I don't get it.

>>5993054
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel

lol Grendal is Dark Heresy character.

>>5993077
Dark Heresy Canon, not character...

>>5993014
Oh, cool, a RH prewi-

HOLY SHIT GRENDEL IS CANON!

I don't believe this.

MARVELOUS

>>5993187
http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_news.asp?eidn=817

It's right there on their website. Towards the bottom.

Good Lord . . .

EXEMPLARY

YES.

I remember that some really high-up in the Dark Heresy creation team browsed /tg/ and actually talked to LordLicorice about making an official character generator, but I think I just jizzed myself.

And people thought gaming companies didn't pay attention to their fanbase. Ha!

>>5993132
FUCK YES!

How the fuck did this happen?!

WHO IS THE INSIDER?!

>>5993231
About half of the DH dev-team.

>>5993205

STILL not believing it.
Not really.
Someone in a position of power on that website is trolling.
If this were April 1st it would be more understandable, but internet pranks have been known to happen all year round.

it wont open properly for me. i keep getting a bunch of blocks and other gibberish. can some one pleas copypaste it?

From the Journals of Inquisitor Vownus Kaede, 5.304.722.M41
I have stumbled upon a remarkable account that describes an individual of great interest. His
name is Adept Castus Grendel. The reports I have gathered indicate that Adept Grendel is
in the service of Inquisitor Vogen...a most unimaginative colleague. What grasped my attention is
that there are several reports from Vogen that describe Adept Grendel’s survival against staggering
odds. Beginning with some cult activity on Scintilla and ending with an explosive battle on the
Hive World of Cantus against both daemons and aliens, this Grendel has prevailed where many
others would not.
I am no Thorian, but I know that Vogen is a follower of those teachings. Perhaps he is
grooming this Adept, watching his progress and waiting to see the Emperor’s hand revealed in this
Adept’s unlikely prowess.
However, I have discovered that Vogen’s acolyte has drawn attention from other quarters as
well, including Rykehuss... and my informants tell me that Rykehuss is convinced that the only
explanation for the Adepts continued survival is that the acolyte is in league with the very forces
he is sent to confront! Furthermore, he claims the conflicts surrounding this Adept were all
engineered for the very purpose of deceiving the Inquisition and distracting the Ordos from far more
important matters. Although this sort of short-sightedness is typical of Rykehuss, in this instance I
feel some caution is warranted.
I possess a pict-capture of Adept Grendel, sent to me by one of my agents. In the image,
Grendel is accompanied by an Adepta Sororitas, but this Battle Sister does not match any
known profile of the local Convent. This false Sister, then, may be guiding this Adept Grendel...
or pulling the puppet strings herself. I have dispatched my own Throne Agents to investigate. I
must know the truth, if only to frustrate the efforts of Rykehuss one last time!

>>5993014
Oh gods. What if they use the actual fanart from the Grendel threads? Some of it really was rather well draw, and I could see the OP's pic as a black and white pic-capture from a stealth-skull...

Sweet Mother of God!

This is amazing!

>>5993241

Doesn't /tg/ depress them?

>>5993251
>>5993282

Ross Watson, senior game editor, has posted on /tg/ before. He said he loves reading our writefaggotry.

I hope they give credit where credit is due in the book. I don't know, maybe a little blurb way in the back thanking 'anonymous players helping the dev team develop multiple ideas in this book to full fruition.'

>>5993286

I'm sure there's gonna be a wink and a nudge somewhere.

ARCHIVE OUR MOMENT OF TRIUMPH!

Ross, you lovable scamp, I loled heartily~

Grendel thread for anyone looking for a direct link:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3856783/

>>5993296
'Unusual happenings happen every day in the life of an acolyte of the inquistion, but in the Teegee system, one Adept by the name of Grendal has shown astonishingly inhuman levels of luck...'

>>5993285
I ROLL TO DISBELIEVE

>>5993317

If they mention anything from the Tiji sector I think /tg/ will jizz itself into a coma.

>>5993318

Ask LordLicorice about their emails back and forth.

OH GOD WHAT

HOLY SHIT ON A POGO STICK

Bravo, /tg/.

BRAVO

THIS IS TOO AWESOME FOR LOWERCASE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Glorious. Just fuckin glorious. :D

Fucking.

Stupid.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum
>A sufficiently established franchise is indistinguishable from Fan Fic.

>>5993393
FUCK YOU

GO /tg/

IT IS OUR MOMENT OF GLORY.

