Do you even know what PC stands for?

>>6389321
Personal Computer

rolled 54 = 54

Pet Canary

Internet Technique

I'm think player character, though picky cunt might be another translation.

Once when I was at work in this strip mall this guy (kind of short, but VERY muscular, build like Bruce Lee I'd say) came up to me and asked me if I had a cellphone I could loan him to make a call. I said "sure". He dialed a number, I swear it barely had a chance to ring twice before he shouted "SHIT". I imagine he got a voicemail or something. He tried a second time, and said "This is the last time you fuck with me" under his breath. He said thanks for letting him use the phone, and stalked off.

Less than half an hour later, I was on my break and looking over the parking lot, and it was pretty late in the day... the sun was setting. Anyway, in a secluded part of the lot, here's this guy from earlier, whipping nunchucks around like he's a fuckin' master. After a while he finishes this routine, drops the chucks inside a black dufflebag (which I presume was filled with similar weapons), and left again on foot, carrying it with him.

I once saw a girl in a leather jacket beat the everloving shit out of a skater punk with a baseball bat that had all these girly stickers on it, while his friends ran away from the violent beatdown. She booked before the cops showed up, and the guy was still there. I think she stole his skateboard, too.

I was walking home, and three dudes with skimasks literary smash me out of the way.

Two guys with axes and one with a gun.

They just robbed a car dealer.

>>6389469
fucking awesome dude

>>6389447
>>6389420
>>6389469
>>6389312
These are all amazing.

>>6389478
Well it kind of sucked.

Because later the evening I planned to see a movie with some girls.

Instead, I had to go over to the police station, and take a statement... :/

However, when I was finished with the statement, the police said they'd drop me off at the movies.

I was just in time. Seeing a robbery is a good conversation maker, I'll tell you that.

i stared at this picture for 20 minutes trying to figure out if it was the coolest thing i'd ever seen or the stupidest.

this man is /tg/.

>>6389312
Catholic fag here. Met a PC during mass.

Fucker had a leather jacket, an eyepatch, and a goatee.

After mass he stepped out of the church, whipped out a cigar and a zippo, lit up and walked to his car. I (discretely) looked at him through the mirror as I saw him pull out a revolver and check it before putting it down and driving off.

>>6389526
Also, it was an official Renault dealer...

Official car dealers don't have cash laying around, all payment goes digital.

So those robbers pistolwhipped a guy (four times) and swung an axe at another guy (who dodged that axe) for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

i suppose i could be one. i usually walk around in: army cap in woodland camo, a dark green rubber coated jacket i bought in some surplus store, desert camo USMC pants, and police boots, 'forced entry' model.

looks wierd. but it was fukken cheap so i wear it anyway.

and in the winter i wear my ushanka and greatcoat.

>>6389447
>>6389447
>I think she stole his skateboard, too.
That right there, that's what makes her a PC instead of just some bitch.

>>6389544
If this is who I think it is, he plays magic, and went to a debate camp.

>>6389564
I hope you live in oneothose prehistoric states, and not NY...

>>6389544
As much as I'll admit I like Blind Guardian, the dumb fucking hair, neckbeard, gift-shop sword and kilt pretty much scream "No Women, please."

>>6389567
"How much is the skateboard worth? ... I beat the shit out of him and take the skateboard."

>>6389564
not sure if that would count 100% because by your logic, I would be a PC as well from time to time.

Wearing urban camo with military-grade boots and was holding an M1A1 Carbine this morning for practice.

>>6389564
0/10

>>6389544

I think I have that shirt.

>>6389564

If you read through the thread again you may notice we care about the crazy shit these people are doing plus the odd, distinctive look. Having one without the other just means at best you dress funny. Especially if "distinctive" turns out to actually be just weird, and you don't seem to resemble any common tropes associated with a PC.

tl;dr PCs aren't just random dudes who wear different clothes than most people.

>>6389564
What's a ushanka? I only know that word as in "Ushanka bitch roun' here, the cops be all up on your ass"

>>6389579
>I hope you live in oneothose prehistoric states, and not NY...
i live on the swedish west-coast.

and i do have to say that is is quite amusing to watch people go wtf? when i walk by.

>>6389628

Russian hat.

>>6389584
So in essence he is /tg/?
>>6389633
I wish I could say living on the East side of Sweden is better but I simply can't bring myself together to lie about that.

>>6389628
this.

Closest I have seen to a real life pc is my local blackula hunter.

I set up pranks like these all the time. We once dressed up as Men in black and knocked on doors pretending to be following up reports of UFO or supernatural activity, when the person gets a word in edgeways we apologise for getting the wrong address ask for their cooperation and leave.

I've also set up being kidnapped. I'll chat to some one at a bus stop, tell them I'm being hunted for possessing top secret government info then my mates will pull up in a flash car, fake bundle me in the back and then drive off. The look on peoples faces is hilarious.

>>6389740
you sir are awesome. and you should do this more often.

but I'm regularly spotted on the bus, or walking back through my home city carrying several longswords, or rapiers, occasionally a pollaxe (bus drivers give so much shit about them), and a few bits of armour.

does make me the PC?

- the reenactorfag

>>6389740
No wonder UFO and government paranoia is so common.

>>6389740
:O
I want to be your friend.

>>6389740
The people weren't shocked, they were saying to themselves, "What are these stupid kids doing?"

>>6389761
and for the love of god, give us pics or a clip next time.

