Before you can really consider what this means, a pain seems to shoot through your mind as if someone had pressed a hot cattle brand to the back of your head.

A mess of thoughts swirl around, about all the death you have seen over the past year, how many lives you've ended personally, be they undead or otherwise. How many people have died alongside you.

Some thoughts do not feel as if they are yours, pure hatred for wicked things in a sense of zealotry that you do not understand. Then a voice presses through all the madness, echoing through your mind as if you are hearing every word a thousand times, as if fire is etching it into your brain.

"Carving me into your flesh made me feel hatred and fury like I never have. Made me feel hopeless and pain. Now you bear my mark, and if you wish to continue to use my power, you will keep letting me feel the satisfaction of death to darkness."

You fall backwards off your chair and clatter to the ground, your arm feels as if it is burning from the inside out, the gauntlet burns the floor as it touches it. Your commotion wakes Yezta and she runs to your side, grabbing you and shaking you until the pain subsides and your head clears.

She looks at you as if wanting to know what happened.

( And yes the long and short of it is, the more paladin-esqe he acts the more he'll be ordered around and expected to be a zealot, the more times his phantom arm's powers are used the more he'll become less Bronson and more something else. As a flip side, the more paladin urges are denied and such and powers are unused, eventually the ghost hand will go away totally.)

I guess we should tell her whats up? Or maybe just keep it to ourselves? We don't want people to think we are crazy maybe?

fuuuuuuckk yeeeaahh Deaaathhwiiiish is baaaaack.
Don't tell her. Lets go to sleep and then decide where we should head after a good nights sleep.

>>6449186
>>6449205
Keep it to ourselfs get shut eye. Then we should train with that elf bitch etc, and see if we can keep our PALADIN RAEG undercontrol

glad to see you runnin this again first. plz no rocks fall haha

>>6449115

Tell her what happened and ask her her thoughts. She's our partner, she should know. I personally thought AWESOME GHOST ARM at first but now this... this is just too much. What we have is a zealot alter-ego essentially that will eventually destroy what there is in the world to keep.

While it is definitely true that we need to protect our slice of the world and maybe go questing to make the world a better place, the road to crusade only leads to biggotry, zealotry, and destruction. We should walk a fine line here. We're Charles Fucking Bronson and we are the bitch of no god. If the ghost hand goes away we will just MAKE a new one.

This isn't to say we should become insular and not try to fight evil, but we shouldn't try to fight evil just to keep our hand and keep the powers we are gaining from this obviously bloodthirsty god (as good as killing evil things is, there's no point in going full on BLOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD)

Fuck that Elf god beyotch.

If it comes down to it, we'll forge ourselves a prosthetic for our gauntlet.

>>6449186
>>6449205
>>6449226
You decide just to keep it to yourself, and head to bed. You both lay down and rest for the night. Your sleep is restless, but you still feel slightly better by morning.

You dress and eat, and meet your party down stairs, but as you are about to discuss where you will be heading and what would be the best move for you from here on out, you hear a lot of commotion outside.

A large group of twenty or so armed soldiers move into the tavern, their leader looking squarely at you.

"Mr.Bronson. Our Lord would like to thank you from freeing him of the mind control of that horrible undead, but he regrets to inform you, you still violated the law, and drew weapons in a place of diplomacy and discussion, you also saw it fit to insult him and knock a few of his teeth out. You and your orc companion must come into custody with us. The rest of your party may go."

Your reaction?

>>6449288
Yes, this seems like a good idea

>>6449349
"Your master was under no mind control. Darkness is deep within his heart. If you'd follow his orders still, then try to take me in."

>>6449349

"There is no reason for me to believe your Lord is not still under the sway of darker forces, considering how he acted yesterday, and I bow to no evil powers or their minions. I will not resist coming along to speak with your Lord, but I will not go restrained nor will I leave the rest of my party. I am not a fool.

Also, why does Rad have to come specifically?"

>>6449382
Because these assholes are racist as fuckall, and having Raz shake the hand of royal fatass is treason to them.

>>6449382

>Also, why does Rad have to come specifically?"

OH SHIT RACIAL PROFILING

"Your master was under no mind control. Darkness is deep within his heart. If you'd follow his orders still, then try to take me in, I won't be restrained or removed from my party."

The guard just shakes his head and looks around, he looks as if his heart is really not in this, and he generally believes you. His men ready their spears.

"Look, I don't -want- to take you in. I think what you did was right, you just went about it the wrong way... but, we can't just let you go. There is another crew of guard outside as well. Right now your punishment is a week in the hold, and a few hours of lashing along with a public apology. If your men help you fight, they will go down with you, and your charge will likely get worse."

>>6449349
Think man! He was under no mind control, as a good man such as yourself can see by these orders, he means to keep his involvement quiet.
No we will not go quietly to him, instead I bid your cooperation in bringing him in to higher authorities.

>>6449409

If that is the only excuse they can come up with, they're going to learn what it is to be rebuffed by a Dwarven Noble with a FIST OF METAL.

Also, maybe we should be more clever/BRUTAL. "Your 'Lord' should be here in person to grovel at me feet for not slaying his traitorous, gluttonous, and malodorous person along with his foul master."

Though not necessarily that since there ARE 20 of them and maybe some tact would be nice.

>>6449441
"That will not happen."

We need to talk them down from this, turn them to our cause. They are not evil, but they do serve it.

>>6449441

Do you know what happened to the last thing that tried to stop me. It died , and it was a dragon that killed elite dwarf warriors.

please don't make me hurt you and your men.

I say we take the lashing, if we get our crew killed or jailed for trying to protect us, that will suck pretty bad. And even if we take them out we are in a city so there is prob more of them.

>>6449441

"This is how you men reward someone who saved your town from the awful blight of a Vampire Lord? Are you genuinely this dumb or are you all simply too intimidated by the sheer GIRTH of your Lord to think? Are you mice or men? How can you let such a thing happen, when it is clear that follower of evil has no right to lead you?

The ones who will go to the deepest, darkest part of the abyss are not those who do Evil knowingly and intentionally, thinking that it is what they want to do. Those depths are reserved for those who follow the will of the Evil ones and simply pass off the responsibility as "only following orders". It is people like that who make this world such a hard place to live in."

Take the lashing
Couragewolf.jpg
Laugh in their faces

>>6449512
>>6449479
>>6449487
>>6449511
You look to the 6 dwarfs with you, and Rad'samaz the orc. One of the dwarfs being Yezta. They all have their weapons drawn and are ready to defend you. You think you could take the twenty that have filled up the large tavern of the inn, but no doubt the shouts and fighting would bring half the city guard down on your head.

"I've faced a lot worse then other men by now. I don't want to hurt you, and I don't want my party harmed.You saw what he was friends with."

You say, trying to make him understand.

He shakes his head, having none of it.

