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    35 KB New Pantheon Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)07:54 No.6591184  
    Let's make a new pantheon for D&D 3.5 where the gods are legendary musicians. I'll start us off:

    The god of the cosmos and magic, David Bowie, is chaotic neutral. His followers include astronomers and arcane spellcasters. The domains he is associated with are Knowledge, Trickery, Magic and Chaos. His favored weapon is the quarterstaff.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)08:00 No.6591222
    This is off to a great start. So great in fact that I'm not sure if I can come up with anything better than OP, but I'm thinking about it.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:01 No.6591241
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    The god of freedom and sexual prowess, Freddie Mercury, is chaotic good. His followers include bards, fighters, champions and fat-bottomed girls. The domains he is associated with are Freedom, Luck, Good and Chaos. His favored weapon is the longsword.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:07 No.6591281
    This would be so great.

    "I'm a cleric of Bowie."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:12 No.6591312
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    The dual gods known as Daft Punk

    Gods of groove and house

    Patrons of dance and light
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:14 No.6591322
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    The god-triad of dwarves, ZZ-Top, is lawful neutral. Their followers include dwarves and bearded men. The domains they are associated with are Law, Earth and Strength. Their favored weapon is the battleaxe.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:16 No.6591329

    FUCK YES. I can so envision dwarves mining and digging while listening to ZZ-Top.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)08:20 No.6591347
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    The god of justice and immutable fate, Johnny Cash is worshiped by leaders and others who must sit in judgment, or those who feel called to do so, and he is also frequently called upon those who feel grievously wronged. He is lawful neutral and is associated with the domains of Law, Endurance, Community, and Earth. His favored weapon is the unarmed attack or improvised weapon.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:20 No.6591350
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    The god of hedonism and darkness, Ozzy, is chaotic neutral. His followers include spellcasters, craftsmen and barbarians. The domains he is associated with are Chaos, Darkness, Freedom and Metal. His favoured weapon is the axe.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:21 No.6591354
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    The god of fire and chaos, Keith Flint, is chaotic evil. His followers include thieves, murderers, pyromaniacs and madmen. The domains he is associated with are Fire, Chaos, Evil and Trickery. His favored weapon is the dagger.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:21 No.6591358
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    The god of obnoxious ugliness and death-defying speed, Lemmy Kilmeister is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include illusionists, alterationists, disenfranchised paladins, barbarians, and skalds. The domains he is associated with are Speed, Illusion, Chaos, and Freedom. His favored weapon is the warhammer.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:22 No.6591363
    Hmm, we may have a rather biased pantheon. Needs more Law and Neutral, or shall the world be skewed to chaos?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:24 No.6591371
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:24 No.6591372

    Agreed. John Lennon should be Neutral Good and Bob Dylan should be True Neutral. Someone do them? Don't really listen to them enough to make them well enough.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:26 No.6591381
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    David Bowie is already a god in D&D, they just call him Corellon Larethian to avoid getting sued. Pic for proof.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:28 No.6591388
    Mike, are you the OP? We had this conversation just a few weeks ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:28 No.6591390
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    The god of change and truth, Trent Reznor is Chaotic Good. His followers include scribes, paladins, druids, and the falsely imprisoned. The domains he is associated with are Change, Truth, Freedom, and Darkness. His favored weapon is the cat-o-nine tails.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:28 No.6591391
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    Perhaps the Quicksilver Prince of the Universe is more to your liking?

    His domains include glamour, awe, glory, love, and justice. He gifted to mortals the magic of stories and the manliness of a good moustache.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)08:30 No.6591397
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    The god of undeath and wealth, Keith Richards is worshiped by necromancers and ambitious or unscrupulous professionals of all stripes. He is True Neutral and associated with the domains of Death, Healing, and Luck. His favored weapon is the syringe.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:30 No.6591398
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    The god of travel and the past, Bruce Dickinson, is neutral. His followers include historians, academics, dreamers and travellers of all kinds. The domains he is associated with are Courage, Knowledge, Time, Travel. His favoured weapon is the spear.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:30 No.6591400
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    The god of traditional values, Elvis Presley, is lawful good. His followers include paladins, good fighters and the common man. The domains he is associated with are Law, Good, War and Protection. His favored weapon is the longsword.
    >> Christmas Ape 11/06/09(Fri)08:31 No.6591403
    You think if I wrote him a letter he'd let me smoke his ashes when he dies? You'd just get fucking GONE.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:32 No.6591411

    hmm... why is he a bit out of place here? Oh yeah, this is a legendary musicians thread, and that guy is just some fucko.

