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    17 KB Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:19 No.6000238  
    Previous Thread:

    A thermal lance goes flying out of the rifle, twelve inches of blazing hot metal crashing through the laser pistol, ruining it and the hand holding it, reducing it to a crippled, roasting mess. Harry Garrish screams and falls to the floor, wailing as the lance crashes into the opposite wall.
    It appears that the shuttles are drone-piloted and the orders are actually given to them via the bridge. Rather than allow you to gain control, a handful of the staff hammer brutally at various buttons and the battle outside is suddenly filled with explosions as the shuttles detonate. Another individual scrambles over to another console, desperately trying to initiate a self-destruct sequence.

    The engine room? The engine room's a mess. Everyone in it is butchered; slaughtered, turned into piles of steaming flesh by your plasma drones. The FTL drive is ruined as well, nothing but a smoking hunk of charred metal.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000258
    Kill the guy going to the self-destruct sequence.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000261
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000265

    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000267
    Blast the dudes trying to destruct this shit.

    I was under the impression we'd already cleared the room.

    But yeah, kill everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000268
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    I fix it
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000274
    To restate: The smell of napalm is my aphrodisiac.

    Lets book it to the bridge, we need to drill those guys trying to self destruct!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000275
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:20 No.6000277
    Thank God for new threads and hilarious unintentional GETs.

    Now that the shuttles are gone, manoeuvre the Wrath Of The Father to pick up our beloved security contracter.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:21 No.6000283
    shoot the guys trying to kill an hero
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:21 No.6000287
    kill anyone trying to ruin our haul. starting with Mr Self Destruct.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:21 No.6000289
    sage in all fields for revenge of not getting get
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:21 No.6000293
    I continue my plan to apply Decon to anything organic trying to self destruct my new ship... OUR new ship.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:22 No.6000294
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    brofist on the GET!!!!
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)02:22 No.6000297
    I guess I have to move onto the either the Science facility or Computer Mainframe in order to hack into anything.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:22 No.6000300
    I was going to ask folks to stop posting so the get could past by.

    But, /b/ arrived.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:22 No.6000301
    eat this fuckers eyes.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:22 No.6000302
    Kill everyone except for Harry.

    That's all that needs to be said, really.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:22 No.6000304
    oh, and get those salvage corvettes boarded. extra boarding drones will speed up the salvage process.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:22 No.6000309
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:22 No.6000313
    Decon can do that! Painfully!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:23 No.6000319
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    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:23 No.6000321
    ok... so where was I before my epic victory over nothing?

    right, drifing and complaining randomly..


    .... damn space...
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:23 No.6000323
    extra scientists and engineers are part of the loot. don't destroy the loot.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:23 No.6000324
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:23 No.6000327
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    Awesome GET dude!!
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:23 No.6000329

    Shut up and get in.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:24 No.6000334
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    since when are scientists considered loot?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:24 No.6000341
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    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:24 No.6000347
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:24 No.6000349
    Feel free. Could we get one of our capital ships to do a scan of the TradeStar to see how many people are left alive, though? That would determine whether we need to move fast to get to the Computer Core.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:24 No.6000350
    goddamn finaly, is there still shooting to be had?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:25 No.6000353
    our current ones are overworked, remember?
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)02:25 No.6000363
    >since when are scientists considered loot?
    Since we could lock them up in our onboard labs and not let them out until they invent things for us, I suppose.

    That said, we raked the ship with gamma right off. That killed most of the personnel, right there.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:25 No.6000366
    Dude...ette, We're subcontractors. if it's not bolted down, it's loot... and scientists are notoriously hard to bolt down.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:25 No.6000371
    Everyone in the bridge is ruthlessly butchered, there's no other way to put it. All that's left is the cringing wreck that is Harry Garrish.

    The TradeStar's in ruins, with a massive gash torn in the side of it where you entered. The FTL's broken - it's almost beyond repair.

    All I can say is that the battle against TradeStar? It's won.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000377
    Just don't ask about the squad of Grizzly Bears and the Turkish dude with a halo and golden armor following him around now.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000378
    sage this utter crap
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000384

    Comms from the boarding team states that the TradeStar is secure, so, nope, no more shooting.

    Though I'm sure there's a craft in one of the hangars if you want to get back in there. Maybe with a smoother landing this time.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000385
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    i found the ship's AI
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000389
    Congrats on running an awesome quest dude. Now lets get a new FTL stuck in this baby. And GTFO of here.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:26 No.6000390
    and I... didn't... get to.. shoot... at.... anyone...


