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    28 KB Ork Quest Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/24/09(Sat)22:30 No.6419505  
    Hey guise, this is my first quest thread so please excuse my beginner shenanigans. I'll do my best. My english is pretty good, but it’s not my first language, so I still might make a few mistakes. Try to keep that in mind when you send the grammar gestapo to get me.

    You were in a warm and dark place minutes ago. Curled up in a comfy cocoon, you slowly became aware of your whereabouts, and decided you wanted to see more of the world. With a low growl, you ripped the shit out of your hatching pod, emerging as a fully grown ork runt !

    You are :
    -A runty git
    -Naked
    -Unarmed
    -Alone

    You look around you. You seem to have hatched at the edge of a forest, the remains of your cocoon lay between two large trees.

    To the North, is the forest. To the South, is a wide plain. To the East, still the forest. To the West, still the plain.

    There is black and oily smoke coming from the forest, floating above the tall trees. You can barely make out a herd of hairy beasts in the distance, grazing on the plain’s green grass.
    What do, /tg/ ?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:33 No.6419533
    WEZ NEED TA GET A CHOPPA.

    WEST. GET A STICK AND SOME SHARP STONES, MAKE CHOPPA.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:35 No.6419546
    >>6419505
    make a choppa and head towards the smoke, some of tha boyz might be having a WAAGHH with out you.
    >> Yang 10/24/09(Sat)22:37 No.6419564
    >>6419533
    This.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:39 No.6419585
    Oi! Yeah! We needs a choppa Or We'z muckin about!
    Head North because the fire might mean there is a WAAAAAGH we can join!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:40 No.6419594
    >>6419505
    Get to da forest, ya git! Der be tings ta kill der
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:40 No.6419596
    >>6419546
    >>6419564
    >>6419533
    GET A CHOPPA, HEAD TO SMOKE.
    Also
    >obvious ripoff of Astarte Quest
    >but with Orks
    >fuck yea, gonna be a warboss in no time
    >or dead
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:40 No.6419597
    WEZ GON TAKE THE RACOON BONEZ AND SHARP STONES AND MAKE A CHOPPA
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:41 No.6419603
    [ I'm detecting Fail, as this git doesn't know Orks grow out of the ground! ]
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:46 No.6419660
    >>6419603
    Let him come up with shit.
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/24/09(Sat)22:49 No.6419689
    A choppa. You want to chop stuff up. You decide to make something dead killy on the spot, right here.

    You look around for materials. There are a few stones and sticks lying around. You pick two stones, and following your instincts you smash ‘em together. Repeatedly. Finally, one of the stones looks a bit choppier than before, thanks to your energetic sharpening. Using the other rock, you hammer it into a sturdy-looking stick.

    Weapon acquired : Primitive Choppa !
    Weapon created : +1 Mek point !

    Now that you’re armed, you decide to investigate the forest. Smoke means fire, you reason, and fire means fun.

    With a hearty guffaw, you run into the forest, waving your shiny new choppa. You run in the direction of the smoke for a while, but then you stop.

    You stop because there’s a fuckin’ boar in your way. The huge beast has dark brown fur, matted with blood, and is bigger than you. It snorts and stomps the ground, and points its tusks at you. The fucker's about to charge! Zog!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:51 No.6419705
    >>6419689
    Swing the choppa at it and brawl it in melee, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:51 No.6419711
    >>6419689
    GET TA CHOPPIN! NO ZOGGIN' PIGGY IZ GON' STOP THIS ORK! IT AIN'T EVEN GREEN!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:51 No.6419715
    Let's let out a big ol "WAAAAGH" And show him who's better and greener!

    If we can't beat him up till he listens to us, chop him up till we got some skin and tusks ta wear!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:52 No.6419721
    >>6419689
    Iz time ta be kunnin! Shout a Waaagh fer Mork, when dat git charges jump out da way an' hit him with yer choppa at the back of the head.

    We iz truly a kunnin git!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:53 No.6419724
    >>6419689

    Dodge it's attack, beat the thing senseless with the non-choppy side of your Choppa, then beat it some more until it realises DAT YOU'Z DA BOSS.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:53 No.6419728
    >>6419721

    Diz' gitz got da rou'ght ideah!
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)22:55 No.6419748
    >>6419721
    I AGREE!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)22:57 No.6419760
    >>6419689
    time to test out that new choppa
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:00 No.6419794
    were is the op!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:02 No.6419814
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    TAME IT. MAKE IT YOUR BATTLE SQUIG
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:03 No.6419823
    >>6419814
    !!!!!! BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:04 No.6419832
    >>6419814
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:06 No.6419852
    >>6419814
    Wez a'haf ta crump it first. 'it it wiv the not choppy end of the choppa so az not ta crump it too hard. Continue with kunnin plan.
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:07 No.6419864
    people take a name so we know who's who
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/24/09(Sat)23:09 No.6419872
    WAAAAAAAGH !

    Your defiance doesn’t seem to deter the beast. It charges at you, its hooves ripping chunks of earth and moss of the forest floor. Well you’re no whimpy grot, but you’re not stupid either. At the last moment, you jump to your left while swinging your choppa at the pig. It gets stuck in the boar’s shoulder.

    IT DON’T CARE. It keeps charging on, while your grip tightens on your weapon’s haft. You just made this, you ain’t letting go. The boar thrashes wildly, but you’re still hanging on its side. Infuriated, it bulldozes on through the forest.