    Anyway, Bruce Springsteen for Neutral Good amirite?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:33 No.6591414
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    The god of peace and good will, John Lennon, is neutral good. His followers include elves, gnomes, pacifists and druids. The domains he is associated with are Good, Earth, Plant and Travel. His favorite weapon is the quarterstaff.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:34 No.6591416


    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:34 No.6591417
    >lead singer of Prodigy
    >just some fucko

    Get out.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:36 No.6591420
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    The god of dreams, Mike Oldfield, is neutral. He is worshipped by artists, inventors and those struck by inspiration. The domains he is associated with are Dream, Fate, Illusion and Trickery. His symbol is a tubular bell.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:36 No.6591421

    Should be neutral evil, otherwise good. I am so basing my next lich on Keith Richards.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)08:38 No.6591426
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    The god of unwanted romance and minor annoyances that you just can't seem to ignore, Rick Astley is worshiped both by desperate suitors in secret, and by the women hoping to get rid of them. He is chaotic neutral, is never gonna give you up, and is associated with the domains of Madness, Love, and Liberation. His favored weapon is the spiked chain.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:39 No.6591429
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    Manowar! The Gods of Metal.. !!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:39 No.6591430
    What musician do halflings worship?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:39 No.6591433
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    Alien Overgod of Music.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:40 No.6591436
    >His favored weapon is the spiked chain.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:41 No.6591440
    Tiny Tim?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:43 No.6591445
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    uh... exactly.

    Bowie. Johnny Cash. Elvis. Motorhead. Daft Punk. Ozzy. Keith Richards... yeah, that dude can't hang here, sorry fag. Enjoy being a pathetic fucking teenager stuck in the 90's who can't dress for shit.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)08:44 No.6591446
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:44 No.6591451
    We need some goddesses in here.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:45 No.6591452
    Okay, so Daft Punk, a pair of French electronica dudes, are able to hang out, but Keith Flint, leader of an influential British band from the early nineties, isn't allowed?

    Next you'll say that Chromeo is allowed in but Gene Simmons can fuck right off.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:45 No.6591453
    Lol'd hard.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:45 No.6591455

    The Men of War are a legendary band of heroes, travelling the world and the planes beyond in the quest for 'the ultimate metal'. Sages believe that this metal does not physically exist but is perhaps a manifestation of the Dragon Force, an otherworldly force that may be channelled by vibrating threads of steel at the correct speed.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:46 No.6591460
    Dio. It can only be Dio.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:47 No.6591468
    OP here, this is shaping up to be a pretty neat pantheon. We are in desperate need of some evil gods, we haven't got a single lawful evil one so far, for example.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:48 No.6591470
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    Bob Dylan is the true neutral god of inspiration, travel and history. His followers include bards, monks and scholars. The domains he is associated with are Knowledge, Travel, Luck and Trickery.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:48 No.6591471
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    The god of changing times, of greater futures, and of poetic creation in all things, Bob Dylan is true neutral. Freedom, Community, Time, and Fate are his associated domains. His favored weapon is the scimitar.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:48 No.6591473
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    Don't know if disappoint...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:48 No.6591475

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    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:50 No.6591482
    I'm picking Man o War as the gods' chosen enforcers and defenders. Arriving to restore balance wherever they are needed.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:50 No.6591484
    Trying to think of evils that aren't in the black or death metal scenes.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:51 No.6591486

    Someone do Bjork.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:51 No.6591490
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:52 No.6591492

    Then I have succeeded.

    I wasn't trying to say that DF are some sort of uber group (they're ok, shame they can't play well live), just that their name does sound like some kind of mystical power rather than a group.

    After all, gods do not exist in a vacuum, they have legends and myths, heroes and villains as well.

    Perhaps tales are still told of the great Hendrix and Elvis, Those Who Came Before and forged the world from nothingness.

    Or the sad tale of how the Moon died, it's sad face ever-more shining down on the world in memory.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)08:52 No.6591493
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    The god of knowledge and curiosity, John Linnell is worshiped by teachers, intellectuals, and individuals with a streak of wonderment for the world they live in. He is neutral good and is associated with the domains of Mind, Air, and Creation. His favored weapon is the crossbow.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:52 No.6591494
    Say. Am I the only person who finds her inexpressibly creepy looking? I think she has perfect facial symmetry.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:53 No.6591499
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    Judas, supreme elemental god of Metal.
    Priests of judas have access to the Metal, music and awesome domains.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:54 No.6591505
    Hendrix not getting a proper write-up?
    Fucking Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:54 No.6591508
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:54 No.6591510
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    The goddess of sorrow and madness, Emilie Autumn is Lawful Evil. Her followers include necromancers and the vengeful. The domains associated with her are Death, Freedom, Strength, and Destruction. Her favored weapon is the rapier.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:55 No.6591512
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    The shapeshifting god of madness, Aphex Twin, is chaotic evil. His followers include murderers and madmen. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Chaos, Death and Destruction. His favored weapon is the scythe.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:55 No.6591513
    archived for awesome
    >> Frogman !!EYAsCmTDWlw 11/06/09(Fri)08:55 No.6591515

    Dude she is perfect. But the experience of being the only perfect being in a flawed and broken world has driven her completely and irredeemably batshit insane.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:56 No.6591520
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    Stat me.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:56 No.6591524
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    and me.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)08:57 No.6591527
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    I was gonna do it but then that guy nominated him for Overgod so I focused my efforts elsewhere (>>6591347 >>6591397 >>6591426 >>6591493).
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:58 No.6591531
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    Bitches don't know 'bout my cockguitar.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:58 No.6591533
    Do it anyway.
    One line saying "overgod" isn't enough, no matter how right that is!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:58 No.6591535

    Properly writing these up.

