Roll a grapple check

Run

Get DQed.

What, a picture of a wrestler?

Hide it before my friends saw it and thought I was gay/a redneck.

Offer him a hifive because he's the best wrestler ever

kick him in his surgically repaired hip/back/knees

>>6241393

No you asshat, the wrestler himself.

Try to score some drugs

Accept the fact that whatever happens next, it will fucking hurt.

turn on the lights

>>6241415

Still won't make him go away man.

>>6241396
FUCKING THIS

Also then I would get thrown through a wall.

Stand up, point and shout YOU ARE SMALLTIME.

Roll grapple.

rolled 13 + 4 = 17

Grab my folding chair, roll and improvised weapon attack.

Check to see if it's Wrestlemania. If it is, I'm fucked.

I'd call in... in.. fuck man who beat him at wrestlemani.. oh shit I'm fucked!

Awesomely enough, I have a monk player in my group who based his character off of Carlito back when he was cocky as hell and spit apples in people's faces. I even let him do a backstabber once every encounter.

I don my mask an cape and challenge the foul Rudos to a lucha! Ole!

Pic related.

Pic related.

>>6241459

That's awesome, then again, a Stone Cold Monk would be even more awesome. But.. you couldn't really bring his ass anywhere. He'd keep flipping people of and giving 'em stunners.

Ability - Wrestlemania Streak - Once per year, the creature can call upon sheer ridiculous bullshit and deliver an epic fucking beatdown on the opponent that makes them wish they'd chosen to shit razorblades instead. Opponent is defeated, destroyed, sent crying to his mama, and cannot be resurrected. This is counted as an extraordinary ability.

I put on my wrestler mask.

Anybody wanna stat him?

FINALLY, THE ROCK,

HAS COME BACK

TO TEE GEE!

NOW YA SEE, WHAT THE ROCK WOULD DO IN THAT SITUATION, IS THE ROCK WOULD TAKE THE UNDERTAKER TO THE ROPES, AND HE'D START WHUPPIN' THAT ASS.

SEE, THE ROCK IS THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION, AND IF THE UNDERTAKER WAS MESSIN' WITH THE ROCK'S COMPUTER, THE ROCK WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE MILLIONS...

AND MILLLIONS!

OF THE ROCKS FANS VIA E-MAIL, AND THATS JUST UNACCEPTABLE TO THE ROCK! SO HE'D BREAK DOWN THE UNDERTAKER LIKE SHIRLEY TEMPLE ON AN ICE CREAM SAMMICH! AND IF YOU THINK THE UNDERTAKER COULD STOP THE ROCK FROM LAYIN' THE SMACK DOWN ON HIS CANDY ASS, WELL...

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-LALALALALA

WHAT THE ROCK...

IS COOKIN'.

>>6241498

>>6241482
Thanks. Stone Cold Steve Austin monk would be really fucking awesome. I think I'm doing that for whatever group I'm in next. "So you enter the cave and see a pack of kobolds, they-" *glass shatters* "BAH GAWD STONE COLD! STONE COLD! WHAT HAVE THE KOBOLDS DONE TO DRAW THE IRE OF STONE COLD! STUNNER! STUNNER BAH GAWD!"

>>6241498

Fucking awesome man, you get one free internet

>>6241498
THREAD IS NOW AWESOME.

>>6241498
I watched the Doom movie last night. You're dead to me now, you twat.

>>6241515

I'd so get the FUCK out of there the moment I hear glass shatter, like.. wait.. glass sha... SHIT STONE COLD RUN!

>>6241498

>>6241515

you are now imagining JR and the King co-DMing your groups game.

MANUALLY.

>>6241521

C'mon man, that movie would have sucked even if it had fucking Ahnold playing the Sarge. The script itself was a piece of dogshit.

>>6241532
You know what, fuck it. Next session my players are encountering Stone Cold the monk and JR the bard.

>>6241542

*Equips Special Equipment: Earplugs*

>>6241549

HELLL YEAH! Post the results here on /tg/ if you'd like man.

>>6241563
Will do. Anybody got any ideas on what their 3.5 stats would be?

guess the three best wrestler of all time have all came out, the only one missing is Bret the hitman Hart

If Mark Calaway showed up I'd give him a high five and buy him a beer for playing the most awesome wrestler ever.
If the Undertaker, Death Incarnate showed up I'd shit myself and then probably die.

>>6241589
THAT'S NOT SHAWN MICHEALS.

