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    161 KB Creature Quest God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:12 No.5685376  
    Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep.

    Sun rise, sun fall. Moon rise, moon fall.

    You have no memories; each moment is this moment, eternal. Nothing forward or backward; only vague knowledge that this is good or this is bad. Then, in an instant one moment follows another and the future finally exists, your now powerful brain turns its attention for the first time away from the immediate and towards its body.

    You are:

    a) a creature of the sea
    b) a creature of the beach
    c) a creature of the jungle
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:13 No.5685389
    Creature of the Seabungle.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:14 No.5685399
    Jungle
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:14 No.5685405
    Jungle
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:15 No.5685414
    I vote Creature of the Beach, because I want this to end in monstrously huge siege crabs and giant pincers crushing burning tiki huts.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:17 No.5685437
    >>5685399
    >>5685405
    Your form is small and smooth, your eyes see far scurry along the jungle floor looking for small insects to eat.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:19 No.5685446
    >>5685414

    Tiki huts? Fuck that, let's multiply and go after New Orleans or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:19 No.5685449
    >>5685437
    Gay. You should add impetus to suggestions that provide meaning or reasoning, IMO.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:21 No.5685463
    >>5685437
    Eat ourselves.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:22 No.5685472
    >>5685449
    You have only just become aware of your surroundings, without true memories your primitive mind does not know much beyond eating and sleeping.

    >>5685463

    You attempt to reach your tail, but find that it is too short and stubby, besides you do not have much in the way of teeth.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:23 No.5685490
    >>5685463
    I second this suggestion. Let us devour our own legs.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:23 No.5685493
    timeskip to sentience.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:25 No.5685509
    scuttle around searching for smaller creatures to eat
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:26 No.5685515
    >>5685472
    Search surroundings for suitable shelter/den/lair, and if shelter is unavailable, building materials.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:26 No.5685519
    >>5685490
    You manage to reach your hind legs. They taste strange. The world grows dark around you and begin to feel weak, now you wish you hadn't tried eating yourself.

    You are now dead, the world continues around you for another million or so years until another creatures appears.

    You are now:
    a) a creature of the sea
    b) a creature of the beach
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:26 No.5685527
    >>5685509
    So, railroading?

    I saw we take a level in Wizard.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:27 No.5685529
    Sea!
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:28 No.5685544
    >>5685519
    Well, I still want to be seabungle, asshole.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:29 No.5685552
    Beach
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:30 No.5685562
    >>5685529
    >>5685552
    >I need two votes for the same creature
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:30 No.5685564
    Jungle
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:31 No.5685569
    sea
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:31 No.5685574
    Sea, and begin by headbutting a rock continually and as long as we are able.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:33 No.5685592
    >>5685569
    >>5685529
    You are a large creature, feeding on tiny little creatures floating in large groups. There are several others like you not far off.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:33 No.5685598
    >>5685574
    This. Actually, when we get bored, we should attempt to ford the beach and eat the jungle bitch's corpse to increase our manly aura.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:35 No.5685609
    >>5685574
    In your attempt to headbutt the nearest rock you find yourself getting stuck in the sand. Perhaps you should turn back.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:36 No.5685616
    fight giant squid
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:36 No.5685625
    >>5685609
    No, keep going. We'll make it.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:38 No.5685648
    >>5685625
    As you struggle more and more up the beach your companions begin calling out to you, but you ignore them for they do not know of your glorious plan!

    Finally you reach the rock. You begin headbutting it, though you aren't able to generate much force because of your form.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:40 No.5685661
    >>5685648
    Go attempt to communicate with our companions. If we are not capable of speach, use body language. Assess if they are capable of higher thinking, too
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:42 No.5685682
    >>5685661
    You halt your glorious work to attempt to communicate to your companions. Your skin changes colors, expressing your love for them and as well as you can telling them of your great work. They seem as intelligent as yourself.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:42 No.5685684
    >>5685648
    BURN AND RAPE THE JUNGLE
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:42 No.5685685
    >>5685648
    Okay, it's time for our SECRET REVEAL.

    We don't headbutt the rock forever for no reason - we headbutt it until we develop PSYCHIC POWERS.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:44 No.5685714
    >>5685682
    TBH, I'm kind of stumped here. Obviously there are some intelligent members of our species, including ourselves, but we're still octopus dolphin things. Our first thoughts would NOT be "crawl onto land." What does a creature do first, besides eat, mate, and sleep?
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:47 No.5685740
    >>5685714
    Once long ago, one creature like yourself ate its own leg.

    One might wish to travel the great oceans of the world, or you might develop tools to conquer your fellows/kill your enemies. There are a great many things you might wish to do, perhaps you wish to find a permanent shelter?
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:48 No.5685746
    >>5685714
    Dude, I promise you I have a totally awesome plan for when we develop psychokinetic powers. I don't want to give it away, but it will be BITCHIN'.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)22:53 No.5685784
    >>5685746
    You decide to forget your companions and return to your glorious work.

    Eventually your head begins to hurt, are you sure you'd like to continue?
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:54 No.5685801
    >>5685784
    I am indeed sure.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:55 No.5685817
    >>5685784
    that's the beginning of psychic powers
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:56 No.5685828
    >>5685740
    Fair enough. We can't do much worse than eating ourselves, haha.

