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    410 KB The Soldier and the Witch 4 Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:24 No.5931314  
    "Hold me tight."

    "I've got you, Mare. Just... careful with the wiggling, alright?"

    Shuck wrapped his arms around Mare's legs as she leaned out of the Sentinel walker, reaching toward the spreading branches of a tree. Ripe blueapples hung among the leaves, and one by one Mare plucked them and stuffed them down the neck of her dress.

    Shuck's mind wandered. He had been driving for a night and a day; through the hills in darkness lit by stars and searchlight, picking his footing carefully among cracked stone and shifting scree. Mare dozing in his arms. Sometimes she woke, and turned to look at him; reached out a white hand, fingers shy in their long sleeve, to touch his helmet, or his chest. Never his face, never his skin.

    Morning had come as they crested the last rise and saw the long slope down to the forest. Shuck had shifted gear and sprinted headlong down the hillside, toward the rising sun. Mare had thrown up her arms and laughed as the Sentinel bounced on its steel bird legs, cool wind whipping around them, running down toward the spreading green.

    Now they were deep in the forest. The afternoon sunlight filtered down through green and yellow leaves. They were hidden from any watchers in the sky, and it would take time to track their trail over the hard stone of the hills. For the moment, for a little while, they were almost safe. He squeezed Mare's legs more tightly.
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    "Pull me back now."

    Shuck heaved, and fell back into the pilot's seat. Mare fell into his lap, laughing.

    Shuck yawned. "What's so funny?"

    "They're warm from the sun and sticky and they roll around. It tickles." She was reaching down her collar, hunting a wandering fruit.

    "Are you... Mare, are you wearing anything under that dress?"

    She looked down and kicked her feet. "Sandals." She pulled out a blueapple and bit into it, sucking on the dark juice. She savored it for a moment, then nodded. "This one is yours." She turned and held it out to him. He leaned forward and took a bite, munching happily on the sweet flesh.

    She was staring at him. He wiped juice from his mouth.

    "Something wrong?"

    She stared at him a moment longer, then blushed and turned away.

    "It's not just you, you know," she mumbled. A blueapple leaf was caught in her hair, green tangled in white.

    "Um. Not just me what?"

    "Not just you that wants to touch. I'm sorry. I'm thinking hard. I'll think of something."

    Shuck wrapped an arm around Mare and pulled her closer. Hand in leather glove, he touched her face. They sat in silence.

    Shuck sighed. He plucked the stray leaf out of her hair and tossed it away. As it fluttered to the ground, the Sentinel's engine grumbled to life.

    "I'd like to get another couple clicks in between us and... anyone. Then we'll stop and rest, arrite?"

    "Okay."

    Footfalls muffled by fallen leaves, the walker marched into the forest.

    ***
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:26 No.5931334
    "We've got fuel for another six days, more or less. Food for... well, as long as you keep finding us lunch, we're set on that account."

    They had stopped beside a pond, in the shade of an ancient robber-tree. Mare was cooking fish over the camp stove while Shuck sat on a root and poked at the map displayed on his dataslate.

    "Now, six days should be enough to take us to Silver Mountain if the stream running out of the pond is this stream here." He prodded the map thoughtfully. "If, on the other hand, we're way over here... Huh."

    A fish on a stick tapped the map. "We're here. Cross this stream. Follow the next one to the lake. Fish is done."

    "Ahh, thanks Mare."

    "Be careful. There are bones."

    Mare handed him one stick and flopped down beside him to eat the other. Shuck watched as she peeled back the blackened skin and plucked out steaming white lumps. She popped them into her mouth and licked the juice from her fingers with a quick, pink tongue.

    She looked up at him, lips wrapped around one finger. "Not hungry?"

    He coughed. "Oh. No, I'm very... hungry. I, uh, never saw someone catch fish by hand before. Just grabbing them like that. Neat trick."

    "It's not a trick. Mr. Sticks taught me how. You just have to hold still and think fish thoughts. It's hard to stop, sometimes."

    Shuck attacked his fish, pulling out chunks of tender meat. "Mr. Sticks taught you, huh? Mmm. Hm. Hey, Mare... What does Mr. Sticks look like?"
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:26 No.5931342
    She popped the last bit of her meal into her mouth and chewed reflectively. "Like a person, if a person was small and covered with hair and shaped like Mr. Sticks."

    "Ahh. Right." Shuck licked grease from his fingers, then picked up the map-slate and held it out to Mare. "Here. You know these woods better than I do, so you're the navigator, arrite?"

    "Okay."

    "How'd you figure out where we are, anyway? I haven't seen any landmarks but trees, and they all seem to resemble one another."

    "The smoke, yesterday."

    "The smoke?" They had passed through a clearing, and Mare had pointed to the north. A thick black plume rose high into the air, whipped ragged by the wind. "You know what that was?"

    "There was a long, wooden house. Dark inside. A circle of tall stones, with a big, flat one in the middle. Auntie Shamari took me there."

    "A witch place, right? They must have seen it from the sky. Burned it. I'm sorry, Mare."

    "I learned to dance, there." Mare rose, kicked off her sandals, and took three steps forward. She bowed to an invisible partner, and raised her hand above her head.

    "Mare? Why are we going to Silver Mountain? Do you have friends there?"

    Mare took the hem of her dress in her left hand and slowly spun in place. "No one lives there. No one, for years and years. It's haunted. We can hide there."

    "Because there's no one there?"

    "Because it's haunted." She was swaying, back and forth, to music he couldn't hear. Wind stirred the treetops. "It's like fog, with things moving. Smoke, between your head and everyone else. You can't find people's thoughts, can't hear them or see them. It's too dark."
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:27 No.5931347
    Oh Jo...
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:27 No.5931352
    "Is it safe for you, Mare? We can find somewhere else."

    "I'll be okay. I'll be with you."