    *slams head into bulkheads of shuttle that picks me up... assuming I'm still alive*
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000396
    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000397
    Go up to Harry. Place my foot firmly on his chest. "We quit." Kick him down.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000399
    As long as the labs and computer core are still intact, we've got what we really want.

    The rest of the stuff we can repair.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000400
    Oh, and Tenanis is picked up. Yeah.

    Sorry. Post-get buzz. I can't help but feel like an absolute dick.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000407
    >All I can say is that the battle against TradeStar? It's won.
    Check the logs. It is very important to find out if they called for help or not, and when TradeStar wil next expect to hear from them. If we have a day or two, we might as well take advantage of our construction capacity here to build some more small craft, repair our destroyers, and strip this ship of anything useful. If not, we've got to steal its cargo and get out of here.

    Oh, yeah... steal its cargo. All of it.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000409
    serves ya right ya dickweed
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:27 No.6000413
    yar-har! ye 4th wall be broken!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:28 No.6000417
    Plasma, have your revenge. Delete the thread with the GET in it.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:28 No.6000420
    >almost beyond repair

    keyword is almost. land this thing planetside. we'll fix it and then take it with us.

    and we should have a bit of time now, before we have to face another one of these. let's go back to mining and shipspamming.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:28 No.6000423
    >Since we could lock them up in our onboard labs and not let them out until they invent things for us, I suppose.
    ouch... sucks to be them
    but I guess they get more work done that way
    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:28 No.6000428
    Take whatever the fuck we can. Information. This is a massive TradeStar ship, with special weapons and whatever the fuck they had. Copy all the schematics. Take any valuable shit.

    When we leave, we blow the ship up, head off to an unclaimed planet in brown space, and set the foundation for our future.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:28 No.6000430
    thats what you get for getting the get ya git.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:29 No.6000434
    It's allowed.

    We can just call it "delayed consequences of Martian wormgate weapon" or something if we feel like we need to explain it.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:29 No.6000437

    Heck of a climax, if you ask me.

    Once the ship is secured, dispatch constructor drones to commence repair of our new Base of Operations.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:29 No.6000439

    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:29 No.6000442
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    That gets extra Decon.

    I turn to Harry.
    "Threats have a way of focusing one's attentions. I'd like to thank you for, in your small and accidental way, making our current power a reality... If it weren't for you, we'd still be grubbing around in mines, hoping for your little payoff on our mining contract."

    Then i stab one of his feet off.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)02:29 No.6000444
    I'm still trying to find the bloody thing for the Delicious schematics.
    It would probably be best o keep the ship after we repair it and get the FTL drive in. Solves our lack of mothership problem quite well.
    >> !X71QPtVoGw 09/25/09(Fri)02:29 No.6000446
    I just realized we're fighting a boss without a weak point we can hit For Massive Damage.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:30 No.6000455
    ya, I'm sorry I posted randomly at what happened to be the right time for my post to be the 6mth on this board, I am truely sorry...

    now, can we get back to questing?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:30 No.6000456
    I wouldn't do that.
    They will invade this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:30 No.6000457
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    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:31 No.6000467
    Look, we take the ship with us. Even if we can't repair it, we can still break it down for raw materials once we've stripped it of everything of possible value.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:31 No.6000469
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    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:31 No.6000470
    hell no bitch I aint going nowhere
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:31 No.6000471
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    >thinks they haven't
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:31 No.6000473

    Stop lopping his limbs off, he might die of shock. I haven't even gotten a chance to torture him yet.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:31 No.6000475
    Harry's going into shock, everything on the TradeStar is pretty much standard except for the shuttles, the TradeStar and a concealed missle silo near the base of the space station. It contains a missle, designed to generate the heat of a thousand suns, the blazing fires of the heart of the galaxy itself. If it landed, it wouldn't incinerated the atmosphere, burning absolutely everything, everywhere.
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    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:32 No.6000484
    Don't do this keep it together. If our strategy is speed and mobility it will be adventagous to have a mobile base of operations

    do this instead

    Orbital mining platform!?
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:32 No.6000487
    GET THE MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:32 No.6000495
    Only if your character dies, in a horrible fashion, right now.

    And you never use that name again on this board.

    Otherwise i think your boned.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:32 No.6000497
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    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:32 No.6000500
    I can live with the fact that some of the people raiding this thread might be so fanatical about gets that they'd beat me to an inch of death if they ever met me.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000501

    Ooooo. Say hello to our new ace in the hole.