    Well then, let us attempt to speak to our companions and see what their current situation is. Are they hunting? What is our primary source of food? Are they fleeing? What is our main predator? What is our usual form of habitation?

    What do we suppose caused us to become intelligent?
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)22:57 No.5685835
    >>5685817
    >>5685801
    God I love you /tg/. Problem players to a man.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:00 No.5685871
    >>5685828
    Hey, hey! Why are you playing WITH the DM!? That's not how it works, man! WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PLAY?!?!?!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:01 No.5685880
    >>5685801
    Eventually your head fills with a myriad of lights and colors you have never before seen. You are absolutely sure this is but the beginning of your glorious rise to godhood and beyond.

    Meanwhile your companions watch your body begin to bloat and and fester. They mourn your passing.

    Mere days pass. You are now a creature of the beach.

    You are now a a hard shelled creature fighting among many more along the beach, you must find mates for the mating season. Unfortunately you are not one of the bigger specimens so you must search out an advantage.

    >>5685828
    >majority rules

    Unfortunately that form has died.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:03 No.5685900
    >>5685880
    Okay, blunt trauma isn't going to give us powers then, and neither do moments of dire stress (such as being legless).

    There's only one answer left: COSMIC RADIATION.

    We've got to stay out of the clouds in and full, overbearing, direct sunlight for as long as can, day in and day out.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:04 No.5685919
    >>5685900
    Night will hinder our plans. Perhaps we should first gain the trust of our peers and rice as a species as a whole, and then DESTROY THE MOON!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:06 No.5685938
    >>5685900
    >>5685919
    These great thoughts enter your heads. The Sun is the great and glorious god, and the moon is a vile and devious devil, it is the duty of your people to defeat the moon.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:06 No.5685947
    >>5685919
    Ah, I see you have guile at your command!

    Very well, I designate myself Brain-Egomania-Impulsive and henceforth will give thought to all of your commands.

    Let us seek out an advantage such as say, pretty colours. Are their flowers, plants or feathers of bright and impressive colour along this beach?
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:09 No.5685986
    >>5685947
    Far away, towards the bigger of your kind there are shallows full of water, teeming with colorful life. Towards the jungle canopy there are some small and colorful flowers.

    Suddenly you smell a strange smell on the wind.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:17 No.5686090
    >>5685986
    Rally more peers to go hunt for this strange scent. We dare not be caught alone and unguarded while venturing forth, lest we doom ourselves. If there are predators we can fight or hope that the ones that followed us are the ones eaten.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:18 No.5686109
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    Get flowers, fuck males.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:21 No.5686152
    aha! I know how we can get the advantage! We'll start our own mating season early, and fuck all the crab bitches first!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:21 No.5686157
    >>5686090
    Your efforts are almost fruitless, only two others agree and they are smaller than even yourself.

    Together you head off down the beach to the source of the smell.

    You find a large decaying corpse of an animal that beached itself. It must have been a very stupid animal indeed to do something so very silly.

    Your companions agree, it must have been a stupid creature.

    It's death though is a great windfall for you, with all this flesh you may yet find suitable mates.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:23 No.5686182
    >>5686157
    Eat it's brain, gain it's mental prowless
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:24 No.5686207
    >>5686157
    >>FUCK YOU PC'S, IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO MAKE YOU PLAY NICE.

    Okay, can we communicate to our two apprentices?

    Tell them we knew the corpse was here, and the sun gave us a vision of the bounty. Instruct them to head out to the breeding grounds and act like females, luring the big males out here. Once the larger males arrive we will tell them of the Glorious Sun and how it has rewarded us for our faith. If they follow us in worshipping the Sun even more bounties will follow.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:27 No.5686257
    >>5686207
    We must be able to communicate, we could agree it was stupid. Do this one, but in the meantime do:

    >>5686182
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:29 No.5686284
    >>5686207
    jesus christ /tg/, you're turning this into crab exalted!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:29 No.5686292
    >>5686207
    You begin communicating to your fellows in your primitive tongue, but run into problems with talking about males and females. In fact you don't know where these terms came from.

    This issue proves of little consequence though, one of your companions immediately takes to this idea, the other seems skeptical.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:31 No.5686330
    >>5686292
    okay, what sort of concepts CAN our language support?
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:31 No.5686332
    >>5686292
    the skeptics get none of the brain, the one working hard and doing as told get's to share a bit of the brain. Not a lot but a bit.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:33 No.5686366
    >>5686292
    Haha. Oh god, we've got a trap underling. Okay, tell the other guy he doesn't have to do this, the Sun wants him big and strong to protect the Sun's followers. Get him to shadow the gay crab as a guard, then tell him he can have plenty of food later in return for protecting you at the Sun's right hand.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:35 No.5686410
    >>5686330
    It doesn't seem to be a problem with your language. Your companions do not seem particularly bright, perhaps this is why one of them took to your story so quickly.
    >>5686332
    The unbelieving companion is getting quite angry that you will not share part of your prize, it looks close to attempt to usurp your dominant position.

