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    97 KB Corp Quest 29 Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)00:48 No.5998191  
    Previous thread:
    >>5996027

    You send in all but six cruisers and six freighters to deal with the new threat and the swarms of shuttles rising from the bowels of the TradeStar. Almost immediately, covering fire is given as your gamma cascades bath the TradeStar in radiation. Missles are launched to eliminate the threat of the weapon batteries but there's a problem, they crash against an invisible barrier.

    Another problem follows when your assault craft, moving at full speed ahead, charge towards the TradeStar. One, two, three. Four assault craft are left and fortunately none of the more irreplacable boarders are dead. However, they're rapidly approaching the kinetic shield that three of their comrades just smashed themselves against.

    What course of action do you take, /tg/?
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)00:50 No.5998225
    >>5998191
    now would of been a good time for those k-kill ships <.<

    do the assult craft have k-sheilds? if so.. ACTIVATE THEM! also, spam kinetic weapons to try and break the sheilds asap.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)00:50 No.5998238
    >>5998191
    ITS A TRAP!

    Crap, have get those destroyers to fire EVERYTHING at those shields - lets try to move the boarding craft outta there or they will get crushed! Or wait until the shuttles try to get past the shields, then try to get through when they take the shields down to let them out.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)00:50 No.5998239
    >>5998191
    focus all kinetic weapons of our entire fleet on one spot. make a hole.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)00:52 No.5998255
    Also, can someone do me a favour and archive Thread 28?
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)00:52 No.5998258
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    Could we hyperspace jump inside the shields? If not massive bombardment from all our weapons.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)00:53 No.5998273
    >>5998191
    Kinetic shields only work against things moving at high speed, right? Well, this is why inertialess drives are great. Have the assault craft decelerate to about human walking speed or some shit and just drift through the kinetic shield.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)00:54 No.5998290
    Don't fire only Kinetic weapons, fire all those sweet weapons we stuck on those lovely ships. The more holes we put in this thing, the better. I don't want to get caught in a turkey shoot out here cause we didn't put plasma cannon holes in this thing,
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)00:54 No.5998291
    Throw everything we have at them that's kinetic. A ship that big probably has several shield systems covering different areas, so focus fire at one area. Meanwhile, continue laying on the gamma across the TradeStar. With luck, we'll hit their bridge soon.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)00:54 No.5998300
    >>5998191
    Add to this: If a freighter can hyperjump, have it jump as close as possible, dump its entire hold of metal right on top of the kinetic shield, then jump back out.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)00:55 No.5998312
    >>5998273
    that will also prevent us from going splat if thye have advance sheilds
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)00:55 No.5998319
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    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5996027/
    Archived as requested
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)00:56 No.5998336
    >Have the assault craft decelerate to about human walking speed or some shit and just drift through the kinetic shield.
    That'll leave them damned vulnerable to the TradeStar batteries. Unless we can take out virtually all the return fire...

    Fire all kinetic weapons calculated to simultaneously impact, in an effort to overload the shield.

    Fire all non-kinetic weapons at anything firing on the assault craft. We've got plenty of plasma and such... maybe we'll be able to weaken the defenders enough that our assaulters don't all go pop.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)00:57 No.5998356
    >>5998336
    Have a freighter or two dump its metal cargo as a layer of ablative armor between our ships and their guns.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)00:58 No.5998367
    >>5998273
    No. Kinetic Shields operate on a size basis.

    Hit those shields with every missile we have.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)00:59 No.5998376
    Meanwhile, have the gunboats perform strafing runs targeting weapons systems, hangars, and visible shield generators.

    Full broadside, same targets.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)00:59 No.5998389
    >>5998356
    The freighters are not here. Also, we don't want them to be here, they're our backup plan... well, one of our backup plans.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:02 No.5998437
    all missiles go kinetic, forget warheads, max speed right into ths sheilds, should we sacrifice a couple smaller ships for this as well? I'd rather not end up as smears on a sheild.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)01:03 No.5998463
    >Have a freighter or two dump its metal cargo as a layer of ablative armor between our ships and their guns.
    The freighters are far away, and they will not reveal their presence to TradeStar under any circumstances. Some of our fleet's getting away, no matter how this shakes out.

    >Add to this: If a freighter can hyperjump, have it jump as close as possible, dump its entire hold of metal right on top of the kinetic shield, then jump back out.
    None of our ships can hyperjump. We use inertialess drives as our FTL, not any form of hyperspace. Besides, the Martian horizon drives are the only ones that would function in that kind of manner, and we botched our chance at getting those when we betrayed the MSM.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:04 No.5998467
    Send some of our tiny fast drones through the kinetic shield at low speed and then have them immediately accelerate.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)01:04 No.5998473
    Have all onboard construction facilities start churning out the Expendable Multipurpose Craft to help overload the shields.

    ...Or do we not have those yet?
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:05 No.5998489
    >>5998473
    They won't be ready in time. We need to make do with what we have now. Fire everything, NOT JUST KINETIC.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)01:06 No.5998513
    You fire all guns. All Jerichos, at least.

    Your destroyers each launch one Jericho missle from every silo they possess. Forty-four missles turn into five hundred and twenty warheads, all focused on one small area. Immediately, the batteries turn to focus on them. Ten, twenty, thirty! They're being shot to pieces, but there's just too many warheads and all at once, they smash against the shield.

    The light is beautiful yet blinding, an invisible sphere suddenly becoming engulfed in fire - before flickering out of reality, leaving a weak spot, ready to be exploited. Laser batteries focus on the assault craft once more. Another one down, another one down, another one bites the dust - or not! One of thrusters is blasted off the assault craft carrying the subcontractors and it smashes straight into an enemy hanger, colliding with a Tradestar shuttle and ripping straight through. The other assault shuttle gracefully glides into a crater designed by a plasma blast, beginning to unload its synthetic cargo.

