I'S DA FIRST IN DA THREAD, AND I SAY WE CRAAAAGH!

Why is everything X Quest these days? Come on guys, you can do better than this.

AND AFTER DA CRAAAGH WE SHOULD TAKE THE PUNIES WE KRUMP'D, AND EAT 'EM!

DEN WE'Z GONNA GET SUM SLIMY GITZ IN DA SEA.

> http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5685376/ 1st thread

WHEREZ DA OTHA GIT CELLS?

>>5700078
You have engaged the unbelievers. Two flee immediately, only three remain.

>>5700139
TELL DA MOON KRABS DAT DA SUN SAYZ TO JOIN HIM, OR GET KRUMP'D IN HIS MIGHTY WAAAAGH AGAINST DA MOON

>>5700157
The remaining three individuals listen cautiously, wary of your sudden change in temperament.

One at least seems interested.

What's so special about THIS quest? It looks like Orks + exalted

>>5700195
ASK EM IF DEY GOT DA KLAWS TO JOIN.

IF NOT, TELL EM TO MAKE DEAD.

>>5700218
NO YA GIT, WE GOTTA BE RIGHT KUNNIN

TELL EM WE GOTSTA GET MORE KRABS FOR DA CRAAAAGH AGAINST THE MOON!

>>5700233
What?

>>5700257
CRAAAAAAGH!

>>5700038
What is the status of the breeders?

Once we deal with the current task of talking / forcing them crabs to join us we should send out some warriors to scout / hunt for meat.

>>5700312
The breeders are preparing for the rituals of mating.

You have much meat already from the carcass you discovered yesterday.

You have gained one follower! While the other two do not seem interested right now they go away looking thoughtful.

>>5700257
I don't like the looks of this one.

>>5700368
BEAT EM UP!

DEM MOON KRABS OUGHTA LEARN DAT DA KRAB CLAN IZ DA BOSS

>>5700368
>Get away.

Fuck no. We rip their shit if they don't join us. We need the food.

>>5700386
>>5700413
The individuals now cower in fear before you, your new follower is somewhat nervous at this behavior.

You have gained two more followers!

DA BOSS ISN'T TALKIN MUCH

I DON'T LIKE DIS

rolled 54 = 54

>>5700368
can we use some tactical genius to try to convince them to stay?

>>5700368
STOP THEM! We must kill them but try to keep their shells unharmed so that we can use them to hold salt water. This way we can try to start getting soem salt build up.

>>5700467
LET'S GO KRUMP SOME MOON-CRITTERS

'OW BOUT DEM SLIMY THINGS DAT MOVE AROUND IN DA NOT-DEEP WATERS?

>>5700467
Well then all turns out well.

We need to send out a few scouting crabs to check the beach line.

>>5700467
Well, I think we should kill the one that joined of his own accord and make an example of him. Two crabs that are motivated by the terrifying power of the sun are far superior than three crabs unsure of their own loyalties.

MEAT FOR THE MEAT GOD
CLAWS FOR THE CLAW THRONE

>>5700486
The not-deep-water may hold tastie critters.

Oh man, I was _just_ looking over the old thread from last night and was sad when refreshing made it 404...

This NEEDS to be archived!

>>5700486
Do you mean the tidal pools near by?

>>5700511
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5685376/

>>5700512
yes

>>5700512
YEAH! YEAH!

LET'S KRUMP EM AND EAT EM RIGHT KRABBY LIKE!

>>5700533
>>5700528
There are many bigger opponents that way, but you may be able to take them on one at a time, or perhaps convince them peacefully.

>>5700548
BUT WOT DOZ DEY LOOK LIKE BOSS?

>>5700510
you mean SHALLOW?

>>5700571
They are more just like you except bigger, you are much closer to you now; a particularly big individual is near a tide pool a little more separated from the others.

>>5700577
OI, DATS REAL MOONY TALK YOU TALKING, GIT.

IF DEYS TOO TUFF, WE GOTSTA MOVE AROUND EM RIGHT KUNNIN

>>5700598
YELL AT DA BIGGEST UN AND CHALLENGE IT TO A FIGHT

GET DA KRABS TO JUMP EM RIGHT KUNNIN

IMPRESS DA OTHERS AND STUFF, GET TO DA POOL.