    >>5686366
    Now that he is looking close to rebelling against you, do you still wish to have him as a guard?
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:35 No.5686413
    shouldn't we be preaching directly to females about the sun?
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:37 No.5686447
    I'm torn between:
    >>5686366
    and:
    >>5686332

    I guess we could kill this skeptic. His mangled body would prove our strength to the strong males who arrive. I like the idea of a bodyguard, though, but I guess we could get one later.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:37 No.5686453
    >>5686410
    >'he' oops that should be an 'it'.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/01/09(Tue)23:38 No.5686479
    >>5686410
    Inform him DAT YOUZ DA BIGGEST AN RIGHT KUNNIN'

    WE OUGHTA TINK OF A RIGHT KUNNIN PLAN TO TAKE OUT DA BIGGEST AND DA BADDEST KRAB, SO YOU CAN BE DA BIGGEST N DA BADDEST

    CRAAAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:39 No.5686486
    >>5686410
    We have brought him forth to this glorious gift from the sun. It was us who was blessed not him. Scorn him for his lack of faith, but make it clear he has the chance to repent, and as one of the first to follow us he has the potential to be number 2.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:39 No.5686489
    Rape the skeptic, showing him who the superior is and then, send him out as a body guard.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/01/09(Tue)23:39 No.5686498
    >>5686479
    I GODDIT!

    WE LURES DA BADDER KRABZ OUT HERE N KRUMP EM BY SUPRISE!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:41 No.5686530
    >>5686479
    >>5686486
    You have successfully intimidated and embarrased it into compliance.

    What do you wish to do with your new followers?
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:42 No.5686549
    >>5686489
    NOOOOOOO.

    >>5686486
    This, if he declines kill him.

    >>5686413
    With a coterie of strong males we'll attract the best females. What we're really doing is setting up an oppressive eugenic religious society, who can bluster away accusations of inequality or prejudice due to its own leader's (i.e. - us) frailty. It's a personal power thing, we're constructing a society to justify our own interests first, all the time.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/01/09(Tue)23:44 No.5686595
    >>5686530
    WE'Z GOTTA MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THERES A BUNCHA SEE-GAWLS GONNA KRUMP US

    WE ASK FO DA STRONGEST KRABZ AND LURE EM OUT TA OPEN GROUND, WHERE THEY FALL INTA PRE-DUGOUT PITS COVERED WIFF LEAVES

    CRAAAAAGH DATS A GOOD KUNNIN PLAN BOSS!
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:47 No.5686666
    >>5686530
    Send them both out, then find a sharp stick. When they come back stab the one who was rebellious to death the stick and say the Sun taught you how to use it as you explain religious to the powerful males. He was a mooncursed heretic. Throw the corpse to them as a toy/food/whatever.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:48 No.5686701
    >>5686530
    Hold a sermon preaching the glories of the sun god, and demonizing the moon goddess, though not promising anything to actually happen to help us. However, the sun god has told us personally that our great race will scuttle across the lands far and wide, but first in order to reach this utopia they must trust in us completely.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/01/09(Tue)23:50 No.5686738
    >>5686666
    ROIGHT, DA SUN N MOON IZ LIKE GORK N MORK
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:51 No.5686771
    >>5686666
    Jesus Christ, man. This is LE as I wish I saw it in my games.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:52 No.5686777
    >>5686738
    DA MOON IZ NOT ORKY
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:52 No.5686790
    >>5686701
    >>5686666
    >>5686595
    There are many conflicting thoughts running through your mind.

    You will have to decide on one before you can successful implement anything, meanwhile you and your companions of filled yourselves on the flesh of the creature. You and the first follower ate the brain of the corpse while the other ate its muscles. You told the more rebellious of the two that it was to be your strength where the other would be your soul.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:53 No.5686804
    is anyone else thinking of this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWYUJK828Dk
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:55 No.5686840
    >our soul's a trap
    >this will end well
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:55 No.5686842
    >>5686666
    i pick this
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/01/09(Tue)23:56 No.5686852
    >>5686790
    LET OUT A MIGHTY ROAR TO LET EM KNOW YOUZ DA BOSS
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:56 No.5686855
    >>5686790
    only do the stabbing thing if it doesn't seem loyal still
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:56 No.5686856
    >>5686771
    Check the number of the post, too.

    I support:
    >>5686666
    And:
    >>5686701

    Can we like Sense Motive on the questioning guy or something? If he's really had a change of heart I'd let him live, but otherwise eat muscles while they are away and then stab him good.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:57 No.5686866
    >>5686666
    Kind of defeats the purpose of telling him he was our strength to then stab him. However, if we do use a stick to kill him GO FOR THE EYES! No telling how awesome our mighty shells are.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/01/09(Tue)23:59 No.5686891
    >>5686856
    >>5686855
    YOU LIL CRABLINGS GOT IT ALL WRONG

    YA GOTSTA SEND HIM TO DIE. DONT MAKE IT LIKE YE KILLED HIM YA GIT.
    >> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)23:59 No.5686902
    Finally we're a crab. I wanted to be one from the beginning, but you guys kept making us lizards and dolphin squids and killing ourselves.

    This sun god idea is actually very good. Religion is a powerful force, especially among primitive societies. Show them that God rewards faith and following His prophet (you) but punishes disobedience. Do NOT kill the formerly rebellious crab, since he has repented and eaten muscle.

    As for mating and "traps," it's obvious there are no genders. OP has said "it" and has said that gender is unknown to us. We are hermaphrodites
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/01/09(Tue)23:59 No.5686907
    >>5686840
    > I was hoping to explain this 'in game' but your all essentially 'female' (two submissive partners give dna to the dominant one who lays eggs which are cared for by submissive partners).