"You don't understand. Even if He eventually is found to be a liar who was not under mind control, his noble brothers will only stick up for him, and the next person to come to power will be just as bad. In the end, us just letting you all go will result in our children going unfed at -best- and at worst, our heads in a basket."

>>6449532

Do this. If they don't follow what we say, we do the following:
>>6449570

>>6449582
"Maybe that's the problem with this city."

Let's start a motherfucking rebellion.

>>6449582
"THEN IT'S TIME FOR US TO TAKE MATTERS INTO OUR HANDS. Join me good sir, I won't let these nobles take any more from you or your family... But you, ALL OF YOU MUST STAND AND FIGHT AGAINST THEIR TYRANNY!"

This is how you men reward someone who saved your town from the awful blight of a Vampire Lord? Are you genuinely this dumb or are you all simply too intimidated by the sheer GIRTH of your Lord to think? Are you mice or men? How can you let such a thing happen, when it is clear that follower of evil has no right to lead you?

The ones who will go to the deepest, darkest part of the abyss are not those who do Evil knowingly and intentionally, thinking that it is what they want to do. Those depths are reserved for those who follow the will of the Evil ones and simply pass off the responsibility as "only following orders". It is people like that who make this world such a hard place to live in."

The guards look at each other and frown for a moment, before their leader finally pulls out his short sword.

"Yes I suppose we all should just roam the world, never settling down as some blacksmith adventurers with no respect for authority. What do you wish? We rebel and kill each other so the orcs, undead, and dark things can clean up the mess after we are done? I'm going to say it once more. Have your party leave town, you and the Orc stay with us for punishment. It is a light sentence for decking the lord of a human city trust me."

>>6449582

Smile and say "Well, I guess this is just on your consciences then. Boys, I guess I'll be taking their pitiful punishment and laughing in the face of pointless idiocy. I'll be going with Spineless McNo-guts here.

Take care, be back from the Spa in a week."

Treating the punishment as ridiculous and the Lord as petty will do more damage to him than any lashing out or fighting could. We will undermine his power and use his idiotic and pointless gestures against him. We are Charles fucking Bronson and this Lord guy ain't got shit on werewolves, liches, dragons, vampires, or lightning storms.

We don't cause the death of innocents, and we rock out. Fuck da police.

>>6449582
Suck it up. We've had worse happen.

>>6449652
No sense in getting abusive with the guards. We can take our lashes and we can laugh all the while, but we sure as fuck are not going to apologize for anything. Did things go down...suboptimally? Yes, this is so, and we can say we regret that the negotiations were so "problematic". But like hell we're going to apologize for killing undead abominations and cuffing corrupt fuckers in league with them.

>>6449649
Go as long as Rad doesn't have to do anything.
He had no part in it and I won't have him be targeted specifically.

>>6449649

Dear lord, this is getting close to true idiocy here. We're not going to have pointless deaths. We do this.
>>6449652

>>6449649
"I'm not promoting anarchy... I'm merely saying that if the ones that lead you see fit to mistreat you and use you are pawns to their insatiable greed, you should all stand and flip them the goddamn bird. I will come and take your punishment, but by no means will I apologize for doing what is good and right. Mark my words, I will help you earn the freedom of this city, and countless others."

>>6449692
>>6449652
>>6449673
>>6449695
"Take care, be back from the Spa in a week." You chuckle and shake your head. The guards seem to relax a little, it seems they were a little worried about fighting your crew.

Yetza tugs you down to her level to whisper into your hear.

"Dun worry luv, I'll 'ave mah Da' getcha out before they make ya do a damn thing or take a single lash."

Before giving you a kiss on the cheek. As you stand, you begin to say that Raz had nothing to do with it and shouldn't have to take any sort of punishment, but the orc moves up to interrupt you.

"This has been the best trip of my -life- Bronson. I'd take six weeks of lashes to see that fat noble get rocked again. I'll keep ya company."

The guard motions to your weapons, and then to your arm.

"Please place your weapons on the ground and take off your gauntlet... and.. thanks."

>>6449743
Hmmm, it would've been interesting if we still had the skeleton arm.

I wonder if the phantom limb can still do shit without the gauntlet.

>>6449738

We shouldn't play the zealot here. We should be tactful, maybe jovial, try to lighten the mood. We're close to a mob situation and either way it'll go badly.

I think maybe Charles Bronson would let the status quo stay, maybe keeping huge EVILS FUCK like the vampire down, but probably not going all out killmaimdestroy on local corrupt politicians. Corrupt men are malleable and workable. We can persuade them and maybe lead them so that their corrupt ways make them do what we want them to. They have obvious motives. We can control them.

We are Charles Bronson and we are the bigger man here.

>>6449649
Hm, looks like we may have to go along to protect our crew and the relatively innocent guards. We're Charles Bronson, not Rorschach, we can't go slaughtering city guards. But we do need to change things in this system, even if it means taking care of the noble ourselves once he tries to pull a fast one- and don't doubt that he will. Whether he does or doesn't, we can't let this bullshit stand, people who should be protecting the good people of this city afraid to do so because of reprisal from the nobles. It cannot stand.
But we'll need a better platform to spread the message from.
Like when he tries to get a public apology out of us.

>>6449751
But we do have a ghost arm, and that will come in VERY HANDY(har har).

>>6449743
No fucking way. Give our shit to our Dwarf princess. We're not letting these fools "misplace" our bitching gear.

>>6449743

"Welcome."

We should try to make small talk with the leader and get to know the men. We're a blacksmith, we must have something in common with them surely.

"So, you have a child?" or something along those lines.

Of course, do this

>>6449802

before we go with them and do this.

>>6449808

>>6449773
>>6449772
>>6449780
>>6449776
You place your weapons on the ground, and unhook your arm, unlike usual, it does not feel like you handed over your whole arm. You can still feel a ghostly limb on your arm.

You look at the gauntlet, and try to focus for a long moment, you see a finger twitch. It seems with practice even with your skeleton gone, you can still move your arm around as if it were there, apparently freely now, it however takes loads of mental effort, as magic is not your forte' to say the least.

Your party leaves the inn, and you are escorted to a small building near the center of the city, not too far from the courts. You are placed in a cell, and cuffed to the wall. Across from you and your orc companion there is only one other "person" in the cell, it is a half rotted skeleton wearing very nice clothing.

>>6449835
Wait. Shit, is that the lord?

>>6449835
Will the clothing fit us?
DRESS UP TIME!

>>6449835

Use telekinetic hand on skeleton
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Begin Murray imitation

>>6449853
>>6449854
The clothing might fit you, but there is no way it would of fit the fat noble you attacked yesterday, even if you wished he was dead.

You try to manipulate the skeleton across from you, but it is very hard to do something with your hand when it is "invisible", if you had a glove to see what you were doing with it or use as a focus you think it would be much easier.

