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    25 KB Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:27 No.6271097  
    Good night, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:29 No.6271110
    DO THE /v/IO!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:29 No.6271118
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    Oh, Captain, My Captain!
    >> LotTotototo 10/14/09(Wed)14:31 No.6271128
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:32 No.6271143
    I did the mario one last time in his memory
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:32 No.6271151
    Get. Out.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:33 No.6271153
    0/10 OP, go troll /v/ instead.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:34 No.6271165
    Check the news, retard. He died today. It's not a troll for people who actually had a childhood.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:35 No.6271174
    He's dead?
    Link now, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:35 No.6271178
    He's not trolling.

    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:36 No.6271193
    Thank you. I have the DVD collection and will watch it in memory.

    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:37 No.6271198
    Albano's 75th birthday party last year at a Yonkers restaurant turned into a drunken battle royal, with the arrest of one wrestler.

    That's so fucking awesome. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:37 No.6271201
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:38 No.6271210
    Who? And no, I'm not troling, I genuinely haven't heard of him before now.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:39 No.6271220
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:39 No.6271231
    He was a professional wrestler, and at one point was the live action actor chosen to play Mario during the live segments of the Super Mario show. It was great. DO THE MARIO!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:40 No.6271234
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:41 No.6271243
    I will always cry when ever I think of Mario from now on.
    Good night, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:41 No.6271248
    Good, I hated that guy.

    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:41 No.6271250

    The show was really cheesy but the man had great enthusiasm. He was my childhood, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:42 No.6271252
    rest in peace,

    you run out of extra lives one day...

    75 was pretty good for a mario game...
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:43 No.6271272
    Also voiced Mario in the animated segments. Also, the show was terrible.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:43 No.6271277
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:44 No.6271278
    cheesy my ass.... every kid show was back then...

    Cartoons with Mario, Zelda, Zapper guy... the list goes on... This was fucking classic shit.


    the brothas.

    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:45 No.6271286
    That guy was a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:46 No.6271300
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:46 No.6271302
    That guy was a troll
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:47 No.6271313
    It's obviously terrible but this is the shit we grew up on.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:51 No.6271347
    He was also the voice actor for hte cartoon portions.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)14:52 No.6271359
    and so, we did the mario... one last time.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)15:03 No.6271446
    Lou Albano lay on his deathbed with his friends and relatives beside him. In the sombre atmosphere that hung over the room like a Koopa Kid, none of Lou's companions could hold back the tears. Holding the hand of his beloved, he realises his time is drawing near. A smile slowly creeps across his weakened face, he wants to leave this younger generation with what they were fond of most- he's in no condition to wrestle, but he can still do the Mario. He begins to slowly swing his arms from side to side, and when he starts to struggle, his companions quickly come to aid him. In his last breaths, he realises what he has to do, quiet whisper emits from the mouth of this gentle giant, "Swing your arms... from side to side, come on... it's time to go..." Fearing the worst, his friends continue in unison, "Do the Mario!" Now something can be heard from Lou, quieter than a whisper, barely more than a breath, "Take one step...", a quick response, "And then again", and somehow, everyone is at ease. There's not a hint of sadness in the air, and the gathering of friends and relatives becomes a circle of joy, "Let's do the Mario, all together now!"

    But in spite of this, a sharp silence falls upon the room, only to be lifted by Lou's response with a comforting, if quiet, "You got it!... It's the Mario!" He isn't aware of it, but everyone else can see it, his eyes are clouding over, he is growing short of breath, but the Captain battles on. "Do the... Mario! Swing... your... arms... from side... to side..."

    Everyone can do nothing but listen to this great man's last words as they help him slowly, soothingly, swing his arms. "Come on...", his arms simply go limp, he has finally caught on that this is it. His final show. Captain Lou Albano's got to usher in a new generation. He gasps desperately to get his last words out, strangely appropriate to both him and his adoring audience, "It's... time... to go..."
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)15:12 No.6271536
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)15:24 No.6271646
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)15:45 No.6271904
    Holy mother of fucks don't post that!

    1d4chan will rape you for that!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)15:47 No.6271921
    Everyone do the Mario ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)15:53 No.6271976
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    quickly made
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:29 No.6273379
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:31 No.6273400
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    The cheesiness of that song has always made me cringe, but I gotta admit, I teared up a little.

    This is a bad year for celebrities. First Billy Mays, now Lou Albano? Man...
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:35 No.6273437
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:36 No.6273459
    yet another nail in the nintendo coffin.

    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:37 No.6273465
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    I have no words... Only MS paint.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:41 No.6273511
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    do the mario in german,lulz be ensured
    good nigth sweet prince
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:42 No.6273522
    O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
    The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
    The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
    While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
    But O heart! heart! heart!
    O the bleeding drops of red,
    Where on the deck my Captain lies,
    Fallen cold and dead.

    O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
    Rise up--for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
    For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
    For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
    Here Captain! dear father!
    This arm beneath your head!
    It is some dream that on the deck,
    You've fallen cold and dead.

    My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
    My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
    The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
    From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
    Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
    But I, with mournful tread,
    Walk the deck my Captain lies,
    Fallen cold and dead.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:45 No.6273547
    I'm sad now. :(

    Goodnight, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:46 No.6273558
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:48 No.6273577
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    Do the mario man.
    One last time my friend.
    Do the mario and move your arms.
    Swing them side to side to show your strong.
    Do the mario, and keep it together.
    One last time, for the mario man.
    >> Glutton 10/14/09(Wed)18:50 No.6273596
    Taken from >>6271178

    >Albano's 75th birthday party last year at a Yonkers restaurant turned into a drunken battle royal, with the arrest of one wrestler.