    Reverse engineer at earliest opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000502
    first thing first: search the logs. interrogate Harry. figure out whether we have to leg it right away.

    if not, we've got plenty of time to repair the TradeStar. it would be a tremendous shame to blow it up.

    no funning with the prisoner until we've extracted everything we need from him.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000505
    ok... now that I'm back in contact with everyone..

    supernova... can I have a word?

    also, who designed these suits to not have thrusters? I'd like a word with you too.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000506
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    This shit?

    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000507
    That shit is ours now.
    >> !X71QPtVoGw 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000509
    Call LP, ask them if they want to bow now or later.
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000510
    Let's get the missile on board one of the ships with an examination lab and tech lab so I can begin reverse engineer it if I haven't found the damn Data Core.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)02:33 No.6000511
    Well...Looks like we have a new SUPER FUCKING OUR ENEMIES weapon. Let's squirrel this away for a rainy day.

    Plasma, how long would it take to repair the ship?
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:34 No.6000519
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:34 No.6000521
    Yes, except replace "bow" with "rock out".
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)02:34 No.6000529
    >It contains a missle, designed to generate the heat of a thousand suns
    Steal and reverse-engineer it.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:34 No.6000531
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    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:34 No.6000533

    We want that missile. Contain and control that power and we've got our own next-gen power source.

    Although I think we may eventually want to hit up some Martians for extra tech.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:35 No.6000537
    With the resources at hand and your number of constructors, probably several hours.

    So, I take it that with the rest of your day, you're going to be licking your wounds, repairing the TradeStar and so on and so forth?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:35 No.6000539
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    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:35 No.6000543
    Speaking of which, where are our former AlphaRange colleagues? I'm sure they have some hooch stowed away somewhere.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:35 No.6000545
    eh, I'm a 2nd degree brown belt in Shou-lin Kung-fu, currenlty in the best shape of my life, have 6 kinds of martial art's weapons in my house, 2 different guns and suffer from clinical depression. anyone wanna go?
    >> !X71QPtVoGw 09/25/09(Fri)02:35 No.6000549
    Also, research that planet-killer missile. Specifically; making the more of.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:35 No.6000550
    Suuuuure bub - just as long as I stay on this commandeered mother ship and you stay on your ship. And I get the suit of power armor with claws that can rip people to shreds.
    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:36 No.6000551
    Reverse engineer that fucking missile.

    If we can use it as a power source, fuck yeah. If not, fuck yeah, we've still got mega fucking destructive power.

    Can we add more locomotion to this behemoth?
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)02:36 No.6000552
    Yeah. Also, I want to 'interrogate'. Harry.
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    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:36 No.6000556

    His character can't die! Even if you somehow get past the wall of grizzly bears that stands before him, how can you harm someone protected by the Emprah himself?
    >> Scientist Zakharov 09/25/09(Fri)02:36 No.6000558
    Maybe even rename it "Tenanis Station"? And have I made any progress on find the core? Because if I haven't I'll want to get to work on the new missile we found.
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)02:37 No.6000573
    >So, I take it that with the rest of your day, you're going to be licking your wounds, repairing the TradeStar and so on and so forth?
    Only if our logs/interrogations show that TradeStar will not be dropping in on us very soon. If we've got the time, replace all our small craft, repair all our ships to pristine condition, and transfer all resources (and fusion batteries, perhaps?) held by the TradeStar onto our freighters.
    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:37 No.6000574
    Fuck that.

    We're naming it after our one true hero.

    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:37 No.6000575
    sage to oblivions gates
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:37 No.6000576

    Have a light drone with a stun gun accompany Mr Tenanis, just in case.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:37 No.6000577
    *taps you on shoulder*
    they haven't made that armor yet, if they had, we'd be fine.. now.. let me introduce you to my friend, I call him... 'airlock'
    *frontsweep, back throw into airlock, toss in a helmate, press the cycle button*
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:37 No.6000581
    and also going through the TradeStar's logs for anything interesting. Interrogate Harry (yeah he's in shock, but we have SCIENCE).

    and see if the Lammingtons actually left, or what.
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:37 No.6000582
    Pretty much. I'd like to name it "Remember to fit space jets and gravity snatchers on your armored suits next time, chum."

    Nah, just kiddin.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:38 No.6000583
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    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:38 No.6000586
    I have an immense feeling of satisfaction.
    My work here is done.
    I have generated the most hated quest ever.

    Gentlemen, you may lick your wounds, rock out, party, whatever.

    But for now, this GM is out and this quest is coming to an end. Feel free to archive this thread and I am apologize for the cliff hanger or anti-climax or whatever you wish to call it, but I for one am not in the mood for continuing at the moment.