    Branches whip your body and face, but you refuse to let go. You try to climb on the creature’s back, using it’s fur for grips. You manage to get on its back, hanging on for dear life. The next step is getting your choppa out of the boar’s shoulder. With a mighty heave, you finally free it, tearing off a chunk of meat in the process. Unfortunately, your momentum sends you tumbling backwards, and you only manage to catch the pig’s tail with your free hand through pure luck.

    What’s next ?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:11 No.6419886
    >>6419872

    Open your face bigger than it's face. BITING CONTEST.

    It will obey when it realizes we bigga.
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:11 No.6419887
    >>6419872
    ITS A RODIEO NOW BITCHES HE HA!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:11 No.6419889
    >>6419872
    Use da blunt end of da choppa, and it one of itz legz. It should get it ta trip, an' then we can crump it and use it to crump more weedy gitz.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:11 No.6419890
    >>6419872
    CONTINUE CHOPPIN'
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:12 No.6419900
    >>6419886
    >>6419886
    >>6419886

    IT WORK FOR SQUIGS, IT WORK FOR PIGS
    >> Firstquest 10/24/09(Sat)23:12 No.6419901
    Hold on to the choppa! Smack em with the blunt side and yell till her listens, stops runnin, or we kill em!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:12 No.6419902
    BEAT IT DOWN, TEACH IT THAT YOU AM BOSS
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:13 No.6419916
    >>6419900
    >>6419886

    These. We ain't neva going to get bigga unless something realizes we stompier than it. Dat pig believes we're bigga we're gonna be bigga.

    Then we be the biggest and become a Warboss.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:15 No.6419934
    stuff your hand up its ass and turn it inside out
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:22 No.6420016
    dont let this die V.V
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:23 No.6420029
    >>6420016
    we all wanna bite its grubby face off

    we bigga, we betta
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:25 No.6420047
    >>6420029
    and we need its fur.....were naked......and a naked ork is no good!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:27 No.6420068
    >>6420047
    dont matta if we got attak pig
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:29 No.6420093
    Try to swing at its rear legs.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:30 No.6420104
    >>6419934
    boar glove
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/24/09(Sat)23:30 No.6420109
    I'm sorry, I'm not the fastest at typin'. Anyway:

    Dat boar. Dat boar. Dat zoggin’ boar. You swing the blunt end of your choppa at its hind leg. While you do not hear the satisfying crack you were expecting, the pig loses its balance and tumbles forward. Fortunately, you let go of the animal’s tail and land on the ground face-first. Hey, it’s better than having the boar landing on you. Speaking of the boar, something tells you you gotta show it who’s boss.

    IT’S BITIN’ TIME.

    You run up to it just as it’s getting up again. The both of you gaze into each other’s eyes, one pair porcine, bloodshot and fierce, the other, fierce, bloodshot and porcine. Just as the boar surges its tusks towards your face, you open your maw as wide as you can, and bite the zoggin’ hell down with all your strenght. The boar shakes it’s head wildly, but that only makes your teef tear more of its flesh.

    After a while, the shaking becomes less and less violent. Finally, you let go of the bloody snout, one or two of your teef stuck in the black flesh. Triumphantly, you grab the boar by its ears and yell WAAAAAAAAGH !!!, showering it with spittle. It snorts, but doesn’t attempt to kill you or anyfink.

    A winner is you ! +5 Ork points. You now feel bigger, stronger and orkier. You are no longer a runt. You now are a boy !

    What to do now ? Do you want to name the newly tamed boar ? What to do with it?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:32 No.6420129
    >>6420109
    Name it WAAAGHearst an' ride it to da smoke!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:33 No.6420136
    >>6420109
    Wait a zoggin second!

    Wez don't have a name!

    I say wez Nuk the Kunnin. An diz dere boar iz Charga.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:33 No.6420141
    >>6420109
    RIDE IT TO THE FIRE, THEN KILL IT AND USE THE BONEZ
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:34 No.6420159
    >>6420141
    NO YA GIT. WEZ CAN USE IT TA KILL MORE STUFF.
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/24/09(Sat)23:36 No.6420181
    >>6420136
    Before I continue, is everyone ok with those names?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:36 No.6420182
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    Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper. He falls out the window, the grizzly will go straight for the easier meal
    >> Firstquest 10/24/09(Sat)23:37 No.6420191
    >>6420181
    Sure!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:37 No.6420193
    >>6420181
    Nuk da kunnin. Real Orkz don't use the. Other than dat, itz fine.
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:37 No.6420198
    >>6420182
    ..... -steps on as mono eye flashes- im sorry please contune op
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:38 No.6420212
    >>6420193
    I say we Nuk da killin

    wut kinda ork is kunnin? we aint one o'dem mek boyz, wez a killin boy.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:39 No.6420216
    Let's ride the boar closer to the smoke.
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:43 No.6420274
    >>6420216
    yes and hope to god we find some dead corpese to loot
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/24/09(Sat)23:47 No.6420312
    « Roight. Now lissen, ya pig. I’m Nuk da Cunnin’, and I’m da boss. And you’s Charga. I sit on ya and tells ya where to go, and ya crump wot I tells ya to crump. Got it ? »

    Charga snorts. He seems to have gotten it. Now, what were you doing here ? That’s right, you were heading for the smoke. You climb on top of Charga, raise your bloody choppa and with a loud WAAAAAGH !, you’re off. You ride in silence for a while, enjoying your new mount’s speed. You feel that painting it red would make him go faster, but you don’t have paint so you decide you’ll see to that later.