    The twin gods of constructs, Daft Punk, are lawful neutral. Their followers include robots and dance-golems. The domains they are associated with are Law and Magic. Their favored weapon is flail.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:59 No.6591536
    I propose a mate for Lemmy. Lita Ford. Neutral good. Goddess of art and hardcore sex. She acts as a tempering influence on Lemmy, keeping him from changing the world into a spiky metal racetrack built on oversized amps.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)08:59 No.6591537
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    The god of control and conquering, Dr. Steel is True Evil. His followers include conquerers and warlords. The domains he is associated with are War, Strength, Knowledge and Destruction. His favored weapon is the warhammer.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:00 No.6591541
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    ...Onward into the heart of battle
    Fought the sons of Odin
    Outnumbered many times
    they fought on
    Blood poured fourth from their wounds
    Deep into the earth
    Vultures waited for the broken shells
    That once were bodies
    But Odin alone would choose the day
    They would enter Valhalla
    And in their hour of need
    He sent forth unto them THE BERSERKER RAGE

    HAIL, GODS OF WAR!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:00 No.6591542
    You forgot bitching about Joss Whedon stealing his totally original do not steal "mad scientist played for laughs" idea.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:02 No.6591552
    The patron god of Halflings, Ronnie James Dio, is both Lawful Evil and Neutral Good, depending on the opinion of the Halfling in question, representing his duality in nature, both advocating strength and self-serving feats of glory balanced with cautionary tales of the pitfalls of self-aggrandizing and overzealotry.
    His followers include bards, champions and outspoken leaders, who will often leave offerings to shrines of great cats to gain his favor. The domains he is associated with are Force, Law, Sonic and Chaos. His favored weapon is the Great Mace. His symbol is a pair of spiraling horns.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:03 No.6591555
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    Better pic.
    This was him with his daughter a few weeks before he died of a drug overdose. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:03 No.6591556
    Sting. Neutral Good. God of storytelling and archiver of lore. Versed in several hundred instrumental weapons, but interested primarily in preserving a record of the past.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:03 No.6591561
    His favored weapon isn't specified, but it ALWAYS looks like a toy.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:05 No.6591565
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    The goddess of deceit, lust and debauchery, Lady Gaga is Neutral Evil. She is worshiped by prostitutes, transvestites and con men. The domains she is associated with are Darkness, Illusion and Trickery. Her favorite weapon is the Disco Stick.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:05 No.6591566
    That's it, I am so going to play a paladin of Elvis Presley the next time I create a character. With the hairstyle and everything.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:06 No.6591569
    Not allowed in a pantheon built on music, sorry. Same goes for Tokio Hotel and its members.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:07 No.6591571
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    ITT: way too much pop-shit

    The god of complexity, W.A.Mozart, is lawful neutral.
    Domains are Order, Law, Perfection
    Followers are craftsmen and organizers, they at times seem to be unhealthily focused on the perfection of their work
    favoured weapon is the dire flail
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:07 No.6591576
    Doesn't she go out of her way to look like a fucking ugly tramp whore?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:08 No.6591579
    >wait for it
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)09:09 No.6591582
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    Your wish is my command.

    Jimi Hendrix is the god of Awesome and All That Aannot be Conceived. He is True Neutral and according to legend is a kind of mentor to the gods, though there is no record of him ever intervening in any conflict. His domains (and favored weapon) are not precisely known because he neither seeks nor accepts mortals into his service, and any other avenues of divine contact attempted with him typically result in either apotheosis or, more commonly, spontaneous combustion, but they are popularly postulated to be either "All" or "Fire, Magic, Mind, and Creation."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:10 No.6591584
    I don't know, I'm thinking of the classical performers as being similar to the Titans. Overthrown by the current pantheon. I'd go with Wagner as the titan that betrayed them, training the new pantheon in the ways of music, and helping them to develop rock.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:11 No.6591586
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    The god of Coolness and change, Miles Davis is True Neutral. His followers include Sorcerers, Bards and Rogues. The domains he is associated with are knowlegde, magic, being angry and all types of jazz. His favourative weapon is the instrument.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:11 No.6591589
    Beethoven as Lawful Evil please.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)09:11 No.6591590
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:12 No.6591594
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:12 No.6591595
    >His favored weapon is the blowgun.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:13 No.6591598
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:13 No.6591599
    He was strict, domineering, controlling, and demanded perfection. Sounds more Lawful Evil than Neutral or Chaotic.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:14 No.6591604
    This really has so much potential, we could do the classical geniuses such as Mozart and Beethoven as the elder gods, while some of the newer and not quite as legendary ones like Keith Flint could be demigods.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:15 No.6591606
    Glorious Neckbeard, where hast thou been!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:15 No.6591610
    The goddess of madness and feminism, Tori Amos, is Chaotic Neutral. Her followers include lunatics, feminazis and people who make no fucking sense. The domains she is associated with are Madness, Trickery, Travel and Lust. Her holy symbol is whatever shiny thing last caught the priest's eye.

