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    40 KB Deathwishquest 5.5 Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)00:45 No.6379452  
    You nod to one of the more seasoned dead-eye hunters and toss him your last silver arrow. You ready your shield and begin to rush at the oncoming vampires, a few of the others follow you, but the armed one sits back. He knows who you want shot.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:46 No.6379472
    >>6379452
    PERFECT. Let's lure that bitch down into firing range.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:47 No.6379480
    Roar a challenge at the leading vampire and tell him to come and face you. Hopefully you can create a clear shot once he comes down to melee level.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)00:47 No.6379484
    PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES! BASH THEM WITH OUR SHIELD!

    We've got to get through these bitches to see how the king is doing.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/22/09(Thu)00:48 No.6379500
    FFF- Missed threads due to SKIDSTEER COURSE. FFF-
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:49 No.6379513
    I imagine this ending somewhat badly for the Dwarf King.

    Sure, he slew an evil black dragon. But he got his dudes killed for his personal vendetta. And if it hadn't been for a HUMAN, he would've lost many more men.

    They'll not remember this day as the day a King slew a Dragon, but as the day a common blacksmith rallied an army.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)00:50 No.6379521
    >>6379452
    You ready your shield and let the armed one get behind you, your team seems to know what you want and follows with your attack, you charge forward, yelling and they go along with it.

    You smash into the wall of Blood-thirsty creatures with your shield and they shriek to touch its silver steel, one manages to tackle you to the ground anyhow, but you are able to push him off. The three who had followed your charge are not so lucky and you can feel their blood spraying onto you from torn open necks.

    You smash one in the face with your fist and it falls over, not dead, but reeling. Suddenly you heir a cry and realize your feint worked. Looking up you see the Vampire siren shot through the head with the bolt you had tossed off.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:51 No.6379525
    >>6379513
    haha,
    bad end
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)00:51 No.6379528
    >>6379513
    Five other dwarfs who are still alive right now are all that really know what you've done.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)00:51 No.6379530
    >>6379521
    PUNCH HER FUCKING FACE IN!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:52 No.6379540
    >>6379528
    Two, now.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:53 No.6379547
    >>6379521
    GRAB THAT BITCH, RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:53 No.6379555
    >>6379540
    We probably had eight and then lost three.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)00:54 No.6379559
    OR, POSSIBLY, RIP HER FUCKING HEART OUT!
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)00:54 No.6379564
    >>6379530
    She's dead and thuds to the ground. The vampires begin to scatter at her death however, and you walk up for good measure and give her a strength and revenge infused face punch. Her head bursts like a melon.

    The sky seems to be clearing up, it seems she had some control over the weather letting the vampires stay outside. Five of the hunters are left with you. You can hear fighting still deep inside the cave behind you.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:54 No.6379569
    We swore to ourselves that we would protect these hunters. They are-... were our bros, probably some of the closest things we've had for friends for a long time.
    And we just saw them massacred by these bloodsucking vermin.

    Screw going out of our way to see the king use the shiny axe, it's berserk rage time.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:55 No.6379574
    >>6379564
    GET IN THERE.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:55 No.6379575
    >>6379564
    Advance.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)00:56 No.6379587
    >>6379564
    Rally the men and march into the cave. Ready the crossbows just in case there are any drakes that decide to charge us.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)00:58 No.6379619
    Gather ourselves, and march in.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:00 No.6379642
    >>6379574
    >>6379575
    You follow in behind and as the sun rises outside it makes the effort to see into the cave much easier.

    Torch light and the occasional bursts of fire, lightning and green flames fill a massive hollowed out cave after a short jog down the mouth of the cave. The true battle was raging in here, swarms of small whelps with no acid glands are all over, fighting with the Dwarfs.

    Larger horse sized drakes wrestle with warriors all over them. At the heart of the battle a bloody, but living king struggles to fight the beast. It seems he is holding his own fine as long as he only has the queen to worry about. Despair's End is raging with its enchants swirling about lashing at the dragon even as blows miss her, or deflecting her Green flames even as if the weapon was sentient.

    How will you assist?
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:01 No.6379649
    "You won't always be the strongest or fastest. You can be the toughest."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:01 No.6379655
    >>6379642
    Keep the dragons away from the king, but don't interfere in his fight.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:03 No.6379670
    >>6379642
    I vote we free up the other soldiers. Focus on the horse sized ones first, each one we kill frees up a few more dwarves along with removing a threat.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:03 No.6379674
    Help out the warriors fighting the larger drakes, keep an eye on the king and be prepared to intercept anything that comes for him.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:04 No.6379684
    We are SNIPER SUPPORT.

    Stay away, but if any of our dudes look like they're going to bite it, we interfere with a bolt to the head.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:06 No.6379708
    I feel that this axe truly belongs to us.

    Some day, it will return to our hand.

    But for now, we go forth to kill this dragons.

    Jump onto their backs. It's time to snap necks, and cash checks.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:08 No.6379729
    >>6379674
    >>6379655
    >>6379670
    You point at two of the bloody hunters and then at the king.

    "Watch his back!"

    They nod and gesture and begin to load up their chain cross bows. The others do the same, but stay near you, ready for your orders. You point at the nearest large drake keeping several soldiers at bay, and currently melting one's face.

    You shoot into it and pin it to the ground grinning as the Dwarfs cheer and begin to deliver deathblows with hammers and axes to its head.

    The king is yelling in his own language, but he has managed to get atop a massive out cropping, and seems ready to leap from it.

    The soldiers you freed up from that Drake move on to the next one as you gather up your chains and stakes to go after another.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:09 No.6379736
    >>6379729
    Oh fuck, the dragon's going to swallow the king when he jumps.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:10 No.6379747
    >>6379729
    Watch for mama's tail, shoot at it if she tries to knock the king off that rock.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:10 No.6379751
    This may be a impromptu time to ask but is there a complete list of runes and there effects/ explantation of magic in the world anywhere ?
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:11 No.6379754
    >>6379729
    As you are setting back up, one of the Swarms of smaller drakes sets upon the three of you, gnashing and clawing with their teeth and claws, bat like little dragon wings slapping and scratching into you. You hold your shield up, but the three of you are pinned trying to guard your face, necks and vitals from bloodthirsty creatures.

