10/10

Can I eat your pizza while playing D&D at your place, Mr. Chuck?

You make many valid points Mr. Echeeze.

I refuse this quest and continue getting drunk in the nearest tavern.

>>6420120
This is my new capaign.

Dude's fuckin' pizza always had that weird, peachy taste.

>>6420266

Pedo jizz.

That reminds me, how the fuck do you sanitize a ballpit?

>>6420120

FOOOOOLISH SAMURAI

>>6420278

I guess so, yeah.

>>6420294

Pedo jizz.

I LOL'D so hard!

>>6420294

You dont. Enjoy

Oh man, Jesus. A Campaign set in a Giant, deadly Chuck.E.Cheese!?

Chuck would be the best BBEG ever.

>>6420294

FIRE

>>6420294

The same way you sanitize a McDonald's play structure. You don't.

I actually laughed out loud.

they're surprisingly clean though for something that receives absolutely no maintenance

>>6420384

BY FORCING YOUR CHILD TO REMOVE HIS OR HER FOOTWEAR, MY DOMAIN REMAINS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

GET OUT OF HERE, NURGLE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhSHOh9Q8tQ

>>6420384
Just because you can't see the filth or germs doesn't mean it's not there.

YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT MY BAND OF WARFORGED BARDS
THEIR SEIZURE-INDUCING PRISMATIC DISPLAY OF DISCORDANT EARSPLITTING SYMPHONIES WILL LULL YOU TO YOUR DOOM

C'mon guys, we can take him!

idk y im loling

When I was a kid, my parents always took me to this big hick flea market place.

It had this little booth that made these cheapy rings that had your name engraved in the side. I always bitched and moaned that I wanted one and one day they broke down and got me it.

I was stoked. Later that same day a friend of mine had a birthday at Chuck.E.Cheese. I was playing in the ball pit and when I came up once my ring was gone.

I spent the rest of the time looking for it with no avail.

Its one of those memories that is so far back in your head that it only comes out when something really reminds you of it.

I hate you OP.

YOU WILL DESPAIR WHEN YOU FIND YOUR PUNY ADVENTURING EXPERIENCE TO BE USELESS IN THE BRUTAL SKILL CHALLENGE THAT IS SKEE-BALL!

>>6420484

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>6420467
YOUR RING IS MINE, FOOL! YOU FELL FOR MY INSIDIOUS BALL PIT TRAP, NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS CAPABLE OF! NOW, TO GET YOUR RING BACK, YOU MUST DEFEAT HUNDREDS OF MY MINIONS USING ONLY A WATER CANNON. ONLY THEN WILL YOU HAVE ENOUGH TICKETS TO RECLAIM YOUR RING!

rolled 7 = 7

Rolling to beat Chuck's Skee Ball

>>6420544

SO THAT'S WHERE ALL THAT SHIT COMES FROM.

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.

>>6420439
Holy shit those things scared the fuck out of me.

>>6420577

Now you understand the vicious cycle.

Ronald McDonald could take Chuck E. any day

>>6420544
Damn you, you furry bastard! I don't have enough tokens to get enough tickets! And these guns suck the water barely even reaches the target! I arch it all the way back and it just barely touches!

One day I will reclaim the ring and gain back my family's honor!

lol

11/10

>BOTTOMLESS CESSPOOL OF BALLS

>>6420721
THIS THREAD GOES TO ELEVEN!

At first the children stared at me as I walked into the pit. When I was last here, I was one of them, and I lose something special to me.

Parents gave me odd looks, but I put on my "This is serious business never fear" face, and they were reassured. Even the deepest part of the pit only came up to my kneecaps, but that did not matter. I knew the portal was here... someplace.

I dropped to my knees and began to feel the bottom of the pit, but as with all of these evil contraptions they did not work as they should, while my legs found firm ground to stand on, my hands could never touch the bottom. It only took a moment, but I soon figured out what must be done.

I heard gasps and screams as concerned parents pulled their children from the pit as I began to dig and bury myself upside down in the endless multi-colored balls. Eventually I was upside down, and all the patrons could see were my legs slowly sinking into a rainbow hell.

I know not what awaits me on the other side, but I shall find my ring, and that giant Rat. And Bloody revenge will be mine.

>>6420827

It's 4.40.am where I am and this thread, particularly you, is keeping me up right now.

