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    103 KB "Deathwish" quest 4.75 Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:22 No.6364430  
    Excuse stock footage for unexpected 3rd Thread of the night. ( Jebus.)

    Your arm is complete. It is beautiful, strong and just for effect you punch in the air with it. The sound it makes is deadly and almost a shock. You've become more adept at fighting, but it feels like this Steel and it's magical properties increase effectiveness of whatever applied to naturally.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:24 No.6364451
    I love you Deathwish.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:25 No.6364461
    How long until shit gets presented to Dwarfenking?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:25 No.6364465
    Punch the air until you can't punch no more.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:26 No.6364470
    wonder what would happen if you tried fapping with that hand...
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:26 No.6364475
    >>6364470
    Something beautiful and yet horrible at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:26 No.6364477
    So...
    We got a month until the contest is over. Might I suggest that we give him the axe now as after all this work getting it STOLEN or something stupid like that would be bullshit. Put it in the royal vault or something.

    So how are we going to make the new wing for the gold dragon? Get the black matriarch's wing and mod it so it will work for the gold?

    also.

    Show dorf princess the axe.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:26 No.6364480
    Begin study on dragon wings so we can recreate the golden dragon's wing when the time comes. We should have one left from the harvested black wyrm corpse.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)02:26 No.6364482
    >>6364465
    Not before we put the rune of strength/endurance on it.
    >>6364470
    The most orgasmic masturbatory excess EVER.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:28 No.6364501
    >>6364461
    It is a couple of weeks until the competition. You are pretty much a celebrity here, and people are begging you to stop by to drink with them, craft something for them, or tell your tales.

    You also have offers of Training to fight, from some of the best in the Kingdom. Many healers, scientists and Mages want to inspect your phantom arm as well.
    >> Ursus Rex 10/21/09(Wed)02:28 No.6364504
    >>6364430
    Get back with the Princess. Start sowing some diplomatic ties.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:28 No.6364508
    There isn't some rune of attachment we can use is there? If there is then we just need to add a joint or something similar to the black matriarch's wing and present it to the golden dragon.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:29 No.6364509
    >>6364480

    this seems like a productive use of our time.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:29 No.6364511
    We still need to ask the king about the second request from the gold dragon.
    Also
    >store the axe someplace safe.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)02:30 No.6364533
    >>6364504
    Notthisshitagain.jpg
    >>6364480
    Do that.
    >>6364501
    Train with princess in lieu of anyone else, if we train.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:30 No.6364538
    >>6364501
    DO IT, ALL OF IT. Also, we should take off our arm every once in a while and learn to fight with one hand, I am almost sure we will benefit from it.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:30 No.6364540
    Give the Dwarf King his axe unofficially so he can put it in the royal vault or something. We don't need the fucking thing stolen after all our hard work.

    Then, go study up on how to:
    1. Help the King kill the mama Black Dragon.
    2. How to possibly use the Black Dragon's wing to graft to the Gold Dragon.
    Also, keep in the back of your head that you need the Black Dragon's eye also for the Gold Dragon.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:31 No.6364555
    I say we train with anyone trustworthy, but the princess or someone we trust should always be with us to make sure we aren't robbed of our awesome ass axe.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:32 No.6364557
    If we have nothing else better to do, I'd suggest that we take the princess up on her combat lessons... I (cautiously) trust Firstquest enough that our town won't be a smouldering ruin when we get back... But things will probably get dangerous upon our return.
    Also, since we made a weapon that will surely be passed into legend and still have a month to go, we could tentatively make some sketches for the artificial wing... though we might want to wait until we have access to the library for that.
    Speaking of dragons, do you think we could ask the king to forbid the dwarves to hunt those two? They seemed alright for amoral, immortal, lizards after all.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)02:32 No.6364560
    >>6364537
    NO! NO PREGNANCY! SEX IS FINE, BUT CHARLES BRONSON NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO RETURN HOME, REMEMBER? WE ARE NOONES BABY-DADDY UNTIL EVERYTHING MAJOR IS SORTED OUT.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:32 No.6364561
    >>6364480
    >>6364477
    She hasn't had time to come to see you with all of the ceremonies and hype that comes before the week of a king Picking his weapon. It seems these things usually only happen once in a lifetime, If the king loses his weapon It can happen more, so this is a rare chance. The news of your weapon has made this turn out crazy. The city is literally packed with people.