    Perhaps at another date, if university proves to be less challenging than I think.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:38 No.6000588
    >2nd degree brown belt in Shou-lin Kung-fu
    >brown belt
    >kung fu
    you're either full of shit or take some shitty americanized shit that tries to call itself kung fu
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:38 No.6000590
    sages were wise old men once
    Saging meant something back in the day
    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:38 No.6000591
    Awesome quest.

    A fitting end.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:39 No.6000593

    shhhh you'll ruin the immersion of his shitty mary sue
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:39 No.6000595
    wait two or three days and it should die down
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:39 No.6000603
    I seem to remember a time where I lay on the ground incapped for the climax of a battle. Get used to it, eh?
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:39 No.6000604
    Until next time, when Space Empire Quest starts.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:39 No.6000607
    We will wait and sage the shit out of you then too you fag
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:39 No.6000610
    Sorry, I studied some kung fu abroad and I can't stand that kind of shit in america
    >> Subprocessor Irony 09/25/09(Fri)02:39 No.6000611
    >But for now, this GM is out and this quest is coming to an end.
    Props to you, Plasma; this was quality shit. I enjoyed it, and would play in a quest run by you again.
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:40 No.6000613

    Well played, good sir. I sincerely hope university life is easy on you.

    I propose we name our behemoth of a new capital ship just that-- the Behemoth.
    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)02:40 No.6000614
    Thanks. This was awesome.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:40 No.6000615
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    this thread needs it
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:40 No.6000617
    Through the subtle twist of fate...

    Dude, I hope to be checking this place when/if you start this thing up again.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:40 No.6000621
    we =/= I
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:40 No.6000622
    start research on better boarding ships. this version needs

    1. more boarders
    2. anti-kinetic-shielding
    3. better stealth

    start research on upgraded stealth tech too. ours obviously isn't state of the art yet.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:40 No.6000623
    >I'm like, a Level 35 Kung Fu Master. I was trained by a tulku in a Tibetan monastery for ten years.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:41 No.6000630
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella 09/25/09(Fri)02:41 No.6000633
    Okay, but I call the name "Leviathan" for the Mothership design we have cooking.

    And I think we should uplift Tenanis' grizzlies. Just because.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:41 No.6000637
    chinese shou-lin. when china went red our temple fled to indonesia where, at the time, chinese were looked down on, so it claimed to be Shou-lin dou (probably mispelled, but ohwell) which is a japanese art. They used japanese words instead of chinese, but still taught the chinese art, in this way our temple survived.

    while we use the chinese words again, we maintain a japanese uniform and belt system from those times.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:42 No.6000639
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    >Like there's more then one of you sagefags out there.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:42 No.6000640

    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:42 No.6000646
    sage all the live long day
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:42 No.6000649
    No, you won't. You're from /b/ and you're pathetic. You never do what you say. You've got the determination of a five year-old with ADHD. In a week's time, you'll be moving on to the next best get.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:43 No.6000659
    I am from /tg/ you follish mortal
    I would have rather seen a b-tard get the get then this piece of shit guardsman

    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:43 No.6000662
    Hey. I shot the hand off of the former captain, and by space-law, that makes it my ship.

    I name it the North Star, and promptly turn it over to corporate possessions.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:44 No.6000664
    well, I enjoyed it, thanks and enjoy university!

    but you don't have someone to blame it on :P
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:44 No.6000665
    Tenanis, you incredible fucking troll.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:44 No.6000667
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    I'm butthurt now. You will feel my rage, GG SIR!
    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:44 No.6000669
    Fuck you robot.

    We're naming it after the rookie who saved our asses back in the bunker.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:44 No.6000671
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:45 No.6000673
    Shaolin-Do is karate with the head guy making up shit.
    I studied for a year and wasted my time.
    They teach you forms and suck at teaching actual combat. Their idea of throwing people in for sparring is complete shit.
    Get out while you still can and find some real kung fu.
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:45 No.6000678
    hey, I'm now th emost hated person on /tg/ I can just say Hi now and provoke a 200 post autosageing thread of hate. how awsome is that?
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:45 No.6000681

    If you call the missile the 'Fist of the North Star' I will forcibly deactivate you with EMP and imprison you in a humanoid sexbot.
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:45 No.6000683
    That proves it, then.
    >> Subcontractor Archer !!WYG9L8p7tJh 09/25/09(Fri)02:45 No.6000687
    You'd better secure that name of yours before someone steals it.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:45 No.6000689

    Wanna do something about it? try to claim it from me... Oh wait, Robot! No hands to shoot off!
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:46 No.6000691

