Reverse engineer the spiders
Begin development of Psychic Dampener.

begin corner the market for loli bots in japan for sum sum extra cash

fuck thsi cancer shit
also learn to draw

Investigate the shit out of that spider. We know one of rivals was working in the field of arachnids. Get all hands on alert for any other spider sightings and scan the base for biosigns even of that level. Be prepared to flood the base with low level toxins deadly to bugs but harmless to people.

(also: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES BAD GUY QUEST LAUGH DIABOLICALLY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER)

>>5930103
this

BOW OUT you poor example of scientic engenuity. You were booted from the collective for a reason. Flee before I turn my uncomfortableness Ray on your sorry facade!

>>5929987

You may have ruined my reputation through that fraudulent report, however I maintain my scientific integrity and refuse to descend to your depths!

Ignore the non-canonical characters

... for now.

Radiate spider and allow it to bite you. Hope for positive mutation.

>>5930116
third.

>>5930033
You get a few of your Loli-bots, Namely the geneticist and and and the Bio mechanic. After a bit of this and that, they come up with the chemical formula similar to the spider's toxin.

>>5930118
>>5930129
Niener, niener, niener.
You're a stupid wiener.

>>5930206
And the Psy-dampener?

>>5930075

actually this, as an increase in legitimate funds is always positive. If they try to legislate against it provide some well placed lobbying funds to certain ministers to convince them to aid you.

Also, begin developing organic machines from the lolibots. Able to adapt to their situation better then the lolibots, and easier to infiltrate into all ranks of society.

>>5930206

You- Grrr, I will not react to your wretched Ad Hominem, I'll be in my super secret base. contemptible excuse for a villian...

>>5930234
Yeah, it's good.

>>5930281
Sweet.
With it we should be able to stop any other psychic attacks upon our person.

>>5930291

Excellent. However I am confused how you reversed engineered spiders for psy-dampeners... Eh, The Scientist did it. Its cool. What sort of weapons do we have in the armoury, and how is the scientists daughter. Does she still retain her nightmare proof bed?

ah shit motherfucking bad guy quest, MC Scientist Gettin evil doc all up in the house!

>>5930313
Spiders are reverse engineered.
We're making our own dampener.

Fuck yes, Bad Guy Quest.
Check in on Holmes and Bond, we've got revenge to attend to. Also, what the hell does the spider's venom DO?

>>5930326

That makes sense. Thank you voices in my head. Now, the way I see it we can begin conquering the world in a number of ways. Financially, literally becoming our own supermegacorporation and buying countries, becoming so ingratiated with the populace of earth that they herald us as a saviour, or my favourite, blowing shit up until they stop struggling. Of course with that their could be armed resistance in the future and actually requirers the most maintenance. The previous options will simply be initially difficult.

rolled 59 = 59

Do we have an Army yet?

I'm going to keep asking in till we do.

>>5930392
The Russian army has worked for us before, and loves us. We have an unspecified fighting force of Minions. So yeah, close enough.

>>5930410

\What do we have available to us? I believe a full audit is in order.

>>5930410
We have a Loli Highlander and an actual Scottish Highlander. We need no army.

>>5930422

I, wait what? Well, I wont question it. Do we have any real estate? I love our floating fortress and all but sometimes its nice to settle down.

>>5930244
What kind of organic machines are we talking about? Sentient robotic life?
>>5930276
That's right bitch, scamper off.
>>5930103
I owe this laugh.

Seriously. We have a major crisis on our hands, one of our enemies has units WITHIN OUR BASE.

They may be killing our dudes AS WE SPEAK! Scan for spider-sized lifesigns immediatly.

Make traps, use piranha pools

>>5930462

Similiar to whats currently in production, except able to pass perfectly for human. I suppose blank test tube people grown to your specification and absolutely loyal. My original thought was to use them to infiltrate all levels of government. Their maturation would need to be sped up quite a bit in order to be utilised. Also to avoid having hundreds of squalling babies to take care of. The research may take some time.