    Finally, you arrive at a clearing in the forest. The smoke is rising from a crashed Valkyrie. Flaming debris and scraps of the hull are scattered across the area.

    What do, /tg/ ?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:48 No.6420326
    >>6420212
    I SEZ WE USE BOTH WHEN IT'S APPROPRIATE.
    NUK DA KUNNIN WHEN WE'Z BE KUNNIN.
    NUK DA KRUMPAN WHEN WE KRUMPAN.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:49 No.6420334
    >>6420312
    Loot the fuck out of it, attach pieces of the hull to the charga.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:49 No.6420336
    If dere ain't no gits 'round to attack us, it's lootin' time!
    >> dr.zaku 10/24/09(Sat)23:49 No.6420338
    >>6420312
    search the crash sight then scavange and dont you think we need to make a camp?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:50 No.6420339
    >>6420334
    THIS.
    IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:50 No.6420342
    >>6420312
    WEZ LOOT DOZE GITZ.

    DON'T WAAAAGH THOUGH. WAAAAGH AFTER WE GETZ SOME DAKKA.
    >> Firstquest 10/24/09(Sat)23:52 No.6420366
    Find somethin to wear, or make a choppa better or put stuff on our new mount! Or All of those things!
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:54 No.6420386
    >>6420334
    >>6420334
    >>6420334
    LOOT IT TO MAKE CHARGA BETTA
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:54 No.6420396
    We needz ta use dem flamey gubbinz ta make stuff. BE DA MEK BOY.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/09(Sat)23:56 No.6420414
    >>6420312
    use metal to make some arma' for yous and Charga, and improve ya choppa a bit. Maybe look to see if there's anything you can use as a slugga in there as well.
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)00:06 No.6420532
    You ride Charga to the crash site. Looking at the metal scraps, an idea blooms in your mind like love on the battlefield. You jump of your boar, and start looking for suitable armor plates. Using your choppa, you fashion some armor bitz for your mount and yourself. You also find several ‘umie bodies. You remove the sharp rock from your choppa and replace it with a sharp metal bit. Most of the guns you find are either too small for your hands, or busted up. You might be able to make something out of the Ogryn's ripper gun, given enough time... All in all, you start looting the fuck out of that place.

    Stuff created ! +3 Mek points.

    Equipment : Metal primitive choppa, Iron gob, Protecty plates ( right shoulder and gut ) Pants ( looted from dead Ogryn )
    Charga : Iron gob ( boar version ) Protecty plates on both sides and at the front.

    Just as you were about to start looking at the engine parts of the Valkyrie, you hear a noise behind you. You turn around and lo and behold, one of the ‘umies survived. Doesn’t look very tough, though. He is covered in blood, his left arm is hanging limply at his side an dit seems he can barely stand. He scowls, looking at you and raises a laspistol in his right hand. The human officer is standing a good ten feet from you.

    « A filthy… xeno like you… won’t defile His work ! »
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)00:07 No.6420554
    >>6420532
    oh look a a guy who has a dakka! KILLHIM AND TAKE IT!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:07 No.6420560
    >>6420532
    KRUMP
    HIM
    DED
    >> Yang 10/25/09(Sun)00:09 No.6420578
    >>6420532
    KRUMP 'EM AND LOOT 'EM
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:09 No.6420581
    >>6420532
    >He scowls, looking at you and raises a laspistol in his right hand
    >raises a laspistol
    FINALLY, some dakka. Krump him good and take it.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:12 No.6420609
    Look through the wreck and try to find something shooty
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:13 No.6420634
    Say to him in a polite voice, "Good evening Sir. If it would please you, can I please have your dakka? My companion Charga and I are in dire need of firepower if we are to survive this world. No doubt your comrades will soon arrive to assist you but we have no such resources. I would hate to have to krump you good."
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:13 No.6420637
    that dakka is too small fer his hand though.

    but yes, he must be krumped!

    Nuk decides to be more kunnin'! and pick up a slab of steel to shield his face with, then charge da 'umies!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:14 No.6420640
    >>6420532
    DODGE las blast!

    KRUMP humie!
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)00:15 No.6420651
    >>6420637
    we could experment on it :D
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:15 No.6420661
    >>6420634

    Is it possible to be chummy and Orky at the same time?

    Nuk da Gennelmen would be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:15 No.6420665
    Weave some as you close in, then get choppy.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:16 No.6420675
    I'm not going to lie, I've got no idea how to be Orky so I've got to use this gentleman voice.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:16 No.6420678
    >>6420651

    ah yes, he may have enuf mek points now to attempt a mod. Maybe smashin' the trigger area wif a rock to make it bigger?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:19 No.6420723
    Crump 'im wiv Charga!

    Also archived.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:20 No.6420734
    KRUMP 'IM AN TAKE DA FLASH BITZ UV 'IS OONEFORM. LOIK 'IS HAT.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:21 No.6420741
    >>6420678
    >smashin' the trigger area wif a rock to make it bigger

    uv cors! why dint we tinkka dis earlier? KRUMP HIM DA FUK UP AND FICKS DA DAKKA'TA BE OURS.
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)00:21 No.6420749
    The human shoots before you can react, but fortunately the shot just « pzoinks » on your armored shoulder. With a wild grin and a roar, you leap at him, swinging your choppa at his head. He manages to duck under your swing and jumps backwards, but due to his injuries, he trips and lands square on his butt. He shoots you again, his time hitting you in the thigh, burning a hole in your green flesh. It is only a flesh wound however, and won’t keep you down. Snarling, you leap forward, stomping the puny ‘umie dead.

