Oh-hoh snap! We've got us a newcomer!

>When the Bhaalspawn was killing rats for Winthrop

Hey man, that was an epic battle. I got paid a full *5* gold for risking life and limb against the verimous hordes.

>>5626536
Get the fuck out.

>>5626533
See pic.

Braced for epic thread

Braced for shitstorm.

>>5626533

Killing rats? Son your quests be fetch and carry
You make the Neverwinter Academy
Look like Watcher's keep with 12 AC
You get hit by the weakest foes
And every fa/tg/uy knows
You've never been with hoes
Your lyrics are like a dwarf with no beard
You miss the point and you're to be mocked not feared
So fuck off back to Elwynn
MC Elvin
Is lyrically dungeon delving.

Music student-fag here.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Brace for wigger and actual nigger faggotry.

>>5626601

> Narrow-minded cunt without the appreciation of music to appreciate genres other than classical and metal here.

Fix'd

>>5626578
>>5626533
Holy shit, this is awesome.

>>5626629
RAPPING LICHES.
OF COURSE IT'S AWESOME
NOW WHERE DJ PHYLACTERY?

>>5626605
>HERP-A-DERPHEP-A-DERPHERP
>HERP-A-DERPHEP-A-DURFHURF
Beatboxin`the troll, I see.

>>5626611
Nigger detected

>>5626611

everyone knows techno and rap are shit tier

Someone post Nids Nids Baby!

thread needs sum Kraftwerk.

and yes, rap & hip hop is shit tier.

Just a lowly commoner here,
Workin' hard so that I can maybe afford half a beer.
You adventurers all be trippin'
We all know that you just be ad libbin'
Sometimes, into our towns you come along,
The females always wearin' a chainmail thong
You'd think they'd need better protection
But the monster's blade always takes a misdirection.
You convinced my son to follow you
Tellin' him riches awaited him; gems coloured gold, red and blue
I begged him to stay 'til my face turned red
But now because of you, my only son is dead.
Now I know a lot of you are guilty of some crimes
So I'm gonna step off the stage before you murder me for my pathetic rhymes.

NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE! NIGGERS EVERYWHERE!

>>5626533
>I am become death like Oppenheimer!

>When the Bhaalspawn was killing rats for Winthrop

>>5626752
lol

>>5626578
>wat is a beat structure lol

>>5626730

If it's vengence you're after
check out the master
He's big on gore
and I don't mean vore
but if you're after blood, he's got more
So give him a call
on 1800-slaughter
y'all do it for ya daughter
'fore the 'venturers get to her
and woo her
get some booty and then leave
your town wiht more holes then a sieve
But stop farmin' corn
and sign up with khorne
see the last red dawn
with blood-lustin eyes
and watch the demise
of them slutty heroines
and their so called 'heroes'
who threaten ya bros
broke 3 of ya toes
on a nat 20 intimadate check
but they'll be -18DC to resit fear
when you appear
bloody chain axe, make 'em a smear
Sign up and stop being a worthless 2 bit clod
Skulls for the skull throne, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>5626795
>he's big on gore/and I don't mean vore

>>5626611
there are other genres?

What up, bitches? Real fatguy here.
You wouldn't know a rhyme structure if it bit off your ear.
The beats you've been layin are hopelessly queer,
And it doesn't take a genius to match "here" with "beer."

>>5626876

>>5626879
How many times have you posted that image?

>>5626931
Once.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyPrepared

>>5626611
>Rap = music
oh, anon you card!

>>5626959
>OP posting a funny /tg/ themed rap with a related image

>troll thread

No, Anon, you are the trolls.

>>5626966
And then /tg/ was a rap battle.

>>5626970
Good end.

>>5626931
I should save it now, since it's really a useful image.

>>5626976
A well-stocked macros folder is always a good thing.

>>5626966

Unfortunately I don't think this rap battle will emerge from the accusations of trolling being thrown around this thread.