    Mare spun on her toes. Eyes closed, hair flying out behind her, she lifted the hem of her dress and turned faster and faster. Her bare feet left a curling trail in the sand. As she whipped around, Shuck caught a flash of white leg, a gentle curve...

    "I don't look like that," she gasped.

    "You don't... wait, what?"

    She stopped turning, and stood with her back to him. "You had a picture in your head. Of me with no dress. You were being very loud."

    "I... Sorry, Mare. I just think you're pretty, that's all."

    "You don't just anything," she said quietly. She had raised a hand to her neck, and was fidgeting with her buttons. "And I don't look like that."

    Shuck mumbled apologetically and stared at his boots.
    >> Leibowitz 09/19/09(Sat)23:28 No.5931362
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    A pile of black cloth landed on his head. "I look like this."

    Shuck whipped the dress off his head and looked up just in time to catch Mare sailing through the air, naked in the sun. She landed in the pond with a splash, showering him with cool water.

    She came up laughing and blushing, pushing white hair out of her eyes. "You get in too. You smell like sweat, which is okay, but too much is bad."

    Fuel for six days, thought Shuck. Food and water until the cold season; call it three months. Enough of a lead on the Inquisition's witch hunters for... how long? Years? Days?

    He'd settle for an hour, if he could get it. He pulled off his gear and leaped after her, laughing.

    ***The Soldier and the Witch 4***
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 09/19/09(Sat)23:30 No.5931383
    were 2 and 3 archived?
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:31 No.5931395
    >>5931383
    2, yes
    3, no.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:31 No.5931397
    A haunted place? The Inquisition?

    OP, you and I both know that "haunted" means "WARP" in 40k, and Inquisition only ever means "You fucking die." This is going to end in flames, the only question is whether a daemon will start them or an Inquisitor.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:32 No.5931401
    it's like a picture book with boobies
    >> Tech Priest Naile 09/19/09(Sat)23:32 No.5931405
    This is so heresy.

    AND LOVING IT.
    >> Leibowitz 09/19/09(Sat)23:32 No.5931407
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    Part 1
    >> Leibowitz 09/19/09(Sat)23:33 No.5931413
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    Part 2
    >> Leibowitz 09/19/09(Sat)23:33 No.5931424
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    Part 3
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:39 No.5931481
    DAWWWWWWWWWWWW
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:39 No.5931489
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    >>5931413
    >calling the emperor a dead thing

    Fuck you, dead or not, he keeps back the forces of Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:39 No.5931490
    >>5931401
    She's a natural platinum blonde!

    Jo, this is fairly nifty, so do please continue. I lurve picture books.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:40 No.5931493
    When did we steal Jo from /v/?
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:40 No.5931498
    Can we screencap this one too?
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:40 No.5931502
    >>5931490
    she has dark eyebrows, she dyes her hair.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:41 No.5931517
    >>5931493
    Sometime earlier this summer, Dawn of war advice I think.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:42 No.5931527
    >>5931490
    >>5931502

    She's an unsanctioned psyker, I'm guessing mutation.

    Isn't "hair turns white" on the perils table?
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:44 No.5931543
    All things end in /tg/.
    >> Salamanders Fanbro !!IkBm+qsTaW7 09/19/09(Sat)23:44 No.5931544
    fuck this noise
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:45 No.5931554
    >>5931502
    Carpet, drapes.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:46 No.5931578
    >>5931554
    She appears to shave
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:46 No.5931580
    I seriously doubt you're gonna find many guardsmen who think of the SPESS MEHRENS as violent fanatics unless they've had a personal encounter. (With their tendency to forget that IG are regular men and to push them brutally because of it, I imagine that opinion DOES arise. Unless you're with the Death Korps or some similarly scary-enthusiastic unit.)
    >> Tech Priest Naile 09/19/09(Sat)23:47 No.5931581
    >>5931578
    Which makes this fucking awesome!
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:48 No.5931596
    >>5931581
    Fuzzy landing strip, bare lips. Or minor blessing of Slaanesh. lol i dunno
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:50 No.5931625
    In b4 he's the one who has to kill her.

    Then the Inquisition recruits him.
    >> Da painboss !BOSSbxVcHc 09/19/09(Sat)23:52 No.5931643
    >>5931625

    Fuck that Good End go!
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:54 No.5931659
    Jo, Leibowitz, this is some good stuff, keep it up!
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:54 No.5931666
    I wonder if the Imperium allows the shaving of armpits, crotches and other body hair. It seems like it would be an insult to the holy human form to remove what is supposed to be there. I mean they even put nipples on their bionic augmentations
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:54 No.5931670
    >>5931580

    I dunno, I see guard in general being pretty scared of em'. Wouldn't you be freaked by the giant, fiercely dedicated supersoldiers who go weeks without sleep, never show fear, and slaughter opponents by the thousands? I'd rather have em with me than against me, but given the choice I think I'd rather not deal with them at all.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:56 No.5931680
    >>5931666
    Obviously, shaving is allowed. Soldiers do it.

    >>5931643
    There are no good ends in 40k. Only "you survived"s. Unless you're Ciaphas Cain, in which case you can get a "you survived and got laid by a hot Inquisitor"s regularly.

    These two had better find Ciaphas Cain.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:57 No.5931688
    >>5931666

    Imperium's huge, man. Million entire planets, all different. As with the incessant questions about homosexuality and other details of daily life, there's gonna be somewhere where it's holy and mandatory and somewhere where it's heresy and forbidden.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:58 No.5931701
    >>5931666
    administratum is lax in everything which doesn't make the taxes run slower, and as long as they don't shave for heretical reasons the eclesiarchy doesn't bother, the imperium is grimdark, not lolchristian.
    >> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)23:58 No.5931706
    >>5931670
    Space Marines are nearly-mythical heroes to your average Imperial citizen. Seeing a Space Marine for the first time would be the equivilent of fighting alongside King Arthur as a Briton.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:04 No.5931763
    >She stopped turning, and stood with her back to him. "You had a picture in your head. Of me with no dress. You were being very loud."