    >>5686856
    Now that he has fed, he seems much more loyal. Perhaps you should test his loyalty?
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:02 No.5686942
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    >>5686595
    CRAAAGH!
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:02 No.5686947
    >>5686907
    LETS GET 'EM TO KRUMP SOMFIN!

    LETS GOO TO CRAAAAAAAGH!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:05 No.5686983
    >>5686907
    Send him into the jungle with a small force to look for more life. Take note of competitors, food sources, and predators.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:06 No.5687000
    >>5686902
    >>5686891

    Both good ideas. I felt the same about the crab thing.

    >>5686907
    I'm not sure how we should do this one, but it's good. We should make him into a fanatic and continually test his loyalty with tough, dangerous assignments. If he succeeds, great. He gets rewarded. If he fails, no skin off our nose... err, olfactory sensory organ. Send them both out.

    Design a weapon nonetheless, though. A bone or sharp stick.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:07 No.5687009
    Eat and grow huge.
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)00:07 No.5687013
    >>5686907
    Harvest as much of the best meat we can, but don't eat it. Have our followers do so as well. Take it to the unbelievers and give it to them as a gift, promising them more if they follow us and believe

    I suggest we make our God manifest as the ocean too, so we don't get too dried out.

    Since OP specifically gave us two submissive followers and told us that it requires two subs and a dom to create new life, he also wants us to do that
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:07 No.5687020
    Remember we still haven't lured to strong males here yet, guys. We need to do that now.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:09 No.5687044
    >>5687000
    LETS MAKE IT RIGHT KRABBY

    OW BOUT WE COVER OUR SHELLS IN 'ARD BITZ AND POINTY BITZ?
    DAT WAY WE CAN RUN INTO WHOEVER TRIES TA KRUMP US 'N STIKK IT TO 'EM
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:09 No.5687048
    >>5687044
    I support this notion.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:10 No.5687066
    >>5687013
    >>5687000
    You instruct your Guard to gather up as much meat as he can and set off back up the beach. Though he struggles under the strain of great mounds of meat your sporadic encouragements seem to be very pleasing to him.

    You begin preaching to the large gathering.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:11 No.5687073
    >>5687020
    NO WAY, I GOTS A BETTER IDEA

    WE GETS THE TUFFEST OF US TO GO INTO DA CIRCLE, GETS DA WEAKEST OF US TA GO 'N PICK A FIGHT WIFF HIM B'CUZ DA SUN GOD SEZ SO

    DEN DA BIGGA KRAB ACTS LIKE HE GOT KRUMP'D, N WADDLES OFF

    DEN WE TELLZ DA GITZ DAT DA SUN GAVE US DA POWER TO DO IT

    THEN WE CRAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:11 No.5687078
    OP pic looks familiar.

    Riven?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:13 No.5687116
    >>5687044
    Not bad. The angry dude can be the start of our CRAAAAAAGH warrior cast too.

    Giving ourselves a distinctive shell and natural weapons will enchance our fighting ability and prestige, so let's go for it.

    Maybe we should, like, actually say a prayer to the sun? You never know...
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:14 No.5687141
    >>5687044
    >>5687048
    AS you preach, the notion of attaching objects to your shell strikes you. Seamlessly you weave this new idea into your sermon.

    Some of bigger creatures have already left, grumbling about silly ideas. Others seem to be on the edge of joining you while others seem already rapt, the promise of more food brings even more to your cause.

    You now have 15 followers!
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:15 No.5687161
    >>5687116
    DATS RIGHT KRABBY DAT IZ

    ROIGHT YA GITS, GATHER 'ROUND.

    AY, SUN. YOUZ DA BIGGEST N DA BADDEST AROUND, ALWAYS ON A CRAAAAAGH AGAINST DA MOON

    WANNA GIVE US DA POWER OF DA CRAAAAGH?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:16 No.5687172
    >>5687066
    sing the song of the sun god and the crab race.

    This land is your land, this land is my land
    From California, to the New York Island
    From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
    This land was made for you and me, by the sun god

    Then promptly name this rotting carcass New York Island
    >> Zipline (OP) 09/02/09(Wed)00:17 No.5687190
    >>5687066
    We've invented Jehovah's Witnesses!

    >>5685661
    >>5685714
    >>5685828
    >>5686902
    These were all me, BTW
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:18 No.5687214
    >>5687141
    MAKE EM START FIGHTIN EACH OTHA

    AND MAKE EM MORE POWERFUL THA TOUGHER N MORE BELIEVIN DEY IZ
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:19 No.5687235
    >>5687141
    Pick one of the big guys. It's do or die time, you can't expect power without taking risks.

    Scream that the SUN has CURSED him for his WEAKNESS. Call him out. Do whatever it takes to win. Show member of your species violence they never even imagined existed.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:20 No.5687271
    >>5687161
    You have praised the glorious Sun and declare CRAAAAAGH against the deceitful Moon. To give your people more unity perhaps you should name yourselves?

    >>5687214
    You command your followers to engage in ritual combat to the Glory of the Sun!
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)00:21 No.5687294
    >>5687190
    ack, not OP. That tag is in there from another thread

    >>5687141
    When we get weapons and armor, make sure they look impressive, even over functionality. Maybe the warriors can have functional weapons, but we have to LOOK good. Also, do not stray too far inland or out to sea, in case we are eaten.