    Tactics?
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:12 No.6379766
    >>6379754
    Kick them in the balls.

    Or smash their faces with our fist. Aim for the eyes.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/22/09(Thu)01:13 No.6379772
    >>6379754
    SHIELD BASH. Swipe a hole clear and move through them, if you can dive through they will either follow you allowing your mates to clear them up or you to do the same for them.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:13 No.6379774
    >>6379754
    Grab one by the neck, being sure to clench your fist extra tight, use it as a bludgeoning weapon against the other two drakes. ...how big are these things anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:14 No.6379780
    >>6379754
    Tell the other two to assume the fetal postition, light a grenade and place it on top of our shield, or in a drake's mouth, whatever works.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:14 No.6379787
    >>6379754
    RELEASE THE HAND!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:16 No.6379814
    Yell, "Shield up!" then toss one of our silver grenades in the air with the right timing to have it air-burst.

    That or just hit things with the beaty-stick.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:19 No.6379842
    >>6379814
    >Tactics.
    >Or beat the shit out of it.

    It's worked before!
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:19 No.6379848
    >>6379766
    >>6379772
    >>6379774
    >>6379780
    At first you try to struggle with them, grabbing one with your metal hand and strangle it. It is like a cloud of flying biting and clawing cats. Flesh rips on your neck and claws try to dig through your armor, you can hear teeth scraping against your steel arm.

    You swing your shield knocking a load of them away, and with that moment of clarity you think, you pull out a bomb with your other hand, as you wildly swing your shield. The two hunters get near you and the three of you huddle together, once more one of them lights your bomb by instinct, but he looks really nervous.

    You pull the shield back over the three of you as you toss the bomb above your head, the explosion sends a cloud of dragon bits and green guts, black blood all around covering you in the spray.

    Not all the shrapnel is taken in the shield however, but the wounds the three of you take are superficial.

    Next move?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:20 No.6379859
    >>6379848
    Get up, help the others.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:21 No.6379867
    >>6379848
    Keep assaulting the larger drakes and watching the king.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:21 No.6379875
    Are there any small dragons left around us?

    If there are, swing arm, axe and sword, whatever we've got. Kill them all. Then see how the king is doing. If he's cool, focus on helping any other dwarves.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/22/09(Thu)01:21 No.6379876
    >>6379848
    RELOAD THAT ANTI DRAGON CROSSBOW. STAKE ANOTHER SUCKER. Keep an eye on the king though.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:22 No.6379885
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    Three man team, Forward. Bronson with shield up front, dwarfs capping everything with arrwos until we reach the next target.

    PS this reminded me of Counter-Strike for some reason.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:27 No.6379946
    >>6379859
    >>6379867
    As you stand you can see the two you got to guard the king have a very large drake pinned down, just barely, as their chains are being melted. It looks like it was heading to assist the queen.

    As you look up to glance at the king he is fighting at head level with the queen, not yet jumped off, but it looks like he will make a hell bent attack against her shortly, as long as nothing interrupts him.

    He is holding off an attack of green flames with the powers of the axe. And the queen looks like she is running out of steam. You realize he could win, the drake is breaking free and keeps looking up at the king, as if he just wants to tear free and reach him while he is distracted. You realize his fate hangs on your aid.

    Of course you could not give it. Your arm begins to hurt to vibrate. With him gone you could sway the princess enough in her tears and weakness. You could Rule the empire through her even if she never wed you. Power could be yours. Glory. The axe could be yours once more...

    All you have to do is let the king die and save me from his wrath.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:28 No.6379956
    This still seems too easy. We've defeated most of the vampires, and the drakes are slowly coming down. I don't buy it.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:28 No.6379958
    >>6379946
    wut. OH Black Dragon trying to influence ussssssss
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/22/09(Thu)01:28 No.6379970
    >>6379946
    AHAHAHAHA NO ASSHOLE. SHOOT THAT DAMN DRAKE AND TEAR YOUR ARM OFF AFTERWARDS.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:29 No.6379972
    >>6379946
    THAT IS NOT THE BRONSON WAY

    FINISH OFF THAT PINNED DRAKE AND CHEER ON THE KING LIKE A TRUE BRO
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:29 No.6379982
    >>6379946
    Fuck that.

    Kill that fucking drake. Bash its brain in with our fist.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:29 No.6379985
    >>6379946
    We were a paladin once; we are not about to fall.

    Save the king, and that alone shall be enough to sway the princess.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:29 No.6379986
    >>6379946
    We've been through this with the silver dragon. Our life is forfeit, but we can't choose for others.

    Save his life.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:29 No.6379991
    >>6379946
    Never... destroy that drake with a furious fist to the skull.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:30 No.6379993
    >>6379946
    shoot the drake. Shoot The Fucking Drake
    YELL AT THE PEAK OF YOUR VOICE "SHOOT! KILL IT"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:30 No.6380000
    >>6379946
    Damn psionic attacks... Is this from that elder drake or the wyrm herself?
    In any case, if we don't have any ranged weapons loaded throw our hammer at the drake.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:31 No.6380002
    >>6379991
    I like your style.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:31 No.6380010
    >>6379885
    That picture was actually from/used in a HL1 mod called 'Paranoia' iirc; russia, zombies. Zombies were hard as fuck to kill in that game
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:31 No.6380012
    >>6379970
    Don't be stupid, the only reason we aren't falling to the mental influence is our arm. GIVE THE DRAGON THE FINGER, but make sure the king hears this story afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:32 No.6380030
    >>6380002
    >>6379991
    >>6379982
    Do this and yell something like "EAT MY <adjective> FIST"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:32 No.6380033
    >>6379946
    IT DOES NOT MATTER IF WE ARE A WARRIOR OR A BLACKSMITH, WE WILL BECOME WHATEVER IT TAKES TO RID YOU FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTANCE. WE ARE CHARLES BRONSON, AND WE STILL HAVE A DEATHWISH! NO, BEAST... WE DO NOT STRIVE FOR SUICIDE, WE MERELY WISH TO BANISH EVIL FROM THE WORLD OF MAN.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:32 No.6380041
    >>6380000
    Not likely, the black dragons don't gain sentience or any other mental capabilities. until they reach the queen's age.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:33 No.6380049
    >>6380041
    Oh, so I guess there isn't a queen in here. . .