Hours pass and you spend the time talking with Raz. He loves living in the town, and not having to work as a merc any more, less fighting and simply trading goods. He also congrats you several times on banging a princess.

Eventually a couple of guards come in, and despite your yelling protest the bastards begin to beat the orc senseless.

>>6449902

... Aw SHIT NAW.

LORD ELF GOD, LET MAH PHANTOM PIMP HAND BE STRONG.

Memorize their faces or at least ask them if they're acting under orders or assholery.

Use our time in the cell to practice focusing on using our phantom arm. One there ain't much else to do, and two we're probably going to need it.

Make mental note of exactly who beats our friend. We'll return the favor later.

>>6449902
Take your agression out on us, we are the offenders here. Whatever problems you have with him, we take all responsibility for.

>>6449902
BREAK THE CUFFS

STOP THE GUARDS.

>>6449902

You know that part in Firefly where the Captain and Wash are being tortured?

You know how they browbeat and argue with each other and ridicule each other and the torture so as to ignore the pain?

Yeah, we do that for Raz.

>>6449934
>>6449933
>>6449915
You make sure to remember their faces, you even attempt to draw their ire, but they seem to ignore you, only turning to kick you in the leg or something weak of the sort, as if they have orders not to damage you too bad.

Once the orc has passed out, one of the guards to spit on you.

"Best friends with an Orc huh? Sleeping with a Dwarf woman? Making a weapon for their ankle biting king? Hah. I'll be glad to see what they melt your arm down into to make it even."

One of the guards hits the other, as if he was not supposed to say anything about that.

>>6449991
OH NO THEY DIDN"T.
It's time to kick ass and drink ale, and we are all out of ale.

>>6449991
Oh fuck, it's on.

>>6449991

Someone is going to find their urethra shredded and pulled into their chest cavity by a telekinetic ghost force by the end of this week.

>>6450003
>>6450014
>>6450030
You pull against your chains in anger, and the guards both laugh as you snarl. The thought of your arm being melted down and turned into a useless toy for that fat noble makes you more angry then you can explain.

You think about doing something terrible to one of the guard's member. Suddenly he doubles over in pain as if he had been smashed between the legs.

>>6449991

Jesus. Maybe we SHOULD become a zealot. It seems like everything works out as long as we go full on TARDRAGE on everyone's face.

>>6450052
Firstquest? ;__;

>>6450052
(this was me, just had to restart compy and forgot to namefag back up.)

Let the hate consume you.

>>6450052

I am the poster of >>6450030

I seriously said out loud... "Oh shit, did I do that?"

So, yeah, we either mumble that or grin happily to ourselves and say something like "Someone needs to stop getting a hard-on for his flablord. Might get unhealthy."

>>6450052
hahaha, oh wow

>>6450085

We do something equally devious to the other one, like pull his tongue into his throat or something.

We are out for blood after that bit.

"Someone needs to stop getting a hard-on for his flablord. Might get unhealthy."

With a smug grin on your face, realizing your unseen arm must have bashed him between the legs at the high part of your anger.

The guards hurry and rush from the room, unsure of what to make of it. You look over to Raz, he seems like he will survive, but he is out cold.

>>6450085
Awesome, though maybe we should let them wonder about it rather than claim responsibility right away.

>>6450078

We aren't Evil, Mr. Evil Sir. We are just opposed to douchebags with authority.

>>6450133
We aren't evil, we are chaos. I like to think of us as an anti-hero instead of a villain.

I'm pretty sure we suggested giving our shit to our friends, and not these guards.

>>6450127

Pray to our God, or any God for that matter. Pray to goodness itself that Raz lives and wakes up feeling refreshed and happy. He cannot suffer for us.

So, you are chained up with your Orc buddy and a skeleton in a tiny, stinky cell, you are hungry, and now pissed off.

To your knowledge now, it is not just lashings you will gain as punishment, but your priceless arm melted down into a new weapon for a human noble, you assume the one you defaced.

Actions?

>>6450157
What makes you think the guards let our friends go? Only the captain seemed to have any sort of sympathy for us.

Use your healing spell / ritual that the elf cleric taught you and heal raz.

I wonder if we can use our power to heal?
Probably better to get used to it a bit more before we experiment too much.
Back to focusing.
We know getting angry works at least, maybe we should be focusing our feelings more than trying to focus on moving the phantom arm directly.
Though fine control is important. Time to practice on the locks.

>>6450166

Stubborn the jail cell into nonexistence. Rage against the machine.

Also, look around the room for anything of use.

>>6450157
( Ah yes, and I am sorry I missed that one, either way, they would of made it a condition they held your things personally. Sorry I hate when I miss things.)

>>6450166
Like I said, we kick ass and drink ale, and there isn't any ale down here. Search dead body for useful items. Break chain with pure testicular fortitude. Kick lords ass.
Long term goal, overthrow kingdom.

Why we have time sitting the jail left to rot, lets think about what we are gonna do when we get out.

Are we going to simply let this evil city grown in power and spread its influence over more lives?

>>6450190

I think you're a good quest runner so I'm personally willing to let it slide as probably it would have ended in death and killing if we as a whole had known that, but I doubt we would have let the guards have our dragon steel gauntlet.

But, Charles Bronson would have. He learned one valuable rule in making that Gauntlet. Nothing material is worse the loss of life.

>>6450215

worth*, not worse.

>>6450183
>>6450184
>>6450189
>>6450199
You look over at Raz, and feeling bad you mutter your healing spell, and think hard on casting it about him. His bleeding and swelling around his face seems to go down, but he does not wake, his jaw that seemed out of place clicks back in.

Looking around the cell, there is very little, you are sitting on mud and hay, and across from you is the skeleton. You remember trying to manipulate it, but are not trying to do so now, this un-nerves you a little, because it appears as if the toothless mouth is moving, attempting to speak.

>>6450215
Who said we have to kill anyone? Anyway, I'm more pissed off that they hurt Raz. ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNTS OF WHOOP-ASS MUST BE HANDED OUT FOR THIS INFRACTION.

>>6450228

Begin a hilarious ventriloquism act.

>>6450228
Lets have a listen to it.

>>6450228
>Pic related?
Uhh, roll for San loss?

>>6450228
Skeletons can't talk.

No lungs and no windpipe means there's no pathway for compressed air to be forced. And no mouth or tongue mean there is no way to manipulate the airflow to form sounds, let alone words.

>>6450267
yes they can

>>6450199
We need more evidence/backing to bring down the local lord and either bring down his brothers as well, or make it an unpopular choice to do so.
These are the cells he puts those who piss him off in. There have to be clues, prisoners in other cells, or something we might be able to learn/use.
Like that well dressed skeleton.
That ain't normal.
I'd wager good money that the family of that fellow doesn't know his skeleton is residing in fatass' dungeon. Too well dressed, and hidden away, not to belong to somebody of note that was an inconvenience to the noble.

