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    46 KB Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:27 No.5693736  
    Hey corpulen/tg/allants, I'm in need of a fun character concept for a 2E DnD melee character. The other party members are currently an elf swashbuckler and a half-drow thief raised by kenders, just to let you know how desperately this group needs de-fagging. So, /tg/ what do you suggest playing?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:29 No.5693750
    a sorcerer that dislikes magic.

    It uses a stick
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:29 No.5693752
    ... pic related?
    Elderly lady fighter with something along the lines of gauntlets of ogre power or a belt of giant strength.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:30 No.5693755
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    >half-drow thief raised by kenders
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:30 No.5693762
    > need of a fun character concept for a 2E DnD melee character

    Look no further than your own picture.

    Barbarian Matron.
    Play a 72 year old Barbarian woman.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:30 No.5693764
    Battle Granny?
    >> OP 09/02/09(Wed)13:31 No.5693781
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    I know >: (
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    >a half-drow thief raised by kenders

    Play a Paladin. Crack this fucktard over the back of the head with a short, heavy stick whenever he steals anything.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:32 No.5693787
    With extra feats in Combat Knitting.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:33 No.5693797
    oh, make wisdom your dump stat too.

    Play her as forgetful and absent minded in anything but battle, but prone to incidents of weird wisdom.

    Not sure what the AD&D2e rules for aging are, but even with a wis dump stat, you should get a +2 or so bonus due to age.

    Try to get that strength to 16ish though, as I'm sure it takes a -2 or more hit to age.

    Also, a high con is recommended, to increase your resistance and make you a hearty old battleaxe.
    >> OP 09/02/09(Wed)13:34 No.5693807
    Keep em coming :D
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:36 No.5693846
    Make sure you describe her s wearing all the stereotypical fantasy armor (chainlink thong/bra, etc)
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:36 No.5693849
    no, fuck you, battle granny.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:40 No.5693890

    >half-drow thief raised by kenders

    Dude, seriously, not to be an ass, but find another group.

    I'm the last person that would discourage anyone from playing oldschool AD&D (my hatred of 3e/4e know no limit), but any DM that permits that is just going to suck, hard.

    Give meetup.com a try maybe - it's for getting together irl with people for activities, there's a ton of RPG stuff and I found a great 1e/2e group and was playing in a week.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:43 No.5693924
    Battle Granny has 10 children who all grew up to be warlords, chieftains and leaders of tribes. They have been raised to know no fear, except fear of Battle Granny.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:47 No.5693970
    Battlegranny wants one last grand adventure, and to die on the field of battle.
    As her companions, it will be their responsibility to bring her weapon back to her tribe, and share the tale of her death at the ritual pyre where they will burn her remains (if you manage to save them) or her collection of personal effects her family doesn't need.

    Every night she will regail her companions with tales of her children and grandchildren, stories of her large extended family and the greatness of her people.
    >> OP 09/02/09(Wed)13:48 No.5693977
    > not to be an ass, but find another group
    Trust me, the thought has passed my mind. I didn't even know what a kender was when he first mentioned it, but the half-drow was enough to send my red-lights off. Odds are he'll be Chaotic Neutral, as well. The thing is that they're all people I've known for a few years and this is a consistent way to hang out with 'em. I'm sure most fa/tg/uys have had to deal with this shit before, so I won't go into anything beyond that. Thanks, though :)
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:48 No.5693984

    Battle Granny once caught one of her grandchildren trying to steal from the cookie jar. She broke both his arms and threw him off a cliff. She then told him to climb back up within an hour if he wanted a cookie.

    That was the best tasting cookie he ever had.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:50 No.5694005

    >all people I've known for a few years and this is a consistent way to hang out with 'em

    I'm the guy you responded to. I know that situation all too well. Best wishes to you!