    Toriian spells:

    Level: Cleric 6
    Components: V, S, DF
    Casting Time: 1 Standard Action
    Range: Personal
    Target: You
    Duration 1 min./level

    Your speech becomes completely unintelligible. Your dictation turns to mush, you mumble, and what you say makes no sense. Those hearing your mumbled nonsense must make a Will Save or find it to be deep and meaningful and develop a temporary fanaticism for you that they will later feel stupid about.

    (I like Tori Amos and all, but goddamn.)
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:15 No.6591611
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    The god of mimicry and insanity, Weird Al is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include the insane, poets, and jesters. The domains he is associated with are Trickery, Chaos, Madness, and Craft. His favored weapon is the unarmed attack or improvised weapon.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)09:16 No.6591613

    Not posting for a week or two due to being extremely busy, and then posting a lot spread over this whole last night due to withdrawl?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:16 No.6591619
    true, but then his music is insanely chaotic
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:16 No.6591620
    He's the Xom of this pantheon.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:16 No.6591621
    I've got this idea brewing now for several pantheons representing different genres all vying for supremacy, and a world that shifts as one side or another achieves some measure of dominance. Barbed wire thorn bushes suddenly sprouting bleeding roses as the goth pantheon strikes a blow against the metal pantheon... It'd be awesome for storytelling.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:16 No.6591622
    Oh well I guess that makes sense, sort of. Not at all, perhaps a little.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:20 No.6591639
    "Yankovic is amused!"
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:25 No.6591660
    It makes for an odd distinction. Likely, this sort of Pantheon's followers would view the musical works as the litanies, but attempts to follow the chaotic form of his music would no doubt infuriate Beethoven and draw his ire.
    >> Golden Neckbeard !!MA40nsGlj/I 11/06/09(Fri)09:29 No.6591674
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    A lesser diety of drunkenness and grim determination against all despair, Hound Dog Taylor is worshiped by prisoners, beggars, and other hopeless. His self-inflicted severed sixth finger is an artifact of legendary power. He is neutral good and is associated with the domains of Endurance and Madness. His favored weapon is the sickle.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:29 No.6591677
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    Wagner as god of tyranny and fascism ?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:31 No.6591688

    Awesome. He's lawful evil with the favored weapon longsword. Domains law, evil and tyranny.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:43 No.6591732
    we should have Satriani too
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:48 No.6591750
    The god of science and mimicry, Tom Lehrer is Lawful Neutral. Hif followers include inventors, jestors, and gnomes. His followers have always had a friendly rivalry with those of Weird Al. His domains include Law, Force, and Craft. His favored weapon is the whip.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:48 No.6591753
    Some legends for your consideration: Al Jolson, Frank Sinatra, Benny Goodman, George Gershwin, Igor Stravinsky, JS Bach, Billie Holiday, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Diana Ross, Elton John, Phil Collins, William Shatner
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:51 No.6591766
    >William Shatner
    oh dear gwhlfskd
    the Snarl from the order of the stick?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:52 No.6591770
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    A Demigoddess of Love and Experimentation, Regina Spektor, is Neutral Good. Her followers include scholars, artists, and gravediggers. The domains associated with her are Love, Hope, Creation, and Change. Her favored weapon is the Longbow.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:54 No.6591777
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    The god of wilderness, life and joy, Vivaldi is chaotic good. His followers include elves, druids and hunters. The domains he is associated with are Earth, Air and Creation. His favored weapon is the bow.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:55 No.6591782
    damnit... forgot he was Jewish. Unintentional racism is unintentional.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)09:59 No.6591794

    I was gonna write one up for her. :)
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:01 No.6591803
    Please still do if you had any better ideas for her.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:09 No.6591830

    ... You don't know anything about the man, do you?

    If anything, he's just a god of natural talent and raging hormones.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:12 No.6591837
    he probably went by the characteristics of his music
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:13 No.6591838
    >> Malal 11/06/09(Fri)10:13 No.6591840
    A god of juxtaposed opposites, satire and bitter humor, Voltaire is True Neutral. His followers include cynics, philosophers, and those odd people who want to be vampires. The domains he is associated with are Law, Chaos, Darkness, Light, Good, and Evil. His favored weapon is the shortbow.
    >> Malal 11/06/09(Fri)10:14 No.6591842
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    Forgot mah pic.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:14 No.6591844
    Man I love the music he makes
    >> Malal 11/06/09(Fri)10:19 No.6591860
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    Gods of Chaos, Trickery, and Madness, Lordi are Chaotic Neutral. Their favored weapon is the mace.

    I'd like to see Sabaton, Hammerfall, and Spinal Tap done here, too.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:22 No.6591879
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:29 No.6591925
    eww, what a faggot chest, it looks like he waxes that shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:30 No.6591927
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    The god of efficiency and frugality, Eric Clapton is lawful neutral. He's worshiped by artisans, farmers and common folk. His favored weapon is the axe.
    >> Malal 11/06/09(Fri)10:31 No.6591936
    Frank Sinatra is the Neutral Good god of... oh, Me. I don't know what.