>>6450234
>>6450240
>>6450245
You think for a long moment as if you might be going crazy, but eventually a female voice begins to ring in your head, your phantom arm begins to hurt, but you don't "sense evil" as you did with the vampire and the Lord yesterday.

"Is someone in here with me finally? Holy fuck. Seriously. Help. Me. Don't freak out. Do you know who Angelia Desturi is? c'mon ya got to."

You do know the name, she is a world famous artist who has made renowned paintings and statues. You are confused.

>>6450284

wat.

>>6450267
Considering the we FORGED LIGHTNING INTO AN AXE I think it is safe to assume that a skeleton speaking is entirely possible

>>6450284
What in the flying FUCK happened to you, pal?

>>6450280 here, seems our new friend might be able to provide us with some more clues than I thought.
Try to focus on it, and maybe on understanding it.
..On a long shot we might try directing the healing at it directly, since preforming it on Raz seems like it may have triggered it.

>>6450284

"I know of her paintings. I am confused."

"What in the flying FUCK happened to you, pal?"

You say, lowly, with a little bit of confusion in your voice. This has not been the strangest thing you've ever heard of, but it was needless to say, unexpected.

"Don't freak out. Don't start yelling, the last person that did they just beat the holy fuck out of him and dragged him to another cell. Okay. I'm a vampire. The Lord Fatass is consorting with a -whole bunch- of them that just showed up out of noplace. I said no. They locked me down here. I havn't eaten in months.
You're not going crazy. I can break us both out of here. I just need some blood."

>>6450324
I am slow.
Um, try to speak with her. Since it is in our head, try replying in kind.

>>6450351
Uh huh. How do we know you aren't just going to turn on us? More so, wouldn't that grant you control of us? Best be explaining yourself.

>>6450351
Well we don't sense evil.

Hrmm. I say we give him some blood.

>>6450351
He called him Lord Fatass.
He can't be that bad.
Let's give the poor bastard some of our blood

Hm, helpful vampire, doesn't detect as evil, turned down fatass. So far I'm liking the cut of this "corpse"'s gib.

>>6450351

"Well, I'm getting beatings regularly. Drink as much as you want from that."

>>6450351
>>6450370

Hmm, vampires are people too?

Let's give it a shot.

>>6450380
We haven't been beat yet.

>>6450388

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were ventriloquism-ing Raz. Let's give the vamp Raz's, since he's bleeding.

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>>6450351
Just busting out of here isn't the help we need.
We need to bring down fatass now that he's coving his tracks after we took care of the vampires.
And we need evidence everyone will accept.

>>6450351
"Normally I wouldn't give a second thought to eradicating you or your kind, but since you haven't been plotting to destroy the human race or piss me off spectacularly as the last one did... I can make an exception for you." Don't let her feed from us directly, cut open a vein or something and pour it into something that ghost arm can carry.

>>6450411

Well, evidence might not help really. In a medieval setting, it's basically our word versus his. Let's have the vamp testify maybe and find some other witnesses, but real "I found this in his closet!" evidence isn't going to do shit.

A paladin wouldn't rely on feeding a vampire his own blood to escape from prison. Our own men and princess are on the job already.

>>6450351

Clarification time: Is the corpse/vampire Angelia Desturi, or is she related to the aforementioned undead?

>>6450427
We aren't a paladin, faggot.

>>6450411
Talk to her, find out what we can. Try talking back at her mind, it would be quieter and a handy trick to practice.

>>6450370
>>6450378
>>6450379
>>6450383
At first, the word "Vampire" gives you a knee jerk reaction, your phantom arm does more then hurt for a moment, it feels as if it is trying to kill you from shock. It wants to turn the skeleton across from you to dust. You calm after a few minutes enough to answer.

"Uh huh. How do we know you aren't just going to turn on us? More so, wouldn't that grant you control of us? "

It takes a moment for it to respond, its skull head creaking as the jaw moves up and down as it speaks into your mind.

"Look, I havn't killed a soul for about 300 years. Plenty of noble boys and fans I have, just think I have a weird fetish. I survive, and when people start to notice I'm not aging, I move and start over with a new name. I made the accident of getting famous this time... Look I'll get us the fuck out of here, then you'll never see me again."

>>6450446
Um, we pretty much are at this point.

help the vampire, shes not evil like wolfgirl.

>>6450427

We're not really a paladin. Seems like that way leads zealotry and crusade. We're more a valiant blacksmith with a bone to pick with the more corrupt echelons of society and the world in general. We work with an orc, we can work with a good vampire.

>>6450451

help her on the condition that she keeps tabs with you so you know where she is. Could be helpful later.

>>6450451
I guess we can help you, but you have to help us. Agree to help us and we will give you some blood, sure.

>>6450451
I need more than to just get out. I need to bring fatass down, and with enough to back it up that his brothers won't be able to question it. Or bring them down too if they're in on his twisted deals.

>>6450464
We will reforge the title of paladin, like a weapon with a bad name. Into a name bringing thoughts not of zealotry and madness, but of good and justice tempered with reason.

Focus on one of our chains and break that fucker with our phantom arm to emphasize that we don't need help to simply leave.

>>6450498

Our God doesn't seem compliant with that, bub.

>>6450503
That would help our bargaining position, true enough.

>>6450525
Then fuck 'er we will start our own order. Ghost arm or no.

>>6450525
We don't have a god, dipshit.

Fuck that elven bitch if she thinks she can control us.

>>6450531
>>6450532
FUCKHERmind?

>>6450525

Bitch can fucking deal with it. She doesn't own us.

>>6450473
>>6450479
>>6450483
You inform her that you will think on it, but you'd still need to figure out a way to get her to you, or get yourself to her if you want to feed her.

Pulling on the chains with your ghost arm is still hard, as you have no focus, and besides that it seemed your hand always had your relative strength phantom or not.

Looking at the corpse however, it appears it could be pulled from the chains that hang loosely around its skeletal wrists.

>>6450531
>>6450532
>>6450550

Awesome. Let us become a whole new breed of Paladin.

I wonder if that'll work out...

>>6450564
Use Jedi mind powers now. kthxbye

guys, lets cover our ghost hand in mud, then we can see it and then we can drag her over, or maybe just pick the lock if we can force our fingers inside since we are a blacksmith we prolly know how they work.

>>6450565
Elf bitch told us to do good if we want to keep using her powers, well we're gonna do GOOD; not what she wants. I don't care how much pain we caused her, she can come down and slay evil herself if she's so goddamn particular about it. If a small percentage of the cursed creatures that roam these lands are good, then we will defend them, deities be damned.

( Explanation of your Alignment and powers is this. "Good guy who does his own thing" = Maybe losing your ghost arm, maybe keeping it, but lower level of strength. "Good guy" who pleases the elf godess with zealot level gusto = Awesome powers, occasionally losing mind downside. Then there is always the option of just doing "Whatever the hell I want" and that would result in likely no ghost arm, or paladin like powers at all.)

