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    47 KB Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:39 No.6302328  
    Continued from: >>6300486

    You awaken. It appears that your soldier swimmer, Zovut, heard that little psychic scream that you unleashed and came back for you, to drag you back along with the chunk of fish that you had ripped off. You awaken inside of your den. None of them have touched the fish yet. They were all waiting for you to come to.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:42 No.6302362
    Tell them that it's okay for them to eat the fish. Eat some yourself, but still not enough to evolve before we have something better than carp to take from.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:42 No.6302366

    nothing like waking up to a loving and concerned family. Slug-hugs all around.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:42 No.6302372
    Tell them to go ahead and eat along with us, make sure to give Zovut and the rest of them lots of praise.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:43 No.6302377
    There's enough for everyone to take a bit - and everyone does eat their fill of the carp, preserving half of the steak that you ripped out for the eggs - when they hatch.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:43 No.6302380
    >They were all waiting for you to come to.
    I love my kids so damn much ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:44 No.6302392
    I still say that they should kill each other until they're in more managable numbers. The survivors will be much stronger for it too.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:45 No.6302400

    Beam lots of parental affection, praise and love at them. It's all about positive and negative reinforcement - they already know to fear us, so now it's time to show that we love them and care for them.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:45 No.6302401
    Oh yeah, we have 300 kids to feed... right... Note to Self: We're going to need to cut that egg population down to about 30-40 at best, 300 is insane to manage.

    We should ask the kids in the nest if they heard us scream

    Also, its time to start to plan for more fish gathering.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:46 No.6302413
    I suggest slowly beaming out a sirens call of sorts to the lesser creatures, to attract them to our nest, ultra low power, but make it a decent range.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:46 No.6302414
    have the eggs even been laid yet?
    I remember Bio saying a week to lay and then another 4 days to hatch.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:46 No.6302417
    They still need something to feed on in the first place to have an energy to fight.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:46 No.6302419
    You know, I've been here for every installment of Slug Quest and for some reason I'm getting a Pikmin vibe from it at this point, what with all the young little subordinates were about to Have. Also we're some kind of Thrint.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:47 No.6302426
    "We did. We stayed here for several minutes - we were terrified. But then Zovut returned with you."
    The swimmer soldier appears a little proud.

    In any case, the carp encounter is over, thankfully.

    What did you wish to take care of now?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:47 No.6302431
    Do this. Bend all the lesser creatures within range to our iron will.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:48 No.6302440
    A week to lay and under a week to hatch.
    They're not laid just yet.

    Or would you just like to gather food and fast forward?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:48 No.6302445
    Let them know that they did the absolute best thing they could.

    Proceed with attracting some weaker prey to us, see if we can build up a stockpile of some kind.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:48 No.6302447
    Don't kill off the kids, I'm sure we can find a real good suitable food source. Even if we -don't- we can send groups off to try and start their own hives, even if they do not make it thats evolution.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:49 No.6302453
    I think we should look everything over first and foremost, a full situation report including any possible damage to ourselves, once that is done, start rebuilding our resource gathering points around our nest, and Start that sirens call, to try and lure fish and other things to the nest.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:49 No.6302457
    We need more power for us. It feels like we're moving into a group form, we should be ruling things, not working with our children to survive!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:49 No.6302461
    That massive amount of lesser minions hatching is going to be a problem at some point unless we start incorporating ant dna to manage them more effectively. Sure, our telepathy works alright for now, but will we risk passing out from ordering around a mass of 300+ sluglings?

    Then again, I do like the idea of populating our own slug civilization. Perhaps we could set up our original spawn to manage certain niches of slugs at one point.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:50 No.6302466
    Rebuild shit, and try to allow one more group to hibernate while waiting.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:50 No.6302469
    I don't believe so, if we can in grain a communal feeling in our children, we could be thousands of times more dangerous than any single creature: See Tyranids, at some point we may even be able to completely control evolution.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:50 No.6302473
    Hunt, teach, develop some good groups and some different typed of slugs. Get a solid base and a lay of the land.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:51 No.6302480
    You use your incredible telepathy to try and draw in potential prey - or potential allies. Creatures of every kind.

