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Alright, guys, enough blood. Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:50 No.5791926

Alright guys, I think I've got more than enough blood now. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:51 No.5791938 .... but... skulls?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:51 No.5791943 Still need skulls though?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:51 No.5791948 >>5791938 Don't even get me started on that. Seriously, skulls are NOT comfortable.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:52 No.5791950 >I've got more then enough blood now. Khorne you fail

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:52 No.5791955 Nice try, Tzeentch.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:52 No.5791959 Youz gitz needz ta stop muckin' about wit' da blud an' skullz an' follow a gud god!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:52 No.5791962 >>5791950 Have you ever tried maintaining an aquarium filled with blood? Not good for the clownfish.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:53 No.5791968 File1252529616.jpg-(529 KB, 1280x1990, Annihilus Life Threatens.jpg) You've got extra skulls you don't need? Because I could really use some more.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:54 No.5791974 I mean really. It's getting out of hand. I wake up from my bloodbed, have a glass of blood and a bowl of bloodclot cereal filled with blood and get into my car powered by blood.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:54 No.5791976 awesome. anything else we can do??

>>	Nurgle 09/09/09(Wed)16:54 No.5791978 File1252529682.jpg-(4 KB, 143x107, images.jpg) >>5791926 Hey Khorne, You digging that hemophilia I sent ya? Love, your Papa, Nurgle

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:55 No.5791983 >>5791968 Could you pick me a up a pizza?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:55 No.5791985 >>5791948 no skulls either!? b-but, what do i do now!? all i know is blood and skulls, blood and skulls for the blood god!

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:55 No.5791986 File1252529718.jpg-(88 KB, 480x712, 1239167569423.jpg) DEATH TO THE IMPOSTER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:55 No.5791990 >>5791985 I'd like a pizza.

>>	Nurgle 09/09/09(Wed)16:56 No.5792001 File1252529810.jpg-(119 KB, 409x588, tzeentch-print.jpg) Damnit Tzentch, Stop messing with my formatting.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:56 No.5792002 >>5791985 Oh, and tell Kharn if he doesn't stop going over his limit on texting I'm taking away his cell phone.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:57 No.5792010 >>5791990 A BLOOD PIZZA BONE MARROW CRUST

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:57 No.5792012 What is this a sit com?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:58 No.5792015 PIZZA FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:58 No.5792017 >>5792010 Err... can I get a pepperoni instead? Like I said... I've got enough blood for now.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:58 No.5792023 File1252529917.png-(112 KB, 314x304, 1209354901634.png) Dat'z it boyz! We gotz enuff' dakka! Letz go eat sum squig piez an' muck about!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)16:58 No.5792028 >>5792015 That's the right idea. Can you take out the trash too?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)16:59 No.5792030 File1252529959.png-(299 KB, 670x280, Hereseys.png) CHOCOLATE FOR THE CHOCOLATE GOD

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:00 No.5792036 >>5792030 Why thank you.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)17:00 No.5792041 HE'S NOT A CHOCOLATE GOD HE'S STILL THE BLOOD GOD BUT WE CAN GET HIM OTHER STUFF TOO HES STILL COOL PEPPERONI PIZZA FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:02 No.5792058 >>5792041 Maybe we can run by Blockbuster later? I'll pay.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:03 No.5792070 Tzeentch is pleased

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)17:04 No.5792078 HEY SURE IT MIGHT BE OKAY TO SIT AROUND AND WATCH A MOVIE FOR ONCE. I MEAN I RUN EVERYWHERE AND AM ALWAYS CARRYING THIS AXE AND ITS NOT VERY RELAXING. WHAT KIND OF MOVIE DO YOU WANT FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:04 No.5792079 >>5792058 THEY PAY YOU FOR THE MOVIE IN SKULLS AND BLOOD THE MOVIE IS JASON X BLOODY MOVIES FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:05 No.5792088 >>5792079 I'm actually in the mood for a good Thriller, or maybe a Comedy? I'll let you guys choose.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:05 No.5792089 File1252530311.jpg-(17 KB, 221x297, 1246624042808.jpg) >>5792023 Wat? Iz' gotz sum krumpin ta' do.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:06 No.5792102 Ugh, no man not Jason X is hate that shit

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:07 No.5792116 what about gremlins 2

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:08 No.5792121 >>5792116 Sounds good. We'll start it when the pizza gets here.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:09 No.5792128 Someone archive this shit.

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:10 No.5792135 >>5792002 WHATEVER, YOU'RE JUST PISSED I KEPT SENDING PICS OF MY DONG TO THAT LOLI-DAEMONETTE YOU WERE IN TO.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:11 No.5792142 >>5792121 "IT" BEING BLOOD. AND SKULLS, RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:11 No.5792145 >>5792135 Kharn, that was a Douchebag move and you know it.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:11 No.5792154 >>5792142 Really? Have you SEEN the throne? It's so bloody uncomfortable.

>>	khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:12 No.5792164 >>5792135 Kharn, really? I thought you said that was Gabriel Angelos! You douche. >>5792142 I thought we'd have a break.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:13 No.5792170 >>5792121 Is Tzeentch invited? Because he'd probably get pissed at me if I went without him...

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:13 No.5792177 File1252530828.jpg-(170 KB, 720x540, 1214137416856.jpg) >>5792089 Krumpin'? Why not just getz sum beer an' soo-sha-lee-zee with da boyz? We'z gotta a big, green party 'ere!

>>	khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:14 No.5792186 >>5792170 I don't know, is he off work today? I thought he was busy planning the downfall of all sentient species. Well, if he's coming, ask him to bring some Khokea-Khola.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:15 No.5792196 File1252530913.jpg-(62 KB, 450x403, 1221937007989.jpg) >>5792154 >bloody uncomfortable

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:15 No.5792200 >>5792164 HAHA! GABRIEL WISHES HE'D GET DRUNKEN DONG PICS OF ME. BUT SERIOUSLY, I FUCKED THAT DAEMONETTE. TO DEATH.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:16 No.5792203 >>5792200 And I'm sure you mean that literally.