>>6389683
I need to get myself a proper one.
All I have is a fake one I bought in a gift shop in Prague.
And while it's rather awesome looking it's not the best for winter wear really. It sits a bit too tight on my head and a doesn't even come close to the ears.

Walking past a pharmacy when a big dude in a tanktop comes flying out the window, drops a big fucking handgun and runs like fuck down the street. Three seconds later four guys dressed up as Pirates jump out and run the guy down. One of the Pirate dudes beat the shit out of him with a fake wooden leg.

>>6389805

Hardly, I'm 29. I just never grew up, hence being on a roleplaying board.

>>6389839
Neutral Good Pirates?

>>6389312
Not a PC. He's a terrible DMNPC.

There's a shitty Naruto-based campaign set in your town, dude.

>>6389853
Well considering they took his shoes and wallet afterwards and ran when the cops showed up,
I'd say more Chaotic neutral.

>>6389839
wat? Robbery during Halloween?

>>6389889
as any true pirate should be

>>6389831
i ordered mine straight from russia.

it isnt too tight, makes your head nice and warm, and covers my ears perfectly; even without the ear flaps.

>>6389905
Nah, It was in April.

>>6389889
>flying out the window
>no shoes

owch

Here in Portland there is a dude that rides around on a white/silver crotch rocket in silver Samurai armor, Helmet/mask and all, with a pair of swords and sometimes a flag (like the type you would see on the back of a Samurai) IIRC.

>>6389839
BEST ROBBERY EVER!

This is a memory from when I was a kid, so some parts may be hazy or outright fabricated. I was downtown when I saw this little old Asian lady getting roughed up by what you would call "thugs". One had her pinned against the wall while the other was rifling through her groceries.

Suddenly this massive black dude in a pristine tux walks up and pulls the thug off her. The way he did it was almost dainty, but that guy spun around and hit the wall so hard I heard it from down the street. Then he spends the next minute making the other thug pick and clean up the lady's groceries.

>>6389976
AROUND BLACKS

RELAX (unless you're a thug)

So /tg/ care to change these PC's in NPC's?

A young woman who commits assault-and-robbery...
Three dumb gangsters who use excessive force to rob people with no money...
Weirdos acting as if there's a conspiracy... or maybe not...
A giant black man, lawful good supreme hood paladin.

I once witnessed a big black man riding a small bicycle with a pink backpack.

I was impressed.

>>6389775
>pollaxe

I once saw this weird gobling-mongoloidesque dwarf man running towards me, wearing a tank-top, leather vest and leather pants.

Seriously, he looked like a retard mongolian, who had been hit in the face with a shovel. Several dozen times. He was about 140-150cm tall and had a shaven head.

Anyway, he's running towards me. And I'm fucking terrified, can't fucking think straight. So I cover my head and crouch.
Yep. I know.
Luckily, he ran past me. And didn't look back, just kept running like a mutha till he turned to another street.

This picture explains my feelings at that moment.

My only moment as a PC as it were, is also possibly the most awesomely crowning moment of my life. Now normally I'm a complete geek but I'd just spent 6 months in the jungles of south america doing charity work, I was fit, tanned and manly with a proper facebeard. I'd planned to stay in a hostel on my way home but my trusty machete was still attached to my rucksack so the moment I entered the hostel/bar/waiting area they demand to take it from me for safekeeping. Fair enough I hand it over, but now the whole place is looking at me. Everyone now looking at the crazy guy with the massive knife, I stroll to bar and order a drink whereupon a drunk German women for some god knows reason starts to say I'm a guy who was dancing on the bar naked last night loudly enough so that everyone in the room can hear and starts telling me how much fun we supposedly had yesterday. Suddenly another German guy, maybe her boyfriend, also drunk, stands up, yells "So you're that fuck she cheated with" and bull charges me. I've done martial arts but I'm not great but even so putting an elbow into this drunkards face and then slamming him onto the bar wasn't difficult. With the whole place in a shocked silence I take a last sip of beer, step over the now unconcious drunk, politely take back my machete from the now terrified receptionist and leave.

I slept on a park bench that night but it was worth it.

>>6390048
You now realize how polymorph spells can go wrong.

I was out on a boat with some friends and family, near a large floating bridge. We're having a good time when I look over at the bridge just in time to hear a horrendous screeching sound and witness a large tanker truck turnover and slide along ala that scene in terminator 2. I watch this thing skid to a stop and a few minutes later I can see the form of the driver hop out of the top of the truck and he starts booking down the highway with the speed a purpose of someone who is obviously terrified of something bad happening. All of us out on the boat are shocked and wonder, how the hell did that just happen in front of us, what was on the truck, and damn that guy can run fast. We all joke about it being something like liquid oxygen. Shortly after several fire trucks show up and hose the thing down and we sail off elsewhere.

Checked the news story that night. It was indeed liquid oxygen that the tanker was carrying and crashed in the middle of the floating bridge. Sounds like a botched drive check to me.

I once watched an old, tiny asian dude, around sixty or so, beat the living shit out of a couple of black people with his bare hands. Once he was done, he took back a ring, a lighter, and twenty dollars and hauled ass so fast I blinked and he was gone.

>>6390113
You should do more charity work. Your natural calling is clearly as a paladin. When you do good, God makes you awesome.

I ran into this guy on the subway once.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

>>6390414
..He beat the shit out of a drunk man. That's hardly an invitation to Paladinhood.

>>6390427
Sounds more like a Monk in the making, since he never used the Machete

>>6390427
His crowning moment of awesome comes when he just done charity. He was defending himself. Note that he didn't go overboard, he put the guy down and left it at that.