    Divide up our new followers into, uh, "breeders" and warriors I guess. No priests yet, since we are the only voice of Him. Our numbers can grow, and eventually we slaughter the unbelievers by overpowering them.

    We need a "home base," but it shouldn't be near the corpse since big predators will come to feast on it, and us. Maybe a corner of our species' traditional home area? Slowly expand into the prime real estate?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:21 No.5687296
    >>5687271
    I vote we name ourselves Craztecs.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:22 No.5687311
    >>5687235
    this
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:22 No.5687315
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    >>5687214
    DATS RIGHT KRABBY BOSS!
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:22 No.5687320
    >>5687271
    YOU IZ BOSS KRAB

    DIS IZ KRAB CLAN
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:23 No.5687331
    >>5687271
    we are the TUNNEL CRABS and we rule!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:24 No.5687339
    >>5687271
    just "the people of the sun" for name
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:24 No.5687353
    >>5687320
    I SUPPORT DA KRAB CLAN!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:25 No.5687363
    >>5687235
    Selecting one of the larger specimens (though not the largest, still quite a bit larger than yourself), you challenge it to combat. What follows is a short vicious duel, which you win, though not easily.

    The Mating Time approaches, you must prepare!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:26 No.5687367
    >>5687315
    Is there not going to be a Bad Guy Quest tonight?
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:26 No.5687373
    >>5687315
    (Lol'd a storm at that)

    ROIGHT, WE'Z GOTTA DO 2 THINGS

    WE GOTSTA DIVIDE DA KRABS INTO DA BIGGEST N BADDEST, N MAKE EM DA BOSS KRABS

    WE GOTTA MAKE DA MOST BELIEVIN-IST O' DEM, AN MAKE EM DA BREEDA KRABS

    AN WE GOTTA MAKE A CRAAAAAGH AGAINST DA MOON-KRABS!

    KRABS! KRABS! KRABS! KRABS!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:26 No.5687375
    >>5687294
    Okay, few things:

    Right now, we can't afford to have nonfunctional gaudery. Stick to stuff that's useful.

    Ones that lose their fights become breeders. Those that win are warriors. We're special, the first priest or 'prophet'.

    We will attract followers and strip that carcass clean, then set up our base amidst the bones. They might prove useful for weapons or buildings.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:27 No.5687382
    >>5687367
    Nah, I'm holding off for tomorrow night.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:28 No.5687403
    >>5687363
    WE TAKE DA KRAB WHO WE JUSS KRUMPED N MAKE 'EM FULL OF DA BADDEST KRAB EGGS, EVER!

    WE'Z GONNA CRAAAAAGH AGAINST DA MOON KRABS, TOO!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:28 No.5687407
    >>5687382
    Thanks, I'll be sure to check in then.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:30 No.5687432
    >>5687363
    No more followers gained from that?

    Breed with as many as your breeder crabs as possible, as detailed by:

    >>5687373

    But make breeders strictly the weakest and warriors the most believing and toughest. The losers and victors will do right now though. Allow each victor to breed with one loser, but you breed with as many many losers as you can.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:30 No.5687438
    A little down the way towards the corpse you did see a slightly overhanging cliff with soft sand below, perhaps this could serve as your 'home base'.
    >>5687320
    >>5687353
    You name yourselves the KRAB CLAN.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:31 No.5687446
    Are we only allowing warriors to breed with warriors? Do we want like, superaggressive warriors in the future?
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)00:31 No.5687460
    >>5687375
    I love your idea about separating the peons, let's go with that. Maybe our cult emphasizes strength, but not death? That means we don't kill our own followers, just heretics.

    I still think we need to be away from the carcass, that's just asking to be eaten.

    >>5687363
    Hrm, mating. After the personal combat, assign two breeders to one warrior and get to mating. We, as the prophet, get four breeders
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:33 No.5687483
    >>5687438
    KRAB CLAN!

    WE'Z GOTTA MAKE DA FORT RIGHT KRABBY! ADD BONE SPIKES 'N GET BIG ROCKS

    WE'Z GONNA LIVE UNDER DA ROCKS, SAFE FROM DA MOON
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:34 No.5687502
    >>5687363

    Eat. Eat a lot. I'm assuming part of the reason we are small is because we are young. If we eat a great deal, we will grow larger.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:34 No.5687504
    >>5687460
    AN WE MATE WIFF DA KRAB WE KRUMPED
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:34 No.5687507
    >>5687432
    All breeding requires 3 individuals. With your current numbers you could have 5 breeding groups or 3 breeding groups if you divide equally.
    >>5687460
    You select amongst the largest of the losers for your mates. There are now 2 breeders (not including your original followers, who did not fight), and 6 Warriors.
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:35 No.5687514
    WE NEEDZ TA MAKE SUM TIME TO TAKE ALL OF DA MEAT BOSS!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:35 No.5687520
    >>5687460
    That cliff will do for safety and to allow us access to the stripped carcass. I prefer your idea to 2 on 1 pairing to my own 1 on 1. Let's go with that, and we get 4, like you say.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:36 No.5687531
    >>5687507
    (Can I ask, what species of crab are we? Or are we just generic crab?)
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:36 No.5687536
    We must remain out in the open to receive the blessing of the sun god. Anything that gives shade is an affront to the sun god. No walls, no cliffs, no trees, no rocks, no moon!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:37 No.5687548
    This is so much fun XD

    >>5687507
    Fine, you seem to want us to be near the corpse, so let's go to that overhang and make nests for eggs. Sentries should be posted while the warriors accompany you and your two minions to the corpse. Continue to feed, but harvest food as well and bring it to the overhang. Build defenses, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:39 No.5687576
    >>5687536

    Then we'll dry out. Shade is a luxury, a necessary weakness.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:39 No.5687578
    >>5687576
    Then you are weak, and tainted by the moon!
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:39 No.5687582
    >>5687536
    BUT WE GOTSTA MAKE A WALL 'O POINTY STUFFS!