    With a wicked smile, you pick up his gun and prepare to celebrate your victory, when you notice something.

    You notice the frag grenade the human was holding. The pin is missing.

    Logic suggests you GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:23 No.6420777
    GIT DA ZOG OUTTA DA WAY!
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)00:24 No.6420786
    >>6420749
    oh son of a................
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:25 No.6420797
    >>6420749
    scream at the grenade to scare it into submission.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:25 No.6420800
    >>6420749
    Hmm, pretty kunnin for a humi- DA ZOG?! RUN AWAY!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:26 No.6420810
    >>6420749

    I do believe that if I am to escape from this pickle I had better head away from that Infernal contraption posthaste! I whistle for my trusty steed, Charga, and leap onto his back, slapping my legs against his side. "Onward Charga! Let us ride away from this devilry!" And so we saunter forth into whatever awaits us.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:27 No.6420820
    you realize that it is too late to GTFO. Something in your primal orky instinct knows that the kill radius of a frag grenade is about 18 feet, and you won't run that distance and lie down in time.

    Pure hotblooded garness tells you to kick da grenade really 'ard! Then lie down asap.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:29 No.6420852
    pick up the grenade and throw it
    >> Yang 10/25/09(Sun)00:30 No.6420865
    >>6420820
    'dis git iz 'ight orky 'e iz.
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)00:31 No.6420874
    >>6420820
    i say go for it but if we loose our foot ITS YOUR ASS!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:32 No.6420891
    Can't run the distance. But throwing, now...
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:33 No.6420892
    >>6420820
    ORKY MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:33 No.6420903
    Yeah, kick it.

    Aim for a goal-like pair of trees or something, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:34 No.6420910
    Kick or throw the grenade really hard!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:35 No.6420928
    >>6420903

    Capital idea! It iz unorky to do thing without style. Even tactically sound decisions need to be executed with style.
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)00:42 No.6421005
    lets do this!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:42 No.6421006
    KRUMP DAT GRENADE, IT DON'T SCARE US!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:46 No.6421058
    >>6421018
    OOH OOH, KICK DA GRENADE AT DESE GITS! THAT'LL TEACH EM TA INTERRUPT US WHEN WE IS BEIN ORKY!
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)00:47 No.6421071
    > I do believe dat if I’m to escape from dis pickle I had betta head away from dat Infernul kuntrapshun posthaste !

    Is what goes through your head. But you realize that it’s too late to run, so you Ork the fuck up and kick the grenade with all your might. The explosive rebounds the Valkyrie’s wall, ricochets on your skull ( ouch ! ) and flies out the window.

    KER-BLAM.

    Even through the vehicle’s wall, the blast sends you flying head first into the pilot’s seat. Fortunately, your iron gob doesn’t get stuck and you manage to free your head. You scratch your back, removing a few glass chunks that got stuck there.

    Well, THAT was fun. You even managed to nick the human’s pistol in time. You step out of the Valkyrie’s hull and grab the busted-up Ogryn gun. You start thinking about what to do with these two weapons. You search around and find a Tech-priest’s corpse. What luck ! You rip off his giant wrench arm and start doing sum zoggin’ mekaniks.

    When the sun sets, you wipe the sweat off your brow. Using the laspistol’s handle and the ripper gun’s muzzle and barrel, you manage to mek you a dead killy shoota.

    Shoota created ! +3 Mek points.
    Tool acquired ! Big wrench

    With all the excitement from the grenade and whatnot, you are now a bit bigger ! Huzzah !

    Charga suddenly rises up from his sleep and growls. You wonder what’s gotten into him, when suddenly you hear them.

    Heavy footsteps in the forest, getting closer to the crash site.
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)00:48 No.6421084
    >>6421071
    oh fuck we better run for it!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:48 No.6421089
    SHOOTA AT DEM.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:49 No.6421100
    >>6421071

    This unknown figure presents potential for further fightin'. Let loose a resounding "OI!" of challenge.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:50 No.6421112
    >>6421084
    Unorky
    >>6421089
    Orky
    >>6421100
    Ded Kunnin.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:51 No.6421121
    OI, LETS GATHER UP ALL THE OTHA WORKIN SHOOTY THINGS THAT DONT FIT US AND MOUNT EM ON CHARGA'S ARMA. LOOP SOME SPARE WIRE THROUGH
    THE TRIGGER AREAS SO WE CAN UNLEASH A WALL OF DAKKA WHILE WE RIDE!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:52 No.6421127
    >>6421071

    Oh my! Space marines! Without other members of my crusade, I don't stand a chance. Although I do have this fine dakka at my side and a trusty beast I can rely on, I would be pressing my luck if I attempted any method of communication. Best to find a place to observe from and see if an opportunity to ambush those dastards presents itself!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:52 No.6421133
    >>6421127
    WOT
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)00:53 No.6421142
    >>6421127
    agreed we should see how many they are before we attack
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:54 No.6421148
    'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO

    Use scrap metal and mek stuff wit dat wrench to mount dat shoota to Charga for a doubleboarral pig-gun