    You already notice them beginning to gather. Silverfish are beginning to stream towards the tunnel. However, Shnur, scout, has noticed something. His ears are pricking.
    "Cat - no, wait - CATS."
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:51 No.6302484
    >send some off to start their own hives

    Intolerable. That could lead to a patriarch stronger even than us. We cannot allow another Schmahkah incident. We must exert control over all of our species.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)18:52 No.6302496
    Use the hunters to track down the cat and or the fox. Kill them without mercy. Shkumumah or whatever ate cat and he was a fucking beast, we need more cat in our diet (it's larger and stronger than rat)

    Oh and random anon here, just picked a name
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:53 No.6302512
    Wait a second...We never got around to gestating the rest of the brood did we?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:53 No.6302513

    For the immediate future we need to retain control over our offspring, or they'll become a threat to us - Schmahkah demonstrated what happens if they live without our guidance.

    There's also the matter of maintaining a low profile - hard to do when you've got three hundred hungry little slug-mouths to feed, as that'll exhaust the food supply in the local area and we'll have to hunt more aggressively or range further afield.

    One wrong move will bring human attention down into the sewers, and if that happens it's game over - doesn't matter if we've assimilated fangs and claws and who knows what else, they'll blitz the whole place with chemicals and our brood will be wiped out.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:53 No.6302517
    That'll be hard with many of our species. We should restrict it to just a few of us, but we'll be very powerful from all of our feeding as well. A decent trade.

    Cheers! Cat DNA should help us.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:53 No.6302519
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:53 No.6302522
    Even so once these bastards get smart enough, they're going to realize that the only thing making us leader is our ability to motivate and lead. While the hive needs leadership, it needs even more so decentralized leadership [this is the failing of every hive]. Like the true borg [before Star Trek introduced "The Queen"]. We need to start aiming for borg like mentality in the group.

    Shnur says cats, I say dinner, time to lay the most epic cats trap ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:53 No.6302523

    Ask how many. Grab some food, kill it quickly, and get into the base.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:54 No.6302527
    Gather the children and prepare them to mass vomit if needed.
    Have the tank stay close to us and the children.
    Cats aren't big pack animals. We can vomit away one and overpower physically or mentally the remaining one or two.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:54 No.6302533
    siren call guys? Really? REALLY?

    Who thought that was a good idea? There are cats and foxes down here and instead of working to scare them off we are bringing them to our vulnerable nest?

    ANYWAY, seal up the pipe we are living in, get everyone inside and wait. This pipe is so small that it should only fit ONE cat at a time, and in that case the cat will be severely restricted in movement and we should be able to telepath/bite the thing to death.

    If the cats don't try to come in, try to telepathically scare them off one by one.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:54 No.6302536
    Keeping up the siren song, what traps do you want to try and lay?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:55 No.6302547
    Tank soldier + Patriach face off against cats, other soldiers flank etc. Rest use their acid and shit for ranged support. MIND FUCKERY against the cats, too.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:56 No.6302554
    Webs. Lots of webs. See if a couple children can't dissolve themselves an ambush hole.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:56 No.6302567
    Well, do we still have webs? We can make it so only one cat fits in at a time, kill the cats, eat the cats. Maybe make some our servants.

    Also, we should remain the stongest of our species, undoubtedly.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:57 No.6302569
    Have the vomit cannons take to the ceilings, groups of three-ish.
    Also, prepare a web-net or two to throw perhaps?
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)18:57 No.6302575
    build a trap, have the scout warrior hide in ambush, chill with the tank and the lil one, and I think the other was a smimmer, well we could always use him as bait...

    spear the first cat in the head, let the tank use his skills for the 2nd and if there are more the scout can ninja them from behind and we should be able to help him by the time the first one goes limp from our spear in his skull,.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:57 No.6302577
    Yeah lets also get a good trap set up for anyone who actually makes it inside the little nest. Hm. Keep everyone safe till we find out if these cats are out next rat pets or here to eat us.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:57 No.6302578
    First, we need to break up the cat pack that is coming. Cats are smart, but they are only really dangerous when they operate in packs. Beam out a signal to the cats [if we can target them] that other cats are the enemey, try to get them to fight amongst themselves.

