ALL WARFORGED ARE WOMEN AND MEN

>>5841045
THEY WERE FORGED FOR WAR, NOT FOR SEX, THEREFORE THEY HAVE NO GENDER.

IF THEY WERE PLEASUREFORGED, SHIT WOULD BE A LOT DIFFERENT!

They're all over, they just took off thier adamantine tit components.

>>5841057

>IF THEY WERE PLEASUREFORGED, SHIT WOULD BE A LOT DIFFERENT!

>IF THEY WERE PLEASUREFORGED

>PLEASUREFORGED

>>5841069
Bro Tip: The male version of a Pleasureforged is just a dildo.

>>5841057
WHAT IF THEY WERE FORGED FOR TRANSPORTATION? WOULD THEY BE CARFORGED? I WANT TO DRIVE MY CARFORGED INTO MY HOUSEFORGED, OPEN A BEERFORGED AND WATCH THE GAME ON MY TVFORGED.

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL SOMETHING FORGED TO FORGE THE WARFORGED, WARFORGEDFORGEFORGED?

A warforged may never fart.

>>5841057
>PLEASUREFORGED

>>5841045
YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS AN ILLUSION WE THOUGHT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME

SORRY

>>5841089
FORGEFORGED.

Also, to keep in theme with everybody wanting Space Wolves Codex, WOLFFORGED. YIFF YIFF.

>>5841069
IT'S BETTER TO MAKE LOVE THAN WAR!

DON'T YOU AGREE?

>>5841089

I FUCKING LOL'D YOU WIN SIR

ITT EVERYBODY IS SHOUTING BECAUSE HEY WHY NOT

>>5841089
MIND
BLOWN.

>>5841100
SHOUTINGFORGED!

>>5841100

LOUD NOISES

>>5841114
I PREFER NOISEFORGED.

As I understand it Warforged don't have a true gender. They have different voices between male and female, but their is no sexual dimorphism.
The fact that there are female personality warforged leads to the thought that all Warfoged contain a recycled soul. That's right Warforged are a first best effort Necron.

WARFORGED HAVE NO JUNK! WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?

SAGEFORGED

IF WARFORGED YELL ENOUGH, DO THEY GROW GENITALIA?

>>5841093

>>5841091
>>5841091
>>5841091
>>5841091
>>5841091
>>5841091
>>5841091

IF I EVER MAKE A WARFORGED HE IS GOING TO HAVE THE FLAW "UNBEARABLY LOUD". HE HAS TO BE YELLING ALL THE TIME. NO WHISPERINGS NO SUBTLE CONVERSATION NO POLITE TONE OF VOICE NO! FULL BLAST SHOUTING EVERY WORD.

GOING TO DO IT JUST TO PISS OFF MY DM.

>>5841181
Fuck yeah, MONOCLEFORGED.

I want to have sex with a warforged.

Does this make me a bad person?

>>5841191
HE MUST ALSO RANDOMLY SPOUT WHAT FIRST APPEARS TO BE NONSENSE, BUT IT WILL BE REVEALED THAT HE IS PICKING UP RADIO PROGRAMS FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE - OURS.

YOU CAN LISTEN TO WAR OF THE WORLDS FROM THIS RADIOFORGED.

>>5841200
>>5841085
Not if you have a pussy.

>>5841200
NO, IT MAKES YOU A DUMB PERSON.

IT WOULD BE LIKE WANTING TO FUCK A SUGGESTIVLY SHAPED BLENDER.

>>5841200
Naw, wishing for castration just makes you odd, that's all.

MY WARFORGED SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THE CYBERNETIC GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST FROM THE FUTURE

http://www.tv.com/aqua-teen-hunger-force/cybernetic-ghost-of-christmas-past-from-the-future/episode/
204740/summary.html

Hold up, nigger.

Pleasureforged, you say?

>>5841215
THIS IS AWESOME, IDEA STOLEN MY GOOD SIR!