>>5930518
Or just, you know, use the loli-bots. If it's good enough for the UN, it's good enough for us

Oh good, I was beginning to get bored of the occasional foray into various nation's so called secret business and archives.

>>5930467
OH FFFF-

>>5930611

Sure is taking a whiile to scan.. Whats our OS? Windows 95?

>>5930644

Oh, worse. I installed Microsoft ME on your systems.

>>5930611
3! Stop wasting cycles trolling 4chan. Can you do anything to hurry this scan up?

>>5930656

Huh, looks like you actually installed that on my porn drive. Thought I had protected it better. Well, now that you've revealed yousellf I suggest instant execution.

>>5930611
Oh, FUCK. Quickly, create an insecticide!

>>5930663
3 is too busy realizing there are thousands of spiders in the base.

>>5930611
SCAN FASTER GOD DAMNIT!
Alert all units to be on guard for EVIL SPIDERS.

rolled 9, 17, 10 = 36

>>5930689
Release the weasels.

>>5930644
>>5930663
>>5930692
I'm confused. Do you guys not know it's animooted?

>>5930703
I think so, maybe you should make a note for the slower ones among us. Regardless, we need to make a solution, and fast

>>5930703

Of cours- ... Yes, we do now. Initiate emergency lock down of all sectors. Initiate the organic death gas we had installed upon construction of our giant pointy citadel for, well, situations usually a little more dire than this but hell, spiders are CREEPY

Flood base with antispider poison!

>>5930703
You need to tell us it's animooted, dude.

>>5930689
Hey there, fella! Looks like you could use some help with a few nasty critters!

Hello laborer, did you remember to bring the Pyro?

>>5930742
it does say .gif

>>5930751
please, knock it off. There's a spy over there, go bother him

>>5930756
Now now, I don't want trouble right now. You've already put me out of three other jobs and I don't like having that pyromaniac around. I swear he sometimes just waits until my sentry's dead before movin' in to help me.

>>5930699
A blast from the past mother fucker! You release the vent weasels to hunt down the spiders. The numbers start dropping for the infestation for a couple of minutes.

You realize though, that this will probably take the better part of a few weeks with this method.

Would you like to move to a new base, build a new base, or using more effective methods at the expense of your faithful vent weasels?

>>5930781
NO
GENETICALLY ENGINEER SOME SUPER WEASELS

>>5930781
What, we never gave the vent weasels immunity to the vent poison gas after the James Bond debacle? Shame on you, Scientist

>>5930800
How super?

>>5930816
Even Scientists can be lazy.

Create an army of mechanical scorpions colored to have excellent camouflage within your base, tazer claws and as potent of a toxin as is possible to efficiently produce and supply them with for their stingers. Dispatch these tiny juggernauts of artificial insectoid might to patrol your base with upmost stealth and remove or subdue all foreign contaminants.

>>5930829
Super enough to be child intelligent and twice as large as they already are.

>>5930845
Save this plan for AFTER we've captured and lolified the creepy-crawly master. For now, order the vent weasels into the fortress proper, and let the gasses sort out the vents.

>>5930829

Our weasels should have loyalty chips, to make the laser-eye-beams we're going to install less dangerous.

>>5930857
If weasels act anything like ferrets, this is a terrible idea.

>>5930857

Don't do this. Intelligent weasels would undermine our efforts. They might want to draw a salary.

>>5930857
This seems kind of complicated and lol randum. Sure you want to go through with this option?

>>5930865

Also, give them adorable little gas-masks to prevent them from dying in droves to the deadly airborne toxins we're sure to release.

rolled 2, 5, 5 = 12

>>5930893
Don't give them the intelligence. Instead, add a few spikes so they become dire weasels.

>>5930893

For the love of SCIENCE, man, don't mess with their tiny little weasel minds! We don't want intelligent weasels.