    WE GOTSTA MAKE ROCK BURROWS, SO NO SHADOWZ, BUT WE CAN HIDE FROM DA MOON!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:40 No.5687589
    >>5687582
    HIDING ISN'T KRABBY!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:40 No.5687602
    BOSS! WE NEED SNEEKY KRABS TO HIDE NEAR DA UGE DEAD THING IN CASE SUMONE TRIES TO STEAL OUR MEEAT.

    IF THEY SEE ANY FING TRYING TA STEAL OUR MEAT, DEY CAN KRUMP HIM GOOD AND PROPA!
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:41 No.5687608
    >>5687589
    DA MOON IZ HUGE

    UNTIL WE'Z GOT A RIGHT PROPA CRAAAGH WE GOTTA BE RIGHT KUNNIN.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:41 No.5687609
    >>5687514
    You send some of the warriors off to gather meat from the corpse while you ponder the question of dividing the remaining mates among your followers, alternately you might simply let them determine their mates.
    >>5687531
    > you are an alien crab
    >>5687520
    >>5687548
    You begin moving the rest of your followers towards the cliff.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:41 No.5687619
    >>5687576
    We're gonna try and make ourselves specialised to endure the sun, I think. We CRAAAGH at day, and burrow at night.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:43 No.5687637
    >>5687609
    YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL! YOU MUST OFFER SACRIFICES TO THE SUN GOD TO MAKE AMENDS FOR THIS DISGRACE OF LEAVING HIS PRESCIENCE!
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:43 No.5687643
    >>5687609
    WE GOTSTA GIVE DA MOST MEAT TO DA STRONGEST
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:46 No.5687675
    >>5687619
    Interesting. If we are the Cult of the Sun, we should embrace it as well. By burrowing in the sand we should probably be able to keep moist, too.

    >>5687637
    How should we do sacrifices to the sun? Cast it into the ocean? I doubt we've discovered fire, and it's not like we can go "Okay, now I want to discover fire." We won't find it until we find it, if you know what I mean.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:46 No.5687677
    >>5687602
    DA MOON KLAN MAYBE KUNNIN, BUT DA KRAB CLAN SEES ALL
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:46 No.5687678
    I think we need to find a way to store sea water until it dries out, leaving salt. We need to save as much meat as possible instead of letting any rot.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:48 No.5687695
    >>5687643
    We should institute a rewards system based on devotion, but everyone should get a good share. We don't want to gimp our race.

    >>5687637
    The sun thing ain't real. We're just using it to become king.

    This is the original LE crabman, signing out for the night. I posted >>5686207
    and a bunch of other stuff, also about t'fighting and t'violence.

    This has gotten ahead of me now though, and... orky, for some reason.

    Looking forward to seeing this quest again.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:49 No.5687712
    >>5687675
    The sun wants us stronger so that we can defeat his nemesis the moon. In order to properly sacrifice to the sun god and regain his blessing we must SACRIFICE THE WEAK! BLOOD FOR THE SUN GOD!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:49 No.5687716
    >>5687675
    >>5687619
    You stop all your followers and tell them you have just received a vision from The Sun. From this day forth you shall all spend the days under the glorious rays of the Sun, half burying yourselves to avoid death, and then hiding your glorious Sun worshiping selves from the evil moon.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:49 No.5687726
    >>5687678
    WE GOTTA BE RIGHT KUNNIN, BUT WE SNEAK INTO DA MOON KRABS BUNCH, AND KRUMP ONE

    USE HIS SHELL AS A SALT MAKER!

    DATS RIGHT BRAINY DAT IS
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:51 No.5687749
    >>5687695
    Your fervent preaching has convinced even yourself of the Suns glorious nature.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:51 No.5687758
    >>5687695
    DAMN RIGHT IT'S KRABBY, YA GIT

    G'NIGHT, AN MAY DA SUN PROTEKT YA FROM DA MOON
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:53 No.5687776
    >>5687749
    Ahahahaha! Religion in action. Well whatever, as long as we're in charge. Try to keep sacrifices down though, or restrict them to captives. I like the Strength not Death idea.

    Also, the shell of the big crab we killed? Dip it in crushed flowers and shove bone spikes through it, and we've got our new armour. Use yellow and red flowers to paint a big sun surrounded by burning flames.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:54 No.5687790
    >>5687675
    sigh, this was me too.