    Use everything else to make our choppa more choppy
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:54 No.6421151
    >>6421142
    DAT'S JUST UNORKY.
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)00:54 No.6421152
    >>6421133
    the humies expermented on him he now talks like them -.-
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:55 No.6421162
    >>6421152
    AN SO DA YOO YA GIT.
    TALK PROPPA OR ILL KRUMP YA.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:55 No.6421165
    >>6421148

    >double boarrel pig-gun
    >double boarrel
    >boarrel
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:56 No.6421176
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    >>6421165
    >>6421148
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:58 No.6421188
    >>6421165
    I grinned.
    Also, let's exercise some of the kunnin' and look at what's coming before we krump them.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)00:59 No.6421204
    Wit all dese mek points, an' comp-lee-ca-ted plannin's like lookin' wot somethin' is before we krump it, we's gonna turn inta a right kunnin' git!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:02 No.6421231
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    >>6421071
    Toss da wrench when we seez dem, get ready ta snipe at em wit' da ded killy shoota!

    (Pic Unrelated)
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)01:04 No.6421257
    >Zog! More gitz! Widout uvva boyz, dis cud be tuff. Alfough I do have dis ded killy dakka and a stompy beast I can rely on, I wud be pressin’ my luck if I attemptid any mefod of communicashun. Best ta find a place to obsurv from and see if an oppertunity to ambush dose dastids presents itself!

    Is what you think to yourself. Readying your choppa and dakka, you drag Charga and yourself behind the Valkyrie’s hull, on the side opposite to where the footsteps are coming from.

    As they draw nearer, you can hear voices.

    « Oi Gutzag ! Ya sure dat its where ya seen smoke ? »
    « Uv curse ya stupid git ! I’ve even ‘eard a big boom earlia ! »
    « Well look at dis ! Dis is gonna be a LOOT-FEAST ! »

    You peak your head around your hiding place and make out three shapes in the darkness. You don’t have the time to fashion your double-boarrel pig idea on Charga, and they’d hear you anyway.

    Your move !
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:04 No.6421261
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    Create cyboarg.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:05 No.6421278
    Oi! it be suma da boyz
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:05 No.6421285
    Guys I'm sorry for ruining the thread I didn't mean for him to pick up on what I was saying. I'll be quiet now.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:06 No.6421292
    >>6421257

    CLEAR OUT YOUSE GITS, I'M DA STOMPIEST.

    Figger we's bigga dan deez nobs now wot wid all ahs resen' growin' and wot not.

    Also we be wantin' any shootas dem gits got to make dis cyboar
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:06 No.6421295
    Get on charga.
    Krump wun uv 'em an bekkum dere boss.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:07 No.6421305
    I go and start a quest thread on /tg/ where I don't even listen to the majority of the responders.
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)01:07 No.6421306
    >>6421285
    dont be man
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:07 No.6421308
    Oi! Other boyz! Let's introduce ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:07 No.6421314
    >>6421257

    Reveal our honour.

    Demand that they show us their honour.

    Their OTHER honour.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:08 No.6421324
    >>6421261
    I LIKE THIS CYBOAR, but we don't have time.
    It's ORKS, SO YELL OUT A CHALLENGE.
    Tell them to FOLLOW YOU, DA NEW BOSS, OR GET PROPA KRUMPED, AND DA SURVIVAS WILL SEE YOU ARE BOSS.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:08 No.6421329
    >>6421314
    Oh look at mr original over here.
    Any other month old webcomic jokes you wanna leave us in stitches with?
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)01:08 No.6421334
    >>6421285
    Oh, you'd rather I stop doing the Gentleork speak? What about you other guys?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:08 No.6421336
    >>6421071
    yell out "OI! OO'S THERE!?" if its some more orks we may have the begining of a mob
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:09 No.6421349
    I iz big, and derefor iz BOSS. Tell dem gits day is mucking about, day gotta get ta lootin' an WAAAAGHn'.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:09 No.6421351
    >>6421334
    DIS BE AN ORKY THRED.
    SO EIVER GET WIFF DA PROGRAM ER SHUT YER GOB.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:10 No.6421357
    >>6421329

    *I* laughed. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:11 No.6421373
    >>6421357
    >>6421314
    Samefag.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:13 No.6421406
    Sorry, but I have to do it one more time:

    "Ahoy there fine gentlemen! As you can see, I have secured this downed craft, and with the assistance of my stalwart mount here, have created ourselves some fine dakka and other such armaments. You look to be honest, trustworthy, and sound men. What do you say to a joining of forces, if only to find a way out of this arboreal mess? With your....shall we say, predilection for violence and my cunning, we can be a formidable force. Be advised however, that I hold all the cards in this little game, and if you choose not to follow, I cannot guarantee your immediate safety. *waves dakka menacingly* How about it comrades? A show of hands?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:14 No.6421410
    >>6421349
    NO, YOU STUPID GIT, da loot iz all fer Nuk. Dey don't get nonna Nuks loot, dey gotta get dey's own. Wha dey CAN DO iz call you BOSS, or get krumped an see why you iz BOSS.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:14 No.6421413
    >>6421406

    oh god. please this. do not stop my fine sir, this is the kind of orkyness we need to make this a great quest thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:15 No.6421423
    Get on Chargy