>>5700598
Bring reinforcements. Talk to them. See if they know and follow the Sun.

This could be beneficial to our cause.

>>5700633
As you begin distracting the individual your followers hurry around it, minus the three newest who only watch.

The commotion grabs the attention of the surrounding unbelievers. The fight is short and brutal, your overwhelming numbers make short work of your opponent. Around you others look on; some with awe, others with fear, and even a few with anger.

>>5700711
LET OUT A MIGHTY CRAAAAAGH, AND SAY DAT DA SUN GAVE US DA POWER OF DA CRAAAAGH!

>>5700730
Many are quite impressed with your displays.

You have gain 7 more followers!

>>5700711
AND AFTER YOUZ DONE DA CRAAAGH, MAKE SUM MORE FOLLOWAS.

>>5700764
LETS GO TO DA POOL, GET SUM MEATS.

>>5700800
>Sorry, but no one else seems to be participating so I might let this die soon.

Looking inside the pool, you see many small creatures, and a few relatively larger ones. Many of them are very colorful, you might be able to use some of them as decorations, but otherwise this looks like a wonderful place to lay eggs.

>>5700865
>This is one of the few interesting quests, and yet /tg/ lets it die...

BUT ITS GOT DEM OTHA KRABS. HOW FARS IT FROM DA KRABBY FORT?

What is the possibility of damning up the shallow pool for added protection of the eggs we may potentially lay there? And are there any rocks with depressions in them, they could be used to get salt in small amounts.

>>5700902
The place you camped last night is a little ways off, if you strain your eyes you can make out some of your followers congregating.

I'm not sure why I'm not participating. I enjoyed this thing yesterday.

We have a crab fort up?

>>5700930
LETS LAY DEM EGGS, AND PUT SPIKY BITS AROUND DA POOL

KRUMP DA SLIMY FINGS IN DA POOL FIRST, THOUGH.

>>5700951
Shit, have we still not fucking laid those stupid eggs yet? We need to get fucking motivated.

>>5700918
For the first you only need the blessings of the Sun and materials.

>>5700933
You did not build a fort yesterday because it seemed dangerous to anger the Sun by not exposing yourself too its glorious rays.

>>5700951
>>5700966
You pick up some of the larger slimy things that might eat your young, slaughtering them and sharing them with your mates when they arrive.

You have mated, already you begin feeling bloated with eggs and life, in but a few hours they will be ready to hatch into the water.

Report'n in Boss!

>>5700930
Whats dey talkin bout? Find out!

>>5701003
LET'S LAY EM GOOD, BAWS.

I GOTST A PLAN FOR DA FORT, TOO.

DA ROX DONT GIVE SHADOZ, SO DA SUN IZ HAPPY. WE JUST GO UNDER EM.

ALSO, POINTY FINGS AROUND IT TO STOP DA MOON CLAN

>>5701016
WE GOTS A NEW POOL FOR DA FORT.

>>5701079
Use drift wood or fallen wood from the jungle as impromptu walls in between the rocks for additional protection. And we can make pointy sticks for defense why not also make some to arm the faithful .

>>5700711
Use its shell to hold water that we can let dry up and try to make salt! We must have salt to help store our meats.

>>5701079
wot about the meet?

while weze muckin' about 'round the pool, da meetz rottin in the sun alfway down the beach!

>>5701129
DATS RIGHT KUNNIN TINKIN DAT IZ

IF I WASNT DA SMARTEST, I'D SAY YOU WUZ A MOON KRAB AH HA HA

YA! CRAAAGH!

>>5701079
You command a few of your newer followers to go searching for suitable rocks with which to surround your pool.

>>5701016
Making the short trip takes but a few minutes, they merely seeming to be discussing what to do with the available meat; there is still quite a lot of it left over, and it is still rotting, something will need to be done.

>>5701129
There is precious little loose wood around, and you have not found anymore pointy sticks but there are still the bones of the corpse.

Congratulations your followers have made their first tool/weapon; a hammer.

>>5701164
WE PUT IT UNDER DA ROCK, SHELL 'EAD!

>>5701173
I sez we sackrifice the extra meat to da Sun god!

I also sez we should make wunna dem Toe Tums to show we CRAAAAAAAAAGH for 'im!