    I know, I know... but his music is kick-ass.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:40 No.6591983
    >His favored weapon is doomsday laser.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)10:59 No.6592095

    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:01 No.6592117
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    The god of romance, obscure knowledge, and learning, Johnathan Coulton, is neutral good. His followers include lonely, socially inept young men and people with high Intelligence. The domains he is associated with are Knowledge, Good, Creation, and Travel. His favored weapon is the repeating crossbow.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:06 No.6592157
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    John Bonham is the god of time, rhythm and decay. He's chaotic neutral. He's worshiped by dragons, giants and all sorts of awesome beings. The domains he is associated with are Magic, Strength and Destruction. His favored weapon is the warhammer.
    >> Leman Russ 11/06/09(Fri)11:09 No.6592179
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    Once a defender of the weak and helpless, Bono has succumbed to the whispers of even greater power.
    He is now secretly a god of greed, still worshiped by thousands of erstwhile followers although it is plain to see his music has been tainted and he has been blinded by his lust.

    His domains are Tyranny, Trickery, and Travel.
    Once Neutral good, he is now True Neutral quickly sliding towards evil.
    His favorite weapon is anything that holds an edge.
    >> Leman Russ 11/06/09(Fri)11:16 No.6592226
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    The Johns are merry tricksters with a song always upon their lips and love in their hearts for everything and everyone. They are gods of the eclectic; their domains shifting constantly other than those of Chaos, Knowledge, and Good.
    They have no set temples, no official worshipers; anyone who loves song or knowledge contributes to their worship.
    Their favored weapon are their hands.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:26 No.6592298
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    The god of beer and sorrow, Zakk Wylde is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include minstrels, barkeepers, mercenaries, and gravekeepers. His domains are Chaos, Strength, Beer, and Death. His favored weapon is the broken bottle.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:29 No.6592324
    Need more lawful dudes in here, and Neutral Evil too.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:34 No.6592365
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    The god of likeability, pipes, tea, banter and soothing, Stephen Fry is neutral good. His followers include gentlemen, father/uncle figures and charismatic men who use banter to win the hearts of men. The domains he is associated with are Charm, Good, Nobility and Community. His favored weapon is the dart.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:37 No.6592377
    massive attack as lawful neutral gods of meditation ?

    Also, we should set all metal bands as the titans, frost giants, or something of the such, making a less complicated mythology
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:37 No.6592381
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    nothing against flint and maxim, but if your making prodigy (and you should) its Liam who's the deity
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:38 No.6592386
    this means Hugh Laury has to be at least a hero in this Pantheon
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:39 No.6592402
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    you are small time
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:41 No.6592418
    Making him another God might be cool.

    But I'm too lazy.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:41 No.6592420

    Problem is that Rock 'n' Roll isn't too lawful a business.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:44 No.6592439
    i was thinkin alot of these techno and electro bands (twin daft, nin, prodigy, kmfdm) should be lawful. As crazy as some of their music gets its always a very sterile and controlled environment, even live.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:46 No.6592462
    you could also throw producers like dre and rubin into the lawful camp, since they really dont create they just perfect whats already out there
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:51 No.6592511
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    Sorry, I don't speak dead-anese
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)11:58 No.6592583
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    watch your tongue boy. What I have made I can unmake
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:12 No.6592687
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    Jimmy Page, wizardry, research and excess. Chaotic Neutral, worshipped by dragons, wizards and sorcerers but also by many fighters. Domains are magic, knowledge and destruction.

    Allied with John Bonham, Robert Plant and John Paul Jones as the Hammer of the Gods.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:26 No.6592741
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    who the fuck's afraid of zombies anyway
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:26 No.6592746
    we had a thread like this a few months ago, except it contrasted rock-gods with comic gods. I prefer a pantheon based on comic book heroes/villains, but here's my take on a rock god:

    King David (Pic related). Chaotic Neutral god of drunkenness, belligerence, sins, pirates, and patron of the people of the distant island of Ay'Re'Land. His domains are War, Booze, Community, and Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:28 No.6592754
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    forgot the pic and favored weapon: claymore/greatsword.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:32 No.6592784
    Don't you know, David Bowie is everyone and everything. David Bowie is every alignment, and every entry in the monster manual.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:33 No.6592793
    Wouldn't Dickinson's preferred weapon be a saber or rapier? after all he is a fencer.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:45 No.6592850
    David Bowie is Aboleth?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:51 No.6592882
    Silly Anon, Bowie is whatever the fuck he wants to be.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)12:53 No.6592901

    Makes sense. In the same vein, his preferred mount is a 747.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:01 No.6592970
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    Mortiis, the god of isolation, despair and apathy is Lawful Evil. Listening to the dirge-like chants of his Goblin, Hobgoblin and Bugbear worshippers has been known to cause adventurers to fall on their swords in melancholy.

    His domains are Law, Evil, Envy, and Watery Death. His favored weapon is the Scourge.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:22 No.6593110
    Same goes for reznor
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:23 No.6593120
    SO I mean aside from the labyrinth I've always wondered if /tg/ were actual bowiephiles
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:25 No.6593136
    You mean how there's no Sylvan in my game, only Bowie?