    You wonder if the Axe is safest in the King's vault or with you. He has stated he can't keep it with himself because for him to truly choose before it started is dishonorable.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:32 No.6364564
    >>6364538
    agreed! leave arm with the mage types for a few hours every so often while we train! Work on stamania and strength, so we can do epic rune work on arm later.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:33 No.6364566
    >>6364540
    On that note, let's go tell the king that when he goes to kill the dragon, we want to accompany him.

    I'm calling it though, the king will die in his quest. Moby Dick and all that,
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:34 No.6364581
    >>6364501
    It would be beneficial to work with the mages and scientists for a while, we need to learn some of their trade for improving our weapons. Chat more to the ones that seem to have most interest in weapon enchantment. Also, make a few weapons to sell in our spare time.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)02:34 No.6364587
    >>6364566
    Only if we let him. Although really, his entire life would reek of anti-climax after that point.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:34 No.6364592
    >>6364561
    It's probably the safest with us then, though we should have him send a regiment of his finest security officers to follow the weapon. So if we say leave for training they guard the house or if we have it with us they keep an eye on it.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:34 No.6364593
    >>6364564
    Let's not separate from our arm. Who knows what someone would do with it if they wanted to steal it?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:35 No.6364597
    >>6364501
    Create some shit.
    maybe a twin to the shit mauler used just for smashan?
    Maybe a tankard with a luck rune?
    a glove for our real hand for PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF SHIT with quake. we will need to punch rocks. TONS OF ROCKS.
    maybe some light armor with turtle on it?

    Perhaps a nice little gift for our favorite little wolf girl?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:36 No.6364602
    >>6364566
    Not while we're around, bub. If anyone is dying, it will be us. Charles Bronson has a goddamn deathwish.
    >> Ursus Rex 10/21/09(Wed)02:36 No.6364603
    >>6364561
    Wrap the blade in leather but otherwise keep the axe on your back at all times, in plain sight.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:36 No.6364605
    Also, do we hear anything about the other competitor's weapons?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:36 No.6364610
    In that case, let's make sure the axe never leaves our back.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:36 No.6364611
    >>6364597


    oh shit, didn't we say we'd make something nice for that big orc that liked us?

    Also, a present for wolf girl would be good too.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)02:37 No.6364618
    >>6364605
    That they cannot possibly win?
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)02:38 No.6364622
    >>6364611
    >>6364605
    >>6364610
    These I guess.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:38 No.6364628
    >>6364605
    THIS! surely there is some kind of rumor about our compentition?
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:38 No.6364634
    >>6364533
    >>6364480
    >>6364581
    You decide to let the King hold the Axe under personal guard in his Royal vault. His face and threats to his guards if anyone get it, are reassuring. He talks to you now as if you were a long time friend. You inform him of the Eye you need and construction of the wing. He says he will make sure you are given an in tact eye once her head is above his throne in chains. He mention coming with him to fight the beast and he shakes his head. He will bring men to fight her brood, but the bitch is his alone.

    You mention the wing once more and he nods, he will do more then just give you books, but his best men will help you make the wing.

    ( cont.)
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:39 No.6364638
    Let's hold off on creating anything else before we've officially won.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:41 No.6364651
    >>6364634
    Fantastic, clears up the Golden Dragon's problem then.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:41 No.6364652
    >>6364605
    Other weapons are shrouded in Secrecy. It seems that they are Ballsy to compete with you, but the reason your weapon has been spoken about so much is it was too big a secret to hide. You doubt there is much that could stand up to your axe... but you're not always right.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:41 No.6364653
    >>6364611
    naw, he said he was going to save money and buy something epic from us when we got back. We wait till we get back to find out WHAT he wants weapon wise, or armor wise, or whatever wise. Then he PAYS us for it.

    But we should make a gift for wolf-chick. Maybe commission a tailor to fashion some type of clothing that wont get ripped when she goes from chick to wolfchick. Can we get elastic stretch pants invented in this era?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:41 No.6364658
    >>6364634
    May we at least come with him to WATCH? I want to see our axe take this bitch down. Will he at least fight it in an area where we can use binoculars(if they even have binoculars)?
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)02:43 No.6364680
    >>6364634
    I only want to observe, I want to see my weapon in action, can we please come?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:44 No.6364685
    >>6364658
    The king strikes me as a boastful sort, he'll probably have a mage set up a viewing area with the battle being scryed.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:44 No.6364687
    >>6364658
    Yeah, I say we at least go. Especially if he dies. We can pick up the axe and finish that dragon off. Then we're awesome, and we've got our badass axe.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:45 No.6364695
    cant we just join up with the brood hunters again? im sure they'd LOVE our company considering they all made it back last time we went with them.