A pity, the first rap battle threads were absolutely mind blowingly fucking epic.

WHAT UP MUTHAFUCKAZ THIS IS IBRAM GAUNT
WITH MY LYRICAL STYLIN' I'M ABOUT TO FLAUNT
I GOT THIS CREW A' MUTHAFUCKAZ YEAH THEY CALLED THE GHOSTS
RIDIN' UP IN YO HOOD BITCH AN' YO SHIT IS TOAST

WITH OUR CLOAKS AND OUR CAMO, NEVER SEE US COMIN'
BUSTIN' OUT OF THE WOODWORK AND THE GODDAMN PLUMBIN'
UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS WE'LL CASE YOUR PLACE
AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, BITCH? <bang> LAS TO THE FACE

BUT I WORRY MAN, SOMETIMES IT GETS SO HARD
A LOT OF CHAOS OUT THERE IN SPACE SO DARK
LORD EMPEROR ABOVE PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL
YOU ALL WE GOT DOWN HERE IN THESE DAMN FOXHOLES

IT MIGHT BE GRIMDARK, MAN, BUT I GOT MY CREW
CORBEC, MILO, LARKIN AND CUU
AND SOMEWHERE OUT IN SPACE, DAWG, I GOT SLAYDO TOO
WITH OKTAR AND DAD, NIGGAZ I DO IT FOR YOU

WE THE BADDEST MUTHAFUCKAZ IN THE GODDAMN GUARD
WE MAKE CHAOS LOOK SILLY NIGGA, WE ROLL SO HARD
WE THE STEALTHIEST REGIMENT THIS SIDE O' TERRA, SEE?
AND IF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT US, NIGGA, IT'S HERESY

PEACE.
<Men of Tanith, do you want to live forever?>

Rap is the easiest 'genre' ever.

Just type out a long string of nonsensical, kindergarten-level rhymes, get a black person to read them aloud, and do a bunch of banging and hooting and hollering in the background and presto you're a fucking gold-covered rapper from da creyib yo.

It brings me great joy to imagine the skinnyfat white guys posting this.

>>5627073
Would you prefer we wrote epic sonnets instead?

>>5627098
Not >>5627073 but...yes...I would.

>>5627098
YES

YES

DO IT, FAGGOTS

I got a tentacle on my arm
It's about to do your pussy harm
Slitherin' and slidin'
Your ass I'll be ridin'

My tentacles plan to give you a fuck
So hard that you'll be talkin' like Donald Duck
Your resistance only makes my tentacles harder
You'll die for this shit, but you won't be a martyr

Tentacles whipping to and fro, in your vagina
The heat from the friction makin, an oil fiyah
Half octopus half man they call me the tentacle boy
When my tentacle enters your snatch you yell out "Sugoi!"

My rhymes ain't too complex
But you love my tentacle sex
You know if we get in bed
Yo pussy gon' be dead

>>5627086

This is supposed to be like indie music playing shit that sounds like Coldplay, or Spencer Krug's mustache. It's ironic. This is the point of these threads, to be entertained by obviously ridiculous concepts (D&D adventurers, played by the typical lololneckbeardpastywhitekid, RAPPING to fight) and making it sillyawesome.

The fact that you can't actually get past the ridiculousness is the more amusing aspect, personally. I suppose you could never enjoy Gurren Lagann because "Those mecha are obviously not going to work in a realistic environment, and drills were never a source of power much less emotions" or some shit?

tl;dr

thatsthejoke.jpg

>>5627119

>>5627073
eye
life?
die.
wife;
weep
behind,
keep
mind.
spend
it;
end,
it.
sits
commits.

^
these are the rhymes from a Shakespeare sonnet. Simple-as-fuck rhymes on a rigid frame, repeated through a billion or so sonnets.

Also - multisyllabic rhymes are frequent in rap. Which means that some rappers going on about bustin caps in yo ass use a style that's more refined than that used by famous poets.

Also - can you name any other music genre in which complex rhyme structures are used?