>>6450605
Fuck awesome powers. We ARE awesome. All we need is our arm, and our balls of steel.

Also our hammer.

Alright, lets get to pullin on that corpse.

>>6450605
Good guy who does his own thing. We're here to restore light and justice to the land, no matter the method. We'll more than happily help the undead and other "evil" races and things, so long as they behave.

>>6450605

But we are Charles motherfucking Bronson and we have a godwish now, a wish to one day bring an end to suffering and the hate of this world, for that purpose we will do the right thing not some bullshit a god demands. If we lose our arm helping other good beings, its worth the sacrifice.

>>6450631
>>6450579
>>6450576
You look down at the mud you've been sitting in for almost a day now, and picture your ghost hand crawling to it, it takes a lot of effort, and a sweat breaks out on your forehead. However by the end of it, you can mostly see your hand covered in dirt.

It crawls across the floor and gently shakes the corpse until it slumps out of its chains and drags it to your side of the room, sitting right next to you.

Who can swing between the 3 as the situation warrants. We can open up full zealotry on things that deserve it, and walk away when that's what's best. And most of the time, swing a middle path.

>>6450663
I hope I don't regret this later. *gives vampire blood*

>>6450659
>>If we lose our arm helping other good beings, its worth the sacrifice.

Yeah we did that already.

>>6450663
BLAST THE VAMPIRE WITH SUNLIGHT

PURGE THE HERETIC

>>6450663
How do we feed the vampire, we may be a good, generous, and all around awesome guy... But there is no way in hell she's drinkin from the tap.

We are Good Guy that does his own thing. In many situations we don't seem too extreme, but when the time comes to bring a Deathwish against a foe we are some crazy ass balls to the wall zealous Bring That Fucker Down And Save The Day/Children/People And Die Trying.

So when it comes to serious shit she'll like what we do, just as she has in the past.

See if we can squeeze our phantom fingers into the lock on our chain and use our blacksmith knowledge to release the lock. Then find a way to feed the friendly vamp.

>>6450681
>>6450677
>>6450667
>>6450678
As she lays next to you, you suddenly feel that urge to kill her rise within you once more. Your mind screams to burn her like you did the other with your new found ability, but you manage to hold back your lust for destruction. It seems the elven goddess really has a "hard on" for undead re-dying.

You are able to pull her under your arm and wiggle it enough in the chain to begin a cut on your hand, just above the wrist on the old steel. Eventually drops of blood begin to roll down your arm and into its mouth.

Every time a drop falls in your phantom arm feels like it begins to hurt more and more as if punishing you.

>>6450745
We might have to lay out some smite-down as soon as we're out. If we lose the arm I shall be disappoint.

"Now that i fucking fed you and angered my god, you best let me out and leave."

Lets ask her if she will turn us into a vampire afterwards, that way we can sparkle in the sun together.

put up with it

whatever we need to do to escape and teach those fuckers the meaning of deathwish

fight through the pain i mean we rode the god damn lightning

>>6450774
With the way we have been acting we should lose it.

>>6450745
You look down and begin to watch a strange display of flesh and hair re-growing as the vampire begins to restore to her former glory. New deep black eyes fill her sockets and gold curls fall down her shoulders. Eventually red lips form and teeth regrow.

She sits up and licks the blood as it travels from your arm, she does not bite you, but she looks like she really wants to. Eventually she straddles you as the tiny wound stops flowing very much blood. To say her posture is lewd and suggestive is an understatement.

"Hmm. Not going to be able to break these chains without a whole lot more blood... I might be "Alive" again, but fuck If I'll be ready for a fight in a week. Oh and you're a doll big boy. I dig the scar. How'd ya get it?"

Your arm feels like it is going to bust into flames right now.

>>6450838
THIS FLAMING ARM, IT TELLS ME TO BANG YOU

>>6450812
We just killed a major vamp. Not losing it yet.

Punch her in the face for assuming we're like those other boys. We may need her help but we're not a toy.

>>6450838
"From a dragon my dear. Oh and I hate to ruin the moment, but you'd best get off of me right now before you feel the combined fury of my dwarven wife, and an angry elven deity."

>>6450838
Played a game with a dragon, needless to say, I won. So uh... if you could let me out and not stay so close to me it would be greatly appreciated as my ghost arm seems to want to murder you with great zeal.

>>6450850

OH MY GOD. HOTNESS I WANNA BANG YOU!

Have her look around for a key or something. Or ask her to seduce the guard to get the key.

>>6450864
this.

>>6450862
This, or at least a slap. Don't worry about being civil, she's not a threat yet. Get her off of us and talking business.

>>6450850
>>6450875
You people are just begging for the dwarf king to bust in and ruin our shit, aren't you.

>>6450875
Since you are here I may aswell post this.

And yeah, don't let her toy with us.

>>6450838
THIS HAND OF MINE BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER, ITS LOAD ROAR TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU, BURNING FINGER!!!

"From a dragon my dear. Oh and I hate to ruin the moment, but you'd best get off of me right now before you feel the combined fury of my dwarven wife, and an angry elven deity."

You manage to hiss this through your teeth as you writhe in pain. You are only able to thanks to your very high tolerance for pain you've developed over the past year. She looks shocked.

"Well you are a fuckin interestin one ain't cha!" She laughs as she gets up, looking around and dusting off her ragged, once beautiful clothing. She is dressed like a male likely would, but it is tight and open in all the places, sort of obvious why with her slutty attitude.

"You care if I drain those two guards then Mr. Elf deity?"

>>6450914

we didn't hear that we didn't hear that we didn't hear that...

>>6450914
Define 'drain'.

>>6450914
1) When did we get married?
2) Why are we giving out info about who to kill if she wants us?
3) Giving her a smack would have gotten our god/arm off our backs a bit.

>>6450900

thanks

>>6450914

>>6450914
"Pick the lock."

>>6450914
You won't be killing ANYONE just yet my "dear", now get me out of these, I have a fatass to beat, a gauntlet to save and a princess to go back to. Oh and any idea who that vampire I smoked the other day was? Snobby, white hair.... definitely an elder, any clue?

Ask her to turn us into a vampire. We are gonna lose the arm eventually, lets be a vampire.

>>6450932
>>6450929
>>6450927
You groan in both pain and annoyance.

"What do you mean by drain?"

She laughs a little and shakes her head.
"These fuckers deserve to die, I can take a little bite and let em' live if you want. Or I can suck em dry and make the trip out of the city -real- easy. If I only take a little suuuck. ( She says the word as if innuendo for something else) then this trip will be a little longer, but I might be able to get us out of this cage at least."