Fuck you buddy.

This is good thread

Actually I'm going to bed, keep this thread alive for 10 hours or so please. My enjoyment of it's content demands it.

These are the threads we live for men. These are the threads that fill our souls with lulz, and give our beards the daring to encroach upon our Adams apples.

>>6420827
When I felt like my arms could no longer dig any deeper, and my heart beat in my chest like a drum, I thought about giving up and turning around, to try and climb back to the world I knew, but before I could find a way to wiggle myself right side up, I felt something grab my leg, and tug me down wards.

The trip was twisting and mad, and eventually I felt cold, musky air conditioned air once more blast into my face. I was sitting in a ball pit much like the one I had dug down through, but this one was twisted and morbid.

Children stood around me once more, but this time with red glowing eyes and pale-gray skin. Their red and white striped clothing was matted with dried gore. They smiled and laughed as they stared at me, opening small mouths to show needle like -rows- of teeth.

The ball pit was wet, and I noted, not urine like one would assume, it was wet with blood. I stood and readied myself for combat, if these abominations stood between me and the mouse, they would suffer his fate along with him.

>>6421004
You better keep goin fucker.

>>6421004
>>6420827
Fuck year.

Where I grew up, we had a Chuck E Cheese.

And in the same strip mall, something called CRAZY MAZIES.

Crazy Mazies was like a high quality version of CEC. Because they had laser tag fuck yer.

>>6420294
Hand sanitizer. All over body. Dive into ballpit.

>>6421004
They crept slowly in my direction, bearing jagged un washed finger nails. I sighed and stood to my full height, towering over the wicked little beasts this other world must have twisted. No doubt they managed to survive feeding off children as they discovered this place just as I had.

They stopped and looked to each other realizing it would take all of them to kill this far larger neck bearded creature. Before they could think I grabbed the largest of them by the arms, and began wielding him as a flail.

They jumped onto my back and clawed and bit, but I was no child for them to consume, and their attempts to dissuade me from murder proved a poor argument.

I tossed what was left of my impromptu weapon/child back into the Fun'N'Gore pit. And looked around. Video games blinked and beeped, as the scenes on them flashed violent images of murder and cult rituals.

I knew the rat was close. I could smell him. That was when I heard the crackle of the speakers all around this playground in hell. A laughing loud voice poured from the old sound system and rang in my ears.

"MY DOOR WILL OPEN ONLY WHEN YOU'VE PASSED THE TEST OF ONE THOUSAND TEETH. TAKE UP THE HOLY HAMMER AND SEND THE GREEN DEATH BACK TO ITS CAVE...OR DIE IN PROCESS"

FFFFFFUUUU

Now I have a choice to make. Do I stay up and see all just how much this thread wins? Or do I go to sleep ( I was sick all day, I NEED SLEEP). A conundrum.

>>6421177
Sleep with one eye, Stare with the other.

My spot in Suptg is assured!

Ah, now this is love.

>>6421167
I heard a loud crash, and looked around in fear for my life, knowing that the Master of Cheese would not play fair, and foolishly I thought this place he hid in would be simple in construction, not some morbid version of the world it hid under.

That was when I saw it, a Massive two handed hammer, mocking the foam bashing tool from my favorite game. This weapon however, was real. It had fallen from the ceiling through some trap door between the red-tinted florescent lights.

It was almost too heavy to lift, but I managed, knowing that if I were to survive here I had to play by the rules, even if it meant suffering or risk. That was when I heard the low, echoing growl. Another crash filled the room, as a weak plaster wall tore open, and a massive crocodile the size of a truck came roaring through.

He was a living breathing monster, but his flesh was smooth and spiky as if he had been plastic brought to life. Impaled limbs and the heads of children covered his flesh, and when he opened his hungry mouth I could see years of decay and rot that had built up from biting and chewing, but having no digestive system to feed.

He charged at me, and I stood frozen filled with dread, knowing I was about to die...

>>6421303
...But then thoughts filled my head. Knowing that the loss of my ring had caused so much pain. The ring had given me courage, had given me hope. The day I spent wearing that item I was filled with courage and power, knowing that no mater what, I had a silver ring that had my name on it, I knew who I was. Even as it left a green ring around my finger, from the fake cheap metal it was created from, I knew as long as I had that ring, nothing could defeat me.