    Meanwhile, set all kinds of nasty web to trap the kitty population. The key is to take them down one by one. Again cats are smart, but they aren't that smart. We know they will try and pounce their prey. We must be ready for this, and attack them alone and while they are preparing to pounce. Can we use our mind powers to give appx locations of these dangerous mammals?
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:57 No.6302580
    You are incapable of producing web nets or throwing nets. You can only weave, you can't shoot.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:58 No.6302589

    Webbing. Primitive implements using whatever sharp bits we can find down here. Heavy things that can be dropped on top of the foe. Ropes and strings to trip and tangle.

    No close-quarters combat until we've softened them up with other tactics first, or they'll rip us a new asshole. Carp are one thing, but cats are quite another.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)18:58 No.6302590
    We can weave silk into webs, but no longer have a web-cannon per say. So it would be a two-step process:
    as opposed to
    1.Spray the shit out of it.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)18:59 No.6302601
    This is viable.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:00 No.6302618
    Indeed, we have to use every form of nasty trick, use the works that can make web to create an elaborate maze.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:00 No.6302619

    - Psychic messery to get the cats to split up.
    - Web traps.
    - Tank as bait to lure cats into traps.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:00 No.6302624
    Keep the vomit cannon clusters to the ceilings then.
    If we have time, have the stronger ones gather large debris to drop.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:00 No.6302626
    How do you plan to throw this web?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:01 No.6302635
    Then do so. When you can hear or see the cats, psychic them into fighting with each other.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:01 No.6302642
    I say we should break up the cats, we might be able to use our spear to get them through the heart or brain, or neck. And again, some cat servants like Runt was would be good.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:01 No.6302648
    Tie rocks to the corners.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:02 No.6302657
    Even better.
    The winner will be easy to take out.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:03 No.6302667
    Ok, so we've got a really sweet fishing net we've woven and tied counterwieghts to... how do you throw it?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:03 No.6302672
    Also, if we find one of the cats is female, we should mind fuck it into heat

    Cats will drop trow and ignore battle.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:04 No.6302689

    Tank and/or any fast-moving offspring we have. Make sure there are gaps in the webbing that are wide enough for our spawn to slip through, but too narrow for cats to get through without getting tangled.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:05 No.6302693
    Kitten servants?

    Whole cat family to serve us!
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:05 No.6302695
    We could form a net across the ceiling (if we can still crawl along the ceiling, and given a lil more time) then have the lil slugs cut the support rope and the net falls down on the cats. But I don't know how our current form will be able to physically throw a net at a cat.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:05 No.6302698
    Set four slugs on four corners to hold the damn thing up high by the ceiling above the cats.
    On signal, release the damn thing onto the cats.
    If cat escapes, four vomit missile fire.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:05 No.6302699
    Well ignoring that cats take several months to actually produce kittens, Even a trained guard dog will ignore potential pray in favor of sex.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:07 No.6302713
    To begin with, you set traps. Rock traps, tripwires, all sorts of things to fool all sorts of cats into becoming prey instead of predators.

    You're able to hear the curious thoughts of cats chiming in musically.
    "What's that?"
    That phrase would be repeated over and over again as they slowly draw closer and closer to your location. Then, you suddenly unleash your burst of psychic energy that you try to maintain - it's difficult due to the surprising intellect of these felines. But, you manage to do it and suddenly, the message changes.
    "My prey!"
    You can already hear the violent hissing and scratching taking place outside as the cats wrestle and fight over the prey that they know that they're all after. However... Suddenly, all aggressive thoughts cease.
    "Run! Run!"
    And the cats make their exit. As quickly as they came, they leave, without setting off a single trap - mainly because they didn't get deep enough.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:07 No.6302715
    Bitch I demand cat servants!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:08 No.6302726
    What's big enough to scare a cat.... FUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:08 No.6302732
    Stay in hiding. What do we have? Is it the human and dog again?
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:08 No.6302733
    Damn, mindblast them back sending out hunger and dominance