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:17 No.5792226 >>5792203 YEAH, /SKULL/-FUCKED HER, RIGHT, RIGHT! HIGH FUCKING FIVE OVER HERE.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:17 No.5792228 HUGS FOR THE HUG GOD! SMILES FOR THE SMILE THRONE!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:18 No.5792232 >>5792200 Aww shit... Kharn, I just went into the bathroom to take a piss and the toilet is filled with about 26 Guard corpses. Was that you?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:21 No.5792267 File1252531281.jpg-(87 KB, 269x597, The_Emperor.jpg) What the hell is going on in here?! Oh, hey. Pizza.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:21 No.5792275 >>5792232 AND WHY IS THERE A FUCKING ELDAR IMPALED ON THE SHOWER HEAD!? You need to clean this mess up.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:22 No.5792280 >>5792267 Sup, dawg. We were about to start Gremlins 2.

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:22 No.5792284 >>5792232 WELL, I MEAN... I HAD TO DO SOMETHING WITH THEM. MAN, I JUST PANICKED, MY BAD. WAIT... YOU JUST GOT BACK? DID YOU PISS ON THOSE GUARD CORPSES?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:22 No.5792286 >>5792275 That eldar IS the shower head.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:23 No.5792299 >>5792284 I just used the guest bathroom.

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:24 No.5792318 >>5792299 IF YOU WERE IN THE GUEST ROOM... WHO PISSED ON MY GUARD CORPSES? TZEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTCH!

>>	Tzeentch 09/09/09(Wed)17:25 No.5792329 >>5792318 Just as planned.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:25 No.5792332 >>5792186 That isn't his plan; if he killed every living thing, he'd be killing himself, and the rest of Chaos.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:26 No.5792345 >>5792332 Whatever. Just make sure he brings some soda.

>>	Void Dragon 09/09/09(Wed)17:26 No.5792350 Is it alright If I just park my car on the curb?

>>	Mârquis dé baguette 09/09/09(Wed)17:26 No.5792351 Tzeentch is workin on something tonight but he said he may be able to make it later oh, I did pick up the drinks though

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:27 No.5792358 >>5792329 GOD DAMNIT, EVERY TIME. EVERY FUCKING TIME. I'M GONNA FIND A GODDAMN CHANGER OF WAYS AND I'M GOING TO RAPE IT.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:27 No.5792361 >>5792350 As long as you don't block the mailbox.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:27 No.5792363 >>5792318 >>5792299 >>5792284 >>5792275 >>5792232 This is fucking awesome. I lol'd at the ending.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:28 No.5792379 >>5792358 You're Slaaneshi? I had no idea. backs away slowly

>>	Professor Farnsworth 09/09/09(Wed)17:30 No.5792393 rolled 8 = 8 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD DVDS FOR THE SKULL THRONE MAYBE A CUSHION TOO

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:31 No.5792408 >>5792393 A cushion would be PHENOMENAL. Hell, I'd probably turn whoever got me one into like a.. .super berzerker or something.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:31 No.5792420 CHEETOS FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL SOFA!

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:32 No.5792425 thread made me lol thanks resplenden/tg/entlemen

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:32 No.5792427 >>5792379 FROM THE FRONT OR THE BACK, I DON'T CARE, I'LL MAKE MY OWN HOLE. COME HERE.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:33 No.5792440 >>5792427 Kharn, before you rape him, can you handle the dishes? Wednesday is your day.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:33 No.5792446 >>5792427 HEY WHAT ABOUT A SPINE TABLE!

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:35 No.5792466 >>5792440 SIGH, FUCK. YEAH I'LL DO IT. HEY, WE COULD PROBABLY GRIND UP ALL THESE SKULLS AND SUCH AND MAKE SOME KIND OF SKULL BEANBAG CHAIR. FUCK I DUNNO I'M JUST THROWIN' IDEAS OUT THERE.

Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:35 No.5792476

>>5792393

DVDs for the Skull DVD player?

>>5792408

That'd be a sight; he'd have to be the size of a Titan, or something.

>>5792427

I don't trust Slaanesh; stay away. Besides, Daemons of Tzeentch are called Lords of Change, not Changer of Ways.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:36 No.5792486 Thanks for your request. It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made. This thread has been requested 1 times now.

>>	mr.mutant 09/09/09(Wed)17:36 No.5792487 warps in oh god i took a wrong turn, might as well stay for a while

>>	Void Dragon 09/09/09(Wed)17:37 No.5792505 >>5792361 You mean that giant skull box? I thought it was a target dummy

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:38 No.5792509 >>5792505 sigh Well, it's not like I have a shortage of skulls or blood-glue.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:38 No.5792514 >>5792509 ((OP Here, that was meant to be Khorne))

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:40 No.5792537 OKAY, NOW... WHEN YOU SAID "DO THE DISHES" DID YOU MEAN SMASH THEM ALL? AND IF YOU DIDN'T, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO INTO THE KITCHEN. NO REAL REASON.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:40 No.5792539 Hey, what happened to my car? Who wrote "DICKS" in blood?

>>	Space Marine 09/09/09(Wed)17:40 No.5792541 OHHHH LOOK AT ALL OF THIS HERESY, IT IS TIME TI PURGE THE HERET- Is that Gremlins? Holy shit. Brothers, We have a new objective! We are to to watch this film, and deplete the enemy of his pizza stocks. FOR THE EMPRAH!!!!!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:41 No.5792545 >>5792537 Damnit, Kharn, why do you do this EVERY time you have dish duty? Wait.... what's in the kitchen?

>>	mr.mutant 09/09/09(Wed)17:42 No.5792558 >>5792541 sup guys, i suggest we order pizza.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:42 No.5792560 >>5792545 A daemonette.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:43 No.5792566 >>5792558 We've already got a few hundred boxes of pepperoni.