>>5701173
Have our boss krab wear the pincher from the larger crab we have killed. It is like a powerfist for crabs. BOSS KRAB RIP AND TEAR!

>>5701173
USE DA BONES!

PUT DA MEAT IN A DEEP ROCK HOLE.

MEBE CONNECT DA ROCKS WIFF TUNNELZ.

>>5701197
YA! GIVE SUM MEAT FO' DA SUN KRAB!

>>5701160
The shells seems to hold a pitiful amount of water to you, but it will still provide some salt.

>>5701225
You are awfully close to the water, tides might invade any tunnels you make

>>5701173
now dat we'z got a right propa mob, we needz ta make sure these gits know whos the boss.

see if we can rig sum flash n' gubbins fer our shell outta da cullerful weedy fings from da pool

>>5701224
CRAAAAAAGH

>>5701224
DO DIS BOSS

How deep can we dig holes? Since we could dig about a foot or two under the sand to keep the meat we have cooler than at the surface and cover the opening with foliage. Begin production of bone tools and spears to be used by the faithful.

>>5701260
GET SUM BIG BONES AN BREAK EM UP INTA LITTLE BONES

GET A BUNCH A LITTLE BONES FOR HUCKIN'.

>>5701197
>>5701238
You begin looking for a spot on which to place
your sacrifice, what sort of altar would you like?

>>5701260
Using some of the more colorful objects you decorate your shell.
>>5701224
The claw seems to fit rather poorly over your own but it does look much bigger.

>>5701327
GET A FLAT ROCK.

PUT A POINTY STICK IN DA GROUND NEXT TO IT.
PUT A KLAW ON DA STICK

PUT MEAT ON DA ROCK
SMASH MEAT UP
CRAAAAAAGH!

>>5701364
As your followers begin bringing the meat for the sacrifice you garner much more attention, none of the others have ever seen organization like this or so much food gathered together without being eaten.

More rocks are coming in to surround your pool, one of your workers reports that there are many more rocks, enough to encircle the entire pool. Would you like too?

Make a small pit in da ground near the water, den put da meat in it.

Make sumfing to crush it, an let da Sun god's water take it away when it come ova!

>>5701454
Ya! Do it! We gots to be kunnin!

>>5701454
KRABBIN' RIGHT I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT MO' KRABBY!

NOW LETS TELL DA KRABS WHO CAME TO US DEY GOTTA BE REEEAL TUFF N BAD TO GET IN.

ASK EM HOW TUFF DEY IZ.

>>5701481
>>5701492
Commanding your followers to surround the entire pool.

Then you ask the rest of your gathered followers how tough they are; they do not answer you with words but instead begin pounding the sand. The newer followers do the same, if a bit more hesitantly.

>>5701529
START SAYIN

KRABS! KRABS! KRABS! KRABS! ALL CHANTY LIKE!

>>5701481
CRAAAAGH!

Where iz da Sun God at? 'e at highest in sky or wut?

Also, where be moar Moon-luvin Krabs so we can krush dem?

>>5701454
Surround the pool with the rocks but keep some easy to be moved if necessary but make sure it isn't obvious(secret escape routes are always fun). Also see if there are sharp point rocks that have a flat plane edge to them so that could be used as cutting tools or spear heads.

>>5701544
NA NA NA! NOT KRABS! WE BE DOIN THIS FER DA SUN!

IT'S SUN! SUN! SUN! SUN! SUN!

>>5701544
You start chanting and your followers mimic you.
>>5701547
The Sun is just slightly past its highest.
>>5701553
These sorts fo rocks will find a little more time to find.


Your displays have garnered you 13 more followers! You now have 38 followers in total, though there is plenty of meat right now, you will soon need to find more food.

You are also full of eggs ready to be hatched into the pools.

>>5701562
OI YA GIT I MISSED DAT.

BUT WE'RE DA KRABS SOO..

SUN KRAB! SUN KRAB! SUN KRAB!

BECUZ WE'Z DA KRAB OF DA SUN.

>>5701587
HATCH 'EM!

ALSO LETS GO LOOKIN FOR SOMEFIN' HUGE TO KRUMP! I WANT A RIGHT KRABBY CRAAAAGH!

LETS FIND ONE OF 'EM SLICK TAILED COLOR CHANGAZ.