LET'S FUCKING PARTY.

I believe it is settled.

Grendel should be the 6M GET.

>>5993415
Notihng should be 6m GET.

GETs are boring.

Not even a warhams fan and I'm impressed.

WHAT'S GOING ON, ADOBE READER SHAT ITSELF AND I CAN'T READ IT

Grendel the Adept is a perfect example of a good thing turning bad. The first instance, sure maybe, everyone gets lucky... Then, it became a vast sprawling story of fanwank as Grendel got Chuck Norrised.

Now, he shows up in a Dark Heresy book. This is not a good thing. It speaks poorly of the writers.

I... I... fuck yes.

Fuck yes.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

40kfags.

>>5993434
THIS JUST IN GERNDEL IS THE NEW CHUCK NORRIS

Now we need a www.grendelfacts.com

As a side note, grendel was always bullshit. Just like Sameo's paladin

I hope this thread gets archived, to preserve the memory of /tg/ contributing to anything on a larger scale.

Next stop: pic related.

Posting in historical thread!

...mother of god.

AWESOME.

>>5993487
so it has bloomed ;_;

>>5993460
#1 Grendel was the Grendel mentioned in Beowulf...AND Beewulf.
#2 Grendel's cum cures cancer. At least, that's what the cancer patients keep trying to tell me.
#3 Grendel is what the tyranids are fleeing from.

>>5993501
Grendel was born during an Exterminatus of his home planet. He was the only one to survive.

>>5993519

The weapon that caused the Exterminatus?

Grendel's birth.

>>5993501
#4 Grendel is your father

Grendel is High Gothic for exterminatus.

>Chuck Norris jokes with Grendel
ugh...

The reason Grendel used a knife on the daemon was that it is illegal to show his favored weapon in public.

>>5993538

Exterminatus IS a High Gothic word you idiot.

And yeah, Chuck Norris jokes? Stop that.

Holy SHIT, this is all kinds of awesome!

The Emperor is already dead.

Grendel is the Emperor reborn.

This calls for a party:

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

>>5993565
Go back to bed Russ, you're drunk.

>>5993565

I know that the Horo body gets awfully enthusiastic during parties, but I'm sure you'd need a few more orifices for ALL of us to fit in at once, Russ.

>>5993565
Hey Russ, take your shirt off.

>>5993565
Lube smoothies are on me today!

The only reason Grendel is still an acolyte is that enemies would run if he was inquisitor.

>>5993574
Russ is always drunk.

>>5993581
I lol'd

Slaanesh is waiting for Grendel to call back, before Khorne goes to bed, he checks under his skull throne for Grendel, Grendel gave Nurgle a bath, and Grendel outplanned Tzeentch.

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS AWESOME!

This is like a whole new level of /tg/ getting shit done.

Is in a thread with toxic levels of win.

The secret of the Dark Angels is that they once ate Grendel's lunch when it was in the fridge. They've been covering it up ever since.

So how much exactly does a Sister in power armor weigh?

Because that is some manly lower back strength he's showing there.

Ursarkar Creed learned how to infiltrate anything, any time, anywhere, by carefully studying Grendel's movements.

Holy shit I think I'm gonna buy this

People killed by Grendel aren't recorded as murders- they're recorded as suicides.

Grendel has borrowed a book from the black library for the past ten thousand years. they haven't dared charge him late fees.

Grendel can inseminate a woman by looking at her hard.

Awesome stuff ITT

For fuck's sakes, the whole Chuck Norris thing was an insult.

Grendel beat the Emperor in an arm wrestling match.

Grendel is both missing primarchs.

Grendel's glare counts as a lance battery for damage.

>>5993580
>>5993576
>>5993575
>>5993574
Oh you guys...

I am pleased at this development.

>>5993669
>Grendel beat the Emperor in an arm wrestling match.
Hey, man.
Humiliating quadriplegics isn't funny.

Once, Grendel sack tapped Leman Russ. Leman Russ asked him to do it again.

Orks instinctively recognize Grendel as their boss on sight.

Grendel spit in the Eye of Terror.

TEARS OF JOY

TEARS OF JOY I SAY

MARVELOUS!

>Grendel Chuck Norris jokes
No.
>Congratulating /tg/ for something of theirs becoming canon
Yes.

>>5993680
No,you can see his arm laying there in some pictures.

Khorne sacrifices blood and skulls to Grendel.