    OH WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THAT GIGANTIC FUCKING QUEEN RIGHT OVER THERE?
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:34 No.6380058
    >>6379985
    >>6379982
    >>6379972
    >>6379970
    Your head aches and throbs, but you shake it clear.

    You point at the drake, and your three hunters move quickly, expertly taking it back down into place, the heavy chains making it cry out in both pain and despair. It is still thrashing and spraying acid, it will break free if someone does not end it.

    You can hear a familiar shrieking from up the cavern and you alone turn around to see three vampires, these clad in black armor and wielding black weapons. You can see no light from up the tunnel, it seems they had help arrive.

    They are marching to your group. You get a strong sense the dragon is using every trump card she has, speaking into the minds of all people of power willing to listen.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:35 No.6380066
    >>6380049
    He asked if it was the drake or the queen. I was indicating it is almost certainly the queen since the drake is not old enough you fantastic fucktard.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:35 No.6380077
    >>6380058
    Kill the drake, introduce whatever leader of the vampire trio there is to your metal fist
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:35 No.6380078
    >>6380058
    Throw our shield at them Captain America style and then punch the drake until it dies
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:36 No.6380083
    >>6380058
    Hammer it, quickly. Then turn to fight the vampires.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:36 No.6380095
    Tell the others to kill the drake while you keep the twilight fanclub at bay.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:36 No.6380096
    Inventory check, do we still have grenades? If we do huck one into their direction, if not charge up the armor piercing arm mounted crossbow.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:37 No.6380101
    >>6379946
    FIGHT IT FIGHT IT FIGHT IT.

    We gonna lets some FUKKEN DRAGON push us around? Flying around like they own the place? HELL NO.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:38 No.6380120
    Wait, the pinned drake- Grab its fucking head with our arm, and try to wrestle its head to point at the vampires. Cover/gouge eyes and see if you can get one problem to cover the other in acid.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:38 No.6380121
    >>6380096
    You have one nade. The Leader of the Hunter group has the other.

    You only have enough time to order them and make an attack personally on one threat or the other. The vampires look way out of all of your league.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:38 No.6380125
    Finish this drake off with a bash to it's skull.

    If we have any grenades left, toss them at the vampires. If not, use our shield to bash into them and deliver our fucking fist to their fucking face.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:39 No.6380131
    >>6380077
    I fully endorse this plan of action. Yell something heroic and morale boosting to the king like "I shall stand and hold them, end her quickly!"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:39 No.6380135
    >>6380120
    Burn fuckers!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:39 No.6380136
    >>6380121
    Finish the drake then.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:39 No.6380137
    Three vampires, eh? Time to go fist and shield. Take 'em one at a time..

    >I!

    >DRINK!

    >YOUR!

    ..and then roundhouse rape all three of them with a backhand.

    >MILKSHAKE!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:41 No.6380162
    Order the dwarves to kill the drake and throw our shield at the vampires then a split-second later throw the grenade. With any luck after they dodge the shield they'll be caught off guard. Whatever we do, we don't want to engage them in melee.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:41 No.6380164
    >>6380120
    This if we think it is possible. Have others ready to finish them off.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:41 No.6380165
    >>6380137
    Haha, 'There Will Be Blood'.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:43 No.6380179
    Bring out SHIT REVOLUTIONIZER and start banging out a war beat, INSPIRE THEM TO STAND WITH YOU.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:43 No.6380182
    >>6380120
    Do this if at all possible.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:46 No.6380226
    About how many dwarves are left alive now anyway?
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:47 No.6380238
    ( Trying to combine the slew of stuff. )

    You rush forward, intent on crushing the threat right in front of you, loading a cross bow bolt and holding your shield in front of you to take the spray of acid, you get close enough to pin its head to the ground and shoot a bolt into its eye.

    You can hear a deathcry behind you however as you see the leader speared through the chest by that nasty looking vampires blade. The two other blood suckers move to bite into him.

    Struggling his hand holds up the explosive you gave him before, somehow he had managed to light it before. Your eyes burn as you stare into the explosion watching the dwarf and three vampires go out in flame.

    ( Cont.)
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:48 No.6380247
    >>6380238
    D:
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:48 No.6380252
    >>6380238
    He died like a pimp.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:51 No.6380270
    >>6380252
    Covered in silver, about to get a blood disease?
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)01:52 No.6380285
    >>6380238
    The one with the sword how ever seems to get back up, steaming shards of silver in his face. He looks much more refined and less bloodthirsty and savage than his kin. Soldiers rush at him blindly, and are torn apart in a blur of motion.

    He's staring you down. And for a moment you feel like you know you are about to die, but then he looks up, and frowns. Your eyes follow his and you see why he became distracted...

    A roar fills the cavern, but it is not the Queen who's voice now makes the walls crumple. The roar comes from no beast, but instead your greatest and most fearsome creation.

    The queen is out of fire to keep the Dwarf Lord at bay, and your axe is crying out, ready to deal the final stroke.