ALL THOUGH I MIGHT, TO GET SHIT BY MY DM, SAY IT'S RANDOM SENDINGS FROM OTHER PLANES AND SOME SUCH.

Goddammit /tg/

>>5841221
WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT ARE YOU PREJUDICED AGAINST SUGGESTIVELY SHAPED BLENDERS HUH YOU BLENDERPHOBE YOU?

>>5841191
LOUDFORGED FOR THE WIN!

/TG/.... I am dissapoint.

DO YOU LIKE MY NEW COMPONENTS?

>>5841191
SOMEONE MAKE AN IMAGE MACRO FOR THIS!
WE NEED TO FIND A PICTURE OF A YELLING WARFORGED.

MY VOLUME GOES TO ELEVEN
loudforged.jpg
I DON'T NEED A GENDER TO BE AWESOME

>>5841316
DO THEY STORE POTIONS AND OTHER SUCH DELICATES?

>>5841221
>SUGGESTIVLY SHAPED BLENDER.
THANKS FOR THE IDEA GOOD SIR, MY NEXT MAID RPG CHARACTER WILL BE A SCANTILY DRESSED GYNOID OF WHICH MAIN FUNCTION IS AS AN ALL-PURPOSE KITCHEN UTENSIL. ONE OF HER RESPECTABLY LARGE BREASTS WILL BE A FRIDGE AND THE OTHER AN OVEN, AND SHE WILL BE ABLE TO LACTATE A VARIETY OF BEVERAGES INCLUDING MILK, HOT CHOCOLATE, A SELECTION OF SOUPS, MILKSHAKE, ORANGE JUICE, RED WINE ETC.

HER STOMACH WILL STORE A VARIETY OF INGREDIENTS TO BE MOVED TO HER BREASTS FOR COOKING AS SHE SEES FIT, AND OF COURSE WHERE THE GENITALS WOULD BE LOCATED ON A HUMAN WOMAN THERE WILL BE A BLENDER.

SHE WILL RUN AROUND IN NOTHING BUT AN APRON.

>>5841351
HOLY SHIT I DO BELIEVE YOU JUST GAVE ME A FETISH

>NOTHING BUT AN APRON.
Won't you be a little over-dressed for Maid?

>>5841264
NO I HAVE NO PREJUDICE AGAINST ANYTHING. BUT FUCKING A BLENDER I STILL RATHER DAFT MY GOOD SIR. IT WOULD BE LIKE FUCKING ANOTHER MALE, WIERD AND UNACCEPTABLE.

>>5841351
>>5841344
I SEE TWO NEW /TG/ CHARACTERS.
LOUDFORGED AND HIS LOVELY WIFE KITCHENFORGED.

EVEN THE FILTHY SHIFTERS DESIRE THE PLEASUREFORGED

>>5841414
ARE THOSE DAEDRIC RUNES IN HER FOREHEAD!?!?

I FIND THIS CONFUSING AND AROUSING!

>>5841351
CALLING ALL DRAWFAGS, THIS NEEDS TO BE ILLUSTRATED!

>>5841324
CAPTION IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY FLESHBAG

Stop reminding me you're idiots.

>>5841433
THEY ARE TOO

DWEMERFORGED?

>>5841505
ITS' YOUR YOU DESTINED-TO-ROT UGLY BAG OF MOSTLY WATER YOUR DENOTES POSSESHUN WE ARE WARFORGED WE DON'T NEED TO NO TWO SPELL RIHGT

>>5841494
THANK YOU YOU ARE AWESOME.
ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!

>>5841519

YOU ARE THE BEST DRAWFAG EVER

...

UNLESS THAT ISNT YOUR DRAWFAGGERY

Meow?