>>	KHARN 09/09/09(Wed)17:43 No.5792571 >>5792545 CERTAINLY NOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF GUARD BODIES JAMMED INTO THE SINK AND BACKING IT UP, FILLING THE WHOLE KITCHEN WITH BODILY FLUIDS EXPELLED WHEN ONE EVACUATES THEIR BOWELS FROM DECAPITATION! YEAH, NOT THAT AT -ALL-.

>>	Void Dragon 09/09/09(Wed)17:43 No.5792572 >>5792509 Yeah... about the skulls. I kinda sold them to this guy

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:43 No.5792575 >>5792539 like your new skull gearstick? i noticed your old one only had one on the end, so i put another on top. also bloody scalp seat covers!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:44 No.5792586 >>5792572 You sold... ALL... of the skulls. ALL OF THEM? Do you know how long I had my guys collecting those for?

>>	mr.mutant 09/09/09(Wed)17:44 No.5792590 >>5792566 k, i guess i could pick them off, i HAET pepperoni enough TO SPAWN A HATE GOD AND THEN KILL IT WITH HATE.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:45 No.5792599 Enough of the Skulls of the Unworthy already, I still have to inspect every piece that comes in. If you know it's not going to pass inspection, don't submit it! Assholes.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:45 No.5792600 >>5792599 ((IMPOSTER))

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:45 No.5792606 >>5792571 Where are you getting Guardsmen in the middle of the Eye? >>5792586 Since you've started existing? If so, that be a good couple million years worth of skulls.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:46 No.5792609 >>5792586 THIS JUST IN BOYS KHORNE NEEDS SKULLS AGAIN YEEAAAAAAHHHH SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THROOOONE

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:46 No.5792610 File1252532766.jpg-(68 KB, 532x800, 1252340813084.jpg) Thanks for your request. It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made. This thread has been requested 2 times now.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:46 No.5792613 >>5792606 Gah... sorry guys, go ahead and start getting skulls again. Apparently Void Dragon SOLD all my old ones.

>>	Space Marine 09/09/09(Wed)17:46 No.5792618 >>5792586 HEY, SHUT IT DUDE, WE ARE TRYING TO WATCH GREMLINS! Fuck. Thank the emprah my brothers aren't so house wife like. Take it to Maury, he'll pay you in whatever you want if you go on his show.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:47 No.5792625 >>5792618 Dude, he sold all of my skulls! That's kind of my thing, aside from the blood.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)17:47 No.5792633 >>5792600 Calling out imposters makes you a tripfag

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)17:48 No.5792638 knocks loudly on door Hey! we've been getting noise complaints from the people around here, can you please keep it down?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:49 No.5792652 >>5792638 to the room Hang on a sec, guys! walks to door, and opens it Yeah, no. Here, have an axe. SQUISH

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:49 No.5792660 >>5792638 Hey Kharn, some guys at the door for you.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:49 No.5792662 >>5792613 I'll be keeping count; so far, you have about... 54, and you get 3.8 skulls per second. >>5792618 What the hell are you Astartes doing in the middle of the Eye? Especially in the palace of Khorne?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:49 No.5792663 >>5792660 ((GODDAMNIT))

>>	Space Marine 09/09/09(Wed)17:50 No.5792668 >>5792625 Hmmm...would...synthetic skulls do the trick? i'm sure they could be mass produced for you...for..the right price..

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)17:50 No.5792673 >>5792652 Ow! fuck! That augmetic arm cost me a month's paycheck damnit! pulls out Vox We got a 9-herticus at Khorn's place again, going to need back up.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:51 No.5792679 >>5792668 Nah. They kinda need to be real in order to seethe properly with the ruinous power of the warp. The synthetic ones just don't seethe right.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:52 No.5792688 >>5792673 Ooh, more skulls. And you do realize this axe is the SIZE OF CADIA, so yeah.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:52 No.5792694 >>5792673 Calling in reinforcements... into Chaos. Really smart. >>5792679 Yeah; they seethe 0.02 degrees off point.

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)17:53 No.5792705 >>5792688 No wonder it hurt so fucking much! pulls laspistol out Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to drop the axe.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:54 No.5792713 >>5792705 facepalm Why is humanity so stupid these days?

Space Marine 09/09/09(Wed)17:54 No.5792715

>>5792662
We were on our way to the Cadian YMCA, when we heard a distressing call. Apparently, a JC pennies merchant ship floating near the eye was under attack, so we investigated, and found heretics to purge.

Gremlins man...we haven't seen this film in ohh...200 300 years?

Brothers, initiate attack manoeuvrer cargent! We must take the beer! Use the funnel if you must!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:54 No.5792724 >>5792705 Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and vaporize you with my mind now. SWOOSH

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)17:56 No.5792749 munching cheetos from bag found on couch KINDA STALE BUT GOOD. NICE TO GET A LITTLE CHANGE FROM, YOU KNOW. TASTE OF BLOOD AND ALL. watches movie, still holding onto axe.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:56 No.5792751 >>5792715 You know that's BloodBeer, right?

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)17:57 No.5792762 >>5792715 I don't believe that. Besides, I doubt you've ever seen Gremlins; it's about 38,000 years old, and it isn't even on holotape. How are you watching it? >>5792749 Just as planned.

>>	Space Marine 09/09/09(Wed)17:57 No.5792765 >>5792705 I thought you Cadians were supposed to be some sort of "Bad assess"? Look at you, you aren't even watching the movies, capturing the mini bar, or advancing upon the blood letters. I, no, WE, used to respect you guys... shakes head

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)17:58 No.5792782 >>5792724 ... very funny sir. Anyways, I'm going to have to search the premisis.

>>	Space Marine 09/09/09(Wed)17:58 No.5792783 >>5792751 What do you think we are raised on? "food"? >>5792762 If we haven't seen Gremlins, then how would we know what it is?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)17:59 No.5792801 >>5792782 And why the Hell are Cadian PDF in the Warp? Shouldn't you be mad by now?

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:00 No.5792810 >>5792801 I don't know sir, all I know is that I got a call about a noise complaint here and came to see what was happening, now, unless you feel like removing my other augmentics...

