!eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)01:35 No.6421682|
Yeah, sorry for the wait. Gentleork writer, sorry but it seems people like it. Of course, you could just stop, but it's your call, m8.
Oh zog yeah. Time to show these boys who’s boss. You leap on Charga’s back, and have him jumb on the Valkyrie’s remain. You shoot your dakka at the sky to get their attention.
>Oi you gitz! Look ‘ere, dis crashed ‘umie-kopta is mine, and wivv my stompy Charga ‘ere, I’ve made me some ded killy dakka and uvva gubbinz. Now, you lot don’t look too runty or whimpy. How ‘bout I’m da boss now, and we get outta dis zoggin’ forest ? Wivv your killin’ and my ded kunnin’, we’z gonna stomp anyfink dat gets in our way. But don’t you gitz forget dat I’m in charge ‘ere, and if you wanna see why, come ‘ere and I’ll crump ya dead. *waves dakka menacingly* How ‘bout it boyz?
The other orks are startled by your sudden apparition. The bigger of the three, the one they called Gutzag, steps up. He is as big as you, maybe even bigger. In his hand is a wicked-looking choppa and in his belt is a big slugga.
« And who do ya fink ya are ? Git outta ‘ere ‘fore I krump ya. »
You snarl at him.
« Who do I fink I am ? Who da ZOG do YOU fink I am ? I’m Nuk da Cunnin’, Pigbita, Bomkicka ! And you lot do what I say or I’ll give ya a STOMPIN’ ! » You shoot in the air again for added effect. Charga grunts and snorts, stomping the ground.
As you hoped, Gutzag bares his teeth at you and growls.
« We’ll just see about dis ! You boyz stand back and look, and see why I’M da boss ! WAAAAGH !!! »
And with these words, he unslings his slugga and charges at you, shooting and brandishing his weapon.
« ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ! »