    Heft weapons

    Urge Chargy to leap up onto hull of ship

    Pose dramatically against sunlight as paragon of rough-and-ready orkiness
    >> The enligh/t/ened /g/entlemen. 10/25/09(Sun)01:15 No.6421427
    >>6421406
    >>6421413

    I third this. Would be great to see their reactions.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:16 No.6421440
    >>6421406
    OI. I IZ DA BIGGEST, AN I SAYS SHUT YER GOB! ORK KULTUR IZ DA BEST, AN WEEDY-SPEEKY GITS LIKE YOUZE NEEDA SOD OFF!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:16 No.6421441
    >>6421406

    Even if you are ignored, keep posting anyway, it is very entertaining to read and i get a great laugh from it.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:17 No.6421453
    This: >>6421423

    Followed by this: >>6421406

    But in proper ork-speak, please, not dat flash git stuff
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:19 No.6421467
    Yes. Let us be a proper gentleork.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:19 No.6421473
    I vote for gentleork.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:20 No.6421481
    >>6421441

    Whoever is running this thread I'd rather be ignored cause I'm writing most of these out of jest, not in seriousness. (Come on, what ork says things like 'I hold all the cards')
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:21 No.6421498
    >>6421481

    That's what makes it funny.

    Also,

    >>6421440

    is the translation
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:21 No.6421500
    I vote gentleork as well. We need to be most kunnin' if we are to achieve our goals of krumpin' and getting bigga.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:21 No.6421506
    Assert our authority over the Valkyrie ruins. Say that we're the biggest, so we're in charge.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:22 No.6421519
    >>6421481
    OI, YOUS GITS GOTS TA HAFF DA HELD ALL DA TEEF
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:23 No.6421539
    >>6421506
    WE'Z BEEN SAYIN DAT, YOU ZOGGIN GIT
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:25 No.6421554
    >>6420109

    >Finally, you let go of the bloody snout, one or two of your teef stuck in the black flesh

    WAIT YOU GITS, WAIT

    We gotta get dem teef outta dat piggy rite dis zoggin' minute. DEMS GOOD TEEF 'OR BUYIN' SQUIGPIES
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:25 No.6421556
    Thread's dead, Jim
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)01:26 No.6421568
    >>6421556
    na he's slow
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:28 No.6421596
    Listen, guys, the gentleork speech just isn't practical for a quest thread. By it's nature, gentleman speak takes longer to write. We don't want that.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:28 No.6421597
    I have faith.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:29 No.6421609
    >>6421596

    Also: yes, it's funny to see an ork speak like that. But will it be funny the fifth time?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:29 No.6421611
    >>6421554
    WE'Z GET DA TEEF AFTER WE KRUMP DEZE WEEDY GITS.
    OR DEY SEE WE'Z BOSS.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:29 No.6421613
    >>6421596

    The guy who is writing the gentleork speech isn't the DM. He's just some guy who is writing the responses. The only thing that slows down the DM is if he has to translate whatever sentence he's using into orky and the guy's already said he's fine with being ignored by the DM.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:30 No.6421617
    Ah, relax. While we think like a gentleork, it comes out all orky sounding.
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)01:35 No.6421682
    Yeah, sorry for the wait. Gentleork writer, sorry but it seems people like it. Of course, you could just stop, but it's your call, m8.


    Oh zog yeah. Time to show these boys who’s boss. You leap on Charga’s back, and have him jumb on the Valkyrie’s remain. You shoot your dakka at the sky to get their attention.

    >Oi you gitz! Look ‘ere, dis crashed ‘umie-kopta is mine, and wivv my stompy Charga ‘ere, I’ve made me some ded killy dakka and uvva gubbinz. Now, you lot don’t look too runty or whimpy. How ‘bout I’m da boss now, and we get outta dis zoggin’ forest ? Wivv your killin’ and my ded kunnin’, we’z gonna stomp anyfink dat gets in our way. But don’t you gitz forget dat I’m in charge ‘ere, and if you wanna see why, come ‘ere and I’ll crump ya dead. *waves dakka menacingly* How ‘bout it boyz?

    The other orks are startled by your sudden apparition. The bigger of the three, the one they called Gutzag, steps up. He is as big as you, maybe even bigger. In his hand is a wicked-looking choppa and in his belt is a big slugga.
    « And who do ya fink ya are ? Git outta ‘ere ‘fore I krump ya. »

    You snarl at him.
    « Who do I fink I am ? Who da ZOG do YOU fink I am ? I’m Nuk da Cunnin’, Pigbita, Bomkicka ! And you lot do what I say or I’ll give ya a STOMPIN’ ! » You shoot in the air again for added effect. Charga grunts and snorts, stomping the ground.

    As you hoped, Gutzag bares his teeth at you and growls.
    « We’ll just see about dis ! You boyz stand back and look, and see why I’M da boss ! WAAAAGH !!! »
    And with these words, he unslings his slugga and charges at you, shooting and brandishing his weapon.

    « ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ! »
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)01:36 No.6421689
    By the way, sorry for my slowliness.
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)01:37 No.6421692
    >>6421682
    time to break some one skull!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:39 No.6421718
    >>6421682

    WE DEALS WIT DIZ NOB LIKE WE DEALS WIT PIGZ.