    >>5687749
    Good, good, all is going according to plan. Can I ask how the weapons/armor is coming? Perhaps what we should do is assign 4 of our warriors to harvest meat, 1 to guard the breeders, and we take the bodyguard, the remaining warrior and our trap to go get the dead big 'un's corpse, carve it up and make his shell into armor?
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)00:56 No.5687800
    >>5687776
    you and I think very much alike, but you appear to post faster, damnit

    >>5687790
    me again
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)00:56 No.5687803
    >>5687776
    >>5687776
    DA ONLY SAKRA... SACHRI... KILLIN WE'Z GONNA DO IZ ON DA ENEMY! CRAAAAGH WILL SACRIFICE TO DA SUN
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:56 No.5687804
    >>5687678
    >>5687726
    There are several large flat rocks near your current location.

    >>5687776
    >>5687790
    Death in combat is rare, the larger follower you fought is not dead, but is very intimidated.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)00:58 No.5687814
    >>5687800
    I'll identify myself as LE Crabman next time this quest comes up. Can do some collaboration.

    Remember, children of the sun:
    CRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)00:58 No.5687819
    Harness the surface of a flat rock to sharpen the bones of the large creature after you free them of it's meat.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)00:59 No.5687825
    Oh, no! The sun is beginning to set!
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)00:59 No.5687833
    >>5687804
    What? I thought we attacked a non-follower, one of the big crabs that blew us off?

    And I'm just a bit confused about how we can realize salt = preservation when we only just attained sentience
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:01 No.5687845
    >>5687825
    >BOSS, WE'Z GETTIN DARKENED UP!

    QUIT YELLIN', YA KRITZ.
    GET ALL DA MEAT YA CAN AND GET UNDA DA NEAREST ROCK
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:01 No.5687848
    >>5687825
    We and our submissive follower mate with the intimidated guy, then we camp our with our meat and burrow down for the night.

    I was going to say first sacrifice for the intimidated crap, but then I had an idea: Any survivors get tied to the rock and forced ot endure the Sun's heat for days on end. This way they either are sacrificed and baked ready for eating or, through torture, are punished and mind-addled enough to join the ranks of our fanatics.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:02 No.5687855
    >>5687833
    >Alien crab
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:03 No.5687871
    what are we going to do on cloudy days? is that the only time we're going to get anything done?

    Also, clouds are a boon from the sun, who knows that we cannot bear the constant presence of it's full glory.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:04 No.5687884
    >>5687871
    We force ourselves to work under the sun. But yeah, the boon thing works well. Rain comes from the sun too.
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)01:05 No.5687887
    >>5687871
    Cloudy days are signs that the Sun is angry with us, and more ritual combat or raids against other tribes are required. Maybe sacrifices too.

    Yeah, time to turn in for the night. As the prophet of the sun, and since we actually believe all this, we're probably going to be terrified. Try not to show it
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)01:05 No.5687890
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    >>5687825
    TAKE WHATEVER MEAT WE HAVE AND START FUCKING HIDING!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)01:06 No.5687898
    >>5687833
    Those were mostly way too big for you to take on.

    >>5687848
    Are you sure you would like to mate with these two? You already have 4 selected mates.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:07 No.5687910
    >>5687898
    Just give them to be mated then.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:08 No.5687914
    AY, BOSS

    CAN I GET AN IDEA OF WHERE WE IS?

    I WANNA KNOW WHERE DA OTHER CLANS ARE SO WE CAN HAVE A RIGHT PROPA CRAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:09 No.5687921
    >>5687910
    >>5687898
    And tomorrow, subject the defeated guy to that trial of the sun thing. I want crab armour and/or a new follower.
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)01:12 No.5687946
    >>5687914
    You are now a few short minutes away from the rest of your people (those not following you), though they are not organized in any real way. You know of no other Clans on this island.

    You Sleep.

    You awake in the very earliest hours of the morning, the moon is just now setting as the hints of the Glorious Sun's light peek over the world.
    You are now buried underneath the sand, all of you huddled around a significant pile of meat.
    The sun has set and the moon will rise shortly do cast its vile light upon the unbelievers.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:13 No.5687966
    >>5687946
    YA WAKE UP, AND LET OUT A MIGHTY "CRAAAAAAGH!" TO LET DA OTHERS KNOW ITS TIME TO WAKE UP 'N EAT SUM MEATS

    DEN WE GO TO CRAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:14 No.5687974
    >>5687946
    Seems like a good point to stop? Someone archive it?
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)01:17 No.5688004
    >>5687946
    Is it morning or evening? Assuming it's morning, let us eat our stored food. Prophet first, then bodyguard, then trap, then warriors, then breeders. Afterward, assess the state of the carcass.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:18 No.5688024
    We need to find other crabs and preach to them , if they refuse to join our bodyguard kills them
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:20 No.5688038
    >>5688024
    YE DOIN IT WRONG

    WHAT YE DO IS WE GO IN TO DA GROUP, START PREACHIN, THEN MAKE 'EM PROVE DEMSELVES WORTHY OF DA CRAAAAGH
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)01:20 No.5688039
    >>5688004
    >Sorry, it's morning. The top sentence was supposed to be at the bottom, somehow it went to the top.