>>6241549
Stone Cold opens up a can of whoop-ass.

No survivors.

>>6241352
check ebay and see how much it will get me

>>6241581

Stone Cold:
Str, 20
Dex 15
Con 18
Int 12
Wis 12
Cha 18

base stats and something similar for JR I guess..

>>6241515

This post makes me think that BBEG's and their minions should get sudden entrance theme music when they show up inexpectedly.

Who's with me on this?

>>6241619
All BBEG's now intro with The Games music.

>>6241619

Yeah man, hell I might include the 'Taker as my next BBEG, scare the bejesus out of my players, suddenly guys there's a great big crack, like thunder rippling in the sky, the entire area goes pitchblack like some sort of globe of darkness has been thrown down.

It dissapears as suddenly as it appeared, but in the middle of your camp is a tall, powerful looking warrior, his hair stretching just below his back, his body rippling with power as he simply stares at you.

>>6241654

I see what you did there..

>>6241619

>>6241515
Here, I've been doing that with my BBEG and other rivals the group has. It's great to see the look on their faces once a certain bad guy just pops up while they're in the middle of doing fuck knows what.

>>6241671
No I really doubt he meant that.

>>6241581
Stone Cold
Dex18
Str20
Cha30
Int 10
Wis 16
Con 20
JR
Dex8
Str10
Cha15
Int12
Wis13
Con10

Stone - Chaotic Neutral Human Monk
JR - Lawful Neutral Human Bard

Stone Cold has a case of beer

>>6241663

He stands among them, and in the distance and gong resounds over the countryside.

"Dead man walkin'"

...

...

...

KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

>>6241680
>All BBEG's now intro with The Games music
> The Games music
> The Game

>>6241688
>>6241617

My players are about to get stunner'd like there's no tomorrow.

>>6241694

Worst intro music for 'Taker ever, even if he was the American Badass back then. Still Limp Bizkit.. WHAT THE FUCK?

>>6241695
Yeah, I'm sure he totally meant an old shitty meme instead of, ya know, the wrestler who is nicknamed The Game (or his song, which is called The Game) since, ya know, this isn't a thread about wrestling.
Dick.

Unintentional troll.

>>6241716
I'm with this Anon. Of all the music the guy is known to be a fan of, he had to pick Limp Bizkit? I'm just glad he dropped that gimmick and is sticking with the Deadman.

>>6241721

Dude, I was just clowning around, I knew he meant Triple H.

>>6241695

>>6241654
Players are about to get buried.

>>6241735

Indeed (Couldn't find a pointy finger Lo Pan)

Also who of us here like wrestling, even though we know it's fake?

*Raises hand*

>>6241760
I do. Hell I enjoy it mostly because it IS fake which means that I get to try and figure out which injuries were for real, and which were just fakes.

Also my top 10 best wrestlers list,

1: Undertaker
2: Brett 'Hitman Heart'
3: The Rock
4: Stone Cold
5: Kurt Angle (yes he's an annoying dick but he can wrestle)
6: Randy Orton
7: Ray Mysterio
8: Shawn Michaels
9: Kane
10: Batista

>>6241760
Only the old stuff with Undertaker and Stone Cold

>>6241789

Then you have to see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiD7BosoBLQ

That's some damned high quality stuff and a good match!

>>6241760
WWE from 5+ years ago. This new PG13 shit is just pathetic. A Hell in a Cell Pay per view with not a single drop of blood in it.

>>6241778
Hey there!

>>6241346
stop spamen ur crappy bored on anoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's ur ip's lulz enjoy ur v&

>>6241801

I did mean the old WWE/WWF, not this new bull.

>>6241788
Mine:
1) Undertaker
2) Stone Cold
3) Rick Flair
4) Ray Mysterio
5) That fat samoan guy with the ass attack

ITT: People who need to shut... the HELL... up!

>>6241859

Go away you has-been

>>6241788
I can't really grade them properly but:
1. Undertaker
2. Kane
3. Mick Foley (in all of his reincarnations and including himself)
4. HHH
5. Shawn Micheals
6. Stone Cold
7. The Rock
8. Motherfuckin CHRIS BENOIT!

>>6241834
>5

You talking about Yokozuna?

>>6241871

That or the Ministry of Darkness guy.