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:01 No.5792819 >>5792782 I think Tzeentch is keeping him alive just to annoy you, Khorne; damnit, why didn't I think of that? >>5792783 I have no idea; I didn't even know about it until I saw every movie ever in the Hidden Library. That was disgusting.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:01 No.5792822 >>5792810 Actually I do. Preferably your skull?

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:03 No.5792846 >>5792822 aims laspistol at Khorn's face Are you feeling lucky... punk?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:04 No.5792852 >>5792846 blink Really?

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:04 No.5792855 SO, HOW MANY SKULLS DO YOU HAVE LEFT NOW?

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:04 No.5792859 >>5792846 A laspistol would MAYBE chip the paint of my armor; I don't think it will hurt a god, Guardsman.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)18:04 No.5792868 IT APPEARS TO THIS BERZERKER THAT LIKE IT OR NOT THE PDF ARE IN THE WARP NOW AND DON'T SEEM TO BE CRAZY. WANT ME TO BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD THEM BOSS

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:05 No.5792874 >>5792855 Uh... like 20? I'm down by about 26.7 Quadrillion.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:06 No.5792880 >>5792868 Skull him for me.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:06 No.5792883 >>5792874 Look at >>5792662. >>5792855 Oh, hello, Berserker; met with your husband lately?

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:07 No.5792898 >>5792883 TZEENTCH SCREW YOU OVER YET?

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:08 No.5792909 >>5792898 Why would he? I met with him a couple weeks ago, with that Tech Priest.

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:09 No.5792915 >>5792880 pulls trigger on lasgun click uhhh... emporer be damned technology. into the vox again And send a tech preist... and another freaking gun. Now... where were we.... throws laspistol at Khorn and makes dash towards the cop-chimera

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)18:09 No.5792918 >>5792855 quiet dear. >>5792880 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE THRONE!! (SORRY TO GET MORE BLOOD IN YOUR FOYER... LIKE I'M ABOUT TO DO!!) charges, sinks his axe into the first Cadian PDF member, keeps chopping, blood thirsting, etc

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:10 No.5792931 >>5792909 YOU ACTUALLY SPENT SOME TIME WITH THOSE IDIOTS? I THOUGHT YOU HATED THEM!

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:11 No.5792941 archive this shit

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:11 No.5792944 >>5792931 No, not with those idiot Tech Priests, a... Tech Marine, if I have to use those wretched informal names. >>5792918 Cheating on Terminator, Berserker?

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:11 No.5792947 >>5792918 DID YOU JUST CALL ME DEAR!?

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)18:12 No.5792961 >>5792915 RARRGGHRHRGHH!!!! runs out the door toward the PDF members and the chimera

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:12 No.5792963 >>5792947 >>5792918 ZERKER FIGHT!

>>	Slaanesh 09/09/09(Wed)18:13 No.5792973 File1252534439.jpg-(174 KB, 305x393, paperwork.jpg) Hey guys, nice party but I think I've had enough orgies and feasts today... I'm gonna go do some paperwork.

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:14 No.5792979 >>5792973 FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS!

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:15 No.5792996 >>5792973 Nice to actually see you being productive, Slaanesh. >>5792979 Your marriage with Terminator was finally scheduled?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:17 No.5793014 Alright guys, I gotta go pick up some more dishes and stuff. I'll be back in 10.

Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:17 No.5793018

>>5792961
*swings turreted multi-laser to bear*
Say hello... to my little friend.
*pulls trigger*
*really loud click*
emporer's shit...

*closes all doors to chimera*
*unaware the external speakers are on*
Well.. atleast bezerkers can't get in here... While I wait for back up...
*pulls khorn's pizza out of flak jacket*
Thank you Creed for showing me that little trick

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:18 No.5793032 >>5793018 Pulls out power axe, cuts down door SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEND!

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:19 No.5793041 >>5793032 That time of the month, Berserker?

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:21 No.5793050 >>5793032 3 squads of PDF troopers who are now enjoying Khorn's pizza look up, and level lasguns/laspistols/stubbers at the bezerker

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:21 No.5793055 >>5793041 AAARRGGHHH! Takes anger out on PDF member

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:22 No.5793063 >>5793050 You don't want to do that. If you do that, you'll just make him angry...er

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)18:22 No.5793066 >>5793032 RARRGGHRHRGHH TO THE TENTH POWER!!!! starts chopping off some PDF skulls of the utmost quality

Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:25 No.5793087

>>5793066
*PDF members in the chimera are slaughtered. However, the lead PDF member escapes around back of the house. Looks around, dabs blood from the stump of his arm that was augmetic a couple of minutes ago all over his flak and walks in the back door*

Blood for the... uhh... skull god?

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:27 No.5793107 >>5793087 Really poor, Guardsman. >>5793055 The funniest part about making fun of you is that it is totally unnecessary.

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:27 No.5793111 >>5793087 BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOOOOOD! Runs passed you to find more people to slaughter

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:27 No.5793115 >>5793087 WELCOME TO THE FAMILY BLOOD SKULLS

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:29 No.5793134 Hey guys, I'm ba- WHAT THE HELL!? WHERE'S MY FUCKING PIZZA! BLOOOOOOD!!!!

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:30 No.5793157 >>5793134 looks around nervously... whistles akwardly

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)18:31 No.5793168 raises axe in the air triumphantly, nodding at the scrawny unfamiliar berzerker outside COVERED IN CADIAN DIGESTIVE JUICE UNFORCH I'LL ORDER ANOTHER ONE FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>	The Nightbringer 09/09/09(Wed)18:31 No.5793170 Aw shit I'm late! Again! sob sob 'Crawling in my skiiiiin...' sob sob

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:31 No.5793179 >>5793157 Is that a skull shaped pepperoni on your cheek?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:32 No.5793191 >>5793157 BLOOD!!!!! there were no survivors

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:33 No.5793196 >>5793179 uhhh... looks over shoulder looks for a mirror touches cheek yes? it's.... blood... ham?