    All your followers eat, and yet there is still much meat left. You begin mating.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:21 No.5688048
    >>5688024
    well after we did >>5688004
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:22 No.5688062
    >>5688038
    well that would work if we foung a group of other crabs
    >> The Scientist !!ql/rzSIfHCY 09/02/09(Wed)01:23 No.5688072
    I got to sissy out of this for the rest of the night. Can't wait to see what you guys do.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:25 No.5688093
    Focus on control through religion is good an all but we need more substantial advantages like weapons and tools. See if we could use a stick and some skin from the dead sea animal to fasten a rock to it. Instant Hammer. Also begin construction of additional pointy sticks.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:26 No.5688110
    GO KRUMP SUM SISSY KRABS

    IMPRESS DA OTHAS INTO JOININ DA CRAAAAAGH
    >> Stormtrooper Ted 09/02/09(Wed)01:27 No.5688119
    >>5688072
    You get the fuck back on /tg/ right this instant.
    >> Krabmando Krab 09/02/09(Wed)01:28 No.5688139
    'Ow bright iz dat Holy Sun boss? Iz it maybe a bit klowdy?
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)01:30 No.5688159
    >>5688093
    You have had a difficult time finding sticks, but several of the bones of the carcass can be sharpened.
    >>5688110
    You take several of the larger warriors with you as you head towards the unbelievers.

    >>5688139
    It is another clear day, only a few wispy clouds appear in the sky, but weather can change in minutes.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:32 No.5688188
    >>5688159
    'ERE WE GO, 'ERE WE GO!

    KRABS! KRABS! KRABS! KRABS!

    CAPTURE A FEW OF 'EM TOO, AS TRAININ' DUMMIES
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)01:33 No.5688206
    >>5688093
    this guy is right, we're not doing enough to ensure our dominance. Tools, weapons, armor, better housing.

    Is all we eat meat? Are we omnivores? If so, maybe some local fauna near the beach are edible, brightly colored or otherwise useful to us.

    What is our long term goal here? Establish our religion in our species? If so, we have two options: expansion through force or expansion through impression. Either get enough warriors to gang up on and take down the big crabs or create some amazing sign of divine favor
    >> Krabmando Krab 09/02/09(Wed)01:38 No.5688245
    >>5688206
    >create some amazing sign of divine favor
    Diz git iz right cunnin boss! I'z seen when da Sun iz right krabby, 'e tryz ta drown us wiff water from da sky, and flashes of light dat set tings on fiya!

    Maybe we kould kreate sum sort-a pole or sumfin and attrakt da atentshun of da Sun God when he's pissed?
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)01:38 No.5688252
    >>5688206
    You have one point sticky that you managed to find. You may be able to sharpen bones from the carcass, additionally you may be able to craft a crude hammer, if you wish. You have been known to eat certain seaweeds, though none are in sight at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:39 No.5688270
    Maybe we can find some impressive coloured Plants or parts of dead creatures to mark ourselfs as the choosen of the sun
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:40 No.5688277
    >>5688252
    ENOUGH MUCKIN' ABOUT, LET'S GO KRUMP SOME PUNIES!
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)01:43 No.5688315
    >>5688277
    Your party approaches its first group. They are similar in size, and did not attend your impromptu sermon the other day. You may be able to convert them through sermonizing.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:43 No.5688319
    >>5688252
    Begin using the bones to make pointy sticks and make a hammer for yourself in case you need to lead in battle. Also see if you can rub to sticks together with some tinder to make fire.
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)01:43 No.5688324
    >>5688245
    That

    is a fantastic idea. The sun is bright, so it'd be equated with lightning. Maybe lightning is the sun's attempt to brighten our world when the moon sends clouds? We could try and attract it, although it might be hard with the tall trees on the beach.

    Or did you mean as like, a totem? That would also work. Decorate it with feathers, petals, dead bugs and the claws of our enemies.

    >>5688252
    Maybe we should hold up on attacking the really big crabs. Instead, send four warriors to harvest meat/skin/bones, put your most trusted warrior in charge of guarding the breeders, who just bask in the sun/lay eggs/tend them, and take your bodyguard, trap and yourself to go make some sharp bone spears. We'll have no problem killing the big'uns when we have weapons
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:47 No.5688365
    >>5688324
    DA SUN'S ON OUR SIDE, SO WE CAN KRUMP 'EM.

    PLUS, IT WILL GET RID OF DA WEAK GITZ.
    >> Krabmando Krab 09/02/09(Wed)01:47 No.5688372
    >>5688324
    Ya! Like a Toe Tem! Dat wayz we kould show da Sun God dat we beleevz in 'em and we gonna krush da non beeleeverz.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:50 No.5688405
    >>5688372
    >>5688324
    AN WE CAN PUT KLAWS 'N STUFF ON IT TO MAKE IT KRABBY!
    >> Krabmando Krab 09/02/09(Wed)01:52 No.5688427
    >>5688405
    Datz a good idea!

    Yer so kunnin boss!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:53 No.5688438
    >>5688315
    Do they have the same level of technology we have , like sharp sticks? If not challenge them to a ritual fight with the biggest males of both groups while chanting about the greatness of the sun
    >> God of Insignificant Details !6dyLdau55w 09/02/09(Wed)01:53 No.5688442
    >Ugh, sorry guys but I'm beat. I'll start it up again tomorrow I guess.
    >> BOSS KRAB 09/02/09(Wed)01:54 No.5688458
    >>5688442
    CYA BOSS
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)01:57 No.5688492
    >>5688442
    Same time?
    >> Zipline 09/02/09(Wed)02:19 No.5688706
    Has this been archived?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)02:21 No.5688715
    yes



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