    What do you do from here?
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)01:08 No.5998547
    >>5998513

    FULL BROADSIDE.

    Then flip the Destroyer about and broadside with the other side!

    All focused on the breach.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)01:09 No.5998569
    >>5998513
    BOARD BOARD BOARD!
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)01:10 No.5998576
    >What do you do from here?
    Continue firing. If their kinetic shield is down, fire even more missiles- assuming, anyway, that we keep more than one in our tubes. If not, just blaze away with everything we do have, targeting their guns. If it can shoot us, I want it blasted apart.

    Follow up the assault craft with gunboats and salvage corvettes, and get our fighters inside their kinetic shield's radius, if it's still down.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:10 No.5998579
    >>5998513
    LUCKY DM BOSS!

    Lets get out and head for some sort of a bridge pronto.

    And that broadside will kill us too - shoot somewhere else in the ship, eh?
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:11 No.5998591
    >>5998513
    OW! FUCK! WHO THE HELL IS FLYING THIS THING?
    >it's either deal with the hard landing or die
    .... fine, I make my way off the shuttle and start tearing things appart.

    btw.... what armor am I wearing? I know the power claws are still in development but... *is confused*

    in any case, once hanger is secure, get head count, plan further from there.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)01:11 No.5998593
    Start killing anyone that resists and begin interrogating anyone for information about the bridge or main engineer is.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)01:11 No.5998600
    >>5998579

    Fine, double broadside another section of the ship.

    Maybe we can create a second breach.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:12 No.5998604
    >>5998547
    Kill the FTL on that thing, first priority.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:13 No.5998624
    >>5998513
    Fighters, get inside their shields while there's still a gap. Shred them from inside their defences.

    Meanwhile, i'm going to find someone wearing a TradeStar security uniform, and introduce them to the wonders of Lemmington Pharmaceuticals' Decontaminant Fluid.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:13 No.5998637
    >>5998513
    boarders need to get to work ASAP on disabling the weapon systems.

    also, are the salvage corvettes sent in already, or not? if not now would be a good time.

    give them everything we've got.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:13 No.5998642
    SO WE ARE INSIDE THE HANGAR! HAVE SO PEOPLE STILL ON THE CRAFT FLY THAT SHIT THROUGH THE SHIP! DESTROY IT FROM THE INSIDE!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:15 No.5998666
    >>5998642
    I like it!
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)01:15 No.5998671
    >>5998642
    No.

    Stop firing.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)01:16 No.5998686
    Someone take over the Destroyer's command for me while I go out for a short while.

    By the way, I'm thinking of christening this baby the Wrath Of The Father. In homage to our first opponents back on the planet.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)01:17 No.5998694
    Fuck, I'm always late. I gotta catch up the other threads, but I'll be here soon.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:18 No.5998706
    We need to secure where they are controlling the batteries. Take those out and we've practically won
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:18 No.5998721
    >>5998694
    Archer was secretly duct-taped to the outside of our boarding ship. There's no way he'd miss this.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:19 No.5998732
    >>5998686
    The ground team can call in support strikes I suppose.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)01:20 No.5998738
    >>5998721
    Duct tape solves all problems. It's the handyman's most important tool.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)01:20 No.5998741
    >>5998591
    You're wearing an advanced stealth suit with two integrated power blades, one gamma gun and one EMP gun. It's also been fully sealed and given an air-supply in the case of a vacuum.

    In any case, you go ahead and broadside those TradeStar bastards with all you've got, launched Jericho after Jericho after Jericho, wave upon wave of plasma, an endless river of munitions. The part of the TradeStar that you've exposed has less of a hull and more of a hideous, charred gash. Of course, there are negative effects to this as well. Dozens of drones who intended to board the ship get blown out into space, and in fact, so do two subcontractors - Supernova has a choice of who to save from drifting through space and possibly being blasted to death in the crossfire - Tenanis or Zakharov. Unless, of course, Supernova can come up with some incredible plan to save both.

    By this stage, the slow, tiny shuttles have left their hangers and have finally left the kinetic shield. While they're no match for any of your vessels in terms of speed and firepower, there are still hundreds of them and they're accelerating towards your destroyers, firing laser cannons and batteries of slugthrowers.

    Response?
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:21 No.5998759
    The command deck would be the best target, we can shut everything down from there, but it is also likely the best defended, with only 2 out of 6 assult craft we can probalby manage it, but no secondary targets.

    Right now I plan on making for engineering and having rookie here start throwing HE packs everywhere or see if we can find some important wires to cut... or smashing my face into the engineering controls, a massive ship is probably pretty delicatly balenced, I'm sure I can cause something to fail.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:22 No.5998766
    >>5998741
    Aw shit... Awesome.

    Let me see what I've got - I'll look back in the thread - post what they are wearing please.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:23 No.5998786
    >>5998741
    Shoot Tenanis in such a fashion as to knock him into Zakharov and then the both of them into the ship.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)01:24 No.5998789
    >>5998766
    You have whatever specialized suit you requested. They each have advanced stealth suits, with personal kinetic shields, power blades, EMP gun and gamma gun.
    Zakharov's a scientist.
    Tenanis a security guard and combatant.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)01:24 No.5998792
    Couldn't I grab wreckage and start throwing them in a vector away from the Tradestar ship as to get velocity towards the ship? Alternately am I armed with an sort of weapon that fires projectiles of any sort? Or could I grab onto a shuttle and open it up and gain control?
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:25 No.5998796
    Having melted a security man, i'd like to take a platoon of drones and make for the center areas of the ship. My Power Blade should make that a lot easier.