    Any actions as the king makes his death blow?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:52 No.6380289
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    >>6380238
    I say we make this great hammer "Sacrifice" in his honor to be given to the remaining dragon hunters when we get through this mess
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:53 No.6380296
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    >>6380270
    I..I...fuck you. D:
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)01:53 No.6380300
    >>6380285
    "FUCK THAT BITCH UP!"

    Turn to the vampire. "YOU ARE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER!"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:54 No.6380313
    >>6380285
    "So come on dance to the beat,
    wave your hand together!
    Come feel the heat,
    Forever and forever.

    This I have learned:
    it is time for prancing.
    Come sing along,
    with Caramel Dancing!"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:54 No.6380315
    >>6380285
    Catch the vampire by the throat, force him onto his knees and make him watch.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/22/09(Thu)01:54 No.6380321
    >>6380285
    Smile. "Deathwish motherfucker." THROW THAT SHIELD LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR. DECAPITATE THE FUCKING VAMPIRE! IF IT FAILS YOU ARE ALREADY ABOUT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE CHEST WITH SUPERFIST.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:54 No.6380322
    >>6380300
    Shouldn't it be: "You are RE-dead Mofo!"?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:55 No.6380324
    >>6380285

    While the vamp leader is distracted, we should try to put a stake-bolt through his chest with one of those big fucking crossbows.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:55 No.6380329
    >>6380285
    ...This guys the king of the vampires isn't he? Make no move to attack him, but maybe just smirk in his general direction.
    >> Grey 10/22/09(Thu)01:55 No.6380331
    >>6380285
    We can only hope that the only thing keeping him here was the black-dragons mind control powers. Maybe we can talk to him. HMM, HMM, after the dragon dies.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:56 No.6380344
    >>6380331
    We dont deal with evil creatures. Crossbow him in the bloody chest.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 10/22/09(Thu)01:56 No.6380349
    >>6380313
    Oh god...
    >> Grey 10/22/09(Thu)01:57 No.6380357
    >>6380344
    and werewolves aren't evil?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:58 No.6380369
    >>6380357
    Not our werewolf.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:58 No.6380375
    >>6380270
    >>6380313

    Well, it's about time Deathwishquest got a troll.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)01:59 No.6380385
    >>6380375
    Could be worse I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:00 No.6380401
    >>6380331
    Interesting suggestion, but I suspect the vampire has more war in mind than peace
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:00 No.6380402
    >>6380375
    I don't know... I thought 270 was pretty funny actually
    >> Grey 10/22/09(Thu)02:00 No.6380404
    >>6380385
    We could actually be Charles Bronson.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:01 No.6380416
    >>6380404
    How would that be worse?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:02 No.6380432
    Point drake head at him, then stomp on the the drake's chest/glands and give him an acid bath before staking him hard.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:03 No.6380443
    >>6380300
    You shout as does most of the army. Your voices seem to drown out any actual words and turn into a victory cry.

    The king leaps from the wall, holding his axe up high. The queen rears at him her mouth open, hoping to catch him in her gullet, but lightning and fire crash into her before he has even swung the item, forcing her head to lower and smash into the ground.

    Finally as he falls he strikes and the whole cavern shakes. The queen's head is severed nearly, the two sides of her flesh burning on fire her body still twitching.

    You turn to face the Vampire, and he looks at you calmly.

    "You're dead!"

    He smirks.

    "Yes I have been for quite some time."

    Suddenly your face hurts, your whole body hurts, and you are on the ground and he is standing over top you. He just kicked and punched you before you could see him move. Maybe you shouldn't stare right at him.

    Looking up however you see the King, walking away from his slaughter in your direction. The vampire kicks you in the ribs, and turns, fleeing from the Dwarf and his deadly weapon.

    "You all right lads?"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:03 No.6380452
    link to old thread?
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:04 No.6380465
    "Fuck that vampire."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:04 No.6380468
    Punch that fucker so hard he fucking atomizes.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:04 No.6380469
    >>6380443
    Quickly, mark that asshat with something.
    We will pay him back, in spades.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:04 No.6380471
    >>6380452

    Go here >>6376902
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:04 No.6380475
    Check on our remaining Hunter Bros
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/22/09(Thu)02:06 No.6380496
    >>6380443
    "Fucking Vamps." Proceed to get helped up and pat the king on the back for a job well done. We should also check our body for any signs of taint/markings, if he can punch us and kick us a couple of times while we blink who says he didn't do something else? FUCKING VAMPS.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:11 No.6380562
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    Definitely make a note of the vampire's appearance. I have a feeling we may be seeing him in the future. Also, check to see if any of the dragon hunters need healing (ie use our health potions on them).

    Also, updated gauntlet.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:11 No.6380565
    I'd just like to take this moment to say I fucking love that axe we made. IT MUTHAFUCKIN' ROARS AND SHAKES THE VERY AIR ITSELF WITH ITS POWER, AND BASHES DRAGONS TO THE GROUND WITH ITS MERE ELEMENTAL AURA ALONE!
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:11 No.6380576
    >>6380465
    >>6380475
    "Fucjfh tha vphambire"

    You say, blood leaks from your mouth and a couple of teeth fall onto the stone floor. The hunters find courage to laugh as they help you up.

    Tiredness seems to be setting in, most of the damage to yourself is small compared to what you are used to. You are used to it however, and getting better at it. You make a mental note to pay that vampire back one day. The king seems lightly damaged, but okay.

    The Three hunters who survived with you are banged up as you are, none are bitten. Without their queen the soldiers are Cleaning up the dragons. You notice none of the kings guard is still alive.