Even with this unbeatable monster bearing in my direction, I knew that hope could be mine again. I raised the hammer above my head and waited for him to be close enough, as his jaws snapped down, I stepped back just enough to watch them snap down on air.

I then brought the hammer down, hard as I could, watching as its face broke into a mess of plastic and wires. A creature like this could not be called dead, anymore then it could be called alive, but I knew it was defeated as I saw it back peddling into the hole it had made in the wall screaming in pain.

"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH"

>>6420120
Thank you for making this thread OP. You've made my bad day a little bit better.

Thank you

>>6421407
Yeah. You can stop now anytime you want.

>this thread

>>6420827
>>6421004
>>6421167
>>6421303
>>6421407

>>6421437
Your day? It's made my life better, Jesus fucking Christ.

>>6421450
Don't listen to this shit keep going!

>>6421407
POST MORE GODDAMNIT

C'mon, First! Don't fail me now. This shit's good. Better than what you write in Deathwish, and that stuff's solid. This is the fag from yesterday who said you could get published if you practiced more....which, y'know, you're effectively doing by writing more. So...MOAR plz.

>This thread

>>6421407
That was when I heard his laugh, echoing through the speakers, followed by a low hacking cough, as if he had been smoking for years.

"FINE THEN COME AND TASTE DEATH FOOL!"

I placed the bloody hammer on my shoulder and looked around for where he might mean for me to meet him. I noticed then, a stage at the far back of this mad house. I knew his flare for the dramatic, remembering his commercials on TV praising how "Cool" he was, trying to lure children away from their chores and school work with promises of ticket-prize glory and fun filled adventures.

The black, torn curtains on the stage began to lift, and there stood the "Rat bastard". His tattered fur and massive rat like head turned to stare at me. One of his eyes were hanging by fleshy strings, and the other bobbled in strange directions.

His back was covered in slimy, greasy cheese, that flowed onto the ground as if he was some massive queen ant or Alien creature. I had to hold my stomach to keep from throwing up, as I saw the long stringy tendrils of heart clogging filth begin go move around on their own.

Other Tendrils emerged from his throne of tickets and prizes, the long frail strings of currency wrapped around his arms, and flew out at me, cutting deep gashes across either side of my face.

I knew if I managed to survive this quest, part of me would still die down here. I took up the hammer and rushed the abomination!

Fuck yeah! Slay the vile rat!

>>6421688
I felt cheese and muck, and questionable meats wrap around my ankles and pull me off balance, sending me falling and twisting onto the stage in front of me.

More ticket ropes wrapped around me, and I could feel that they were much stronger then they appeared. I dropped the hammer in front of him, and tried to scream, but tickets rushed into my mouth. I was being pulled and wrapped like a fly in spider's web, all the while his laughing echoed in the back round, still sounding as if it echoed through the loud speakers.

"WERE YOU LOOKING FOR THIS LARGE ONE!? HAH!"

One mangled rotten hand held up my ring, and my eyes grew wide and wild as he mocked me. The shining silver of it, had not aged a day, it was an affront for this beast to even touch the item, just as it was wrong for him even to exist.

"YOUR SUFFERING MAKES ME STRONGER. I DRINK IT IN EVERY TIME A CHILD IS FORCED TO GO HOME BEFORE HE HAS EARNED THE PRIZE HE WANTS. I FEAST WHENEVER THE FATTY IS DENIED THE LAST SLICE, WHEN THE GIRL IS TOLD SHE IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE MALE SIDE OF THE FUN TUBES. SOON EVEN THIS WALLS WILL NOT HOLD ME AND I WILL GROW TO CONSUME ALL OF THIS WORLD!!"

I couldn't let this happen, and suddenly, I knew why my ring had left my hand that day. It was not stolen. It abandoned me, to make me strong. To make me angry, to make me spend time on the internet, forged into a frothing nerd. Knowing that one day, when my strength and hatred was strong enough, I would return to seek out my prize, and end this beast.

I bit down on the tickets in my mouth and swallowed them whole! I struggled as hard as I could, and felt the tickets tearing away. I dropped to my knees and scooped up the hammer, and swung for his head with all my might...

>>6421826
...I roared in triumph as I felt his carpet covered head tear away from his body, and I was covered in a shower of black gore that felt like oil, followed with an explosion of sparks.