    See, now this makes for an awkward relationship.

    "Do I look fat in this?"

    "No..."

    "BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:04 No.5931764
    >>5931688
    >>5931701
    But a huge part of the Imperial creed is the divinity ans superiority of the human form.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:09 No.5931820
    >>5931764

    Priest 1: pubic hair is unsightly and filthy! It is heresy to allow your perfect human form to be shrouded in such vile fibers! Shave, and be as the God-emperor made you, smooth, gleaming, and unsullied!

    Priest 2: To alter one detail of your perfect human form is heresy! Thou shalt not shave! Thou shalt not wax! Thou shalt not cut the hair of thy head or the beard of thy chin! To do so is an insult to the God-emperor!

    Priest 3: Hair is irrelevant. The eating of fish is direst heresy!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:12 No.5931861
    >>5931820
    And then it turns into a sector wide civil war with inquisitors and zealots from all over the Imperium weighing in.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:14 No.5931885
    >>5931861

    And priest 1, 2, and 3 lead a crusade against the peaceful denizens of the pleasure world Bikiniwa X, for, respectively, shaving not enough, shaving too much, and eating sushi.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:15 No.5931888
    >>5931764
    How many guardsmen have you seen that resembled ZZ Top?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:18 No.5931924
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    If shaving weren't allowed, then why do all the space mehreens have such gleaming white domes?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:20 No.5931941
    >>5931924
    All their hair falls out from DHT like guys who use steroids?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:24 No.5931981
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    >>5931924
    Probably something to do with the gene seed.
    The real question is, why don't dreadnoughts have hair?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:25 No.5931993
    >>5931888
    Vostroyans are pretty beardy.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:27 No.5932011
    >>5931924

    Not all of them are Baldeale you know. Especially that Xenos lover.

    XENOS FUCKER XENOS FUCKER XENOS FUCKER
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:32 No.5932066
    >>5931981
    >>5931941
    don't know how space marine implants work.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:36 No.5932103
    I'm gonna need a cap of this for my files.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:50 No.5932235
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    >>5932103

    Was just making one.

    Any errors?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:52 No.5932253
    >>5931763

    A relationship with a telepath would be so weird. Or maybe comforting, in a way. She wouldn't misinterpret what you say. You'd know that she knew what you were really like, and liked you anyway. Or maybe she'd respect that there was a difference between what you accidentally thought and how you chose to act?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:53 No.5932262
    >>5932253
    She would know all your creepy fetishes and embarrassing memories and thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:56 No.5932284
    Isn't this the nerfnow guy?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:56 No.5932289
    >>5932235

    Excellent work, good sir.

    You are both a Gentleman and a Scholar
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:57 No.5932297
    >>5932262

    On the one hand, you'd have no privacy. On the other hand, she could quietly look through your fetishes, discount the ones she wasn't willing to do, and one night you wake up with your hands tied to the bed and she's straddling you dressed in a ripped miniskirt with a chaos star on her back.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:58 No.5932311
    >>5932284

    and a /tg/ writefag, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)00:58 No.5932313
    >>5932297
    That's likely to happen in this story, anyway.
    >> helpful /co/mrade 09/20/09(Sun)00:59 No.5932314
    Excellent, part 4! And a screencap for part 3! God bless you Jo and Leibowitz. You're good people.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:16 No.5932497
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    >>5932297
    This is my fetish
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:24 No.5932572
    >>5932497

    Yesssssssss

    Well, Mare will have to dress up for him. If Shuck runs into an actual commissar, non-sexy blammings will ensue.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:25 No.5932588
    >>5932497
    low rise side ties are one of mine.
    >> helpful /co/mrade 09/20/09(Sun)01:29 No.5932639
    >>5932497
    Oh god...
    ...be gentle
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:30 No.5932651
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    Mine is shy girls making me tea.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:33 No.5932681
    Heresy
    >> northern /k/ommando 09/20/09(Sun)01:35 No.5932704
    >>5931489
    In his palace on terra dead emrah waits dreaming
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:36 No.5932707
    >>5932651
    >>5932497

    What about those that want to lay Slaanesh Salesgirl?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:37 No.5932719
    >>5932297
    you can only hope she picks that one, if you wake up and she's wearing a strap on and you've suddenly got pierced nipples, it's gonna been an interesting night...but you'd like it, so i guess it'd even out
    >> helpful /co/mrade 09/20/09(Sun)01:40 No.5932759
    >>5932681
    Yeah yeah, blah blah blah. If this is heresy, then screw the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:44 No.5932793
    >>5932651
    I have a fetish for pretty naked women. And breasts.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:44 No.5932794
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    It swing both ways
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:44 No.5932800
    >>5932794
    Silly human, pants go on head!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:45 No.5932803
    >>5932793
    By definition of the term, that is not a fetish.
    >> helpful /co/mrade 09/20/09(Sun)01:46 No.5932817
    >>5932794
    Jo, you're killing me with these.

    Don't ever stop.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:46 No.5932822
    >>5932794

    Maybe this isn't all a setup for a heartbreaking bad end. Maybe this is all a setup for sexy, sexy perils of the warp.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:47 No.5932827
    >>5932822
    >>"You find yourself growing tentacles as the nearby female guardsmen suddenly have their pants fall off..."
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:47 No.5932828
    Heretical thread is Heretical
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:49 No.5932845
    >>5932497
    Does she use that to shave? AN INQUIRING MIND MUST KNOW!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)01:57 No.5932915
    >>5932845

    Chain razors are used to depub.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:00 No.5932948
    >>5932828

    Your girl is being hunted by the inquisition. You're about to be shipped to the front.