    Get them back in here!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:08 No.6302734
    Fox? Dog?
    Get ready boys!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:09 No.6302744
    At least two cats.
    Bracing for epic battle.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:09 No.6302749
    Rally them as allies! See if you can't communicate with them. Tap into their perception so to speak... though that may be beyond us right now.... We could bolster their bravery against whatever it is that is about to own face.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:09 No.6302751
    have scout hunter test the area with his hearing while you do the same with your mind. Find out why they ran if we can't get them back.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:10 No.6302763
    If it is, we are all kinds of ultra fucked.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:11 No.6302773
    Cease all broadcasts. Lock down the nest area and get the broodlings to conceal themselves around the place. Anything that's scary enough to frighten away cats is something we don't really want to tangle with just yet.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:11 No.6302775
    You manage to catch one before it flees, instilling thoughts of courage and bravery and hunger and jealousy.
    "No - my prey! Not your prey! My prey! My prey!" You hear a sharp barking sound some distance away, along with hissing - then the sound of grappling beginning as cat and something combat one another.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:11 No.6302776
    Yeah, whatever it is, have the cats fight it first.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:13 No.6302797
    The Traitor Mark II - Chimera?
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:14 No.6302803
    It's the cat hissing.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:14 No.6302804
    We ate him, remember?

    Foxes hiss.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:14 No.6302809
    Oh shit! Nice save on the mental command there! Okay, we should move in to investigate, minions of another species would be good, and we should always make ourself stronger. Must be stronger than any of our children.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:16 No.6302824
    Oh, so it's just a dog.
    (Did I just say "just" a dog?)
    Send someone up for visual recon immediately.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:16 No.6302827
    sneak up on the fight, if it's human, dog, and cat then get the hell out of there and hide. But if it's stray dog, cat, etc then spear the fuck out of the dogs skull
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:17 No.6302839
    Approximate size and shape; how it's different from the other dog, unless it's the same.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:17 No.6302843
    Stay on the down-low for now until we know what this thing is. If it's a human with a pet dog, we absolutely do not want to draw attention. If it's a fox we couple potentially swim in the water and strike from ambush that way, though given that foxes are bigger predators than anything we've faced thus far I'm not keen on taking one on without some serious tricks and traps and dirty fighting. We want to avoid any further injuries, if possible, as they reduce our ability to hunt for food and provide for the brood.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:18 No.6302853
    I might be wrong on this, but I think there are multiple cats in the world.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:18 No.6302856
    You send out one of your children - who are really the smallest and the stealthiest - to observe. It's a cat and a rather feral looking dog fighting - although the dog still has a rather crude and a rather cheap looking collar.

    You hear a distant sound coming from downstream.

    Shnur says:
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:19 No.6302863
    Quantum Fuck!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:19 No.6302870
    HIDE. RUN.

    Then watch.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:20 No.6302882
    wait for dog to kill cat and leave, eat cat after it's all clear. Hide from human and make sure the dog doesn't pick up the scent.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:21 No.6302895
    Disassemble anything that doesn't look like trash or normal webbing and hide.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:21 No.6302897

    Withdraw entirely and engage stealth mode. Do not draw attention. Do not broadcast anything. Have the scout return to us by swimming for most of the way, to avoid leaving a scent-trail for the dog to follow.

    If we stay in the den then the entrance is too narrow for them to get into. We can turtle here until they go away again.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:24 No.6302923
    And if we haven't already, turn off the goddamn HEY COME CHECK THIS OUT siren and start broadcasting WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN A GODDAMN SEWER! Excuse me, i mean general disgust and maybe a hint of fear.
    Towards the man I mean. We are not ready for this.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:24 No.6302924
    Your scout plunges into the water and swims back to you, its scent dampened by the stench of sewage. The net is taken down from the ceiling, along with the finslugs holding it up. Everything is unassembled and taken back in, but not before the dog is finished with the cat. You hear loud barking - and an approaching dog. A few of your finslugs are still out in the open.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:24 No.6302925
    Agreed, disassemble what we can, And turtle it up in stealth mode.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:25 No.6302941
    Do we not know if we can use our slug children as a relay net of sorts to amplify our power?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:25 No.6302943
    Aggression. Lots of aggresive behavior. If the man gets bit, a chunk of human could go quite a long way.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:25 No.6302945
    How many are a few?
    I'm thinking we might have to abandon a few.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:26 No.6302946

    Get 'em in the water, lurking under floating detritus if possible. If there's any of our constructions still around, get those in the water too - they could've floated here from anywhere.