    Protip: Doors are for losers. Power Blades are for winners. Same goes for elevators.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:25 No.5998802
    >>5998766
    well their making their mind up, I whip out my blades and try to dig them into something, not an immedite fix but... atleast I should be able to wait out the decompression.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)01:26 No.5998812
    >>5998741
    EMP the shuttles. Stop firing on the TradeStar, then turn on our laser shields and use missiles to finish off those shuttles that are still working.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)01:27 No.5998824
    >By this stage, the slow, tiny shuttles have left their hangers and have finally left the kinetic shield. While they're no match for any of your vessels in terms of speed and firepower, there are still hundreds of them and they're accelerating towards your destroyers, firing laser cannons and batteries of slugthrowers.
    As the main target is no longer much of a threat, and apparently friendly fire is becoming an issue, divert all fire to the shuttles. Use our superior mobility to remain at long range and keep moving, so that there's minimal chance they'll be able to overwhelm our shields with massed fire. Since they're not cloaked and we are, the accuracy of our weapons should lean heavily in our favor. Take advantage of this to systematically slaughter them all with whatever armament is most convenient.

    If they begin to successfully focus fire on any given ship, have it pull back before its shields fail.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)01:27 No.5998827
    >>5998792
    You can try it - but chances are that you might be shredded in the crossfire still.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:27 No.5998829
    >>5998741
    use our mobility to our advantage. keep moving, stay out of their range and pick them off with our superior long-range weaponry.

    aim AOE weapons where they're thickest. be on the lookout for any advanced ships amongst the shuttles.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:27 No.5998840
    We also should be gravying the TradeStar ship about now. I somehow doubt they're expecting that.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)01:27 No.5998841
    >>5998789
    Grab Zakharov, he's more valuable.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:30 No.5998881
    I KNEW it was smart to bring that gravity snatcher.

    >>5998789
    Wait, why the hell did an unarmed scientist come with us?

    >>5998786
    Shooting them isn't going to work in a vacuum. And not with a Pulse Laser.

    Ok, I'm going to try to snag Zakharov with the gravity snatcher while anchoring myself in with claws. Do we have any satchel charges - can you list their explosive types if we have them? And we wouldn't happen to have any rope, eh?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:30 No.5998885
    >>5998841
    seconded. after the battle we'll see if we can salvage what's left of Tenanis. maybe we can make him into robocop.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)01:31 No.5998894
    >They each have advanced stealth suits, with personal kinetic shields, power blades, EMP gun and gamma gun.
    I'm pretty sure that our hyper stealth suits also have jump jets. Or do those not work in space?
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:31 No.5998900
    >>5998802
    You do that - its too bad we can't magnetize our armor to stay grounded.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)01:32 No.5998916
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    >>5998881
    Those computers won't hack themselves and being able to disable the ship from the inside is the easiest way to do things.
    And remember mostly unarmed.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)01:33 No.5998919
    Again, we want this ship's FTL gone. And its comms. The less chance TradeStar knows exactly what went down here, the better.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:34 No.5998934
    >>5998881
    *fading into distance*
    FUUUUuuuuuuuuu-

    >>5998885
    actually, that would be awsome, but... nah, I'd rather not have to die first.

    anyways, after some hearty cursing of whoever designed this suit without thrusters... see if I can vent some of my air (preferably the bad air) to re angle myself towards the TS ship. I don't care where I land on the ship, anywhere is good. I'll just cut my way in when I'm there...
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:35 No.5998953
    >>5998919
    Do we know where any of that is? If we brought any copies of Samson70, this'd be a good time to jack him into the ship and figure out where we need to go...

    (unless i can preform the same function, which i doubt.)
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:35 No.5998954
    >>5998934
    Sorry mate, I thought of jumping out, grabbing Zarkov physically, then trying to snag you with the gun, but then we'd all be stuck out there.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)01:35 No.5998960
    Tenanis sinks his blades into the metal he is standing upon, so that he is not sucked out into space - but he forgets the power fields that his blades possess. Immediately, the metal disintegrates and he is sweeped away anyway by the decompression, while Zakharov is snatched up by the gravity snatcher of Supernova.
    You did not bring any satchel charges, but you have eight spy drones, each of which act as high-powered plasma bombs.

    The shuttles buzz along at snail's pace compared to even the slowest of your ships, firing away with their metal slugger, millions of armour-piercing bullets rattling against the hull of your destroyers - after all, you disabled the kinetic shield to fire those missles. Meanwhile, the lasers are simply absorbed by the energy field without a problem.

    Slowly, your others ships are also falling to the shuttle swarms - two, three fighters and one salvage corvette.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:36 No.5998974
    >>5998960
    now, you see, if I had my close combat armor this wouldn't be an issue! no one bothers to explain these 'energy fields' to me, SCIENCE NONSENSE!
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)01:38 No.5998995
    >>5998953
    Subprocessor 625 is being accompanied by Samson 70 as you hack through the various panels and doors and elevators, charging through the wrecked corridors, with hundreds of dead corpses just lying there, heavily irradiated by the gamma. Of course, there are various signs pointing here and there - engine room, hangars, communications, bridge, dormitories, etc.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:38 No.5998999
    >>5998960
    Get our kinetic shields up as well - can we fire plasma weapons through both layers of shields?

    We need to get to compressed compartments or we never are going to get inside - can we blast a hole through the deck of the hangar (cause more decompression) or is this hangar going to self-seal.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:38 No.5999004
    >>5998960
    Use our Freeman Cannon to start smacking those shuttles into each other.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:39 No.5999022
    >>5998995
    I'll head off to the engine room - gonna try to disable the FTL drive from the inside.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:39 No.5999026
    >>5998960
    see
    >>5998829

    fall back outside shuttle range, pick them off with long-range weapons, rinse, repeat until all shuttles are dead.

    does that salvage corvette still have drones left? if so it should charge the mothership.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:40 No.5999046
    >>5999026
    seriously, why are our ships just sitting there while the slow-ass shuttles catch up to us? move move MOVE.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:41 No.5999062
    >>5999022
    I'll send S70 to the comms array, with orders to trash everything.