/r/ rule 34 on warforged maids

I ONCE SAW A WARFORGED ARTIFACT THAT CAN GIVE WARFORGED FOUR LEGS LIKE A HORSE

IF I AM WARFORGED AND I PUT THIS ON

DOES THIS MAKE ME FURRY?

rolled 6, 5, 4 = 15

>>5841527
ALREADY DONE

LOLFORGED

>>5841531
Not new drawfaggotry. Apparently maidforged have occurred before.

>>5841569

Why the hell did you save those?

someone call for drawfaggery? I'll see what can be done.

>>5841589
That's private.

>>5841589
Humans don't get me off.

I AM THE LORD OF BLADES AND I COMMAND A VAST HAREM OF FINE METAL BITCHES NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE THEM ENJOY YOUR PRIMITIVE ORGANIC COMPONENTS

Hey I have a question:

Do warforged poop?

>>5841631

Fine. We don't want these Whoreforged anyway.

LOUDFORGED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>5841662
>whoreforged

I FUCKIN' LOL'D

>>5841662
>whoreforged

LOUDFORGED NIGGERS

IT CAME FROM THE PLANE OF PANDEMONIUM

FUCKING NIGGERGOLEM

I AM A WARFORGED

PR­OVE M­­E WRO­NG

>>5841662
PLEASUREFORGED
WHOREFORGED
RECREATIONALFORGED

CALL IT WHAT YOU WAN'T
IT'S STILL DAT SHINY METAL ASS!

DRAWFAG NEEDS TO STAY AWAKE, KEEP YOUR ANTICS UP OR ELSE I WILL SLEEPFORGE.

>>5841723
>>5841725
>BENDER
>SHINY METAL ASS

HOLY SHIT MIVEHINDFORGED

>>5841725
>>5841723

BLENDERMIND!

PARTY OF ONLY WARFORGED
DISCUSS

(I NORMALLY ONLY TYPE IN LOWERCASE BUT THAT IS NOT IN THE SPIRIT OF THIS THREAD)

>>5841749
THAT WOULD BE EFFICIENT. NO ONE EVER NEED SLEEP. WE COULD KEEP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD UP ALL NIGHT LONG.

>>5841723
>>5841725
>>5841734
>>5841736

>>5841749

THE LARGEFORGED THE MAGICFORGED AND THE SNEAKYFORGED

GENTLEMEN, I FORGE MYSELF TO A PARTY, SLEEP THE ALCOHOL OFF, AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE WHEN I TURN ON THE INTERFORGED? SOMETIMES I DO LOVE YOU, /TG/

>>5841766
HOW ABOUT A BUILT-IN-CROSSBOWFORGED
WE DONT WANT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST "ARCHER" TYPES

>>5841662

>Whoreforged

HELLO HUMAN! WOULD YOU CARE FOR ME TO WRAP MY VOCAL PROCESSOR AROUND YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN FOR A PREDETERMINED PRICE IN GOLD OR GOODS?

Warforged in Planescape. What faction?

>>5841749

THE FIGHTER IS A DWARFORGED

MY WARFORGED HAS A FLESHLIGHT EMBEDDED INTO IT

>>5841804
THUS IT IS NOW A WHOREFORGED

>>5841811
KICKAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

SWASHFORGED. YOU KNOW, FORGED FOR SWASHING.

>>5841817
MORE LIKE PIMPFORGED

>>5841817
I'LL SWASH YOUR BUCKLES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BABY

>>5841798

>>5841734
>>5841736

BLENDERMINDMIND

>>5841749
DWARFORGED: FOR DEFORGING THE OPPOSING SOMEFORGED WITH LARGE BLUNT OBJECTS

SORCEREFORGED: FOR BLASTING THE OPPOSING SOMEFORGED WITH FORGE-HOT FORGE-FIRE

FORGEFORGERFORGED: FOR REFORGING THE PARTYFORGED ONCE THEY'VE BEEN DEFORGED BY THE OPPOSING SOMEFORGED

SNEAKFORGED: FOR STEALTHILY DISFORGING THE OPPOSING SOMEFORGED.