    Watch and wait.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:27 No.6302962
    I just want to say to Bio and all of /tg/ this is the most fun I've had in quite a while
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:27 No.6302964

    Absolutely vetoed. Anything that attacks a human is a threat to be exterminated.

    Stay off the radar.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:28 No.6302972
    Also if we do encounter the human I think we should broadcast the FFVI Boss theme >.> [/not serious]
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:28 No.6302989
    The dog. The dog bites the human, the human slaps the dog down. Then DISGUSTDISGUSTDISGUST, and eat the human bits the dog tore off.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:29 No.6302994
    >.> <.< lol xD n.n

    With that over with, all that's left to do is wait.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:29 No.6302998
    how close is the human to his dog? The human is obviously a hobo considering his dog's condition and his location in this sewer so no one would believe what he says he saw.

    Should the human be a long way away from the dog then quick kill the dog. Spear it, puke on it, all hunters jump on it and bite chunks out of it's neck. If there isn't room for more mouths around it's neck then bite it's back leg to rip the tendons and keep it from charging, running, doing anything.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:30 No.6303002
    I think it's an old or frail man (at least poor and presumably ill-fed), so we may have a reasonable of chance of killing him.
    The problem is we can't attack the man because of the dog, and we can't attack the dog because of the man.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:30 No.6303004
    To be precise, two finslugs are left in the open. Using your telepathy, you desperately try to order them to get cover. They wriggle towards the sewage stream, one of them falling in. The other is six inches a way when suddenly, a gigantic mouth closes in on it and squish.

    The feral dog chews briefly before it swallows and then sniffs at the air, trying to follow the scent of its latest kill. It ventures towards your gridded pipe, glaring towards the opening.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:30 No.6303006
    We must not engage the human! Not at this time, not with this low a number, no matter how alone he seems. It is to great a risk. We shall wait till we have bolstered our numbers.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:30 No.6303008
    The human's still a long, long way down the tunnels. That "distant sound" was an echo.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:31 No.6303010

    Have the children spit at the dog.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:31 No.6303013

    Ah, OK. That could work better, if we're sure we can target just the dog. A wide-area broadcast is not what we want.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:31 No.6303016
    The post above you, and a big dose of fear. He'll be torn, and we can kill him quickly. Then DOG AND HUMAN FEAST!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:31 No.6303019
    Tell the dog psychically to GTFO and the man will follow.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:32 No.6303024
    I wonder if those fish are nearby what with their blood lust.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:32 No.6303034
    avenge our fallen! when the dog comes up to the pipe spear him from the shadows inside the tube and jump down on him. Everyone else follows suit with their attacks.

    The human won't be here for a while and we can kill this guy.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:33 No.6303039
    to the dog and get as far back and out of sight into our drain as possible
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:34 No.6303045
    Then this is EASY. Mass vomit on the dog, spear at vulnerable spots, feast.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:34 No.6303049
    I'm not sure I'm willing to risk two life-or-death encounters if both can be avoided.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:36 No.6303068
    Disgust the dog initially to get him to retreat away from children, then switch to bloodlust when dog gets near man.
    No more man/dog. Massive feast.
    Everybody happy?
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:36 No.6303069
    Don't spit first, the dog will run.
    Don't tell the dog to gtfo, we need it's DNA and no risk means no reward. We can't keep living off of rats and maggots.

    We've got 3 decent sized hunters, a small pack of pukers, this will be an epic fight but it won't take that long and we can all eat quickly then hide again (or drag/hide the body when the human gets near)
    >> Magosis 10/16/09(Fri)19:36 No.6303071
    Same tactic as the cats only the human not only will; be driven off without any idea we might get a bit of human meat and still get a possibility of dog meat, most important it will ensure dog in neutralized and man probably doesn't come back with way
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:36 No.6303073

    Seconded. We can't guarantee a win against the dog, and we'll probably take injuries or losses in the process. And then the man shows up when we're injured or before we can haul the dog's strangely-mangled carcass out of sight, and it's all over for us.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:36 No.6303074
    Vomit, blind the dog, spear him in the neck a few times. He'll be dead by then.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:37 No.6303083
    Drive the dog away with every ounce of brain-might we've got!
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/16/09(Fri)19:37 No.6303084
    The dog sniffs at the hole with a mean scowl on its face, skulking further towards the hole. Finally, it sticks its face in and stares straight at the grinng maw of the Patriarch, spread wide to reveal that venomous harpoon, and the gaping mouths of five of his children, vomit glistening in the back of their throats.