    This way, we can always claim one or two of the brood for 'parts'. I imagine having a stockpile of black dragon scales to work with will make our forge back in our town VERY popular, with careful use one or two of the babies worth of scales will last for a LIFETIME.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:45 No.6364698
    >>6364653
    In your spare time, when you are not answering questions from mages or learning about your own arm, you are trying to think of something nice to bring back to your old friend the Wolf girl. You can't think of anything that make change enough to survive her shape shifts and he seems un-interested in material things.

    She does not wear clothing or use a weapon. She's hard to shop for to say the least.

    When you are doing none of these things, whenever she has free time the Princess shows you how to fight. She kisses you and hugs you occasionally, but it seems once that real night of lust was out of her system she controls herself.

    Finally Three days stand between you and the competition.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:46 No.6364708
    >>6364695
    Or we can use a good amount of scales to make some BLACK DRAGON SCALE ARMOR.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:47 No.6364712
    >>6364698

    Make her a necklace.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:47 No.6364714
    Also the King has said you can come to the final attack, he says it would be an honor to fight in a battle with you, as long as you leave the bitch for him. You'll get to know how great your axe really is.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:47 No.6364717
    Im still suggesting some light armor to block arrows or things like that. I know we have a deathwish and all but we dont really want to die too soon now do we? and if black steel is strong and light we might as well make scale armor or something. something lightweight we can wear it under our shirt or coat.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:47 No.6364722
    Also, uh, whenever we head back to our town, we should stop off wherever it was we shacked up with that one chick. See if she's got a 3 month bump going on or not.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:48 No.6364723
    >>6364714
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:48 No.6364728
    >>6364695
    This. Careful planing and use will gain us much fame and bring prosperity to our forge and town for years to come. Enough income to really expand and rub it into those douchbag's in the city nearby.

    Given a few years, and we could buy them out. How ironic would that be.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:48 No.6364731
    rolled 79 = 79

    You spend one of those days going back out with the hunters, they are more then excited and bolstered to have you in their ranks, and agree to split the scales and reagents with you as if you were one of their team.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:48 No.6364732
    >>6364717
    >>6364708
    I vote for this. We'll try to gather black dragon scales and make us some armor.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:49 No.6364738
    >>6364731
    Man those dragon hunter's are good luck.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:49 No.6364739
    >>6364731
    Uh oh, 79 doesn't sound good. Or maybe it's great.

    I NEVER KNOW WITH YOU, FIRSTQUEST!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:50 No.6364742
    >>6364731
    We need to kill one of the whelps with our MOTHERFUCKING GAUNTLET.

    Not even the hammer.

    THE GAUNTLET.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:51 No.6364755
    OH, HERE'S AN IDEA

    Did any of our research on Dragons say anything about their eyes?

    I mean, sure, the gold dragon says he just wants it for revenge, but can we trust that on face value? Maybe he's got some plans for that thing.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:51 No.6364765
    >>6364731
    Your trips go swimmingly as the first time, in fact better. With your combat training, and with their guidance not to mention your new arm and hammer, you walk away with a great haul and thin the Brood's numbers. You convince them to not just bag the big ones, but try to take out the smaller as well even if they do not have fully developed acid glands and less scales, soon the assault will take place anyway.

    The bodies are picked and you walk away with two glands full of acid, plenty of scales, and loads of nasty teeth.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:53 No.6364773
    >>6364765

    dragon tooth necklace. do eeet
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:53 No.6364774
    >>6364765
    Let's fashion these scales into some armor, and find out how to use the turtle rune.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:53 No.6364777
    >>6364765
    PUT AN ACID GLAND INTO OUR ARM, SHOOT SOME ELVEN ASSHATS WITH ACID.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:53 No.6364778
    >>6364755
    No, and the mages have no idea what a lifeless eye would be good for, but they speculate as you speak about how he gazed into your eyes to consume your memories, it might work even with a dead eye. He could just want inside the things she has seen in her long long life.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:54 No.6364784
    >>6364765
    HELL YES. Save that shit for EPIC works over the rest of our life! We've got materials for a lifetime worth of epic craft checks now guys. Our town is going to be THE place for blacksmithing. Heh. blackscalesmithing!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:54 No.6364785
    >>6364765
    hm... teeth necklace a good gift for a werewolf?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:54 No.6364792
    Hmmm... we probably should've seen if we could've sent a message to our town... I think we should make a weapon for our Orc freind, give him something to pass down from generation to generation... Maybe test out the Strength rune, to see just how far we can take it?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:55 No.6364793
    >>6364765
    Fantastic, begin making that arm mounted heavy crossbow in time between now and the end of the competition. Space out the forging so it doesn't interfere with our training/studying.
    >> noko 10/21/09(Wed)02:55 No.6364794
    can we go practice fighting with our megafist?
    like an archery-boxing bag or something
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:55 No.6364796
    >>6364785