    "Floo flee flaa flaa, David Bowie."
    "David Bowie floo floo flee Ziggy Stardust?"
    "Ziggy Stardust Thin White Duke!"

    I shit you not. Conversations have gone on like this, in-game.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:28 No.6593150
    I played a Bard named Ziggy Stardust once. I used that build for bards that revolves around replacing saving throws with perform checks.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:28 No.6593156
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    The Patron God of love, Androgyny, and Excess the Molko is Chaotic Neutral. The gender of the molko has never been discovered. The Molko's prefer'd weapon is the Bastard Sword.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:30 No.6593170
    Just checking, strangely I got into bowie through Deathrock...I guess thats not really such a stretch though what with all the glam...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:35 No.6593214
    NiN is well-known enough that Johnny Cash did a cover version of one of their songs.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:35 No.6593216
    >traditional values
    >Elvis Presley

    You're kidding, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:38 No.6593241
    how the fuck could more than a hundred posts be made before someone picked up on this?
    >> Anubis !D.Jip6r9wQ 11/06/09(Fri)13:42 No.6593273
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    The god of harmony and dance, Michael Jackson is neutral good. His followers include all entertainers. The domains he is associated with are Peace, Magic, Unity, and Love. His favored weapon is the unarmed attack or improvised weapon.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:43 No.6593278
    NIN also did a thing with Bowie. Doesn't keep Reznor from being an over-rated, Egotistical POS.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:44 No.6593289
    /tg/ isn't always the sharpest tool in the shed
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:45 No.6593296

    His priests are monkeys.
    His sacrifices are little boys.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:47 No.6593316
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    Klaus Nomi, the god of weirdness and unfinished business.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:49 No.6593344
    someone write up Alice Cooper
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:51 No.6593362
    He's also the patron saint of children.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)13:57 No.6593430
    this thread is full of win and everyone who contributed to it should feel fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:00 No.6593459
    DODS! Get the fuck off of /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:04 No.6593500
    mark oliver everett plox
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:06 No.6593514
    No u, Brownie.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:12 No.6593574
    I suppose this could be slightly related. What d&d race would Hendrix God be if he wasn't human?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:14 No.6593593
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:16 No.6593612
    and then the /b/tards show up
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:18 No.6593635
    /r/ing Rob Zombie as god of undeath
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:19 No.6593645
    fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:21 No.6593664
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:22 No.6593673
    His favoreed weapon is a humungous mecha, Sir.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:25 No.6593693
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    Neutral Evil god of Death.
    An uncaring deity, Rob Zombie's followers include nihilists and those who seek out mastery over undeath.
    His domains include Undeath, Rot and the Decay of Cities. His favored weapon is the Sickle.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:27 No.6593720
    No, that moonwalker "robot" is just a Polymorph Self effect.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:28 No.6593722
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    Mindless Self-Indulgence are the Gods of, appropriately, just that. Their followers consist of barbarians, anarchists, psychopaths, people on drugs, and people out for a good time. They are Chaotic Evil, and their domains are Chaos, Destruction, Madness, and Trickery.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:30 No.6593743
    Needless to say, their favored weapons are Improvised.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:34 No.6593773
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    The god of Misanthropy, Misogyny and Sharp Wit, Pete Steele is Lawful Evil. His followers include scorned lovers, antisocial loners, and more than a few fat chicks and homosexuals who idolize him. His domains are Law, Evil, Hatred, Pain and Spite. His favored weapon is the Spiked Chain, which multiclass Bard/Clerics often attach to their lutes as straps.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:34 No.6593784
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    arthur brown , the god of hell fire.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:44 No.6593853
    Favoured weapon is double bladed axe.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:46 No.6593863
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    Gogol Bordello is the Chaotic Good god of wanderers. He is worshipped by vagrants, beggars, gypsies, and others displaced from their home or otherwise disenfranchised. His domains include Travel, Protection, and Luck. His favored weapon is the quarterstaff.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:52 No.6593914
    Someone stat Simon and Garfunkel.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:53 No.6593923
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:53 No.6593925
    >barbarians, anarchists, psychopaths, people on drugs, and people out for a good time.

    This describes the person who introduced me to M.S.I. perfectly.

    That ended up not being a good thing.
    >> Anubis !D.Jip6r9wQ 11/06/09(Fri)14:54 No.6593942
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    The god of children and naiveté, Raffi, is lawful good. His followers include children, loving parents, teachers, and caretakers. The domains he is associated with are Love, Light, Law, Happiness, Magic, and Learning. His favored weapon is the musical instrument.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)14:57 No.6593962
    >his favored weapons are the bananaphone and the baby beluga

    Fixed that for you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:06 No.6594024
    Has this shit been archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:08 No.6594037
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    Godspeed You! Black Emperor is the Chaotic Evil god of decay, calamity, and ruin. Worship of this god is not accepted in most cities, but there are those who praise him him in secret, usually including survivors of great disasters. His domains are Destruction, Earth, and Chaos.
    >> Thou Dog 11/06/09(Fri)15:12 No.6594063
    ooohh lawd