>>6450932
Did you not read the part after we killed the dragon? Dwarf king let us have his daughter's hand in marriage, it's not completely official yet as we didn't have a big ol' ceremony. But the point is, we promised BOTH the king and his daughter we wouldn't screw around no more, otherwise we get the axe, LITERALLY.

>>6450962
Let her drain them. We are already condoning by refusing to lift a hand against this city, might as well go all the way and have her get us out.

>>6450962
A little nip and knock them out cold, they will stand trial and be judged by a court, not a spawn of darkness.

Um... I hate to be the voice of reason, but keep in mind that if we start attacking the guards we will be in even worse situation. Any credibility we have will be lost in the eyes of the public (especially given that we just slaughtered a vampire lord and now are consorting with a lesser one), and we will be giving the nobles more chances to drum up support against us.

If anything, we need to use the vampire to get more information to bring down the nobles. Plus, we still have our dwarf princess rallying support abroad.

>>6450962
"You get us out of this cage, and then you get out of my sight, with your word not to kill anyone. I don't need your help exiting the city."

>>6450962

Little bits only. Little bits only.
Emphasis on little.

>>6450962
We ain't skippin' town. We're getting our shit back. Material possessions may not be important, but damned if we give that fucker the satisfaction of melting our gauntlet down for a toy for himself.
Oh, and he's a corrupt putz that has to be put down.

>>6451009
She should suck enough to get us out, and then be gone before she looks like she's with us. No killing.

>>6450962

Before we start bleeding things dry, lets find out more about what the Vampire lord was doing here in the first place. Because knowing is half the battle.

Also, this:>>6451009

"You get us out of this cage, and then you get out of my sight, with your word not to kill anyone. I don't need your help exiting the city."

She laughs and then nods.
"Goodie two shoes huh. How the fuck did you get down here anyway.." She looks over at the orc and raises an eyebrow
"I don't know if I even want to know."
She laughs in a suggestive way, before letting out a blood curdling scream. You can hear the two guards once more running down the hallway.

She pulls the oldest trick in the book, and leaps up onto the ceiling hanging upside down, by god knows what, when the guards burst into the cell through the heavy door, she lands on them, knocking them around a bit before drinking them, not dry, but enough to make them look pale on top of out cold.

She walks over with a smirk and grabs your chains, after a whole lot of straining she manages to break them off.

"Shall we?"

>>6451075

don't forget my friend over there.

>>6451075
"Get out. I hope I don't see you again."

Let's get a move on our own self. With our orc buddy.

>>6451101
Actually, we should leave him here and come back for him soonest.

>>6451075
I say we keep her around, she is a witness AND a font of information about what this noble has done, not only can we now SLAP that bastard again but we have evidence to remove him.... oh and get Raz out. But I repeat, KEEP THE VAMPIRE, just for now and she might even earn a place in our town.

>>6451129
I agree with this guy one hundred percent. She may be lewd but she isn't necessarily evil.

i vote keep vampire to then

Damnit we need information! What the hell does she know about what the noble has been up to?
There has to be more about she knows or why she was locked up rather than killed!
Don't just let her wander off before we find out _something_.

Keep her around so we can watch her. If she really is good she could be an asset in town, if not then well... we have one very angry deity who killing her will appease.

>>6451129
CHARLES BRONSON: ATTOURNEY AT LAW
"I'd like to call my next witness to the stand, Ms. Angelia Desturi."

>>6451129
We're already pushing it as it is with our arm. Also, the damage to our reputation with the people would be horrible if they found out we consorted with a vampire.

I vote to keep the vampire too. Maybe if we are lucky she will turn us into a vampire and we can sparkle in the sun together. And just maybe one day everyone in the world could be vampires just like us.

>>6451168
>>6451161
>>6451150
>>6451129
>>6451095
>>6451101
You ask her to free the orc and she looks at you a bit confused, but complies after pulling at the chains for a few moments. She hefts him onto her shoulders with ease as you stand.

Just being in close proximity to her and not smiting her is making your arm feel strange. The initial pain is over, but now it feels as if it is fading. Bits of the mud you've smeared on it are falling off in dried flakes as if there is nothing there to hold onto.

"So.. you want to split up and me drop him outside someplace.. or what? I know some good ways out through the city sewers.. but it won't be pretty... I mean if you wanted I could lead us pretty much anyplace in the city through those. I had to spend a lot of time hiding before they caught up with me."

Kill her. Kill her while we still can. SHE'S A 300 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE, DON'T THINK WE CAN JUST UP AND TAKE HER WHENEVER WE DAMN WELL PLEASE ONCE SHE'S FED.

>>6451179
... HOW. We are a noble aswell and if we turn around and bring a witness, even if it is a vampire it gets that guy off the court and allows us to get rid of all the vampires in town since they no longer have protection, its like using a criminal to expose other criminals. And if people don't like it? Stuff em, this ain't our city alot of people dislike us enough just for allowing orcs and elves in our town, not to mention we have a dwarf girlfriend.

>>6451179
Since when did potential loss on our part get in the way of helping people who deserved it? We've killed sentient creatures too. I say as long as she doesn't cause death under our watch then it will work out.

>>6451210
See? See? I say we pop her with the sun ray. The damage she could cause is untold. And she could have lied to us about the whole not killing people thing.

Get rid of her, while we can, and keep our arm.

Lose the arm. Thats what everyone wants here right? Becoming a paladin and trying to cleanse the evil from this world is "LOL STUPID"

We should definitely trust the vampire who feeds on human lives. Smiting her would be "bad." Lets just let her back out into the world to do whatever she wants again.

>>6451210
Ask her to take the orc out to safety, we have a fucking guantlet to get backa nd some evil to smite.

>>6451213
We didn't sense evil and I somehow think the other guy was slightly more beefcake than her... although we did get the drop on him. But I say FUCK this elf god, its got a taste for blood now it will never stop till we live in a utopia, its like a dog that needs to be put down. We should just keep on being a nice guy.
>>6451210
Split up, I've got an Evil Fat Bastard to deal with. CLENCH YOUR FAILING GHOST FIST... goddamn fickle gods.

Entrust her with getting our friend out of here and to the rest of our friends. Move on with solo Deathwish action against the noble now that our friends are in the clear.

Smite her. Smite her with all your might. Giving her blood was a mistake. Lets we will have to pay for it, but lets not make another mistake.

Use your sunburst and smite her.

No regrets.

>>6451249
Arm or no, we going to cleanse the world of evil. We're not going to adhere to the whim of some petty god who thinks we're her fucking toy.

>>6451254
Holy fuck, tripfag your way right out of this thread. Shitheads like you are ruining deathwish quest.

>>6451273
I agree, and as was stated we did NOT sense evil and the god STILL wants it dead, I go by my statement that its like a dog thats tasted blood it no longer cares it just wants to kill and its making up excuses, OH ITS EVIL AND DARK, excuse me did YOU sense evil?

