad Guy Quest 12. I might do it tomorrow.

Pool resources into scoping area around Loch Ness. Study the monster even. Considering what we've dealt with, it's possible that the Monster is a creation of Four.

>>5472707
>>5472724

Well shit. Nevermind then.

>>5472707
Already been archived.

See you tommorow Sci. Looking forward to making 4 our loli-walter-butler.

>>5472707

Done.

Thank you there big S!

*In the voice of the Dragon ball Z announcer*

NEXT TIME ON BAD GUY QUEST

WILL THE ENRAGED SCIENTIST BE ABLE TO DEFEAT HIS NEW OPPONENT? WILL PATRICK MCGRUFFIN CHANGE HIS NAME TO BIGMCLARGEHUGE? WILL HIGHLOLIDER KEEP HER NEW DRINKING BUDDY AND WILL NAMELESS ZOMBIE EVER REGAIN HIS MOTOR SKILLS?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE BAD GUY QUEST

Surprising lack of 3 in this quest.

#3 was actually 98% of the posts in this thread. The other 2% were by The Scientist.

>>5472856
She fused herself with the Scientist, but her form only accepted beign a part of his balls.

>>5472856

We shouldn't make a new lolibot every time we need one. We've got plenty of them running around already.

It worked out nicely this time, but that's something to keep in mind for later.

>>5472921
Waaait...an anti loli bot body for number 3, which would mean...a male body?

>>5472921
Don't worry, 3. We'll always remember you.

>>5472921
Please?

>>5472921
She should be getting a little less rational now.

>>5472937
Shotabot?

>>5473040
We want a number 3 shotabot?

Where can I find the archives for this?

This quest is completely fucking awesome.
This isn't just T-rexes flying F-22s. This is T-rexes flying F-22s with in-built scottish breweries that get everyone in 1,000 miles so drunk they turn into lolis, shoot lasers and explode.

>>5473006
Why do I think that can is laughing?

Does anyone know why all the images are missing from the Bad Guy Quest 9 thread in the suptg archives?