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:33 No.5793200 File1252535602.jpg-(52 KB, 400x373, simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg) >>5793170

>>	The Nightbringer 09/09/09(Wed)18:36 No.5793229 >>5793200 turns him into a steaming pile of still-alive flesh NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! NOT YOU, NOT THE DECIEVER! YOU'RE ALL BITCHES AND WHORES!

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:36 No.5793236 >>5793229 What's wrong big guy?

>>	Void Dragon 09/09/09(Wed)18:36 No.5793239 God damn it Nightbringer, didn't I tell you to stop that emo shit last time I was awake?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:37 No.5793242 >>5793229 Wipes off blood Dude, stop that emo shit and get us more pizza.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:37 No.5793243 File1252535834.jpg-(106 KB, 577x581, 181915 - Necrons Nightbringer (...).jpg) >>5793236 He's a woman.

>>	The Nightbringer 09/09/09(Wed)18:38 No.5793258 >>5793236 My incomprehensible life is a mess. >>5793239 You didn't say that when we were dating. :3

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:40 No.5793280 >>5793242 I TRIED ORDERING MORE, BUT THEY NO LONGER ACCEPT BRONZE SKULLS AS PAYMENT!

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:40 No.5793289 >>5793258 Soooooo, you are a woman. >>5793243

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:41 No.5793294 >>5793280 Errr.. think I have like $20 in the car.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:41 No.5793297 >>5793258 Try living with Tzeentch for as long as you lived. Besides, I could try to comprehend it, as I have nothing to explode when you completely break every law of physics ever.

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:42 No.5793306 >>5793280 There is a great pizza place on 14th and Emporer's Way- erk... Or so I've heard... Blood?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:43 No.5793317 >>5793306 Aren't you dead yet?

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:44 No.5793326 >>5793306 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE? Rips your legs off to search them for money

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:44 No.5793330 >>5793317 ...... I'm very good at hiding.

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:45 No.5793351 >>5793326 GODAMNIT! WILL EVERYONE STOP RIPPING OFF MY AUGMETICS! stabs the bezerker with dull pizza cutter

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:45 No.5793355 >>5793326 in the process of heading over to give cash Oh. Nevermind. pockets cash

Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:46 No.5793370

>>5793280

Gold skulls are all the rage these days; take the one stuck up your arse.

>>5793306

What do they teach you kids these days? Was how not to infiltrate the enemy stronghold replace with the opposite?

>>5793317

Tzeentch is keeping him alive to annoy you slightly; just as planned, keikaiku doori, etc.

>>	The Nightbringer 09/09/09(Wed)18:48 No.5793383 >>5793297 Starts drinking Awww, you're sweet!

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)18:51 No.5793412 >>5793326 20....25...50...74... ALL RIGHT, I'M OFF TO GET THE PIZZA'S! BE RIGHT BACK!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:51 No.5793422 >>5793412 OH! GET SOME BREADSTICKS! THOSE THINGS ROCK!

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:52 No.5793430 >>5793412 waits till he leaves Should anyone tell him that those wern't thrones they were bills?

Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:52 No.5793437

>>5793383

Not really; tales from a powerful being are always important to hear, as they may contain important details. Besides, this is my plan, which will probably go wrong, as I don't have Tzeentch's expertise.

>>5793412

Don't go the cabaret, like you did last time! The faculty complained about you wanting to join the men on stage.

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)18:53 No.5793453 Rubric's jokes just get better and better.

>>	The Nightbringer 09/09/09(Wed)18:54 No.5793463 >>5793437 visibly drunk Mmmmmm...modesty...I like it...I'll horribly kill you last. rubs up against Rubric, he looks VERY uneasy

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:54 No.5793471 >>5793430 Fuck!I just realized the tech-preist is going to hate me if I don't pay those bills that the... bezerker just left with.... Although considering most of the augmetics have already been ripped out...

>>	mr.mutant 09/09/09(Wed)18:56 No.5793485 HEY CAN YOU GET SOME CHEESE PIZZA PLEASE, OR WHATEVER, IM GOOD WITH ANYTHING BUT PEPPERONI....

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:56 No.5793494 >>5793471 You could join the traitor legions. We have a good health plan. Free blood transfusions. From you.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)18:57 No.5793500 slaps Cadian PDF-disguised-as-berzerker with side of axe TINY BERZERKER, GET THE 20$ OUT OF THE BLOOD GOD'S VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT

>>	mr.mutant 09/09/09(Wed)18:57 No.5793503 >>5793463 OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM AND HIS NON-EXISTANT JUNK!?

Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)18:57 No.5793505

>>5793463

Don't touch me; besides, I'll be in a Dyson sphere by the time the universe ends. Also, how are you intoxicated? You don't have a mouth to drink alcohol, and you're made out of the Necrontyr's metal.

>>5793471

The Tech Priest will probably cry as he gives you new ones; all tech priests have wet dreams about machinery and other technology.

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)18:58 No.5793515 >>5793494 how's the dental? My family has always had tooth problems. And do you have insurance for augmetics that covers them being ripped and/or chopped off?

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:58 No.5793516 >>5793500 Why would I drive a German car? I'm Jewish.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)18:58 No.5793517 >>5793503 DUDE NECRONS ARE ALWAYS AS DRUNK AS FUCK THEY ABSORB IT RIGHT THROUGH THE NECRODERMIS LIKE A RUM ENEMA

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)18:59 No.5793524 >>5793515 Yeah, we've got dental.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)18:59 No.5793528 >>5793516 OH SORRY LORD BLOOD GOD WHICH CAR IS YOURS THEN? WHOSE IS THE PASSAT? THE LIGHTS ARE ON (FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!)

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:00 No.5793542 >>5793528 It's the Red Camry.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:00 No.5793544 RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH BLOOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)19:01 No.5793546 Comes in caring a stack pizzas and breadsticks I'M BACK! I FOUND SOME NICE PEOPLE THAT WERE ALSO WILLING TO PART WITH THEIR MONEY!

Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)19:01 No.5793553

>>5793528
here just take these thrones... I.. uhhh... found them on the ravaged body of... umm... some... gaurdsmen I killed with my bear hands... or something.