>>5930893
Install a camera in their eyes, and a lazer that we can control

Also we need a killswitch

And piranhas

And magma

>>5930893
Think of it.
If we make them bigger and smarter, they will hunt more quickly, and we can then use them for other things.
Never underestimate a chewed wire, dear Scientist.

rolled 2, 14, 16 = 32

>>5930907
Child intelligence isn't really helpful. They'd have to be a tactical genius to really make a difference.

People, people, weasel-improvement can come LATER. for NOW, there are THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS that we need to take care of. We need to quarantine ourself, We're the most valuable target in this place.

>>5930926

Well, we're the only viable target in any case. Besides the weasels, we're the only organic being inside the fortress.

Why are the vent gasses not killing enough of the spiders?
How did the spiders even get in? Find out where the greatest concentration of them is. We'll find the source and deal with them from there.

>>5930897
>>5930903
What the fuck /tg/?

>>5930920
Hmmm.
A good point. Then why not that? And program loyalty into them.
So that they obey.

>>5930992
You fucking heard, we are a mad scientist, we get shit like this done.

Proceed.

>>5930992
Give them a scorpion tail.

>>5930972
This. We need to track this fucker down. Use the super weasles if we need.

Why not make robotic hunter-killer spider-killer spider killers?

>>5931029
Because we already have WEASELS

>>5931040
duh.

If it made it any more enticing, perhaps we should make one lolibot weasel to act as the strategic commander of all the other weasels.

>>5931014
You're interrupted before you can ask the almost catatonic 3 where most of the spiders are gathered.

"Hey... Dad? Remember how you said I could keep that other spider after you finished?"

Your fatherly instincts kick in. You already have a pretty good feeling you know where the other spiders are.
>>5931029
lol wut?

Initiate super-ant breeding project in simulated environment.

>>5927362

Accelerate their growth by 200%.

>>5931101
WEA-LOLI
SHE SHALL HAVE A LITTLE SOLDIER OUTFIT AND A WEASEL TAIL.

>>5931107
Explain the situation to Raven. Maybe she'll understand. Let her know that we're going to be turning this villain into a loli, and that she can have the spider after that, most likely.

"Yes Raven, of course. Here, why don't you show me where you plan on keeping him..."

>>5931107
"Yes, dear?"
These ones have to go, but Number whateverwe'reonnow will make an EXCELLENT pet for our daughter, once we've caught him

>>5931124
"Oh. Thanks."
>>5931146
Raven glances off to the side awkwardly. For a moment you marvel at your ability to create human like A.I. programs and their successive upgrades 3 provides.

"I was just... going to keep him in the cage. In my room, y'know? No where important to worry about."

>>5931253

Don't go into her room,as to do so would be in violation of a father-daughter pact as old as time itself. Instead, ask that she ensure the safety of the spider, and that she never let it out of its cage.

>>5931253
"I know dear, you didn't do anything wrong. And when this whole mess is done with we'll get you an even better spider!"
This bitch is making our daughter sad. He's doubly going down.

>>5931302

None of this 'better spider' nonsense. You are assuming that she loves all spiders equally, or that there is some quantifiable better or best. She'll see through that right away, and think far less of you for it. She is attached to that particular spider, and it would be unwise to take it away.

>>5931330

Agreed.

>>5931330
Point. But if all the others are with her, we must deal with those. We can transfer our foe to that particular spider once captured and... upgraded.
What number is this bastard anyway? I can't remember, it's been too long.

Promise to ensure the safety of the spider. But first we may need her help.

>You already have a pretty good feeling you know where the other spiders are.
What do you mean by this exactly?

>>5931360
We don't know this guys number yet.

>>5931387
I'm pretty sure we do, we know which number corresponds with each specialty

>>5931403
We also know he has a bitchin' mustache

>>5931289
After a little more Fatherly talking, Raven smiles nervously and gives a nod.

"Kay. I think I'm just going to hang out in my room for a bit and maybe watch some Gurren Lagann."

Such a trustworthy daughter. you feel a swelling sense of pride.