    All guns, fire.

    The canine yelps and thrashes about, loosening the harpoon from the flesh near its nose and clawing at the puddle of vomit that covers its face. It was shocked by the sudden attack - and clearly, it doesn't know how to react. Otherwise it wouldn't be rolling around like it's dying.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:37 No.6303094
    Hide. Reload for a second strike when the next thing comes into our hole.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:37 No.6303095
    NO! The man is far off. By the time he gets there, the dog would be gone. Plus, we can avoid any losses.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:38 No.6303101
    Pull back! Strike it's neck! Bite it to death! Do we have claws?
    >> Magosis 10/16/09(Fri)19:39 No.6303109

    retract spear strike again if we are attacking lets destroy it, ready second volly
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:39 No.6303114

    Go for a quick kill. Claws and teeth for the throat, or try and charge-slam it into the sewer water where it'll hopefully get tangled in debris and drown.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:40 No.6303118
    The only problem is the human is a LONG way off. We don't know if our mindblast can get to the dog that far away and to go chasing after them would be basically relocating since it's so far.

    If the dog is mangled and dead and the human finds it he has to assume sewer alligators and either leave the mutt or carry his corpse back with him to give him a burial.

    If he carries him we can sneak up behind him, then superjump and spear him in the back of his head.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:40 No.6303120
    I guess we're committed now.
    Prepare a second sting or vomit volley.
    Go in tooth and claw.
    Wait, how big is this thing?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:41 No.6303125
    Size is our greatest advantage here. Neither the dog nor the human can fit much of anything into our hole, making this a battle of attrition. Eventually, both will either die from poison or get too scared/tired and run.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:41 No.6303127
    Big enough to feed us. Kill him, maybe we can get human too if we trick the owner!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:42 No.6303142

    But it'll mean relocating our nest yet again, as they'll come back later with tools or help.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:42 No.6303143
    Keep the scout on lookout.
    We need to know when the man gets too close so we can act accordingly.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:42 No.6303146
    forget size, we just spit at it's face hopefully blinding it. Hunters out first, slugs next, bite and cut it's throat, if no room cut it's tendons on the back of it's legs, vomit on head again when ready
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:44 No.6303153
    Our major advantage here is we know mammalian muscle and critical organ structure, we must use that to our advantage, target the next, it can live without a face, it can't live without a jugular.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:44 No.6303154
    Hide High, then use our harpoon tongue to plunge it into the back of the man's neck, hopefully fatally, the dog can be telepathed away, we have that as a strength
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:44 No.6303161
    oh and if possible try and mindblast the dog to be calm so it doesn't get aggressive when we go to slaughter it.

    Should we end up staying up in the pipe (I hope not) then blast him with curiosity.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:45 No.6303170
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:46 No.6303179
    He's rolling on the floor, blind and bleeding. We can kill him easy. Forget our empathy, use our actual weaponry!
    >> Magosis 10/16/09(Fri)19:47 No.6303190
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:47 No.6303197
    It has repeatedly proven to be our most powerful and versatile tool.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)19:47 No.6303202
    I'm for killin with natural weapons, but everyone seems to fear the dog so a quick telepathic idea to the dog would chill him out.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:48 No.6303206
    has everyone forgot that our tongue-harpoon is venomous?

    spear the dog and psychically dominate it. When the man comes up, spear him.
    When he runs off because he's a fuckin' hobo that just got stung by something in a creepy ass sewer, have a fin slug follow him. When the poison kills him . . . well . . . then we dine on human flesh.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:49 No.6303218
    Damnit, it's blind, bleeding, on the floor. Telepathy is a waste of energy, we can kill it as-is!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:49 No.6303220