    What would you do?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:10 No.5933052
    >>5932948
    Get naked and have a dance party
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:13 No.5933092
    >>5931888
    I'll have you know I just started rocking out to Sharp-Dressed Man. I am imagining myself as an Inquisitor. My guitar is really a CHAIN-TAR!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:14 No.5933099
    >>5932948

    Spike the Commissar's drink and blame it on a rookie, once drunk, rape his ass, then call the inquisition in to investigate him for heresy while he's passed out bent over naked over the bed with a large phallic object up his ass.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:18 No.5933133
    >>5932253
    I think the
    >>wouldn't misinterpret what you say,
    the
    >>know that she knew what you were really like, and liked you anyway,
    and the
    >>respect that there was a difference between what you accidentally thought and how you chose to act
    would be the best parts. Too bad telepathy's probably not real :/
    >> The Soldier and the Witch 34 Leibowitz 09/20/09(Sun)02:19 No.5933143
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    "I... I completely understand," Macha sighed. "I'm not a, a, a slut. Don't wanna be. But sometimes I, I just want someone on my skin, you know?"

    Mare blew bubbles in her brew. "I know. It feels like no one else is really real, when you can't touch them. I mean, I can touch people, but it's, it's bad, and confusing, unless they're a girl and a witch too and then it just gets slippery..."

    Macha slid closer. "You.. ah, you know, I'm a psyker. That's a witch, basically. You, um, you wanna..."

    Behind them, a splash. "Whee are sorreee!" Cultist grabbed a napkin and began dabbing at the front of Shuck's uniform pants. "Whee spilled it all over..."

    "It's fine, really, I'll just, ah..."

    "Eeet weel stain, whee must get theese off at once!" Shuck stared down blearily at tangled purple hair as she tugged at his belt and fumbled with his fly.
    >> helpful /co/mrade 09/20/09(Sun)02:21 No.5933164
    >>5933143
    OH GOD WHAT
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:26 No.5933229
    >>5933164
    AWESOME, THAT'S WHAT
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:27 No.5933250
    >>5933143

    That's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:28 No.5933258
    >>5933143

    FUCK YEAH
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:33 No.5933306
    >>5932948
    Run. What do you think? Any true man knows that you have to protect your people, and it doesn't sound as though I have any people other than her (other than a family off somewhere, but I'm the youngest son of a youngest son, so they can take care of themselves).
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:34 No.5933322
    >>5933143
    Bitch.

    I love you.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:38 No.5933352
    FUKKEN SIGNED
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)02:54 No.5933536
    >>5933143
    The friction burns will be painful.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)03:21 No.5933854
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    >>5933143
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)03:27 No.5933922
    >>5933143
    delicious heresy
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)03:29 No.5933938
    *huff puff puff*
    I got here as soon as I could!
    >> Jo 09/20/09(Sun)03:32 No.5933959
    >>5933938
    Hey Collector!
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)03:47 No.5934108
    >>5933959
    I LOVE YOU!
    And hate you.
    You ALWAYS give me something new, but its hard work getting what I missed.
    I LOVE YOU!
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)03:51 No.5934147
    >>5933959
    By the way... KA-SAVED! EVERYTHING!
    >> Jo 09/20/09(Sun)03:53 No.5934180
    >>5934108
    If you have a request, now it's the time!
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)03:55 No.5934202
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    >>5934180
    You said you didn't like doing Dreadnoughts...

    Mind doing something on Jubblowski or Lil' E?
    >> helpful /co/mrade 09/20/09(Sun)03:59 No.5934252
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    >>5934180
    A happy ending to all this.
    Seriously Jo (and Leibowitz, if you're still here), you guys have something here with the potential to become something truly amazing. I'm talking Hazel from Sword in the Stone level good here. Just be sure to have some moments of suspense in there to keep us on the edge of our seats.

    Otherwise, maybe a pic of Mare and Shuck snuggled next to each other, sleeping under a shared blanket. Pic related.
    >> Jo 09/20/09(Sun)03:59 No.5934256
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    >>5934202
    Isn't about liking dread or not, its about they being hard to draw.

    I don't know who these 2 char are and this make it hard to make a interesting drawing, so have so... have some moe dread for the lulz.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:02 No.5934288
    >>5934256
    >I don't know who these 2 char are and this make it hard to make a interesting drawing

    I AM the Collector. I CAN enlighten you if you wish.
    >> Jo 09/20/09(Sun)04:03 No.5934308
    >>5934288
    Lil'E probably is a young emperor...

    Who is the girl so?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:03 No.5934317
    >>5934180

    Cultist and /x/-tan having a Bible Fight with the Chaos Gods in the background on Cultist's side, and Cthuhlu in the background on /x/-tan's side.
    >> Tech Priest Naile 09/20/09(Sun)04:04 No.5934322
    >>5934180
    I have a request.

    Never change. You are awesome. Also, some cool ass Techpriest stuff would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:05 No.5934343
    >>5934308

    Lil'E is the reincarnation of Emps so he can do something besides be a corpse on a throne.

    Jubbs is a guardswoman who helps that care of Lil'E and is rather chesty..
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:06 No.5934353
    >>5934256

    the two in front are Lil' E (emperor reborn as a 8-12 year old child, living a happy life), Surrogate mother speaking to the commissar in back.