>>6390422
For a moment I was hoping that was Ralph Brown dressed as a commissar.

>>6390414

This man is wise.

I'm not sure if this counts, but a few months ago I witnessed a man with no shoes, no shirt and a determined expression stride purposefully down a city street carrying a great big axe in his hand. Not a fantasy type or re-enactment weapon, just a great big functional and well used tool. Didn't dare follow him to see where he went. That man was on a mission.

I saw a wizard at my foodcourt.

He had a ponytail, beard, and was wearing a robe. An actual robe. Also he wore combat boots.

He was eating asian food with a chubby girl with a Nightmare Before Christmas bag.

So im working my shit job doing pizza delivery and our "restaurant" is getting set up with an internet connection, new satellite TV service and all kinds of other shit. Manager tells me there will be people coming and going that day, holes in walls ceilings etc. So im wondering around carrying shit back and forth acting like im busy waiting to go on a delivery and take a moment to stop and stare at the big whole in the ceiling going into the attic of our building. Pretty quick I realize there is somebody up there and not wanting to look like an asshole I walk a little ways off and keep watching. This dude jumps out, he is wearing those split toed ninja shoes, camo BDU pants tucked into the tops, a big dark grey hooded sweatshirt (hood on) a fucking utility belt with a million different bits of wire and pliers and multimeters and such and a huge spool worth of cat-5 cable wrapped over his shoulder. He drops down turns and looks at me, makes momentary eye contact, (he was mulatto or something?) rumages around in a toolbox sitting nearby, grabs whatever it was then jumps up, grabs on to the hole in the ceiling and pulls himself back up like it was cool.

I was dumbfounded, it was like something out of shadowrun or samurai champloo

sounds more like a "random encounters" thread (which we've had before) than "people that are PC's" thread.

>>6389876
Nah, it's pretty much the guy from Snow Crash.

>>6390603
Your restaurant had its wireless internet connection set up by a ninja electrician?

>>6390631

Aren't all electricians ninja's of some sort. I thought it was a class requirement or some such. And thats supposedly in addition to a decent resist electrical damage bonus.

>>6390618

TELL GRIMLOCK MORE STORIES!

When I drove up to Reading on Tuesday to have a look at the LGS there, I saw a man with bleached spiky hair, wearing a black and red motorcycle suit with some sort of chest rig. Bugger looked like he stepped out from a Gibson novel.

>>6390618
Pretty much exactly. I think someone should make some kind of table with the occurences in this thread, with some of the ones with more "character" encounters (baseball bat robber girl, bushwood charity paladin/monk) into NPC's that could potentially join the party or become henchmen for a short amount of time. Or even recurring villains (like the pranksters).

I saw a group of four people that looked like musicians, all dressed in black, long coats, boots, you name it. One of the girls had bright purple hair that went to her thighs (obviously fake) and some weird shit on her head that looked kind of like white headphones, another girl with short green hair, and one with pink hair worn in a ponytail. The one guy had blond hair styled like a spiked crest. They all looked like something out of a goddamned anime. What makes it so weird is I'm not a city guy... I live way out in the sticks, were neighbors are spaced far from each other, and you see more plantlife and animals than asphalt.

Figured they were musicians, but they didn't carry any instruments, and they came and went on foot.

>>6390706
Electricians need 8 ranks in Escape Artist to qualify for most class features, since they have to climb around in rooves and shit. Also, those split-toed shoes a pretty common among people who do that, since they give better grip than work boots.

This thread is too great NOT to bump.

>>6390817
Upgrade the locks on your house dude, sounds like anime vampire faggots.

>>6390706

An old friend of mine had an electrician for a dad.

That old friend took Tae Kwon Do lessons.

It's entirely possible.

>>6390819
I know what my next character is going to be now..

There's this one chap who sticks in the mind. I once went to London on a school trip; basically a few museums and the National Portrait Gallery. Anyway, we're walking along and suddenly, I see this, I can only presume, monk walk alongside us into the gallery. He was wearing a coarse brown habit, round wire spectacles, a leather riding hat (essentially a small cowboy hat), a leather backpack covered in pouches and leather sandles: now this was in winter and it was pretty cold out and this guy looks like he stepped out a fantasy game or at least from the 16th century. I saw him a few times walking around the gallery and every once in a while he'd stop in front of a portrait, take out a battered, rather old looking book and write something in it for a moment before moving on. When the time came for us to leave, it was raining heavily and the monk left at the same time; I remember him walking away into the rain, surrounded by people modern clothing until he vanished into the crowd. Made an impression on me, I tell you.

>>6390422
Is that motherfucking TTC subway?!

>>6390819Also, those split-toed shoes a pretty common among people who do that, since they give better grip than work boots.

can you tell me where I can buy those, or find pictures of them?

>>6390902
He was an immortal. Probably been traveling the world for centuries observing and recording artwork in that old book of his.

>>6390988
Sorry, I can't. I don't do that stuff, but I know to tradesmen who wear them. One is an electrician, and the other installs insulation in rooves. My best guess is from the places that sell hardhats and work boots, etc.

>>6389447I once saw a girl in a leather jacket beat the everloving shit out of a skater punk with a baseball bat that had all these girly stickers on it, while his friends ran away from the violent beatdown. She booked before the cops showed up, and the guy was still there. I think she stole his skateboard, too.