>>5701591
OY!

You'z so cleva boss!

Also we needz ta hatch dem eggs and git dem ready for da CRAAAAAAAAAGH.

Make sure ta teach dem from Birf about da HOLY SUN and da EVIL MOON!

>>5701617
>>5701619
Your tiny little offspring immediately begin flitting about in the shallow waters, though you will need to add more food to the pool for the rest fo your followers when more water comes in at high tide.

You will need to clarify, what things would you like to krump?

>>5701648
dat depends. wotz movin'?

>>5701648
DEM!

DEY'S GOT SPIKY BITZ DAT ARE RIGHT KRABBY, AND LOTS 'O MEAT!

>>5701681
You haven't seen anything like that, but admittedly you haven't done a lot of looking at the jungle, it might take time to find them.

>>5701680
Almost everything is moving! It even appears that the sand has tiny creature scurrying across its surface.

>>5701681
YA! AN MAKE SURE BOSS EATS DA BRAIN OF DAT SO 'E MIGHT GAIN DAT COLOR CHANGIN POWER!

>>5701722
>Participate more. ;_;

KRUMP IT! IT MOVES WHEN I SAY IT MOVES!

BE KUNNIN, SEND SOME OF DA WEAKER GITS OUT INTO THE LAND TO SKOUT AHEAD!

THE ONES DAT DON'T COME BACK, DON'T GO THERE...

Yet

>>5701731
Suddenly you start smashing the sand, flinging it every which way in your efforts to show those tiny little gits who's DA BOSS

Some of your followers even follow suit.

As you express your dominance over all things the sky begins to darken, a storm has appeared!

>>5701754
QUICK, GO ON A CRAAAAAGH TO MAKE IT STOP!

WHERES DA NEAREST GIT TO STOMP?

Explore to see if there are any other shallow pools for small fish and shellfish such as clams or mussels to eat. Do we have enough information about our surrounding to make a map?

>>5701775
NO! BE KUNNIN! DA SUN GOD WANTS TO KRUMP STUFF HIMSELF, NOW HIDE BEFORE HE TRIES TO KRUMP US!

>>5701818
BUT HOWS WE GONNA MAKE 'IM HAPPY?

>>5701775
There are other non-believer Krabs not far off, but the rain is already coming down very hard!
>>5701780
There are several tide pools very near you, and a few others not far off. Down the beach there is a small cliff after which there is the corpse. Much much farther up the beach there is a larger rock the juts out into the sea, and obvious there is the jungle.

Also, now that you have actually taken some time to look around you notice a mountain farther in land.

>>5701822
JUS HIDE, Da Sun God wanna CRAAAAAAAGH fer himself.

Let 'im do it, and take wutever he gifts us wif!

>>5701840
>>5701826
IT'S PRETTY HEAVY, LET'S GET INSIDE BEFORE WE GET RAINED UP!

DEN WE GO 'SPLORIN FOR THINGS TO KRUMP!

A great BOOM! sounds, followed shortly by a brilliant flash of as if the great Sun itself has come down to earth.

This continues for hours as you huddle underneath the overhangs of some rocks, rapt with attention on the display.

>>5701889
KWIK! TAKE DIS TIME TO SHOW YOUR BELIEVERS DA POWER OF DA SUN! SHOW DEM WHY WE CRAAAAAAAAAGH FOR EM!

>>5701889
WHEN DA BOOM IS OVAH, GET OUT FROM UNDA DA ROCKS N KRUMP SOME OF DA MOON KRABS FOR DOIN DAT!

>ugh I'm beat, I think that's it for tonight, be ready Friday or Saturday though!

>>5701946
WILL DO BAWS

WHAT TIME?

>>5701962
.Probably same time.

>>5701966
WILL DO

NOW TO KRUMP SUM NOBS IN CO-OPERATIVE COMPOUND DEUS.

Out of curiosity, what colors are the sky and sun?
Because if it's the same as Earth, we should endeavor to make ourselves red, like the mighty sun when he rises in the sky, once again victorious in his CRAAAAAAGH! against the moon.

Damnit! I've been looking forward to this thread all day, and I'm stuck at work when it starts? Bull! Three hours late...

>>5701946
NO! You can't quit! I just got here! I've been waiting all day!