    Myself, i'll head towards the bridge. I have a little bone to pick with Mr. Garrish.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)01:41 No.5999066
    >>5998999
    Plasma does work through both.

    Also, it's up to you how you respond to the situation. Unfortunately, you three landed in the smashed up hangar while 625 and Samson landed in an almost decompressed little crater.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:41 No.5999073
    >>5999046
    Yeah, lets shift them to another side of the station - outrun those shuttles.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)01:41 No.5999082
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    I'll want to head to computer mainframe or Main engineering to hack in and/or disable anything necessary. Hopefully the 2 synths can disable any automated defenses that may come up.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:42 No.5999091
    >>5999062
    (dammit, dammit, dammit, why do i never complete a plan until after i've hit the enter button?)

    Also, i'll split my drone complement with S70. If it's relevant, numbers would be nice.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)01:42 No.5999093
    >after all, you disabled the kinetic shield to fire those missles
    Bloody hell, I'd rather assumed that we turn the shields off ONLY when actively firing missiles, then we turn them back on again. If that isn't standard operating procedure, it should be. Keep blasting the shuttles, and if they keep hitting our armor it's because we're not maneuvering fast enough! We should be running circles around these guys, and not letting them get a lock of any sort.

    >Slowly, your others ships are also falling to the shuttle swarms - two, three fighters and one salvage corvette.
    The fighters and gunboats can continue to engage the shuttles. The corvettes should be landing on the TradeStar and deploying additional boarders.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:43 No.5999102
    "so, this hose leads to my helmate, so it's probably my air. probably don't want to cut it next to my head, that would be bad... damn these science... things...
    "wait, isn't the ship's sheild still up? I wonder where that is, if I hit it I should be able to jump off it and back towards the ship.
    "though i remember something about small slow objects just pass through them, but the missiles still struck them so... but they were fast, DAMNIT! should keep me safeish anyways.
    "Back to the air, the pipe leads down to this back pack.. thingy. but this is probably the air, power and everything. What the hell powers these suits anyways? goddamnit, where are the controls on this thing anyways?"
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:44 No.5999127
    >>5999066
    Hrm - is the area fully decompressed yet (safe to walk/drift around without being sucked outside) - can you describe exits to the hangar or where we are in relation to? Can we move our ship against the floor of the hangar (compressed inside?) and then burn through its hull and the floor of the hangar with plasma to create a molten seal?
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)01:44 No.5999135
    >>5999073
    Do it. Also, I assume that LP is bugging out? Send a quick word to the S70 instance running planetside to make sure to loot 'n plunder anything they weren't able to get offworld within ten minutes.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)01:45 No.5999146
    TAG, I'M IN!

    So what's the situation? We're on the TS ship and all their shuttles are fucking up our ships?

    Get to the bridge. Fast as fuck.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)01:45 No.5999147
    >Do it. Also, I assume that LP is bugging out? Send a quick word to the S70 instance running planetside to make sure to loot 'n plunder anything they weren't able to get offworld within ten minutes.
    That's somewhat premature. If we successfully take this ship, they might not have to leave at all, and then it would be quite rude of us to take their things.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:45 No.5999150
    >>5999135
    they're probably just watching, now. I doubt they've gone far. they probably expect to go back should we actually win.

    it would be impolite to loot their bases right away.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)01:46 No.5999172
    Did we ever make any super fast escape ships?
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)01:46 No.5999174
    >>5999147
    If they've already started bugging out, they probably aren't going to hang around in the warzone to see who's going to win.

    And obviously we don't make with the looting and plundering until we're sure they won't know that we're doing it.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:46 No.5999182
    >>5999172
    No, but we have 12 ships waiting on the other side of the planet.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:48 No.5999219
    >>5999172
    Your best bet to board is to try to dock on any remaining boarding ships. If we have any left.

    Otherwise PLEASE coordinate this attack - we are just sitting still and its annoying me.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)01:48 No.5999225
    >>5999182
    What were the stats for those?
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:49 No.5999243
    >>5999225
    7 Freighters and a handful of cruisers to guard them.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)01:50 No.5999264
    Guys, general plan: get kinetic shields back up, use Freeman Cannons to turn TradeStar shuttles into a giant spacegoing katamari, then use the resulting chunk of metal as a shield to let our big ships get close to the TradeStar without getting shot to pieces.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:50 No.5999270
    >>5999225
    6 Mk1 Cruisers, 6 Mk1 Freighters.
    If we lose the main fight, that's the fleet that's got backups and brain-burns for anyone who made them, plus anyone not active in the fight. It's one of the backup plans.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)01:51 No.5999280
    One of your destroyers is only mildly peppered with those rounds, while the other has recieved a rather nasty dose of anti-armour to a broadside, practically ruining the majority of the weaponry present there. That doesn't stop it from being a threat, however. It races around the shuttle swarm, firing salvo after salvo of plasma, engulfing the pathetic, tiny ships in bursts of energy while the other uses its prow weapons - the gravity snatchers, the hyperweapons that you have yet to use. Almost immediately, tens - no, over a hundred shuttles are drawn towards the destroyer. Faster and faster, accelerating and accelerating, speeding towards it like angry mosquitoes charging towards their latest victim, like--
    It doesn't matter. One after another, they all smash into the kinetic shield as it reactivates, covering the front of it with a warm glow.

    More and more drones are deposited in the ship by your salvage corvettes, who immediately begin to eliminate any opposite present inside of the ship.

    Samson 70 calls out over comms, ironically to inform you that enemy communications have been disabled.
    625 arrives at a sealed bridge door and hears an enraged Harry screaming orders at his underlings from behind it.
    Dozens of engineers are found in the engine room, desperately trying to repair damage that has been caused. At the sight of Zakharov, Supernova and the various drones that accompany them, they scream and rush to grab weaponry, firing at them with whatever they pick up.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:51 No.5999289
    *on radio*
    "can anyone hear me?
    "anyone?