    This guy sure knew how to run birthday parties.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:53 No.6273621
    This must be archived!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:56 No.6273642
    By the gods, it has been done.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)18:56 No.6273647

    And in English.


    Let us listen together, and remember the good times he brought us.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)19:06 No.6273753
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:11 No.6275834
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:37 No.6276154
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:48 No.6276318
    I do not weep for the deaths of men. They are beyond pain, and if aware, do not wish us to suffer on their behalf. What I weep for now is more than a man. I weep for an era. I weep for a time when a man like this was a hero, when a man with principles, and a steeled heart of such auric quality as this could act as a guiding beacon to the youth.


    I weep for this man. I weep for his loss, and for the fear that maybe we will forget what he represents. Never have I felt such shame for my failings as to realize that this man shaved his head, donned that ridiculous beard and hat, and got on television every goddamn week for my entertainment. And in that self-same getup, he told us the truth. That to give in to pathos, and addiction, a desire for what is pleasurable, over what is right, that is hell. That is what is worst in life. He knew. He told me. And I did not listen.
    I need a drink. But I shall not have one. Not ever again! For Lou, I pledge austerity. God rest his soul, and if he will not, then may God damn me twice as deep.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:49 No.6276341
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    Goddamnit you awesome fucker. Manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:55 No.6276415
    Doing the Mario right now.
    I never knew he was a wrestler, here on the arse end of Asia. To me, he's always been Mario.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:55 No.6276421

    Manly tears.
    They won't stop.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:57 No.6276440
    Lou :(
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:58 No.6276459
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)22:59 No.6276469
    Man I had just remembered the Mario the other day. May you rest in peace ohh plucky plumber/wrestler.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 10/14/09(Wed)23:02 No.6276493
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    Let us all salute a true hero.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:04 No.6276510
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    R'myr, I've always hated you. But I shall forgive you for being a tripfagging fucktard, because this is holy ground, and you have proven your quality.
    God rest Captain Lou!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:05 No.6276526
    Look at it this way- now he's doing the Mario with Billy Mays and Mr. Rogers!
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:06 No.6276535
    Don't forget Micheal Jackson.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:06 No.6276544
    Okay, now I'm tearing up.
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    >> unnownrelic 10/14/09(Wed)23:09 No.6276578
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:11 No.6276591
    Not /tg/ related.
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    OH GOD WHY 2009 WHY
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:17 No.6276639
    There's a disturbing amount of perky nipples there.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:17 No.6276640
    That sucks. He seemed like a cool guy.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 10/14/09(Wed)23:17 No.6276641
    Mario had an RPG.

    Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:19 No.6276665

    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:22 No.6276682
    Ron Jeremy died?
    Oh god no...not Ron...

    I'm now weeping inside manly tears greatly for the porn star GOD.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:22 No.6276685
    Oh good. For a second there I forgot I was on 4chan.
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 10/14/09(Wed)23:24 No.6276713
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    We are gathered here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. But it should be noted that this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:30 No.6276804
    A cursory search of google shows Ron Jeremy as still living. Don't freak out too much.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:30 No.6276808
    Manly tears man, manly tears...
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:30 No.6276815

    holy christ he does look a bit like the guy doesn't he?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:31 No.6276826
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    >> Derp ★ 10/14/09(Wed)23:52 No.6277078
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    >Look at it this way- now he's doing the Mario with Billy Mays and Mr. Rogers!

    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)23:54 No.6277098
    EVEN LUKAS THE TRICKSTER WEEPS, for he knows that his only worthy adversary, the only man worthy to be frozen in the last moments of battle against him for eternity is now beyond his reach forever.
    >> Anonymous 10/15/09(Thu)00:17 No.6277303
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    >> . 10/15/09(Thu)00:40 No.6277541
    You guys are faggots. I bet you hadn't even heard of him in years let alone watched his video's, but now that he's dead you lavish attention on him?

    I wonder if he knew he would get more popularity after he dies than in the years before his death.
    >> Anonymous 10/15/09(Thu)00:42 No.6277560
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    >> Derp ★ 10/15/09(Thu)00:48 No.6277647
    Many great men are only appreciated after their death because it never occurs to us to think of a time when they won't be there.

    We all think we can just enjoy everything at any time of our choosing.
    >> Anonymous 10/15/09(Thu)00:48 No.6277648
    That's not exactly true, he was popular right up until his death, just not very much so. But it is true that yesterday (or the day before), no one on /tg/ gave a shit about him, and now that he's dead suddenly everyone cares. Same bullshit about the mays dude, he did some fucking cleaning ads, who gives a shit? Only their death makes them something to talk about.
    >> Derp ★ 10/15/09(Thu)00:51 No.6277709

    Okay, so he was just a salesman. He didn't do any great deeds, but he had a unique personality. He stood out. He intruded into our homes hourly via the TV and screamed with absolute enthusiasm about how we had to check out this crap he had THIS week.

    He was a mere novelty.. but DAMMIT he was OUR novelty.
    >> Anonymous 10/15/09(Thu)01:05 No.6277920
    >Get well soon card
    >Woman is blinded with no arms and legs
    >> Anonymous 10/15/09(Thu)01:07 No.6277954
    /k/ troll?

    I remember the show but not the actor precisely.
    >> Anonymous 10/15/09(Thu)04:42 No.6279716
    Almost every single fa/tg/uy grew up with this.

    I can tell you damn well that we care.

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