    "I'm glad you hunters Cleaned them up, and glad their lord don't like to get his hands dirty unless he has to. Now.. lets clean this up."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:12 No.6380587
    >>6380562
    We were just beated by a vampire, do we infact need a potion?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:13 No.6380595
    >>6380576
    LOOT EVERYTHING
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:13 No.6380596
    >>6380562
    (That is officially awesome BTW, thanks for the Drawfaggin. I'm not the best)
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:14 No.6380615
    >>6380587
    Do healan potions restore teeth? Cause we're missing a few.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:15 No.6380626
    Get teeth, we'll find a way to put them back in.
    >> Grey 10/22/09(Thu)02:15 No.6380632
    >>6380626
    We'll make more if we have to.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 10/22/09(Thu)02:16 No.6380643
    >>6380615
    We implant vampire teeth in the place of the fallen ones.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:16 No.6380650
    >>6380643
    Uhhhh.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:16 No.6380651
    >>6380632
    I'm not sure we can rock the whole 'golden teeth' scene and look good while doing so.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:16 No.6380652
    >>6380643
    Although awesome, that idea sounds less than good.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:16 No.6380653
    >>6380643
    Somehow, I don't think that'd be a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:17 No.6380657
    Hmmm... well, we're a blacksmith so when we get back we'll just have to forge ourselves some gold teeth or something. Ask the king how the axe handled.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:17 No.6380664
    The cave has been "Cleansed" you chugged a potion, but they don't regrow teeth. You're just glad it was a couple of back ones, so you don't look even more messed up.

    "Loot" will be handed out according to the King's choice, and it usually is only given to nobles to then hand out to their men as they see fit, or sometimes not at all. He assures you, that you will get a fair share however.

    A day later you have returned to victory in the streets, The king parading the Dragon's head all the way to the castle.

    Shall you do anything during the events?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:17 No.6380667
    >>6380596

    Glad to draw it. These quest threads are fan-freaking-tastic. You are doing most of the work anyway. I am just glad I actually got something drawn before the thread died.
    >> Grey 10/22/09(Thu)02:18 No.6380678
    >>6380664
    We're gonna need that eye. and one of the wings.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:18 No.6380685
    >>6380651
    I don't know... combined with our scar we can get a sort of pirate vibe going on... I wonder if the dwarves have any ivory they wouldn't mind parting with...
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:18 No.6380686
    >>6380664
    Find Princess.
    Seriously.

    After that, work on Gold Dragon's requests.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:19 No.6380694
    >>6380664
    See to the princess.
    Srs bizness time.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:19 No.6380695
    >>6380664
    We go find our hunter buddies and drink to the sacrifices of our teammates.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:19 No.6380703
    >>6380664
    Aside from piss blood after the beating we got?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:19 No.6380707
    >>6380632
    OUT OF DRAGON STEEL!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:20 No.6380711
    >>6380694
    >>6380686
    Seriousprincessmind
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:20 No.6380722
    >>6380678
    The King assures you that he will make sure the eye is kept intact and his Mages will find a way to transport and preserve it. He also says the wing problem will be assisted with after the celebrations die down.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:21 No.6380735
    >>6380722
    See if we can't get BOTH wings from mama dragon. One for goldy, one for us.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:21 No.6380740
    >>6380664
    Don't forget our fucking prize for winning the competition.

    We'll have enough fortune for our small town to thrive.
    >> Grey 10/22/09(Thu)02:22 No.6380749
    >>6380735
    We only really need one, but it cannot hurt to have a back-up.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:23 No.6380763
    >>6380678
    We need to take measurements for the gold dragon.
    Also a visit to the silver dragon for a good drink and a thank you.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:23 No.6380772
    >>6380703
    Blood in our urine is probably the least of our internal injuries by now. We've been bashed around by werewolves, almost had our brains turned to black ichor and leaked out of our eyes. We've been exploded, our arm fried off, shot and crushed, half-frozen in a mountain, struck by lightning that probably toasted our internal organs nice and crispy. We've been sliced up and trounced by dragons, and lastly we got fucking Kenshiro'd by a vampire.

    Over the last three months we've taken a bigger beating than Tina during the Ike days.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:24 No.6380775
    >>6380749
    We need to complete our outfit with ARROW PROOF DRAGONWING CAPE FUCKYEAR!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:24 No.6380784
    >>6380685
    Ivory? Bah! Dragon bone! Carve replacements from it.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:26 No.6380804
    >>6380784
    DRAGON BONE FUCK YEAH.

    We need to make something with some.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:26 No.6380809
    >>6380686
    >>6380694
    >>6380711
    >>6380695
    The girl is far too busy lavishing over the fact that her father is still alive. Apparently since the death of her brother and the formation of her fathers own "Deathwish" she has always expected to have to live on alone.

    The axe you created swayed this battle ten-fold. Your presence on the battle field in a place not seeking glory or death, but level-headed and strong willed victory for someone else ensured the survival of her father.

    If you had not decided to use dragon Steel, and put yourself through the hardest trials to put the best enchantments upon the axe, in all likely hood that battle would of ended in disaster, even if you had won the contest then left.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:26 No.6380810
    >>6380772
    moar moooreee
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:27 No.6380822
    >>6380763
    I think the Golden Dragon may have beamed the specifics into our minds... And while I'd like to thank the Silver one, he's a bit... capricious... I'm really not sure what to do with him.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:27 No.6380826
    >>6380735
    >>6380775
    >>6380763
    >>6380804
    Yes!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:28 No.6380833
    >>6380809
    or at least he would have had a different weapon :)
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:28 No.6380835
    Let's use the skull of a drake and make a fucking DRAGON SKULL HELMET!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:29 No.6380839
    >>6380809
    Ouch, so that was all because she thought she would be alone.
    Oh well, we still need to check up on our little barmaid in the village.
    I'm all for getting teeth that we can gamble with
    etch runes into the sides and have matches with the orcs back home.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:29 No.6380845
    >>6380809
    WOO WOO
    WE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE, WE WENT THAT EXTRA MILE, AND IT PAID OFF.
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/22/09(Thu)02:30 No.6380850
    >>6380835
    Nah Brah.
    >>6380809
    We should be heading home pretty soon. Grab our prizes, say goodbye to everyone, finish forging whatever we need to forge and head home. Nothing left for us here is there?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:30 No.6380857
    >>6380809
    Ah good.... it wouldn't have worked out between us and the princess long-term anyway... And huzzah for a happy ending... Except for that vampire. the jerk.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:31 No.6380867
    >>6380839
    Luck ruins in each tooth. Make a necklace of the ones we win.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:31 No.6380870
    >>6380850
    We gotta talk to the king about a certain alliance we wish to make.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:32 No.6380884
    >>6380845
    ( Pertaining to this I intended the Blacksmith competition to be a one or two night thing. Where you make the axe, make a couple of connections and then move on. It was when people wanted to not just win it, but make sure whatever the king used it for won-out I let them. The way the world would of ended up and the way I had it pictured going is heavily altered since you collectively decided to be more then a Blacksmith.)
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:32 No.6380892
    Before we leave!