    "damnit, of all the ways to die I atleast want to be able to face my enamy... not be randomly vaped in crossfire... Note to self, if I live through this, kill supernova. well.. throw them out into space for a bit anyways. preferably right in front of a comet or something...

    "AND WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE CONTROLS FOR THIS *explitives removed... trust me, even 4chan wouldn't be cool with these words* SUIT!"
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:53 No.5999361
    >>5999280
    Ah, I guess we got teleported to the engine room. Works for me. I send in all my Plasma Bomb drones and then activate my cloaking - I'm here to wreck this place - lets slag it. After my Plasma bomb drones go off, I'll charge with my power blades.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:54 No.5999364
    >>5999280
    I would like to cut through bulkheads to get about 15 meters to my right, then charge the bridge from there. I'll leave 1/5th of my drones to knock on the door when i give them the signal.

    if my drones have power blades, i'll send another 2/5th 15 meters to the left to mimic my plan. This should be one hell of a flanking maneuver.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)01:54 No.5999366
    >>5999280
    Give them one chance to surrender and possibly get off this ship alive.

    If they don't drop the guns and raise the hands, then try using nonlethal on these pathetic bastards if we've got it.

    If that's not an option, then just kill them all and blow the room to pieces.

    My recommendations over our comms, at least.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:55 No.5999390
    >>5999361
    don't slag it too bad. we want it at least moving after we control the ship, so that we can take it with us while we leg it.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)01:55 No.5999393
    >>5999280
    Make sure no one gets close to a computer console in case they try to wipe data. And tell the to "Surrender or Die".
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:55 No.5999396
    >>5999366
    No surrender. I go with the blow em up option - I need to slag the place anyway.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:55 No.5999397
    Also, send S70 to help in the engine room. My mission is fun, but a low-value target.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)01:55 No.5999411
    >>5999280
    Take Harry alive.

    If we can get to the ship's environmental controls, just slowly dropping the oxygen content on the bridge should do it.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)01:56 No.5999415
    >>5999390
    remember guys: pillage THEN burn
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)01:56 No.5999424
    I'm still hopefully heading to the bridge with 625.
    >> THE GOD DAMN BATMAN !!EkJMJs1oJuY 09/25/09(Fri)01:56 No.5999426
    Nigger Nigger Nigger
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)01:56 No.5999429
    >>5999280
    See if Samson can hack into the internal comm for the ship and tell everyone that if they surrender, we won't brutally kill them.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)01:57 No.5999441
    It sounds like our destroyer tactics are working quite well. Continue eliminating the shuttles; if either vessel takes any more significant damage it is to withdraw and leave the work to the other destroyer and the cruisers, which should be around here somewhere helping out.

    >"can anyone hear me?
    "Yes, I can hear you. Hold on for a bit; things are somewhat busy." Plasma, I'll order one of the salvage units to go pick him up as soon as it has nothing better to do.

    >625 arrives at a sealed bridge door and hears an enraged Harry screaming orders at his underlings from behind it.
    "You know, I could hit everything within a few dozen meters of your coordinates with a gamma cascade, 625. Just a thought."
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)01:57 No.5999448
    >>5999415
    Guys ruining my fun...

    We can try to build new engines for it... with repair drones...
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)01:57 No.5999449
    >>5999396
    Give them one shot, then kill them.

    We just need to make sure the ship can't jump to FTL; if we can do that without blowing the engine room to pieces, then that's one less bit of repair work we have to do later.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:57 No.5999451
    >>5999411
    I took a taser, i'll get him alive.

    The number of remaining limbs is negotiable, though, right?
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)01:58 No.5999469
    >>5999426
    I purge the pathetic excuse for a virus that some TradeStar prick tried to drop into our systems.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)01:58 No.5999471
    >>5999424
    I forgot about you. Perfect. Lead the left flank!
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)01:59 No.5999492
    >>5999451
    And since I'm with you, hopefully, I'll blast anyone who tries to resist.

    Again, in the bridge we should offer the people their lives for their surrender.

    Also though, FYI, since we used gamma weapons, we can't let anyone leave. They either join us loyally or die.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)01:59 No.5999513
    how much air do these things have anyways?
    have i hit sheilds yet?
    can i even hit sheilds?
    why the hell didn't we give these suits thrusters? we were going into space you know, space is big...
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)02:00 No.5999519
    >>5999448
    We want stuff intact for schematics and other useful data that can be used to the future. And can I begin hacking to disable all but the life support systems?
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:00 No.5999520
    >>5999451
    Of course; we can always grow him new ones if we need to.

    Although if we want to be nasty we probably just need to brain-burn him, run through his memory files, then send his carcass back to corporate with a note saying "WE QUIT" pinned to it.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:00 No.5999548
    >>5999280
    Ok, revising - only 3 Plasma drones. I toss them at the main group of engineers. I then activate my cloaking and start drilling them with my Pulse Rifle. Keep the scientist out of the fray - I need him to show what needs to be toasted.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)02:01 No.5999552
    >Also though, FYI, since we used gamma weapons, we can't let anyone leave. They either join us loyally or die.
    Die, I'm thinking. It's a harsh thing to do, but then, it's a harsh galaxy, and taking the risk of thinking that someone can be loyal when we just slaughtered their compatriots... we could never trust them unless we popped out the mind control, and if we're going to do that we might as well just make clones.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)02:01 No.5999557
    >>5999519
    Yeah, we want to get whatever we can.

    PLUS, WHATEVER THE FUCK SENSORS THEY HAVE, WE WANT. THEY WERE ABLE TO SEE US, SO GOD DAMN, THOSE SENSORS GOTTA BE OFF THE HOOK.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:01 No.5999566
    >>5999492
    I have no problems with that.