>>5627139

Seconded for truth, justice, and the American Way.

>>5627057


This kid ain't got shit on me
Me and my epic strategy
outflanking you tactically
coz I'm creed, Tactical Genius
You aint even seen us
in our sneaky russ
kickin' up a fuss
all down your flank
where we snuck our tank

SO what if you can hide bros in the pipes
if they're stealthy sneaky types
I'll set it up right
so when we fight
They find a sompany of baneblades down there
My rhymes are tight
We're outta sight
Rolling form ev'ry edge without a care

Coz I'm some kind of tactical gen-
CREEEEEEEEEED
Plans so good, you'll never ken
CREEEEEEEEEED

My and my bro kell
put your army on it's death knell
Coz his banner ain't ever fell
Even when we guard the gate t' hell

Sit down and listen son
I'm a mutherfuckin' Cadian
We still out our planet intact
we're the best, that's a fact
We got all the baddest rhymes
We've stopped Abbadon 13 times
He still ain't got this world
So with my banner unfurled
I'll salute the mutherfuckin' Regiment 8
Guarding Cadia 'gainst hell's gate
Eye of terror? We ain't got no fear
Coz we got our faith, and we're staying here
For the emperor, for honour and glory
We're gonna stay when shit gets gory
It's gonna be one hell of a story

Ursarkar signing out.
Cadian 8th for LIFE!

>>5627057
Only good one. But by god, it was good.

And this is why White people shouldn't rap.

>>5627249
Yes, let the lesser races have their filthy pig mires.

>>5627240
I just got patriotic for Cadia ;_;

Unh, unh, unh,
THE NAME'S EISENHORN, MOTHERFUCKING INQUISITION, ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.
I MOB WITH A BLANK, I ROLL WITH AN ARMY,
GUDRENITE RIFLES DRINKIN' THAT BACARDI,
KILLING DAEMONHOSTS AND BEATIN' UP ASTARTES
IF THEY THINK ABOUT BETRAYING TO THE FORCES RUINOUS,
MIDAS BUNJI AND MIDEA, FISCHIG'S DOWN WE'RE DOIN' THIS,
CUT UP MY FACE MUSCLES NOW I CANNOT SMILE,
BUT I MAKE THEM HERETICS WALK THAT GREEN MILE,
PARRYING THEM BULLETS, WITH MY POWER SWORD,
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF MY IMMORTAL GOLDEN LORD,
SOME CALL ME RADICAL, I'M A FUCKING PURITAN
THINK I'M A HERETIC, BITCH WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT IN?
PISTOL WHIPPING CULTISTS,
I CARE ABOUT RESULTS BITCH,
KICKING ASS ALL DAY, AND THEN REVIEWING THE SITCH
FROM MY GUN CUTTER,
THAT SHIT'S A RUTTER,
IF A BITCH GOES BEHIND ME, BEST BELIEVE I'LL GUT'ER,
BEAR IN MIND I'VE GOT THE AUTHORITY,
NOW PISS RIGHT OFF BEFORE I CALL THE SORORITY.

10 million years young, still fine as glass
I'm the queen of the woods, got skillz and class
Humans always sayin' "Gotta tap dat ass,"
Bunch filthy dumb apes, ya'll cannot surpass

The elves, we ya betters,
so don't forget 'er
when she's puttin' you in fetters
and your pants are gettin' wetter

We was rullin' this planet back when you was slugs
So this is one pussy you won't nevah plug

But I got a shaft for you
two feet of hard wood
from my longbow
makin' you dead where you stood

I'm the hottest bitch outside the elemental plane
I'll put your rhymes to rest and your dick to shame
If you challenge me, just got yourself to blame
So one last time, say my people's name!

E! L! F!
Peace!

>>5627459
God damnit! The elves are even better rappers!