    Jubblowski is a comically large boobed guardswoman. She has yet to fit into carapace armor, and there was a scene where she tried to keep her Commissar (in back) from falling to heresy by having hot sex with him (it worked, but opened a new set of problems).

    well that's the basic origins.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:06 No.5934357
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    >>5934343
    >>5934308
    Jubblowski also happens to be Lil' E's Aunt.
    >> Jo 09/20/09(Sun)04:10 No.5934407
    >>5934322
    The worst thing you may wish for an artist is for him to not change. He will turn arrogant and close minded, and stop trying to improve.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:11 No.5934416
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    >>5934353

    forgot mah pic.

    also, if you wanted to see the other art from this artist involving this character, including Lil'E look here

    >>>/rs/thegdrawfaggit
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:12 No.5934436
    >>5934407
    I figure the worst to wish for would be his eyes falling out and his hands rotting off
    >> Tech Priest Naile 09/20/09(Sun)04:13 No.5934438
    >>5934407
    You're right, of course. You should continue to improve, continue working your mojo.

    But don't ever stop being awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:15 No.5934458
    >>5934108
    Yeah, jo realy needs to take his whole "drew this shit for TG:" folder and zip it and put it on RS or somethin.

    Love ya Jo
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:18 No.5934480
    >>5934458
    That would take forever.
    Mine 40K folder took me 8 hours to get onto Megaupload.
    Granted 4 of those hours were me having to RE-UPLOAD the folder... but still!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:30 No.5934605
    >>5934480
    can I get a link to that ?
    >> Jo 09/20/09(Sun)04:31 No.5934613
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    It's pretty popular on Tau lands.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:32 No.5934624
    >>5934605
    ...
    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K9MJD9WK

    Now keep in mind this is NOT current. Its more then a few weeks old, and I have added A LOT to my collections.
    I plan on doing a new upload in a few more weeks.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:33 No.5934638
    >>5934613
    yummy polish tits
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:33 No.5934641
    bump
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:34 No.5934648
    This story is awesome so awesome I want to design a quest for my DH group where they have to hunt these two down...it might be adorable or it might end horribly.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:34 No.5934651
    >>5934613

    Close 3rd place to Fapping and Shlicking.

    Thank you Jo. <3
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:36 No.5934679
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    >>5934613
    Excellent!
    Art for the Art god! Pics for the Pic throne!
    I mean... This has been collected.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:40 No.5934727
    >>5934679

    Fapping/Shlicking in the name of Slaanesh?
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:42 No.5934747
    >>5934727
    No, I merely collect. Besides, Jo's stuff is too adorable. It would be like masturbating to kittens!
    >> Jo 09/20/09(Sun)04:44 No.5934764
    >>5934747
    I smell a challenge...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:44 No.5934779
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    >>5934747
    >implying it is odd to masturbate to kittens
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:45 No.5934788
    >>5934764
    ... Do it.
    >>5934779
    Well... its odd for ME anyway.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:47 No.5934800
    >>5934764
    Coming up next
    A day in the life of a nurgle/slaneesh crossbred demon...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:47 No.5934805
    >>5934788
    I work like a demon of old... I need to know your favorite character and what is your fetish
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:50 No.5934830
    >>5934805
    ... I kinda... I have a lot of different fetishes.
    As asking for a favorite character is just mean. I love all my collections as if I did them myself. (Which I would never be able to do in a million years)

    However... Oversized button up shirts and stocking are two favorites of mine.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:52 No.5934853
    >>5934805
    >I work like a demon of old... I need to know your favorite character and what is your fetish

    Whatever you do...do not invite him in thats how he steals your soul...or where those vampires?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:52 No.5934864
    >>5934830
    you mean, like a woman using a man shirt (which is bigger for her size?

    And without knowing your fave char I will be just shooting blanks...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:53 No.5934870
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    >>5934830

    Like this?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:53 No.5934875
    >>5934830
    I bet you would go for a grown up hazel in a sexy shirt
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:56 No.5934916
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    >>5934830

    Maybe something like this?
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:57 No.5934919
    >>5934875
    ... You know of Hazel. Hello /co/mrade
    >>5934864
    Yes.
    Well... Off the top of my head I like Cultist, Chem-Chan, Mare and Jubblowski the most.
    >>5934870
    indeed, but bigger is always cuter. and if you add buttons and a collar to it...
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)04:57 No.5934926
    >>5934916
    >>5934870
    These ARE very nice...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:58 No.5934932
    >>5934870
    That's a pretty damn awesome picture.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)04:58 No.5934941
    >>5934870
    Sauce on this?

    It's rare to see drawfaggotry from a drawfag who knows how to draw labia.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:00 No.5934966
    ... Did I just walk into a game of "Lets make the Collector Fap?"
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:02 No.5934997
    >>5934966
    please, think of the kittens
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:02 No.5935000
    >>5934941
    >>5934932
    >>5934926

    Eve, a drawhore from /b/.

    I've been trying to get her to come here, but she seems to think /tg/ wouldn't like her, for some reason.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:02 No.5935006
    Still holding strong.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:05 No.5935034
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    >>5935006

    I'll have to get a bit creative, then.
    >> EC !!WvKWIT7IN6o 09/20/09(Sun)05:05 No.5935037
    >>5935000

    /tg/ loves it's drawwhores.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:05 No.5935040
    >>5935006
    Ha, this pic will demand time and effort, isn't something to make on a hurry

    Still, you wait and see...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:06 No.5935052
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    Maybe we'll try this...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:07 No.5935059
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    remind me of this...
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:08 No.5935076
    >>5935040
    I have nothing but time.
    >>5934966
    Yes, it appears you did.
    >>5935034
    I... wait... WHAT?!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:08 No.5935080
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    You may want to check this Collector...
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5681200/
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:15 No.5935138
    >>5935080
    AH! I was looking for the rest of that set! I only had a few of them.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:17 No.5935154
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    >>5935076

    Did that do something for you?
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:19 No.5935171
    >>5935154
    It CONFUSED me a little bit. I mean why... Oh... CANDLE, JACK... oh, ok. Never mind I get it now.