    Well, okay, so we could also sell the recalcitrant ones as lobotomized slaves. In fact, I think maybe that's what we should do to Harry once we get what we want out of him.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:02 No.5999586
    >>5999519
    since comms are down, start with command relays for the shuttles, then weapons, then hyperdrive.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)02:02 No.5999591
    >>5999552
    Clones, good plan. We should take a few guys and once we have their genetic info, kill them, and start churning out clones.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:02 No.5999593
    >>5999552
    You do remember Joanna, right?
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:02 No.5999604
    The door to the bridge is smashed down by a small group of drones - the guards open fire.

    The wall several feet to the left is torn apart by drones and Archer, who rush in almost immediately to begin hacking and gamming almost all of the life in the room, purposefully avoiding the terror-stricken Harry Garrish.
    When fifteen feet to the right another hole opens up and more drones pour in with 625, poor Harry Garrish grabs his laser gun and raises it to his temple, more than prepared to kill him.

    In the engine rooms, everyone is screaming orders, everyone is trying to wipe information or pointing weapons and it isn't long until the first gunshot is set off, hitting a drone's personal kinetic shield. It immediately returns fire with gamma and the offender falls the floor, screaing.
    Total. Havoc. The plasma drones are rolled into the room, scuttling along for a couple of seconds before they detonate, splattering their surroundings with plasma and turning flesh and metal alike; molten. It's chaos.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:03 No.5999616
    >>5999557
    technically, we have grade 3 cloaks and grade 4 sensors - we might just need to up our cloaks more.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:03 No.5999630
    >>5999591
    The clones won't have their knowledge unless we keep their brains (or brain-scans) intact, though.

    Unless it works Hollywood-style. Do we have a ruling on this?
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:04 No.5999652
    >>5999604
    Kill himself, even.

    Be quiet, it's 7 AM.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:04 No.5999672
    >>5999591
    clones don't come with scientific knowledge already in place. just because it's a clone of a scientist doesn't mean it'll make a good scientist. all you get is some useless meatbags.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)02:04 No.5999673
    625, you'd better shock that motherfucker.

    Get to the controls. If the weapons are active still, and controllable from here, start blasting the TradeStar forces.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:04 No.5999676
    still no update on my whereabouts... not looking good for our intrepid security guard...

    "Note to self: finish paper work sooner, MAKE ARMOR FASTER!"
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:05 No.5999692
    You didn't say cloaking was enabled - but then again, I suppose I should take it for granted.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)02:05 No.5999698
    >>5999672
    >>5999630
    That's why we need some kind of training facility.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:05 No.5999707
    >>5999652
    I didn't say anything... Heh.

    Activate cloak and enter the engine room, lets see what's left.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:05 No.5999708
    Sonuvafrak, those bastards put a dent in my brainchild?!

    Ramming speed. Use the Freeman Cannon to make sure none of the shuttles escape. Boarding parties, remember: If you need a support strike, just ask. and disable those damn shields so I can fire back.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:05 No.5999712
    >>5999604
    Take his hand off before he can pull the trigger.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)02:05 No.5999715
    >why the hell didn't we give these suits thrusters? we were going into space you know, space is big...
    All hyper stealth suits are equipped with jump jets, which apparently only function in an atmospheric environment. They were not designed for space; their utility there is just a convenient side benefit of their being sealed against chemical attacks.

    >You do remember Joanna, right?
    Why yes, I do. Something about brainwashing her into our service and never feeling safe enough to give her heavy armament in our presence, even when we were going into a situation where it would be decidedly useful.

    That sort of thing is fine for individuals. It's not a viable strategy with an entire crew of people.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:06 No.5999743
    >>5999708
    can i have a ride?
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)02:07 No.5999764
    >>5999708
    The ship is pretty much under our control.

    Also, try EMP on the pistol and shit. Shock on Harry. Incapacitate. Disable the pistol. Whatever works.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)02:07 No.5999768
    >>5999604
    Do not let him commit suicide. Take him alive.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:07 No.5999770
    >>5999604
    I think the best thing to do here is to remove the weapon (and the hand holding it) from play, via a thermal lance shot, as it will hopefully cauterize any wounds it may accidentally cause. Then, i'll tazer him and try to hack into the bridge computers.

    Hopefully, Archer will guard me while i'm busy with the second half?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:08 No.5999778
    >>5999692
    have the drones broadcast that we won't shoot any civilians who surrenders.

    security personnel will only be spared if they kill another security personnel.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)02:08 No.5999808
    >>5999770
    Me and my drones are in control of the bridge, it would seem.

    Don't fuck with a man named Archer. Especially when he's got hyper illegal weaponry strapped to his arms.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)02:09 No.5999827
    >>5999707
    Hopefully there will be a computer I can use but if not I try looking for Backup Engineer room. But if there is a computer I can use, I begin to lock everyone else out and shutdown all systems except for life support beginning with drone control and defense systems.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:09 No.5999857
    >>5999808
    if you have weapons under control, turn them on the shuttles.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:10 No.5999883
    >>5999743

    Once the shuttles are eliminated, pull up beside the poor bastard and reel him into a hangar with a gravity gun.

    ...Gently.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)02:11 No.5999897
    >>5999857
    I already said that.
    >> Subcontractor Archer 09/25/09(Fri)02:11 No.5999922
    ALSO

    WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE USE OUR MASSIVE EMP HYPER BEAMS ON THESE FUCKERS?
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:12 No.5999955
    >>5999708
    Liiiiiiiiiiiim... We're sort of on board the ship you're wanting to hiiiiiiit.