Pimp Daddy Nurgle is here
God of decay and despair
Spreading my sweet toxic love
Raining rot plaque from above
it's futile so please don't shove
No woes, no foes, no complaint
Accept death and feel no pain

Welcome to my garden son
Sit down and enjoy the fun
Drink your tea and eat your bun
Party with the Unclean One
I'm Master of Entropy
Caster of mortality
Life's final futility

No other god can compare
No other god gonna dare
They are all pants shitting scared
Can't hide in metal boxes
When I bust out my poxes
Cuz I'm the Great Grandfather
Don't forget motherfucker

Peace

>>5627621

Word.

>>5627139
Neckbeards please read

EPIC THREAD. Keep it coming

>>5627621
what? most of that was horrible.

I GOT MY CHAIN AXE IN THE ONE HAND,
AND MY BOLTER IN THE OTHER,
I'M BRINGIN DOWN THE WRATH OF KHORNE,
ON ALL YOU MEWLING FUCKERS,

I'M A SERVANT OF THE DARK ONE,
I DO MY JOB WITH PRIDE,
SO DROP YOUR GUNS AND START TO RUN
OR I'LL BUTCHER YOU ALIVE!

>>5626711
So is Kraftwerk, Overrated dooder.

>>5626533
what is this i don't even

I once met an elf named Mary
She came with a fiend named Cherry
And she gave great head
Until she bled on the bed
I must say that I'm really quite scary

Now don't get me wrong
My sword is quite long
But it's my blade that draws red
Screaming, her legs wide spread
I guess my thrust was a little too strong

I chuckle as Mary lies squealing
And howl while Cherry is reeling
But the wizard walks in
And loses his grin
Soon he will require some healing

His situation is dour
And my joy is now sour
So I lop off his braid
With a swing of my blade
And Cherry is awed by my power

I leapt to the shocked sage
My blade swinging high in rage
The tip pierces his nose
And lest the magic goes
I surge my spell through the old mage

But now the DM is subdued
The neckbeard is clearly screwed
My table is silent
They all look quite violent
And I consider that I may have been lewd

aww, no more?

i play dungeons and dragons every saturday night
u talk shit about the game were gonna get in a fight
i pwn 24-7 while im rollin the dice
bring some faygo and some snacks everything will be nice
i got a dude i like to play he's a dangerous cat
rollin thru the woods with a big wooden bat
my name is Owlbear im an alcoholic druid
18/98 strength and my rhymes are all fluid
making wine out of flowers is one of my skills
i got a mug for a hand, its keepin me ill
I'll invite u to my crib its inside of a tree
if youre fuckin with the forest then youre fuckin with me
I get drunk and cast spells while Im throwin my rap
don't litter in the forest and we won't have to scrap
I got twigs all tangled up in my hair
wisdom of the owl strength of the bear
so if u wanna get down on a saturday nite
look me up in the forest where i'm keepin it tight...

before u hate and say i cant have a druid with 18/98 strength, Owlbear started as a fighter and i legitimately rolled 18/98 in front of our DM (Brad). at 4th level, i dual classed him into a druid. and of course i'm rockin the double specialization in the shillelagh(big wooden bat)

My name is Jurgen Strollens
I'ma a killin machine
I'm a steam punk Techie
and my skin color's green
Strolling down the wastes
My party's really badass
five member's strong you cant
you cant mess with us, jackass
We have a Paladin named Steve
He'll make ya'll bitches leave
With his great holy sword
you bitches gonna get cleaved
We got my dear druid
her name is Maya
she's a real badass
she'll set you on fire
She kills huge monsters
she's my baby to please
Oh yeah, did I mention?
SHE'S FUCKING COVERED IN BEES!
You got me, yours truly
I'm sure I'm to your liking
I'll make you RIDE DA LIGHTNING
with my Tesla cannon
You got Jacks the thief
this motherfucker can steal
he once stole the soul
of a demon we sealed
We got last but not least
our friend deadman Strauss
he's a dead man
but still smells like OUST
A real gentle man
witha heart of worms
He'll put your witch hunting
asses straight out of your jobs, son

So that's me and my crew,
and if you think that you're tough
You can try and track us down,
and show us what you're made of
This is your man Jurgen
you all have a god night,
I am gonna go and
fuck up a Holy knight.