    Maybe you could work your way into the DM spot and lay down the law, if you're a DM inclined type...
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:51 No.5694011
    Nanny Ogg with a sword? Fuck year!
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/02/09(Wed)13:52 No.5694022
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    >> 40Kfag from /m/ !!t8iiyj3DIqR 09/02/09(Wed)13:53 No.5694028
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:53 No.5694035
    except Gregor damn it boy why couldn't you be more like you're brother Neil.HE took a level in Clerc but still managed to wield a battle axe properly!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:55 No.5694048

    Gregor is a wizard. He's the shame of the family.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)13:59 No.5694076
    She still loves him, though. Everytime they meet, though, she tries to gently coerce him into picking up a battleaxe.

    "Dearie, your wrists are just perfect for a short-handled doubleaxe... here, I just happened to have one, why don't you try it out on the goblins in the woods over there?".
    >> Gregor 09/02/09(Wed)14:01 No.5694101
    Hey guys, guess who's on the quadratic side of the linear-quadratic leveling system?

    Oh, right, right. "Me mighty wizard, make you asshats go foosh."

    Now pass the goddamn turkey.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:02 No.5694117
    worse yet he has a ridiculously huge build even his brother Pat manages to duel-wield broadswords and his spindly little thing that barely comes up to his shoulders
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:03 No.5694123
    Lawful Neutral Ex-Barbarian Fighter Battle Granny. Turned Lawful when she became a mommy.
    Does not tolerate ill behaviour. Tries to raise everyone properly.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:03 No.5694137
    When Battlegranny was young, she had to walk 25 miles in sub zero weather, knee deep in snow, BOTH WAYS to hunt.

    This was because a lich had laid siege to their village, intending to use their sacred mountain as his new base of operations.

    His dark magics twisted the land, and sent sleet and hail the size of gnomes to crush their homes and batter their bodies.

    Battlegranny was part of a party of 4 brave berserkers led by their Shaman-king to face the evil undead creature.
    The shaman held off the creature's magical assaults, and the three brave warriors bound it with enchanted chains, then cut away at the abomination, reducing it to a torso and skull.

    They then sealed the lich in a magical box, and the shaman king gave his live performing a ritual of summoning to hold him.

    If the box it opening, it will destroy the lich, but without a phylactery, they dare not risk destroying him yet.

    Battlegranny still searches for the elusive artifact to this day.
    >> Gregor 09/02/09(Wed)14:04 No.5694145
    Thanks Nana, but I keep telling you I don't NEED an axe to-

    Oh for gods' sakes, if it'll make you happy, sur-

    Ow. OW! Okay, okay! I'll rein in the language!
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/02/09(Wed)14:06 No.5694162
    Hey, your brothers don't go prancin' about in pretty dresses.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:08 No.5694179
    >If the box it opening
    Brain must be malfunctioning.
    should be
    >if the box is opened
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:10 No.5694196
    that was by far not your only mistake, but I should talk
    >> Gregor 09/02/09(Wed)14:10 No.5694199
    For the last time, it's ARCANE RAIMENT! See these symbols? They DO shit! But only if they go allll the way around me. Yeah, it looks like a dress, but while I'm wearing it if I tell a demon to jump it'll ask "when can I come down?"
    >> Guardsman Terry 09/02/09(Wed)14:12 No.5694216
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:13 No.5694237
    Ok, Battle Granny needs stats. And maybe a drawfaggin'.
    >> Gregor 09/02/09(Wed)14:14 No.5694242

    Oh for - ZA WARUDO!

    >> Guardsman Terry 09/02/09(Wed)14:15 No.5694249
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:16 No.5694255
    Oh well excuuuse me princes maybe you can introduce us to sum of your demon girlfriends sometimes, they sound like they'd be a bunch of fun!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:17 No.5694264
    your al fagets
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:18 No.5694271
    OP, I hope you're taking notes.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:22 No.5694302
    Battle Granny is your clear and only option.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:25 No.5694338
    Write ALL of this down OP, it's your new characters back story. Hell, if I ever play DnD I might even try this.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:37 No.5694474
    who was the father anyway? Or is he still around? Did he maybe get sucked into one o'them damn portals again. Gods damnit thats the 9th time! Chosen One my arse ! I bet es leering at them succubi right this instant , could ne'er quit the habit no matter if aberration or elven skank e'd still be eyes wide a staring in the middle a battle I mean really...*sigh* I miss the geezer something terrible
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)14:55 No.5694661
    rolled 23 = 23

    Battlegranny's has six living children.