    seems like it'd work
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:55 No.6364802
    we should make some bolts for our arm bow with the teeth.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:55 No.6364805
    We need to do some endurance training in preparation for STRENGTHRUNE.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:56 No.6364806
    >>6364774
    >>6364773
    There is no time to create any armor before the event, but you do make a nice little necklace of smaller to larger Dragon teeth. It's a nice little number and little silver links hold them together. You assume the Werewolf who you owe your life will really appreciate it.

    You have one day left. And you have not found a bard, but they would likely crawl over eachother for the chance to speak on behalf of your weapon. Do you wish to find one, or do it yourself?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:56 No.6364809
    >>6364792
    dude the orc said he wants to BUY something from us. he didn't say what just that he was going to save his gold up for when we got back so he could commission something.

    Does he want armor? A sword? what kind? how big? we dont know this shit. This waits till we return.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:57 No.6364815
    >>6364806
    We'll do it ourself.

    BECAUSE CHARLES FUCKING BRONSON HAS A VOICE OF GOLD!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:57 No.6364817
    I think our wolfy friend would appreciate a dragon tooth necklace.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:57 No.6364818
    >>6364806
    We write the lore of this axe and inscribe it as follows:
    "By the hand of a deadman and the fury of the forge; the parentkiller and vengeancebringer thirsts for dragonblood to engorge. Through the death of it's mother, cackling witch of a storm; it feasted upon it's father, in flames and acid it was truely born. It waits for the king who will raise it up high; to smite the black mother and cut open the sky."
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:57 No.6364821
    >>6364806
    We will do it. Let the bards tell tales of our epic presentation later. Made by our hands, its tale shall be told by our tongue.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)02:57 No.6364825
    >>6364806
    We will speak of the AXE. The bard we will have speak of US.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:57 No.6364826
    >>6364806
    isent silver bad for werewolves? Gold is better.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:57 No.6364827
    >>6364806
    anyone got that little poem someone wrote in the last thread? lets just use that.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:58 No.6364832
    >>6364827
    see>>6364818
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)02:58 No.6364833
    >>6364826
    ( Lol I'm derping out. Yes I meant to type gold. Not silver.)
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:58 No.6364834
    I want the dragon hunter's as our backup bards, it doesn't matter if they can't play instruments, those bastards are fucking lucky.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:58 No.6364835
    Did we decide on a name for the axe, yet?

    Maybe it's cheesy, but I nominate it be called "Deathwish"
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:58 No.6364839
    >>6364826
    This is true. Silver links for a werewolf = oh lawd. Let's get some gold up in this bitch - or maybe even tiny little amounts of dragonsteel if we have enough left for a palmful of links.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:58 No.6364840
    >>6364835

    I say we give the king the honor of naming it.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:59 No.6364841
    >>6364818
    Use this poem.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)02:59 No.6364843
    >>6364818
    This
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:59 No.6364845
    >>6364835
    No, not yet. Deathwish will be OUR weapon.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)02:59 No.6364847
    >>6364806
    ...I just thought of something... Are we supposed to name our weapon? Because as Shit(insert-word-here) proves, creativity is not our forte. (We could be trite and call it Deathwish, but it seems in poor taste, even if the king seems to have more of a deathwish then we do, what with the whole soloing an elder black dragon and all)
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:00 No.6364852
    >>6364834
    They'll shred on Dwarf guitars.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:00 No.6364854
    >>6364835
    Ill-omened name for a gift to a king, man.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:01 No.6364857
    >>6364847
    Dragonbane or some shit, if we have to name it ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:01 No.6364864
    so, we're doing the whole telling of the tale, so why don't we conclude it by aving the king name it or something. people will be like 'oh shi' or something.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:01 No.6364870
    As you muse on the thoughts of your axe and finding a bard, you wrap words around each other in your mind, thinking of all that you have done to complete this axe in your time here. Your scar across your face, the deals made with dragons. Smiling wider as you look at the still broken bed. You know just what to say when you introduce your own weapon.

    Everyone knows your story. No reason to say more then what is needed. It will speak for its self. It simply needs a name.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:01 No.6364871
    >>6364854
    It is cursed to never fulfill the owners 'Deathwish'. Also can we get Dwarf-Fortress style descriptions of our axe up in here?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:02 No.6364878
    The name of Deathwish shall go to one of our weapons eventually. Probably end up being the gauntlet or some other phantom limb weapon.

