leap out and begin masturbating fiercely

I search the dumpster for a cardboard box

>>5483723
With a little bit of difficulty, you manage a flying leap out of the dumpster and into a smelly alley. You begin to masturbate wildly, drawing very surprised screams from an approaching pair, male and female, wearing Biohazard suits with no helmets.

>>5483731
Looking around, you feel the rough textured edge of a cardboard box. you grab it and haul it before you.
The voices are louder now, but only to the point where you can tell it is a conversation, and hear a few words.

>>5483748
surprise round I attack

What do the voices say ?

>>5483775

With them caught utterly by surprise, you sluggishly swing a fist at the closest one to you- a male. To his credit, he reacted quickly.
But, even with his fast movement, your fist plowed through his arm and hit him square in the chest...
...and sent him careening into the alley wall, coughing up blood. You heard several things break, too.
Strange. You weren't a slouch before, but you never had THAT kind of power.
You hear a click come from behind you, and the sound of something heavy being dropped.

>>5483800

It's hard to make it out, but you can hear, "The fire.... This latest one didnt go so well..." and what sounds like 'Hell in a handbasket'.

>>5483817
it's a robot, run like hell.

>>5483841

Without turning to the female, you run as quickly as possible down the ally. You hear several shots ring out behind you, skipping wildly off the brickwork and crumbling masonry. You feel one of the bullets skim your shoulder, bouncing off your shoulder blade and into the wall. you feel blood begin to trickle down your back.

>>5483876
gotta get inside the nearest building to hide

>>5483921

Ahead of you the alleyway goes onto a busy road, and there are no doors from here to there. You dash ahead and cross the busy street, cars honking and tires skidding to avoid you.
There! A door on your left! You slam headlong into it, barreling into a Karaoke bar, startling dozens of people. You stop directly on a lit stage with a large black woman beside you who has apparently just stopped singing something you vaguely remember as being a Macy Gray song. There is nothing but stunned silence and the oncoming stares of nearly fifty people. It looks to be ladies' night.

>>5483961
Gut her and hide inside her stomach for warmth.

>>5484036

You grab her quickly while she is still stunned and think to gut her. But with what?
A wicked Idea crosses your mind as you remember the prior incident and drive a fist into her lower stomach. Her eyes bulge and he coughs up what looks to be her own intestines before you grab a fold of fat and tear vertically, opening her up from Crotch to throat. Clearing what remains of her befouled entrails, you casually step inside of her stomach, wearing her like an expensive fur coat. A single cheer arises from the back before everyone starts screaming and running from the building.

>>5484085
I think this might not be such a good thing to do. I Put the body down and leave the building to find somwhere else to hide. And make a note to self that gutting people and random violence isn't really the best thing to do.

>>5484152

Shaking your head and dropping the dead black woman, you think of how many other ways that problem could have been solved. No time, though. Already you're hearing sirens, and you're naked and covered ion blood. Time to split.
You head over to a stairwell leading up, and go up two flights of stairs. You hear the door being broken downstairs, and several men yelling. Not good. You exit the door at the top of the stairwell and head to the roof, slamming the door shut behind you. The ground around you lights up and you hear a distant rumble. Rain begins to fall, quickly turning into a downpour, occasionally clashed with booming thunder and flashes of lightning.
Well, that solves one problem.

I suddenly get a throbbing erection.

>>5484239

Smiling pleasantly though the stink is heavy around you, your flaccid penis becomes harder and more erect.
You can dimly hear voices.

>>5484263
I KEEP MOVING. And if I see some clothes I need to get them ASAP. Even if I have to steal them. But I shouldn't kill anybody for them.

>>5484298

Looking below, there is the street you came in on.
To the sides, buildings with slightly higher rooftops, but they are still flat. You can hear footsteps pounding up the stairs between the rolls of thunder.
Two ways to go.

>>5484318
Run along the rooftops, making as little noise as possible.

>>5484363
You manage a running dash off your building and across a ten-foot gap onto the next one. Surprisingly easy, considering the distance. You follow this trend, keeping to the shadows and trying to stay silent. You make it across roughly twelve buildings before you get to a four way intersection. At a glance, this building seems rather large. Beside you is a skylight, and inside you can see the interior of a mini-mall about three stories high. There are sirens in the distance.