    Talk with the king. Inform him of the situation with the guards back in our small village, and how one day we may call and request aid.

    Then take our shit, maybe hire a guard or two, and head home. Stop to check on the barmaid we boned. See if she's pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:33 No.6380894
    >>6380884
    Oh, but we ARE a blacksmith.
    A DAMN GOOD BLACKSMITH.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:33 No.6380897
    Actually, are we going to try and finish the gold dragon's wing before we leave? It seems like it might be difficult to come back once we leave (ie next quest starts)
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:33 No.6380899
    >>6380822
    Drinks with the silver one!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:33 No.6380903
    >>6380884
    And this is what makes you a good quest runner. Keep up the good work.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:34 No.6380911
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    984 B
    >>6380835
    So much black and draconic gear..
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:35 No.6380923
    The princess does not ignore you totally, she has just dreaded -this day- for a long long time. She has not left her fathers side, but that does not mean she was desperate or off put or anything now.

    You go and drink your fill with the lads who pulled through with you, it is a good night, and when you awake the next day, you have a hang over, but it feels great to be alive.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:36 No.6380928
    >>6380839
    We still started it at first... on that note, we shouldn't initiate any kisses with her, though we could ask for an invitation to her wedding (if we're still alive by then)
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:36 No.6380935
    >you have a hang over, but it feels great to be alive.
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:37 No.6380947
    >>6380935
    Yeah, I've had a few hangovers that definitely fly in the face of that statement.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:38 No.6380966
    >>6380923
    Time to deliver the eye I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:40 No.6380986
    >>6380947
    But how many have you had after nearly _not_ being alive?
    Makes a world of difference.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:42 No.6381011
    It takes a few weeks, but they go by fast. It has been almost a year since the tower incident first set you out from your town. The Wing is nearly complete, and it is strange how much the gold dragon told you without speaking.

    You use the Blackdragon's wing as a base, but you use gold and Black-Steel to set places that look like they would give way to rot eventually. Only light amounts so the wing can still fly. Runes you do not understand, that you do not grasp are carved by your hands as if you could not control them. Whenever you are not hard at work, you spend time with the Princess, she controls herself, but it is painfully obvious she wants more then friendship, it just seems with her status it will be complicated, and up to you to charge that path.

    Eventually you and a team have a wing that mimics the Gold Dragon's missing one. The eye has been preserved, and the King himself has told you he will escort you to the Caves with his Great eagle, it is all ready to set about whenever you wish.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:44 No.6381030
    >>6381011
    Let's bang the princess, then go to the dragon.

    I have a feeling Goldilocks plans something nefarious.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:44 No.6381033
    >>6381011
    ( Sorry if that leaps ahead a bit. Crafting and tech-problem solving seems a little bit of a cluster fuck, so I hoped to avoid it this way. Whatever you wish to do before you complete all quests and side quests in Dwarf lands feel free to specify. Loot will be explained after it is all said and done.)
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:45 No.6381042
    Let's set up for flight, I want to see what the Golden Dragon intends to do with that eye.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:45 No.6381043
    >>6381011
    Let's go. Also, since we cleared out the black dragons... Can we convince the king to let us use the cave as our secret blacksmithing lair?
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:45 No.6381045
    >>6381033
    I still suggest using a drake's skull as a base to make ourselves a war helmet.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:46 No.6381050
    >>6381043
    Man, getting that cave granted to use would be badass as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:46 No.6381053
    >>6381011
    Bring the remaining dwarf hunters with us if we can, and some silver bolts/arrows, as well as the shield. i get the feeling that vamp asshole is coming back
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:46 No.6381054
    >>6381011
    Have we proposed to the princess yet? Because we should.
    And there is no way in hell the king is denying it.

    But let's wait until after the gift to the dragon goes well, and we've been back home for a little while.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:46 No.6381057
    >>6381011
    That was almost so fast it was disappointing
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:46 No.6381058
    >>6381033
    Tell the King to stop by our little town if he's ever out.
    Mention that you'd welcome any trade he might have.
    Also, where did the earth-run infused hammer go, it might make a good present for the orc back home.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 10/22/09(Thu)02:48 No.6381079
    To the Blacksmithcave! Nananananana...
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:48 No.6381081
    And let's make sure the king knows of our troubles with the nearby city's guard.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:49 No.6381089
    I'll note that there was interest in projects of our own involving the remains, hopefully after working with the one wing we'll have a better idea of what we can pull off. Like a cape/cloak made from the other wing. Maybe some dragon bone carved teeth.
    Though we should put some thought toward making something nice for the princess as well. If nothing else as a memento to remember us by.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:50 No.6381100
    >>6381081
    I say we drop it as a subtle hint. Talk about how we're not looking forward to going back after all this is done - mention that we were getting pestered by the city before him and his daughter came by that day.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:50 No.6381103
    >>6381089
    >a memento to remember us by.