    The only name I can think of for the axe is "Dragon Slayer", but that's too overdone. I'm sure someone else will come up with something better. If not, leave it to the king to name his weapon.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:02 No.6364886
    i dunno, thunderflame or some shit
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:03 No.6364888
    >>6364870
    Let the king name it. He's part of the fucking legend that went into the crafting of this bitch. Requesting that he honour it with a name will be the crowning moment of its presentation.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:03 No.6364891
    >>6364870
    I'll say it again, Dragonbane. Made by dragon scales and teeth, blessed by lightning and a burning dragon. Made for killing a dragon.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:03 No.6364894
    call it 'Harvester of Sorrow' or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:03 No.6364896
    Breath of the Twin Serpents.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:04 No.6364902
    >>6364891


    shits overdone
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:04 No.6364904
    >>6364888
    Yeah, this. "It's your weapon to call as you please." Unless he demands we have a name for it. Then we just make some shit up.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:04 No.6364905
    >>6364870
    Uh... We might want to leave out the part that he fucked the princess. although due to the fact we made him a weapon that will be remembered forever he might forgive us.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:04 No.6364911
    Dragon reaver could work
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:04 No.6364913
    The OverAxe
    Sky Shatterer
    The Sky Detonator
    Dragon's End
    The Black Storm
    The Flaming Thunderhead
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:05 No.6364920
    Ragnarok maybe?
    Screw it, see if we can ask the princess or one of the bards for help... Who would've thought naming the thing was the hard part
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:05 No.6364922
    >>6364888
    THIS

    ITS THE LITTLE FINAL TOUCH THAT MIGHT BE THE DECIDING THING THAT LETS US WIN
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:06 No.6364926
    If we have to name it - I prefer >>6364888 's suggestion - then we should go with something simple, like The Promise, Recompensation, or The Competition.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:07 No.6364935
    oathkeeper?
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:07 No.6364937
    You decide to let the king name the weapon, and will just sing it's praises. Shall you rest up and head to the event tomorrow then?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:08 No.6364941
    >>6364937

    sounds like a plan.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:08 No.6364945
    >>6364941
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:08 No.6364950
    >>6364937
    YEP, congratulations on a successful three threads, firstquest.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:08 No.6364952
    >>6364937
    NAPPANTIEM.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:09 No.6364956
    >>6364937
    Yeah. Make sure that axe is secure as fuck. I can't remember if we still have it or if it's in the vault, but whatever.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:09 No.6364957
    >>6364937
    Yes. Get up early so you can dress snappy. Dont want to see the king at the contest covered in dirt/blood.
    or do we.....
    also.
    bring the bear coat. He wanted it back.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:10 No.6364967
    >>6364957
    The princess gave us that. We should probably give it back to her. If we haven't.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:10 No.6364968
    >>6364957
    She wanted it back.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:13 No.6364992
    It'd be awkward to come into the competition in his son's bear coat. Let's return it before or after we present the weapon.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:14 No.6365000
    >>6364992
    this
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:16 No.6365010
    >>6364967
    >>6364968
    >>6364956
    The next day is a royal mess. People line the streets on every level of the fortress people shout and cheer and curse when any of the smiths walk by. Banners line the sky, and guards are in their best armor shined and ready.

    It takes time, but eventually you are in the packed throne room, and under a black sheet, so the crowds cannot see it, same for the other two smiths.

    ( Cont. Tonight to the judge or Tommorrow. I know it is getting late, but I'm off. So I can stay up real late tonight.)
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:16 No.6365014
    >>6365010
    LET'S FINISH THIS SHIT NOW.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:17 No.6365018
    >>6365014
    Let the man sleep.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:17 No.6365023
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOH this is awesome
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:17 No.6365027
    >>6365010
    TONIGHT
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:18 No.6365029
    >>6365010
    Do you enjoy sleep?
    I sleep too much, so I'm willing to stay up.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:18 No.6365032
    >>6365010
    On the one hand we all need to go to sleep. On the other hand I really want to continue. You're call.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:19 No.6365041
    Let's finish it. So we can start off on a new foot tomorrow.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:20 No.6365047
    >>6365041
    We should probably save the dragon for tomorrow, but I want to know if we won god-damn-it.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:21 No.6365053
    You made sure to give the coat back as you saw the Princess on the way in and she thanked you many times over, but it seems she was reluctant to take it back until you explained what it might look like.

    You are chosen to present last by the king for obvious reasons. The other two dwarfs look at you as if you are scum. They might of stayed to prove, even with the rare materials, no one can beat a Dwarf at Smithing.