    Calmness is kind of fighting against his natural mood at the moment. Despair and surrender might work better - if he stops fighting it'll all be over soon enough. Fighting is so hard, so tiring, so much effort. Better just to stop...
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:49 No.6303225
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:49 No.6303226
    Send a quick submission pulse before the we get close enough to go jugular.
    Keep the scout on lookout. The tank can join in for all I care.
    If man gets close, we instill the fear of god in him.
    >> Magosis 10/16/09(Fri)19:50 No.6303230
    ok I think everyone is for finishing off the dog, I think once it's dead, we should leave it were it is. the man will find it, i assume it's his pet, we only have to influence him slightly... DESPAIR, then spear tung to throat
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:51 No.6303244
    We are pretty deep in the sewers. I don't know how potent the tongue-spear poison is, but perhaps we can melt off the guy's face before he gets out?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:52 No.6303251
    Agreed, kill dog, wait for man, kill him, FEAST!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)19:54 No.6303274
    I think we are agreed, the dog must die.
    >> Roger !!+uVcsuWhwsK 10/16/09(Fri)19:57 No.6303305
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    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:04 No.6303408
    Slay the dog! When the human comes prepare ambush to eat dirty hobo man!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:06 No.6303431
    What if this is one of the scientists who happens to mistreat his dog? Will it recognize us as his experiment?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:06 No.6303435
    It's been 30 minutes...
    I think Bio is dead.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:07 No.6303446
    Why not ambush and rape the man, laying eggs in his colon?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:08 No.6303455
    Bio got his dog and went to check on some odd noises in the exposed sewer pipe near his house. Our children have eaten his hands, so he can't type.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:08 No.6303459
    I laughed at this. Just a little.
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)20:09 No.6303467
    me too
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:10 No.6303472
    We win then?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:18 No.6303572
    Yes. The hive mind always wins.
    >> Magosis 10/16/09(Fri)20:19 No.6303585
    Hmm I hope Bio comes back
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:25 No.6303669
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:26 No.6303695
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:27 No.6303699
    WE NEED TO TAKE HIM AWAY We are the Dynaslug, we ARE FIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:28 No.6303713

    I've been tracking this shit all day!
    It can't just end right here!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:30 No.6303738
    Is this the Slugpranos? It just ends before shit gets really good?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:32 No.6303755
    Far from the best part. Best part so far was last night, when we killed the Traitor and froze the whole damn city.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:32 No.6303757
    jesus fuck calm down you nerds

    I'm sure he'll be back tomorrow even if he's done for now
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:34 No.6303777
    >Implying that you're not a nerd
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:38 No.6303816
    Calm down?

    You know what? Fuck you.
    This is, by far, the MOST interesting thing to happen to me in days. I can safely say that I'm not alone in this.

    Why calm down when the only thing interesting in my life as of late just fucking STOPS FOR NO REASON.

    That is, like, pants-shittingly frustrating.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:38 No.6303825
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:41 No.6303846
    Well, I hope Bio and kin are alive and well. The last session ended with an obvious "Game Over for tonight, see ya next week" so I'm assuming the worst.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:43 No.6303857
    He started a new thread guys, but since everyone was paying attention to this one it is in the further back pages and he decided to call it a night thinking everyone lost interest.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:43 No.6303858
    He is not implying that at all, merely telling fellow nerds to chillax

    In before >chillax
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:44 No.6303861
    I require link for evidence!
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:44 No.6303862
    >In before >chillax
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:45 No.6303871
    This has all been an elaborate troll. You all fell for it.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:49 No.6303903
    >> Magosis 10/16/09(Fri)20:49 No.6303914
    no your just a fail troll
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:57 No.6303991
    That better not be true.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)20:58 No.6304005
    Damnit bio we need you
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)21:12 No.6304143
    Damn right we do.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)21:18 No.6304221
    I love these threads of his, and I've even started thinking in "we" instead of "I" or "you". Shit is so cash.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)21:19 No.6304239
    Rocks fall...
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)21:27 No.6304290
    Same here.

    Come on guys, keep bumping this. Gain some interest.