    OPEN DAT TEEFY MOUF O' OURS AND BITE DIZ GIT ON DA FACE
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:39 No.6421719
    >>6421682

    Dakka the shit out of him while you charge yourself, leap at him first and chop the shit out of him.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:39 No.6421723
    >>6421682
    >I’m Nuk da Cunnin’, Pigbita, Bomkicka
    I lol'd real good.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:39 No.6421727
    >>6421682
    'AV CHARGA NOK IM DAN, THENZ JUMP OFF AN KRUMP IM DED!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:41 No.6421740
    >>6421682
    Sidestep dat charge and krump dat git a new one. We'ze got ta show dem we iz cunnin'
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:41 No.6421741
    Kick 'em in da bombs and den bite diz gitz entiyah face off. De gonna 'eed ta gettim a facesquig when we'z done
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:42 No.6421753
    IZ DAT GITS FACE BIGGA DEN A BOARHEAD?

    IF N, BITE DAT FACE
    IF Y, BREAK OWN JAW AND DEN BITE FACE
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:42 No.6421755
    >>6421682

    Charge at him on boar; as you approach, stand up on Chargy's back. At point just before contact, leap forward, adding Chargy's speed to your own force as you knee dis uppity grot right in da teef. Use weight and other leg to force him to the ground, then utilize choppa and dakka excessively.

    How's dat for a kunnin' strategy?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:43 No.6421770
    WE'Z GONNA SHOW DAT BOY WHY WE'Z DA BOSS! Circle him on Charga, then krump 'im when we're close enough.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:45 No.6421791
    >>6421755
    >>6421753
    >>6421727
    >>6421718

    1) Dakka
    2) charge
    3) stand
    4) jump
    5) knee
    6) bite
    7) choppa
    8) goto 5
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:47 No.6421812
    "I do say! Violence already! I can see you will be fine allies indeed. I'll have you know I was a champion boxer back in the Old Country! I guess I have to teach you rabble a thing or two about what it means to fight a real Ork. Have at you!"

    *puts fist up in a pugilist stance*

    And then:
    >>6421753
    >>6421719
    >>6421755
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:48 No.6421833
    >>6421753

    >BREAK OWN JAW AND DEN BITE FACE

    I always wondered why some ork warbosses had metal jaws.

    Now I know. They tried to fit something too big into it to show their orkiness.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:48 No.6421836
    Verily I cross-step to the left with a deft feint, letting my amicable Suidae sally forth and disrupt this untoward vulgar ork. Seizing the initiative, I loose a volley from the ramshackle pistol before burying my handcraft woodsork's axe within his chest,
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:53 No.6421886
    From now on, we solve all problems with face biting.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:54 No.6421895
    >>6421886

    ORK HEZ NO PRUBLEM AFTA DAKKA DAKKA AND FACE BITE
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:55 No.6421912
    >>6421895

    NO!

    BITE FACE THEN DAKKA
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)01:59 No.6421951
    >>6421895
    >>6421912

    To dakka then bite, or bite then dakka?

    This conundrum has taxed orky philosophy for millenia.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:02 No.6421994
    >>6421951
    BAH, ALL KILLIN'S GUT
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)02:03 No.6422009
    WAAAAAAGH !!!

    Charga charges towards the attacking nob, your gun spitting death. Your bullets however do not seem to stop him, and he keeps running to you. When your boar and the nob are about to collide, you jump off, aiming your knee at Gutzag’s face. However, he leaps up at you, dodging Charga and headbutting you in the chest.

    The two of you tumble backwards, while Charga continues charging, now aimed at the other boyz.

    You and Gutzag stand up, slowly circling each other while Charga chases the other orks around, making sure they don’t help their boss.

    « I do say! Krumpin’ already! I kin see you and yer lot’s gonna make me fine boyz. I'll have ya know I zoggin’ well bit off dat boar over dere’s face and can bite off ya’s if I get serious! I guess I have ta teach you lot a fing or two about fightin’ a real Ork. Have at you! »

    This taunting angers your political advesrary who charges at you once more. You shoot your dakka at him, and a lucky bullet hits him on the skull. While not enough to kill him, the shock slows him down and dizzies him. You jump on the occasion and run up to him. You headbutt him to the ground and swing your choppa down, but he stops your arm with his own and kicks you off him.

    Without missing a beat, you rol backwards, get up and charge him again. Both of you chop, bite, kick, punch and shoot each other fiercely, but he has the advantage of size. You will need to be extra kunnin’ on this one.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:06 No.6422037
    >>6422009

    Poke him in the eyes!

    DEN CHOMP.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:06 No.6422049
    >>6422009

    WHY DIDN'T YOU BITE HIS FACE?

    JUST BITE HIS FACE.

    Break our jaw if our mouth isn't big enough to fit it in.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:06 No.6422052
    >political advesrary
    Oh god am I lolling from this thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:11 No.6422098
    I brandish a convincing piece of scrap metal, gambling that this savage is less aware of it's mechanical and metallurgical properties.

    "This here is my insurance policy. I will not serve a lesser vulgar ork. Kill or incapacitate me, and you and your band of miscreants will be incinerated. Surrender,"
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:12 No.6422105
    >>6422009

    Let's see... kunnin'... kunnin'...

    Perhaps we should employ such advanced combat maneuvers as: sand/dirt/blood in his eyes; kick in the back o' the leg to make him fall; face stompin'.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:14 No.6422122
    >>6419505
    CHOKE HIM TO DEATH BY SHOVING YER FIST DOWN HIS THROAT.