Yo, Invoker. Lay down a beat for me. Yeah, alright, now speed it up a little. Alright, that's good...


A to the fuckin' VENGER, you know that's right
You won't even know it's started 'fore I've ENDED the fight
I'll murder you in broad daylight, FUCK stalking the night

Pursuit!

Hey, my name is Pursuit and I'll hunt you down
Go ahead and try to hide, I'll burn the whole fuckin' TOWN
Just try runnin', I dare you, you'll see me start laughin'
My feet are faster than my sword, even quicker than my rappin'
You'll think you've escaped, you'll turn the corner, and hey, there's me
A killer for mothafuckin' justice is what I'm BORN to be
Uh-huh!

Yo, we're mothafuckin' avengers and we bring the pain
Villains best pack up their shit 'cause we own this game
You think we'll bring you to jail? What? I think fuckin' not
Drop your fuckin' weapons and we'll end you right on the spot
Yeah

Ret!

Sup, my name is Retribution and I'll end you with style
The last thing your eyes will see is my dazzling smile
Yeah, bring your crew, that's right, I can't wait to see 'em try
I'd love to have a fuckin' audience when I'm makin' you die

Yo, we're mothafuckin' avengers and we bring the pain
Villains best pack up their shit 'cause we own this game
You think we'll bring you to jail? What? I think fuckin' not
Drop your fuckin' weapons and we'll end you right on the spot
Yeah

C.O.!

My name's Commanding, and you best fear that word, cocksucker
When I'm done you won't get recognized by your own mother
Yeah, I know her by the way, and she's quite the flirt
I'll take her out for dinner when your body's layin' in the dirt

Yo, we're mothafuckin' avengers and we bring the pain
Villains best pack up their shit 'cause we own this game
You think we'll bring you to jail? What? I think fuckin' not
Drop your fuckin' weapons and we'll end you right on the spot
Yeah

>>5628235
Fuck yeah I love limericks.

Yo yo went I roll up in the nWoD
I make sure I pick my fuckin character carefully
I roll a male Daeva; my vice is that I gotta find bitches to savour
Ma dick

With my majesty, I'll make my opponents a travesty,
Suck the fight right outta 'em
Then I'ma MOTHERFUCKIN drink them!

Fuck yeah, feels great, knowing my fire arms skill is 8,
Shootin' mawfuggas left and right
If shit goes wrong, I just sick the Gangrel on 'em

They'll know how to fight !

I never knew that fat white guys could rap so well.

Bravo, /tg/, you've made a notable meme.

>>5630114
I think they're better at rock/metal
NANANANANANANA

>>5626533
Bakura?

>>5630114

/tg/ rap has been done before.

Drew up in this bitch suckaz!

I don't need ya alignment
coz I got refinement
and an undead gent
and reality I rent
I threw down wit' Bane
I was his fukin' bane
Now, dead he ain't layin'
Coz I'ma god raisin'
Lighting blolt tazin'
I'm down with da dorf crew
We kcik back over brew
chillin' with da ogre union too
Don't step up here
Or you'll feel drew's organ sphere
I'm past epic tier
you muthafuckers feel fear?

I'm so motherfucking baddass
Xyclon want my autograph
People don't look donw on me no more
Coz I'ma chillin with skelletor
And he wants to be like me, yaw

King of /tg/
Cunts, cant ya see
you can't defeat me
even with my phylactory

Fuck your nightmare steed so dark
I ride flying zombie sharks
Fuck the owlbear
I don't even care
Tigerpus is where it's at
I'll turn ya crew into a cat
You think you can handle that?

Peace out, homies. Rock unlife to tha max.

disclaimer: not te drawfag drew, just a fan, re-read it today.