    I don't really need 50,000-odd tons of metal in a power field hitting our freshly-stolen mothership.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:12 No.5999973
    >>5999922

    I was under the impression we did.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:12 No.6000000
    >>5999883
    "... I just realized, I've been stuck on a nowhere planet for 3 months doing paperwork, after a 1 month leave, 2 months of 'training' (like my military experiance wasn't enough) after 2 years of retirement... and now there is gunplay.. AND I'M MISSING IT!!!!"
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000051
    >>6000000

    FUCK YEAH BEST GET
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000065
    >>6000000

    For real?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000075
    >>6000000

    Get in a quest thread.

    /GET
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000078
    >>6000000
    HOW UNDERWHELMING
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000079
    >>6000000

    unintentional get
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000082
    >>6000000
    hurr hurr get
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000083
    >>6000000
    FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000085
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    >>6000000
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000087
    >>6000000
    Bored goon get. Sweet.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000088
    >>5999955

    The ramming was to take care of the annoying shuttles flying about. I wasn't intending to ram the TradeStar itself... yet.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000092
    >>6000000
    Disappointed.
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000094
    >>6000000
    AAAAAAAAAaa

    DICKS
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000100
    >>6000000
    A true TG get.

    Now prepare for the thread to be flooded by it. OP, best start a new thread.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000101
    A thermal lance goes flying out of the rifle, twelve inches of blazing hot metal crashing through the laser pistol, ruining it and the hand holding it, reducing it to a crippled, roasting mess. Harry Garrish screams and falls to the floor, wailing as the lance crashes into the opposite wall.
    It appears that the shuttles are drone-piloted and the orders are actually given to them via the bridge. Rather than allow you to gain control, a handful of the staff hammer brutally at various buttons and the battle outside is suddenly filled with explosions as the shuttles detonate. Another individual scrambles over to another console, desperately trying to initiate a self-destruct sequence.

    The engine room? The engine room's a mess. Everyone in it is butchered; slaughtered, turned into piles of steaming flesh by your plasma drones. The FTL drive is ruined as well, nothing but a smoking hunk of charred metal.
    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000102
    >>6000000
    And there's /tg/s 6 millionth post.

    Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:13 No.6000105
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    >>6000000
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000108
    >>6000000
    o.O

    ok.. does this mean I get my armor now?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000109
    >>6000000
    >>6000000
    >>6000000

    FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000110
    >>6000000
    Finally, someone got it, and it wasn't one of those idiots trying for it.

    Can we fucking finish with this crap now?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000111
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    >>6000000
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000113
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    >>6000000
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000117
    >>6000000

    WORST GET EVER
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000118
    >>6000000
    Fuck, way to totally waste the get, thanks alot asshole.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000123
    god damn will this shitty quest ever fucking end? Its a goddamn black hole shitting up the first page every damn day and now sucking in the gets.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000126
    >>6000000
    Questfag GET...gayer than a box of AIDS.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000128
    >>6000000

    GODDAMNIT
    >> Sergeant Alexandros II 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000129
    >>6000000

    Congratulations.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000131
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    >>6000000
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

    BITCH ARE YOU FOR REAL!?

    I was listening to Quazar of Sanxion and everything...
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000132
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    >>6000000
    THAT'S it? Booooooriiiiiing.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000133
    4CHAN STOPS QUEST, INTERRUPTED BY GET

    Christ, this is why I hate GETs.
    >> Kaos Machina !xSZBqZMT.M 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000134
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    >>6000000
    BUT I'M THE MUSIC MEISTERRRRR!
    THAT GET WAS TO BELONG TO MEE!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000135
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    >>6000000
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:14 No.6000136
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    >>6000000
    Thanks man for not shitting up this board.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000139
    >>6000000

    >>6000001

    faget
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000141
    >>6000000

    Congratulations!
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000144
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    My work here is done.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000145
    >>6000000
    You sir, are a fucking waste of skin and should be banned from this IMAGEBOARD.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000146
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    >>6000000
    Security Contractor GET?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000147
    >>6000000
    I'm glad this shit is over with.
    Shame this is gonna ruin your thread, OP. Might as well abandon ship and start in a new one.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000148
    >>6000000
    On the other hand, you managed to hit the 6M GET dead center.

    So there's compensations.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000156
    >>5999999
    >>6000001
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000157
    I'm going to apply my Decon-thrower to this entire room, now, starting with people at the self destruct, and moving on to every other console.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000158
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    >>6000000

    Also, Brofist.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000160
    >>6000000
    hahaha Tenanis gets a get about his misfortune. How fitting for something on /tg/. Almost good as SPESS MAHREN get.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000163
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    >>6000000
    Fuck yeah. Truly a /tg/ get.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000165
    >>6000000
    oh god, my sides... must.... breath... ow... ow...

    *ahem*

    JUST AS PLANNED!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:15 No.6000166
    >>6000000

    FUCK YES! That is the BEST GET EVER
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000170
    >>6000101
    Ah well, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

    SHOOT THOSE GUYS TRYING TO SELF DESTRUCT!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000171
    >>6000088
    your weapons outrange the shuttles. just keep shoot-scooting and don't put the ship into danger. especially the crippled one.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000174
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    >>6000000
    Man, what a rip-off.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000176
    >>6000118
    What do you mean waste. Best get ever.

    Now continue with the Quest.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000178
    Worst get ever.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000184
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    >>6000000
    GO HOME, GET IS GOT.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000190
    New thread please.

    Congrats on the GET, these reactions are hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:16 No.6000193
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    >>6000000
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:17 No.6000197
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    This GET was a good GET.

    6m GET was shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:17 No.6000209
    Quest jacked by GET. Faggots butthurt. News at 11.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:18 No.6000217
    >>6000148

    >>6000001
    ...and apparently you're being protected by the Emprah himself.