    Having grown up with Raffi (on vinyl LPs, mind you), I find this hysterically funny.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:16 No.6594100
    Bump for awesome
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:21 No.6594131
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:24 No.6594168
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    Alizee, CG Goddess of Repressed Libido, Self Restraint, Excessive Lust, and doing-your-best-not-to-rape. Also Ass Dances. Domains are Lust, Community, Strength (of boners), and Protection (from Raipu). Favored Weapon is the Taser.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:30 No.6594205
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    God of the heartlands and the everyman, Bruce Springsteen is lawful good. His followers include the common workers of every form and shape. His domains are the heartland values, and his favoured weapon is the sledgehammer.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:30 No.6594212
    >> Rogue Kitty !Z39279KCxs 11/06/09(Fri)15:33 No.6594228
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    >the god of hell fire

    "Hi, god of hellfire."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:34 No.6594234
    Don't forget goddess of the sea/red goldfish/etc...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:38 No.6594265
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    The god of dance and noise, Soulja Boy is chaotic evil. His followers include niggers, wiggers, and Counterstrike mic spammers. The domains he is associated with are Water, Destruction, Darkness, and Corruption. His favored weapon is the dagger.
    >> sage 11/06/09(Fri)15:41 No.6594290
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    NG God of Knowledge, Personal Faith, Mobs and Holy Days.

    His followers include most bards, halflings, and repentant followers of the Ozzman.

    One of the few gods to maintain a diety avatar, he often decends to paladins and bards in their darkest hour and leads them to a greater quest.

    His perfered weapon is a long sword.

    Cleric Special: While in an evil-attuned dungeon, the 'god-call' is raised to a 25% chance instead of 10, due to him assecending into goodhood from a 'holy dive'.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:42 No.6594299
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    The god of spiders and rape, Alice Cooper is Neutral Evil. His followers include rapists, corporate executives, and entertainers. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Lust, Darkness, Madness, and Spider. His favored weapon is the Greatsword.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:43 No.6594311
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    The goddess of peace and understanding, Lacus Clyne is neutral good. Her followers include pacifists, orphans, and soldiers wounded in conflict. Her domains are Good, Healing, and Mercy. Her favored weapon is net.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:45 No.6594322
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    Yonica Babyyeah
    CN goddess of Hoars and Warriors, she loves erotic dances and fuck handsome guys, old guys, nice guys, ... no fat guys, because she has boundaries, but hell remember she really,really want to blow you up.

    Favored weapon: UZI

    Domains: WaR,Music, Pleasure ,Luck, Courage, City ,Charm, and Chaos
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:46 No.6594328
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    God of Insanity and Joy
    >> sage 11/06/09(Fri)15:46 No.6594334
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    Lemmy, God of 'The Fuck?'

    CN, domains of Sex, Death, and Rock'n'Roll

    His followers include men with strange facial hair, angry calvary, and gamblers.

    Cleric Special Ability: The Negative effects of the Deck of Many Things affect the nearest person instead of the cleric.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:48 No.6594350
    You'd think sex would be a standard feature in all American Gods by now...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:49 No.6594352

    Chaotic evil god of joy and ecstasy
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:50 No.6594369
    You're now imagining a bard singing this in the middle of a fight.
    >> sage 11/06/09(Fri)15:52 No.6594394
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    Wendy O. Goddess of 'Fuck You'.
    The enemy/lover of Lemmy.

    Wendy is Chaotic Evil, with the domains of Destruction, Love, Chaos, and Sex.

    Her worshipers are angry, violent women, barbarians, and sexual deviants.

    Cleric Special Ability: Worshipers of Wendy are able to do 1d6 piercing damage while in a grapple as their breast suddenly grow 5 inch long spikes for nipples.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:53 No.6594405
    the other chaos and evil beings (ozzy mainly) would never stand for this jerk off to exist on any plane. They kick his ass and lock him up in a shitty little studio where all he could do is broadcast a crappy late night radio show listened to by 50 year old security guards and pizza delivery boys.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:53 No.6594406
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    Andrew W.K. is the chaotic good god of pianists, parties, and fun. His domains include Fun, Knowledge, and Time. His favored weapon is unarmed or improvised.

    Cleric Special: 2/day, you may declare it is Time to Party. All creatures within 10 feet party for 1 minute/cleric level. Will negates.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:55 No.6594416
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:55 No.6594422
    dud all he rules over is parties, nothing else
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:56 No.6594437
    I did my part with DIO.

    so, doitfaggot.jpg
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:57 No.6594440
    oh wait and harder parties always party always party harder
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)15:58 No.6594457
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    that's because rush sucks and needs to be drown in the bagged milk of their native land.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:01 No.6594508
    I included pianists because the man is an insanely good composer and player.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:02 No.6594519

    If you're trolling, good on ya, you made me rage.