>>6241871
I think he means Rikishi. Yokozuna is supposed to be Japanese.
>>6241859
Why did they have to make Jericho suck? Oh right - because everything else they do right now sucks as well.
>>6241867
FFFFFFFFFFFFF-Almost forgot!
9. The Dudley Boyz/Team 3D

>>6241871
i think he was referring to rikishi

>>6241859
Chris you were almost cool when you won the Undisputed title
Why did you become this?

Doing a top list, but I haven't watched well in over a decade...

1. Undertaker
2. Jimmy Super Fly Snooker
3. Andre the Giant
4. Big Boss Man
5.... struggling to really remember people now, liked the Ultimate Warrior as a kid, but from what I remember, bit of a shit character... any way, I'm done old faggin'

Now get off my lawn.

>>6241863
>>6241890
>>6241905

Assclowns detected

>>6241859
>>6241863
He was always my favorite right up until he came back to the company. He was the best damn heel the WCW ever saw and was the shit in the attidude era WWF.

Not enough HEARTBREAK KID in here.

anyone here remember sunny from the body donnas

oh yeah

>>6241968
She has one of the finest ass i had ever seen

... I'm about to have Randy Orton kill a demi god when its about to destroy my players.

>>6242042
Oh shit I totally forgot Sabu on my list!

>>6242137
"The Demigod summon his power, your ends are nea-"
*GLASS SHATTER*
"MAH GAWD STONE COLD! STUNNAH! STUNNAH MAH GAWD!"
"The Demigod is stunned, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE"

>>6242150
"You carefully approach the stunned demi-god, ready t-"
*You think you know me...'' *guitar riff* '''ON THIS DAY! I SEE CLEARLY! EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE!*

>>6242150

More like:

Demi god powers up one last spell
*glass shatter, A INTERDIMENSIONAL CHAIR hits across the back of the demi god*
IT RANDY ORTON; ITS THE LEGEND KILLER: OH MAH FOD THE RKO! ITS OVER ITS OVER!

rolled 55 = 55

>>6241952
>>6241968

Excellent timing.

>>6242150
>>6242170
I just want to say that I love you /tg/.

No homo.

Guys as the guards to the BBEG

Randy Orton, The Rock, Stone Cold, 'Taker, Kane and Triple H

Also, the moment you arrived into the BBEG's home-base, your weapons+armor was taken away and magic disabled.

Do you fight them or do you flee?

Steve Austin.
The Undertaker.
Bret Hart.
The Dudley Boys (I swear to god, they can pull a table out of anywhere..)
Mick Foley.
Triple H.
Kane.
The Rock.

>>6242150
>>6242170
>>6242180

We're onto something here

>>6242191
Why would you even need anyone else besides Taker and Kane?

Demi God struggles to his knees, blood pouring from his lips. "I'm.. gonna kil.." *BOOM* OH MY GAWD ITS THE ANIMAL THE ANIMAL IS HERE!

>>6242204

I WALK ALONE! YEAHHHHHHHHHH

>>6242202

No such thing as overkill

Shit, if it was any of the guys on that list, I'd run, well Rock would probably talk smack to me first, then I'd run but still.

What does it say about us that one of the better threads on /tg/ right now is about wrestling, not traditional games?

>>6241602
epic truth

>>6242212

Because we're a bunch of goddamn wrestling lovers.

>>6242202
Because they're slow powerhouses.

>>6242204

Demi God's eyes clear, wishy washy.. only to focus on one figure. *A gong rings* Rest.. In.. Peace

And then when BBEG is down and you appreach him, everything goes black and instead of the bbeg, ITs the undertaker, rising forom the ground. YOU CANT KILL THE UNDERTAKER

>>6242236
"As the tall man dressed in black slowly walks from the mists towards you you can feel his gaze set upon yo--"
*Fires burst from everywhere and everything turns red*

/tg/ - /wooo/

>>6242260
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>6242253

It's the BIG RED MONSTER IT'S THE UNDERTAKER'S BROOOTHER OH MAH GAWD!

>>6242253

And when the bloodshed is over. You think its done. You hear it,


D-GENERATION X!

The Rock approves of this thread

>>6242270
GM: *Getting annoyed by all of this* "As your party watches in shock all of these random people showing up, you finally decide--"
*Sound of bomb falling GET UP GET UP GETUP*
DEVON! GET THE TABLES!

I grab my guitar and play the Ultimate Warrior's intro theme and await the arrival of said glorious paladin.