    The first is Tarth of the Seven Clubs, so called for his propensity for striking his enemy with clubs so hard, they shatter on impact.
    His current record is breaking 7 clubs in one battle.

    The second is Neil, the Gentle Axe, so who studied to become cleric and returned home a might warrior and healer. He is well known and beloved by the locals.

    The third is Gregor, the black sheep of the family. Blessed with both brains and brawn, Battlegranny had high hopes for him, until a party of adventurers swayed him away from home with tales of magic and sorcery, and great cities of learned scholars who work to fight with their minds. The temptation was too great, and he is studying to become a great wizard. In his new home, he is known as Grand Gregor, a mountain of a man with a sharp intellect and kind heart, at home is his name is "poor Gregor".
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:17 No.5694895
    Bump because BATTLE GRANNY
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:20 No.5694922
    How much of this are you going to use OP?
    >> OP 09/02/09(Wed)15:22 No.5694943
    Every. last. bit.
    >> OP 09/02/09(Wed)15:32 No.5695071
    Comba/tg/ranny is being compiled; will add to 1d4chan wiki once we're done making her more epic :D
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:43 No.5695230

    God damnit, lost the faggotry. We don't have to work /tg/ into every fucking thing we touch.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:46 No.5695267

    Yeah, her name is BATTLE GRANNY. Actually, does she have a real name? Hilda? Elsa?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:47 No.5695285
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:47 No.5695299
    Formerly Beatrice of the Skulls.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:49 No.5695326

    I take this to mean the other four died in battle?

    .....I'm not sure if she should have a daughter or not.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:51 No.5695343

    She probably should have a daughter. I imagine said daughter would be a hardass Paladin.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:51 No.5695345
    She should have at least one.

    Also, she should have many names (or titles?).
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:54 No.5695382
    >>Also, she should have many names (or titles?).
    Skullminatrix the Demolishinator was her first adventuring name, discarded soon after leaving puberty.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)15:57 No.5695428

    That was when she was still in her rebellious, wearing-black-facepaint-and-writing-bad-poetry-in-her-journal phase. Embarassing woodcuts of her in impractical chainmail bikinis still circulate the realm.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:00 No.5695465
    Afterward she spent a few years with a rich nobleman as the Barbarianess of The High City.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:04 No.5695513

    After that, she ran for Queen of the Plains Tribes. Obviously, the title was decided with a battle to the death, and she triumphed over her main competitor, Chaotic Evil brute Hangra the Bonecrusher. The plains tribes were much relieved.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:15 No.5695664
    the other THREE, you mean?
    No, I didn't write them out, figured I'd give someone else the chance.
    BUT, since everyone on /tg/ is too busy fellating themselves to 40k, furry porn, and unrelated shit threads, here goes:

    4th offspring:
    Jaana, the Woodkind
    Jaana had always had a close connection with nature and the forest, and it was no surprise to her mother when she told Jaana that she would be joining a group of druids their village traded with occasionally. She often visits the village, and keeps a watchful eye on the area, maintaining an unseen balance. Today, she might be with the kobolds, helping them recover from a raid by a nearby barbarian village, tomorrow she may be a bear, fighting off an orc scouting party to keep them from finding the same barbarian village.

    5th offsping:
    Hilde, the Stout
    A finer daughter one could never ask for, she has almost as many stories and songs attached to her as her mother. Rumors say that she was the product of Battlegranny's adventures to the dwarven kingdoms, but Battlegranny only laughs, dismissing any quesions with a wave of her hand.
    Whatever the truth, Hilde can best the men of the village in love, battle, or brew.