    DAKKA FIRST.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:15 No.6422143
    >>6422122
    You'll shoot yer own 'and off like dat, an we don't gots no klaw! Promise yo teef to his boyz if dey fights wit' us!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:15 No.6422145
    Yeah! Distract 'im, then give 'im a 'andful of dirt to the eyes.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:15 No.6422147
    Yell "LOOK OUT BOYZ ITS DA ’UMIES" and point towards the forest. If he looks away bash his skull in
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:16 No.6422153
    >>6422143

    DEM TEEF IS OURS
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:16 No.6422157
    >>6422143

    Nah. Promise HIS teeth to da boys if dey helps.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:17 No.6422162
    "Hmph, perhaps you are a worthier foe than I expected. I shall have to use some unsavoury tactics if I am to gain the upper hand in this duel. Let's see how you handle a....SPLASH OF DIRT IN YOUR EYES!"
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:18 No.6422177
    >>6422157

    Actually, no. Keep all da teef.

    See if you can use the terrain. Collapse somethin' on him, or lead him over some slick mud. Dirt + blood equals mud, so there's got to be some!

    Said mud is also useful for throwing in eyes or jamming into his slugga so dat it becomes more of a bomb.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:21 No.6422200
    Damn, I need to sleep. Please, archive this thread and any follow ups so I can read them tomorrow!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:21 No.6422201
    A CLEVER DISTRACTION

    "Oh, WOTS DAT IS THAT SUM 'UMIE LAZDAKKA IS SEE DAR?"
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:27 No.6422243
    Orks can take dirt in their eyes, most lootas have been in multiple bukkakes, which involve rupturing the gas and oil comparment.

    Since he's loota, "OH ZOGGIN', DATS BIGGEST DAKKA I EVVUNA SEEN"
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:28 No.6422255
    Bite.

    dat.

    zoggin'.

    face.
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)02:30 No.6422270
    The eyes ! Of course ! It’s no wonder they call you Nuk da Kunnin’. You got a zoggin’ plan, you do. You charge once more at Gutzag. You swing your choppa, shoot your dakka, all that good stuff. But when he attempts to kick you away, you let him. You jump backwards and deftly grab a handful of dirt. When he next charges you, you throw it into his eyes, surprising him and blinding him. While he is distracted, you kick him between the legs as hard as you can. While orks are asexual, a hit to this fleshy area can still inflict a lot of pain. Gutzag reels backwards from the hit. You use this opportunity to headbutt him to his knees.

    You then throw down your shoota, ball your fist and hit him in the eyes as hard as you can. You punch his zoggin’ eye out of its socket.

    And now, while your opponent is down, you need to assert your superiority…

    You grab your jaw and pull it strongly. The pain is almost unbearable, but you still manage to pull it from its socket.

    You open as wide as you can, and bite the ever lovin’ zog down, in a brutal and violent parody of a kiss. Gutzag thrashes and punches you, tries to strangle you, but you stick your tongue in his eye socket, making him stop struggling and start yelling. Finally, you release him from your mout hand kick his bloody face.

    « Oi ! Charga ! Git over ‘ere ! »

    The boar, who was sitting on the two ork boyz, gets up on gallops to you.

    You grab Gutzag’s choppa.

    « Now you gitz lissen well ! Dis is why I’m da boss ! Dis is why you lissen to me ! I’m Nuk da Kunnin, I bite faces and I kick bomms ! And I’M ! DEAD ! KILLY ! »

    You swing the choppa down, severing the nob’s head. You pic kit up and stick it on one of Charga’s tusks.
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)02:31 No.6422278
    The two boyz look at each other. One speaks up :
    « You krumped Gutzag, you’s da boss, boss. Wot ya want us ta do ? »

    « You two boyz are gonna show me yer camp. Dere’s no zoggin’ way dere wuz jus’ da three o’ ya. I’m gonna spread da word ; dere’s a new boss in town.

    Weapon acquired : Big Choppa !

    Good fightin’ ! +10 ork points. You are now a nob !


    Right, I’m done for the night. Hope you guys enjoyed this ! I’ll be back tomorrow, around, say, 10pm-11pm. G’night !
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)02:33 No.6422298
    >>6422270
    dam!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:33 No.6422301
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    >>6422278
    FUCK

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    DIS ERE DA KILLIEST AN ORKIEST TREAD EVA
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:34 No.6422308
    POWER TEEF'.

    WE NEED ONES
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:35 No.6422314
    oi! wessz needs to arkive this!
    >> Ork Boss !eOtqItsKGM 10/25/09(Sun)02:35 No.6422320
    I seem to be unable to archive this. Could somebody do it, if it's not done already?

    Anyway, sweet dreams. ( Are made of these... )
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:38 No.6422342
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    >>6422270

    >you stick your tongue in his eye socket
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)02:40 No.6422360
    thats odd i cant archive this eather.....
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:42 No.6422378
    Someone HAS to make a models out of this.

    Cyboar riddan' ork is not hard.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)02:43 No.6422386
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    >>6422378

    /w monacle and tophat.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)03:00 No.6422519
    Aww man, I just got in in time to read everything, to catch up in the story, and then find out I couldn't even join in. :(

    I'zz gon krump someone for dis... >:(
    >> dr.zaku 10/25/09(Sun)07:50 No.6425673
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6419505/ oi YOU GITS LOOK!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/09(Sun)13:04 No.6428258
    >>6425673
    Emperah Bowie

    We need you!!!



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