I think threads like this is how No More Heroes got their cast assembled

>>6390937
>>6390924
ok, that's worse than us.
we at least take helmets off and try not to stand out on the bus...


>>6390099
>pollaxe

yes. Poll-Axe.
its the actual correct name for the type of weapon, if you're doing late 15th C combat. noe pole-axe, which is entirely different, or lucerne hammer which I also use.

pic related.

>>6390988
I run in them, try a sport store. It's like running in bare feet!

>>6391042
I imagine they'd be great for Parkour, since they've got so much more traction than a jogger.

>>6391041
You should have seen those guys in battle.

im >>6390603

he was wearing the style of shoe in the pic, are you guys talking about these or the vibram five fingers shoes? Ive never seen electricians wearing anything else like this but if they did that would be awesome

>>6391216
No, that's what I'm talking about. I'm told they make it easy to balance on the beams inside a roof cavity.

>>6390603So im working my shit job doing pizza delivery and our "restaurant" is getting set up with an internet connection, new satellite TV service and all kinds of other shit. Manager tells me there will be people coming and going that day, holes in walls ceilings etc. So im wondering around carrying shit back and forth acting like im busy waiting to go on a delivery and take a moment to stop and stare at the big whole in the ceiling going into the attic of our building. Pretty quick I realize there is somebody up there and not wanting to look like an asshole I walk a little ways off and keep watching. This dude jumps out, he is wearing those split toed ninja shoes, camo BDU pants tucked into the tops, a big dark grey hooded sweatshirt (hood on) a fucking utility belt with a million different bits of wire and pliers and multimeters and such and a huge spool worth of cat-5 cable wrapped over his shoulder. He drops down turns and looks at me, makes momentary eye contact, (he was mulatto or something?) rumages around in a toolbox sitting nearby, grabs whatever it was then jumps up, grabs on to the hole in the ceiling and pulls himself back up like it was cool.


that is actually the average Japanese construction worker's uniform

I was walking down the street in my upscale neighborhood and all of a sudden a taxi passes me and this young black negro comes out holding his nose and waving his hand like something smelled bad. The taxi drove away and he walked funny to the door and rung the bell. He then looked back and saw me and laughed and knocked on the door. I ran back home. Two days later I saw him in my house and thought he was robbing it. I later found out he was going to be my neighbor for awhile.

Once I was driving and see a distressed little girl on the side of the road. I stopped to help and she said she was going to her grandma's which was in the next town over. So I pick her up and drive her there, but she cannot remember exactly the address. I stopped to ask a police officer if he knew the girls grandmother and I got arrested for kidnapping.

>>6391285
...I don't even...

>>6391262
Fuck, man, those are House Taira emblems they are wearing. Haven't you heard about the House Taira ghosts?!

One guy was walking to a local park for the medieval reenactment they do every fucking Saturday and he didn't seem to grasp the concept of medieval, he was dressed in a long coat and had a claymore strapped to his back plus I think it was 3-4 smaller swords around his waist and a few smaller blades around his chest. My friend goes up to him and asked where he was headed and then asked if the guy was serious. Sad thing is that according to some of the people that do the reenactments is that that sort of shit is fairly common to them.

>>6391326
;_;

>>6391285

>>6391285

>>6391330

Where I'm from, the men are men and thus think that everyone who doesn't wear plaid and carharts is a faggot and/or is some stuck up rich boy.

Anyway, so I'm sitting at this coffee house drinking a cup one morning when this guy walks in at like 6 AM and orders a cup of water. This guy is the most stylish motherfucker I have seen in a long time. He's perfectly dressed in all black, has a perfectly trimmed goatee (the evil chin kind, not the full mouth kind), and wears a pair of really fucking expensive sunglasses. I'm like "what the fuck" but continue to chat with the barista.

Five minutes later, a woman who I swear was a model walks in, orders a fancy espresso drink and sits next to the guy. She's absolutely gorgeous, is immaculately dressed, and walks with an air of confidence that Tom Cruise would envy. I check her out for a while, stunned, before attempting to resume conversation.

>>6391658
Finally, a big black motherfucker walks in wearing a leather trench coat with a huge suitcase, ignores the barista and sits down with the other two. For one, there are no black guys where I live and for two I have never seen anyone so effortlessly carry a .45 revolver in a hip holster. This guy is wearing combat boots, some kind of military pants, and what I swear is a bloodstained undershirt. He also looks pissed. He says something to the guy and they all get up and leave.

When they get outside of the shop (the barista and I are just staring at this point), I see the black guy open up his case, hands two silenced pistols to the other two, and they all walk down the street and out of sight. We sit there staring for a moment, then nervously laugh it off and wonder if we should call the cops.

In retrospect, I think I saw the start of a campaign, and an awesome one at that.

>>6391668
>>6391658
God's probably DMing this session. He'll send those three back to that coffee house with you in it someday. You best be prepared for the adventure of your life when that happens.

wait one fucking minute, why isn't this shit archived yet?

>>6391727
I swear Morgan Freeman must be the narrator. It was the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

>>6391727God's probably DMing this session. He'll send those three back to that coffee house with you in it someday. You best be prepared for the adventure of your life when that happens.

suck black man's dick

>>6391658
>>6391668
hate to break it to you. That coffee house is the campaign's tavern.

And we know what happens to taverns.

>>6391734
It has been archived a long time ago, check your facts.

>>6391794
well maybe I came from the past, when this thread hasn't even been started

>>6391815
Then you wouldn't have been able to post in it.