HEY /tg/!!! I'm really happy for you and Im'ma let you finish but /b/ has the best parties of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!

Even if Grendel was made up, it was entertaining and inspiring. Stop being whiny little bitches just because nobody gives a shit about YOUR character.

Grendel is recognized as a planet by the Administratum, his cheif exports being pain.

One time, a greater daemon of khorne threatened to eat Grendel. Grendel showed the daemon his knife, and the daemon proceeded to eat itself as that would be a less painful way to die

Grendel drinks promethium to quell heart burn.

>>5993701

I can clearly make out Stephen Hawking's arms in most pics of him.

Doesn't mean I'd laugh if someone were to go up to him and do the "stop hitting yourself" thing.

It's like the Christmas I never had!

Grendel never "gets laid"; rather "laid gets Grendel."

Grendel once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

There are no disabled people. Only people that have met Grendel.

I still wonder what happened to Benedicta, (erstwhile?) cultist of Khorne.

Freaken awesome /tg

>>5993734
She's in Grendel's harem, recuperating after getting Grendeled (Trade Mark Pending).

Grendel is Kharn's commissar.

Grendel outflanked Creed.

Grendel planned for Eldrad.

Grendel tapped Macha.

Grendel's bigger than Ghazkull.

Grendel is Cultist-chan's object of worship.

And GrendelISSTANDINGRIGHTBEHINDYOU!

>>5993746
Grendeled. I like that. I like that good. It even rhymes with mangled, so it will go well in the epic I am writing about Grendel's life.

>Resurgence of Chuck Norris jokes.

>>5993759
and there is someone behind him..

it looks like.. marbo?

OHGODHEHASADETPA- *KABOOM!*

The Eldar made Slaanesh when they came upon seeing Grendel.

The tyranids aren't trying to eat the galaxy. They're trying to get Grendel's leftovers.

Grendel counts as having three close combat weapons with rending on the tabletop.

Absolutely fantastic.

Lets try to get DJ Phylactery into the next D&D book. That'd be fantabulous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig

...OF THE WOOOOOOORLD!!

lol, op shooped Grendel onto a random page.

Pretty fuckin' cool, but obviously fake.

>>5993800
>Lets try to get DJ Phylactery into the next D&D book.
So... continue making GOOD lich rapping threads and hope for good writefaggots, also hope for a WotC employee with writing assignments to read it?

>>5993810
You're a fucking idiot, you know that?

>>5993804
That's good..but here is better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY

>>5993014
Well this is awesome

Grendel requests for this thread! And let me get the other grendel sketches I have.

If you want a list of Grendel's enemies, just check the extinct species list.


Grendel has never blinked in his entire life. Never.


Grendel doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.


If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Grendel.

>>5993821

>>5993828

Posting in a party thread.

Grendel doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Grendel tells it to.

Grendel only masturbates to pictures of Grendel.

Grendel frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Grendel killed Lucius, permanently. He just thought it was funny.

I heard there was a party in here.

I brought chips (don't worry, they're still sealed)

Holy.
Shit

>>5993820

Alright you win, chum.

But never mind that, GRENDEL IS CANON, HIGH FIVES, ALL AROUND!

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

If Grendel is late, time better slow the fuck down

Grendel sleeps with a night light. Not because Grendel is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Grendel.

Grendel can touch MC Hammer.

Faptau got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Grendel got an award for masturbating in public.

When Grendel had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.


Grendel once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.


Grendel once kicked a baby elephant into puberty


Multiple people have died from Grendel giving them the finger.

What's this about a party?

>>5993844
I BROUGHT THE FIREWORKS.

>>5993884
I think Russ already passed out.

I just called my friend, and told him about this. He was eating. When he stood up, he knocked over his chair and yelled, "THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!"
I could hear the silence of the dining hall after that, through the phone.

>>5993884
Some nice young lady claiming to be a Primarch is going to throw a party

>>5993836
Also, Benadicta was my inspiration to the Sororitas I always post in draw threads.

>>5993862
We all win bro. Grendel is cannon.

>>5993889
STILL HERE!

>>5993884
We're having one

>>5993903
Moar catgirls.

>>5993914
ಠ_ಠ

Well, I found my shitscribbles, and Beowulf looks like shit.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Grendel's nutsack.

Whenever Grendel goes on a ship through the warp, it's always ahead of schedule. The warp knows better than to fuck with Grendel.

The reason that Malal is gone from Warhammer is because he stepped on Grendel's shoe.