    Fuck that, grandiose wedding ring.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:51 No.6381106
    >>6381011
    Ah so she does feel it too... She seems to like us, and us her... But I don't know, we're not even close to qualified to be a king, and I'd hate to put her through seeing us age while she stays the same (judging by the silver dragon's test, we wouldn't be as affected by our appearance)... Of course, to make matters worse, it's doubtful that we'll live long enough to even reach old age...
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:52 No.6381114
    >>6381106
    Actually, at this rate, I could image us becoming a construct of some sort.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)02:52 No.6381115
    >>6381030
    >>6381042
    >>6381043
    You have a very intense moment with the princess before you go off to Finish your missions with her father. Once more you are "Careful" for lack of a better term. Giving in to your base desires only makes her seem more smitten with you.

    You think about bringing the men with you, but the King says that sounds like a bad idea and won't allow it.

    "We likely shouldn't bring dragon hunters to go "Thank" a dragon for helping us right lad?"

    It is a few hours of flight and you are in front of the Dragon's cave. It's wing tied to the great Eagle's side, you untie it and pull the large, but light framework to the cave.

    He is sleeping in the same place as before. Actions?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:53 No.6381125
    >>6381115
    "Wing 1 - Dragon 0."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:54 No.6381145
    >>6381115
    Sit, wait, drink.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:54 No.6381149
    Walk forward alone. The king stays back.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:55 No.6381156
    >>6381115
    We go in first, wake it as... err... peacefully? as we can.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:55 No.6381157
    >>6381115
    Hmmm... On the one hand, it'd suck if he's a bit jumpy when he gets up... and I can't think of a polite and respectful way to wake the dragon up... On the other hand, we can't just wait for it to wake up, it could sleep for decades...
    ...I'm stumped...
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:56 No.6381167
    "OH GREAT, ELDER DRAKE! I COME, BEARING GIFTS!"

    As loud as you fucking can.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:56 No.6381169
    Tap it with the skeletal hand from afar? Seems safe enough as long as he doesn't swallow our hand.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:57 No.6381174
    god damn it, my PC Survival instinct is beating "ambush" into my skull, Roll for awareness?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:57 No.6381181
    >>6381125
    Seems good to me.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)02:58 No.6381182
    >>6381167
    Fuck that, we ain't no pussy.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:58 No.6381188
    >>6381149
    Oh yeah... can we tell if the dragon still has that psionic insanity aura turned on?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:59 No.6381194
    We seem rather spilt over the action :/
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)02:59 No.6381198
    >>6381125
    >>6381181
    Make sure we're clear on what dragon is '0' wouldn't want him to think the wrong thing as he wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:00 No.6381205
    >>6381188
    Actually our arm would be reacting to that, as it did before
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:00 No.6381206
    >>6381145
    >>6381149
    You move into the cave close enough just as when you first met him, to feel his molten hot breath. He opens one glowing eye, and then grins at you. He motions for you to walk outside with him, and you do so.

    You black out for a moment, and when you wake back up, his wing is attached and he is soaring about high above you. Your head aching as if it were on fire. It seems he was too anxious to -explain- how to put it on, and instead forced you too. You'll be glad when you're far away from things that invade your mind.

    He lands and laughs loud enough to shake the mountains. Fire bursts from his nose and mouth.

    "You are a hell of a Blacksmith human. You remembered our deal and made sure to live long enough to provide your end of both deals."

    He looks thoughtfully up into the air.

    "Come back in two years if you are still alive. I'll make you a deal or two for some more scales. I have a feeling I will need assistance then."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:02 No.6381221
    >>6381206
    Will we live that long?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:02 No.6381226
    >>6381206
    what about the dragon eye we promised him?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:02 No.6381227
    >>6381206
    DRAGON-PAL, FUCK YEAH!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:02 No.6381228
    >>6381226
    That's the other dragon.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:02 No.6381230
    >>6381221
    He laughs at the question.

    "I have no idea. But who says you need to be alive to visit someone?"
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:02 No.6381235
    >>6381206
    "I might return. If there is reason then to trust you. I hope whatever plans you have aren't quite so grand as they could be."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:03 No.6381241
    >>6381206
    Aha, like a business deal
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:03 No.6381243
    >>6381230
    Oh shit. Ghostquest.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:03 No.6381246
    >>6381228
    Wrong.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:04 No.6381253
    >>6381206
    Say it's a promise and thank him for his aid. Now where's the dwarf king, I'd like to show the dragon our finished product.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:04 No.6381255
    >>6381230
    If you see a vampire on your way out, about yea high with a black sword, and injuries from an explosion, ROAST HIM FOR ME WOULD YA?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:05 No.6381259
    >>6381243
    I would... be fine with this, actually.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:05 No.6381263
    >>6381206
    We are seriously going to have to go for drinks with the silver dragon, or at least find another one!
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:05 No.6381270
    >>6381226
    Before you can ask about the eye. He shakes his head and then leans close to you as if telling a secret.

    "She denied me and then tore off my wing. To deny ME yet still be pumping out a brood of drakes means she was with -someone-. Clearly the traitor in our midst willing to help Black Brood procreate simply for sexual gratification must be.... exposed."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:06 No.6381279
    >>6381270
    Inb4 magic eye reveals traitor dragon.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:06 No.6381280
    >>6381270
    What a vengeful lover.

    LOOKS LIKE GOLDILOCKS AND SIMON SILVER ARE ABOUT TO THROW DOWN!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:06 No.6381281
    >>6381270
    Oh shit, gold vs silver?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:07 No.6381284
    If he's going to use the eye to see into the black matriarch's mind ask if we can take a look or at least be told some relevant information. Who knows what she knows, special locations for ore, the locations of powerful weapons, ancient runes, she's gotta have something in that head.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:07 No.6381289
    >>6381270
    Aww crap... who wants to bet it's the silver dragon?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:07 No.6381293
    >>6381270
    New quest! But lets marry the dwarf and go home first.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:07 No.6381295
    >>6381284
    I'd think we don't want to be in this dragon's path when he finds out who's been fuckin' behind his back.