About a year ago, I was walking through an upscale mall in Orange County and saw a man dressed in a dark brown cassock, not the modern sort, but the old stlye with a cloak over the shoulders, with a rope belt at his waist and a big fuckin' jeweled cross hanging around his neck. He had thinning hair and a long, untrimmed black beard. He didn't look at any of the people passing by him as he walked, but kept fumbling with the cross and muttering to himself in a combination of latin and what I think was a slavic dialect of some sort...

>>6391846
PRotip: Ascetic orders still exist, broseph.

>>6391843
science, get the fuck out

>>6389683
I have a real one. Genuine rabbit fur. It was my dad's. He grew up in Moscow.

>>6391879
I too have a rabbit one. Picked it up while in Moscow.

Also got several of the cheap militzya-issue ones to hand out as gifts.

>>6391846
lol at Rasputin in the OC

I am a PC, i usally wear normal jeans and a brown leather jacket. I do own lots of weapons, but i live in NY, and can't just carry them around. recently, i exploed the ruins of a masonic temple, in binghamton ny. it was a pretty cool expeirence, about 100 of it i think

>>6391879 >>6391898 >>6391920
Tнis тняead is иoш Яussiaи, coмяades

>>6391846
Sounds like an Russo-Orthodox monk to me.

I am a level 3 office clerk.

>>6391962
Fuck I read that in a Russian accent.

>>6389544
I think I know this guy from the SCA.

>>6391993
>dan shive

and the painful memories just start flowing back to me.

>>6392019
So did I. I then translated it into Russian in my mind.

Last time I saw a guy that would qualify as a PC was at a library with public Wi-Fi. Dude was wearing a pair of those blue jean cargo pants that looked like they were about to rip off from the amount of stuff in them, one of those A-shirts, and had a coat that looked like he'd patched the thing together with baling wire and some kind of thick olive-colored fabric.

He migrated around the building for a little while, until I made the mistake of making eye contact, at which point he made a bee-line for me and sat down in a chair next to mine.

"You've got Internet access. Find out what there is to know about the Koton."

So I spent the next two hours learning with this guy while he took notes in a little notebook that he pulled out of his cargo pockets. Then he gave me a pack of Camel Crush and thanked me before he left. Pretty cool guy, but I never caught his name.

>>6390969
Yonge and Bloor, on the northbound platform

>>6392271
... Be right back, googling Koton.

>>6392867
Interesting; The Koton is an occult text which apparently was appropriated by Himmler at great expense.

I was waiting for my bus and I saw girl with a buzzcut riding a skateboard, with a violin strapped to her back and a little birdie on her left shoulder

>>6391668
>>6391658

100 Bullets?

>>6391285

>>6393120
That's as many as ten tens.

>>6389312

In real life, that guy must be a huge weeaboo.

I once saw a guy in a blue blazer with a purple polkadot tie, several chains and pointy shoes walking down the street near the police station. He was also wearing a gasmask, a top hat with a few bandanas tied to it and carrying a red mandolin with wings on it.

Im riding a bus home during rush hour.The things packed so I only see the top half of thus guy.A short white dude in a beat up leather jacket with a baseball cap with a NES controller on it steps up to the front just before a stop is coming ip.He whips around and quickdraws double cans of silly string nails everyone in the front 1/3rd of the bus before looking at the bus driver and saying "Open the door please"

Everyone on the bus is stunned [Except one guy that managed a pretty sweet dodge]] and the bus driver just opens the door and lets him haul ass out of there

Ill admit tis nowhere near as bad ass as the rest of this this thread but it always struck me as the kind of "loradum" thing PCs do given half a chance

>>6393151
And that is terrible.

>>6393120
But a bitch ain't one

I bought a crossbow and was practicing with it and scared an old lady, does that count?

walking down the street, a replica of the Ghost Busters car passed me; wasn't even Halloween or anything

>>6393509
You're already a PC, but you're one of those ones played by a boring knob.

>>6393477
Dude. That's more badass than half the things here.

>>6393522
Why do you always say that when I play a realistic character? GAWD!

>>6390969
he has a book city bookmark, the only book city's i've ever seen have been in toronto, i'd say it is.

You have to remember, I used to live in the middle of god damned nowhere. Like, everyone knew everyone.

So I'm walking home one day, when this... I'll call it a car, but it was best described as Frankenstien on wheels... pulls up next to me. This big guy leans out of the window.

"Hey, kid, where's the nearest clinic?"

I point.

Zoom.

OP here

I left this thread at /TG/'s door step hours ago. Now I've seen that my little thread has grown so big and even was on the first page. /TG/ you've made me the happiest man ever.

<- pic related

>>6393120
So they guy happened to meet Curtis, Cole and Megan? What they would be doing together, I have no idea.

When I wake up in the morning im hoping to see the PCs ITT stated

I met these people

>>6394576
Best be good at statting in your sleep, boy.

There's a really stylish black guy, odler gent that walks around in my hood. Typical attire: going to church suit, sequins turban, and some type of cape or cloak. Sometimes rocking a snake headed cane. Has a pointy beard.