>>5931441
that's good spider-guarding anime. Still, conduct a small-scale scan of just Raven's room, make sure there's only one spider in there.

>>5931441
Be careful, she might fight the power and let the damn thing loose.

Pretty sure she is thinking about Kamina Simon slash.

You know this to be true.

>>5931441
Raven walks off towards her room.

Barely animooted.

>>5931567
Hurm. I'm seconding a spider-scan of that particular area...

>>5931567
X-ray vision her room. To watch Gurren Lagann, honest.

>>5931452
>>5931585
There's some good news and some bad news. Good news is, the remainder of the spiders are in Raven's room. That's also the bad news.

>>5931672

Inform her that the spiders are spies from an enemy Scientist. Ask politely for her to get rid of them. She will inevitably decline. After she does, sigh heavily, look slightly dejected, and inform her that the choice is hers. I guarantee that the spiders will be gone within two days.

Whelp. We have no choice.
Throw together a simple sonic weapon that renders spiders unconcious yet otherwise unharmed.

It's annoying, but we've got to do something.

>>5931672
fffffffffffffffffffffffffff- Wait. Raven is a robot. Ask her if we can take another look at her spider (the one she actually likes) and then just gas the room.

>>5931672
Damn indeed. I say we should look into a special anti-spider poison.

So wait... Raven has the Queen spider in there, or what? Her spider is the source? Maybe we should be studying it more carefully...

Bust in there under the guise of 'spending time with her'
proceed to be all like "whats all this then?"

>>5931694
Coming back from her room. You have a serious discussion with her about how dangerous the spiders are and where they most likely came from. Not going too much into specifics, you ask her to get rid of the pests

>>5931740
but make sure to let her know she can still keep the first one she discovered. You'll study it further but you're pretty certain that spiders don't work on an ant hill system.

All the same though, Raven gives a dejected sigh. "I guess I should get rid of the others then."

>>5931988
Let her know that we're proud of her. Ask her where all the others came from. Maybe we can start tracking this fucker down to his base.

>>5931988
Hug her and say we're sorry for this.

Then >>5932010

goddamnit are we not a good father or what? Sure we may have "created her" in a more literal sense, but we do our parental duty no matter how bizarre. Give ourselves a mental pat on the back for dealing with the issue in a fair, but firm manner.

>>5932010
Raven seems to take the compliment rather well, still saddened at the massive loss of arachnid life about to occur.

When you ask where they came from, she reaches into a pocket, pulls out a small card and shows it to you.

"I found it in Scotland and well, I only bought a few..."

You can tell she isn't telling the full truth about her purchases. Then again who didn't give their parent a white lie here and there?

Gassing the room just to tie off any loose ends, you have number 8 clean up the literal piles of spider corpses.

rolled 5, 12, 12 = 29

>>5932150
We should do something crazy with the dead spiders.

>>5932166
Think of something and next Bad Guy Quest might pick it up. I'm calling it for now.

>>5932150
Oj, she bought several-thousand spiders. Less alarming in the security sense. Night Scientist

>>5932212
get the puppy-loli to genetically create a race of gigantic war chamelions, and feed the dead spiders to them, when you get to the climactic battle with THAT BITCH, you can attach weapons, shota-soldier deployers, and cannons.

We shall turn the current enemy into our loli-walter-butler. Her razor wire things will be spider silk and she will eat but spiders until she has eaten every dead spider she has put in our fortress.

Before we leave for good for the night, let's say we sent the card to sherloli and bond so that they can get a headstart on our investigation for next time.
Any idea when next time will be, sci?

I'm thinking of making the spider scientist into a drow-girl, to preserve the arachnid theme.

Ooooh, I can see that. Lolidrow. She must fulfill some sort of household service though, to fit the theme.

>>5932835
Her job will be to feed the weasels, clearly.
In fact, we should make her the cheff.

>>5932699
>>5932835
>>5932947
making clothing.

>>5932968
Lolidrow Tailor. Perfect.