    This person is a good artist, btw. if I ever start a porn collection I'll be sure to get these from you.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:22 No.5935197
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    jo If you are still trying to get the collector to bust a nut draw a seductive version of this lady. she wears a red robe and yellow scarf
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:22 No.5935201
    >>5935154

    Fuck yeah, futa demon!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:23 No.5935214
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    I KNOW this story will end up horribly, horribly bad, but bump for awesome.

    Keep it up guys, this story has a chance to topple LCB in terms of popularity.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:24 No.5935218
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    >>5935171

    Then there's something like...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:26 No.5935231
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    >>5935218

    Or maybe...

    > Oh, and in before "SPINES DON'T WORK THAT WAY"
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:27 No.5935239
    >>5935197
    While I would love to see Jo's take on Hazel, I think he has something in mind.
    >>5935218
    Now... That just makes MY back hurt.
    >>5935214
    Are you MAD?! Do not post Chink, lest you summon him and he BAD ENDS this story!
    >> Leman Russ 09/20/09(Sun)05:28 No.5935259
    >>5935218
    This is always the answer to "Catgirls?".

    CATGIRLS!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:28 No.5935261
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    >>5935239

    More stockings, kinda
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:29 No.5935269
    >>5935218
    And the drawfag doesn't think it would fit in here
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:30 No.5935272
    >>5935261
    I'll admit it, I really like those kinds of stockings.
    Its not "I'll be in my bunk" worthy, but still good.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:31 No.5935291
    >>5932497

    Do you have anything that simulates a meaningful relationship?

    That is my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:35 No.5935320
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    >>5935291
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:35 No.5935322
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    >>5935259
    >>5935259

    That, and the idea oh them going into heat...
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:43 No.5935401
    >>5935040
    I'm actually really excited to see this now. With as fast as Jo normally pops out pics, it taking this long has me eager.

    ... in a not-perverted way. If you can believe that with what this thread has become.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:44 No.5935411
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    >>5935322

    Front view is fine too...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:45 No.5935421
    >>5935401

    Unless I accidentally ran Jo off with my pics, in which case I'll stop, hopefully he's still lurking.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:50 No.5935454
    >>5935421
    Jo does nudes. >>5931362
    He just said it would take a while. And I have all night. My D&D game doesn't start until Noon tomorr... today.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:53 No.5935480
    >>5935454

    I know, but these are a bit more... hardcore than his usual.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)05:55 No.5935500
    >>5935480
    I'm not worried.
    Although if another half hour goes by and we don't get an update, THEN I will be.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:55 No.5935502
    >>5935411
    Nightcrawler, no!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)05:58 No.5935531
    >>5935500

    So, should I keep posting pics she's done, or should I hold back for now and maybe post some more SFW ones?
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:00 No.5935548
    >>5935531
    Your choice really. But I would kind of like to see some of this lady's SFW.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:01 No.5935557
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    >>5935531

    Kinda like her dressed up like a Flareon breathing fire, maybe.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:03 No.5935573
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    >>5935548

    Alright, though there's not as much. She's a /b/ drawhore, so you can imagine the myriad porn requests she gets...

    Here's one of her dressed like Indiana Jones.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:04 No.5935577
    >174 posts and 37 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
    We aren't in danger of running out of picture room, but we ARE running low on posts left...
    Oh well, I'm sure Jo either has the thread watched or just hasn't closed it.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:04 No.5935578
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    This might strike a bit of a chord.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:05 No.5935583
    >>5935573
    Saweet! Eve. I like hanging with the draw whores over there.... they are a pretty cool lot, unlike most of /b/.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:05 No.5935584
    >>5935577

    Nah, we have, what, 70 something posts left? Is it 200, or 255 here?
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:08 No.5935612
    >>5935584
    I THOUGHT it was 200?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:10 No.5935628
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    Here's one of her dressed up like another drawhore on /b/.

    Still need an update on what the post limit is on this board. I've never really worried about it before, so I never bothered to remember what it was...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:11 No.5935636
    >>5935584
    >>5935612
    >>5935628
    255 replies, 150 images.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:13 No.5935647
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    >>5935612

    Is it 200/125 here? It's 255/175 over at /b/, and I only know that because I was just deleting my posts to try keep a thread alive a bit longer over there after we hit the cap.

    I believe this is one of her first (and only) Mech drawings. She usually doesn't do them.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:13 No.5935649
    And then the Inquisition found them. The end.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:13 No.5935655
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    >>5935636

    Excellent, thanks.

    Have a bunny.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:15 No.5935663
    >>5935658
    ... I kinda liked those!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:15 No.5935665
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    Here's an oddly cute one of her petting Tar Man while he was inhabiting the body of a Chocobo.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:15 No.5935668
    >>5935658
    >TF2 romance comics
    what?
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 09/20/09(Sun)06:15 No.5935669
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    So, the guy from nerf now quit drawing shitty TF2 romance comics and isntead got into things that are /tg/

    Good work man. Really.
    That's an improvement.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:16 No.5935672
    >>5935647

    MY LIFE FOR AIUR
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:17 No.5935682
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    >>5935655
    Huh... I saved that one.
    >>5935663
    These guys?
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 09/20/09(Sun)06:17 No.5935685
    >>5935668

    hoho!

    Seriously now, google NerfNow. OP has a shitty webcomic going, about TF2 characters falling in love with each other.

    At least now he's drawing guardsmen and heretics.
    Plus, his art seems to have gotten better
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:17 No.5935688
    >>5935669
    Oh shut up
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:18 No.5935690
    >>5935682

    That's the Captain original. Jo picked up the designs.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:19 No.5935693
    >>5935685
    WAIT WAIT WAIT! TIME OUT!
    I think I remember this... It's NOT the guy from NerfNow, But Jo uses the same art style (With the NerfNow guy's permission)
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 09/20/09(Sun)06:19 No.5935702
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    >>5935682

    No, these
    KAWAII, aint they
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 09/20/09(Sun)06:21 No.5935711
    >>5935693

    What? Really?