    Simth, the Lucky
    A half elf boy, eldest of her brood, smith is undeniably half elf, skinnier and more agile than his brothers and sisters, but toned and strong from decades of hard labor and fighting around the world.
    No shame is found in this boy, he traveled the world for 35 years, in a never ending quest to become "the strongest".
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:18 No.5695702
    So, of the last three still-alive kids, one is a badass paladin chick, and Pat who is tiny and duel-wields broadswords.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:18 No.5695709
    Dandy "Dandruff" the smallest was teased relentlessly by the younger brothers when she was small, though the older ones spoiled her just as much. She since shaved her head and earned quite the reputation as a marksman earning the title "Falconfrock" Shes one of the only siblings that still respects Gregor anything but grudgingly.
    Also Pat still treats her like shit but that mostly because his afraid of what'll happen to him now that his seen his little sister bite out an orc's tongue
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:19 No.5695731
    hmm, forgot the paladin chick.

    Maybe her grandchildren?
    She IS 72.
    At least 3 of her children should have had some kids, I think.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:19 No.5695733

    Earlier anon named ten children.

    As they are all warriors, it is not unlikely that four have managed to die.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:22 No.5695768

    I liked the story about cookie-stealing grandkid.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:23 No.5695777
    One of her grand-daughters needs to be a high priestess of the tribes, in direct command of the sentinels and night watches, whom she assists in their vigils with holy magic; when it's warfare time, she provides protection to the cadre of berserkers in lieu of armor.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:25 No.5695807
    Tarth's eldest
    Uncle Neil's fan
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:28 No.5695841
    Neil had a son but he died by his side he didn't really get over that though having lost two brothers in a similar fashion. He hasn't had any more children bt treated Margo as a surrogate sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:33 No.5695910
    You know even ten children doesn't seem like enough for Battle Granny, I'm imagining her going into battle with a huge axe in one hand and a tiny baby in the other (possibly nursing).

    She should have like 12 or 14.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:33 No.5695919
    Olev and Fergus are the brothers that died, Olev was the oldest so he was the only one who ever really traveled with battle granny, fell in the final battle against a demon incursion was named after one of her grandparents. Fergus never quite made it to adulthood was struck down in his youth by a foolish run in with some bandits, this upset granny quite a deal more.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:36 No.5695949
    Naturally we're talking BOYS, still a standard for warlord status though battle granny is an antithesis if ever there was one
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:38 No.5695977
    A mixture of Nanny Ogg and Cohen's mum, with the AGE of Cohen's mum. To illustrate how badass she is, just read this.

    One time, when Death came to collect Battle Granny from her bed, she grabbed her battle axe, split his scythe and used the remains of the hilt to spank him untiol his bones rattled. Afther that, she told him to sod off and come back when she fell in battle. He complied, but only because she also made clear that her afterlife would be spent spanking him if she died in bed.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:39 No.5695983

    DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:40 No.5695998
    you're ignoring that fact that having a child generally incapacitates one for 1-2 years, even if you shuffle the responsibility of raising them onto the village to go adventuring.

    Battlegranny is 72.
    The probably lost her ability to reproduce at 55-60.
    Assuming she had her first child at around 22, 10 children means she spends about 20 years raising them all, leaving only 20 years for adventuring and building her rep.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:43 No.5696039

    Not if she was raising them AND adventuring it up at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:43 No.5696041
    Pat "the Rat" though not to his face took to combat as enthusiastically as he took to roguery and drink, he is well renowned for his compulsive gambling as well as his bloodthirst, the second youngest was surprisingly a sickly youth. Granny still suspects she might have put something extra in the concoction to fix that, but oh she loves him still
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:44 No.5696053
    She was known as Battle Mum during her time. Unfair method, using her infant offspring as a shield against paladins, then splitting their skulls.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:45 No.5696072

    She's a barbarian woman.