*pulls 20 thrones out of what remains of the blood soaked and torn flak jacket*

Must of been a PDF guy... he didn't have much

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:02 No.5793562 >>5793517 But, what makes them intoxicated? They need to have certain organs; they only have a soul and the Necrodermis! >>5793546 Oh, French bread sticks. They're hard; are you planning to stick them up your arse later?

BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:03 No.5793566

>>5793553

RARGGH GOOD JOB!!! KEEP IT UP!!

I BELIEVE IN POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT AS LONG AS THERE IS well you know... the whole spiel...

ANYWAY Berserker JUST BROUGHT IN SOME PIZZAS AND BREADSTICKS TO SO WE'RE CHILL, JUST HOLD ONTO THE THRONES AND MAYBE BUY AN AXE OR SOMETHING YOU'RE LOOKING LAME WITHOUT ONE

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)19:03 No.5793568 >>5793562 OH SHUT UP! Shoves a breadstick into your helmet

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:04 No.5793574 >>5793562 I DUNNO BRO. THEY'RE CRAZY

Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)19:04 No.5793581

>>5793566
actually.. I think I might spend them on getting my augmetic legs and left arm put back on...

Speaking of which, can someone sit me up in a chair and get me a peice of pizza... and a bread stick... Kinda loosing alot of blood here... for the blood god!

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:05 No.5793587 >>5793568 BREADSTICK AIN'T GONNA DO MUCH BRO BESIDES HE'S LIKE PAN DIMENSIONAL OR SOMETHING

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:05 No.5793588 >>5793581 Yeah, just don't get any blood on the pizza. I literally have like... Tera-liters of the stuff.

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)19:06 No.5793598 >>5793587 HE'S A BIG ARMORED DICK! THAT'S WHAT HE IS! Besides, I dropped that breadstick earlier.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:07 No.5793607 >>5793581 DON'T GOT ANY AUGMETICS AROUND OR ANYTHING BUT HEY HERE axe-injects Cadian PDF-disguised-as-berzerker with the Obliterator virus SHOULD BE ABLE TO MANAGE TO GROW YOUR OWN

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)19:07 No.5793609 >>5793588 I heard that Slaanesh pissed in it. ...or worse.

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)19:08 No.5793621 >>5793607 o.O lascannon starts growing from stump of left arm Cool!

Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:08 No.5793622

>>5793568

Hey, don't try to break my voxcaster; I'd have to talk in spirit speak, which would evaporate your brain.

>>5793574

I'll just ask Tzeentch; he would know.

>>5793587

I'm not, actually; I have been out of the galaxy before, though.

>>5793598

Actually, I only do that to you, and only because it's fun. After all, what other reason would I need.

Well, sometimes I do it to other people; same reason, though.

>>	That one Techpriest 09/09/09(Wed)19:09 No.5793629 >>5793505 I'm inclined to disagree.

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)19:10 No.5793641 >>5793629 WHAT THE HELL!? ARE THEY JUST LETTING ANYONE ENTER THE WARP NOW!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:10 No.5793644 >>5793629 Hey dude! Wassap! Did you bring back Fable II yet? I lent it to you like a month ago!

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)19:11 No.5793647 >>5793641 well... I heard... from... uhhh... that pdf guy I killed that creed was launching an offencive on the warp... or something.

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:11 No.5793648 >>5793629 Well, not you; I forget you some times, as I know tons of Tech Priests. Also, you aren't interesting in that Dyson sphere bit, or you just don't know what they are? >>5793641 Only people you've taken it from.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:11 No.5793651 >>5793621 WAIT A MINIT BERZERKERS DON'T HAVE GUNS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AXES ARE THE ONLY KILLING TOOL THEY ARE THE BEST KILLING TOOL RIGHT BLOOD GOD?! WHY COME HE GETS A GUN AND I HAVE AN AXE THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE head explodes

>>	Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)19:11 No.5793656 >216 posts and 14 image replies omitted. what

>>	The Littlest Nurgling Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)19:12 No.5793658 Hey guys, my daddy just got me an PXCube 540, anyone wanna play?

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)19:12 No.5793667 >>5793648 AAAARRRGGHH! I'LL BE BACK...MAYBE! I HAVE TO KILL THINGS! runs off in anger

>>	That one Techpriest 09/09/09(Wed)19:12 No.5793675 >>5793644 I'm The Goddamn Techpriest, I go wherever. >>5793641 Yeah, I put the case ontop of the console, but I have the feeling Doomrider might have taken it since I smelt the lingering order of cocaine all around at the time.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:13 No.5793679 >>5793641 >>5793629 sits back down on couch IT'S COOL MAN HE'S A BRO OF KHORNE'S OR SOME SHIT FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>	BERZERKER !IPmO2yfwt. 09/09/09(Wed)19:13 No.5793684 >>5793658 respawns VERY WELL!!!

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)19:13 No.5793686 >>5793658 ooo! I love those things! tries to grab controller with left (lascannon) hand. Controller, the console, most of the wall and a random car outside are vaporised in a flash of las-energy errr... car alarms start going off

>>	BERZERKER !IPmO2yfwt. 09/09/09(Wed)19:15 No.5793706 >>5793686 ... ... ... ... !!!

BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:15 No.5793709

A DYSON SPHERE IS A THEORETICAL CONSTRUCT THAT WOULD SURROUND AN ENTIRE STAR WITH A MASSIVE STRUCTURE DESIGNED TO ABSORB THE ENTIRE OUTPUT OF THE STAR OR SOMETHING BRO. BUT IT'S UNFEASIBLE EVEN AS AN ASTRAL ENGINEERING PROJECT BECAUSE IT WOULD NOT BE IN A STABLE ORBIT AND WOULD DRIFT INTO THE STAR.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:16 No.5793717 BETTER TO HAVE A SWARM OF ORBITING SOLAR COLLECTORS, DYSON SWARM OR SOMETHING FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!! RARGRRHRH!

>>	BERZERKER !IPmO2yfwt. 09/09/09(Wed)19:17 No.5793730 >>5793709 closes textbook BUT WHAT IF THE DYSON SPHERE ITSELF WERE BIGGER THAN THE STAR IN QUESTION?