Still the head yelled as it spiraled through the air. Until it clashed to the ground and made a sound akin to a toy that had run out of batteries. From his dead, claw covered hand, I grabbed my ring and held it close for the first time in so many, many years.

When I opened my eyes, I was once more sitting in the ball pit, with customers and children staring at my gore and wound covered self. I stood and calmly removed myself from their presence.


...........................................................

"Dad thats the most stupid fucking thing I've ever heard. Mom says I can go to Jimmy's birthday party. So I'm going."

holy shit that was awesome

WIN

>>6421918

I fucking love this thread

Epic defeat of Vermin lord is Epic.

Son is ungrateful shit.

Holy jesus. This is pure gold.

I WAS HERE

>>6421918
>>6421826
>>6421688
>>6421407
>>6421303
>>6421167
>>6421004
>>6420827
Manly Marine approved.

Thread demands archiving.

>>6421918
Holy shit, what an ending.

>>It abandoned me, to make me strong. To make me angry, to make me spend time on the internet, forged into a frothing nerd.

I love you so much right now.

>>6422008
If I was that son, I'd ask for stories from my dad instead of going to the party.

Luckily for me, my dad tells awesome stories as it is. I fondly recall him reading us Bearenstein Bears books, and changing the stories every time for utterly hilarious effect.

Also, Firstquest you rock really hard.

Thanks to whoever started the thread, In this I found closure to an old wound I never realized I had.

>>6422166
You also found a new follower. You're ranking almost as high as Mr. Rage in my list of "namefags who don't suck."

>>6420467
I know. My little brother way back when had an imaginary friend named Chuck E. Cheese. He buckled him in the middle back seat of the car and read him stories from childrens books. Reading this I wonder what I was sitting next to in the back seat of that car.

I have nothing to describe how awesome that writefaggotry was. God Damn.

Was this thread archived? Suptg seems to be down right now. If we can't suptg it, we've already got one vote at http://4chanarchive.org/.

OP rocks, Firstquest rocks, I love all of /tg/ right now.

>>6420439
Abberations were here
Warforged are terrible bards

>>6420827
>>6421004
>>6421167
>>6421303
>>6421407
>>6421688
>>6421826
>>6421918

>>6422205
Whoa, whoa, let's not go there. Mr. Rage is untouchably high.

Today was one of ups and downs.... I think I can safely call it a good day now. Well played, mighty slayer of rat. Well played.

Hey, suptg is still down, so we need more votes on 4chanarchive.org or we lose an epic thread.

I wish I could make everyone on the internet see this..

2 votes so far! We need 7, /tg/ come on!

>>6422443
Done.

Vote some more, you fucking morons.

Also, minor bump.

Two more!

One more request and it will be done.

Good job, /tg/. Suptg may be down, but win will prevail.

>>6422249
Shouldn't your vocalist be a gibbering mouther?

>>6422726
Well played.

Throwing this back to page 1 before I go to sleep, because i think the win should not be missed

Isn't this just the background fluff for Wal-pocalypse?

bump

/co/, providing backup.

this thread cannot die

>>6425665
BAMP

Woah woah woah... I totally just read this whole thread, and it makes me more happy then anything...

Talk about epic!

Best thread in weeks. 11/10 would rock out again.

>>6420919

THANK GOD IT'S STILL HERE. LOEV U /tg/

>>6420456
>C'mon guys, we can take him!

NO YOU WILL BE KILL BY ANIMATROICS

I LOVE /tg/ SO MUCH

Fuck foldgers, this is the best part of wakeing up.

This thread is everything good with /tg/

Holy crap I can't fathom that this thread is still around, I went to bed last night before the story, turned out win and awesome

>>6421918
THE RING WILL BE MINE ONCE MORE LARGE ONE LIVE IN FEAR AND DESPAIR, FOR I LIVE!

bravo Firstquest, for writefaggotry of a quality not oft seen in this place.

Have some nightmare fuel, and your choice of any three (3) Internets.

It's still here!
GOD SAVE /TG/!

ATTENTION OP

MOTHERFUCKING ATTENTION

YOU'RE MY HERO

FUCK, MAN

I THINK I LOVE YOU

>> Badass Thread

So how is this falling off of the front page?

>>6421918

This shit, right here, is the judgement of the righteous, scum.