>>5484409
Break the skylight and find a clothing store. You remember that even though most stores are gated when they're closed, you have super strength and can likely lift the gate. If you hide there until morning and then come out with a crowd nobody might notice you.

I Sneak into the building through the skylight, get some freakin' clothes, and some sort of disguise. I pick up food and a concealable weapon if there's any near by and then run.

>>5484424

With a quick elbow and a soft jump down, you enter the darkened interior of the mini mall. Across the way is a steel-gated GAP store. You quickly walk over to it and grab the gate, rattling it in frustration. It moves. You're surprised until you remember that something not entirely normal is going on, and with a low growl, you carefully pull the iron gate out and put it on a wall. You enter the store and randomly pull out some underwear, a pair of jeans, a T-shirt and jacket, and some socks and sneakers. as you go out to move the gate back in, you hear a lock clicking from downstairs, and rapid footsteps. Sounds like three or four people.
Another sound- This time it's a helicopter. Their hi-beams are shining through the skylight, and through the jagged hole you made.
Well, shit. Looks like you wont be bunking here.

>>5484523
Since when does the GAP sell underwear? You should be commando.

Anyway, hide, wait for the men to enter the store you're in. Seperate them, attack one to steal his weapons, then escape outside the mall.

>>5484587
this seems like a good plan. seconded

>>5484642
passing /a/sshole here. I'm already fitting in! If I just learn to play some DnD or 40K I may stick around.

>>5484587
Sorry, not too familiar with the interior of a GAP store. :P

Turning around, you dash amongst the racks of clothing and hide between two columns of Shirts. You see the bright lights of three flashlights turn around a corner, and the glint of three badges. You smell something... Odd in the air. Something you've never smelled before. It's faint, just a passing sniff, really, but it's there.
The policemen fan out perfectly, and one passes very near to you. You smell it again. It smells rather foul...
As he passes by, you stealthily approach from behind, and grab his mouth lightly, stifling his words. A quick rap to the side of the head and he's out. You gently lower him to the ground and take his pistol and the extra ammunition he was carrying- Not much, but it'll do. You also take his tazer, (A gun-like device) and his nightstick. This complete, you pad outside of the store and down the stairs, avoiding the light from the helicopter. The front door is open, and there are two police cars out front. One of them has a scared-looking deputy in it, trembling hands clutching a radio.
Well, that way's no good. You look around for another way out, until you see a door marked 'Employees Only'. With a shrug, you sneak over to in and as silently as possible break out the door handle and open the door.

Thread may be autosaging, will continue if it hits 5.

nevermind...

>>5484678
>>5484750
Well... what do we see inside?
We don't have a lot of options from "You open the door."

>>5484782
You continue running down the long hallway and into a maintenance room, and back through that, a door into another alleyway by several large dumpsters. To your left is the road, and to your right is a further alleyway.

>>5484782
Here's how we do it where I come from, though this will certainly get us killed/ whatever:

KNOCK THE LOCK OFF OF THE FUCKING DOOR, ROLL IN, THEN POINT THE GUN FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE JACK FUCKING BAUER! Proceed to enter and look for a safer way out.

>>5484812
Alleys have been going well for us. Take the alleyway, carefully listening for pursuers.

>>5484831

You begin to run down the alleyway, passing several hobos. Other than that you hear no pursuers. You run until you reach another road, people walking along the sidewalks in droves and cars passing by. You can hear the sirens, but they sound distant, so you breathe easier.
"Hey mack, you got a second?"
Someone is saying something to your right.

>>5484876

Turn your head and acknowledge his presence, but say nothing. We may need some friends here.

>>5483708
You turn to the man and give him a polite nod and are about to turn away when you see that he's pointing a knife at you.
"How 'bout some spare change for a poor brah down on 'is luck, eh?"