>>	The Littlest Nurgling 09/09/09(Wed)19:17 No.5793740 >>5793686 Buh...buh...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:18 No.5793744 >>5793709 Exactly. >>5793675 I think you got the quotes mixed up, bro.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:18 No.5793747 >>5793730 Why don't you just use the star ITESELF? Why bother with engineering when one can alter the laws of physics?

>>	That one Techpriest 09/09/09(Wed)19:18 No.5793750 >>5793709 But theroically the pull of gravity on one side would counter the pull on the opposite side, thus creating a equilibrium. And yeah, I know what Sphere is, I just don't jizz over tech if you remember correctly.

BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:18 No.5793755

>>5793730

GOOD QUESTION BERZERKER.

*PULLS DOWN BLOOD-BASED CHALKBOARD, SKULL-BASED CHALK*

THE DYSON SPHERE BY DESIGN WOULD BE HAVE TO BE MUCH LARGER THEN THE STAR. MOST DESIGNS ARE SET INTO ORBITS ABOUT LIKE THE INNER PLANETS OF THE TERRAN SOLAR SYSTEM. BUT IT'S STILL NOT A STABLE ORBIT. *points out the way the top would rotate vs the middle and the bottom, the counter balance of both sides vs the sun, etc*

>>	BERZERKER !IPmO2yfwt. 09/09/09(Wed)19:19 No.5793762 >>5793750 !?

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:21 No.5793787 >>5793750 RARGH INCORRECT TECH-PRIEST, CHECK THE SHELL THEOREM OF CLASSICAL MECHANICS, IT WOULD HAVE NO NET GRAVITATIONAL INTERACTIONS WITH ANYTHING INSIDE OF IT

Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:21 No.5793789

>>5793747

Because I won't be the only one there; if it was for myself, I would simply stay on my ship.

>>5793750

Huh; I would've thought a Dyson sphere would've been something that even you would like to collect. Besides, I got the idea from the STC I have.

Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)19:21 No.5793792

>>5793755
but... you'd have to put it into a three axis spin, and that's not even the biggest issue with the idea. The constant build up of solar wind and heat within it would eventually render it inhospitable and/or destroy it.

*looks confused*

when did I learn that?

>>	BERZERKER !IPmO2yfwt. 09/09/09(Wed)19:21 No.5793794 >>5793755 throws axe into chalk board MY BAD THAT SHIT JUST BLEW MY MIND AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT I'M REALLY SORRY

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:21 No.5793795 >>5793755 Wow, berzerker # 45389... I didn't know you knew astrophysics.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:23 No.5793810 >>5793794 IT'S COOL ANYWAY MAN WE'VE GOT ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH WITH THE BLOOD AND THE SKULLS NO POINT IN ALL THIS PHYSICS STUFF

That one Techpriest 09/09/09(Wed)19:23 No.5793813

>>5793789

I'm going to need one when the shit goes down. You know, Most of AdMech going to Void Dragon, Emperor dieing and no Star Child to take his place so Imperium falling apart.

Yeah, I believe I'll need one, but I'm not going to obsesses of it.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:23 No.5793814 So... what's everyone's opinion on EmperorCare? I mean, I think a public option in Imperial Health care might be smart? And if anyone says the Emperor is a socialist, I'm gonna destroy your mortal essence.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:24 No.5793818 >>5793795 AHH JUST A HOBBY BLOOD GOD YOU KNOW IN THE DOWNTOWN WAITING TO GATHER MORE BLOOD AND SKULLS AND ALL I HOPE IT'S OKAY

>>	BERZERKER !IPmO2yfwt. 09/09/09(Wed)19:24 No.5793826 >>5793792 AHA! THEY DIDN'T TEACH US ABOUT AXIAL SPIN IN BERZERKER CAMP YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER pulls axe out of chalkboard BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)19:25 No.5793831 teeters on the chair I'm feeling a bit... woozy here guys, what was that thing you.. gave... me... passes out, as a plasma cannon is slowly growing out of chest

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:25 No.5793834 >>5793813 I doubt you'll still be alive by that time; I will, as I am immortal, but you're still just a human, even if you are modified.

>>	That one Techpriest 09/09/09(Wed)19:26 No.5793849 >>5793834 Ah, but I may not be mortal if my experiment goes off correctly.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:27 No.5793854 >>5793849 I could like, totally make you immortal if you want.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:27 No.5793855 >>5793814 UHH GUYS IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING FULL OBLITERATOR WAY FASTER THEN HE SHOULD SHOULD I AXE HIM A FEW QUESTIONS???

>>	That one Techpriest 09/09/09(Wed)19:28 No.5793866 >>5793854 And what would I need to end up doing for you?

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:29 No.5793871 >>5793849 Whatever you do, don't put your soul in armor; it kinda sucks. >>5793854 Don't; I'd actually like to see what happens.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:29 No.5793876 >>5793866 I mean... don't keep a game for a month if I lend it for a week? Maybe give me a little gas money?

>>	BERZERKER !IPmO2yfwt. 09/09/09(Wed)19:31 No.5793897 >>5793871 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE BLOOD GOD, WHY IS HE STILL HERE!? GRRAAAAAGGH

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:31 No.5793901 >>5793897 I dunno. shrug

>>	Cadian PDF 09/09/09(Wed)19:32 No.5793905 half finished plasma-cannon fires, sending a charge of plasma spinning right into the TV, detonating sending shards of super heated glass and plastic everywhere. Screams of pain can be heard outside

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:33 No.5793918 >>5793897 I'm here because I wanted to mess with Berserker, and I knew he would show up with Khorne. Besides, only Khorne could force me out.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:33 No.5793921 >>5793905 Did... you... just... blast... GREMLINS?! BOYS!!!! BLOOOOOOD FOOOORRR MEEE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAGE

>>	That one Techpriest 09/09/09(Wed)19:34 No.5793925 >>5793876 Will do then, and sorry about the game, someone took it and it took my a little while to get it back. Inquisitors can be a major pain in the ass you know, not so much the person them selfs but their ability to call in so many others.