THIS FOE IS BEYOND US

Having read this thread I can now die content.

Haha, I don't check sup/tg/ so im glad someone brought this back from the back pages looks like its been around a while

DAAAAMMMMMNNNNN.

As someone who wants to write for a living, this makes me feel really inadequate.

I just wanted to say that I was here, and I read this, and someone archive this shit right away.

>>6435182
>archive

We did that yesterday.

Its on sup/tg/ now.

HOLY FUCK. this is probably the best thread i have ever read. one million Internets to you OP.

Writefag is credit to team!

I'm bumping this simply because /tg/ sucks right now and scrolling past it makes me feel warm and bubly inside

>>6437018
personally, i have just left it up in it's own tab thinking the same thing

I ate some really spicey left over pizza last night while reading this and went to sleep a couple hours later
the nightmares i had were horrible

Tears of joy throughout, thank you.

Holy shit, this thread is still alive.

Still fucking awesome.

YES, STILL I LIVE, STILL I HUNGER. FOOLISHLY HIS SON SHALL VENTURE TO JIMMY'S PARTY AND BOLDLY HE WILL DIE UPON THE ALTER OF CHEESE AND QUESTIONABLE MEATS!

my god, this was amazing. who the fuck says /tg/ can't be great when it wants to be?

>>6420467
>>6420827
>>6421004
>>6421167
>>6421303
>>6421407
>>6421688
>>6421826
>>6421918

Personally saved for my own amusement in future perusal. Many thanks to you, Firstquest, as well as OP for providing the inspiration. You are truly men among us.

I posted in this awesome fucking thread

How is this thread still alive?

>>6437506
This is the glory and wonder of slow-moving boards that have been slaving away at other threads.

Holy shit, this is still here. Really glad I goaded Firstquest into that shit when I started posting the arcade games.

I love you /tg/

it lives. never change, /tg/

Please someone get a screencap of this thread. 4chanarchive is such shit. Also: I must post it for future generations.

>>6437656
this

Maybe there's a Chuck E. Cheeze in the parking lot of Wal-Mart (the post-apoc setting).

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

I LOVE YOU /tg/!

Never before has a single thread simultaneously convinced me that there is and could not possibly be a benevolent and loving god.

>YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT MY SAVAGE JURASSIC PARK COMBAT SIMULATOR WITHOUT A FRIEND.

It's... It's true!

>>6437974

Dear God in heaven, that Jurassic Park game was the most hardcore arcade machine I have ever played!
Fuck that T-Rex and his bullshit! I spent REAL money to beat that game!

ITT: epic lulz

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This is an amazing thread and you should feel amazing.

This thread is filled with all kinds of awesome

Did someone say screen shot for posterity? 'Cuz, I think someone said screen shot for posterity...

I... I just fell in love with you, /tg/.

Bump it for weeks... epic for years

Hah! Longest I've seen a thread up in a long time. And for good reason.

this thread is aces.

Did anybody else read Chuck's first words in the OP like Aku?

FOOOOOOLISH FA/tg/UYS isn't too different from FOOOOOOLISH SAMURAI

>>6420120
A challenge huh?

Well, no.

>159 posts and 37 image replies

You know what thread? GET BACK UP THERE BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME.

>>6441996
Well, shit

>>6441996
do now.

>>6420120

I know where I'm playing amtguard from now on

This thing's still here?!
After reading Firstquest's first two post I archived it so I could find it again, I Knew it would be epic but figured it would last only about a day. It's eipcness outlived my best expectations.
Also
>>6441996
Fuck you, now I'm reading the whole thing in his voice.

>>6441996
>>6441996
Totally read it like that as well...

I imagined Chuck e cheese as an undead like meastro of doom at the top of the playland with lightning and shit coming from the lights

I say we keep this thread alive until auto-sage, in honor of its glory.

Adding my sage for the greater good.

>>6444538
Sage does nothing, and announcing a sage does even more nothing.

>>6444742
cool story bro

>>6444518
I'm downvoting this on sup/tg/ simply because you fags keep buming it back up its been here for like 3 days let it die.

>>6444936
>Sage in the name field...
I weep /tg/... I weep...

its beautiful

It's old.

This needs to go now. He started the same thread over on /co/ too you know.

Better then meta threads

I disagree.