    Looks like you get to live!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:18 No.6000223
    I'm just happy it wasn't Flare or some other /b/ shit that got the 6M
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:18 No.6000224
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    >>6000000
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:19 No.6000241
    sage this crappy piece of shit into oblivion
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:19 No.6000245
    New thread is here:
    >>6000238
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000259
    note to everyone complaining about my get...

    i have just this to say about it:

    *ahem*

    FUCK YOU!

    can I haz mah quest nao?

    (brofists to everyone)
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000263
    >>6000217

    >>5999999
    ...and grizzlies on the other side of you.

    Bears in front, Emprah behind, it's like you have the most amazing personal guards ever.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000264
    >>6000241
    sage doesn't actually work that way, but feel free to try if it makes you feel better.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000270
    New thread's right here:
    >>6000238
    >> WE 09/25/09(Fri)02:21 No.6000288
    >>6000000

    tg/ GET is truly a tg/ GET
    >> The Bearded Bear 09/25/09(Fri)02:25 No.6000354
    So much butthurt over something no one should give a fuck about. It makes me sad.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000379
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    >>6000354
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:28 No.6000418
    >>6000288

    tg - ge/tg/et?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:29 No.6000440
    I am going to laugh when the OP deletes this thread

    >>6000418
    no
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:31 No.6000466
    >>6000440
    Yeah, I thought y'all might say that.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:34 No.6000522
    I AM DISSAPOINT
    >> WE 09/25/09(Fri)03:18 No.6001098
    Relevant GET is Relevant.
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:20 No.6001123
    sage for the sage god
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:42 No.6001411
    >>6000000

    posting in a get thread because I'm Sofa King Wee Todd Ed
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:42 No.6001423
    sage till it auto kicks bitches
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:44 No.6001444
    So how many /tg/ denizens will be happy once this failed atrocity leaves us forever? it will be glorius to have this steaming pile of shit deleted
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:45 No.6001460
    sage is so happy saging is able to be saged i canot sage my sagey sagemotions
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:46 No.6001469
    >>6000092
    At least it wasn't furry.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:47 No.6001486
    I think is already on autosage
    I'LL PROVE IT
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:47 No.6001487
    your right it was worse then furry and all their drama
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:49 No.6001499
    I find it funny that the majority of /tg/ has no problem with this quest up until the point when one of its participants posts the GET unintentionally. Now it's being saged and harrassed into oblivion, most likely from /b/tards or faggots who think the GET means some sort of accomplishment.
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:49 No.6001501
    sage for worse then all the shit in the world combined
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:50 No.6001511
    >>6001499
    no we had many who were tired of it before then, this shit always got rid of Good quality threads and were sick of it
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:51 No.6001520
    >>6001499

    I know right? You'd think people would have better things to do, like play a traditional game. Oh wait, /tg/ doesn't play any games, my bad.
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:52 No.6001530
    >>6001520
    WHO THE FLYING FUCK PLAYS A TRADITIONAL GAME AT 2:51 AM IN TTHE MORNING?????!!!!
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:53 No.6001542
    to autosage
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:53 No.6001545
    >>6001530

    Australians
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:55 No.6001552
    >>6001545
    not my fault ausfags need to go bother someone else
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:56 No.6001570
    sssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:56 No.6001571
    >>6001530
    Welcome to the internet dipshit.

    That means people are on all the time from all over the Earth, all timezones represented.

    Also, more politely, welcome to /tg. Yes games ongoing at 0251 EST are to be expected.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:57 No.6001580
    >>6001511
    >Good quality threads
    >/tg/
    Oh wow, you must be new here. Which quality threads did it destroy, the Edition Wars, the political trolling, one of the fifteen hundred 40kids threads, or the computer game threads?
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:57 No.6001585
    >>6001571
    central time you dumbshit god gb2 public shool
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:58 No.6001597
    >>6001580

    Probably the flare/cynder fags mad that this thread got more attention than those damned dragons ever did.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:59 No.6001603
    >>6001585
    Yes, you are catching on. 0251 CST also.

    Traditional gaming, all the time.
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:59 No.6001612
    >>6001580
    all of them are better then this steaming pile of troll shit
    Least some times SOMETHING good comes out of the political shit
    Edition wars are ALWAYS hilarious,
    40K is the reason /tg/ exists
    /tg/ is the reason DOW2 was made
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:00 No.6001627
    >>6001597
    oh god no those can go die in a fire, never understood why the fuck people every did pay attention to them in the first place
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:01 No.6001631
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    >>6001612
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:02 No.6001637
    oh wow indeed little cat, oh wow indeed ;)
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:03 No.6001650
    >>6001612
    >Edition wars are ALWAYS hilarious,
    Cancer, killing, etc.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:03 No.6001651
    >>6001612
    >>6001627
    Methinks the lady doth protest too much. You've been unmasked, Flarefag. Give it up.
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:04 No.6001655
    >>6001651
    sorry not a flare fag, I just hate Plasma and tenanis with a great passion. I would have rather had /b/ claim the get
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:05 No.6001665
    sage forever and ever WHEEEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:06 No.6001672
    And with thise my only non sage post this thread is gonna autosage, SAIYONARA BITCHES!!
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)04:10 No.6001705
    This thread is STILL up? Wow.

    Well, time to lay it to rest. I think even the sagefags deserve a break.
    >> sage Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)04:21 No.6001797
    sage because I never took a break its autosaging bitch
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)07:23 No.6002948
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    >>6001797
    SAGE POSTS DONT COUNT TOWARDS AUTOSAGE, YOU FOOL
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)09:04 No.6003592
    EVERYONE IS SPELLING CONTRACTOR WRONGLY
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)09:19 No.6003680
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    Give my alignment, you wonderful chaps.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)09:24 No.6003708
    DELETE THIS SHAMEFUL GET. LET NO ONE ELSE SEE THIS AND SHOP IT INTO SOMETHING COOL.



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