    I dont know... their art seems pretty much the same
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:21 No.5935717
    >>5935702
    Whatever.
    I like Jo, and I like his stuff.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:22 No.5935729
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    >>5935693

    The original TF2 rule 63 comics were made by Captain, creator of Cap-Tan.

    Jo, the artist of NerfNow, made more pictures of Captain's infamous engie-tan, and made some comics of his own.

    But it should be obvious as to which art style is Captain's and which is Jo's. "The Final Touch" is a Captain original.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:22 No.5935730
    >>5935711

    They do highlights and shading differently, other than that they're kinda similar.

    Not a bad thing, I like both, and can still tell both apart.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:23 No.5935733
    >>5935693
    Pretty sure Jo IS the nerfnow guy, and its Captain that he got permission to use that style from.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:23 No.5935735
    >>5935725

    Now you're just making shit up, spambot. And to think, you used to try.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:24 No.5935747
    I've only been collecting for about a year or so now.
    Before I take an interest in a drawfag, I know very little about them.
    This thread has been informative.

    And Jo, I eagerly await your picture.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 09/20/09(Sun)06:25 No.5935751
    Yeah, Jo IS the nerfnow guy.

    And nerfnow is awful, i think we can all agree on this one.

    Not saying that what he has become now, a fa/tg/uy, is a bad thing. I mean, he did make amusing threads and put some more effort into his art.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:26 No.5935757
    There is a prominent green Jo on my nerfnow page tab. on the romance part, we are all so ronrey or we wouldn't be here on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:27 No.5935772
    >>5935747

    Yeah, I think I'm going to stop dumping Eve's stuff and wait for Jo to come back, even if he doesn't mind the content, if I keep posting it might end up stealing the thunder from the picture he's making. Nothing worse than working hard on a pic for a while only to come back and have it ge lost in a sea of someone else's pics.
    >> Agouri !!Q+SCob6iFc6 09/20/09(Sun)06:28 No.5935776
    >>5935757

    Yeah, just saw it down there, Josue.
    WELL, CARRY ON THEN, KEEP MAKING YOUR DRAWINGS BETTER AND MAKE MORE ENTERTAINING THREADS
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:28 No.5935778
    >>5935751
    After investigating NerfNow... I kinda like it.
    I mean, the stuff he's done here is a little bit better drawn, but I like his NerfNow.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:31 No.5935797
    >>5935757

    You know... I never noticed that before. For some reason I always thought it was a face, or something...

    You're not bad about the pics I dumped, are you? I could probably delete them if you like.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:31 No.5935800
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    >>5935747

    If you like cute stuff like what Jo draws, do some research into Captain and Cap-tan. Captain predates Jo, and there was a bit of overlap between their work as Captain has been winding down while Jo has been winding up. Their work is very similar, and Jo suffers from a reputation of being a watered-down copycat of Captain, chiefly due to the whole engie-tan ordeal.

    For the most part, people who hate Jo do so because of this infamy from which he has difficulty escaping.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:33 No.5935814
    >>5935757
    Well I consider this an Update. I shall faithfully hold my position until you are ready to unveil your newest creation.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:33 No.5935815
    >>5935800
    >people who hate Jo
    How can you find enough time in your day to hate something so silly, he just draws cute things.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:34 No.5935819
    >>5935814
    I'm not jo, I was referring to mah browser
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:36 No.5935827
    >>5935819

    Oh, dammit.
    >> Devilock 09/20/09(Sun)06:37 No.5935834
    >>5935751
    >nerfnow guy
    WHAT
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:38 No.5935838
    >>5935819
    DAMN! Oh well. I'll still wait for another hour. 6 hours of sleep is enough.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:44 No.5935863
    >>5935838
    You sure are devoted Collector
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:44 No.5935871
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    >>5935815

    A few reasons.

    One, there are people who hate Captain, too. They either hate cute shit, or they just hated the explosive popularity of Cap-tan. Some people are just insecure.

    Because Jo started drawing Engie-tan shortly after Captain drew engie-tan comics and posted them on 4chan. Word is, Jo asked Captain for permission to draw TF2 fanart using the engie-tan character, and Captain gave it, but whether it's true or not doesn't really matter. The people just see one artist posting drawings of a character, then another similar artist with a simpler artstyle drawing the same character. It just came off the wrong way, as if Jo were trying to steal Captain's thunder. It would be like if someone other than Player One started drawing Animal Crossing comics in Player One's style.

    But that's just how public opinion goes. You can't please everybody, and even if you don't agree with the reasons specifically, there are always going to be people who hate stuff and they're going to have reasons for it.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:47 No.5935895
    >>5935863
    Meh. I've waited this long, what's a little longer?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:48 No.5935900
    >>5935895
    Probably just giving you blue balls
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)06:50 No.5935916
    >>5935900
    ... OH YEAH! We ARE waiting for Porn, aren't we?
    HAHA That makes me laugh.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:51 No.5935927
    >>5935900

    No reason for Blue Balls with what I've posted.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:56 No.5935963
    Just to say I am alive
    inking
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:56 No.5935966
    >>5935916
    So... you were waiting for porn... then forgot it was porn you are waiting for...
    So this whole time you were just waiting for a picture from a drawfag you like?
    Damn Collector. That's hardcore.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)06:58 No.5935981
    >>5935963
    Alive? No! I think you are a zombie or ghoul!
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)07:00 No.5935994
    >>5935963
    Glad I stayed up!
    >>5935966
    ... As opposed to... what? Just leaving? To hell with that!
    >>5935981
    Wait to turn undead until AFTER he delivers the goods!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:02 No.5936011
    >>5935963

    O GOD, JO'S ALIVE.