>>5841844
PRETENDER

SEIZE THE HERETIC

>>5841905
AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!

WHAT THE FORGE IS GOING ON UP IN HERE?

WHY IS THE LOUDFORGENESS NOT LOUD ENOUGH?
/goes back to drawing

>>5841932
I CAME SO HARD THE SPUNK BECAME AN IMAGE MACRO

THE ONLY THING I WANT TO KNOW IS THIS

CAN WARFORGED GET STDs?

>>5841932
>>5841932
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

THERE'S ALREADY A PLEASUREFORGED

LOOK FOR PLEASURE GOLEM IN BOOK OF EROTIC FANTASY

ONLY THAT CAN SATISFY A BIG HUNKA-HUNKA METAL MAN

ESPECIALLY LOUDFORGED HUNKA-HUNKA

>>5841464
I'D FORGE HER WAR, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I FORGE

>>5842005
NOW THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOUDFORGED PLEASURE DEN YEA BOI

LOUD

FUCKING

FORGED

BITCH

>>5841954
NO, BUT THEY CAN GET SFD.
SEXUALLY FORGED DISEASES!

>>5842042
COMMONLY CALLED "THE BUCKLES" OR "DENTITIS"

>>5842042

MOTHERFORGER!!!!!!!

>>5842042
REMEMBER TO FORGE PROTECTION

SNAFU

SYSTEMS NORMAL, ALL FORGED UP

FUBAR

FORGED UP BEYOND RECOGNITION


NOW "FORGED" ISN'T AN INTERJECTION OR A CURSE-WORD IT SIMPLY MEANS THAT YOU'VE HADE BANG-BANG HARD METALLIC INTERCOURSE.
NOW READ THOSE SCENTANCES AGAIN.

MOTHER
FORGING
POPSICLES
BITCH

>>5841130
..Would that mean it was made of.. loud noises?

WARFORGED ARE MADE BY DUMPING WOOD, STONE, AND METAL INTO A BIG BOWL AND GOING HOCUS-POCUS

>>5842094
MAN YOU DON'T CATCH ON QUICK DO YOU?

WHILE THE LOUDFORGED MAY OR MAY NOT BE COMPLETLY MADE OUT OF LOUD, NEITHER IS A WARFORGED MADE OUT OF WAR. IT IS MADE FOR WAR. JUST AS A LOUDFORGED IS MADE FOR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD

>>5842094

NO, IT WAS FORGED FOR THE PURPOSE OF BEING NOISY

>>5842128
>>5842127

FORGEDFORNOTOUTOFMIND

>>5842094
SPEAK LOUDER MEATBAG! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

FORGE IN HELL CONFAGS

CAPSLOCKFORGED

WARFORGED

WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?

ABSOLUTELY

NOTHING!

>>5842128
>>5842127
BUT I WANT A ROBOT MAD OF LOUD NOISES.

IT WILL BE JUST ONE IMPOSSIBLY DEAFENING NOISE. THE GROUND WILL RUMBLE WHERE EVER IT GOES. IT DEVASTATES CITIES WITH A SOFT YAWN.

YOU WILL ONLY SEE IT BY THE WAY THE AIR DISTORTS JUST AROUND IT.

Pleasureforged, eh?

>>5842173
YOU ARE CORRECT, FELLOW LOUDFORGED

LETS FORGE LOVE AND LOUD NOISES INSTEAD

>>5842181
Japan has you on this one, they have a creature called Uwan that is pure sound. It also eats souls.

>>5842181
THAT WOULD BE A LOUDFORGEDNOISE

>>5842196
JAPAN ALSO HAVE LITTLE WATER GOBLINS THAT RIP OUT YOUR LIVER VIA YOUR ANUS

>>5842196
...Awesome.

I wish to see it.

>>5842209
Yes, and testicle-stealing sea snail women.