>>6444786
>>6445141
>>6445164
>>6445253
Bumping just to spite this fag.

I'm pretty sure everyone has seen this by now guys, c'mon!

>>6446820
Since you put it so nicely I'll just leave it

Three days? Fascinating.

This thread cannot be killed! it is as deadly as the rat who spawned it!

Immortality FTW.

People who down voted this on sup/tg/ should be ashamed! Pic related, it is the only kind of people who could not enjoy this.

HOW IS THIS STILL GOING?!

Its like the thread is resisting auto-sage by virtue of its own awesome.

BAMP, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

Awesome beyond words.

Faggots cry "SAEG" at awesome thread.

I cry bump, in spite of you.

>>6420405

I am forced to remember the time i was three and ran out of the bathroom of chuck e cheese's with my pants off and used the slide and left a big skid mark on it and went into the ball pit. shit was SO cash.

Spiteful bumping

>>6420626
>>6447927

And in retrospect, It was probably because the scotsman wanted me to do it.

bumppp

Only just seen this now, my life would have been incomplete without it

Cheers for keeping it going so long!

Christ, really three days?

Wait, Chuck E. Cheese's costs money to get in?

I always thought it was free, and if you wanted pizza and tokens, then you paid for them. But just playing around in the ball pit and stuff?

I have to post in this thread, just so I can say I posted in this thread. I fucking love you /tg/.

>>6448225
That's what I thought, too. Did it change? =o I feel old. Goddamn.

>>6448225
>>6449243

Im pretty sure you might have been too young to realize it, but they probably did charge to get in back then.

I never really went to chuck e cheese's any way. Discovery Zone was better.

Best memory of Chucky Cheeses was at my birthday when Chucky actually dived into the ball pit with us.
In light of this thread, though, he was probably trying to ensure my slow and painful demise.

>>6449375

>Discovery Zone

That's what I'm talking about.

Wow. It's still here.

Leaps and Bounds was THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>6449525
How is it still here?

It's been up for 2 days.

>>6448225
>>6449706
Word on the thread is its been 3 days

Thread has no discussion, just people making one post of praise occasionaly to bring it from the dead. Keeping it alive, but not forcing into auto-sage.

This is a powerfull thread filled with magic.

>>6449860
i too sense this and praise what has been stumbled upon... ..this win.

>10/24/09(Sat)23:31
to
>10/26/09(Mon)22:44

Wow

>>6449918
Epic threads will NEVAH DIE.

Posting in epic thread.

/tg/ we must draw the power from this thread and see what we can summon forth with it!

Posting in old thread

>>6438522

Ocean Hunter was here, Jurassic Park is a faggot.

Posting in a thread to immortalize myself.

I WAS HERE.

I EXISTED.

>>6450159
No you didn't, it was me posting all along, I dreamed you form step one

>>6420120
>>6450120
This marks the 30,000 post since this thread started.

>>6450176
No, that can't be...

THAT CAN'T BE ;-;

i'd fuck him

>>6450270
One's a dude.

One's a chick.

Who's who?

YOU DECIDE.

So you guys notice how bad 4chan is being ddosed? Notice how most other board have their page limit chopped to about 6?

..Notice how /tg/ most likley hasn't even heard wind of this?

This thread is happening at a time when we are shining brightly brothers.

fuck sagefags too

>>6450295
Why do you think he's saging the thread anyway? It's not like this is going to be forced everywhere.

itt cool story bro.

Quit spammin images idiot(s). Youll make the thread hit its post limit sooner.

>>6450292
I think its the blue one is the dude

>>6450348
Actually, when you type in sage, the thread ignores your posts, so that means your images and post are ignored when considering limits.

Pretty neat, huh?

>>6450348

That's why he's doing it. It's a sad day for /tg/

>>6450359
IS THAT YOUR FINAL CHOICE!?

This thread is the best thing I've witnessed on 4chan in years. I damn near pissed my pants as I read it.

This thread...

I'm going to vote it up.

And all we ever had was Showbiz Pizza.

>>6450395
Yes

>>6450589
YOUR WANG KNOWS WHAT IS WHAT. IT IS INDEED A DUDE.

THE TWO LINKS ARE TWINS THAT HAVE OPPOSING GENDERS.

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL POST!

This thread should have a theme song. I'm thinking "Thriller."

For G8 bump