    She probably had her first kid around 16 or 17.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:46 No.5696087
    13 or 14.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:46 No.5696088

    Her kids could split skulls before they could walk.

    .....Well, help watch Mama's back, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:46 No.5696092
    ...more like 15
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)16:53 No.5696181
    Her offspring had to learn to parry with a dagger first, to serve as a shield.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:01 No.5696300
    Timeline required here
    general badassery
    1st son Olev
    banish Lich
    goth phase
    high city phase
    2nd son Tarth
    3rd son Neil
    Great Plain Queen
    4th son Fergus
    5th son Gregor
    1st Daughter Jaana
    Dwarven mines
    2nd Daughter Hilda
    6th? Son Smith
    7th? Son Pat
    3rd daughter Dandy
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:05 No.5696344
    >5th Son Gregor
    Olev dies
    >1st Daughter Jaana
    >Dwarven mines
    Fergus dies
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:06 No.5696359
    We need to give her some more titles and cool adventures.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:17 No.5696493
    This idea is now stolen. No hard feelings, gents.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:21 No.5696533
    Take it. If we cared for credit, we'd all be tripfags.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:24 No.5696568
    maybe unlike the average happy-go-lucky adventure ass she didn't have a self-fulfilling prophecy to follow so she followed her own destiny offed a couple of messianic figures on both sides of the alignment spectrum and bid adieu to life as a clan leader midway through in order to find some ancient artifacts and slay some new evils till she got bored and decided to settle down again,
    Jaana's kid, a ranger, currently engaged in rotting out eldrich abomination
    His name is Clad
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:36 No.5696706
    Smith was closer to firstborn.

    He's half elf, he's the eldest, although he doesn't look it.
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    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:55 No.5696924
    There are constant rumors that she is the avatar of any number of wargods.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)17:56 No.5696943
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    Granny needs to have a cat.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:02 No.5697003
    2nd Son Tarth
    High city
    3rd Son Smith
    4th bump one for Neil
    5th Fergus
    6th Gregor
    7th ???
    8th Patfit!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:08 No.5697075
    Screw that, she has a panther.
    I'm just wondering wether it should be an old panther who lost a few teeth or something.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:09 No.5697094
    That sort of depends on where she grew up, or where she's adventured too.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:10 No.5697106
    Greebo eats panthers for breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:12 No.5697139
    Ocelot is the beloved pet of all granny's grandkids shes a wee bit past her prime for adventuran however.
    Shes had cubs, one of thems with Clad and the other two with Jaana.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:12 No.5697149
    She has a cat. He is a cat elemental. He is the purest form of cat possible. Undiluted 100% cat.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:14 No.5697178
    I think you meant to say "one of them *is* with Clad [snip]"
    Because man what the hell.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:15 No.5697194
    Yup, Greebo.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:21 No.5697270

    Lars"Crusher""The Fat"suffers slightly less under obesity than he does under gullibility, which is to say a great deal. Prone to hijinks in the company of his younger brother his nonetheless earned himself a reputation for an astonishingly even temperament and an even more amazing iron grip. known to have bull rushed a dragon barehanded and LIVE
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:21 No.5697277
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:25 No.5697334
    An elemental plane of cats?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:26 No.5697343
    Someone needs to stat battlegranny.
    Maybe frenzied berserker?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:27 No.5697352
    And then he was undone by a tiny white kitten.

    Battle Granny needs the most vicious kitten of her old cat with her.
    >> How do I shot trip? !H508X.HbJ6 09/02/09(Wed)18:27 No.5697359
    Greeboe the Bloody Furious.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:28 No.5697363
    It's for a 2E game.