>>6242285

A sudden rather crouched over figure passes by you, his face shielded in a half leather mask, wearing a white shirt and tie.. but looking really fucked up. He suddenly stares at before shoving a hand up your mouth.

>>6242303

Just when you think its all over...


OHHHH IT'S THE BIG SHOW:

>This thread

>>6242353

Everybody lies dead, defeated, the Undertaker taking souls left and right.. suddenly:
"It's time to play the game.....
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!"

>>6242377

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>6241349
stop spamen ur crappy bored on anoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's ur ip's lulz enjoy ur v&

>>6242377
And when everyone expects Triple H to come out, instead Motorhead themselves arrives to beat ass.

>>6242401

Which.. would make me drop to my knees in worship.

Mötorhead, best band EVER.

And when you least expect it...

619 to the fucking head!

The players have finally made it to the arena's final round. The crowd goes silent, when suddenly the arena's commentators shout aloud. "And now! For the final round our brave combatants will face the grand champioooooon!" The crowd roars as trumpets start to blare loudly. The curtains move to the side and out comes a large man wearing chain-mail only on his head. The trumpets stop as he shouts "HOLLA, IF YA HEAR ME!" He suplexes every player repeatedly while yelling phrases such as "I'M DOIN' YOU AN EGG!" and "YOU WHITE TRASH REDNECK!"

...


There are no survivors.

>>6241459
...Carlito's a heel again, dude. Has been for a while.

Anyway, to answer OP, I'd open my mediaplayer, double-click on a certain track, and then...

"You think you know me." I glance around to see if Edge showed up to save me. If not, I try to spear the bastard because if I survive, it'd be an awesome story.


Conversely, I could just say, "Hi Mark," and ask for an autograph.

Is it normal that I didn't understand a single concept in this thread?

>>6242353
Actually, it's:
WELLLLLLLLL IT'S THE BIIIG SHOOOOOOOW...

>>6242453
He's heel, but not nearly as good. When was the last time he was on the mic? And why the hell isn't he in any feuds?

>>6242468
Yes. It means you don't watch wrestling. And don't start, because it sucks right now.

And don't start once it gets good, either, because it'll start sucking and you won't be able to stop watching because there will be occasional moments of awesome that make you think it's worth it when in reality it isn't.

I started a thread the other day asking about a wrestling tabletop game, and if any good ones existed, and 99% of what I got was people calling me white trash. So I ask again in a thread filled with fellow fans... are there any good wrestling tabletop rpgs? Preferably homebrew/free, but if not, I can try and find it online, since I know there aren't any at the local game shop.

this is too awesome not to get archival.

>>6242480
Pretty much what this Anon said. WWE sucks right now and honestly - there is no hope in sight of it not sucking any time soon. TNA wrestling is still pretty good with some old timers from WWE/WCW there (MOTHERFUCKIN MICK FOLEY!) so if you decide to get into wrestling - try that. Or better yet, don't get into wrestling or else you'll be disappointed sooner or later.

The undertaker will always be cool as will stone cold.

ps. I never watched wrestling.

>>6242510
Actually as fun as I have with this thread i really don't think it's worth an archive. Aside from the "Interupted by [Insert wrestler]" thing there's not much else worth in here, and that can easily be just copied into a text file.

Has there ever been a wrestling pen and paper game? Or has any game system done the over-the-top, WWF-style 'wresting' we all used to love as kids well?

>>6242508
>>6242540
I'd say try using Mutants and Masterminds.

Best BBEG ever.

EVER.

>>6242510
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6241352/

BOOMER SOONER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag2fd2iIn5Q

Enjoy.

>>6242524
>there is no hope in sight of it not sucking any time soon.
Not true. Rumor has it the tag division is going to be the focus of the WWE for a while, with Cena moving to SmackDown and a DX vs. JeriShow feud kicking into high gear. Also, the Miz is the United States Champion. Which is awesome.

>>6242630
Come on, they even made DX suck now. Compared to their previous return this is just a joke.

>>6242524
Come to think of it, an alternative would be to find and watch WWE stuff from early 2000s (Stick to stuff before 2005).

>>6242651
Yeah...
Yeah.

I've always hoped that the PG era was just a phase. Like, when the 'E starts losing business, they try to draw in a HUEG crowd of kids, then they slowly become more mature as the kids grow up, until business starts to shrink, then they start over. Deluding myself like this gives me hope.

>>6242686
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment" - Imperial saying.

>>6242693
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader

'Sup Hombres.