    But it's worth a shot.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:07 No.6381299
    >>6381289
    Nigga, you about 3 posts too late for that.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:08 No.6381301
    >>6381255
    "Oh I -hate- vampires I'll be sure to make him roast Slowly. Why is he the one who gave you that ghastly scar on your face? You look like someone has stitched you together."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:08 No.6381316
    >>6381301
    Lol, don't mention the silver dragon.
    Say it was worth it. Show him the axe if he hasn't already seen it.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:09 No.6381317
    >>6381301
    "I've faced many challenges in my short life. This scar was no exception."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:09 No.6381324
    >>6381301
    No, -this- was from an... agreement with the silver dragon. I think the vampire gave us more internal injuries than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:09 No.6381325
    Ask that in the future we be aware of what we are doing. We don't cotton to this mind-control blacking out business.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:09 No.6381326
    >>6381270
    If silver is the traitor our deal for more scales is useless unless another silver dragon can be tracked
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:10 No.6381334
    >>6381301
    Say calmly, "not the scar, the teeth," and smile.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:10 No.6381336
    "I've faced many challenges in my short life. This scar was no ex-" You almost get to finish this sentence.

    "Yes- Yes I know I know. And Yes your tiny little axe is very pretty, and the king is Alive and he does not know you've slept with--"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:10 No.6381340
    >>6381336
    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:11 No.6381344
    >>6381326
    Unless we get the silver's scale as loot when the dragon gets FUCKPISS'd.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:11 No.6381350
    >>6381336
    "-The readheaded barmaid in the town across the mountains."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:11 No.6381351
    >>6381336
    HAHAHAHA OH WOW
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:11 No.6381354
    >>6381336
    "COOL IT DUDE!"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:12 No.6381355
    >>6381326
    Maybe goldie will let us take ALL the silver scales.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:12 No.6381356
    >>6381336
    "And it won't be the last time."
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:12 No.6381357
    >>6381336
    uuuuuh
    run?
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:12 No.6381364
    "-The readheaded barmaid in the town across the mountains." You finish.

    The Dragon Grins from ear to ear at you, but does not correct you. The King laughs and Laughs.

    "As if that'd be something to be ashamed of ya human's are strange!"
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:12 No.6381366
    >>6381324
    this
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:13 No.6381373
    >>6381336
    SECRET TECHNIQUE loud fake laughter to obscure what he's saying and, still loudly, proclaim that you'll see him in two years.
    ...Though here's a question... If the gold dragon is powerful enough to casually read our mind like he does, how could he not know how we got the scar?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:13 No.6381376
    Why does the princess want us so bad? You have to consider, we're probably not much to look at these days...
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:14 No.6381383
    >>6381376
    Because we're fucking hardcore.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:15 No.6381385
    "No, -this- was from an... agreement with the silver dragon. I think the vampire gave us more internal injuries than anything else." You point at your scar.

    The Dragon nods, but looks stern, he reaches down and takes the eye suspended in its glass orb from you.

    "Well, I might have to deal with him, be him the culprit. Still. I am not here, our bodies are not loot and I can smell your greed and hunger for new toys of death to create. Please. Leave me to my ventures. "
    >> Apothecary Tran 10/22/09(Thu)03:15 No.6381391
    >>6381376
    Dorfs always find scars sexy, on top of the fact that a long list of achievements. WE ARE A DWARVEN SEX GOD.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:16 No.6381397
    >>6381376
    Why would anyone have romantic interest in the best blacksmith in the whole world, who makes deals with dragons and destroys liches.

    I dunno.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:16 No.6381400
    >>6381385
    Let's get a move on then.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:17 No.6381404
    >>6381385
    The silver is no enemy!
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:17 No.6381408
    >>6381385
    OK CYA
    *GTFO*
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:17 No.6381414
    >>6381376
    As far as you can tell the Princess Like's your style, and the fact that you don't push her around. She boned you the first time despite you trying to calm her down simply because you gave her your advice, but told her to make her own choice.

    Plus saving her father, and being an all around heroic fucker.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:17 No.6381415
    >>6381385
    GO BACK AND MARRY PRINCESS.

    DO IT.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:19 No.6381421
    Thread is Autosaging. I'm fine for one more, but also to stop here for tonight. I'll leave it to you all.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:19 No.6381423
    >>6381385
    Fair enough, I'm just a blacksmith ya know, forgive me for getting all misty eyed at the prospect of making new weapons and armors with exotic materials. But I'm not gonna gut ya where ya stand, even if I COULD.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:19 No.6381427
    One more just to clear up the princess situation and possibly return home to see the state of our village.
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:20 No.6381433
    >>6381427
    People in agreement with this?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:21 No.6381439
    >>6381421
    Well, considering your past experience with asking us whether you should do another thread or not...

    Yes please.
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:21 No.6381446
    ANOTHER THREAD
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:22 No.6381449
    >>6381433
    good god man, yes
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:22 No.6381451
    >>6381433
    To clear it up how?
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:23 No.6381457
    >>6381451
    Wed, hopefully.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:23 No.6381459
    >>6381433
    ye
    >> Bill Murray !!WYG9L8p7tJh 10/22/09(Thu)03:23 No.6381460
    Yeah, I mean, we've been gone from our village for what, nearly 5 or 6 months.

    SHIT COULD BE ON FIRE FOR ALL WE KNOW.

    Plus, we gotta see what's up with that chick in the bar. Whether she's our baby mama.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:24 No.6381468
    >>6381460
    Let's hope not.
    We do NOT get bitches pregnant out of wedlock.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:25 No.6381472
    >>6381460
    I thought we weren't marrying her.
    >> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)03:25 No.6381477
    >>6381472
    Wrong quote meant this
    >>6381457
    >> Firstquest 10/22/09(Thu)03:26 No.6381486
    >>6381479

    New and last thread of the night.



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