    We need to get some info on what exactly happened to Bio.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)21:37 No.6304394
    I would commend Bio then. This is like the fourth iteration of Slug quest and its been like a week all told, so it would be truly an incredibly elaborate troll.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)21:37 No.6304398
    Well, bio can't be on all the time. Bumping just in case, but I expect he'll be back tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)21:38 No.6304401
    In an earlier thread he said he had to leave to answer the phone, so maybe he was expecting something, or something was happening.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)21:43 No.6304454
    If Bio is dead somebody else pick it up
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)22:05 No.6304655
    We don't know exactly what bio had in mind, it wouldn't be the same. This is his brainchild, no one else's.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)22:06 No.6304668
    These are being archived, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)22:48 No.6304961
    Yeah, all of the threads so far (excluding the first ever) have been uploaded.
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)23:02 No.6305126
    >> Anonymous 10/16/09(Fri)23:47 No.6305584
    >> Pastor Slugulon 10/16/09(Fri)23:59 No.6305740
    The first was cut short due to a lil highschool bitch reporting it. The archive is missing one final post from bio iirc

    Oh and bump for interest so we can get more people involved.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)00:16 No.6305912
    But... but I was really looking forward to slug quest. :(
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)01:08 No.6306574
    Wait, did Bio really just disappear?

    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)03:09 No.6307581
    I'm gonna bump this shit again.

    We need to know what happened!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)03:11 No.6307599
    Dammit Bio!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)03:13 No.6307612
    Clearly bumping this every now and then will TOTALLY make him show back up.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)03:16 No.6307651

    Actually, my aim is to get all of /tg/ interested in this, and bumping it/making threads about it will gain more interest. Of course, overdoing it is counterproductive, but bumping it now and again can't hurt.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)03:33 No.6307756
    So, let's hear some theories as to what happened to Bio earlier.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/17/09(Sat)03:35 No.6307770
    You never know.
    But, still, this seems like a bad time to continue this.
    I'm really sorry for vanishing like this all of a sudden and I will try and post up a conclusion.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)03:37 No.6307789
    At least you are alive my good man.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)03:42 No.6307828
    Seconding this. I was concerned there for awhile.

    After all, Bio, you've created perhaps the most interesting monster to grace the halls of /tg/ in many a month, which in internet-time might as well be millenia.
    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/17/09(Sat)03:51 No.6307900
    You blast the canine with confusion - wave after wave after wave of confusion, to try and keep it immobile and inactive.

    You draw your harpoon in again, and you fire at it, hitting it in its flank. You pulled on your tongue and retract the spike, before you fire it again, hitting the neck. You withdraw your harpoon. Again. You hit in it the shoulder. You withdraw your harpoon. Again. Again. Again. Again.

    By the time the canine finishes its pathetic whimpering and finally goes completely still, at least a minute has past and you don't care to count the number of puncture wounds that cover its body. The filthy animal lies there in a pool of its own blood, dead and decaying.

    You hear a distant, rhythmic splashing in the sewage. Something is approaching. You tune into its thoughts and it's... it's a mess. You can barely understand a single thing. There are so many thoughts, flowing through it all at once. This is far more intelligen than anything you've ever encountered, far more dangerous.

    You see a shadow loom over the carcass of a dog and you hear strange sounds as the human tries to verbally communicate with its poor, deceased companion. The thin, ragged, rather impoverished looking man leans down to cradle the beast affectionately. Strange.

    You are three feet away from an encounter with man. The only thing keeping you concealed are the shadows. When we return to this, next Friday, at 14:00 chan time, you will decide what to do with man.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)03:52 No.6307910
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    >> Bio !LzFfkxZBAY 10/17/09(Sat)03:54 No.6307926
    Also, for your current appearance, think something along the lines of the following image, except with four eyes instead of two, a pair of rather sickly arms folded into your chest, spinnerets in the arse and a harpoon in its mouth. Oh, and a general pinkish fleshy colour.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)04:06 No.6307995
    See you next week then

    And next time, don't vanish like that
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)04:12 No.6308030

    Excellent conclusion!
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)04:14 No.6308048
    Just saved this to a text file for next week, since the thread was archived before this was posted.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)04:17 No.6308070
    The archive updates itself.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)04:25 No.6308114
    Maybe 4chanarchive, but does suptg? I do't think it does.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)04:26 No.6308123
    It does.
    >> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)04:58 No.6308321
    Ho should we deal with the human next time around then?

    Also, I am sorry that Bio had to leave so soon - we didn't really get much done today.

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