Heretical GM 09/09/09(Wed)19:34 No.5793928

Ohh Pizza! Don't mind if I do.
++Grabs a slice++
So Khorn, haven't introduced myself. They call me GM, short for Gate Master. Don't mind me I'm sort of a neutral 3rd party in...well everything. I just pop in to watch things happen and swipe food from time to time. Say what happened to that famous throne of yours? Looks kinda small...

>>	Berserker !Zd99SedVmM 09/09/09(Wed)19:34 No.5793931 >>5793876 GAS? YOU USE GAS? I WAS ABLE TO SET UP MY SHIPS TO RUN ON BLOOD!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:35 No.5793937 >>5793928 RAGE MODE IM KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW COLLECTIOG BLOOD BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO HAVE SOME PIZZA JUST DONT TAKE THE BEER MARKED "KHORNE" RAGE MODE

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:37 No.5793956 >>5793931 My ship runs on either change, thoughts, or promethium. Change is a bitch to get hold of in liquid form. Besides, your ship runs on your blood, when it's that time of the month for you.

BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:44 No.5794026

WELL OF COURSE I DEFER TO YOUR COMMANDS BLOOD GOD BUT... EMPERORCARE AT FIRST SEEMS COUNTER TO OUR GOALS: SUFFERING, BLOOD, WAR, ETC, BUT ON DEEPER INSPECTION ADEQUATE HEALTHCARE WOULD LEAD TO MORE FIT WARRIORS AND THUS MORE WORTHY SKULLS ETC.

BUT AS FAR AS THE PLAN GOES I THINK YOU HAVE TO STRIKE THE RIGHT BALANCE OF STATE-MANDATED HEALTHCARE AND COST. WITHOUT EFFICIENCY IN COST IT WILL GO BANKRUPT AND WITHOUT ANY HEALTHCARE YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE LORD GETTING THE BLOOD INSTEAD OF US

I THINK THE FOCUS SHOULD BE ON FUNDING STATE WHOLE HEALTH PROVIDERS THAT RUN THEIR OWN INSURANCE LIKE EMPEROR PERMANENTE

>>	Wizard 09/09/09(Wed)19:46 No.5794051 :Portal Opens: Huh...this doesn't look like sharn at all. I think I may have entered the wrong coordinates for me portal spell. Any of you chaps happen to know what universe I'm in right now?

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:47 No.5794058 >>5794051 Universe #15852, or Warhammer 40,000.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:47 No.5794062 >>5794051 You're in the warp. So yeah.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:47 No.5794065 >>5793956 RARRGRGGRH raises axe WELL AS FAR AS I KNOW THERE'S JUST ONE UNIVERSE BUT HEY DESCRIBE WHERE YOU ARE FROM AND LET'S TRY TO SORT IT OUT

Wizard 09/09/09(Wed)19:50 No.5794089

>>5794058
Hmmm...I've never heard of this warp you speak of.

>>5794062
Well...that doesn't really help me much. Now I realize that just how silly my question was.

>>5794065
Well...uuuh...It's called eberron. I'm from a continent called Khorvaire. I was trying to make a portal from Xendrik to Sharn, but I think I may have messed up the universal coordinates a bit.

>>	BERZERKER 09/09/09(Wed)19:52 No.5794103 >>5794089 HA HA WELL YOU'RE KINDA FUCKED UNLESS YOU CAN PORTAL BACK THIS PLACE IS HARDCORE TAKE A SEAT THO, HAVE SOME PIZZA UNLESS THE PROTOOBLITERATOR OBLITERATED IT

>>	Rubric Marine !5YmRrjC64A 09/09/09(Wed)19:53 No.5794114 >>5794089 Hey, you asked; besides, there is no magic in this universe. I think your portal will work, though, after seeing all the crazy crap the Warp does.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)19:53 No.5794118 >>5794089 Wow dude... yeah you're a little off course. Why don't you stick around? We have pizza.

>>	Wizard 09/09/09(Wed)20:08 No.5794244 >>5794118 What is this pizza you speak of? I suppose if I'm stuck here I may as well try some. [Looks at the scenery around him] Hmmm...it's quite bloody here. Perhaps you ought to invest in some fastiduosness spells for your house.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)20:11 No.5794271 >>5794244 Don't. Touch. My. Blood. Or I'll have a few more pints to toss around.

Wizard 09/09/09(Wed)20:17 No.5794335

>>5794271
So you like blood huh? I've seen weirder. I once met a necromancer who raised the dead and fucked their corpses because he couldn't find a woman who would sleep with him.

This..."Pizza" is delicious! It seems to have a faint taste of blood on it, but it's still delightful!

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)20:23 No.5794393 >>5794335 Yeah, we had a little spill. Want a Khorne-a-Khola?

>>	Wizard 09/09/09(Wed)20:25 No.5794415 >>5794393 Corn a cola? I'll have to pass. Corn gives me the runs.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)20:26 No.5794430 >>5794415 Khorne is my name. It's a... sugary mix with carbon added to it for fiz.

Wizard 09/09/09(Wed)20:31 No.5794470

>>5794430
Carbon added for fizz? You know there's a spell that does the same thing. Bubbly admixture. It's made from two parts grass and one part deadly arcane magic. The stuff does the same thing as carbon, but it's even faster than carbonizing it.

There is the small chance of critical failure and blowing up an entire city, but that's only a small chance.

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)20:33 No.5794489 >>5794470 Can that mixture give you diabetes? No. But this can! Try some!

>>	Wizard 09/09/09(Wed)20:36 No.5794521 >>5794489 Diabetes? Well, I just happen to have a cure spell for that! :Drinks Can: Now, to just...oh shit...I left it in my other pants pocket. I suppose i ought to get that portal back up... :Starts Drawing Magical Circles:

>>	Khorne 09/09/09(Wed)20:38 No.5794562 >>5794521 Hey, feel free to take some pizza with you. We've got like, trillions of boxes.

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