    If you're not trolling, FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:03 No.6594529
    no no its very reasonable and honestly he probably should be. But after the constant parties and the never ending quest to party harder, he simply put has no time for anything else
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:03 No.6594531
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    The gods of teen drinking and alcohol poisoning, brokenCYDE is Lawful Evil. Their followers include 16 year old girls, kids who think they are cool, and rich kids who look like they got dressed in the dark. The domains they are associated with are Madness, Trickery, Deceit, and Evil. Their favored weapon is a concealed dagger.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:03 No.6594535
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    God of excess
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:05 No.6594551
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    Christina Amphlett is the Neutral goddess of masturbation and love. Her followers include romantics and children entering puberty. Her associated domains are Pleasure, Luck, and Growth.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:05 No.6594557
    Cleric Special Ability: You can brainwash 2d10 HD of teenagers into worshiping you 3/day. They will defend you despite not understanding why you are terrible.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:06 No.6594567
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    not trolling.

    now, don't get me wrong here, i'm not one of those folks who will tell you that you are a bad person for liking a certain band... but i will tell you that that band is overrated to all fucking high hell.

    and don't start in with some "but they have millions of fans blah blah blah" shit. britney fucking spears has millions of fans, none of them are doing much to change my mind.

    pic... i guess unrelated. whatever.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:07 No.6594584
    Cleric Special Ability: once a day you can summon 1d6+level worth of groupies and cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:09 No.6594601
    You have a good point sir...Hmm. If you want to edit my entry, feel free to do so.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:09 No.6594618
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    OH DEAR.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:09 No.6594623

    I personally love the music but I can see why somebody wouldn't.

    That said, they are VERY overrated at times.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:10 No.6594631
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    Varg Vikernes

    NE god of fire, magic, blasphemy, and darkness. Worshipped primarily by arsonists, murderers, lunatics, and those disenchanted by other gods.

    Domains: Evil, Fire, Hatred, Magic
    Favored weapon: Dagger
    Cleric special: Clerics get +1 to saves against divine magic from other gods.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:12 No.6594656
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    clearly a case of "so obvious that nobody thought of it", which is a damn shame.

    don't sweat it. i listen to everclear, for fuck's sake. i know damn well that every song sounds the same... i just happen to like that ONE song.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:22 No.6594776
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    The gods of logic and mysticism, Rush, are True Neutral. Their followers include scholars and the aging. The domains they are associated with are Knowledge, and Magic. Their favored weapon is the three-section staff.
    >> Thou Dog 11/06/09(Fri)16:27 No.6594849
    > heartland values
    BTW, isn't he from New Jersey?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:39 No.6594993
    wow, this many posts and Alice Cooper has yet to be written up as a god in 3.5
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:40 No.6595002
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    aye, springsteen is from jersey. heartland would be mellancamp.

    honestly, the two are indistinguishable from each other. they are doing the exact same songs with the exact same messages, but one is aiming at the city folk and the other is aiming at the rural folk.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:43 No.6595032
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:44 No.6595050
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)16:59 No.6595213
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    Tom Morello, avatar of Bob Dylan.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:02 No.6595252
    These aren't gods. They are the lords of madness. They are at constant war with the gods.

    I'm seeing lack of avatars. Not everyone can be a god. Also, WHO FORGOT KURT COBAIN? Come on people. Also, Stevie Wonder/Ray Charles. They deserve a spot.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:07 No.6595321
    Would the Trans Siberian Orchestra be considered angels and celestials?

    Unicorn Dream Attack is not a god yet. He is more like a monk. An ascetic when it comes to the world of music.

    William Shatner. Neutral good God of spoken word. His followers include great Orators. The domains he is associated with are Knowledge, Magic, Good, Sun, and Travel. His favored weapon is the sap or unarmed attack.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:16 No.6595411
    I'd put all orchestras as hive mind gods.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:26 No.6595517
    Do Tupac and Biggie.
    >> Anubis !D.Jip6r9wQ 11/06/09(Fri)17:28 No.6595538
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    The god of enigma and the bizarre, Buckethead, is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include the insane, the hermits, and those who put their craft before their own vanity. The domains he is associated with are Chaos, Mystery, the Unknown, and Truth. His favored weapon is the broadsword.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:30 No.6595560
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    The god of throwing feces at people, sticking things in your ass, and getting fucked up, GG Allin favours no class, no alignment.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:31 No.6595561

    humanoid turds? are we statting beasts out for monster manual XXXI now?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:36 No.6595627
    The god of poetry, drinking, incoherent answers, and dentures, Shane Macgowan is chaotic good and favours only bards after their fifth ale in a row.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:37 No.6595643
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    The god of poetry, drinking, incoherent answers, and dentures, Shane Macgowan is chaotic good and favours only bards after their fifth ale in a row.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:41 No.6595686
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    god damn i hate the irish.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)17:46 No.6595732
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    David Brock: the God of exploration, myth and legend, technology, entertainers and precognition, is Chaotic Neutral. His followers include musicians, planeswalkers, sorcerers, explorers and aged hippies. The domains he is associated with are Freedom, Chaos, Creation, Change and Trickery. His favourite weapon is the Sandcaster.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/09(Fri)18:47 No.6596371
    >> Malal 11/06/09(Fri)18:59 No.6596528
    But... that means people's dicks will fall off from frostbite when she fucks them.

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