Grendel didn't like LCB's ending, and rewrote it so that he'd kill LIIVI and fuck Taldeer. It was so good, it ascended off the internet.

Grendel never rolls less than 4. EVER.

Grendel gives girls -4 STR.

If you can see Grendel, he can see you. If you can't see Grendel you may be only seconds away from death.

>>5993927
shitscribbles for the shitscribbles throne!

>>5993914
/spess AIDS

Grendel doesn't sleep.

He waits.

>>5993976

More like WINscribbles! Besides, anything with Grendel in it couldn't possibly be shit.

Cheers mate!

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Grendel has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

>>5993985
hopefully that gets rid of that annoyance, somebody pass me a bear.

Grendel once passed a kidney stone to see what it would be like.

That kidney stone is what we now call Jupiter.

I dont care how the benadicta story ended, as far as Im concerned she had fun times with the reasonable daemonette.

>>5994022
Here you go.

>>5994014
I have to leave soon, but I have time for one request, any requests?

>>5994022
Here you go

Aaand reposting the preview pic for archival purposes.

Grendel tried not to kill someone once.

The Emperor has for the past 40,000 years been in the Golden Throne because of that.

There are no different races.

Just the different colors that Grendel has beaten people.

Drinks for all!

be proud fellow TG, BE PROUD

...
FUCK
...
YES

Also, DH devs? You are amazing, we love you.

moar Grendel

>>5994050
>>5994055
... okay that was my own fault.

beer please

>>5994126
Catch, Gue'la!

You don't attack Grendel. You're just attacking yourself.

>>5994126
Here you go, filthy traitorous scum!

Grendel's knife is a relic to the Adepta Sororitas. His penis is a ritual cleanser.

>>5994077
Delicious

original Grendel drawfaggotry up in this

>>5993014
Mother of GOD! Grendel represented!

The Milky Way Galaxy didn't start spinning until Grendel hit it.

Grendel has an invulnerable save of 1+.

If Grendel was my dad things would be different around here

Contributing.

what is going on

>>5994267

/tg/ made a Dark Heresy Adept so awesome that it is now canon.

Grendel's beaten kharn in close combat so bad, that Grendel had to talk him back into fighting.

Chuck Norris jokes suck. Just enjoy the moment.

>>5994306

Thread needs to stay alive somehow!

Not that I'm implying the Saint Inquisitor would need people to keep his thread alive, si-

*blam*

Grendel got Nurgle to take a bath.

I DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S GOING ON?!

I'M SCARED.

I thought Grendel was a real character and all the stuff he'd been able to do had been because of ludicrously awesome rolls. That was sort of the point, wasn't it?

>>5994401
That was the idea, yes. People started to suspect the whole thing became staged after the first incident or two, but the original confrontation with the charnel daemon was legit.

>>5994372

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID

GRENDEL'S TIME IS AT HAND

I hate to leave in the middle of all this, but I want to give this to /tg/ for being awesome.

>>5994445

Far thee well drawfriend, and- OH HAHAHA, I GET IT NOW

LIVING SAINT

THE SAINT GOT CANONIZED

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I have a sudden urge to play Dark Heresy now. Anyone know a good place to find an PbP or IRC game of it?

This is what was playing in my head the entire time I was reading this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZtEci3NUQ4

Wow.. I had always hoped that this would happen, but I never thought that it would. This is awesome! FUCK YEAH GRENDEL!

Come on guys, let's get this thread archived so we can always remember this moment.

What are you waiting for?

DO IT!

>>5994580

Awesome.

You must have the strangest of dreams, by the way.

The only time Grendel ever felt pain was when he broke his foot kicking God's ass.

Archive plz

I'm glad to see something so awesome is being immortalized within something else also awesome.

Heh, I like how they also refer to the controversy in Grendel's 'distracting the Inqusition'.

go put it on the fucking wiki

The turning of a prett yinteresting and 40K-appropriate character into canon is good.

The turning of that character into an idiotic morass of inane shit by others is not.

>>5995073
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel

Horus Lupercal here. I am proud of all of you tangen/tg/enerals.

Living Saint Ordo Malleus Inquisitor Castus Grendel.

I just read the whole thing. I cried with awesome joy. ;_;

Take that, Black Library forums!

Seriously, those guys were nazis. Even linking legit /tg/ ideas would piss them off.

Posting in epic thread. Long Live Grendel!

Posting in an epix thread. Holy, shit,Grendel, hoooooooly shit.