    >> Subcontractor Sangeyla !!ko2snWT+ZTh 09/25/09(Fri)02:46 No.6000694
    Sage doesn't do what you think it does.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:46 No.6000698
    >while we use the chinese words again, we maintain a japanese uniform and belt system from those times.
    then why the fuck don't you go back to before those times?
    or would the hairy monk not allow it?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:47 No.6000700
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    Havent used this one in a long while. It feels... appropriate
    >> Subcontractor Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 09/25/09(Fri)02:47 No.6000701
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    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:47 No.6000703
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:48 No.6000710
    Why the fuck is this asspie so bent out of shape about the fact that the MtG grizzly bears that he had been jerking off or the emprha he lets facesit him all the time were just fractions of a second off?
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:48 No.6000711
    yeah it does, it take up more of your posts meaning this thing autosages a fuckton sooner
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:48 No.6000717

    >implying you only butthurt one person
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:49 No.6000722

    The quest is over anyway, who cares if it autosages. Sucks to be you, huh?
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:49 No.6000725
    different 'sage fag' here. I'm a /tg/ native. I eventually grew to hate seeing this same damn quest thread fagging up the front page every fucking day, on top of my general hatred of quest threads in general.

    Frankly i don't see the appeal, and wish you would self sage to keep it off the front page so those who feel as i do won't be tempted to rage'n'sage.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:49 No.6000726
    all the damned ice cream cannot save you now!!
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:49 No.6000731
    okay, but... we're done. the quest is over.

    I actually wasn't thinking of that, before you mentioned it. I wanted a name that involved Stars, as we now own our own TradeStar Mothership.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella !!5LnzBOhSKx8 09/25/09(Fri)02:50 No.6000737
    Securing my name before I head into cold sleep with the rest of you folks.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:50 No.6000738
    you need to learn how to install the 4chan extension and hide threads

    you not liking it doesn't mean shit
    >> Plasma !UHUuLXLjhk 09/25/09(Fri)02:50 No.6000739
    On the other hand, your sage posts also provide content that we can respond to.
    If one thread dies, another thread can easily be born.

    Really, saging a troll thread - or a thread of any kind - really just means a poster can bump the thread using the content you've posted.

    Last post with this trip.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:50 No.6000740
    hey long as your here means I got a job to do dipshit keep posting =)

    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:51 No.6000744

    I don't really get why you want to maintain a symbolic link to our soon-to-be enemies.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:51 No.6000748
    The more you post, the more information this guy has to respond to.

    If you weren't here, he'd have no reason to post.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:51 No.6000752
    you dont know what sage-ing all day long is do you????
    >> Security Contracter Tenanis 09/25/09(Fri)02:51 No.6000754
    all trolls please go to this thread, where I will personally answer your questsions
    or stay here and I'll ignore you since the quest is now over.
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:52 No.6000760
    It's a "fuck you guys!" We take tech and make it better. It's what we do.I'm thinking that this mothership needs both flavors of shield, and then about 100 plasma hyperweapons.
    >> Subcontracter Dudefella !!5LnzBOhSKx8 09/25/09(Fri)02:52 No.6000769
    Call it the CommerceNova or something. Just to rub it in their faces.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:52 No.6000770
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)02:52 No.6000778

    For you it's a job. For me it's hilarious. Heck, I might even create another thread just to see your reactions.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:53 No.6000785
    It's proof that you're pathetic and lifeless.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:54 No.6000809
    says the one role playing on a meaningless internet board
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:56 No.6000838
    Says the one who sages on a meaningless internet board.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:57 No.6000848
    hey your the one sticking around for it aint ya?
    I wouldnt be responding if you didnt
    >> Subprocessor 625 09/25/09(Fri)02:59 No.6000871
    Goodnight, subcontractors, Plasma, severely bent GETfags!
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)02:59 No.6000874
    I refresh, see if there's a new post and comment.

    Just to annoy you.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)02:59 No.6000875
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)03:00 No.6000884
    so at 2 people posting how long till auto sage kicks in? I generally am interested
    >> Subcontracter Lim !!WNAAQArhCnX 09/25/09(Fri)03:02 No.6000905
    Aight, have fun guys. I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:02 No.6000911
    No, I will not have a good night because I spent most of it awake. Instead, I shall have a good morning!

    Also, a pair of people bantering is usually at least an hour, maybe two at this rate.
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)03:03 No.6000919
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)03:05 No.6000941

    Then we shall kung fu fight!

    I'm a 76th Dan Aikido master

    care to rassle?
    >> sage sage 09/25/09(Fri)03:06 No.6000962
    naw man i want some pancakes, if I had a IHOP I would die from heaven and eat all their bacony goodnesss
    >> Anonymous 09/25/09(Fri)08:51 No.6003511
    this archived yet?

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