    The first contestant is called forward, and he pulls back his black sheet, showing a massive two handed sword.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:21 No.6365058
    >>6365010
    Oh god I'm so nervous, I know we used the best materials, but what if someone outdid us?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:21 No.6365063
    EFF FIVE
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:22 No.6365068
    >>6365053
    Pfft, what a loser.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:22 No.6365070
    tonight! please mr. firstquest
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:22 No.6365073
    >>6365053
    We look slightly worried.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:22 No.6365074
    >>6365053
    Anything interesting about the greatsword? Anything that really catches the eye?

    We may have totally rocked this show but we can at least have professional courtesy for our fellow smiths here.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:24 No.6365082
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    >>6365053
    THE TWO HAND TRIED TO KILL THE METAL, BUT HE FAILED AS HE WAS THROWN TO THE GROUND
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:24 No.6365089
    My heart hurts!
    F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:24 No.6365092
    I'd say we're in the clear... until Firstquest starts rolling those dice...
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:26 No.6365102
    >>6365092
    Yeah. That's when it's time to worry.

    >01

    Uh oh, looks like this last dwarf used this super rare metal that is only found underwater. He wins.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:26 No.6365104
    >>6365053
    The sword is huge, and decorative, made of Black Steel with etchings of Dwarfs and Dragons fighting down the length of the blade. Its CraftsDwarfmanship is of the highest quality.

    The king walks up to the blade, and makes a gesture, a large pedestal is wheeled out into the middle of the room, on it is a huge Dragon scale. Not the tiny Black Dragon broodlings, this likely came from the queen herself. It would be akin to hitting a target made of plate steel.

    The king pulls back the weapon and bring it down, it down, a rune shines on the hilt as he strikes, you know it as a Strength rune, The weapon sinks into the scale and the crowd cheers apparently sinking in even a fourth of the way is an amazing feat.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:26 No.6365107
    >>6365102
    GODDAMNIT BILL I THOUGHT FIRST WAS POSTING
    I was so excited.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:27 No.6365115
    >>6365104
    FFFFFFFFF
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:27 No.6365120
    >>6365107
    Looks like ou got your wish...
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:27 No.6365122
    >>6365102
    I was thinking more like looks like the dwarf made a steampunk mecha that menaces with spikes of obsidian... but yeah, I'd say we're in the clear.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:28 No.6365123
    YEEAAAAHHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:28 No.6365133
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    >>6365120
    Just have to wait 5 minutes. I can do this, I can do this.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:28 No.6365134
    Our axe had better be fucking efficient.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:30 No.6365144
    rolled 4 = 4

    The cart is wheeled away, and the king nods his approval, in the right spot that weapon could kill a dragon given enough blows.

    The next weapon is unveiled and it is a huge two handed hammer. The face plate is covered with the rune you know as Earth. He picks up the Hammer, and the rune glows. The weapon is simple, and not very decorated, but the head of the mace looks like it was designed to deal death.

    A new pedestal is wheeled out and the king raises the hammer up to strike.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:30 No.6365150
    >>6365144
    FUCK FUCK FUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:30 No.6365152
    >>6365144
    A 4! THIS IS GOING TO BE LAUGHABLE.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:30 No.6365154
    >>6365144
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:31 No.6365161
    >>6365144
    IT'S ALL OVER MAN
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:31 No.6365162
    Wait, is that 4 for his strike or is it for our likelyhood of winning, I really hope it's for him.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:32 No.6365168
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    >>6365144
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:32 No.6365169
    >>6365144
    What did I say... I'd expect this to outright shatter the scale...
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:33 No.6365180
    >>6365144
    4!?

    Could either be bad for him, or bad for us.

    I CANT WAIT!
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:33 No.6365184
    >>6365144
    ..and the hammer slams into the scale. The entire place seems to quake and rock. But when the show is done. The scale is barely scratched. Still it was an impressive display of raw power. The Dwarf grunts on after the presentation saying that the reverberations could kill the monster even without breaking his scales.