    Glee, can't wait to see what he made.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:03 No.5936027
    >>5935963
    >>5935981
    >>5936011

    samefag. get the fuck out, we dont like your work
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:05 No.5936041
    get the fuck out.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)07:05 No.5936043
    >>5936027
    My friend... I have been sitting here at my computer for almost... what, 2 hours?, waiting for this picture.
    To say I do not like his work... You make me sad.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:08 No.5936070
    >>5935871
    This is only half of the story
    There is another little know half few people know...

    Think a bit, thats a lot of anger there for just some random scribbles wont you agree?

    "Hell hath no fury no fury like a woman scorned"
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:09 No.5936083
    >>5936070
    Jo's ex trolls him on /tg/ in the morning?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:09 No.5936090
    >>5936041
    >>5936027

    Counter-samefag.

    I as far as I know, those were 3 posts by 3 different people. It's at least 2, because I posted >>5936011
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:11 No.5936103
    >>5936083
    LOL no, no ex
    Well, not I know

    But think a bit.. what Jo usually draw?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:11 No.5936106
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    >>5936070

    All the hate towards Captain and Jo are all from women who are angry that their drawings are snatching away the affections of all the fat nerdy guys?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:11 No.5936110
    >>5936103

    Pictures.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:12 No.5936124
    >>5936103
    is this an original character do not steal over the cultist?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:14 No.5936134
    >>5936103
    Awesome hips?
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)07:22 No.5936205
    Just a little longer...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:23 No.5936214
    >>5936205
    that's what she said
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:26 No.5936233
    >>5936224
    ... I doubt that, but its a plausible theory at 5:30 AM.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:26 No.5936234
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    >>5936106

    Imagine you are a fat yaoi fangirl of TF2 and see your sausage fest turned in MOE girls with skimpy clothes? What is your reaction?

    You hate it.. with the force of thousand suns.

    Most of Jo haters are fat yaoi TF2 fangirls which hate Jo because he draw something they will never be - adorable women.

    Proof - http://www.tf2chan.net/lol/

    Pic related - it's what these girls like
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:31 No.5936269
    Is 4chan crapping out for anyone else?
    >> Devilock 09/20/09(Sun)07:32 No.5936274
    I thought the other guy was "cap-tan" over on /i/, not Captain...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:33 No.5936285
    >>5936269

    It's slow as balls for me, or at least this server is.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:34 No.5936298
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    >>5936274

    Captain is the artist. He drew a rule 63'd version of himself and named the product Cap-tan.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)07:35 No.5936299
    >>5936285
    well as long as I get this picture...
    >> Jo 09/20/09(Sun)07:36 No.5936311
    Just final touches now
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:37 No.5936319
    >>5936103
    >LOL no, no ex
    >Well, not I know

    >But think a bit.. what Jo usually draw?

    that is jo isn't it? The randomly dropped words from typing too fast makes it seem likely
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:38 No.5936320
    >>5936311

    Watch it be a 1000x1000 of our beloved ascii lion

    :3
    >> Devilock 09/20/09(Sun)07:38 No.5936322
    >>5936298
    What's that sound?

    It's the sound of enlightenment

    Thank you for that. The confusion was bugging me for a while.
    I'm a lot like Collector, saving everything I enjoy to appropriate categories (/i/ for instance has its own folder), but the files are not as organized or appropriately named.
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)07:40 No.5936337
    >>5936322
    Archivists Unite!
    >>5936311
    Oh thank god, I'm so tired!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:42 No.5936353
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    >>5936322

    I got my info from Encyclopedia Dramatica and a little bit of lurking in Cap-tan repost threads on /b/ as I arrived too late on 4chan. The drawfag craze was already dead by the time I showed up. Not sure where you can go to learn more myself.
    >> Devilock 09/20/09(Sun)07:45 No.5936383
    >>5936353
    I remember glancing at /b/ one in a few times (not blind yet) and saw that same grainy quality, some female figure yakking to /b/tards like a drawn camwhore.
    I assume it to be a Captain fiasco given the matching style. Not sure what I saw.
    Didn't go back, what with all the racism and CP.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:45 No.5936388
    >>5935411
    Sweet. It is the duty of every owner to tend to their catgirl when they are ins eason.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:50 No.5936437
    >>5936383
    just about everyone STARTS in /b/ but once they leave they never go back.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:50 No.5936438
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    >>5936388

    You sound as though you may be interested in a little eroge called Wanko to Kurasou.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:51 No.5936449
    >>5936438
    tits don't look big enough
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:53 No.5936465
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    >>5936449

    The catgirl has a serviceable rack.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:53 No.5936467
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    >>5936337
    Now we both can rest

    So... the kittens are safe or not?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:55 No.5936486
    >>5936467

    ON MY WAAAAAAY!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:55 No.5936494
    >>5936467
    thats getting spammed
    >> Devilock 09/20/09(Sun)07:55 No.5936496
    >>5936467
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> The Collector !EXVlxJM9Rg 09/20/09(Sun)07:56 No.5936503
    >>5936467
    Very impressive Jo.
    And the kittens are only safe because I am way to god damned tired to do anything.
    >> Devilock 09/20/09(Sun)07:57 No.5936508
    >>5936437
    Started in /d/ and then /s/ actually. It wasn't /d/ickgirls back then, it was everything else /h/ didn't have.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)07:59 No.5936531
    >>5936467
    I'd fake a speech impediment to fit in and commit a heresy against the Emperor by capturing it for the Chaos gods, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)08:03 No.5936568
    >>5936503
    My work here is done...
    /cloak
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)08:25 No.5936774
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    Wow...

    Were the drawfags /tg/ had always this good and full of fanservice?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)09:02 No.5937093
    Off and on. They can get as protective of their faggotry as any neckbeard with a model they've spent whatever amount of time on.
    >> Leibowitz 09/20/09(Sun)10:52 No.5937913
    Good morning. Groovy, looks like the thread is still active and Jo what is this where are her pants



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