    Hey OP, what level are you starting at?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:32 No.5697426
    OPs long gone from what I can tell,
    anyway i sorta wanna run a family reunion campaign...
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:35 No.5697459
    Oh, yeah. Probably. Totally not paying attention to time stamps.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:39 No.5697501
    Yes, Elemental Plane of Cats. It is 2nd edition after all.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)18:40 No.5697518
    OP is probably LONG gone, we need to stat Battlegranny for 3.5 and 4E also, so everyone can use her.

    we'll use adventure logs of people playing her in the 1d4chan article as "tales of past exploits".
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)19:30 No.5698129
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    This is what I imagine Gran Battle looked like in her younger days.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)20:51 No.5699048

    didn't take long for some livejournal faggot to steal this.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)20:56 No.5699117
    oh wow.

    >So, me and two members of my RP group were chatting about character ideas when we started talking about playing certian types of classes.
    >Somehow, we came up with the best idea for a RP character ever. We affectionately call her Battle Granny.

    what a faggot, taking credit for this shit instead of saying "oh, I saw it somewhere and it seemed cool."

    Good thing this thread is on suptg.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)20:58 No.5699136
    temptation to casually post this fact on /b/ rising.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:00 No.5699156
    If you do, give us a link!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:02 No.5699183

    Saw that, debated calling him on it. Didn't.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:03 No.5699190
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    pic related.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:07 No.5699227
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    POSTING ON /b/
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:10 No.5699257
    ....And they're not even good.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:11 No.5699268
    Honestly I doubt /b/ will do anything/notice.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:11 No.5699270
    Meetup kind of sucks, dependent on the area you live in . I managed to find a game in my area, but only after the DM e-mailed me directly after the D&D group collapsed inward on itself. Not surprising, since it was composed of maybe three high-level 3.5 groups and I was originally looking for a Dark Heresy or WoD group to begin with, but on the bright side I have taken a liking to 4e. Never really did like 3.5 to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:13 No.5699299
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    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:13 No.5699305
    And it's 404'ed.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:16 No.5699333
    wow, /b/ mods are indeed fags.

    whatever, I posted a comment on hsi think linking to our archive that predates his post by several hours

    not to mention that he copied everything verbatim, not even fixing spelling errors.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:18 No.5699346

    He took out all the Discworld references.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:20 No.5699370
    What do you neckbeards think, should we raid?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:26 No.5699426
    How in hell was this guy locted so quickly?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:27 No.5699437

    We're /tg/, were better than that. We should take him out behind some shed somewhere and beat the everliving fuck out of him.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:30 No.5699471
    lets make an example of this one
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:32 No.5699496
    Locator guy here, I got home from work, and in order to try and find the thread again, I put "battlegranny" in google.

    His site was the FIRST FUCKING LINK.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:32 No.5699498
    Put the boots to him, medium-style.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:34 No.5699515
    >put the boots to him, medieval style

    I can get behind this.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:35 No.5699524

    You mean those things that slowly crush the delicate bones in your feet?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:39 No.5699557
    Kinda like that, but more of a full-body thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:40 No.5699564
    I was thinking more along the lines of a swift kick to the junk, delivered by 15th century steel sabatons.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:41 No.5699566
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    pic related.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:41 No.5699570

    That works, too.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:44 No.5699596
    So we're just going to talk about this and not actually do anything?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:45 No.5699609
    Are you telling me you actually expected /tg/ to Get Shit Done?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:46 No.5699622
    I'm not going to do anything. I'm too lazy. Ask someone else.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:47 No.5699628
    story of /tg/'s life, right?
    talk big on the internet, whimper and whine, accomplish nothing that requires us to leave our comfort zones.

    same old, same old.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:47 No.5699641
    we have left comments

    what do you suggest?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:48 No.5699646
    Yeah, but this guy stole something of ours? Fucking hell teegee am I disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:50 No.5699662
    spam /b/?
    He's a furry weeaboo cancerkiddy who fills his LJ with memes and steals shit from 4chan.