>>6394645
they are a band abney park good steampunk music

I'd have to say my dad is a PC, though he specialized in bluff checks, apparently.
He was driving around one day, and had a seizure. He's epileptic, but the doctors were too afraid of him to take his license away. He drives off a cliff into a boulder, and wakes up to see a bewildered cop standing next to his truck. Obviously the cop wants to know how the hell this happened, so dad tells him he was just down below the dashboard trying to get the cheeseburger he just dropped. The cop says he needs to see the burger, and dad claims to have already eaten it. Cop lets him go with a warning, and dad goes home and fixes up the truck.
Mum gets noticeably upset about this, since obviously the situation could have been a lot worse had the cliff been taller, or had he been driving around town. Dad shrugs, says that since this one time he had a seizure driving in 30 years was okay, that was good enough to prove it wouldn't ever get worse than that. Mum leaves in frustration.
I ask dad if he even has a valid drivers license, since he was pronounced epileptic 30 years ago, and that should be good enough to keep him from getting his license renewed. He pulls out his wallet, and whips out a brand new license.
"Dad, did you give them your medical history?"
"Fuck no, they wouldn't have given me my license if I did that."
"Why do you care so much? You're agoraphobic."

>>6396548
Your dad is a pretty cool guy.

>>6396571
>Your dad is a pretty cool guy
>eh, drives trucks and doesn't afraid of anything

I saw a man walking through the town with a parrot sitting on his shoulder
The parrot was insulting people he walked past.
he also had an eye patch

>>6389312
>two wakizashi

I am suddenly compelled to play HellMOO instead of going to bed and sleeping off my drunkennness.

I see you've been reading Snowcrash.

>>6389469
>literary
>implying that you meant literally
>you don't know what literally means

I once witnessed a guy fend off three attackers in a bar fight.
He downed em and buggered off.
he was fairly scrawny looking but fast as hell

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>>6394576
System? If I can I'll try stating one or two.

>>6390902
he was clearly a time traveler, studying how art survived the ages

>>6396784
I reckon he's asleep now.

>>6396772
wait, are you using the 4chanarchive? What a faggot.

>>6396802
True. I completely forgot to look at time stamps x.x

>>6396830
Just pick a system that fits the PC you're trying to make. Some are better for UA than D&D and vice versa, etc.

>>6396847
I don't really want them. Just thought I could kill some time.

>>6389312
I lol'd heartedly.

We have an NPC around here (Hackham, sa, Australia in case anyone's interested). Although he's also the town "tard.

-Guy wears a superman costume that's a bit too small, drapes a towel around his neck and steals shit form peoples backyards.
-Wears full cammo and buys a shopping trolley worth of stuff in coles or orders a fuck off huge meal at McDonalds, takes it up to the counter and hands them his card. He never has any money and they give it to him for free on busy days because they just don't want to deal with his shit.
-So many more, can't be assed typing them out.

>>6397027
HOLY FUCK I MET HIM AT MARION

>>6397027
Runs along in his superman outfit in front of his aging parents/carers? I saw a grown man in a too small superman outfit running along with his arms out at Southport a few weeks ago.

>>6391727
Fuck yeah, tag along DMPC in one of gods campaigns.

>>6397040
Sounds like him, has an untrimmed beard/ goatee thing going and might crosseyed?

>>6397034
Did you shoot you the metal fingers?

Morning crew bump

I once instinctively roundhoused a man in a Haunted House when he scared my girlfriend by jumping up from a hole in the floor.

I'm not allowed to go to haunted houses anymore. It is only Real Life PC due to the man being dressed up like a monster and attempting to (fake) steal my maiden.

>>6397843
>Instinctive roundhouse kick
What? That's not a kick you do instinctively, bro. It's not even one you can do without a bit of setup.

>>6397917

I do a lot of TKD. Pretty much 4 hours of my day, every day, is spent doing roundhouses for no reason aside from the fact that I really liked Tekken growing up and had an unhealthy Hwoarang fixation. It's instinctive for me now to just roundhouse if startled or anything. It has lead to some awkward situations.

>>6397938
>>6397917
>>6397843

This is exactly why this man is a PC. Wasting a large portion of his life to max one skill. Roundhouse munchkin.

>>6397938
shut up weeaboo faggot. you don't instinctively roundhouse kick and definitely not while inside a haunted house which tend to be cramped and with your girlfriend in the immediate vicinity. also no girlfriend virgin loser etc.

>>6397956

Jealous fatty unable to do roundhouses detected.

Also, Taekwondo is not Japanese. He'd be a koreaboo if anything.

>>6390569
You live in Columbus, OH, don't you?

Because, if not, we have a couple like that here, too.

I've had a few cool experiences that are 'PC' worthy, but my favourite was when I hiked across Dartmoor wearing an old leather riding coat and using this long gnarled stick as a walking stick during a thunder storm.

Sure, nobody saw me, but just walking through the moor with thunder and lightning all around me and incredible rain was just brilliant.

>>6398003
I'm pretty sure there are a few like that everywhere.

>>6397938
>>6397843
aww he decided to make stuff up to impress internet nerds

nice try
tkd fag here, roundhouse is not a kick you do instinctively. Not even close. You may as well have said "someone jumped out at me so i instinctively took a brick, laid it on top of two other bricks and karate chopped it"

>>6398102

Brick-breaking karate master here. I disagree. I instinctively sunder cinderblocks and bricks when children break paper bags filled with wind behind me and I am startled. Just because you're bad at roundhouses despite being in JKD doesn't mean that other people haven't honed their sweet spinning kicks to a hairtrigger prowess.

>>6398125
sometimes when startled my ki even forms a small defensive blast, but jealous children and internet tough guys always deny the posibility of this happening out of pure envy.