    ( Also Put long, but awesome bardic stories in front of these weapons. And big epic names. I'm just saving some time.)
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:33 No.6365185
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    >>6365144
    THE HAMMER TRIED TO KILL THE METAL, BUT THE METAL HAD IT'S WAY
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:33 No.6365186
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    >>6365184
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:35 No.6365193
    we should offer to buy that hammer.

    because we are good sports.

    we'll trade some black dragon scales for it.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:35 No.6365195
    >>6365162
    Due to the fact that is just a weapon of death. We made a weapon of art and death. That and the fact we have dragon steel should give us a very large edge.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:35 No.6365198
    >>6365185
    Hahahaha
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:35 No.6365207
    >>6365184
    Huzzah! Unless we get a 1 we're probably fine... ...Unless we put too much power into the weapon and it ends up destroying the king when he uses it...
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:36 No.6365212
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    >>6365207
    Please god no.
    >> Guardsman Terry 10/21/09(Wed)03:36 No.6365213
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    >>6365185
    >it's
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:36 No.6365216
    >>6365195
    Large edge? Compared to a hammer? An axe has a very large edge. Cutting edge.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:36 No.6365217
    >>6365213
    Shut up, I was in the heat of the moment damn you.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:37 No.6365218
    >>6365207
    That is my biggest concern.

    If that happened, would we be seen as a murderer? Or as fuck awesome?
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:37 No.6365224
    Finally it is your turn. And you stand, wheeling your weapon out on the provided pedestal. The room is silent before you as the King stands, you can see how hyped he is.

    You've never had so many people captive before, and words catch in your throat. People stare at your arm, stare at your scar. Some look hopeful some scowl at your race. It takes a couple of deep breaths, and you think of how far you've come.

    It is time to make everyone proud, and show them all you are more then just a lucky man. You forged yourself through trial. It is time they all know this.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:38 No.6365237
    >>6365224
    Time to tell the tale of a man who has a deathwish, motherfuckers. Time to tell his tale and the tale of the axe he forged.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:39 No.6365239
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    >>6365224
    FFFFFFFFFFFF HERE WE GO
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:39 No.6365241
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    >>6365224
    NO ONE CAN DESTROY THE METAL
    THE METAL WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A VICIOUS BLOW
    WE ARE THE VANQUISHED FOES OF THE METAL
    WE TRIED TO WIN FOR WHY WE DO NOT KNOW
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:40 No.6365249
    >>6365218
    Both maybe? People might assume we're some kind of demon-king of blacksmiths and we go into infamy forever, maybe to scare apprentice blacksmiths or something...
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:41 No.6365254
    Oh god, I cannot bear the suspense.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:41 No.6365260
    >>6365249
    >demon-king of blacksmiths
    FUND IT
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:41 No.6365261
    >>6365224
    By the hand of a deadman and the fury of the forge; the parent killer and vengeance bringer thirsts for dragon blood to engorge. Through the death of it's mother, cackling witch of a storm; it feasted upon it's father, in flames and acid it was truely born. It waits for the king who will raise it up high; to smite the black mother and cut open the sky."

    You tear away the cloth, and the crowd stands pushing each other to get a better look. The king walks forward, and takes the axe in his hands.

    His excitement is barely contained and it can be shown as the Axe reacts to him. Lightning Dances around the blade tip, to leap to the tooth at the bottom and then back up to the hammer side of the axe. Fire Crawls around the edge, actually joining the lightning as it leaps from point to point, as if their union was complete in his hands.

    Not a sound can be heard save held breaths as the Axe raises above his head...
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:42 No.6365267
    >>6365261
    HOLD YOUR BREATH
    SHIT THIS'LL HURT
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:42 No.6365271
    >>6365241
    Jack Black is ruining this for me.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:42 No.6365274
    >>6365261
    OH GOD HERE IT COMES
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:43 No.6365280
    >>6365261
    Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:43 No.6365281
    >>6365261
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GOOD GOD MAN YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME! I CANNOT WITHSTAND SUCH EPIC!
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:43 No.6365284
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    >>6365261
    Yessssss, just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:44 No.6365294
    >>6365261
    OH GOD I CANNOT STOP PLAYING THE LAST THIRD OF HERE COMES THE ARM IN MY HEAD

    OH GOD
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:46 No.6365305
    I sure hope the king isn't annihilated.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:46 No.6365308
    SIXTY NIGGERS ON A SPACESHIP
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:46 No.6365311
    >>6365305
    >>6365284
    BITCHES YOU ARE RUINING IT FOR ME
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:47 No.6365319
    >>6365261
    ...And brings it down. The sound is deafening, as if he was actually using a storm of flame and fury. Thunder echoes through the room, causing people to jump in fright. Followed by quiet once more, aside from the crackle and flames of the axe.

    The Scale, and the stone pedestal it sat upon both are cleaved in two. The axe head is sunk into the Floor, and with little effort the king pulls it free. Staring in wonder as the enchantments calm with him, but do not go out. No one has seen such power before. He turns to look at you, tears in his eyes. With this his thirst for revenge can finally be filled.