Yes, trust her with our friend. Nothing bad will happen when they're out of sight.

She is a three hundred year old monster, who for all we know has been lying through her teeth. Let her escape and we could be dealing with the repercussions for years. If those repercussions don't kill us and everyone we love.

Hey Firstquest, do we sense evil now?

>>6451285
... I'm a tripfag now? Really? And I might be ruining this quest for YOU but it seems you are ruining this quest for ME so we can agree to disagree yes? I personally don't want to see Charles Motherfucking Bronson become a lapdog after all.

>>6451210

"give me one moment. I need to speak with someone."
*kneels down and starts to pray to elven goddess*
"Please grant this unatural being life and bring it close to nature again and allow us to venture together to smite down this evil lord and return to our comrads."

>>6451222
>>6451239
>>6451249
>>6451252
>>6451254
You grab your head and fall to your knees, your mind feels as if it is being torn in different directions. You've always tried to be a "Good" man, but things seem strange and twisted now. Gods are not black and white it seems, and they do not have to obey even their own laws.

You fear losing your arm however, even if making another one could be possible, you know it won't work the same as this.

"t...take him and get out of the city. Take him to the small town about a days journey north from here.. w..wait there, I need your information on the bastards here." You then grab her as if overcome by something, and drag her down to face you.

"And if you kill a single person between now and then I swear I will end you -slowly- for putting blood on my hands".

She looks shocked, and you might say intimidated, she nods slowly, and then eventually that cruel smile crawls across her face.

"Blood on your -hand- you mean right?" She giggles as she saunters off carrying your orc friend. When she is out of sight, your arm feels as if it is still there, but very feint. You doubt you could move anything with it even if you wore your gauntlet.

>>6451285
You can just shut the hell up. Charles Deathwish Bronson ain't nobodies bitch. We didn't sense evil, so we aren't gonna smite anything.

>>6451293
I see your point. I re-neg my split up idea, keep her close by but keep her carrying raz, we need to be able to fight after all.

>>6451314

Bronson kneels down and speaks to his godess
"Oh elven goddes, be it by sword or fist, i wish to finish this evil lord's reign and to make this city right again. Please bless me for this task."
*waits for response*

>>6451303
( Yes you can sense evil. You sensed none on her, but it seems weather you like it or not the elven goddess hates undead regardless of their alignment.)

>>6451314
I think it's time we demanded a heart-to-heart with this goddess. We clearly need to draw some boundaries in this relationship.

>>6451350
Great. She's Pelor's daughter.

Why don't we catch up to her and apologize for being rude.

>>6451350
Pfft, some goddess she is. And if she hates the undead so much, why doesn't she allow us to purify them and lead their souls into her "loving" embrace? I would expect a god to understand that most people cannot control their destinies, especially after death. Speaking of destiny, we should go see that grumpy silver dragon after we resolve this mess, I'd like to ask him about the nature of fate, seeing as he can control it to some extent.

>>6451360
While it seems like a bad idea to argue with a god during an escape.. I actually agree, we either need to be able to rely on these abilities or just fuck it.
Because we are motherfucking Charles Bronson, and we have a Deathwish, and we are out to Do Good and Die Trying..

>>6451401
Yeah lets go to the silver dragon and see if he can fix our arm.

>>6451339
>>6451360
For the first time you take a knee and a deep breath and actually pray to the goddess. You've used her spells by proxy, and have been taught much about her, but never showed faith nor desire to be hers. Doing so makes your arm feel more solid, but your response is sober. You don't hear words, but you feel feelings.

She wants Vampires, Zombies, Werewolves, Liars, Gluttons, Thieves, monsters, necromancers.. the list goes on and on, as you think of all of the things you... no SHE wants dead. Your head starts to hurt once more. She wants this world pure for her return and you can do it for her, you've all ready started to create her vessel.

The last part of the thought makes you hurt all over, and you fall onto your back on the floor, having a small, delightful seasuire.

Eventually you are in your right mind once more alone on the cell floor.

>>6451386
Yeah I'm thinking more of a "You want me to rid the world of evil, then you'd best trust my judgment or you're going to end up with more evil in the world than you started with."

>>6451411
Wait, what? Ohshit.

>>6451411
Well fuck.

>>6451411
Welp, looks like she just wants to use us. Fuck that bitch, we don't need two arms to be awesome.

>>6451411
Fuck this god. She wa supposed to be god. Now she's evil? What The Hell.

>>6451411
gluttons? sorry fa/tg/uys but you're all fucked. seriously though we do what we feel is right, most of the time that will probably coincide with what the goddess wants. however right now we have a bitchin guantlet to recover, lets got some weapons/armour off the guards and move on.

She is obviously an evil goddess, first thing we do when we get back to town is tear down her shrine in the tower.

Thinking at this point we should find another means to make this arm work. Magic through a wizard, another god, dragon, whatever. Or something mechanical even.

This goddess seemed reasonable enough to deal with before, but damn. This is a bit much.

>>6451447
It WAS good but we kind of tipped it over, it already hated stuff but we gave it a BLOODTHIRST for that stuff.

>>6451456
We could try the silver dragon, he seems to be tied in closely with fate and that seems pretty neutral.

>>6451411
>Her return
>Her vessel
HAHAHA NO.
Let's get one thing straight bitch, we want evil gone just as much as you do, but unlike you, we actually give a shit about the circumstances of the "monsters" in question. You aren't the spitting image of the black and white, good and evil mentality, but neither are we. You may be the one granting us power, but we'll be damned if we'll let you use us, you are far too power hungry to walk this earth. You had best tone your bloodlust down few thousand notches, or we'll come up there and knock you one, slut.

>>6451450
I don't think so. Agreed on getting ready to go and going though.

>>6451465
He also delights in causing us misery.

>>6451459
Nope, from what first said this goddess was always evil, it just had a hatred towards specific things that made it seem good. But if the goddess wants all those things dead unconditionally, then its evil.

>>6451484
WHAT DEITY IN THIS QUEST DOESN'T?

>>6451459
( This is correct. Usually she simply keeps people safe from evil spells and makes healy nice. And curses anyone who offers her blood and pain ( By carving something of hers into flesh). She couldn't punish you, because you had no idea you were doing something wrong. So she just kept an eye on you. And she's seen what one person can do for the world, and is tired of trying to protect, and wants to control.Try to remember you're not dealing wish jesus or "god" as the "holy" good guy. You're dealing with like... Greek gods. They kinda have personalities and human flaws. )

>>6451487
It's the goddess of PROTECTION, specifically against dark magic and the like. That's usually a good thing.

I'm almost starting to think of this arm as like a tentacle gotten from worshiping an eldrich horror.