Before I left the hell of school forever, I remember seeing a HUGE black man riding a brand new bicycle wearing what looked like a clown outfit, neck ruffle, 10 sizes too big shoes, multicoloured jump suit etc and having a tough time of it thanks to those practical shoes.

friend of mine used to go to highschool wearing a real full chainmail armor. he also painted his face war-style.

not even the bullies dared to say or do anything.

Theres a guy I know who is probably an example of exactly the person who's actions, out of context, would lead one to suspect he is a PC.
-Rides a motorcycle, often while dressed in full Ryu getup (Those clothes, Bandanna, gloves etc) he HAS a motorcycle jacket but just doesn't wear it.
-Has 6 full formal suits, such that he, in the appropriate season, wears a waistcoat, tie, shirt, fedora, immaculately pressed pants etc, as casual attire
-Has 3 knife holsters which he sometimes wears all at once, containing one wooden, one rubber, and one metal.
- Has extremely unusual belt buckles. The kind that the attention of an entire room can be lost in.

>>6398163
Was he normal looking (despite, y'know the mail shirt and facepaint) or was he a scrawny nerd-looking chap.

>>6398174


well he scale-skin and a nose bigger than a jew's.

MAGIC RUNES LADDIE

>>6398198

"has"

>>6398202

i love you

Hell, I grew up with a PC for a dad.

I remember I was three when a raid happened. I was playing with toys, then I heard a window break. Being inquizitive, I ran in to see a smoke bomb in the livingroom. Roughly the same time, pop opens the living room door, kicks it out, and stands out on the front porch with a length of pipe. A couple of nastly looking punks come up to the porch. He smashed on in the head, turned and hit the other in the stomach, and bashed another in the kneecap. More came up. A few punks later, the bat's broken, so he throws it and hits one between the eyes. One hit him in the back with a bat. He turned around, snatched it, and broke the poor schmuck's nose with it. After two more hit the porch, they grabbed the wounded and scampered off in a pickup.

After all this, all he did was turn, pick me up, and ask if I wanted fried chicken for supper.

Closest I had was while I was in the police force. We were chasing this guy for over an hour after getting a report of him breaking into an apartment, driving out the owners, and locking himself inside. When the other team arrived they reported a darkskinned guy in a bright red shirt with a communist star on it, combat boots, and torn jeans jumping from the balcony of said apartment to a nearby tree, and then quickly jumped from tree to tree until reaching another rooftop up on the hill at which point the chase began.

We spotted him a few times but always lost him around the corner. He got away in the end.

The owners report nothing is missing, but the man was apparently searching for something and their computer was turned on.

rolled 67 = 67

>>6397027

Wait. Are you talking about Benny? The guy who goes to the Six Flags New England all the time, asking if they need Superman?

ITT: people who wear leather and random acts of violence

I'm hopefully on the way of becoming a PC. I joined the city guard/militia and while I didn't have any combat encounters as of yet a lot of weird shit happened and I've met some pretty cool people.

Team still won't let me hold the carbine though - being new I'm the 'flashlight/batton guy'.

>>6398372

And this is why I regularly train for parkour.

>>6391658
>All black
>Stylish

>>6398613
Mmm...Is that two guys?

>>6398436
Sounds like PCs to me.

Also, everyone claiming to be a PC is a wanker. If you were a PC you wouldn't be on 4chan.

>>6398443


lol are you some arab hunting insurgents in Bagdad?

Can't believe this thread has come back to life.

>>6398392
No idea what his name is, hangs out in colonnades a lot, has a goatee, fucked teeth.

I've personally seen him jump a fence with what looked like one of those plastic chairs that kids get and leg it as fast as he could conceivably go.

Not a PC, but a NPC. There's this old dude in a town nearby. He's got a big, wild, grey beard, hair to match, and he only wears shorts and sneakers. No shirt at all. Even during the winter. He's sort of stocky, and jogs around like that, occassionally stopping to do some stretching exercises.

>>6399337
Retired PC.

I once knew this guy with a walking stick who would stand around the town square. He'd often request that people stop what they were doing for a few moments and hear some of his tales.

>>6399403
SHUT UP, DECKARD CAIN! NO ONE CARES! IT'S NOT LIKE DIABLO IS REAL, OR THAT HE'S...... ohshitsaveusdeckardcaindiablothreeiscomingoutsometimemaybe

One day, I was walking around Redmond, a couple blocks away from Microsoft, and this guy across the street from me goes sprinting by. The werid part was his comically large tophat, at least two time the size of a regular tophat, and holding a longsword with both hands, in a ready position. i jogged for a block to keep up with him, bu tthen he jumped over a fence. he was clearly up to something VERY important.

>>6398984
The reverse - Israeli hunting suicide bombers/terrorists/Evil Arabs TM.

Not mine, but I read about this guy in a similar thread a while back: Priest gets held up outside a movie theater, punhes the guy out using the cross around his neck like a punching dagger.

>>6396756
You a Finn?

>>6399489

Had a critical NPC once. This summer, I ran into this creepy old fucker who looked homeless and rode a bicycle all over. I was on this bike trail in Ohio, and I saw him screaming his head off at some poor lady who worked there, going on about the "armed cop" and all this because someone told him to keep his dog on a leash.

I heard the next day that the rangers were tracking the guy. Had I been a PC, I would have kicked his ass and sold his bike for scrap.

>>6399500
Oh, and there's more. Saw him again at some visitor place talking to this one ranger and going on about his dog and travels and stuff. The look on the guy's face was classic "DO NOT WANT," as the old guy smelled like shit. He was handing out free copies of the book, and the ranger made up some excuse about not being able to carry it, handed it back, and just walked away from the guy.
Pic related; found the fucker on google. I bet killing him would have triggered a quest.