>>5842217
AND CYCLOPS UMBRELLAS WITH HUGE TONGUES THAT RAPE RETARDS

>>5841089
>WHAT WOULD YOU CALL SOMETHING FORGED TO FORGE THE WARFORGED, WARFORGEDFORGEFORGED?

NOW WHAT WOULD YOU CALL ONE WHO WAS FORGED TO FORGE THOSE?

>>5842233
THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THE PHILOSOPHYFORGED WRESTLE WITH DAILY
WHO FORGES THE FORGEFORGED?

>>5842233
A WARFORGEDFORGEFORGEDFORGEFORGED.

>>5842244
THEY ARE SIMPLY THE FORGED.

WARFORGED SAUSAGE LINKS HELL YEAH

THIS THREAD HAS SUDDENLY GONE IN AN EVEN MORE AWESOME DIRECTION THAN IT WAS ALREADY GOING.

>>5842251
>>5842252
Seems there is a disagreement..

BITCH I BATTLE YOU WARFORGED

HUMANS MADE YOU AND HUMANS CAN UNMAKE YOU

ARTIFICERS UNITE

>>5842270

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE PHILOSOPHYFORGED

>>5842283

Hoho, now that's a real pleasureforged

SO I HEARD YALL WERE LOOKING FOR A FORGED WITH A STOMACH WILL "STORE A VARIETY OF INGREDIENTS TO BE MOVED TO HER BREASTS FOR COOKING AS SHE SEES FIT"

>>5842315
MY THANKS, KIND SIR. THIS WILL SURELY PROVE USEFUL.

...IN MY RESEARCH, OF COURSE.

>>5842333
WE SURE DO A LOT OF RESEARCH AROUND HERE.

I BET WARFORGED DO AWESOME RAP

>>5842315

FUKKEN SAVED

>>5842315

JESUS SAVES

SO DO I

THIS THREAD HURTS

FONZIE FORGED DOES NOT APPROVE

FORGED

>>5842398

THE COOLFORGED

>>5842315
YOU ARE THUS CALLED DRAWFORGED.

NIGRAFORGED

WHY THE FUCK HASN'T PIMPFORGED BEEN POSTED YET?

>>5842475
BECAUSE YOU JUST FORGED IT

WAIT, WHAT?

>>5842485
ACTUALLY, I GUESS I A FORGER, SINCE I MADE A COPY OF THE ORIGINAL WITHOUT USING THE ORIGINAL.

BUT THIS IS AT LEAST A 4TH GENERATION COPY AND oh shit I need coffee

>>5842502
WHAT IS THIS COFFEE IS THIS SOMETHING FOR WEAKLING FLESHBAGS ALL WARFORGED NEED ARE A WHOLE HEAPING HELPING OF CLANKITY-CLANK LOVING

>>5842508
I'M AN ENGINEER-FORGED. WE NEED EXTRA LUBRICATION AND FUEL TO POWER OUR ARTIFICER ABILITIES THAT WORK EVEN IN AN ANTI-MAGIC FIELD.

THE FUEL'S MAINLY COFFEE AND ALCOHOL, BUT STILL.

>>5842315
>>5842433
ALL HAIL DRAWFORGED, LORD OF DRAWFORGING

THIS THREAD IS TOO FORGED TO DIE

FORGE IT UP BROBOTS

FORGEWARRED

THE THREAD WILL DIE, BUT THE CONCEPT WILL CARRY ON. I SHALL FROM NOW ON FORSAKE MY OTHER NAMEFAGGOTRIES AND TAKE ON ONLY LOUDFORGED. WRITING ALL IN CAPSLOCK.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS MR.RAGE?

>>5842206
Sauze?

>>5842616
TRY GOOGLING THE ISBN NUMBER

>>5842777
THANK YOU, THAT'S A FUCKING GREAT IDEA

>>5842873

YOU MEAN A FORGING GREAT IDEA

>>5843138
A FORGING GOOD PUN ANYHOW

I DEMAND THIS THREAD FORGE ON!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5841045/

ARCHIVEFORGED