    They should be all over that.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:51 No.5699676
    It's not as if there's a million people watching him.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:52 No.5699691
    It's not the only thing he's stolen from /tg/ either, see e.g. http://dragon-kun6.livejournal.com/169178.html
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:54 No.5699718

    Oh for fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:55 No.5699721
    Name: dragon_kun6
    Birthdate: 1985-04-15
    Location: Palm City, Florida, United States


    Hi, I'M Dragon-kun, and I'm an alcoholic.
    I live in east bumble-fuck Florida.
    To say the least I am the king of nerds, if not than I'm the QUEEN of nerds... Wait, that doesn't sound right. Let's just say I'm into just about anything nerdy. I'm also partially crazy... Yes, I'll be the first to admit that I’m far more broken than you’re average dude.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:55 No.5699725
    How about we get his LJ canned for stealing things?

    Or whatever it is. I'm sure there's a report function.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:59 No.5699769
    A giant Dwarf.

    You heard me right goddammit. A GIANT DWARF. He'd be slightly bigger than a standard human but would be endowed with all normal dwarf traits. Also make him a monk so you can run really fast and hit things with your mighty giant fists. Also name him Mithralbeard Mcplatefist.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:01 No.5699793
    Read the thread first.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:03 No.5699820
    guys realy, you need 2 stop picking on dragon-kun so much.

    i meen, yeah, he miht not be a realy good artits or anithing, but he;s improvign all the time and can make soem prettie cool stuff. i think u should give him another cance.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:04 No.5699834

    Report for copyright violation.
    Point them to the suptg archive of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:06 No.5699867
    I'm more than willing to assist in kicking the ever loving fuck out of this bastard.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:07 No.5699882
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    Swashbuckler with talking penis a la Vampire Hunter D
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:13 No.5699984

    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:15 No.5700006
    Guy's ex-girlfriend (?): http://phoenix-chan54.livejournal.com/ (reference: http://www.neopoet.com/node/21878)

    Her dA page: http://phoenix-chan54.deviantart.com/

    Stealfag's dA page: http://dragon-kun15.deviantart.com/ (his name is James Szczepanski)
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:16 No.5700020
    He's deleted the post.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:18 No.5700051
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:21 No.5700096

    Posted an apology. I've shown him what I think of that.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:23 No.5700120

    God dammit you're all idiots.

    Does anyone remember where this pic came from? The "There's a Kobold in my Kitchen" thread...

    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:24 No.5700145
    I do indeed remember it. Twas a good lol and a half.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:25 No.5700150
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    Battle Granny. It's already been done.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:28 No.5700177
    Haha, I just realized he no longer has the McKay avatar after I told him not to bring David Hewlett into his fail.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:33 No.5700241
    But not as fluffed-out/turned-awesome/Nanny-Ogg-with-a-sword as this version.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:53 No.5700474
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    Battle Granny's first husband, Hector, had, after fathering a couple of kids, turned to the dark side and in time became the world's most powerful and feared lich.

    Hector now currently controls the secretive and dreaded nation of Modrassa, very similar in geography to modern day Romania. It has an undead fueled economy and is the 6th greatest in the world.

    Even though it's been over 50 years since they've met face to face, and the fact that Hector maintains the image of a ruthless and cruel dark overlord, he still penpals regularly with Battle Granny and reminisces fondly on their brief years together.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:55 No.5700496
    Have we archived this yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)23:04 No.5700642
    sup/tg/ says yes
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)03:10 No.5703392
    Ok sticking to the name Beatrice.
    Titles: the dragonhunter, the fleshbiter, the bonecrusher, the skullbreaker, and/or the doombringer, doeas /tg/ like?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)03:38 No.5703638
    If she's such an old badass, why is she starting at lvl 1?
    Because, she used to be 11th or 12th level or so, but since she has alzheimers or something she loses exp when she's not adventuring.
    "Sonny, I've forgotten more about adventuring than you'll ever know"
    (disregard this if you're starting at some higher lvl obviously)
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)04:03 No.5703903
    Granny herself sets the emphasis on BEAT.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)04:07 No.5703936
    In the same way that women have to get the men to go and crush the spider for them, Battle Granny always froze up and had to get Hector to tear the limbs off of Kenders.

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