    "...what do you call this wonder?"
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:47 No.6365327
    >>6365319
    I JUST HAD AN ORGASM
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:48 No.6365328
    >>6365319
    That is for you to decide, friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:48 No.6365332
    >>6365319
    I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:48 No.6365336
    >>6365319
    DEATHWISH.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:48 No.6365337
    >>6365319
    Shit. We wanted to let him name it... how about... Uncompromising.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:48 No.6365340
    DAUGHTER SLAYER DO IT
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:49 No.6365342
    >>6365319
    My chest cavity is trying to escape through my ear canal.
    I say we let him decide, as of earlier decided.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:49 No.6365343
    >>6365336
    No, Deathwish is going to be our arm or something. And we already decided the King was going to name it weren't we?
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:49 No.6365351
    >>6365319
    "A name it has not been given, great king. For you alone was this weapon forged, and you alone have the right to name it."
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/21/09(Wed)03:50 No.6365353
    >>6365351
    This.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:50 No.6365358
    >>6365319
    It is his weapon, and its legend shall be his. We, mere metal-worker that we are, know that it is not our place to name this instrument of death and beauty.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:50 No.6365359
    >>6365319
    What would you call it?

    Although I am liking "Firestorm"
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:51 No.6365364
    >>6365319
    Before you can tell him he can name it. Before you can even think, your lips move to respond.

    "Despair's End". You say and He grins at you, he knows you understand the justice in murder and what it is to despair for revenge.... what it is to have a Deathwish. And what it is overcome it. And with this, he can too.
    >> firstquest is awesome incarnate 10/21/09(Wed)03:51 No.6365367
    >>6365224
    .....PIERCE BROSNAN
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:51 No.6365369
    >>6365364
    GODDAMNIT FIRSTQUEST YOU ARE THE BEST EVER. SHAKESPEARE BLAH.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:52 No.6365376
    >>6365364
    And so it was.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:54 No.6365394
    >>6365364
    Anonymous is pleased.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:54 No.6365396
    ( I think that is a good Place to stop for the night. Tomorrow Is up in the air. I might take a few days to recharge juices, or I might be eager. Check here between 9-10pm same time as last night. If you see a thread I'm prolly not out bein awesome.)
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:54 No.6365400
    And so it was, as it is, as it was meant to be.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:54 No.6365402
    We love you, First.
    >> Grey 10/21/09(Wed)03:55 No.6365407
    >>6365396
    Goodnight, Firstquest.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)03:56 No.6365412
    Got chills man, chills.
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:56 No.6365413
    ( And thanks for the compliments guys. I started this just to get writers blocked destroyed, but I honestly enjoy it. I will try to think up a few more fun runes and a better system of Crafting to make it less of a cluster fuck.)
    >> Firstquest 10/21/09(Wed)03:58 No.6365424
    Archive seems to be down BTW. So, Hurm. Can't keep mah eyes open. I'll figure somethin out tho.
    >> Blackheart 10/21/09(Wed)03:59 No.6365437
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    OP, this is yours, actually its mine, but now its yours.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)04:00 No.6365449
    >>6365437
    That is a particularly nicely airbrushed ass.
    >> Blackheart 10/21/09(Wed)04:05 No.6365488
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    >>6365449
    Arrangements can be made, if you wish to validate the original's quality~
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)04:06 No.6365502
    >>6365437
    >>6365449
    In short: DAT ASS
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)04:19 No.6365612
    >>6365488
    Do tell more gentlefag.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)04:28 No.6365692
    So even though we surpassed our Deathwish (and I'm not sure that we ever had one) are we still going to go around saying we do? Because it's a pretty good motif I must say.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)05:36 No.6366390
    >>6365437
    If that is a male ass it is time for an underaged B&.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)05:45 No.6366467
    I'm so fuckin lame im still up because this got me all hyped up and awake. Fuckin hate you first.
    >> Blackheart 10/21/09(Wed)05:48 No.6366498
    >>6366390
    I'm 20, thank you very much.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)05:55 No.6366556
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    >> Blackheart 10/21/09(Wed)05:58 No.6366576
    >>6366390
    I'm also 4'9" tall and 92.5 pounds heavy.

    Yay for having tons of genetic defects and taking truckloads of meds since I was 8.
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)06:20 No.6366728
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    >>6365437
    >> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)07:40 No.6367312
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    Given how awesome this quest went, I feel an updated image of the Despair's End is in order. Great job Firstquest!

    Also, I will try and get our glove (with assorted weapon attachments) sketched out in time for the next quest.



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