>>5484931
Is he black If so take the knife and turn him into a hat white then take the knife and slap hei and tell him to get a fucking job

rip open his head. you don't want to be associated with such hooliganry.and take tha knife and any money he has on him

>>5485028
no, you're attracting attention! we don't even know who/what we are yet, and the cops are after us. Keep a low profile.

fine, taze him brah

"You gonna lissen ta me, punk-ass white boy?"
Getting a better look at the man, he looks like some Rastafarian and smells strongly of Ganja. His teeth, yellow and crooked, leak an evil-smelling breath by your face. his sturdy silver knife is pointed directly to your heart.

>>5485090
Grab his kinfe hand, pull it off, keep moving.

>>5485111
As an addendum, find habitation, abandoned/partially finished industrial is preferable

>>5485111
He starts as you grab his wrist and tries to pull away, but you have him tight in your grasp. Shock turns to fear as you grab his forearm and wrist and slowly begin to pull. That stench from before now sets the area awash with it's malignant odor, and you wonder why anyone else doesn't smell it. He begins screaming as his flesh tears and you pull his hand off, leaving him clutching a bloody stump and howling at the moon. You walk quickly down the sidewalk, trying to avoid attracting undue attention as a small crowd begins to form around him.

rolled 18 = 18

HIDE CHECK!

>>5485186
Looking around, you quickly walk away discreetly before anyone notices and successfully avoid detection... for the moment.

try to remember your past life

rolled 5 = 5

Find a manhole and get into the sewers.
SNEAK CHECK!

>>5485223
Moving through alley, rooftops etc to avoid detection let's start looking for an out of the way place to hole up for a while, see if we can remember anything from before we were a murderer with super strength.

rolled 11 = 11

>>5485248
No, we need a place to cool off and think.
Moving the entire time does nothing for us a hiding place can't.

>>5485242
Stopping for a moment, you realize that during all of this you hadn't even given thought to who you were. You lean against the corner of an all-nite diner and think.
...
...
...Nothing. You can remember absolutely nothing but waking up in a dumpster. There was something about a doctor with a syringe, but before that, there was nothing.
You moan softly as you slump against the building. The lightning flashes once again, throwing ominous shadows on every corner. There is a flashing light coming down the road.

>>5485273
that's what I meant... find a place to hide... just do it stealthily, so we can cool off and think...

Did you even read the post?

Is there any manholes that are close?

>>5485291

Looking in the rain-slicked streets there is a manhole- but the road is busy.
Luckily for you though, an ambulance just pulled up. Cars are moving to the side of the road.

>>5485279
We got nothing? Really? Okay fuck this, if those lights are sirens, jack the police car, take the cops with you. Find a tall building, allow helicopter to find you. Dangle cops and demand answers on live god damn TV.

>>5485311
Paramedics work too, I'm not in the mood to play around.

>>5485312
Your alignment moves one step towards evil.

>>5485312
>>5485318
Perhaps we should contemplate that if we are wanted enough, bullets will be the only thing we'll be getting.

>>5485322
One step towards /expedient/
We've already gutted a giant black woman and assaulted a pair of people in hasmat suits with our dick in our hands. If we were a reporter we'd essentially be Spider Jerusalem with super strength. Now, we are armed, and someone has fucked with us, we would like to know how to get unfucked. anyone have better plans?

>>5485359
Yeah, don't get shot.
Forgive me for not trying to end this too early.

>>5485338
That's what I'm banking on, be public about it. If we are to be brushed under the rug they won't be able to do it when were prepared to fling a pair of screaming paramedics off of a skyscraper on live TV.

>>5485312

Looking closely, you can see the driver of the vehicle- Very odd considering the driving rain and distance- and you see that it is an ambulance. But where there's an Ambulance...
Sure enough, you were right. A police car has arrived, and an officer is telling people to back off. You see him lean down to ask the Rastafarian something, and you see the would-be mugger point to you. The policeman sees you and begins to walk toward you, drawing his gun and yelling at you to, "Hold it right there!"
Too easy. One step and you've closed distances, and with a quick flick of the wrist, his hand snaps, effectively disarming him. A slap to the side of the head knocks him out, and you grab him, handcuff him, and throw him in the back of the squad car. People are screaming around you, but no-one is trying to stop you. You get in the car and drive towards a nearby apartment complex. You exit the vehicle and enter the building, policeman slung over your back. You hastily make your way to the roof and grab the policeman by the ankle and hold him effortlessly over the edge of the building. He wakes up screaming.