My tale goes like this: I was just hanging around the old church drinking some Puschkin(black) and smoking a fag when these guys I've been having some problems with showed up, there were three of them but apprantly there were more behind them as they yelled "There he is! Kick his ass!" I start running like fuck into this forest, I see that they're gaining on me, I take the biggest branch I could find, hid and when the first came running in I hit a home run on his face. The next I took care of in two blows, one to his side and a thrust to his jaw. Now the rest of their gang shows up and see me as I yelled out of fulfillment and rage with a +5 branch of bloody pain and they fled in terror. I then proceeded to loot them for cash and drugs before going back to my throne as the prince of bel-air.

>>6399603
Unexpectedly useful improvised weapon?

Problemsolver (skill) - Any improvised weapons used by this character are treated as mastercraft, and using them incurs no penalties.

I was out for a walk one day when this crazy bitch carrying an electric bass on a yellow Vespa runs over some dude. I guess that wasn't enough, because she clobbered the poor kid with the bass. The really fucked up thing is that I think she's working as a maid at his house now.

>>6400034
>I think she's working as a maid at his house now.
A maid? I bet she's some sort of illegal alien, and probably cut a deal with them to avoid being deported.
"Please no jail! Me clean for you if no jail. Is good deal yes?"

>>6400034

>>6400034
She's probably fooling around with the guy she ran over. Doing the "Fooli Cooli" with him, even.

>>6400346

Probably a pedo too

>>6390569

Friend, that wasnt a robe, it was a snuggie

I saw this middle aged but still smoking hot lady in a grocery store, she had a white eyepatch and a white knee length trench coat and was very sophisticated looking, while looking through her purse to find her credit card i noticed that she had a giant zippo lighter and i fucking swear to god, a knife.

>>6392271
>>6392867
>>6393005

hm. And, apparently, anyone who studies the Koton for too long dies.


We've discovered the Necronomicon, gentlemen.

>>6390857
I took TaeKwon-Do.

my instructor used to be an electrician, then plumber, then waiter, and the last I heard, he worked for a company delivering oil

>>6401569
a knife huh? pretty hardcore

Well the most characterful person i have seen that i can remember was one old guy that used to walk around in a rather peculiar getup.

The man was about 80 years old, thin as a rail, and wore a very large white cowboy hat and as i live in a small norwegian city that by itself is distinctive, he also dressed in a white tuxedo, leather sandals, and blue mittens, no matter what time of the year it was.

He always behaved as if there was nothing unusual with his getup at all.

I dont really know what his story was but i kinda belive that it was a long and weird one one.

>>6401569
I always have those things on my person. There's nothing special about that; it's normal.

>>6402166
>small norwegian city
City by Norwegian standards? Because by normal standards, there aren't any cities in Norway that aren't small.

I worked for a while at this fucking seedy Super 8 Motel near Denver. Night shift, so I saw a lot of interesting folk. Guys with bloodstained shirts, guys on meth, guys with shotguns... Some were PC-worthy, some were not. But this was a group of these four gentlemen/women that stepped right out of goddman d20.

So it was about 2 in the morning and they walk in. Three guys and a girl. This stocky, somewhat overweight guy makes for the counter and says he wants 1 room, give the name 'Langford'. Dressed in a canvas jacket with generous patching, gray knit cap, jeans, combat boots. Nothing too noteworthy, save for the fact that he obviously had a pistol tucked into the front of his jeans and had this fucking horrible cut on the side of his face. All bandaged up. This dude signs and everything and they all go up to their room. The girl is short, somewhat attractive and maybe asian. Wearing combat fatigues and a p-coat. Very close-cut hair, looked like she'd been shaved bald recently. The other dude is black, trying to grow dreadlocks, and short. Nothing remarkable about his dress, but he was carrying a fucking katana (or some longish asian sword) rolled up in some garbage bags. Just one guy stays in the lobby, by the door. He's taller than the rest, white, and kinda gaunt. He's carrying all the bags for the group, which is impressive because there are about 5 of them, all black duffels and heavy-looking. He just stares out the window before turning and walking past me to get to the others. He has a pair of night vision goggles hanging from his neck, and underneath this denim jacket he has a shirt with what looks like a could slashes in it, like some guy went at him with a knife. Langford or whatever the fuck his name was left the next morning, came back that afternoon looking rather pissed (or so I'm told, I wasn't working), and the group left that night. The black swordsman guy gave me a tip of $200 dollars, all in crisp 20's. Christ.

Well the only PC worthy person I've ever seen was this old man. He had almost completely black eyes, was tall as fuck and wore a tuxuedos. He spoke in a very gentlemanly manner and didn't care about the woman who accidently cut herself. But his eyes, the eyes had no god damn emotion in them.

>>6399603
>smoking a fag
>hit a home-run

Obvious bel-air is obvious, long before I whistled for a cab - no American smokes fags (apart from certain militant conservatives in the South), and no Brit hits home-runs.

I met a PC once. He was dressed sharply in a dull brown suit and had thick glasses and was standing next to some hipster faggot who called himself Mac and he kept on saying why he was better than the PC. The PC took one look at him and said, "Do you have any games?" For some reason, Mac hung his head in shame and left.

I have no fucking idea what that was about to this day.

>>6403141
>The black swordsman guy gave me a tip of $200 dollars, all in crisp 20's.
Wow.

Yeah. They robbed someplace.