>>6451411
Shit. Wait, wait. I think I see what's going on, kinda.
Somehow, linking her to us has exposed her thoughts and emotions she didn't previously know.
We've accidentally corrupted her.. we can't simply ditch her, she may go a try to continue her newfound quest with others, resulting in just the sort of 'paladins' we don't like.
We, Charles Bronson, have to straighten out a motherfucking GOD and show it how to deal with things. That is some high level shit right there.

>>6451484
But he was fair, and he just didn't outright kill us. Seems like this is a better choice then dealing with dark powers to get our arm back, or dealing with the god who wants us to constantly kill stuff.

>>6451500
OH GREAT WE BY OUR MERE EXISTENCE HAVE DESTABILIZED THE ENTIRE PANTHEON. FUCK THIS. WE MUST BECOME THE DEITY WE WISH TO SEE ION THIS WORLD.

>>6451500
Any way we can talk talk to her, not just be a one-sided conversation?

>>6451502
Demanding that we do something instead of giving the arm to protect us seems like an evil action. If the goddess was good, she would give us the arm to help protect us.

Now I'm 100% sure I wanna pay the silver dragon a visit, (if goldy didn't rip his fucking head off yet.)

>>6451512
>fair
>tortured for amusement

Right....

>>6451509
... I like it... mentor the god? FUCK YEAR. Put this bitch back on track.

>>6451514
The talks seem one sided. Opening your mind and heart to her at all, before you can even put a word in she's shouting into you with commands. And as a note it kind of hurts.

As another note, you can hear footsteps far off down the halls outside the door. They sound like they are around the corner for now, but heading this direction.

>>6451512
Yeah, but we replaced the limb of the gold. Seems like he'd be up for helping us out in the same manner.

>>6451513
YES! Lets make it our goal to become the new god of this world, Kira style!

>>6451540
Maybe we can do it through the priestess when we get back to our town. Right now, let's get out of here and get our gauntlet.

I hate to leave now, but I'll definitely be reading the archived thread. Somebody make sure to do it. And sup/tg/ is down right now, so unless it pops back up, can we get the ball rolling on 4chanarchive.org?

She's the quiet girl in the group that stays back from combat and heals and protects everyone else, staying quiet about all the abuse and evil things she's warded back.. now we've handed her an outlet into the world and exposed her to ideas and thoughts that have broken down her walls and have her wanting the carve a hole out of evil like Carrie at the end of her movie.
This is bad.
But we've got to reign her in, show her how not to be a douchebag.

>>6451535
Well that's the price for his goddamn scales, I ain't gonna complain about it.

>>6451542
He would be a good choice, but I think hes gone off somewhere for now. He said to visit him in two years.

Those footsteps are getting awful close to cutting off your escape as you stand there and think.

>>6451567
Guess how long it's been? Yeah, that's right.

Boy, I'll laugh my ass off if the two-year mark ends up being because he foresaw this and becomes our new patron. Although he might not be the classiest fellow to deal with either, I remember him killing quite a few dwarves so that they wouldn't annoy him.

>>6451535
I don't see it as torture or being cruel. He gave us some life lessons there. We choose life over beauty, and we then again choose life over material possessions. I think hes was helping us become a better person, but not forcing anything on us like that so called 'goddess of protection.'

I'm back!
>>6451580
Seeing as how we have no weapons, can we check the guards for any?

That arm was handy, but know it only ties me more to my hate- unselfish reasoning for an immoral act, wrapping it up in a nice "IM YOUR GOD AND YOUR ARM" package. Once I'm out of here, that bitch is next on my list.
-Charles Bronson

>>6451580
We already said that we wanted to grab armor and a weapon from the guards. Anything else obviously useful too, like keys.

>>6451585
It hasn't been two years, we just got back from the dwarven kingdom and then we got summoned to this human city.

Any way to get access to regeneration healing for our arm in this setting? Resurrection has been named as not existing, I recall.

>>6451580
I guess we can think about this later, for now, take the useful shit from the KO'd guards and escape to a more secure location.

>>6451620
Someone hasn't been paying attention to the threads. It totally has. We had a timeskip.

Let us make some fucking haste, we can tame the fuck out of elf bitch later.

>>6451580
Time to fulfill our deathwish and go beat some ass.

>>6451540
Looks like talking sense into a god will have to wait for a bit, trouble's coming.
Check the down guards for weapons and keys, look for hiding places. Wait in cell if we have the key, jump them if they check inside.

>>6451595
You have got to be kidding me.

It was blatantly because he was bored and wanted amusement. Stop acting a retard.

Its gonna look awfully bad if we are spotted with the guard's armor and weapon. Lets just sneak out, that way they won't know what actually happened and it won't look so bad for our town.

>>6451602
One of the guards has a billy club, you scoop it up before heading out into the hall and the opposite direction of the footsteps. You round another corner, and head up the steps leading out a back door into the moonlight. There are no guards out here, but you hear people talking. Your gauntlet is likely at the front desk of the tiny holding area. This is not the cities main jail, it is where people wait it seems for public punishments such as floggings, beheadings etc. right before their sentence.

Autosaging, perhaps we should move to '7.5', eh firstquest?

>>6451630
And you have not been paying attention either, we reset to the point in the story before the timeskip because people were bitching.

>>6451630
No, that didn't happen because we decided we didn't want to be force to become a paladin, so firstquest went back to when we had our choice.

>>6451654
HEY EVERYONE

GO TO 4CHANARCHIVE.ORG

CLICK REQUEST INTERFACE ON THE SIDE

TYPE IN THREAD NUMBER

LET'S SAVE THIS ONE FOR THE ARCHIVES SINCE SUPTG IS DOWN FOR NOW

>>6451654
Move slow and stealthily to the area. Dodging trouble till we have our gauntlet.

>>6451677

One request now, we need 6 more.

>>6451654
Look for a way out town. We can come back for the gauntlet later. We don't want to kill any guards if we don't have to, its not their fault if they are supposed to watch a gauntlet.

>>6451657
( Yes making a new thread in just a moment, and please people I'm doing these for fun and enjoyability lets try to not get all up in eachother's biznaz. Yes the fast forward was "Retconned" because I did not explain what it is to become that goddesses "Boy toy" very well. And many people didn't like the outcome. It also felt like a cop out on my part, because my creative juices were lacking, as I expected the vampire storyline to last much longer.)

>>6451710
Why don't we just go back to the vampire story line then? There was quite a few people who didn't want to attack the vampire there, im guessing those are the same people who didn't wanna us to become a paladin.

>>6451738
That's a little too far back for me, although we could've dealt with it a little more elegantly, I like where we are now.

Listen, we made a bad choice and now we are paying for it. Life is kinda full of em lol.

>>6451755
New thread here.

Question, I don't want to disrupt the new thread with it, but did we ever manage to check on the status of the barmaid from before our trip to dwarven lands? I missed one quest but it seemed we were pretty much interrupted before we had a chance to look into it.

suptg is back up