((What do you wish to ask?))

>>5483708
I jsut sigh and say, "Damn, I hate Mondays." And go on with my life.

>>5485385
Grab police radio, report position. Then Dramatically scream at the storm and god "WHAT AM I?!"

>>5485385

I put my face close to his, breath out lightly and inhale his stench. Your doing well. However *large, evil malicious grin* I think you need motivation. Until that crow arrives im going to give you that motivation. Proceed to pluck bits of the office off and throw them onto the street. Make no effort to gag or silence him.

>>5485385
"Who do you think I am?'
Before he has a chance to answer, say: "I'm the goddamn Batman."

>>5485396

You grab the radio attached to his belt and yell your address into it.
"Who is this?" The radio squawks at you. Gritting your teeth, you throw it to the side and scream to the sky,
"WHAT AM I?!"

>>5485416

* "Your doing well. However *large, evil malicious grin* I think you need motivation. Until that crowd arrives im going to give you that motivation"

>>5485396

This too

Knock the cop unconcious and flee. Realizing that making a stand on a rooftop with captive in hand didnt work out for the Kong, its not going to work out for you.

>>5485432

Hoisting the policeman up until he is face to face with you, you inhale the stench of his fear. It's beginning to smell almost sweet to you now.
You grin evilly and growl,"
You're doing well.However ... I think you need motivation. Until that crowd arrives i'm going to give you that motivation."
This being said, you flip him upside down again and resume dangling him off of a ten story building with him screaming under your iron grip.

start trying to "juggle" the police officer, whilst trimming your nails with your teeth.

>>5485460

You stop a moment to realize what it is exactly you are thinking. With a swift kick, you silence the police officer and casually throw him behind you. Something isn't right here. Normal people wouldn't do this. And you were pretty sure you were normal.
Pretty sure.
Well, the one advantage to being up that high on an apartment building is the increased vision. You can see a convoy of SWAT vans headed your way, as well as several news helicopters.
Where to now?

Waiting with baited breath here...

>>5485556
Flag down a news Helo, start asking WHO THE HELL AM I?!

>>5485562
waiting for player activity. :(

>>5485562

Flee in the opposite direction the convoy is heading. Get off the roof tops to avoid the helicopters. If possible cover self in mud to prevent the infrared camera's from picking you up. (Hey it worked in Predator) Alternatively, avoid getting dirty and approach a densley populated area. Preferably a club of some kind to blend in. Make sure blood/vomit/viscera is not visible.

Making sure to have looted the cop

>>5485613
>cover self in mud
>avoid getting dirty

does not compute

>>5485590
Though you try to wave down a helicopter, they are staying well away from you. It doesn't look like you'd make the jump, either.

>>5485613
was that a command?

Put a gun to our own head? It worked for Michael and Sheriff Bart. I get the distinct impression that we are valuable. Maybe we can barter us?

>>5485613

Option 1
Flee in the opposite direction the convoy is heading. Get off the roof tops to avoid the helicopters. If possible cover self in mud to prevent the infrared camera's from picking you up. (Hey it worked in Predator)

Option 2
Alternatively, avoid getting dirty and approach a densley populated area. Preferably a club of some kind to blend in. Make sure blood/vomit/viscera is not visible

>>5485683
Aside form hiding what does this accomplish?

>>5485690

Dunno survival? Live to rp another day? We can also see if we can throw the unconcious pig at one of the copters and bring it down. Sure why not

>>5485677

The convoy has arrived and even now you can hear the thumping of footsteps against metal stairs. With a sigh, you pull out a pistol and put it to your head and wait. You don't have to wait long. Four swat members kick in the door and set up flanking positions against you, while four more cover the front.
"Drop the gun and get on the ground!" One yells at you.
Another is checking the condition of the police officer you roughed up.

ATTN.
OP here
this will be postponed until tomorrow evening, around 7 or 8 PM, US central time, if it is still desired.
Bed for me.
Hope you all enjoyed it..

>>5485754

good times op, good times